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“There’s a thing im really looking forward to this weekend so of course my body is like fuck you you’re going to be sick”
And it’s just. My brother in christ.
You don’t even wear a mask in the grocery store.
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Columbo and the Knight (1984)
put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.
Autism W!
#columbo#knight rider#art#michael knight#kitt#comic#highlight reel#crossover#telebeast#there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public#this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy#if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo#this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them#niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet#not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao#stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio#cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps#this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march#is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool#ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN#COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page#i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier#action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write#more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3#there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty#i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes#the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔
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we truly regressed when people started buying into the genderbending is inherently transphobic thing. yeah that twelve year old being inquisitive and having fun on deviantart was your enemy all along.
#how did that even have a leg to stand on. when so many emerging trans folk literally began exploring gender because of it#ill never forget seeing a lone korean comment on fc2 under genderbend art talking about how they visit that picture every day after work#because it makes them feel understood#to even think of being beyond what you were born. in korea. my god i feel it in my spine just how lonely that ought to be#every time i see that rhetoric make rounds im reminded and equal amounts astounded#by how determined people are at making trans folk a monolith#and how there must be a Correct way to explore gender#if the discussion had stuck to the concept’s Capacity to be transphobic and not about inherently being so we’d have been better off.#& at the end of the day art shouldn’t always have to need such a disclaimer on selfhood to be worthy#in the same vein actors should not need to relinquish themselves to the public to act as a gay or trans character#I don’t know !#saw hatsune mikuo art in the year 2024 and the soul near jumped it’s been so long king 🙀#putting this in here because it’s sooort of art related no?#and people know where I stand on this so perhaps if anybody finds it uncomfortable they can gracefully disengage with me
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Okay so im watching Hazbin to have something to talk to my little brother about: Why is all the content im seeing NOT about Charlie and Vaggie. They're so neat
#is nobody else in this fandom a dyke what's going on here#i dont care about the gay spider i care about the gay moth and gay antichrist . also that gay angel i like her too#also niffty i love niffty . dont care about anybody else tho#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie#chaggie#is that seriously the name we settled on . guys please
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I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️
#f1#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#brocedes#like niki lauda had to try multiple times to literally parent trap them to try and get them on speaking terms it never worked#because one would arrive they'd see the other and the other would leave#& if i remember correctly the garage crew would swap around from race to race as a like see we aren't favouring anybody gesture 😭#and thats no shade to nico because it was both of them contributing to that environment#his comment re max is just making me laugh#like if i was a part of the pr/media team - which is a part of the degree I'm working on irl - at merc that year i would've lost the plot#like its insane reflecting on it nearly a decade later but the poor souls just trying to do their job in the eye of that storm#truly gods strongest soldiers#ngl the professional comment irks me a bit because its not like max is engaging in inappropriate work place behaviour#he's engaging in another aspect of racing that his involvement raises awareness of & that makes racing more accessible#& we all know how inaccessible not only getting into racing is but also to continue to pursue the further along you go#theres so many stories of 1 sibling giving up racing so the other can keep going because the family can't afford for them both to race#its a huge financial strain & we only see a handful of drivers talk about that & try to do something to change it#and nicos fellow sky sports commentators are routinely unprofessional on so many levels#additionally max had a lot of valid reasons to be annoyed at his team today#but alas he's not english so he's ungrateful#i hate that drivers can't criticise their teams or car without immediately being branded as bratty & ungrateful#ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR JOB IS TO GIVE FEEDBACK#you can see the double standards from sky when say Lando or George have complaints with their team/car v the likes of Max and Yuki#especially Yuki my god the things i would do to get the British media to leave him alone#this was a jokey post at one point and then became a rant whoops lmao#I'll leave it that before i write an actual essay here 😭✋️
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Tim has noticed something odd, about the Demon Brat.
Sometimes, the Demon Brat would look to his left, as if to start a conversation, or as if anticipating someone saying something, only to freeze. Just for a moment, a half second, because nobody was there, before looking away with painful expression.
Months later, Tim decided to stand there, just to see what would happen. The brat didn’t look at him once, and Tim found that curious, and odd.
Another odd thing about his new, murderous brother, is that he refuses to look into the mirror. That’s not true, exactly: he would look in the mirror for basics, for necessities.
Tim realized, months of observations later, that the brat didn’t look himself in the eyes.
Strange.
Tim had asked him, once, why he didn’t. As expected, all he got was a “It’s none of your business Drake.”
But that didn’t stop Tim from wondering. Tim is, if nothing else, curious to a fault and persistent to an illegal degree.
And so the strangeness would continue, and Tim would wonder.
The brat would look to his left, pause, and then look away. He would deftly avoid mirrors, and when asked why he would sneer and avoid those questions, too.
Until he didn’t.
Until he came back to the Cave battered and beaten, some dreary autumn day, the Demon Brat unusually sullen and quiet and off his game. He had sat through the lecture Bruce had given him, and sat through the quiet reaching out from Dick, and sat through the cajoling teasing meant to rile him up, to get him to say or do anything per the norm, with an unusual aplomb.
The brat apologized, said he was fine, and ignored the rest. He told Bruce he wouldn’t patrol tomorrow, and would stay home from school, because clearly he wasn’t feeling well.
It was like Damian wasn’t there, fully.
So when Tim saw that the brat’s door was open, the next day, he peeked in.
Of course he did.
And there the brat was, sitting in front of the full length mirror he usually had covered with a cloth when it wasn’t in use, reaching up and staring directly into his own reflection’s eyes.
“Demon Brat?” Tim asked, stepping in and concerned about the look in the other’s face. There was no answer.
“Damian. What’s wrong.” Tim stood behind the boy, watching as Damian touched the corner of his own reflection’s eye.
“The color’s wrong, Drake.” Damian finally said, matter of fact and almost broken, absent-minded.
“What?” Tim asked, trying to see what he was talking about. Nothing was wrong, nothing was changed. Damian met his eyes through the mirror for a long moment, but Tim didn’t understand.
“The color.” Damian reiterated, looking at his own reflection again.
“The color? Of what?” Tim and Damian were never close, not really, but he was starting to feel like something was slipping away, in this moment. Damian dropped his hand, and finally looked away.
Without answering, the boy got up and carefully draped a cloth over the mirror, ushering Tim out of his room silent as the dead.
“Leave me be for today, Drake.” Tim reached, opened his mouth to try and say something, because something was wrong, but what?
But Damian simply shut the door softly.
The sound of the lock engaging felt strangely, and utterly, final in a Manor full of lockpicking detectives.
Tim laid a hand on the door, and mourned.
#demon twins au#that last scene grabbed me in a chokehold and demanded i let it out of my brain#so here i am#danny was meant to be a shadow and therefore damian was trained not to tell anybody about him#i imagine danny died just before damian was taken to the manor#this is about a year after damian comes to the manor and therefore a year after danny has died#whether danny is actually dead or not is up to you#i havent thought about him beyond being separated from damian and damian thinking hes dead#adoptable please take it away from me#angst#ficspam#dcxdp
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Something that made hygiene-related things easier to do was to say "fuck it" to the concept of doing the thing at the Right time. My teeth do not understand that it is currently 02:00 or 15:00 and they're getting brushed. The skin on my face doesn't hold up a timepiece and say, "why haven't you washed me, twelve hours have elapsed and you haven't bothered to wash me!".
As someone who has had very intense experiences with my ability to do things at the Right time, throwing out those rules has been a game-changer. I used to shame myself because I didn't do something at the Right Time, so I just didn't do it, which would make me feel even worse. That's not a healthy way to go about anything. Accommodate for yourself. Throw out those rules.
#mental health#mental health support#advice#this goes for anybody frankly but this piece of advice was inspired because of how my mental health played into my ability/inability...#...to do certain things. and i get it. i'm not here to shame or judge. i'm here to maybe inspire you to think about what would help YOU#you are the centerpiece of what works for you
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Welcome to the Intergalatic Super Show!!
#Honkai Star Rail#Sampo Koski#Sampo Koski HSR#Penacony#Penacony spoilers#honkai star rail spoilers#honkai star rail 2.0 spoilers#InsertSomthinAwesome#Isa's Fanart#April2024#Sampo Battle Pass Penacony 2.0 Skin#My guy showed up in 2.0..... i am so happy.#the spoilers tag is more here so I can ramble what i want#I had fun coming up with the details the battle pass doesn't show lol#I liked gallagher's pants.... so i stole half of them.#can't wait to see tumblr crunch the quality on this (sarcastic)#webbed site is doing its bestest#btw for anybody concerned about spoiling me i am caught up with 2.1#so no worries
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REINVENT
YOURSELF
tumblr HATES my 44.1mb image swag so it has SO MUCH COMPRESSION and downsizing here. :') peep the actual intended size & quality (or as good as i could get it exported)
post-return Q!Tubbo :] Tee hee.
un hamburgesa para tubbo (he lookied ungry)
#qsmp#qsmp fanart#tubbo fanart#qsmp tubbo#yippeeee :D#i forgor what other tags i usually use for my art on this blog. fngbnfdj. oh well.#WHY DID THE WATER TURN INTO LAVA [SHAKES CCTUBBO] WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT HELLO. DID ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE THAT BC I DID. IS IT FROM#THE MACHINE OVERHEATING? HE WAS BURNING WHEN HE SURFACED or is it a less physical creative choice...#this is why theyre surrounded by water and lava (and also bc of dying by the ocean monument ^w^ teehee)#if you notice all the details i had in mind when i drew this ily foreva and eva#i drew this over the course of a few days after the revival/return stream but i never posted it IM SHY OK#i wonder how long i spent on it... must be over 6 hrs atleast? considering i also spent like an hour touching things up b4 posting rn..#nice. im in my hours-long compositions era :D smiles irl so happily i love it#<- usually never spends longer than like 1-2 hrs on one drawing#i shared this with a couple of qsmp-enjoying friends of mine and they convinced me to let it fly free ksksks. FOR THE TUBBLINGS o7#also if anybody has a better image sharing option lmk. DHBFK.#blood#ALMOST FORGOT THAT. THERE IS BLOODIN HERE#CONTAINS BLOOD.#guy whos flehs and bone#debatably#art#months later im slapping on that art tag HFHFHG i forgor
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what if we were both conjectural scientists and uhhhh. uhmm. that's it and nothing else.
#anybody in this thread smoke whatever this is.#peeking around my doorway. can i post about this show now.#venture bros#billy quizboy#pete white#venture brothers#kiwiarts#i'm sure there's some manner of ship name to be had here but i do not know it. you get the point.#this post is brought to you by my absolute new favorite brush ever#vbros
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BAM BAM BAM DANGANRONPA DUMP
Art block is kicking my ass all i can do is doodles now its been like this for years…
#danganronpa#nekomaru nidai#akane owari#akanidai#sayaka maizono#leon kuwata#aoi asahina#sakura ogami#sakuraoi#mondo owada#mahiru koizumi#sato danganronpa#makoto naegi#kiyotaka ishimaru#ishimondo#byakuya togami#OH MY GOD SO MANY TAGS HELP ME IM SO SORRY GUYS#CRYING#genocide jack#naegiri#kyoko kirigiri#koichi kizakura#does anybody like dr3 here i think about it occasionally#THANK YOU GUYS FOR DEALING WITH ALL MY DUMPS
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now, people are free to think whatever they like, i won't tell them that they're wrong, but i'm not sure i entirely agree with the idea that 432 is responsible for the skip button ending happening the way that it did,
rather... i think, quite literally, that they had no hand in it.
#uwu art#The Stanley Parable#The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe#TSP Skip Button#Skip Button Ending#TSP Settings Person#TSP Timekeeper#TSP Employee 432#TSP 432#NOW that i posted them now I can Post About Them#featuring something that was supposed to be a warmup & turned into something else#i honestly think the skip button ending was a result of the narrator's self-consciousness & just Terrible circumstances & some hypothetical#* third party interference#but that third party is not 432 nor anyBODY really present in the game#but the game itself#but i definitely am onboard with thinking 432 saw what was going on & did nothing to help#not in a ' fuck you narrator suffer ' type way just ' that's his bed he can lie in it i just work here ' type neutral way#never quite caring or realizing just how DEVESTATING
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I desperately need a scene where the IC are having dinner and the topic of tamlin gets brought up and they start talking shit about him and going on about how he deserves everything thats happening to him and lucien’s just sitting there gripping his fork,jaw twitching,eyes simmering,hands shaking with rage as he tries so hard to keep his mouth shut because now is not the time to say something stupid—but they just keep talking and talking and talking until eventually he has enough and gives everybody a vanserra style telling off 😁.
#he’s a little protective of tamlin#just a little#it would go something like “if any of you even had a sliver of decency you wouldn’t be shit talking my friend right in my front of my face”#I mean did nobody teach you table manners?Mother above if you must speak of him atleast do it behind my back.”#“because quite frankly I will not sit here and tolerate anybody talking this way about my friend”#“You know some would say it’s quite stupid to badmouth someone whose the sole reason your highlord is even breathing”#ok enough#acotar#a court of thorns and roses#lucien vanserra#pro lucien vanserra#tamlin#pro tamlin#tamcien#pro tamcien#anti inner circle
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whatever. go my swap au mirabelle! /ref
(au stuff under cut)
seen a lot of people post their swap aus recently so heres a design for mine i’ve been working on for around an actual month LOL just never got around to posting it!
Siffrin < - > Mirabelle
Isabeau < - > Odile
Petronilles just kinda here instead of Bonnie
and Euphrasie < - > The King (now The Queen and Head Housemaiden Regulus 🫡)
Mine works a tad different from the other ones I’ve seen where only their backstories are altered a bit for them to fit their new roles. Plot things like Siffrin losing his eye aren’t changed. The only new thing about this is au is that Mirabelle is looping and Loop is losing their mind (don’t ask for a whole lore reason why they’re here its simply because its funny)
THERE IS A FIC!! It’s my second ever fanfic ever so it isn’t the best but here <:)
#in stars and time#isat#isat mirabelle#isat swap au#swap au#isat art#in stars and time au#in stars and time art#mirabelle is about to witness SO MANY HORRORS.#bless her.#i thought swapping the king and euphrasie was clever. idk if anybody has done it yet#same with petronille and bonnie. i love petronille i wanna explore her more and expand her more than just the crumbs we get…#ok bye <3#i will post more of this au when i get the motivation.. freshman highschooler here.
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The fact that all Gwen knows about her variants in other universes is that they're dead is so sad. Like imagine you want to know what happens to you in other dimensions and it turns out that wherever you look you mean nothing, you're so unimportant that there's no bigger role for you other than dying.
And I've seen you guys pointing this out, where she's looking at what looks like her own death and even if it's not this is not just a "love interest" Gwen, this is a superhero who is supposed to mean something, but she doesn't. She's only here to die. And so far this (our) Gwen doesn't have any reason to believe that she won't die very soon just like other Gwens.
I think that one of the main reasons why she's rejecting Miles is not just her trauma and all shit she's been through and the fear of dying like other Gwens when they're involved with Spider-Man, but also because if they start something and she dies this will hurt him too.
It's easy to say "canon events aren't true she shouldn't believe in that" but this isn't just a regular risk, this is her life we're talking about.
#my baby just wanted to stay alive#her death just casually appeared above her head and she's expected to continue the conversation normally#and it doesn't look like she died peacefully at all look at her#spider man across the spider verse#Spiderverse#across the spiderverse#gwen stacy#spider woman#spider gwen#ghost spider#to anyone who says that this is kravens last hunt he injured peter badly in that comic almost killed him#but that doesn't mean that she won't die either in hands of kraven or anybody else#or that this is just one canon event she has more but as far as she knows she'll die if she touches spider man or just die like that#but I'm not sure if it's even kravens last hunt pic she doesn't look well here either way#to me it looks like she's hurt here I didn't think about other possibilities until y'all said it could be but it's sus i think she's hurt
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modern AU where they meet again at the fast food place Xie Lian works at and Hua Cheng has to figure out how to romance a customer service employee
#tbh this is kind of a similar situation to the original - where xie lian is kind of obligated to take care of him as a young runaway#except here he is obligated to hand him a big mac#if you allow me to be a bit more deranged with the au:#xie lians manager (jun wu) (most powerful franchise owner) tries to tell him off for holding up the line talking to the hot goth guy#but turns out hua cheng is a renowned restaurant critic and has gotten 33 businesses closed#so he can’t say shit#hua cheng is picking up food for he xuan. btw.#ive been having immense brainrot about them lately but#less so about angst/plot/romance#more so about#putting them in mundane silly scenarios.#this is also very indulgent. its like therapy for me (<- retail worker)#put hyour ideas for the mcdonalds tgcf au in the tags <3#has anybody written a fic about this btw id like to read it#tgcf#hualian#art#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#hua cheng#mxtx#digital art#my art#comic#lmao#hob#tgcf mcdonalds au
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