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Busty’s Bar & Grill.
#Bustys#Not A Strip Club#classic car#vintage cars#custom car#antique car#kustom#kustom kulture#praise the lowered#los cochinos cc#taildragger#loscochinos#Austin#atxlocal#ATX#SUNDAY Car Show#local car show#39 lincoln#lincoln zephyr#lincolnzephyr#1939 zephyr#zephyr
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Famous BBL Super Thot
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I found my Eva Title Card Generator tab again
#send lame more copypastas#neon genesis evangelion#Evangelion#Eva#nge#in the stripped club#straight up jorkin it#copypasta#shinji ikari#misato katsuragi#rei ayanami#asuka langley soryu#gendo ikari#end of evangelion
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in the twitched club. straight up "jerming it" and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My 985
#jerma985#jermaposting#what#shitposting#jerma#in the stripped club#im losing it#this has been marinating in my notes for a couple days
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I don't think I ever posted this here.
#shitpost#elden ring#fromsoft#scrawny draws#scrawny commits crimes#godrick the grafted#malenia blade of miquella#starscourge radahn#in the stripped club straight up jorking it#my peanits#suggestive#this was plaguing me for weeks before i finally scrawled this down#and it has been several months since then#no idea why !#take it i'm right you know this#this is what got godrick ganked
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the monster hotel thing makes me wonder if there was monster strip club
I'm actually thinking of two possible scenarios when reading your ask.
There's Monster Strip Club, where you can go and pay for ungodly creatures to give you an equally cursed lap dance. Potentially a side business from Rent-A-Monster. May or may not come with host clubs, where a beastly employee will entertain you for the evening.
Then, there's Monster Strip Club, where monsters go to gawk at humans. It's the place to be if you have a human kink. Potentially a side business of the Human Adoption Agency.
There is, of course, the special case of being the only human working at a monstrous strip club. You just wanted some extra cash, and now you're drowning in increasingly desperate demands from a horde of creatures who've never seen a human before.
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#paper mario#papermariosuggestion#paper mario ttyd#ttyd#source: in the stripped club. straight up ‘‘jorking it’’#source: laterundulator#source: twitter
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Rockstar Eddie who was obsessed with model Steve and collected every issue that had Steve on the cover.
He had disdained the Harrington’s little prince at first until he hate-watched every interview of the so-called talentless nepo baby and realized that yeah, he was so fucked.
Meanwhile, Steve had no interest in the metal scene, much less a random rock band named Corroded Coffin.
But Nancy said the paycheck was good and Robin had guaranteed that the band’s frontman was definitely his type, so featuring in their MV wouldn't do him any harm.
That was why Steve was here, fishnets and leather shorts, high heels and handcuffs, straddling Eddie Munson who was devouring him with those dark wild eyes.
They were shooting a scene where the two of them met in a strip club with Eddie being a heartbroken man and Steve being the stripper.
To say Eddie was his type was still an understatement. The man was literally his teenage wet dream with those tattoos and sharp handsome features.
Steve had to restrain himself from doing anything unprofessional like catch those plump lips in a heated kiss and said fuck the consequences.
He could barely focus on the camera as he rode the toned thigh while those large hands roamed his bare skin and kneaded his cheek through the leather.
"Been a fan of your work, sweetheart," hot lips trailed down his neck in open-mouth kisses.
"Need me to sign anything?" Steve twirled a curl with his finger.
"Yeah," Eddie smiled playfully and winked at him. "Even better if you use those lipsticks of yours."
Steve would've kissed him right then and there had the director not yelled, "And... Cut!"
And their bubble burst just like that.
Before he could get up from Eddie's lap with disappointment, he was hoisted in a pair of strong arms, steady hands braced under his thighs like he weighed nothing.
And god was it hot to wrap his legs around Eddie's waist and let himself be carried back to his trailer, ignoring everyone besides winking at Nancy’s exasperated eye roll, Robin’s dorky thumbs up, and that pretty blonde Chrissy’s impish smile.
Because hell yeah, Steve was the one scoring a fun night with the Eddie Munson here. Keep talking and looking bitches.
"Wait, what about the MV?" He asked as Eddie settled them both on his couch.
"Don't worry," Eddie pecked his chin softly. "The strip club is our part for the day. We'll only have one scene left tomorrow."
"So what are we gonna do now, Mr. Rockstar?" Steve raised his eyebrow, drawing lazy circles on Eddie’s chest.
"Whatever you desire, sweetheart," Eddie grabbed his hand and pressed a kiss on its back.
And well, Steve would be ashamed if he passed on such a golden opportunity.
So he hooked his arms behind Eddie’s neck and leaned in to whisper against those plump lips.
"Then ruin me, hot stuff."
When the MV was out, it caused a crash on YouTube and was flooded with countless comments about Steddie—the internet’s ship name for a certain rockstar and a certain model who had been together for months and blissfully lost in their honeymoon phase without a care for the world.
Their names were top trending on Twitter and the MV had become a hit thanks to their through-the-roof chemistry.
When they eventually announced their marriage to the world, they received well wishes from their fans, friends, and family.
And a few years down the road, everyone would know about them as that one happily and disgustingly in-love couple.
Til the rest of their lives.
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#rockstar eddie munson#model steve harrington#fanboy eddie munson#golden couple steddie#eddie loves to tell their children and grandchildren that they had met in a strip club#sionewrites
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#Axe murderer#book#book club#books#comic#comic strip#comic strips#comics#elizabeth pich#funnies#funny#ghost#Ghost writer#ghosts#ghostwriter#humor#jonathan kunz#lol#Novel#trash#war and peas#webcomic
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Busty’s Bar & Grill.
#bustys#not a strip club#classic car#vintage cars#custom car#antique car#kustom#kustom kulture#praise the lowered#los cochinos cc#taildragger#loscochinos#Sunday car show#austin#ATX#Austin Texas
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I <3 boardgame club
#froggy's silly lil drawings#twisted wonderland#idia shroud#azul ashengrotto#twst boardgame club#comic strip#twst meme#twisted wonderland art#I love these two idiots#twst fanart#twst
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Looked like she in a strip club 2 me👀
🔱🤷♂️🔱
Had to see them panties🧐
So came up with a plan🤔💭…
Knew she would pick that money up😎
Threw $💰$ 3x !!! Nice quik $7 show 🎬
Ran out of ones so had to through a $5💵
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#girlblogging#black tumblr#hell is a teenage girl#success#female manipulator#female rage#girl blogger#black women#girl problems#im just a girl#girl interrupted#manic pixie dream girl#girlcore#tumblr girls#girlhood#this is what makes us girls#this is a girlblog#just girly things#adult human female#black femininity#female dominance#femaledaily#female hysteria#light as a feather#feelings#old money#money#stacks of cash#strip club
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in shiz. straight up “defying it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Gravity
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