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Neal keeps trying to be a good man and do the right thing and people keep making him do more crime!!!
#fucking he’ll#and because he’s Neal he can’t just go to Peter with everything#white collar#m speaks#m watches white collar
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BUCKY 👏🏼 BARNES 👏🏼 IS 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 A 👏🏼GODDAMN 👏🏼 SUPERVILLAIN 👏🏼 AND 👏🏼 HE 👏🏼 NEVER 👏🏼 WAS 👏🏼
#fucking he’ll#either is Yelena!#the fuck is this shit I’m seeing#I don’t think it’s true but still#fuck#if they kill Bucky off instead of him chilling with Sam again I’m#gonna riot#bucky barnes#thunderbolts
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No it’s okay…
I kind of always knew you weren’t going to love me for the rest of our lives anyway
…it’s..fine…
#lesbian#love#lesbian love#fucking hell#lgbt love#lesbian lgbt#lesbian shit#lesbian breakup#breaking up#breakups#lgbt breakup#fucking he’ll
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all I do is smoke cigarettes and go to work is this adulthood
#fucking he’ll#hello kitty#:3#I sent my 45 yr old coworker to qt with my card to grab me cigarettes during a rush
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#just learned that my way of tagging shit so I can literally just#find photos of legs or shoulders or whatever#comes off as thirsty#YEARS NOW#YEARS IVE BEEN DOING THIS#AND I HAD NO IDEA#I literally was just trying to have a tag system to find the photos again later based on whatever I remembered of the photos you guys#sometimes all I remember is he was on stage it was black and white#and his collarbones were really beautiful#so I search the collarbones tag#like omg I CANNOT BELIEVE I DIDNT KNOW I WAS AUTISTIC UNTIL RECENTLY#HOW HAVE I SURVIVED ALMOST 40 YEARS#THINKING I UNDERSTOOD THE WORLD AROUND ME#WHEN IT FEELS LIKE I LITERALLY UNDERSTAND ALMOST NOTHING#fucking he’ll#I’m so embarrassed
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nine hundred dollars rent and there’s not enough hot water for even a quarter of a fucking bath
#ejeindsjfheifheidn#my legs were sore i was looking forward to some epsom salts#nope and the drain plug is broken and filthy#now my hands smell like mold#blue rambles#i just#im working so much#and it’s still not enough#i mean it’ll never be enough but#fucking he’ll
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i’m done w instagram im done w pinterest im so done listening to the same songs im getting tired of reels i hate everything i despise everything i want to end it all
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i am choosing to believe u r in love w me bc there’s a free seat & u haven’t moved away
#this guy sitting next to me is kinda#am i a lesbian???????#fucking he’ll#just dandy thoughts#dandy.txt
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I think I’m allergic to this car
#my mom says the smell is probably in the air vents. I’ve been in it less than five minutes and I’m nauseous sniffling and teary#we can’t return it. we have a rental but that’s gonna last one more week max#two car crashes in three months and I’m allergic to the replacement#fucking he’ll#need to get my bike serviced so I can ride it instead of being in this thing
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just fucking end me~🎃
#please i’m begging#how am i supposed to exist in a world where HE exists being so pretty#fucking he’ll#he’s so gorgeous#just gonna go scream now it’s fine#it’s all good#whatever#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcr5#mcrmy#frnkie#my chemical romance#my chem
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#fucking he’ll#giant rooks are good song writers#daaaammmnnn#and I mean both lyrics and Melodie’s#jfc
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sometimes katsuki gets really dramatic (but let’s be fr when isn’t he) and acts like you ghosted him when you don’t respond to his texts in thirty minutes. not in a creepy way, just in a dramatic, needy way.
he’s not worried or anything, he checks his phone every few minutes to see if any texts from you have come in. it’s a force of habit, because you usually respond pretty quickly but after a while it gets a little weird. and then he sends you a text and another one and unconsciously he starts spamming you a bit. again, not in a creepy way. just an annoying needy whiny dramatic baby, way.
“what’s up, bakubro ? you keep checking your phone.” katsuki doesn’t look at kirishima, eyes glued to his phone when he just grunts out an “‘m fine.”
and then kaminari just has to open his big mouth. his voice playful as he speaks “uh oh, trouble in paradiseee~?” katsuki scoffs, telling the blonde to fuck off.
and he isn’t worried..not at all. until he thinks about it and maybe there was trouble in paradise ?? were you maybe ignoring him ? what’d he do ?
you look up from your notebook at the sound of your phone vibrating. oh, it’s katsuki ! you smile just seeing his contact pop up.
“hi, katsu !”
silence, no response. you try again.
“…hello ?”
you hear a scoff from the other end, and some shuffling before your boyfriend graces you with an answer. “look at your phone, you idiot.”
“hello, katsu.” you snort. “yeah, yeah. hi.” you can practically hear the roll of his eyes through the phone, you giggle and your boyfriend huffs through the speaker.
it’s then that you see the wall of texts from him “oh, did you text me ? my bad i was studying.”
there’s a faint sigh of relief “‘s fine.”
“were you worried ?” you tease.
“fuck no. just—“ a sudden pause then katsuki grumbles “answer my texts next time, moron. bye. don’t overdo it while studying or i’ll kill you.”
“meanie !” you giggle, and when he hangs up you send him a text.
we can study together next time, just so you don’t flip out again 💗😚
katsuki scoffs a mean laugh, then sends you a middle finger.
#..i thought about this at work do not perceiveee#i just love overdramatic suki i lub lub it#idk if this was even coherent im hungry for food and him#like i wanna eat him#worst case scenario he’ll pop up in your room and bother you /ask you wtf u were doing for so long#like nothing should stop you from talking to your loving doting perfect boyfriend fuck you#..now cuddle him#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugou katsuki x reader#bakugo fluff#bakugou imagine#bakugou x reader#katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou katsuki#cash speaks <3#bakugou katuski x reader#katsuki drabble#katsuki bakugou drabble#lbakugou katsuki x reader#bakugo katsuki x reader#katsuki x you#katsuki bakugo fluff#katsuki fluff#katsuki x y/n#bakugou fluff#katsuki bakugou x you#bakugou x fem!reader#bakugou x you#bakugou x y/n
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Belphie is such an interesting kitten, compared to the other two.
baby Grim presented some challenges, because she loved to destroy property (mostly climbing various shelves and mantles and knocking everything she could to the floor), she was mildly aggressive toward Marmaduke the family cat (she felt that at the ripe age of 4 months, she deserved to be king), and she was fairly aloof for a kitten, more into running about than cuddling. in most ways, she was like a tiny mafia boss.
Pangur I instantly soul-bonded with, because she was so sickly and pathetic. and neurotic, too - everything was scary to her, people, places and animals. she’d explore the house and play, but there was always an ‘expecting an eagle to swoop down and grab her’ energy.
now Belphie! he’s a healthy active boy with zero fear, and zero aggression, but (fortunately or unfortunately) someone cranked his Play button to maximum and then broke off the handle. he is either fast asleep, and the cutest kitten on earth, or racing about and flailing and climbing and pouncing. which means that he can’t be let outside the kitten room unsupervised yet, because his baby willpower is only so strong, and he will eventually break and start jumping on Pangur and Grim. so in a way, he’s the healthiest happiest cat I’ve ever had, but he’s also the most complicated, because he still has to spend most of his time jailed in the kitten room.
#I think he’ll be better with time#I already trained him out of jumping on my legs and back and making me bleed#and 6/10 times you can see he’s visibly restraining himself from fucking with the other cats#that used to be 1/10 times so we’re making progress!#but I wish he could be out free all the time 💀#usually when he’s jailed I’ll be in the kitten room with him doing work#but then I get pangur crying at the door bc she is a 12 year old infant
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Old (new.?) habits die hard ig
#little leo is jus. rolling w it bc y not#who even fucking cares anymore#sure his future son can hold his hand and yeah. he’ll read him bedtime stores#why the hell not#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt Casey jr#rottmnt future leo
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As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms
ANYWAYS
A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.
The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.
“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.
“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”
Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…
The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”
The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”
The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”
“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”
The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.
Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.
One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.
This… might require some phone calls.
#dpxdc#danny phantom crossover#meanwhile Danny. sitting on a giant marble slab that has the most ridiculous gag gifts a ghost could ever ask for#he’s just like Oh Sweet Cinnamon Rolls!#he would try to convince people to bring him nasty burger but while val has MOSTLY gotten over her vindictive anger at Phantom DOES decide#that she’s gonna be petty and add cilantro to everything#because Danny has the cilantro soap gene#jokes on her he’ll still eat it#Danny likes his little memorial in the grave. it helps settle him sometimes. also he’s gotten to know the security guards for the cemetery#they’re fun. a bit morbid. they LIKE his jokes so you can stuff it JAZZ#MEANWHILE the hero. Whomstever they are but like 90% of you are thinking either batfam or Justice league#are having just. a TOUCH of a crisis#now they gotta figure out where the kid and his mom are from without either of them figuring out#dealer’s choice on what the GIW and why Amity Park isn’t on the radar#I’ll add my two cents bc when don’t I but I’m by and large not like… dictating this? anyways#I like making the GIW just a BIT more incompetent or just having some massive flaws as an organizational group#so they keep forgetting to tell people to not LEAVE and to keep quiet#average amity Parker if the GIW tried this anyways: aw that’s cute. anyways-#and if it’s dc I guess you need to figure out how the jl never found out. so#i mean there’s a LOT of heroes and cities in dc#and amity park is just lost to the noise or. bc Fenton bad luck#every time Danny tried to call. the jl had some insane disaster and or their systems were down#he eventually figured he might actually be cursed- jury’s still out on that -and he’s saving lives by just handling it himself#he can handle rhe metaphorical mega thunderstorms if it means he doesn’t accidentally summon a fucking tsunami to hit the planet ya know?#the kid and the mom have no idea that what they said was Odd#they are just so used to it. amity park already was using death puns and had an. interesting history and relation with death#even BEFORE there was a dead kid flying around in his white gogo boots
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