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Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.
Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.
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bro would not survive the minecraft end poem
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reminder that you can just change how you draw. you can. you dont have to have your current style forever if you dont like it. you can literally just change it and its free. are you listening to me
#THIS!!!!#the point of art is that it's meant to be something enjoyable and you don't have to change or keep the same artstyle if that's what you want#IT'S OKAY TO NOT HAVE A CONSISTENT ARTSTYLE!!! AS LONG AS YOU'RE HAPPY WITH HOW YOU DRAW#also!! there's no rule against having more than one art style! i have like 10 now i think#later
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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus
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#a street cat's tale#so uhhhh#stealing?? theft???#does it count if i only stole from trash cans#and i was a cat so i'm not even sure if it matters
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even the monsters know you're a monster.
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I think every computer user needs to read this because holy fucking shit this is fucking horrible.
So Windows has a new feature incoming called Recall where your computer will first, monitor everything you do with screenshots every couple of seconds and "process that" with an AI.
Hey, errrr, fuck no? This isn't merely because AI is really energy intensive to the point that it causes environmental damage. This is because it's basically surveilling what you are doing on your fucking desktop.
This AI is not going to be on your desktop, like all AI, it's going to be done on another server, "in the cloud" to be precise, so all those data and screenshot? They're going to go off to Microsoft. Microsoft are going to be monitoring what you do on your own computer.
Now of course Microsoft are going to be all "oooh, it's okay, we'll keep your data safe". They won't. Let me just remind you that evidence given over from Facebook has been used to prosecute a mother and daughter for an "illegal abortion", Microsoft will likely do the same.
And before someone goes "durrr, nuthin' to fear, nuthin to hide", let me remind you that you can be doing completely legal and righteous acts and still have the police on your arse. Are you an activist? Don't even need to be a hackivist, you can just be very vocal about something concerning and have the fucking police on your arse. They did this with environmental protesters in the UK. The culture war against transgender people looks likely to be heading in a direction wherein people looking for information on transgender people or help transitioning will be tracked down too. You have plenty to hide from the government, including your opinions and ideas.
Again, look into backing up your shit and switching to Linux Mint or Ubuntu to get away from Microsoft doing this shit.
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Have you ever ate food and why
That’s a really personal question that I’m not comfortable answering
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in 2025 let’s bring back being enthusiastic on ao3. leave a comment on every chapter. leave kudos and, if necessary, leave “double kudos” in the comments. tags and notes on bookmarks. the whole nine yards. let’s show fanfic authors how much we love them.
#REAL REAL REAL#i usually do this if the fic is unfinished cause i read fics in one go#and by the end of it im too full of thoughts about the fic and keep forgetting to leave a comment#later
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some future sif and gay people <3 i like long hair sif <3
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siffrin deserves soft things because I said so. I don't care the source material's tone, I can, will, and MUST, make fluff content. I yearn to adore someone like this and if I make ship art to channel my yearning? so be it.
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I made a mod that replaces every instance of Loop (from In Stars and Time) with a plush counterpart!!
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Siffrin but it's an au where he has a villain arc
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