#not even in highschool-

[godnectar]

OK GURL YOU READY FOR THISSSSSSS. Now I have some younger friends right I won't say exact ages but they aren't even in high school. How they live around 500 miles apart and they had dated each for a lil bit but broke up for some reason I don't exactly remember. So the other day my friend texted me "Yo what do I say when someone says theyre pregnant with triplets" I was like wot and she said Y(the friend 500 miles away and her ex girlfriend) is pregnant with triplets. Now I'm like👁️👁️ so my wheels are turning and my friend keeps texting me about it and that she was even showed a ultrasound. So ofc I asked for the ultrasound I wanna reverse google image search this. A young girl pregnant with triplets????? I smell bullshit. So Im like didn't she still like you after youre break up??? And I explain that this might be a whole thing to get my friend to break up with her current Gf to get back with Y. My friend is like hol' up the worst part is it would have worked and stuff. Fast forward I get the ultrasound. It's. Fake. The best part? ITS AN ULTRASOUND OF TWINS NOT EVEN TRIPLET'S. so than later we get her to confess that Y still likes my friend. I was right the whole time cause she was trying to play the whole "I'm going to be a single mother support me" and I think she was planning to fake a miscarriage to get even more sympathy and get my friend back with her. And I called it her out which I'm proud of. Also her plan would have worked on my friend. The only reason I called her bullshit is because of the triplet part. If she didn't say triplets I wouldn't have called her out on it.

Anon Sin

yeah so,, the tea is crazy-

[scramratz]

Now that I'm in my 20s, the dudes my age who would date high schoolers are even more revolting. I can't even stand listening to two teens having a conversation, and you want to date one???? Electric chair.

[rottengurlz]

she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬

[teaboot]

tranny freak :)

[dunmeshiminimumwage]

[catmask]

also im feeling better it turns out my 'strange unprecedented panic attack' i had two days ago was literally me getting sick. i had a 101 fever but im geting better yayyy

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

never trust the guy with a bright blonde mohawk to style your hair

[piyoandpome]

Can we talk about Haruhi realizing she’s in love with Tamaki?

Like… she’s literally fantasizing about having kids with him and panicking at the thought

And just in complete denial

And it’s just so funny to me

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 114

Jack and Maddie figure out the truth. They can’t possibly hurt there boy. Even if they knew he was just a spook with pretend emotions.

So they inform the Giw.

The GIW waits for no one. In the middle of the school day they arrive at the highschool. Now when i was in highschool we had reinforced doors and they remained locked the entire school day. They had to buzz you in and out.

So the Giw arrive banging on the door ordering the arrest of Danny Fenton aka Phantom.

Turns out the staff and students of Casper high are ride and die. They all had weapons on them. They literally get attacked multiple times in a day.

This turns into a huge stand off.

Casper high protects there own. Dash and Paulina absolutely not letting Danny out of thier sights. No way. He’s in danger! Sam and tucker weren’t even in school that day. Jazz was pulled early.

No one os getting through to them. Jocks just throwing balls and weapons at the Giw from the roof. Paulina trying to disguise Danny but his ecto signature prevents that.

They have the whole school surrounded with anti-ecto weaponry so Danny can’t even sneak away.

Just the school protecting and hiding Danny. All until the JL get involved.

Government reached out to them as there is clearly a mind control or hostage situation happening. It had been 4 days. Something was clearly possessing them. Why else would the school be hiding the ghost boy?

[almondpiglet]

needed to draw something this year for tomes bday...really wanted to draw her highschool friends

[savefrog]

thank you to that tumblr post that said to create a trollsona in 2023 because a friendgroup of mine did all the quizzes and shit and then descended into goddamn madness and ended up with a goddamn sburb session spreadsheet with lands, classpects, consorts, strife specibi, THE WHOLE SHEBANG even wikipedia diving for Denizen names with THEMATIC MEANINGS and shit it was the most free and healing 24 hours of my life i think of it fondly on this day, apparently the anniversary of Cascade which I didn't learn until AFTER I dredged all this back up. mad world.

[the-wizard-dipper]

Masters' Academy AU: Magic // Dipper's First Spell

This is just a test page to play with the vibes, Danny playing mentor to the year's two magical newbies. I do find it funny the amount you can read into a page that was never intended to be in the story or even to have dialog written for it.

Art by @okkennymay Line art beneath the cut.

Feel free to play coloring book with these, I know I might. :)

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

"Ford is intellectually smart and Stan is emotionally smart" is a statement that makes me want to nose dive into academic studies in order to single-handedly redefine the categories of intelligence because that *cant* be right.

[waterghostype]

call me lucky ‘cause in the end

im a six and she’s a ten

she’s so fit, i’m insecure

but she keeps coming back for more

(repost, had to fix smthn)

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc AU: Tucker gets hired by the JL to work on the Watchtower’s cybersecurity... He might have a few friends visit. 

Batman looked over the application for visitors presented to him by Dr. Foley, who was nervously wringing his hands but seemed excited to talk about his two close associates, and it appeared that everything was in order for the pair to be allotted a short visitation time slot. 

The paperwork was established by Batman himself after all, needing a way to permit non-members (His Children) to visit him at his office in the watchtower. Looking over Dr. Foley’s application, the invites to Dr. D. Fenton and Dr. S. Manson seemed to be somewhat warranted.

Dr. Fenton is a well known astrophysicist and Dr. Foley had been upping the security to reflect more complex physics models as the ‘lock’ mechanism for access to Watchtower servers. Dr. Manson was a more controversial figure in social justice but a biochemist to rival Dr. Pamela Isley, not to mention she was someone Bruce Wayne had met a number of times and not completely hated (though he was sure she hated him and everyone else in the gala). She was a fan favorite guest by his children and a great advocate for animal and human rights. 

Batman approves the application, allowing their visitation for a few hours at a time once a week until the completion of Dr. Foley’s project. 

He doesn’t hear much from it, nor from Dr. Foley, but things start to come down the rumor grapevine that the two guests were more than they seemed. Red Robin was the first to comment on it to him, and as practical and efficient Tim could be, there was a look of chaos in his smile as he discussed the two additional PhDs. He was stingy on details and that always meant something bad for Bruce’s mental health. A few others asked a few questions as to who exactly the pair were visiting, and Cyborg commented that they weren’t really doing too much to assist Dr. Foley. 

Batman decides to intervene and meet these two for himself when he hears Constantine complain (not that the man wasn’t always complaining about something) about the two new magic users being way too OP for normal humans. 

This is how the JL gets to become allied with Ghost King Phantom and Thorn (not Poison Ivy pt.2 as Robin insisted). Turns out they weren’t sure if the JL could be trusted with interdimensional politics, so Tucker spent the last two years gaining their trust to let Danny and Sam up here to ‘check the place out’ before they committed to becoming members. 

Batman doesn’t even get to raise alarms at the espionage of it all because Red Robin has already programed their new badges and welcomed them on with open arms and a project to take down the LOA’s Lazarus Pits “safely”.

[ashpkat]

i can’t believe octavian died like… that. of all things in a middle grade kids books series. and everyone was chill about it. literally no one gaf octavian died so horrifically even if it was ‘just’ —and as the readers… we were chill with it too