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#i had to trim the audio down for reasons of clarity but what he ACTUALLY said was 'no. noooo nonoo no no no. nope.'#calling his senile lying old ass out all day erryday 😌 life mission#noel gallagher#matt morgan#oasis#ours#i challenge anyone to watch that second clip and not bust out laughing every time btw#using liam's broken micstand as a slide....#peak comedy#i've seen it upwards of 30 times easily and it still makes me holler
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hurt my own feelings today (added "Plan 99" from The Bad Batch soundtrack to my editing playlist and felt physical pain in my chest when That Part happened)
#watch star wars animated shows they said#it'll be fun they said#AUGH#tbb#the bad batch#tbb tech#i guess 'when have we *ever* followed orders' is now right up there with 'i think my legs are broken' in my mind#mmm nope typing that out nearly broke me#like i physically had to take a second afterward#so that's definitely still worse#but not by a whole lot
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Some day I'm going to write a story in which the readers are rewarded for having good knowledge of weather. Like, the characters need to travel somewhere through the mountains in a high stakes situation, and in the chapters leading up to that, I already put in enough information about how it rained a few days earlier or sth similar that a reader who knows this stuff and knows about the characters' abilities and equipment can already form a reasonable guess as to how it might work out, or be extra aware of the dangers involved.
#birdypersonal#I'm still salty about a published book in which a literal CHILD travels DOWN a glacier ALONE with a PONY ... THROUGH a CREVASSE#highlighting all the points that are either plain impossible or would make it a highly dangerous situation#The whole scene is the character introduction of said child and is written with the narrative tension of a leisurely stroll in the park#without anything that told me why such a feat would be possible for this child under these conditions#I noped out of that book immediately#There is no way to convince me of that even with magic (which did exist in that world)#Immersion immediately broken#character introduction ruined#why should I care about the story if it's written with such a disregard for things I care about#Not tagging the book because it might have an audience somewhere / here - I'm just not it#writing
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this was either yesterday or the day before but how hilarious is it that the being with two spinal disorders injured its back by accidentally launching itself up into the bottom of a hard wooden chute in the classic ‘bonking your head while standing up’ fashion
most will say ‘not at all, are you okay’ but we find it absolutely hysterical
#also yes ae am okay#though it does hurt like hell still! yet somehow we have not bruised#you’d think we’d bruise real easily. our skin is literally mottled from how much you can see all the veins#but nope. there’s no mark. it feels like hellfire but thoust truly hath no burn#idk. weird! no part of our college classes have gone over how exactly that works#is someone able to explain that to us. our only guess is that it bruised the bone? we’ve heard of that happening#but like. if it can bruise the bone wouldn’t it have broken some veins on the way too?#or is that not how it works#idk. maybe it’s just taking a while to show up. no clue#still it would be cool to know the mechanics of that
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tw: cannibalism, (slightly) graphic depictions of violence and HEAVY elements of horror will be ahead, so i'm going to put this under a 'read-more' if you'd rather skip out on this one.
so they looked around for a bit, and that's when they found it. this blood trail going down the floor of the hallway, which was already kind of scary, though it was nothing compared to the sound of someone's ringtone suddenly resounding from one of the rooms in the back (think one of those love songs with sort of creepy vibes to them like ' unchained melody. ') so, once your muse gathered enough courage, they decided to proceed down it even though something inside of them was screaming that something seemed wrong. and it seemed like they were right because once they reached the back, they found a dead body just... pressed up against the wall with blood spattered behind them. and there were other spots of the wall spattered with blood as well.
i feel like, for a character that's supposed to be pretty horror-oriented, that this account has been kind of lacking in content related to that lately, SO imagine this scenario, y'all. your muse is friends with or just cares about barton in some way. and thus, whenever they find out that he's attracted the ire of someone dangerous + that he's been missing for WEEKS, they assume the worst and try to find out his location. which leads them to this already creepy, dilapidated, and abandoned mortuary. and they honestly didn't know what they were expecting once they entered it, but it certainly wasn't this deafening silence, and there seeming to be... no one around?
so, you try to circle around to find out what the hell is going on, but then you see the thing that barton is hunched over is a body and a third one on the autopsy table in the room. and your muse can't help but blanche + feel like they've just stumbled into the lions den, because barton is not only SO beat up, but he's eating the person below him. and it's absolutely horrific because whenever they gasp at the sight is when barton finally looks up at them.
it was ALL over this corpses' face, though, as it appeared like they died from some sort of brutal blunt force trauma. but there's also another blood trail that is smeared across the floor up and under one of the doors in the back, which they are REALLY questioning whether they want to open now. they choose to do so with their eyes closed after remembering that barton would do the same for them (and by that, i mean he would want to save them JSJSJ), and all they can see when they open them is the back of barton hunched over something, or someone as you discover while getting closer to him. and it's like he is either ignoring you or hasn't heard you enter the room because he's still focused on whatever he was doing.
and there is just NOTHING behind those eyes even though he's got a copious amount of blood dripping down from his lips and dripping down his chin + neck. like JSJSJ i don't know about you guys, but i would be sooo scared because not only is this NOT normal behavior for him at all, it's god damn terrifying to see someone cannibalize you someone else. and so if he were real, along with me being in this situation, i probably wouldn't talk to him for a while because i wouldn't even know where to begin AHHH
#tw: blood.#like OMG. just the concept of not knowing exactly what happened but seeing that barton looks pretty much completely broken here-#tw: mentions of murder.#tw: (slightly) graphic depictions of violence.#tw: disturbing content in general.#tw: horror.#tw: cannibalism.#i just... i blame myself for playing video games like outlast whenever it comes to me creating frightening stuff like this JSJSJ#and is EATING someone while he's at it is... i have no words. i hope i didn't scare any of you guys with this scenario building-#thing of mine bc i would feel really bad if i didn't NGL. i'm obviously not trying to condone violence or cannibalism here-#i just think that it's important to show just how horrific barton can really be as a character and how even villain's have a breaking-#point though OFC that doesn't make anything he did justified. once again barton was just using something he knew would help him-#regain control of the situation which would be violence in this case even though it's not right AT ALL and is so chilling#that it may or may not make him look monstrous 😬 though like i was saying before whatever they did to him had somewhat contributed-#to him becoming like this though barton still has to take responsibility for his actions and so... yeah. IDK how y'alls muses-#would deal with something like this but i know i would be wanting to nope out of there as soon as i saw him hunched over someone NGL#and quite possibly time for at leasttt a psych eval because something happened and it was NOT good like i was saying before
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Tumblr broke again while I was making a post I'm sooo gonna enter my villain arc if this keeps happening WHY IS THIS SITE SO FUCKING BROKEN
#aria rants#my internet was FINE!!! i could play youtube. i could use discord. it was FINE!!! but nooooo tumblr would rather DIE than be functional#tried to post smth? stuck in loading screen. wondered if its my net? huh nope cuz i can still use the other apps. opened a new tab#for tumblr? OH WHOOPS! SERVER CONNECTION ERROR! i exit the tab of where i have my unsaved post on#and then enter tumblr again OH LOOK AT THAT! IT WAS NOT A CONNECTION ERROR ITS JUST A BROKEN ASS SITE!!!
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I have been really loving Fruits Basket so far, but I’m at the end of the show and I gotta be honest.......I’m not feeling some of these resolutions?
#mostly how the curse has been broken#it had such a massive build-up so I really thought the key to solving it will be dramatic#like Idk maybe they had to climb a mountain and search a labyrinth to find an old temple with wall-paintings that had the answer or somethig#basically something groundbreaking#but nope apparently the curse just.....wore off on its own? So boring#there's also Akito#that hoe doesn't have one redeemable bone in their body#yet the show is really dead-set on giving them a 2nd chance and for what?#like years of beating insulting tormenting and straight up attempt-murders can't be brushed to the side like that#then there's Yuki still being a Mary Sue#still easily beating up Kyo in a one-sided fight without any retaliation from him even at the very end#I just want see someone beat or read him just once#3 eps left but I'm sleepy....#basically my biggest issue is how forced the happy ending is but lets see if they will do something to change my mind in these 3 eps#Fruits basket
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I genuinely was not expecting to cry during the series finale of Young Royals but I cried like 4 times and straight-up sobbed through the end my GOD I've had lots of feelings about this show but the ending is what we all deserve, especially these characters.
#i hadn't cried at all up to this point and was like 'maybe i'm just not as emotionally invested' but NOPE all the feels tonight my friends#young royals#yr s3 spoilers#wille just was immediately so free and happy#when he told his mom#and sara and felice made up <3#the way their love is treated as equal to simon/wille's makes my aroace heart full#and all simon ever wanted was for wille to stop getting in the way of his own happiness#and couldn't be happy with him in their current situation#and my god they still have work ahead of them but they can actually work through their shit now#they're not STUCK in the oppressive system#i knew the second wille dumped the broken snowglobe in the trash that we were in for a treat#AB! DI! CATE!#AB! DI! CATE!!#i was not ready to see the biggest smile on wille's face#like we've never seen before even in the happy moments with simon#my heart is so full
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Chronic brain fog is fucking demoralizing as shit
#thoughts#personal#mental health#brain fog#brought to you by: oh sure l can do this fun thing that I used to!#No turns out you cannot#I have been in a rather good mood lately#reminder came in like a steel chair that nope not fixed brain still fucking broken#disability
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nine hundred dollars rent and there’s not enough hot water for even a quarter of a fucking bath
#ejeindsjfheifheidn#my legs were sore i was looking forward to some epsom salts#nope and the drain plug is broken and filthy#now my hands smell like mold#blue rambles#i just#im working so much#and it’s still not enough#i mean it’ll never be enough but#fucking he’ll
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#ok vent post time#is there literally amy other industry#where you're expected to uproot your entire fucking life#and move jobs every three years#or you're not 'progressing your career'#???#academia is so fucking broken#i am happy in my job and doing good work and want to stay in it#and my boss thinks im doing good work amd it wpuld benefit him if i stayed#but somehow i have to leave#because there's no fucking money#and he sells it as learning something new on a new environment#you know what?#that new environment will still be there in a couple of years#when ive actually finished and published the project im working on#but nope#theres no money so ive got 5 months left#to continue working on a really important and interesting problem#thats now probably never going to get published#what a waste of everyone's time#i have given so much to this lab#and it sucks so much to end it like this
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also why did tumblr do this to my heart shaped pfp
#come on loser. come onnnn#and also i've tried to change the size of the icon or change the shape a little but nope. same result#let's see it as something poetic ig. an unfinished heart.. a heart that's not broken yet but still not complete... wow..#[ 💚 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 ]
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Okay hear me out: Mandalorian Katsuki and Jedi Izuku. They accidentally end up sharing custody over little force sensitive youngling Eri. That's it that's the fic.
#Eri was kidnapped for her force-sensitveness just like baby yoda or smth#Izuku was on her tail and trying to rescue her FROM THE START#may have maybe (definitely) broken some jedi rules and gotten attached to her or something idk how jedi actually work tbh#but Katsuki rescues her first#he sees a little kid being mistreated and is like YOINK shes my daughter now#hey kid you want a blaster and some cool armor? cool here you go#but then Izuku catches up#and mandalorians are mercenaries right? and a jedi's natural enemy#or whatever#and so he thinks that Katsuki is just another kidnapper#and they fight!!!! and there is tension!#but then the misunderstanding is cleared up#but Izuku still wants to take Eri to go get properly trained#and Katsuki is like nuh uh shes my kid and you aint taking her to some magic cult that doesnt let her have parents nope#and then they end up coparenting#and fall in love ofc#and Eri is the first ever Mandalorian Jedi#unless thats already a thing? again i dont know star wars very well
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Thinking about how Lena was blamed for Mondatta's death and almost indirectly lead to a total all out war between Omnics and humans in Kings Row on this fine Tuesday.
#( ooc. )#yall can blame col for this#the war was brewing for a while but it was definitely his death that was the catalyst for it#she already blamed herself deeply#carried that guilt so damn deeply#considering that was her role model#he saved her during those days in the iso chamber where she was grappling with what she had become#Then to have her friends find her with a broken accelerator and in agony and for them to be like “why did you kill him???”#that shit HURTED#She still can't look Zen in the eyes. Ram is a little bit better considering they're on opposite sides of the field#but any of the current shambali? nope she Cannot Do It#anyway I'm off to clinic but i'm in hell and taking you all with me#blame col
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Hnnng. I love them. So much.
#KonCassie#Teen Titans Vol 3#DC Comics#Conner Kent#Cassie Sandsmark#LOOK!!! MY SHIP IS REUNITED!!#AND STILL IN LOVE#WAS REALLY AFRAID THEY'D BE BROKEN UP#AFTER KON RETURNS FROM THE DEAD#BUT NOPE. HERE WE ARE. IN LOVE#Phoe Reading DC
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Dumb convoluted way of getting a screenshot of the entire chat in character.ai because I couldn't find a better way to do it. Only works on Firefox.
Save this as a bookmark (put it in the URL field):
javascript:(function(){document.getElementById('scrollBar').style.height = "auto";document.getElementsByClassName('infinite-scroll-component')[0].id = "screenshot-node";document.getElementsByClassName('chattop')[0].style.display = "none";document.getElementsByClassName('chatbottom')[0].style.display = "none";})();
Go to a chat (or refresh the one you're currently on). Wait until everything's loaded (and scroll up and down to make sure the entire chat is loaded). Make sure the chat is paused.
Run the bookmarklet you just saved (this will also hide the chat textbox and header so it's not in the screenshot).
Open Web Console by typing Ctrl+Shift+K (Cmd+Opt+K if you're on Mac) and run this:
:screenshot --selector #screenshot-node
Save the screenshot.
#character ai#my post#there used to be a firefox extension that worked pretty good for this stuff but i can't find it anymore#i hope markdown on tumblr works this time it's always so broken on here#nope markdown is still broken on tumblr ughhhhh
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