The Adventures of Steve and Orphan
No. 58
Turns out Steve’s plan wasn’t quite as foolproof as he originally thought... And now the guard is really mad- Whoops.... Well... You can’t plan for everything. Time to teach Orphan about tactical retreats! They’re not running away, just getting more resources. Mhm. Yup.
Random side note- I have a very wet cat sleeping on my bed right now because she decided that’s the best place to dry off apparently. She’s a good deal less wet than when she first arrived two hours ago, but still. I’m also kinda sick so I’m very grateful to my past self for finishing these a few days ago as opposed to now- (time management whoo!)
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“There’s no platonic explanation for tha-“
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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Family portrait. Child is named Minx. Bonus:
Make a stupid uninvited personal comment to a stranger, and get an answer you didn't want to know.
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I wanna do something nice.. say something you appreciate about the person you reblogged this from!! even if it's smth as small as their profile photo :)
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Morning run with your alien jog partner
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everyone always says Noi Dorohedoro is very hot and as proof they show you the picture of her in a corset as if Noi didn't spend most of the time looking like this:
and occassionally like this:
appreciate Noi as she normally is or perish is what I say
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Motaz is banned from a platform owned by a Zionist, meanwhile TikTok is getting banned for being pro Palestine. Not surprised.
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