#not a coward

[likesdoodling]

The Adventures of Steve and Orphan

No. 58

Turns out Steve’s plan wasn’t quite as foolproof as he originally thought... And now the guard is really mad- Whoops.... Well... You can’t plan for everything. Time to teach Orphan about tactical retreats! They’re not running away, just getting more resources. Mhm. Yup.

Random side note- I have a very wet cat sleeping on my bed right now because she decided that’s the best place to dry off apparently. She’s a good deal less wet than when she first arrived two hours ago, but still. I’m also kinda sick so I’m very grateful to my past self for finishing these a few days ago as opposed to now- (time management whoo!)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

joe biden has to the opportunity to end his presidency on the funniest goddamn note

[not-so-rosyyy]

THIS DIVAAAAAAAAAA

[hasturmcfuckface]

“There’s no platonic explanation for tha-“

[ang-900]

hchvhcgxhvjv

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[starcrossedandstupid]

This is what true love is. Just btw

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[girls--complex]

Teh cursed sword comic

[pluto-the-demigod]

So it’s not colored but.

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[geezmarty]

hi falin hiiii (titties out vr on twitter)

[mecachrome]

Oscar in Hilton's McLaren ad

[leavemebetosleep]

Family portrait. Child is named Minx. Bonus:

Make a stupid uninvited personal comment to a stranger, and get an answer you didn't want to know.

[emilylovescookies]

if you can’t own the anime figure, why not draw it (lol!)

[jesncin]

Morning run with your alien jog partner

[cobbbvanth]

#so that's what they did in the shadows

[kagoutiss]

i’ll take care of everything