#norwegians

[woahhhgwendolyn]

Being Bjorn's Woman Would Include

-Being his woman would include a lot of things. It can also be overwhelming sometimes being with him.

-One of the things that is included being in a relationship with him is that he is so protective of you. Even in ways you would never imagine. Every time that you go with him to travel, he is watching you at all times and always makes you walk with him locking arms

-He is the type of man that loves to cuddle. So, every night when you both get into bed, he just holds on to you and almost makes you stay there.

-He loves spoiling you. Like a lot. whenever he goes out to travel or fight, he always makes sure to pick you up something. whether it is a dress or jewelry. Or even something to cook with if he passes it in the markets.

-He is such a gentle man with you. He would hate if you had gotten hurt because of him. That is one of his nightmares. He hates the thought of you in general in his watch getting hurt

-He also makes sure that you are never cold in the winter. He does not want you getting sick. So, he gives you one of his furs to make sure you do not get cold so easily.

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Norwegian store clerk Torleif Brastad leaves Finn's Scandinavian Delicatessen with a delivery for a nearby customer in Brooklyn, July 30, 1946. Finn's is owned by fellow Norwegian, Finn Morterud.

Photo: UPI/Bettmann Archive/Getty Images

[bimdraws]

Norwegians for Palestine 🇵🇸🇸🇯

[artthatgivesmefeelings]

Gustav Vigeland (Norwegian, 1869-1943) Monolith Of People, ca.1924 Vigeland Park, Oslo, Norway

[l00k4tm4m45c415]

Jørgine Massa Vasstrand

[harketspetter]

Something is up between the two of them @thehurtingreflex. What do you think?

Rawrr! I'm Morten Harket and I'm absolutely NOT loaded. Anyway, watch out for Mags!

*glance* ( a beautiful music plays in the background)

Handshake? Handshake.

Oh yeah, What is more appropriate than presenting a cake shaped like you know what for a bachelor's party?

Morten, you know I love you so much and I know you are talented in different mediums of art. So, would you mind explaining what you were thinking while sculpting that...cake?

Just...Just look at that smirk written on Morten's face.

Explain this. Both of you.

*glance* Why am I getting K-drama vibes here? Am I the only one?

Meanwhile, Pål :

[n00b-norwegian-nature-pics]

[bufffamouspeeps]

Marit Bjørgen

[blueiscoool]

Norwegian Power

The Russians claimed that the Scandinavians would be freezing this winter.

This Norwegian man doesn’t look bothered.

[postcard-from-the-past]

Maud Charlotte Mary Victoria of Wales, Queen consort of the Norwegians

Norwegian vintage postcard

[woahhhgwendolyn]

Sex With Bjorn Would Include...

-He is a man that likes to switch things up

-Some days he likes it rough and on other days he likes it gentle

-He also likes to switch with you. He not only likes to be on top of you, but he loves it so much when you are riding him

-If you are giving him your virginity, he is very gentle and loving the whole time and makes sure that you are okay the entire time

-He loves every single part of you and makes sure that you know it

-He always tells you how beautiful you are.

-And let me tell you he loves dirty talk. He cannot go without it. He even loves to tease you when you both are doing other things outside of the house

-He loves to tease you and make you needy for him

-He also has a very high sex drive. So, expect for him to want to do it a lot

[thegothicviking]

Before and after "Free popcorn"🍿

[clownmonarch]

i wannd to join the trend. *joke redacted from everyone taking it too seriously*

this is westcoast Norwegian Miku. Behold

[bfire92]

Norwegians all just chilling on the sideline, not signing any petitions.

[heritageposts]

Translation: What a shitshow. This years Eurovision has gone to hell. And it's first and foremost the EBU's fault.

Also, excerpt from the same article:

Throughout the course of the Eurovision Song Contest, the EBU has acted as if they live in a parallel universe. Eurovision is one thing, the world outside something else. The EBU has stuck its head in the sand. Shoved the problem under the rug. Held their hands over their ears and shouted LALALALALA. They appear to have done everything they can to pretend it's possible to hold an apolitical event in a world that's on fire. We have come together to be "united by music", they say, but the sharpshooters on Malmö's rooftops have nothing to do with us! In its struggle to remain apolitical, the EBU has become like a small fascist state in itself, where the artists' space for expression and action has been reduced as much as the undergarments of the Spanish dancers. It is reprehensible.

Reminder again to BOYCOTT EUROVISION 🇵🇸

Don't watch, don't vote.

[harketspetter]

7 years ago, I watched this interview clip on YouTube, and I was starstruck.

And that was the moment I fell in love with him.