#not an irl guy
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#always an awkward conversation to have irl#“i love ai.” insert that one spongebob holding out his hands with a shadow above him meme#“FICTIONAL. FICTIONAL AI!!!”#clankerposting#Clay posts#fictional ai#shitpost#hal 9000#robots#p03#electric dreams#allied mastercomputer#ihnmaims#shockwave#transformers#fuck ai#this is an anti ai art blog btw#objectum#saying hello to everyone who reads the tags um... hi!! Really funny to read people recommending me entry level robot/AI media#like yes i have indeed heard of portal and ultrakill. i just didnt pit them in the meme </3#also some guy decided to write in the notes that they were going to crush me into red paste. hot? thank you? ???? weird.
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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.
#aroace#aromantic#asexual#asexuality#ace#aro#im so glad you guys are enjoying this stupid post i made at work#but like where the hell are you all i dont know any aspecs irl
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oh no i invented a guy
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lets get groceries
#fursona#i raelly wanted to draw my guy in this jacket. now i just need it irl#furry#anthro#furry art
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"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"
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"... that's not important."
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#so they got heavily drunk and sung karaoke and 'one thing led to another' yeah mhm stanford pines i know what you are#they're so awful for each other i hate them so much#something about loving you like an alcohol addict idk#irls keep scrolling shh i'm okay dw#stanford pines#ford pines#bill cipher#<- i accidentally twinkified him in this angle i swear his full design is neat this is my first time coloring human him 🙏#whoops#billford#the book of bill#book of bill#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#i'm so good at posting miscellaneous sketches and making them cohesive guys trust#s0up1tart
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#tumblr polls#random polls#poll time#i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS#so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames#i just picked random words i like LMAO#serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol)#and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny
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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.
to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:
kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him#what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes#bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him#and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good#even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here#but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online#(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline#mynn.txt#dm text#crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so
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Astraeus sweater!! Pattern by Bad Wolf Girl Studios. Knitted up with Malabrigo Arroyo, my absolute favorite yarn.
#knitting#knitblr#fiber arts#my stuff#guys my phone keeps doing me dirty with the color correcting#second photo is an attempt to adjust for what the colors look like irl#love this yarn sm!!#knitters of tumblr
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FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#vanessa fnaf#fnaf vanny#fredbear#fnaf 4#security breach#fazbear entertainment#fnaf fanart#literally like what is fazbear entertainments damage BAHA#IDK if you guys know this#In the pizzaplex era the in universe cover up for the bite of 83#is literally Fredbear eating burgers#it’s on arcade cabinets and even irl merch#they’ve just made Fredbear a ‘hungry’ guy#which is so crazy what a way to spin Michael’s most traumatic moment#Michael here was just joking around he didn’t expect a legit answer back#Vanessa feels bad too she knows this is in poor taste..#honestly no joke I think ‘Fazbear entertainment’ is like#one of my favourite parts of the new fnaf era#you learn sm about them in subtle ways what lengths they’ll take for a quick buck#truly their only evil is their capitalism it’s great#sorry to Michael Afton again though they love to profit off your misery
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This is Pixel, my Porygon2. She gets really excited when touching carpet - like hilariously so. I always figured it was because real life textures are kinda new and exciting for a digital creature. @realpokemon
#shut up. I want to cook. and I am cooking irl pokemon#I am really charged up to draw rn. And this is what came to mind. I am all over the place. ADHD got by brain in a chokehold#Proygon is my favorite pokemon so I felt like I had to#perfect little guy#pokemon#porygon#irl pokemon#art#my art#this is a photo of my dog and I edited like the maniac I am#unreality
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new insta story selfie !
#ranboo#ranboo update#instagram story#instagram update#irl photo#mirror selfie#have to be professional in my tags now guys i fear my boss is lurking but HIIIII
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Gojo Satoru sees you for the first time at a mutual friend's party—and immediately his eyes get stuck on you. the entire time he's watching you drink leisurely at the end of the couch, and roll your eyes at the dude bros attempting to flirt with you, while you ignored them.
after 40 mins of staring, he comes up to you and shoves the guy —pathetically trying to get you to sleep with him— off the armrest of the couch you're sitting on. Satoru just ignores the guy shouting at him and and throwing a fit on the floor. he takes a seat on the armrest instead and looks you dead in the eyes, and goes;
"you look like someone who thinks men ain't shit and would probably make a face that alone would make me cry."
you raise one of your eyebrows at him just a bit amused. confused whether he was trying to pick a fight or what else was he trying at. he goes on and continues what he was saying;
"so please fuck me."
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a/n: divider by @/enchanthings-a. to access more of my works-click here.
#inspired by IRL encounter I had with this guy last year who was younger than me bro was literally 18 and I was 20#gojo Satoru#jujutsu kaisen#jjk gojo#gojo x reader#—^^#—gojoberry<3#satoru gojo x reader#gojo headcanons#satoru gojo#jjk#gojou satoru x reader#gojo satoru headcanon#loser!gojo#gojo x y/n#gojo x you#jjk x y/n#jjk x reader#I did laugh at him and said no TT o TT I'm sorry idk? I did kiss him before I left just to fuck with him. he was right I am mean like that#red flag reader#satoru headcanons#gojo satoru fluff#gojo fluff#not really meet cute sorry lmaooo#just talking about this with my friend and ykw ye it's gojocore#gojo core#gojo-drabbles#gojo imagine#gojo drabbles
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Hiiii thanks for 500 followerrrs!!! Idk why so many of you are here but thaanks 💖
(Seriously tho thank you its pretty cool) anyways I drew more murderous robots lol
#murder drones#murder drones uzi#murder drones n#murder drones v#uzi doorman#serial designation n#serial designation v#nuzi#biscuitbites#murder drones fanart#lowkey becoming a murder drones blog and honestly im here for it. hii guys we can be murder drones bestiessss#ive been trying to be more active with replying to people n stuff but sometimes idk what to say so im sorry if i dont replyyyy#i wanna follow more md creators too but i havent gotten around to doing that#this show has fr taken over my brainnnnnn!!!!! i huave wooooorrrrrrrmmmms dude#telling my friends irl about it so mayybe they can huave some. murder drones worms. and i can feed them md content#ok i shut up now uhm like and subscribe for more assassins creed for the nintendo ds !! thanks again for 500 i might make something idk#k byebye
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black cat bitches, we've finally won.
#I CAN FINALLY HAVE A CAT LIKE MY IRL ONE IN THE GAME WITHOUT MODS!!!!#anyways i'm starting a new file for the update we'll see how far i get#so if you guys don't hear me for a few hours... uh this is why#worse comes to worst i won't get far & i'll just have to wait until the update comes out for switch to see the new content#since i already have most of the game completed on there#stardew valley#mj.txt
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friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me
#It’s just so different#even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol#in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps#if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it#esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends#no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr#u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS#meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life#this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation#like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !!#& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers#who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them#and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends#it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me#I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc#like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this#so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works#p
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I wanted to show you guys how I draw people normally, so I drew some variations of Etho.
One day I'll learn how to merge this with my cutey illustration style.
#sketch tag#pretend this is etho if you met him irl on the street so he looks like a normal guy#love drawing hands like this but i alwasy stop myself bc it doesnt match the cute style#):#ethoslab#mcyt#my art
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