#not by slicing their arms open
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Batman: Under The Red Hood
JASON PETER TODD YOU HAVE ENOUGH TRAINING TO KNOW HEAD WOUNDS BLEED A LOT! YOU COULD HAVE USED ANY OTHER PART OF YOUR BODY! (NOT YOUR PALM EITHER! THAT'S ALSO A HORRIBLE SPOT!) AND WHY THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD! HOW ARE YOU GONNA TAKE CARE OF THAT AND BANDAGE IT! SHAVE YOU HEAD!?! HOW CAN YOU BE SO SMART BUT ALSO SO STUPID!
#comics#dc comics#robin#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#red hood#under the red hood#utrh#batman under the red hood#batcavescolony reads#batcavescolony reads comics#stupid stupid stupid#why!!!!#why do they always chose the WORST spots to draw blood with a knife?#not thatel their a GOOD place but theirs better places. id choose maybe a shallow cus on my upper arm or the top side of my fore arm.#that way its in a place you can bandage easily and it in an area tha doesn't bend or have alot of nerves or blood vessels. and just a small#cut you dont need your whole arm open! just wait a bit and you'll get some blood! in media people are always slicing their plams wtf!?#no why? if this is at the beginning of your trip that means you're out one hand! cut in a place you can keep relatively still and clean!
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Ody: Okay I know I killed your favorite sheep, but can you chill if I give you this wine?
Me if I was Polyphemus: DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT THAT FUNKY ASS WINE?!
#Slices Speaks#nah because imagine someone breaks in your home and kills your pet with the intention of eating them#if you don’t go STRAIGHT to hell#MY FAVORITE SHEEP?#Open Arms my nuts#how bout THAT?#epic musical#epic the musical#epic odysseus#epic the cyclops saga#polyphemus#odysseus
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finally starting to see a finishing line imma say this comic update should be done and posted by next friday at latest 🤘
#i got 4 pages left one of which im more than halfway done#and im hearing talk that we might not work saturday so ill actually have time over the weekend SO#it should be posted next week for sure ya#also might get a skateboard sometime this week too which will be a category 9 autism event for me YEEEHAWWW#if not this week then SOON#also ripped my inner arm open from a metal corner in the Same Exact place as my other arm slice now scarred so thats gross yet satisfying#AIGHT shutting thy fucketh up back to haul ass mode
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Listen, and I say this as a Rhaenicent fan, but seeing some on Twitter going "Alicent would never hurt Rhaenyra like that," or "But if she were with Alicent..." really has me shaking my head because, really? That's what you thought coming out of this episode?
#house of the dragon#hotd#as rhaenicent fan i will wholeheartedly admit that alicent has hurt rhaenyra like im not going to sugarcoat it#from humiliating her after joffery's birth to literally slicing her arm open to etc#i can still ship them & admit that! it's okay to admit that they both hurt each other bc (unless its some au) ignoring that takes a lot awa#for both of their characters and the ship itself (best friends to strangers to friends to enemies is what makes them interesting! leave it!#and this isn't me ignoring how daemon hurts rhae either bc seeing him act so aggressive towards her & her flinching hurt me so bad#but i also don't think that moment or even the episode where he does choke her is the right time to go advocating for your ship especially#when harm has been present within said ship too#the only ships with rhae where she probably was not harmed by her partners are rhaewin and laenyra#top two (+ laenor platonically) that i can think of#and again i say this as a rhaenicent fan so don't come at me saying im not#there's just a lot of nuance to them that im not going to ignore#alicent hightower#shes messy let her be messy#rhaenrya targaryen#deserves so much better and i will stand by that statement#hotd critical
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do you think Thanatos knows how fucking insane of a sentence “I thought he’d dodge” is in the context. Unbelievable.
Im more concerned about you managing to cut open the side of a guy’s face with your nails ?
#And like that couldn’t have been just a teeny weeny scratch#it must’ve been a full on slicing open because that guy laughed off having his arm broken (or something like that)#Unless it was just a cut and Thanatos just had enough of a presence to terrify him despite that
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love this frame haha, it's so cute ✨
#finn's real sweet- even if simon ended up getting his arm sliced open lol; he def needed a little change of scenery#adventure time#fionna and cake#finn the human#at#my post
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#sorry chat im in a mood#vent#tw suicide#tw self harm#i wish people were nicer to me#or at all#or meaner cause then i could do it without feeling guilty and bad#now im just at this fuckass cant do it but really really want to but cant#id rather either not want to. or to be able to#i wish there was like a a ‘im thsi close to kms’ meter above our heads so ppl would realize they might have to be a bit nicer when they talk#to me#im kot that big on sh but maybe i should just slice my arms open like a madman and then theyll be able to tell#im okay until i talk to/hang out with people#sometimes i think im the priblem but like i dont think i am i think others are#sure im a problem but im not my problem#no liwk genuinely i just want friends that i like that are nice to me#why do other ppl not realize theyre being mean? am i the only one that learnt not to say stuff if its not nice#i get coming off as meaner than u menat but i know you know that wasn’t necessary to say at all#sometimes u can not say things ir say it differently#why is it so much easier to make good friends online i hate it#i want that irl too#i guess bcus im worse irl but still#and i hate that all my problems are all the small stuff combined and not something big#because then i dont have the reason but i do have the motivation#i wish i wasnt as opposed and unable to plan and organize stuff cause id be out of here but its like.. too much work im sorta lazy tbh#im not killing myself but never say never#im not. chill#ill let u know#i wish i was but im not#i have to draw all the fanart ive planned and i want to get christmas gifts and celebrate new years with my mom
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EVERY SAM AND TORY SCENE/MENTION (2/?)
“The Moment Of Truth” — Cobra Kai Season 2 Episode 4
#listen i love sam now but GOOD GOD she made my blood boil in season 2 with her hypocrisy and classism towards tory 😤#the only times i felt bad for her before s3 was the kyler situation samguel’s (1st💀) breakup and after tory pulled out that spiked bracelet#irritating as she was she didn’t deserve to get her arm sliced open#(but at the same time i’m relieved it happened because her ptsd arc finally gave her character the depth it desperately needed) 👌#cobra kai#tory nichols#sam larusso#samantha larusso#aisha robinson#samtory#samory#lanichols#sam x tory#tory x sam#sam and tory#tory and sam#torisha#tory x aisha#aisha x tory#every sam and tory scene
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ahh I've been mutilating my arm for the past half hour, almost my entire forearm is covered in scars and my tissue is covered in blood. definitely gonna sting later but it looks so pretty, I wish I had something sharper
#this blade has gone kinda dull#I need to buy a thing of razor blades but idk how to#I need to cut myself wide open this isn't enough#probably gonna stop for now bc I'm not getting any new high#I need to keep it completely straight slicing my arm in order to made wider cuts but it doesn't hit styro#sh cvt#tw sh#tw cvt#self harm tw
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It's honestly soul crushing to be met again and again with people's blatant disappointment that you don't "know better" than to submit to your own black-and-white thinking. "I thought you were smarter than that" comments. Like surprise i'm dumber than you thought and it's also a reflex
#even my own therapist has this 'you should know better' attitude towards me. like obviously that's not the case. im not fucking with you#my dad telling me im an idiot while i was in the er like tell me something i dont know. of course i shouldve known better.#acting like i was weighing the pros and cons of slicing open my arm. please#personal
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Good evening girls. Made an absolute fool of myself @ the sams club today
#basically I was like let me go get snacks for the salon since my mom added me to her membership and I haven't really utilized it yet#got my snacks. was like okay let me get a slice of pizza! thatll be good#order my pizza. they tell me it'll be a 12 minute wait. I say that's fine!! and decide to put my snacks in the car while I wait#get out to my car. get all the snacks in. have one case of dr pepper left. haul it up.#one can fucking explodes and covers my light pink skirt in dr pepper viscera and gore#I now look like I've pissed myself#aight. well I already paid for my pizza so I gotta go back...#clean up as much as two napkins allow me to and head back in#ofc nobody cares but it feels like people are looking. whatever. so what if I pissed myself. grow up.#go to fill up my cup w dr pepper (despite the betrayal). no dr pepper.#dear god why. okay. uhhhhh starry???? i guess!!#take a sip. it tastes like shit. oh well. theyre calling my name now#go pick up my pizza. the cheese is nice and melty and it smells good. :) okay. life is still good!#halfway back to the exit I'm balancing my plate on my arm and and I'm holding the cup claw machine-style#the lid snaps off the fucking cup and it spills a good 1/2 cup (cooking measurements) onto the floor#oh my god why. why why why why why.#okay. we can fix this. it's not a ton. put my cup on table and do a cute little walk of shame back to the napkins#get like 50 napkins and do my goddamn best to clean up my mess. goes fine. okay. time to get the fuck outta here before I do something worse#back at my car. open door. holding cup like normal now. lid pops off again and spills all over my skirt a second time.#why the fuck is this happening to me.#out of rage I put my pizza in the car and dump the rest of the cup out on the pavement. tasted like shit anyways#lady in car next to me watches the whole thing.#yeah you're witnessing mental illness bitch. enjoy.#lost my appetite. pizza is good but I don't even want it now
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The urge to just fucking break down crying over any tiny inconvenience nowadays is just lovely
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as an unapologetic liker of the 'enemies who actually genuinely hate each other like fr try to kill and/or maim each other none of that weak ass rivals or minor inconveniences shit but enemies' enemies to lovers trope i have to say. i fuck with swain/irelia.
#league#jericho swain#irelia#swairelia#hextext#she cut off his arm... that's so hot that's basically a proposal tbh#my other fave etl ship had her slice his whole face open with a lightsaber like#what do you MEAN you bear a reminder of her on a visible place on your body and see it every single day#oh my godddd
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Literally the only thing on my mind is just having a boy of my own around to serve me 24/7 365 as I need whenever I call him. I wouldn't treat him like a mutt like some barbarians, he'd sit on my lap and I'd make sure he was always dressed, always clean and proper, but if I called him to his knees he'd know to open his mouth for me and cockwarm me no matter who we're around, even in public.
#ours#the cockwarming though is really secondary. it's more just having nice arm candy that i like.#maybe slightly vicious arm candy who can also slice someone open on my command and tear their throat out#okay. *that* would be good.#*that* I would like#that gives me another idea#- OC
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YOOOOO I THINK I JUST FOUND SLEEP TOKENS NEW PROJECTTT
IM GONNA FUCKING CRY DAWG. WDYM ITS TITLED BLACKLIT CANOPY AND CANOPIES WERE MENTIONED IN THE FINAL SONG OF THE MOST RECENT ALBUM
I'm probably late to the party but I'm not tapped in like other fans are, I was on tiktok watching videos on how to make leather bracelets and I heard vessels fucking voice in the background, I'm like "idk that track what's going on" AND IT TURNS OUT THERES A WHOLE OTHER ALBUM WITH 3 LIVE VERSIONS UNDER A DIFFERENT BAND???
The wine will be flowing tonight
#my comfort artist will rip my heart from my chest and crush it between his palms#and i fucking welcome it with open arms and my head tilted up so he can slice my juggular vein as well
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We never fucking have bandages when we need them. Not bandaids, we always have those, but actual fucking bandages, yknow, gauze and shit, both as padding and wrapping, because usually when we need bandages the wrapping aint gonna cut it
In definitely unrelated news, guess who's cat once again thought an ordinary object was a snake, and guess who the landing pad for the following (and following following) extended claw jump/s was
#why does cloud always shred us like this#last time it was our arm she thought was a snake#and in her attempt to flee she sliced open our other arm with a cut so deep we could see INTO it#the shock and blood loss had us almost passing out and we had to call our mum so she could tell us that we needed to stop the bleeding#thats just our default move when we lose our ability to make decisions. very helpful when chronic brainfog and emergencies overlap#this time wasnt so bad we guess?#but quality was exchanged for quantity theres a lot of cuts all over our leg and arm and most of them were bleeding#like we were rushing to stop blood from dripping on stuff bleeding#didnt need to call mum though! which is great because its 2am!#oh also the 'snake' this time was a remote
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