#normal day

[funish2]

[incorrect-avantris]

Leboosh: What’s the status up here?

Kavir: Fucked up, about to die, Rett’s a nerd. The usual.

[boiled-teeth-crunch]

When you roll so good In DND you get a pull whistle that can distort reality

[ottagon4]

sakuya

[moon-heart22]

Me realizing i have to work tomorrow

I am not happy and want to do anything else but not work

[yourlovelyspace]

Even just a second 💝

[gabrielsellesty]

Memes of mine

[rubys-art-and-posts]

The gang when they see Ruby with @maela-the-menace on her arm

Jake:...The fuck is that!?

Wondering what the fuck happened to his best friend.

Ally:Awww its so cute

Doesn't care just stares at @maela-the-menace with aw

Alt:idiot

.....

Sam:...kill it

Sam inspects @maela-the-menace with worry

Oscar:Get it out of the house!!!!

Tries to yank @maela-the-menace out of Ruby's arm fails at it.

[cerberus-albian]

Pink clouds 6:59 am 🐇🦄

[storys-from-eli]

You went about your day like any other. Nothing special, today it was just very warm for a early spring day, so you took off your jacket. It was already evening, some birds chirped towards the sunset. The sky was clear and after a hard day you bought yourself a cold drink and sat on a park bench on your way back home. You opened your phone and scrolled around a bit. You didn't know what you wanted to do for the rest of the day, whether you would meet up with friends or just go home and throw yourself into bed?

When you looked up briefly you saw a woman sitting across from you, on the other side of the park, which wasn't really big, but across from you, somehow. A real quite one, so you looked over and thought to yourself, who wears Barrett's? She wore a dark blue barrett with a dark dress, it shimmered slightly in the low light. With her light, brunette hair, it was a cute combo. She was reading a book, but you couldn't tell what it was from that distance. When your gaze had been on her for an uncomfortably long time, you looked down at your phone again.

Should I go over and talk to her? But what should I talk about, the book? It could work, but I hardly ever read, I wouldn't be able to answer anything then, you thought to yourself. When you want to look over again, the woman is suddenly right in front of you. You have half a heart attack. The woman speaks to you in a shallow and calm voice, asks what time it is. You first look at your watch, then at your phone, cause your watch seems to have stopped. It probably wasn't the best idea to get the cheap watch.

You say it's 5 minutes to 8 o'clock. The woman looks down at you in surprise and asks how you know that so well? You look surprised and show her the clock on your phone, whereupon she leans her arms on your knees and stares at the phone. You're completely surprised at what's happening when she asks if you could explain your phone to her. At first you're confused as to whether she's kidding you, but you go into it and start to explain that you can take pictures or send messages to others or call them directly.

She sits right next to you, listening very intently. You're only now noticing what shimmering green eyes she has. You also notice her white tights for the first time in the shadows or her black patent ballerinas. She looked completely out of time.

Your heart felt heavy, she was so innocent and cute. She asked you if you could come over again tomorrow at the same time? You immediately agreed and wanted to get something out of your jacket, but as soon as you turned back to her she had already disappeared again. Now you just realized that something was fishy. You felt like you had woken up from a trance state.

The sun had disappeared and suddenly it was 30 minutes after 8 o'clock. So when you finally got home you entered the park directly into Google to find out what had just happened. But you just found random articles about gardening at first until you came across an article that was a hundred years old. This was about an accident involving a young woman on the grounds of what was then a much larger park. Are you on a date with a ghost now??

[jackalopescruff]

im eating like a college student and a milf were fused together in a fucked up science ray beam blast #MomMeal

[kazue-digitalog]

Mr Kazue, what does a normal day look like for you?

[Log 1 - Normal Daily Routine]

I don’t really have a regular schedule, so this is the closest I could get for a ‘normal day’. Lots of things happen in Novum Chaldea, so I just try to get whatever I can finished. That way, if an emergency pops up, I won’t be taken by surprise.

…Ah, but Saturday nights are— Oh, wait, that’s not exactly daily, is it? Nevermind then.

[wafflepopbeerus]

Nice legs bro

[genersones]

I'm in a birthday party right now and all I can think about is drawing Jesus with john

[daughterofthe-world]

Today I feel like I'm on a weirdness hunt 🧭

[the-lonelyshepherd]

WOULD UOU KICK ME IN THE FACE PLEASEIT MAKES WHATEVER I SAY SOUND LIKE POETRY