#not evil but close enough

[jimjamjomjum]

The parallels between these two haunt me.

[beebfreeb]

Against my will, this freak is fun to draw.

[marc--chilton]

house, in wilson's office, trying to rile him up because he's bored: sorry i can't fuck you like we used to, bum leg and all

wilson, who has not looked up from his paperwork since house came in: love finds a way

house: (zeroes in on wilson like he can see through him) i never said anything about love

wilson, still unbothered: we've been friends for close to twenty years. usually when you know someone that long you start to pick things up about them

cue house leaving without another word and wilson smiling smugly to himself for his Mind Tricks

[samarecharm]

"WHAT ARE YOU; PRESCHOOLERS??? PRESCHOOLERS LAUGH AT THAT SHIT!!!!!"

Based off of @definedvines tags for This Post

[eggwishing]

mr president aka obama the salamander propaganda

[vic-does-battlecats]

Minor spoilers for the already revealed chapters of the next A Starless Clan book Wind

[funnydbdnames]

oh my god

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

the Abyss lore in Natlan got me thinkingggggg

what if you were suffering from slow, chronic Abyss contamination.

Foul Legacy naturally radiates Abyssal energy, which is what turns many animals and beasts away from him. to humans it's not particularly harmful unless you're around him all the time, something only you have the honor of saying. everything is fine at first, you don't notice any differences. but the Abyss has a way of slinking into anything it's not supposed to, settling in your bones and blood and replacing all that's good. slowly it wears away at your body bit by bit until nothing is left but a soul trapped in a decaying husk, pained and suffering and wasting away.

it starts with fatigue. but everyone gets fatigued occasionally- perhaps work has been tiring you out lately, so you take a day of rest, much to Foul Legacy's delight, your Abyssal moth monster happily snuggling against you and curling around your body. it's relaxing and sleepy and wonderful. yet you don't feel any better the next day- if anything you only feel more exhausted. it continues for weeks, fatigue eventually becoming the norm as you force yourself to go to work. Legacy's joy turns to worry, slowly sharpening and clearing at the sight of you flopping over onto the couch each day, with barely enough energy to make dinner.

one day you can't get up at all. your legs simply refuse to support you, and Legacy finds you struggling to even sit up. he chitters in alarm, rushing across the room and gently helping you lean against the headboard. you cough a few times, awful and rasping and deep, and he whines softly, nudging you carefully with his head. your hand settles in his coppery locks, but the grip and scritches are weak, tired, and a cold pit of concern forms in Legacy's stomach, tangled barbs jabbing at his senses. you're just sick, right? this is just some common sickness that humans often get, and it'll you can handle it, right? you'll get better.

...right?

[sauronpilled]

OH ANNATAR WE'RE REALLY IN IT NOW

[bumblingbabooshka]

I think Sarek and Amanda Grayson both lowkey seeing their children as little experiments in different ways is undeniably bad parenting BUT .... I mean you talk about matching each other's freak .... Like imagine for a second Sarek is like "I am going to show that Humans are just as good as Vulcans by molding this Human child and my half Human son into the perfect Vulcans - This will show that despite what society thinks of as their genetic inferiority, they're just as good as any Vulcan." and Amanda's response to that is to think "Sarek is wrong...Michael's humanity MUST be preserved...so that I can show her all the love and affection I can't show Spock and maybe through their sibling bond all my unspoken and unexpressed love can trickle down to him through her." What are you both DOOOOING!?? You guys are NUTS like PLEASE just TALK to each other and compromise about how you're going to raise your children!! [Love the drama though] So I'm imagining in my head that Sarek is severely pressuring both Spock and Michael to act as perfect Vulcans their entire lives with him or else they're failures not only in his eyes but in all of society's (because he's an ambassador and raising these children is tied irrevocably with his work as such) WHILE Amanda is secretly trying to funnel her humanity and love for Spock through Michael and as such failure to receive, express, or internalize that love is failing not only your mother but also the entire Human race. Damned if you do damned if you don't! Who do you want to disappoint more, kids?

In 'Point of Light' Amanda says that she gave Michael all of the love, joy, and affection which she wasn't "permitted" (we must question the use of the word - what stopped her from directly giving Spock this love? I'm not saying there wasn't pressure for her not to, I'm saying the word 'permitted' absolves her of any personal choice or failing in a way that's interesting to me) to give Spock and though this is on the surface level sweet and probably meant to be interpreted that way, I submit that it must be kind of fucked up to hear that your foster mother was maybe only so kind and caring to you because she felt she wasn't allowed to act that way towards her "real" son. Michael Burnham as a tool for both her parents, however unintentional, is very interesting and I'm not sure it's something canon considers (haven't watched the show, I just like imagining things). The feeling that you have to be grateful to these people for not only being your parents but being YOUR parents. For taking you in and giving you a beautiful life - you have to pay them back, you have to make them especially proud of YOU. Because they didn't HAVE to, did they? Because you're not their "real" child. In the end, it's always Spock - isn't it? The love your mother gives you is Spock's love and if only one child can enter the Vulcan Science Academy then it has to be Spock. You're the appetizer your father serves before the REAL main course and your mother's stuffed doll which represents the thing she REALLY wants to hold and you know they genuinely care about you. That's the worst part. Because you know they care and they didn't mean to hurt you and the voice in the back of your head keeps telling you that any hurt they've dealt you pales in comparison to the debt you owe them and they love you, they love you, they love you, they love you, they love you [repeat as often as need be: remember the debt]

[wannabemasterofwindintraining]

Doppelgangers but COOLER

[silverhalla]

just thinkin about it…………

[caitlynmeow]

I always assumed lady Dimitrescu sat at the head of the table because. But look at this she’s sitting right across from her daughters like this is so much closer and she wants to look at all three of them and give them her undivided attention.

I’m sorry but this is the sort of mom who’d sit at the dinner table and have her kids talk none stop about their day with her nodding and giving appropriate remarks of praise and approval like no wonder those girls adore their mother like this she truly loves them and it shows

[nshtn]

TRICELL-era Uroverse Wesker saving @g-mutant 's Birkin, de-mutated, from Simmons Foundations' holding cell.

❝Then, Birkin can smell it. The blood in the air, thick and fresh from multiple sources, letting onto the ground from the dispatched Foundation guards. Wesker’s nose scrunches and he lets out a ragged breath that presses into his larynx, edges of his two longest canines sitting on his lower lip as he… c h u f f s ? It’s animalistic, hungering.❞

[royaltea000]

Put my babygirl in a babydoll 💖✨

[girlygo2]

Some sketches of Triumphant Wilson!

I often see a lot of people portray him as some sort of goofy fella who tries to be scary but isn't? My interpretation of him sort of has none of that unfortunately, having become the evil charismatic scientist of shadows.

Where Wilson was rather quick to accept Their offers of power, knowledge, and more. Once he took it, the change began. What started out as a humble desire for the greater scientific good quickly descended into immoral, evil experiments. Torture, basically.

But, he still has a soft spot for puns and can get excited about science occasionally. However, don't let that soft spot fool you. His heart has gone cold as dry ice.

He is really um... good-looking though.