#not bp related

[sorrelpaws]

first batch of r&m requests :-)

[guppyscolita]

what do u think of the latest battlepass? daigo was much cuter than i expected beneath the mask

oh it's a pretty solid battle pass, probably one of the best of all time because all the characters (including collabs) fit so well with the japanese theme of the season fr this season is so fun, I like the loot pool, I like the new original characters, I like the reskins, I like the lore they are building. Of couse I like Daigo too, I actually did a quick fanart of him the first week of the season, I just didn't post it because I was so mentally busy with my thesis. and now that you remind me of that-

[thedustyleaves]

Improvement meme for 2023 :)

[my-naughty-writings-and-musings]

NSFW Gunmax x Reader

Chapter One

I have once again fallen into my old love, Brave Police, and with so much stress in my life I've decided to have a bit of fun with the bots! Synopsis is simple: Gunmax invites reader to "spend the night" with obvious intent, not knowing reader is fully aware that he's a virgin. Shenanigans will ensue.

(NSFW, Robot Human Relations, Reader uses gender neutral pronouns, Sauciness to Increase with Additional Chapters)

Please like and reblog, and let me know what you think!

"Here we are."

The garage Gunmax had brought you to was lit only by string lights overhead once the door closed behind the both of you, but even then you could see there was a fair bit more out of place in the abandoned cement structure. A bot sized bed of cushions covered in blankets was the main feature, and a closer look revealed it to be in the shape of a lopsided heart, making you smile at the sentimentality most would never have expected from a mech like Gunmax. To his credit, he must have also cleaned the place up, as there wasn't a speck of dust or dirt along the aged stone surfaces. You'd have offered a thankful flirt, but the not-so-distant sounds of the city's active night life gave you pause. The last thing the two of you needed was an unexpected visitor.

"You're sure no one will disturb us in here?" you asked as you looked up at him. Gunmax scoffed in sarcastic offense, hitting a button on the wall that snapped a heavy duty lock over the garage door.

"I scouted and secured this place myself, we won't be bothered." he said with full confidence. You saw no reason to distrust him on this matter, so you relaxed and turned your attention to the lovely night ahead. Gunmax had made it very apparent what he wanted to happen, his many forced innuendos telling you more than he had probably intended, but you were polite enough to play along provided he behaved himself. Looking back to the sizable and only slightly lumpy bed, you smiled in anticipation of a lovely evening. Gunmax puffed his chest out as he lifted you for a clear view of his work. "I even got it all nice and pretty for you, baby."

A most imperfectly timed flickering of the lights overhead made him pout, compelling you to jump to his rescue and save the mood. You knew from experience there was one thing that cheered him up without fail; playful ribbing. "I think we have different definitions of pretty."

"I'd say you have no taste, but I'm proof of the opposite." he countered effortlessly, back to high spirits without delay. You rolled your eyes at his boundless arrogance, but couldn't keep from smiling at his wit, especially when exchanging playful barbs had been the start of your relationship in the first place. Bending down to let you hop out of his hands, the mech flopped back onto his makeshift bed with an audible whumpf from the cushions, sprawling his nimble limbs as he looked down at you with a smirk.

"How about giving this bed a try before you knock it, yeah? It's big enough for two, but you can always have a seat on my lap." he offered, adjusting his posture so the area between his legs was freely accessible. It wasn't his most obnoxiously suggestive invitation, but you had little intention of just going along and making things easy if he tried to play at being something you knew he wasn't. It might not have been obvious to Gunmax that he wasn't fooling anyone, but if he continued to bluff you were intending to call him out on it. Having so much fun in the process was just a perk.

"Why would I ever want to do that?" you asked coyly, sitting down on the edge of the bed after hefting yourself over the lip. It was impossible to say just how many cushions, blankets and mattresses had been gathered to build it, but the end result was indeed quite comfortable. You couldn't wait to break it in properly.

Only mildly phased by your mock misunderstanding, the biker sighed in dramatic fashion, doubling down on his pouty approach as he leaned his cheek into his palm. Whatever game he was playing, he was in it to win, optics twinkling behind his visor with mischevious daring as he leveled them on you. "I'd hoped you'd feel grateful enough to show your host some appreciation, but I guess you have poor manners..."

The daring taunt flicked a switch in you, his overt teasing just too much to endure when you knew he was faking it, and you decided that he'd unknowingly chosen to do things the hard but equally pleasurable way.

"I had a feeling "checking out your place" was code for something else. But, if you put it like that..." you trailed off to crawl between his legs, moving carefully but quickly so he had no time to prepare before you were pushing his thighs apart, letting your hands linger on his freshly waxed white finish. His antenna dipped reflexively, and you heard him gulp when you stopped just shy of his panel. From the way he flinched backwards at your sudden approach, one would have thought you towered over the bot. You might as well have with how easily you had him on the run. "I'd certainly hate to be rude."

[danothan]

jason and tim being the bipolar ones of their siblings is fun bc tim is properly diagnosed + medicated now, and jason is rawdogging this shit in denial

tim’s probably armchair diagnosed him atp, just cringing watching jason’s manic episodes go untreated, and jason is cringing at the insinuation that he’s got what tim’s got. all that embarrassing stuff tim did in the past is NOTHING like what jason is doing now, don’t even try to compare the two 🙄

[im-barely-even-here]

I bought a blade today.

Like, with my own money,

I searched in a store,

Found a blade,

Chose one,

Bought it,

And

Now it’s sitting in my desk.

Idk it hurts a little that I went out and got one.

No one really batted an eye.

I didn’t expect them to,

Obviously.

But I usually scrounge around

And find a blade.

Break apart a razor,

Or a sharpener,

Or an exacto knife.

Now I went out and bought it.

Idk.

Now it feels like it’s an

Actual addiction.

[akkivee]

me, a few days ago: well nagosaka doesn’t have original stories so idk ig they can surprise us without having vaguely manga only story refs :/

me @ me now: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE FIRST RUN HAD COMPLETELY ORIGINAL STORIES WE GOT AN ORIGIN POINT FOR NAGOSAKA AND WEVE EVEN SEEN THOSE STORIES COME BACK AROUND AND GET RESOLVED WE WATCHED ROSASA GET UP ON STAGE AND PERFORM COMEDY TOGETHER IN THE BLOCK PARTY JYUSHI GOT TO STAND UP TO HIS TRAUMA AND HITOYA WAS ABLE TO MOVE FORWARD FROM HIS IN HARMONIOUS COOPERATION BUT YOU KNOW WHOSE ORIGIN STORIES HAVENT CIRCLED BACK AROUND YET REI AND KUUKOU—

[qazastra]

if you as a dj choose to play six bp songs during your kpop set can you at least queue up jopping for me

[k-tarotz]

there is so much going on w soobin txt can you do true personality reading on him?

Hey lovely! Yes I can try to do a personality reading of him with tarot cards!

Disclaimer: this is made with tarot cards and is to be taken as a grain of salt, energies and mindsets change all the time and this is for entertainment purposes not to be taken too serious - enjoy!

3 of wands reserved,judgement reserved, knight of cups and 5 of swords

Right now his true personality seems to be different than what it mat seems. He seems to be immature and doesn't plan things ahead noir does he think about consequences of most actions or words. He has a hard time learning from past mistakes, perhaps at times he thinks he is right and the others are wrong. He doesn't seem to have a plan for the future either, rather lives in the moment and enjoys his youth, the mindset of "I'm young right now I'm allowed to make mistakes and learn from it way later, I shouldn't worry about tomorrow or next year rather enjoy things as they are right now" is probably very fitting for him, at least at the moment. Now the knight of cups is a bit random here but looking at the other cards this might indicate that at the moment he prefers relationships without commitment because settling down isn't his thing, or perhaps he might flirt with some people to distract himself from some kind of negativity. The last card is a bit though. It seems like he thinks he sabotaged himself and something in him wants to fight back. Due to the negativity that he is experiencing right now he might snap more easily and could possibly have anger issues and let that subconsciously out on people, he might feel like he was the wronged one even though he is the wrong one in this. Right now it doesn't seem like he will reflect yet but hopefully that will change, maybe its just all the negativity getting to him and he will change for the better, hopefully, soon.

We would like to point out that neither of us have any negative feelings about soobin or txt, we always do tarot readings when we have a calm and clear mind so our own feelings won't affect the reading itself as we try to be as objective as possible during our readings, though we also want to point out that we don't support his actions.

- Hun

[starrbitez]

Dude i really think rick would be okay if bird person didnt reject him. I really think that’s him opening up to bird person would’ve helped him. I need./. Burdperso fic…. GUYS . Rick would be cool.

[gaysetokaibas]

like a year+ ago i was msging a friend who jokingly teases/bullies me for being a mcyt stan & mentioned i was watching grians secret life pov while at the airport. he was teasing me for being so invested in it & today i received this glorious message. vindication.

[semiotomatics]

does anyone else find heart palpitations just. extremely unpleasant? like i know theyre not ~bad or anything but i still Hate having them

[knifesxedge]

would you guys believe me if i told you my favorite album is actually black parade.

[birdricks]

[im-barely-even-here]

I feel like I’m only desirable when I’m half naked in the bedroom. That’s the only time I’m seen as something worth looking at. And, I know it’s self destructive, because I have all the attention I want during s3x, but then as soon it’s over, it’s like I’m not even there.

I’ve done things I don’t feel comfortable doing. I’ve said yes to s3x plenty of times when I wasn’t in the mood. All because

That’s the only time I get complimented. Noticed. Felt beautiful to someone.

While giving them my body.

[jihyoruri]

“to the MESS that already is bp!yn + sakura” WHOAH @yelenabelovasgf not to much on the PRINCESS NOW the cuntiest of the cuntiest bp!yn is MOTHER

LMAOOO it’s the way from all my asks about bp!yn i can tell who’s a die hard blink in them and ur definitely one of them