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ayladotjxl · 2 years ago

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meeee

#selfie #i'm not sure exactly what tags do i put on stuff #wooww tumblr yeeew #twitter is dead now omg #not actually a selfie tho #picture of me #that's more accurate #oh no it is a selfie #i thought it was just with the frontal camera #i'm kinda dumb #does editing a post do anything weird?#i hope not

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cookinguptales · 1 year ago

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maybe I am Too Colin Robinson myself because while the entire fandom was apparently losing their shit over him talking about his boyfriend, I was just like

but the siege of the alamo was in 1836... and Colin remembers what he was doing 187 years ago... which means he's already done this 100-year cycle at least twice... while maintaining at least 187 years of memories, so this wasn't the first time he used the records trick... without knowing why he was keeping those records...

this is the lore I'm stuck on lmao

#wwdits #wwdits spoilers #I went to the alamo last year too I didn't even know I was in The Colin Spot #I guess I can retroactively add those selfies to my wwdits collection #it really wasn't actually that memorable tho #despite what they say

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teaboot · 1 year ago

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Can we see the jacket? Please?

The outside is almost finished!!

It's made out of multiple jackets so the blacks don't match up but I'm gonna pick up more black dye tomorrow and see what I can do about it!!

#I bought a jacket new and heavily modified it #Actually might have been easier to make it from scratch myself #But patternmaking is exhausting #I'm so excited for this to be done tho the whole thing shreds so hard #Haven't decided if I wanna transfer my battle jacket patches tho #Idk #Asks #teaboot selfies

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luckynumberthreed · 9 months ago

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Merry (not) Christmas ya filthy animals

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gideongrovel · 6 days ago

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We're doing these again it seems? 👁️👁️

#sunshine meme #self shipping community #self shipping #selfship #self ship #actually have recent selfies for one of these for once lol... the ones i posted the otherday when i saw N.osferatu #and two pics cause even tho i was just in my jammies (green shirt) my hair looked nice so i wanted to use that selfie too 💀#my post #also my hair shrinkage is wild since that green shirt one was taken in nov and the white/black was from tuesday 💀

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thesmokinpossum · 2 months ago

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anyway it was my first Halloween party since I moved to the big city and it was a lot of fun 🎃🎃🧡

#me #selfie #it convinced me that i need to find some actual clubs where i can go dance #i don't even care if the music is that good tbh it's just fun to move to a rythm in a too hot room idk #anyway #why do i let straight men take pics of me they always end up so mediocre lmao #i still kinda like that first pic tho like i do look very cute despite the poor angle and all lets not pretend otherwise #anyway i love calling it that btw #'the big city'#it's so stereotypical and corny i love it lmao

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lemonbeemon · 4 months ago

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Elden ring modern AU where St. Trina & Miquella make a discord server that immediately turns terrible like most discord servers

#Leda for sure begs to be moderator #miquella has to revoke privileges because she bans too many people #thiollier wants a discord kitten #but we all know he is actually st trina's discord kitten #freyja is just happy to be there #her and father dane swap gym routines #every week frejya shares a photo of whatever protien filled abominations she calls breakfast #likewise #moore shares photos of cool rocks and bugs he finds outside #he ALWAYS finds the cool sticks too #you know the ones #sir ansbach is too old for this but thiollier and the tarnished convinced him to download the app #he doesn't even understand emojis #it's the equivalent of showing a viet veteran vtubers #hornsent also does not want to be there #he's a redditor by heart #but he shares his soup recipes with frejya and dane #the three of them are actually very wholesome to each other #he and leda try to ban eachother every other week tho #the tarnished is a certified lurker #sometimes they hop online to defend thiollier or moore #but most of the time they just send out of context selfies from the most insane places possible #like they take a pic from the top of the giza pyramids with the caption “went drinking in Birmingham with the lads last night”#everyone questions how they aren't dead #sometimes they post updates of their wife with sappy captions #ranni does have discord but only for a private chat with her siblings #her and blaidd haven't convinced iji to get a phone yet but they're trying #elden ring #elden ring dlc #shadow of the erdtree

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seashellronan · 1 year ago

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who else is part of the always cries on her birthday club

#we love it tho #uploading these because i’m actually so unhappy with what i look like at the moment #and these don’t look like me so it’s okay #okay to reblog #selfie #my face

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oniii-fans · 1 year ago

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Infinite bouncy 🍈

#Me #Selfie #I actually love 90% of Doja’s new album~!#I don’t know the words yet tho #It’ll take me ages to get them down 😂#This song is called #G #U #N #I assume that’s a Nono word 😂

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sittinginthewoodsrn · 2 months ago

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face card: denied

#sittinginthewoodsrn posts #please dont let this get 0 notes im so insecure about my teeeeeeth #im not putting any other actual tags in bc if nobody else has got me i know my moots do #i really like my eyes tho #and my chin dimples #i hate taking serious selfies ok #but i just started a skin routine last week and im pleased with how my skin is improving!!

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thasorns-moved · 9 months ago

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#I’m in my Ann (Emi) era 🥰#Emi has a bit longer hair tho I’m getting there :)#it’s been a long time since I uploaded my face AND actually took a selfie of me #I rarely do selfies because I think I’m not suited for it #anyway posting this in the middle of the night #funny that I wear the same top and have the same pose in my last selfie ahslgj #face tag

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dirtydisneyprincess · 10 months ago

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#actually my lower back hurts tho #selfie #babygirl #fat babe

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zombie-bait · 11 months ago

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What if I told you guys I had the chance to visit Prague last year and made it my sole, sacred mission to take photos in front of the Theatre of Vampires filming location

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #amc interview with the vampire #i was slightly delirious with fever at the time #but i had to go and see it #I was determined #prague is beautiful actually #i barely got to see it tho :((#vampire chronicles #amc iwtv #iwtv season 2 #selfie will not be included but i did do the soyjak pointing meme

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x-mynameiszen-x · 6 months ago

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My scruffy best friend.

Seriously the best dog ever.

The bestest boy.

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thesmokinpossum · 2 months ago

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Tonight was wild, I accidentally took the wrong bus and had to wait 20 minutes in the cold for the right one and then there was a problem with the booze vouchers I prepaid and I had to fight hard for them only the realize that the only beer available was lukewarm corona, it was a lot

#me #selfie #the guys at the voucher table were sooooooo annoyed with me especially the one who actively handled my issue #and i was just like darling you're gonna give me my 12$ worth of vouchers or i'm gonna fraud my card and let my bank deal with it #they didn't like me saying that but like...it's true #well guess what i complained and whined enough and some other guy dressed like the frankestein's creature came and gave me my vouchers #never be mean and rude to random employees but also never be afraid to be a 'karen' it's a capitalist myth to make you accept trash anyway #this said fighting *this* hard for some corona..bruh...#also fun fact i litterally bought those vouchers so i wouldn't waste any time at the party...ha...ha..ha...#the actual party was still a lot of fun tho!#i'm gonna post pics and write long ass tags about it in the next post i just had to vent first lol #also chronologically the mess happened first so yeah

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cowardlycowboys · 6 months ago

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“Slut your wrists! Kill yourself! then you post a selfie saying “Don’t want to smile feel weird about it” as a desperate attempt to get compliments. You’re in your mid twenties doing all this😭 Grow up you’re not a teenager anymore. 30 is closer than ever and you’re breaking down because someone asked if you cry a lot? Someone mentions your jowls and you freak out. You tell them to kill themselves. People your age are Mothers. You might not have any but act your age. Geez.

my dick must taste fantastic for how far you're throating it

#I'm not doing it for attention <3 i literally am just talking and expressing myself <3 my therapist said i can say kill yourself <3 #and if you could read which clearly you can't you would know that they didn't say it to be nice or anything they wanted to hurt my feelings #sorry I'm human and get hurt because i don't like how i look sometimes that's 100% okay dumbass #and you must think I'm stupid to live in utah and not know people are mothers do you think Im oblivious and don't already feel awful #what have you gained from this cause i don't really care what you think i don't care what anyone really thinks I'm not doing anything for #attention i am just using this as my diary and i post a silly lil selfie when i go to therapy but clearly you don't know that #i literally am around children all day i know what is like to be a mom what do you know tho?#i actually REALLY hate when people compliment me when I'm just saying i don't like something is really annoying I'm just being polite #but you think you know everything and love to ride my dick so #anyway have a great day even tho you're really pathetic and i should know cause I'm also really pathetic #also can't spell 🫵 think you said something important 🫵

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