#norwegian news

[king-of-men]

Least useless Norwegian leftist. I'd much rather have this guy, who has the courage of his convictions and is able to identify a military target, than the new leadership of Red Youth ("Rød Ungdom", the youth organization of our communist party "Rødt") whose main goal in life seems to be competitive fellating of Lenin's embalmed cock, and who would never dream of soiling their own precious lily-white hands with direct action.

The reporting here seems off, though - he was imprisoned for 17 days while the cops investigated and that preliminary imprisonment is now over. It just indicates that the cops thought they'd be able to get any time-sensitive stuff in that time and wanted him out of the way and where they could keep an eye on him. He's still going to be prosecuted; he has not in any way been found innocent or let off with a warning or suchlike. 'Released' is rather a strong word to use here.

‼️🇵🇸 An activist, who destroyed multiple engine parts of the jets Israel uses, has been released!

🔸 Source: pal_action

[saturnvs]

but imagine this: a fjording that is also a unicorn :)

[catladychronicles]

[the-shy-wolf]

Zane Nova [Norwegian Lundehund]

[orlaite]

APOCALYPSE NOW (1979)

[tieflinged]

TLOVM Season 2 Cast Update

IMDB has some more cast information for season 2! Some might have been added before but I figured I’d add any new for the upcoming season.

Matt Mercer as Craven Edge, Umbrasyl, Purvan Suul, Victor

Liam O’brien as Vorugal

Kestrel Riegel as Young Keyleth

Aimee Carrero as Ashari Girl

Troy Baker as Syldor

Ralph Ineson as Kevdak

Alanna Ubach as Osysa

Lance Reddick as Thordak

Ike Amadi as Groon

Tony Plana as Kamaljiori

Abubakar Salim as Zanror (Zanroar)

Robbie Daymond as Cerkonos

Parvesh Cheena as Young Dignitary 

Janet Varney as Vilya

Sumalee Montano as Highbearer Vord

Fred Tatasciore as Korrin

Will Friedle as Kashaw

Mary Elizabeth McGlynn as Zahra

Cree Summer as Raishan and Salda (edit to add)

Update 2!

[spellscarred]

[random-brushstrokes]

Bernhard Berntsen - Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep (ca. 1968)

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Norwegian store clerk Torleif Brastad leaves Finn's Scandinavian Delicatessen with a delivery for a nearby customer in Brooklyn, July 30, 1946. Finn's is owned by fellow Norwegian, Finn Morterud.

Photo: UPI/Bettmann Archive/Getty Images

[lietpolski]

you'll NEVER guess what my favourite eurovision 2024 song is

[theroyalsandi]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Norwegian Royal Family - The Norwegian Royal Court has announced that the King, while on holiday in Malaysia, has been admitted to hospital with an infection.

“His Majesty King Harald has fallen ill during his holiday in Malaysia and has been hospitalized there with an infection. The King receives a good follow-up from both Malaysian and Norwegian medical staff.” - Norwegian Royal Court

[vamprisms]

i like when celebrities show up in your dreams it's like they took time out of their schedule to do a small independent movie

[sn0wbat]

well what family doesn't keep a secret vampire family member hidden deep in in the basement /s

EDIT: Rest of the comic is now under the cut!

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BONUS:

[honeyknome]

Odette & Odille

[bogkeep]

i am happy with who i am but i am also deeply envious of my eight year old younger brother, who's always had a skill and interest in a thing that's very easy to make a career out of, so he just went straight into the specialized schools straight into a job... and i've kept flopping around like a fish on land with no idea what i'm going to do this whole time. maybe i'm just bitter that i HAVE a skill i'm passionate about and really good at, but there's basically no infrastructure for turning it into a decent, stable job. sighs

[ifindus]

I feel so sorry for the people who have no idea what we're talking about…….

Ifindus, I think you better explain the disco man ghost and his ghost house to people🕺🪩✨👻

but of course 🙏✨👻

Introduction post to Uhu!

Uhu! was produced by NRK and aired for the first time in 2001 as a children's show.

The show is about a ghost house where ghosts get sent after they run out of ghost energy and cannot haunt the living anymore. The house is the last stop on the road to Hermetika, the afterlife for ghosts where everything is nice. At the house, the ghosts are welcomed by Polter, the ghost running things around there, and he takes them to meet the Oracle, who gives the ghost a final task to complete before they can pass on to Hermetika. If they fail the task or let anyone else know about the task, they will be shrunken down and sent to Slampamperøyene, a place that's very unpleasant, a bit cold, and boring. Polter's task is to ensure all the ghosts in the ghost house complete their tasks.

Some fun facts about ghosts: they only eat canned food and they do so by pushing it into their stomachs from the outside. They also sleep standing up, resting against a pillow nailed to the wall. And they are invisible in the sunlight, both for humans and for each other. The ghosts can also teleport, each with their own sounds. When the say "hello" or "goodbye" they say "uhu" - where the show's name comes from.

The show has at least one musical number each episode.

The ghosts:

Polter is the main character and the boss in the house. He is a disco ghost with an afro and his task is to look after all the other ghosts. Funky disco music plays and he dances every time he teleports.

Geir Gatsby is a trickster who only wants to be lazy and have fun, often at the other ghosts' expense. His task is to hang a picture in the living room, but he never wants to do it. When he teleports we hear a racecar.

Albert is an inventor ghost, keeping mostly to himself in the attic. His task is to invent a completely new colour. We hear electricity when he teleports.

Berit Smerit Perit is a diva, an actor and a performer, loving the spot-light and can't admit when she is wrong, but always helps her friends loosen up and have more confidence in themselves. Her task is to teach Albert how to dance cha-cha-cha. Applause plays when she teleports.

Blitzabeth is always angry and complaining about everything. Her task is to be pleasant and nice to people. We hear a lightening strike when she teleports.

Napoleon is a baker. He loves to bake and spend all his time in the kitchen. He is also incredibly scared of everything. His task is to bake the world's best chocolate cake, but whenever he tries he can only ever bake Napoleon's cake.

Ridder Reddik is a knight. She can smell dragons and are always ready to fight them. That's why everyone else is hiding the fact that there's a dragon living in their attic from her. Her task is to find the Holy Marmalade Jar. When she teleports she makes the sound of a trumpet.

Ivers and Avers are twin ghosts and children. Their task is to sleep for 365 days. They almost made it once, but they were woken up after 364 days and have to try again.