#not doofus rick related

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more rnm sketches

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I HEARD YOU EAT SHIT. DON'T WORRY I EAT SHIT TOO. I EAT A LOTTA SHIT. SOMETIMES I GO FOR WEEKS EATING NOTHING BUT SHIT. WHEN I LIVED IN THE CITADEL'S SEWERS, MAKING MY LIVING BY GRABBING PEOPLE'S FEET FROM THE SEWER GRATES AND GIVING THEM A BIG CHOMP, I WOULD SUSTAIN MYSELF BY EATING SEWER SHIT. I DON'T EVEN EAT SHIT OUTTA NECESSITY. SOMETIMES I JUST DO IT FOR FUN. IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE GOOD. HONESTLY I THROW UP AFTER. BUT I STILL DO IT. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY, DIPSHIT? IT'S BECAUSE I'M A GODDAMN ALPHA. SOCIETY HAS BRAINWASHED US INTO MINDLESS FUCKING SHEEP. CONVINCED US WE NEED TO CONFORM. WHAT'S THE LEAST CONFORMING ACTION BESIDES EATING SHIT? LITERALLY NOTHING. NOTHING COMPARES. "OH WELL THERE'S PLENTY OF STUFF YOU CAN DO INSTEAD THAT'S WAY WORSE. LIKE HOMICIDE. MURDER." FUCK YOU. HAVE YOU SEEN THE TED BUNDY SIMPS? NOBODY SIMPS FOR US SHIT EATERS. I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR NAME INTO MY SKIN. I WISH I COULD EAT SHIT RIGHT NOW JUST TO PROVE A POINT TO ALL YOU FREAKS. PIC UNRELATED.

Not to be rude, but this is the most unhinged thing I've ever heard. A-and that's saying a lot considering I'm surrounded by other Ricks most of the time.

F-first of all, I don't eat that! It's just a stupid rumor made up by other Ricks to make fun of me!

Second of all, I really d-don't care about being an "alpha", I mean it's- it's not even applicable to wolves! H-how would an outdated theory for wolf hierarchy even apply to a human? A-and why would it even involve making yourself s-sick like that on purpose?!

Third of all, don't c-c-carve my name into y-your skin! W-why would you even do such a-a thing?! Quit h-hurting yourself on purpose!

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Jerry Smith and Doofus Rick from Rick and Morty are moirails!

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It's been a while since I've been on Tumblr, and now there's all these ads?

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Can I Take Your Order?

For the anons who wanted a Cat Rick x Reader fic. For My other Cat Rick x reader fics, check out this master post.

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You were about to step out; car keys in hand and with only one destination in mind, but your feline man child of a pet swaggered on over and got in the way. “Baby, I'm hungry.”

“Yeah,” You sighed, already sure where this was going. “and I'm supposed to care because?”

Taking in the sight of your baggy joggers and bleach stained t-shirt, he rolled his eyes. “Since you're ugh - you're clearly dressed to impress, you might as well feed me before you go.”

“I just fed you.”

Pointing at his empty dish, he complained. “But I'm still hungry. You think I'd be satisfied with only th-that much?”

You had hoped so. “I swear to God Rick,” you sighed, pinching the bridge of your nose to keep calm. “if you want food that badly then get it yourself. There must be more than enough in the cabinet. And don’t pretend that you don’t enjoy meow mix, because I’ve seen how obscenely excited you get over it.”

“Come on baby, I don't want to eat any more of that right now. I-I figured you're already wasting your life and cash away at Taco Bell. Might as - might as well pick me up some Mcnuggets on the way.”

“If I'm killing myself softly with junk food then that's my own business, but you, I thought you were given doctors orders to eat better, weren't you?”

“Screw him. He - he only said to cut back on the liquor. He never told me I-I-I had to ruin my quality of - of life.”

You eyed the areas around his neck that were in patches because he couldn't stop scratching and wondered where you had gone wrong in a past life. “Yeah, I don't think so. Until your rash goes away, then there'll be no garbage food for you.”

“But baby, I-I'll starve.”

“No," You flicked his nose, "you won't. Anyway, I'll see you later.”

“But baby…"

"Look, we've already talked about this. In this home, we respect the holy shell of Taco Bell.”

“There's nothing sacred about th-those ingredients.”

Pushing him out of the way, you rolled your eyes. “Tell me something I don't know, fuzzy butt.”

His ears flattened. “There's a-a lot you'd rather not know, but whatever.”

Something told you this wasn't really about food. "Rick, is something wrong? Is this really about food?"

He didn't answer, but he did grab the meow mix and left to sit on his favorite spot; on top of the fridge.

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You had grabbed your food a half-hour ago, but couldn't bring yourself to drive home. Thoughts on how uncomfortable Rick must've been feeling kept plaguing you. Did he bring it upon himself with his habits? Yes, but it could have happened to anyone, and considering that he spent his time with mostly human versions of himself, it was possible that a lot of places in the Citadel didn’t cater to felines. It was these thoughts that convinced you of where you ought to go.

You set your directions to lead you to the nearest pet store, and once there you searched for the anti-itch creams and ointments, and cat-safe toothpaste since he couldn't use yours. And although you couldn't get him McNuggets, you did pick up some ingredients to make him homemade nuggets. As you drove back home, you kept asking yourself why you put up with his behavior, and why do you care about him despite it all? Perhaps you were losing it, but after all the time you two spent together, you had become rather fond of him.

Though, it was easy to forget how fond you were of him when he got on your nerves, damaged your stuff, and ate as though he’d never eat again. Still, coming home to see him sprawled out and asleep on your couch, or to find that he had bought you a gift brightened your day. Yet, nothing could top the amusement that comes from having him cling to you the moment you returned home. And as you got home, today was no different. You felt his nails prick at your skin as he latched onto you and complained, “Where the hell have y-y-you been?”

“I went shopping for a few things. Now, are you going to let me go, or do you not want to eat?”

His ears perked at this. “You got me th-those nuggets.”

“No, but I’ll make you some. It’ll take maybe half an hour but…”

“Damn baby, y-your cooking for me now? Do I have t-t-to return the favor somehow?”

Lightly pushing him away, you answered, “Don’t get any weird ideas now.”

“But you never cook f-for me.”

“Yeah, and don’t get used to it.”

A part of you was delighted he was looking forward to it. Who knows, maybe you’ll cook for him again, but only if he doesn’t complain about today's meal.

Fin

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Why do you think that the RnM fandom has disappeared? It makes me so sad to see everyone kind of up-and-leave it:(

It's taken me a few days to give this some serious thought. I didn't find it easy to write this, but here is what I think.

I know that the last season had mixed reactions from fans. It included jokes that were way too close for comfort in the Rickmorty territory, and I do think some people thought the writing wasn't as clever or as well done as it could've been. I read some people thought it was entering into a Family Guy territory with its jokes and style of writing. I mean, if that is their way of being more profitable or marketable, then that is their prerogative.

Fandom in itself is fueled by theories, fanart, fanfics, and other forms of fanworks. With its decline, I assume means lessened interest. Over the years I've had the privilege of meeting and getting to know various writers and artists who have gone on to make even more incredible content, but I know it was not without its adversity in the rnm Fandom. The rnm community had gone through phases, but a lot of it had been negative and toxic; not really conducive to growth.

Those who stuck around, stayed until they felt they had nothing else left to give, lost interest, or no longer received a passing glance at their works. As much as I hate to admit it, when people don't receive feedback, interaction, or recognition for the work they put into their fan art and writing and so forth, it is discouraging and disheartening; this can happen to any Fandom. I mean, who doesn't like to be told how great your work is? In bigger Fandoms, it's easier to get feedback and that in itself is a draw.

And well, people's interests change. That's OK. People have the right to choose where they invest their time and effort. I think that's why Tumblr is such an interesting place because you can like multiple genres and Fandoms. Considering the platform that is Tumblr, and the age demographic that it is targeted for, it isn't hard to see why interests change with the frequency that they do.

All I know is that this isn't a sudden disinterest in rnm, but the work of time and factors that are out of our control. This year has kicked everyone's butts and it's understandable if some don't feel like it or have the time to create; it took me half a year to even think of writing again because I was going through the motions. Perhaps new life might be breathed back into the rnm Fandom with the following seasons, but for now this is all I can say.

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More Rnm userboxes cause I got too much time on my hands

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🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 😍

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How about 'this user wants you to kiss the vat'?

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Maybe relaxing to snake 🐍 jazz 🎺 and chilling with a space grandpa is a vibe

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The only good things I can think about from rnm season 4 ep7

Jerry beekeeping

Summer is a queen

That little bear bottle that says Jerry's honey

The fact that Rick didn't want Beth to see morty die

Alzheimers comercial

Jerry in his beekeeping suit

The cool armor anime sequence thing

Other then that, I want to erase the whole main plot cause it's gross even if it was just aliens cause they are technically related as well and just nope. A big fat nope

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Can you do more cat rick fics or other rick fics I really miss them

I am still editing a cat Rick x reader WIP and I am not sure if you're the same anon that asked for more cat Rick fics, but I appreciate the ask. I think I had set many rnm wips on the back burner because I saw a lack of interest but I will finish that fic. And I hope you will enjoy it :3 until then, I hope you will be patient with me.

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Seeing Jessica in the season 5 teaser made me want to draw her. Now, if it looks like she look a little different, it's cause I gave her a cute mole and freckles as well as green eyes. :3 I Iike the idea of how she'd look in the sun, with sun-kissed skin and rich eyes. Can't wait to see how season 5 goes.

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The Return Of SumSum

(is what I would've called last nights episode)

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The new Naruto is looking pretty good. Jk 😂 Though, I wished Rick could've done some shadow clone jutsu, but a samurai rick is cool too.

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So, I got a fic that's not rnm related, but if you guys want to read it, you can here.