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50,000 likes!
#50000 likes#tumblr milestone#so i finally got one of these#and like it's such a tumblr experience#of their total disconnect from how things should work#they send them in an email?#not a notification#and they have a button to click to post it#i'm on mobile#so i clicked the button#took me to chrome and not the app#because reasons?#i'm not logged in on chrome#asks me to log in#i log in#gives me error#i go to desktop so i can post this ramble in the tags#there's an email that i successfully logged in and they hope it was me#ha!#and it posts fine from desktop#but like#all that for this#and this is the first achievement i've ever gotten#idk when they implemented them#but i kind of thought people were making them themselves somehow?#from an outside site like ones that do your stats#anyway!#I've liked a lot of shit apparently#and tumblr still doesn't know how to send links#into their app instead of the browser
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look at my cat :-)
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#oh my god?????#txt#STOP FOLLOWING US!!! WE DONT POST LIKE THIS. WE POST JFK RPF#'blah hah hah and everyone clapped' don't you want to live in a world of beauty? with us?#‘why can’t i reblog this?’ Because trads started going He dodged a bullet in our notifications
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"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not
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Good for him
#arcane#viktor#viktor arcane#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#memes#5k#10k#15k#20k#25k#30k#notifs are muted now
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locked the fuck back in
#gets home from s1 watchparty immediately breaks out csp like i HAVE to draw them kissing#because s1 DID NOT HAVE ENOUGH OF IT. some might say it didn't have ANY#my art#arcane#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor arcane#havent gotten to s2 yet due to scheduling constraints. but it's been very funny seeing the vikjayce scene get resuscitated in my notifs#got ao3 notifs from writers i literally haven't seen since 2022
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me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts
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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever
say hi to knuckles everyone
#WANT TO CROCHET SO BAD. NOT ALLOWED TO BC HAND PERSERVATION#HAVE SO MAMY IDEAS. NEED MONET TO BUY YARN. orz#edit on 1/4/25 bc this keeps blowing up and i’d rather see knuckles in my notifs
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#I’m getting so much joy out of this#hello serotonin I’ve been missing#boop#this post has broken my notifications
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I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
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painted some doors in my house black awhile back, and they look really nice, but it's the middle of the night and i've just heard the telltale sound of my sister walking face first into a closed door
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all my advice about using real athletes to learn drawing bodies beyond hard abs, and my particular pref being wrestlers, also applies to women btw. you can draw women who r strong and not an hourglass shape. fucking do it.
kris statlander, rhea ripley (look at her SHAPE), willow nightingale, ruby soho, these r just four off the top of my head that have obvious musculature and different body types. skye blue and julia hart have more slim cheerleader style bodies as well, i REALLY wanted to put emi sakura who is fucking STOUT (adoring) in this post but i couldn't find a good demonstrative pic, the list goes on
DRAW DIFFERENT BODIESSSSSSSS
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the tv show "the torment nexus game is bad" being a poignant critique of wage slavery and class disparity and capitalism that is popularized in the west by big tv corporation bc it makes them money, then being turned into "the torment nexus game is bad: the game show" by the most souless and therefore most popular youtuber because it makes him money, so then big tv corporation makes their OWN "the torment nexus game is bad: the OFFICIAL game show" to make even more money off the "the torment nexus game is bad" fictional critique of capitalism tv show, and then it turns out that many allegations of torment nexus-like conditions come out of both reality tv game shows but there aren't any consequences. and then Bigger Corporation goes to the soulless youtuber and is like. lets make another "the torment nexus game is bad" -esque game show to make us a lot of money because the people stuck in the torment nexus love that shit. it's called "the torment nexus game is fun :-)" and then the writer of the "the torment nexus game is bad" posts on twitter that he fucking hates his own story and what it has become. you would think this is a plot from a heavy-handed early black mirror episode but it is unfortunately a plot from real life
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made a beautiful google slides infographic in 60 seconds on why u should Fucking Vote
#uspol#us politics#i dont normally post abt this stuff but i was talking with the buddies on discord#edit: i didn’t intend for this to breach the target audience of three people#so if you’re going to be annoying im just gonna block you. i don’t give a shit#edit 2: alright people didn’t stop being annoying so i have muted notifications.#have fun kids
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I don't care how gay the wicked movie is or whatever this site can't gaslight me into taking ariana grande seriously all of a sudden
#it makes me feel insane I thought five minutes ago we were all laughing at her long storied career of racefishing#txt#muted#muted notifs at 196 notes as I'm too tired for a hit post atm. glad I'm not alone though
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