#fucking he’ll

[thieves-never-say-die]

Neal keeps trying to be a good man and do the right thing and people keep making him do more crime!!!

[wonderlandmind4]

BUCKY 👏🏼 BARNES 👏🏼 IS 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 A 👏🏼GODDAMN 👏🏼 SUPERVILLAIN 👏🏼 AND 👏🏼 HE 👏🏼 NEVER 👏🏼 WAS 👏🏼

[fckenjournal]

No it’s okay…

I kind of always knew you weren’t going to love me for the rest of our lives anyway

…it’s..fine…

[violettone]

all I do is smoke cigarettes and go to work is this adulthood

[lululawrence]

X

[elvencantation]

nine hundred dollars rent and there’s not enough hot water for even a quarter of a fucking bath

[fiftyfourstuff]

i’m done w instagram im done w pinterest im so done listening to the same songs im getting tired of reels i hate everything i despise everything i want to end it all

[slowdive1994]

oh em gee i can finally relate to rockland

[maximilianthequeer]

hello my lovely tumblr vault. My ex has an old private account, he hadn’t logged in for like a year, that had tons of old pictures of us on it, it was like his fan account for me (his description) Yesterday he took all of our pictures down and renamed the account. We broke up like 6 weeks ago and this has really done me in honestly. He doesn’t want me back

[frnkiebby]

just fucking end me~🎃

[jamiegeode]

I think I’m allergic to this car

[caralara]

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[mctoews]

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

sometimes katsuki gets really dramatic (but let’s be fr when isn’t he) and acts like you ghosted him when you don’t respond to his texts in thirty minutes. not in a creepy way, just in a dramatic, needy way.

he’s not worried or anything, he checks his phone every few minutes to see if any texts from you have come in. it’s a force of habit, because you usually respond pretty quickly but after a while it gets a little weird. and then he sends you a text and another one and unconsciously he starts spamming you a bit. again, not in a creepy way. just an annoying needy whiny dramatic baby, way.

“what’s up, bakubro ? you keep checking your phone.” katsuki doesn’t look at kirishima, eyes glued to his phone when he just grunts out an “‘m fine.”

and then kaminari just has to open his big mouth. his voice playful as he speaks “uh oh, trouble in paradiseee~?” katsuki scoffs, telling the blonde to fuck off.

and he isn’t worried..not at all. until he thinks about it and maybe there was trouble in paradise ?? were you maybe ignoring him ? what’d he do ?

you look up from your notebook at the sound of your phone vibrating. oh, it’s katsuki ! you smile just seeing his contact pop up.

“hi, katsu !”

silence, no response. you try again.

“…hello ?”

you hear a scoff from the other end, and some shuffling before your boyfriend graces you with an answer. “look at your phone, you idiot.”

“hello, katsu.” you snort. “yeah, yeah. hi.” you can practically hear the roll of his eyes through the phone, you giggle and your boyfriend huffs through the speaker.

it’s then that you see the wall of texts from him “oh, did you text me ? my bad i was studying.”

there’s a faint sigh of relief “‘s fine.”

“were you worried ?” you tease.

“fuck no. just—“ a sudden pause then katsuki grumbles “answer my texts next time, moron. bye. don’t overdo it while studying or i’ll kill you.”

“meanie !” you giggle, and when he hangs up you send him a text.

we can study together next time, just so you don’t flip out again 💗😚

katsuki scoffs a mean laugh, then sends you a middle finger.

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphie is such an interesting kitten, compared to the other two.

baby Grim presented some challenges, because she loved to destroy property (mostly climbing various shelves and mantles and knocking everything she could to the floor), she was mildly aggressive toward Marmaduke the family cat (she felt that at the ripe age of 4 months, she deserved to be king), and she was fairly aloof for a kitten, more into running about than cuddling. in most ways, she was like a tiny mafia boss.

Pangur I instantly soul-bonded with, because she was so sickly and pathetic. and neurotic, too - everything was scary to her, people, places and animals. she’d explore the house and play, but there was always an ‘expecting an eagle to swoop down and grab her’ energy.

now Belphie! he’s a healthy active boy with zero fear, and zero aggression, but (fortunately or unfortunately) someone cranked his Play button to maximum and then broke off the handle. he is either fast asleep, and the cutest kitten on earth, or racing about and flailing and climbing and pouncing. which means that he can’t be let outside the kitten room unsupervised yet, because his baby willpower is only so strong, and he will eventually break and start jumping on Pangur and Grim. so in a way, he’s the healthiest happiest cat I’ve ever had, but he’s also the most complicated, because he still has to spend most of his time jailed in the kitten room.

[slowdive1994]

i am choosing to believe u r in love w me bc there’s a free seat & u haven’t moved away