#not by slicing their arms open
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batcavescolony · 2 months ago
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Batman: Under The Red Hood
JASON PETER TODD YOU HAVE ENOUGH TRAINING TO KNOW HEAD WOUNDS BLEED A LOT! YOU COULD HAVE USED ANY OTHER PART OF YOUR BODY! (NOT YOUR PALM EITHER! THAT'S ALSO A HORRIBLE SPOT!) AND WHY THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD! HOW ARE YOU GONNA TAKE CARE OF THAT AND BANDAGE IT! SHAVE YOU HEAD!?! HOW CAN YOU BE SO SMART BUT ALSO SO STUPID!
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restinslices · 1 month ago
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Ody: Okay I know I killed your favorite sheep, but can you chill if I give you this wine?
Me if I was Polyphemus: DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT THAT FUNKY ASS WINE?!
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toxooz · 1 year ago
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finally starting to see a finishing line imma say this comic update should be done and posted by next friday at latest 🤘
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sukibenders · 7 months ago
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Listen, and I say this as a Rhaenicent fan, but seeing some on Twitter going "Alicent would never hurt Rhaenyra like that," or "But if she were with Alicent..." really has me shaking my head because, really? That's what you thought coming out of this episode?
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teamfortresstwo · 3 months ago
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do you think Thanatos knows how fucking insane of a sentence “I thought he’d dodge” is in the context. Unbelievable.
Im more concerned about you managing to cut open the side of a guy’s face with your nails ?
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blubble-lake · 1 year ago
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love this frame haha, it's so cute ✨
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mushed-kid · 1 month ago
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#sorry chat im in a mood#vent#tw suicide#tw self harm#i wish people were nicer to me#or at all#or meaner cause then i could do it without feeling guilty and bad#now im just at this fuckass cant do it but really really want to but cant#id rather either not want to. or to be able to#i wish there was like a a ‘im thsi close to kms’ meter above our heads so ppl would realize they might have to be a bit nicer when they talk#to me#im kot that big on sh but maybe i should just slice my arms open like a madman and then theyll be able to tell#im okay until i talk to/hang out with people#sometimes i think im the priblem but like i dont think i am i think others are#sure im a problem but im not my problem#no liwk genuinely i just want friends that i like that are nice to me#why do other ppl not realize theyre being mean? am i the only one that learnt not to say stuff if its not nice#i get coming off as meaner than u menat but i know you know that wasn’t necessary to say at all#sometimes u can not say things ir say it differently#why is it so much easier to make good friends online i hate it#i want that irl too#i guess bcus im worse irl but still#and i hate that all my problems are all the small stuff combined and not something big#because then i dont have the reason but i do have the motivation#i wish i wasnt as opposed and unable to plan and organize stuff cause id be out of here but its like.. too much work im sorta lazy tbh#im not killing myself but never say never#im not. chill#ill let u know#i wish i was but im not#i have to draw all the fanart ive planned and i want to get christmas gifts and celebrate new years with my mom
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nostalgicninjas · 11 months ago
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EVERY SAM AND TORY SCENE/MENTION (2/?) 
“The Moment Of Truth” — Cobra Kai Season 2 Episode 4 
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mobpd · 4 months ago
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ahh I've been mutilating my arm for the past half hour, almost my entire forearm is covered in scars and my tissue is covered in blood. definitely gonna sting later but it looks so pretty, I wish I had something sharper
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funstyle · 1 year ago
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It's honestly soul crushing to be met again and again with people's blatant disappointment that you don't "know better" than to submit to your own black-and-white thinking. "I thought you were smarter than that" comments. Like surprise i'm dumber than you thought and it's also a reflex
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kittlyns · 1 year ago
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Good evening girls. Made an absolute fool of myself @ the sams club today
#basically I was like let me go get snacks for the salon since my mom added me to her membership and I haven't really utilized it yet#got my snacks. was like okay let me get a slice of pizza! thatll be good#order my pizza. they tell me it'll be a 12 minute wait. I say that's fine!! and decide to put my snacks in the car while I wait#get out to my car. get all the snacks in. have one case of dr pepper left. haul it up.#one can fucking explodes and covers my light pink skirt in dr pepper viscera and gore#I now look like I've pissed myself#aight. well I already paid for my pizza so I gotta go back...#clean up as much as two napkins allow me to and head back in#ofc nobody cares but it feels like people are looking. whatever. so what if I pissed myself. grow up.#go to fill up my cup w dr pepper (despite the betrayal). no dr pepper.#dear god why. okay. uhhhhh starry???? i guess!!#take a sip. it tastes like shit. oh well. theyre calling my name now#go pick up my pizza. the cheese is nice and melty and it smells good. :) okay. life is still good!#halfway back to the exit I'm balancing my plate on my arm and and I'm holding the cup claw machine-style#the lid snaps off the fucking cup and it spills a good 1/2 cup (cooking measurements) onto the floor#oh my god why. why why why why why.#okay. we can fix this. it's not a ton. put my cup on table and do a cute little walk of shame back to the napkins#get like 50 napkins and do my goddamn best to clean up my mess. goes fine. okay. time to get the fuck outta here before I do something worse#back at my car. open door. holding cup like normal now. lid pops off again and spills all over my skirt a second time.#why the fuck is this happening to me.#out of rage I put my pizza in the car and dump the rest of the cup out on the pavement. tasted like shit anyways#lady in car next to me watches the whole thing.#yeah you're witnessing mental illness bitch. enjoy.#lost my appetite. pizza is good but I don't even want it now
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valleyfthdolls · 2 years ago
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The urge to just fucking break down crying over any tiny inconvenience nowadays is just lovely
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our-hextech-dream · 5 hours ago
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as an unapologetic liker of the 'enemies who actually genuinely hate each other like fr try to kill and/or maim each other none of that weak ass rivals or minor inconveniences shit but enemies' enemies to lovers trope i have to say. i fuck with swain/irelia.
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rottencunt · 1 month ago
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Literally the only thing on my mind is just having a boy of my own around to serve me 24/7 365 as I need whenever I call him. I wouldn't treat him like a mutt like some barbarians, he'd sit on my lap and I'd make sure he was always dressed, always clean and proper, but if I called him to his knees he'd know to open his mouth for me and cockwarm me no matter who we're around, even in public.
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bellyyearner · 1 month ago
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YOOOOO I THINK I JUST FOUND SLEEP TOKENS NEW PROJECTTT
IM GONNA FUCKING CRY DAWG. WDYM ITS TITLED BLACKLIT CANOPY AND CANOPIES WERE MENTIONED IN THE FINAL SONG OF THE MOST RECENT ALBUM
I'm probably late to the party but I'm not tapped in like other fans are, I was on tiktok watching videos on how to make leather bracelets and I heard vessels fucking voice in the background, I'm like "idk that track what's going on" AND IT TURNS OUT THERES A WHOLE OTHER ALBUM WITH 3 LIVE VERSIONS UNDER A DIFFERENT BAND???
The wine will be flowing tonight
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lunarflare64 · 4 months ago
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We never fucking have bandages when we need them. Not bandaids, we always have those, but actual fucking bandages, yknow, gauze and shit, both as padding and wrapping, because usually when we need bandages the wrapping aint gonna cut it
In definitely unrelated news, guess who's cat once again thought an ordinary object was a snake, and guess who the landing pad for the following (and following following) extended claw jump/s was
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