#nooooo that would be so bad haha

[claitea]

whoa guys did you see the new cards i really want alto's full art!!

made with this site! art without the text under the cut :D

[kyxhiin]

Captain Marvel gets Road rage (well space rage?)

Hi guys, I know I said I'll be taking a break. But with all these idea's I just can't, also my mood has improved quite a bit from my mom's words. And also I catcher a really bad cold today and didn't have school suppressing my ideas! I know it's only been a day but I've made the decision to post but not as much as I used to. So I'll just continue on with the post!

Captain Marvel aka Billy gets intense rage from small things, rather then really big things. So he tweaks out alot on the smaller possible things. (WonderJanga post ref.)

And so by that the JL has never caught onto him. So they all thought it would've been a great idea to let Cap drive the space ship during a particularly rough traffic. (Don't know how you get traffic in space but so on forth.) He's a great guy! He teaches the Young justice members how to ride the ship! And he has mentioned more than once of him owning a plane. So the JL assumed his civilian job was a pilot. I mean, what could go wrong?

Batman, catching up on some important things as he sits in the Co-pilot seat. Robin right beside him reading an animal encyclopedia. Captain Marvel with his wide smile on the traffic waiting for whatever mess happened to be disputed.

Broodman notices alot of time has passed, when he checked the clock. A heckling 5 hours have passed and they still haven't moved. He raised his head to see how Captain was holding up.

Oddly enough.. He still had that big old smile, but something. Something was wrong, the normal smile who would butter anybody up has been replaced by an uncomfortably forced and tired one. His once excited face, has become pink-ish with pent up something he assumed? And he was just so sure that there was this big pulsing vein on Marvel's forehead.

Batman: Captain. Are you alright? You seek quite drained.

Captain Marvel in a really passive aggressively annoyed voice: Oh Haha? Really? I'm fine Mr.Batman. I'm totally fine!

Robin: Tt you're obviously lying. A flushed face, bulging stress veins, the way you grip the steering wheel. You're mad, even an idiot can decipher that.

Captain Marvel: ME? MAD HAHA NOOOOO...

Batman: Captain. You're clearly agitated, do you need a break?

Captain Marvel now losing it: ME??? A BREAK?? IT'S THESE FUGGLING IDIOTS WHO NEED A BREAK NOT ME? THESE SON OF A LEECHES BETTER MOVE BEFORE I FREAKING CRASH INTO THEM!

Captain Marvel pressing the accelerator flying over the other ships so fast that it caused a turbulence in the other area's of the ship, which included in everyone falling to their knees and wondering what the hell is going on.

Captain Marvel with a maniacal smile: HAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU MOTHER FLIPPING BLEEPERS!

Batman, his hand reaching out to Marvel: Marvel, stop!

Captain Marvel, now realizing who he just did: Oh.. I'm so sorry Mr. Batman sir I really didn't mean to lose my temper like that. I'll do anything to make up for that..

Robin who's now staring directly at Cap' with a shocked expression: Wow..

When they all looked back to see where they were, to their luck. They were right next to the place where they were trying to go.

When Batman told the Justive League this they never believed him, for like the first time ever. He's now sure of it, cap hides his true self around everybody. But, he still managed to keep his no swearing policy intact right?

And Robin refused to back up Bruce's story, with a new found respect for the Captain. He let him pet Alfred the cat for 2 whole seconds.

[yamujiburo]

The longer ideas (which I may or may not do):

Prof Oak reassures Delia that Seviper is a tame submissive snek and then immediately provokes it into attacking him (actually that would make a cute comic, you can have it if you like)

(Early relationship) Delia finds out Jessie made James trade Victreebel away and it causes a fight between the two girlfriends

Ash needs to learn how to shave but Jessie can't teach him, cue her searching for someone who can while also worrying about parenthood in general (working on this between other projects)

Prof Oak's Charizard, who he's had since boyhood (see Celebi Voice of the Forest) is dying and Jessie has to navigate that situation (end of life care, funeral/disposal arrangements) as a Pokémon nurse

The others are shippy/nsfw/drifting further from the established canon of your AU so I'm leaving them out haha. I'm working on three things at once right now. But this really is a rich little AU and very inspiring.

I may just do that, that's hilarious

Ooooh you've mentioned that one to me before! Love that idea. I feel like I never really shown the two of them fighting. I feel like I'm so bad at writing a good argument

AWWWWW. "Stressed out, doing her best" Jessie is my favorite Jessie

OH NOOOOO SADDDDD BUT I LOVEEEEE

I'll poke you about the other ideas too bc I'm curious hehehe. And right?? This ship has so much potential!!!!

[cutielights]

Hello! Can i please request pure wholesome young sister!reader who has the good luck gift?and she use it to help her family out in anyway.

Hc, one-shot... Anything you want.

It's like; When reader just pat her brother's head while they play gacha game *BOOM* all they roll - temporarily - is nothing less then rare characters and weapons...etc.

Y E S

Haha, and again, I write g/n readers with no gender in mind. Bc for ages I avoided F! Readers like the plague and still kinda do

@snipersiniora @moonchhu TAG LIST

Lucky! Sibling

When all of your brothers powers began manifesting, you were really disappointed, it seemed like you hadn’t gotten anything from these “mystic weapons”

It wasn’t a big deal or anything, but it did make you feel left out. But hey, at least you’re in the same boat as Dee right? Except, he hadn’t picked a weapon and kept his Tech Bō…

But that’s fiiineeee, everything is fiinnneee, don’t panic. Don’t panic. D O N ‘ T P A N I C

Yeah… you were pretty miserable about it for a while. But hey! At least you can be happy for your brothers, that’s not so bad, especially watching Leo try to open portals.

“Nardo, I’d love it if you had a portal right about now-“

“I’m WORKING on it!” And there it was, a big portal, in no time at all.

“Wow you’re getting good at this.”

And that was just the start of everything

“Aww come on! Raph can’t jump that high!”

“Yes you can! I believe in you!” :D

And would you know it? He made it by the skin of his teeth

“Nooooo, I need it to drop an Ultra Legendary, not a stupid normal Legendary.”

“This next one might be.”

“Oh would you look at that.”

It took Donnie inventing the mystic lenses on his goggles for everyone to finally catch on to what was going on, including yourself

“You’re kidding right?”

“Dearest ___, would I use a faulty piece of technology? Let alone make it myself?”

“Yes.”

“Scoff! Rude.”

“Woaahhhh! You have to come out painting with me! Every single one will look perfect, AND we won’t be seen by humans!”

Learning how to make things more or less in people’s favour is fun, but you seem to struggle making it happen for yourself. On purpose at least

“Oh that worked? I mean, of course it did, I am amazing and super great at using my mystical powers.”

<3 thanks for the request cutie

[afurtivecake]

I had a thought and it's, what if Sarcean choosing to be reborn with Anharion was a way of giving themselves a second chance to do things better - to do things right?

Maybe Sarcean didn't actually try that hard to get Anharion on side through normal means because because he never believed Anharion would ever stand by him willingly, let alone break his vows for him or return his feelings. Maybe he made the bad choice to get Anharion by force and coercion, the same way he got everything else, because he thought it wasn't as if he ever had a hope that he'd be able to have Anharion by his side any other way.

And maybe Anharion was actually reeeeaaally fucking into Sarcean the whole time, but chooses duty instead of his feelings. (I don't think we can entirely dismiss James' feelings for Will as a product of the collar and Sarcean and Anharion's master/servant relationship. I think James' genuine feelings for Will are genuine and may be a reflection of Anharion's true feelings.) Maybe in that life, he'd never be able forgive Sarcean after what he did, but he still felt something for him. Perhaps, if Sarcean had given Anharion an actual choice, (instead of being like, "What if I staged a coup and made you my queen? haha jkjk....unless 👀....haha nvm) Anharion might have chosen to follow him willingly.

So what if Sarcean and Anharion only figure out when things are coming to an end that maybe, in another life, under different circumstances, they could have made different choices and things could have been different between them? Maybe Sarcean chooses to bet on a long shot, that maybe in another time, in a different world, they would find each other and be good to each other.

-Which would make it peak comedy, that James/Anharion, is immediately certain upon meeting Will that he NEEDS to get this man into his bed ASAP. Meanwhile, Will/Sarcean goes in the other direction and is like, "nooooo >___< i need to resist the urge to bed this man at all costs (out of respect)".

[saltlickmp3]

☕how the writers delt with river song

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THEY DID MY GIRL SO DIRTY there are so many. good river song moments. and there are so manythat make me want to tear a strip off steven moffat like every goddamn episode with her they have to make some obnoxious sex joke or some Honey Im Home type shit & i understand this is like. A Moffat Theme & i dont always hate it but goddddd its so reductive like there is so much!!!! that could be done with her character !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is overshadowed by haha what if she was sexy like STOPPPPPPPPPPPP.

like silence in the library was a really good character lead in & i like her!!! as a character !!!! even the overly flirtatiousness unfortunately that would work on me but even aside from that. she is a good character let down but the sheer pull-it-out-of-your-ass writing of her backstory. like?? she could regenerate cos she was conceived in the tardis okay thats really cool much weirder stuff has happened when it comes to tardises & making babies but then WE SeE THIS FOR LIKE. ONE OR TWO EPISODES BEFORE THEYRE LIKE WHOOPS THAT DOESNT WORK ACTUALLY COS SHE'S DEAD UHHH SHE BETTER UHMM IDK SAVE TH E DOCTOR OR SOMETHING WHATEVER> COS HER ENTIRE LIFE HAS TO REVOLVE AROUND HIM. HASHTAG MARRIAGE AMIRITE like even the fact that her entire life was shaped around him isnt a Bad Idea it just feels like no one considered the tragic impies (implications) of this, & simultaneously doing amy so dirty in the process as well like??? she loses baby mels & then discovers she was her (never previously mentioned) childhood friend but then she uhhhh dies & turns into this woman you already know and them????? barely eveer mention it again???? holy shit?????????????????????? amy & river is a freaking horror story but one that the writers seem imcapable of dealing with because sOMEONE is too busy making obnoxious jokes about married life

a lot of thsi is specific to the General Vibes of the eleven era stuff as well which was in general so so weird about women & while its not like twelve or any of teh other doctors are expemt from this eleven is a massive dick to people quite a bit & a lot of this falls on river b/c he is seemingly (iirc i havent seen some of this stuff for a while though it Haunts Me) almost careless? with her? like a sort of 'welllllll she's here now so it was all okay in the end :)' sort of attitude ignoring that she went through A Fuckton Of Stuff before she was even a concious human(mostly??) being

even the husbands of river song is tragically guilty of some of that stuff like. she's seen some wild shit & she should have known it was twelve wayyyyyy way way quicker. like i understand why she didnt for plot reasons but she is in fact very intellegent like. she's allowed to show that. unfortunatley sometimes women cant be smart & have their boobs out at that same time I GUESSSSSSSSS

also the nine & river audios from earlier this year? i really like archipelago i listened to that a couple of times & i thought it was really powerful but AGAIN the writers make river So Fucking Obsessed With Romance like. you'd let it go by that point. nine had literally just proved he's the most aro guy in the universe (good for him) and shes stillllllll flirting at him. which. imo she wouldnt do anymore because, shock horror, she does actually like him as a person & values his company and you would think you would be friends wit hthe guy YOU ARE GONG TO MARRY OR WHATEVER. NOT THAT THEIR MARRIAGE WAS PARTICULARLY ROMANTIC EITHERIM GONNA BE SO REAL. obviously sex is important to her & good for her but yikes. it doesnt need to be mentioned so often.

like its the whole 'inherent tragedy of waiting for a time traveller' stuff which i do eat up every time meeting her in silence of the library & knowong that there is so much more there - VERY COMPELLING !! really good character intro augahagaauuaajaaajahhahahahhhh but nooooo her Entire Fucking Goddman Life has to revolve around being manipulated & The Doctor AS WELL AS !! the completely uncalled for ohhhh im a PSYCHOPATH ( <- unfounded & demonstrably untrue lowkey this is saneism right. thats an ableism there yes? ) thing they alllwaysssss have her say like well!! shes not !! theres 'youre talking about commiting a murder'/'no im not, i'm actually commiting a murder' which i like & is funny & she would say that and then theres teh vauge oooohhhhh im so Freaky & I Have A Gun or whatevr like augsugsaihuahahaouoauauoouauoauoauoauuo

also twelve & river had freaky t4t bi4bi aroallo sex after the end of husbands of river song but no actual dw writer is enlightened enough to see that because they have to flatten her into The Doctors Wife & she would have had a far better dynamic with 12 than with 11 (not that i'm biased) i wish they got more time togetherrrrrrrrrrr also you should listen to the bekdel test (diary of river song audio with missy)

[reinanova]

dead boy detectives ep 5 live blogging reactions

cmon charles read the room. (also you’re in love with edwin stop pretending to be straight)

yasss girl dump his ass (also you’re alive he’s dead idk why you thought this would work out)

oh shit the secret admirer is the librarian no fucking way not me thinking it was gonna be the witch or something

nothing says love like kicking an undead social worker off a cliff amiright charles?

oh yeah, real professional, falling in love with your best friend. also thank fucking god they (charles and crystal) didn’t have sex bcuz that would’ve been some bullshit

JUST. CONFESS. YOUR. LOVE. ALREADY. DAMMIT

oh yeah dragon mascot gesturing at a girl standing alone to follow it. yeah not creepy at all

edwin’s obviousness to gay things is sending me lmao

haha YES the boys haunting the shit out of twitchy ritchie

“can you unlock it?” proceeds to beat the shit out of the box

i’m with you edwin. i too am overwhelmed by the emotions of the day

LETS GO LESBIANS

wait no she’s a creepy and crazy stalker nooooo jenny deserves a nice woman to love her

oh yeah maxine is off the rails creepy crazy stalker murderer lady

FUCK YEAH DETECTIVE BOYS KILL THST BITCH. wait no if they’re with the bitch boys. so who??? who killed maxine? i would like to thank them. bcuz she didn’t slip right? she was pushed

jenny deserves the world i’m so sad it was a creepy stalker instead of a nice woman for her to love

charles you ARE good 🥺🥺🥺

and then edwin making him feel better 🥹🥹🥹

now KISS

omg i thought charles actually was going in for a kiss but no it was a hug. but hey i’ll take it for now. For Now

ohhhhh edwin’s falling in love for real for real. and he’s starting to realize it!!!

you tell him crystal!! also fuck that guy david is the Worst

i hope edwin lets monty down and tells him to fuck off. HELL FUCKING YEAH. dump his ass even tho you were never dating in the first place

feelings??? 👀👀👀 gay feelings???? 👀👀👀 of love???? 👀👀👀👀 for your best friend???? 👀👀👀👀

wait wUT

FUCKING TELL HIM EDWIN (poor monty. i don’t feel that bad for him tho)

but he’s talking about charles right? RIGHT???

[misseviehyde]

BIG CUCK

"OMG - dude, our bully has turned me into a perfect physical copy of your hot girlfriend Jenna. Why the fuck would he do that to me? I'm your best-friend and he does this to me?

He must be up to something evil. That asshole is so manipulative and evil. He loves to play games.

He's been trying to get Jenna to sleep with him for months but she loves you too much. We can both see that she has real chemistry with Aaron and she's come so close to fucking him, but her love and loyalty to you is the only thing stopping her.

Now he's used the magic remote to copy her exactly onto me. I have her tits, her long blonde hair... even her sexy tan. Oooh shit, that's not all I have. This thing has copied her personality and desires onto me - they're starting to catch up with me. I can feel my mind changing.

Dude, I feel so fucking pretty and spoiled. My skin feels like buttermilk and my body is so tiny and perfect. Ooooh, I feel like totally feminine and girly. Jenna's personality fits like soooo nicely over my own.

I can even feel an echo of her love for you growing in my heart. Oh my God, I fucking love you. I love you so damn much.

Oh shit, here comes Aaron. Don't worry baby, I won't let that asshole hurt you.

What the fuck do you want you bastard? Why have you turned me into Jenna?

You're going to make him enjoy being a cuckold so that he'll encourage the real Jenna to fuck you? No... that's evil, and it won't work. Jenna loves him and so do I.

What do you mean you're gonna corrupt me so I love you instead and I become an evil whore? Nooooo, don't ugghhh point that remote at me... ahhhh fuck what are you doing?

Ugggh dude, you have to get out of here... he's melting my brain... making me uuuuuhhhhhh slutty and mean. I... I... I'm trying to fight it, but it feels so good. I can feel Jenna's love for you being, uuuugghhh twisted and corrupted into something wicked.

Ohhhh fuck, yessss, I like boys. Nnnn nooo I like MEN. Alpha Men. N...nooo that isn't right is it? Mmmmh, it feels kinda right though.

Ohhhh no he's making me bad and I can't ughhhh fight it. Twisting my sexuality and my mind. He's making me into evil-Jenna and I like it.

Mmmmh, yessss... only big cock will satisfy me. Only bullies make me WET. I'm a bully too? I am? Oh yeah, of course I am. I love being better than other girls. Yessss, I'm a fucking BITCH. I fucking dominate other girls. I dress like a fucking bitch, I AM a BITCH!

Hahah, ohhhh fuck this feels good. To have this smoking hot body... tight and smooth, feminine and powerful. To know men lust and desire after me. No one can understand why I'm dating such a pathetic loser for a boyfriend. Even I can't unders...

I... oh yeah of course. I date you because you're pathetic and weak. You're SO in love with me and think I'm an angel. I use you to get what I want. You pay for my clothes and my makeup. You give me lifts and cook me dinner. You even do my homework for me. But the truth is I fucking h... hate you.

Ugggh, noooo that isn't mmmmmh right, I lll..lllov... NO. NO, I can't fight it. It feels too good when I say it. I... I HATE you. I fucking hate what a weak pathetic loser you are, but it makes me wet to date you and enslave you and fuck other men. Better men.

Men like Aaron. Yeah, that's right. I like his big fat cock and his bullying attitude. He turns me on... he makes me wanna be a slut for him.

And you like it too don't you loser? You know I'm not the real Jenna, but this is how she really feels. Deep down inside she despises you and uses you to get what she wants. But really she wants to fuck other boys and you want her too.

The thought of being a cuck excites you doesn't it? Of kneeling between my legs and licking Aaron's cum out of my tight pussy. You wanna watch him fuck me. You wanna see me fucking scream and cum all over his cock.

He can pound me in ways you never could. You can only last a few seconds inside me, he can go for hours. HAHA ohhhh fuck yes, it makes me so horny to be evil to you. I love what a bitch I am.

Now then loser are you ready to watch Aaron put his strong hands all over my tight body. He's gonna bend me over, pull my panties to one side and slide that big dick into my tight little pussy.

I'm gonna fucking ride him for hours, pumping my pussy up and down on his cock. I'm gonna suck his balls and swallow his cock deep down my pretty throat. I'm gonna make you watch as he fucks me doggy, then lets me ride cowgirl. Every position, every possible type of sex - he's gonna show you how much better he is than you.

When he's done and I'm dripping with his cum, you'll never forget how hot I look - how happy and satisfied. When you see the real Jenna you'll not be able to stop thinking about her covered in Aaron's spunk. You'll do anything to help her become like me. You want to see the evil-Jenna take control.

This is the beginning of your addiction. Now get ready loser - because it's time for Jenna to get railed.

I can't wait for you to become a big cuck as I take this big cock...

[mr-walkingrainbow]

TORALEI ANGST LORE DROP???

TORALEIS FINALLY IN FUCKING THERAPY WAHOOOOOO!

NOOOOO ITS FAMILY THERAPY MEANING SHE HAS TO SEE HER FUCKING NIGHTMARE OF AN ABUSIVE ASS MOTHER. IT ALSO PROBABLY MEANS SHES GETTING RETRAUMATIZED NEARLY EVERY FUCKING TIME

COME ON CLAWDEEN WHY ARENT YOU LOVING YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!?!

THE REFORM CENTER FOR BEASTIE BADDIES?!! THE FUCK DID THEY JUST COMBINE JAIL. A MENTAL HOSPITAL. ALCOHOL ANONYMOUS AND CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES ALL INTO ONE ?!

ALSO? CATARINAS ALIVE? THATS UH? Not bad I guess? This is literally the first confirmation we’ve gotten that she survived the finale. So uh. That’s good I guess. Somewhat. HAHA ALOWS ME TO TORTURE TORALEI MORE IN FANFICS HAHAHAHAHAH!

I’m literally in love with this so fucking much. But really. Come on. The society could do better. Get toralei in individualized therapy. Catarina should be in rehab WAY longer then she’s been before they even initiate such type of conjoined therapy. Operating under basic guidelines. They can allow supervised visits between mother and daughter but they shouldn’t be in something like therapy till the mom’s somewhat proven/served time that allows them to see she’s headed on the right path. Not to mention they’d BOTH be in individualized therapy as well. It wouldn’t just be family therapy like this. Also. I love that Toralei got to stay at the Wolfs house. But??? What the fuck was CPS thinking? They’d never put a child with a random family who has no foster care license when she has ALIVE AND WELCOMING NEXT OF KIN. Toralei literally could have stayed with the weretwins and her aunt/Uncle. Like??? The cousins ADORE her! (Too a concerning agree. Don’t get me wrong I love their relationship. But Persephones treating dissapointing toralei like it’s life or death. I could somewhat understand that panic for a parent. But it’s somewhat unhealthy for a cousin. Although it’s not completely odd. I know I’d be destroyed if I ever dissapointed my older cousin who I look up too. I feel like it’s somewhat like that?)

Anywho. I LOVE how supportive Meowlody and Pursephony are with toralei and family therapy. They don’t judge her. And they don’t judge their aunt. Just tell her to say hi for them. They offer unwavering support and with how much Toraleis currently getting I’d say it’s dearly needed.

also. Not related but I LOVE Meowlody having adhd. I have adhd and I connected with her SO FUCKING MUCH in this episode. Jsut in this clip. Her volume control and excitement about the ‘wrong things’ just is so relatable. Her being confident but also somewhat not confident about a list of tasks. Practically begging her sister to realize she really did listen but it’s so hard to remember and things get confused and to show that we DO have good memory! We just see it in different ways! God. Amazing. My only thing is I wish she would have audibly confirmed it. Like we know they had Twyla verbally say she’s autistic. Why couldn’t they do that for adhd? It’s odd but I’ve never actually seen it verbally stated in tv before.

anywho uh- I’m gonna be writing so much fucking toralei angst so yall should be on the lookout!

AND YO THAT OPERETTA GENERATION ONE REFERENCE WAS UNHINGED I LOVE IT

And yo was that a hint of FUCKING YARN SALT AKA MEOWLODY X BARKIMEDES I SAW???

[stillaclownlol]

Oh nooooo somebody stole my Aidlyn/Ashden headcanons so now I have to write more ... ✨️

(SORRY IM SPAMMING THE TAG 😭😭😭)

Some of these are based on my dad because he has bpd and he really reminds me of Aiden.

-His sense of humor is so broken like. Probably makes "that's what she said" and "your mom" jokes. Ash thinks he is the unfunniest person alive 🤡 and she STILL laughs at him (but never when he's trying to be funny). I think he'd be on Vine a lot lmao. He would laugh at that video of the bread slice falling over no cap.

-Aiden Clark, Professional Doomscroller. Maybe an itty bitty bit addicted to social media cuz "omg easy dopamine hit" even if he doesn't post a lot. Would prolly be chronically on TikTok if he was a teen today 🤡 Ash WILL steal his phone and hide it so they can "do something productive" (which alternates between her trying to teach him basic life skills to him falling out of a tree because they went outside for five minutes)

-her parents also gave him a truly awful shovel talk. He came out of it, kneeled in front of her, and said if he broke her heart to kill him before her parents did 💖 Tyler and him bond about their "scary in laws", although he has a better relationship with Mike and Emma than Tyler does with Mary and James 🤡

-convinced her to go to prom because "free food" and managed to wrangle out a slow-dance from her. He already likes dancing, SHE likes dancing...he wants to dance together ^_^

-She really likes his normal smile, when he's not forcing it. He takes good care of his teeth, so he's got a real bright smile :)

-Aiden tried to teach her how to skateboard a few times. She can...stand on it without falling off and roll around, but no tricks lol. Ash still thinks it was just an excuse for him to grab her hands or waist while she was balancing.

-Some problems in the relationship: they are not very good at communicating how they feel, so there's a lot of misunderstandings between them unless the gang intervenes haha ":D Sometimes Ash feels very suffocated by him and she really dislikes his apathy towards himself, and Aiden sometimes feels like Ash doesn't care about him nearly as much as he cares about her.

-his depressive episodes alternate between "I'm just gonna lie here and hope I die" to "actively trying to self destruct", sometimes he might go on a binge (overdosing on his meds, and when he's older he might sometimes drink too much or go on really dangerous joy rides, he's an awful driver), they really freak Ash out :( Recovery is a very long road with no end destination. She's trying to get better at reassuring him and he's trying to...just get better.

-both of them suck at remembering their anniversary 🤡 Aiden is a littleeeee bit better

-They have a knife collection they share ❤️

-he has her as "love of my life 💖✨️😍" on his phone contacts and has a special ringtone for her and everything. Absolutely not embarrassed about it, Ash...definitely is 💀 (she has him as "Aiden")

-sends her really bad poetry he wrote for her because writing his feelings down by himself is easier than saying it in the moment. Ash keeps all of them in a shoebox in her closet.

-she's not really good with touching and stuff but she feels better touching him, like a good stim. Really likes holding his face (no eye contact). Also enjoys him holding her hand.

-Secretly a little insecure about how she looks. She has never really thought about it before because she never cared about it, but now, in a relationship, she's kinda self conscious about him perceiving (read: constantly staring) her. She's very short and thin (even with muscles from ballet and training) and feels like a "late bloomer." Aiden thinks she's the closest thing to physical perfection that exists and will tell her this constantly ^_^

-She actually likes how he smells (grâce à: his really expensive soap lmao) but she would die before telling him lol

-The first time she kissed him her brain kinda shut off and she just squished their faces together while puffing her cheeks up. He bust out laughing and completely murdered the mood 💀 They'll figure it out...eventually

[merakiui]

Not me thinking abt your time loop post and thinking "haha what if Azul was the one causing all these loops cause he knows ur gonna die the day after you two had your hook ups" like NOOOOO he has been crushing on u all this time too :(( it's not fair if u die when ur relationship just somewhat started.

So naturally, man does the impossible and mess with the time, so now ur just stuck in these loops wondering why and how, while Azul in the background is just (subtly) tryin (and failin) to keep u from dying everytime. Some kind of Kagerou Daze twist, if u will :))

AAAAAA DOOMED ROMANCE WITH ZUZU....... T_T and with a Kagerou Daze twist... omg the pain. :( Azul would drive himself crazy trying to find a way to keep you from dying so that the both of you can live happily ever after. Maybe at some point he stops treating your death as a bad thing and begins to appreciate it because it means in every loop you will be his and his alone. So rather than trying to save you, he starts finding ways to do the most in the single day he has with you so that in every loop he can accomplish the things he's always wanted to do with you. It's so tragic, but to Azul this is peak romance. >_<

OMG AND CAN YOU IMAGINE YOU MEET SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY BREAKS THE TIME LOOP OR THREATENS TO BREAK IT........... my heart says it's Riddle, who is also destined to die, but you save him and now suddenly Azul realizes he's about to lose all of the hard work he's been doing throughout each loop, so now he has to kill you and Riddle, otherwise the loop will end and everything will be ruined!!!! But this now traps Riddle in the loop and so it's this horrible cycle of Azul trying to keep up his loop with you while you're trying to save Riddle.

Or maybe it's Leona...... :O essentially, Azul can't have nice things. Not even a single good day in a time loop with you. </3

[independent-fics]

Inde watches “The Tower Job”

Leverage Redemption 1x04

The description warns about recent events affecting the viewers and if I remember correctly when redemption first aired it was right around the Miami(?) apartment collapse. Dang. 

Listen let Harry take initiative on this one okay.

“So she thinks she has taste” I love you Breanna

I love Parker dropping in more

And Breanna just being like I can just have the plans? She wants to steal so bad

Ahhhhh I love Eliot and Parker standing so close. And the klingon I can’t those nerds and the smile Parker has hehehe now Eliot’s grumpy again and she loves it

10 million hurts my brain too Breanna

Eliot’s head shake at her French hahaha I love them

Why is the wife and driver giving affair

“Because my American accent is better than yours” honestly I wanna explore Parker’s language mannerisms (? Idk if that’s the word I’m looking for)

Harry I love your enthusiasm. There isn’t rules just guidelines haha

Also Sophie’s fit is so nice

Parker I too am uncomfortable in business clothes

Idk which pair is having more fun Harry and Sophie being annoying or Eliot and Breanna destroying things

Off brand European tranquilizers goodness gracious

Nooooo Harry not you being in on the first lawsuit

“Your screwups make me look good” once again Breanna I love you

“The man’s trying to make amends I respect that” ugh Eliot my heart

Parker once again on the ceiling I love you. Reminded of Hardison always finding her places with rafters

Oooo Eliot love you suggesting the play of the con

Love Breanna and Harry being newbies supporting each other

The way I screamed with Breanna’s character

I love them all supporting Breanna’s art and then just Eliot’s “WHERE.” I LOVE THEM

Mrs Crawlys “I did a year at college of art” is like my “I did a study abroad” 😭 I’m sorry but I get her

Love Harry and contract law hehehe

“We never say no to parties” I love her and how foreboding that sounded and now I’m thinking about every other party the original leverage team invaded hehehe

Oh goodness not Parker knocking Breanna out hahaha but love Eliot helping her up. I’m only four episodes in but I’m desperate for new team old team bonding

Harry and Parker begging for the safe I love them

Eliot absolutely hating the kissing up he just had to do hahah I love him

THERE IS AN AFFAIR

Not Eliot’s lack of tipping annoyance reminded hahaha

Okay I am loving learning more about Harry and the changes he’s making. I get the doing your job and doing it well because who doesn’t want to do that but then realizing it’s not something that you want to be doing.

“We’re not heroes. We’re just necessary”

“ Sophie Parker Hardison and Nathan ford showed me there was another way” ugh Eliot my beloved but HA PARKER IN THE BOX

Wait I love Parker’s fit

Lil Bucky hehehe

“Wow Harry was a good bad guy” yeah Breanna he was I might be taking notes because I gotta retire one day

“I’ll go find some chopsticks” girl

I am also taking notes from Breanna dang

HARRY KEEP IT TOGETHER

“And you’re not graded on a curve Mrs Casey” dang

Oh gosh nvm as someone who also sometimes experiences vertigo get that remote away from me

I love Sophie narrating this whole thing as a show

Breanna putting on the headphones with that evil smile I love haha

BREANNA YES I TOO AM A CHEERLEADER WHEN ELIOT FIGHTS I love her enthusiasm so much and narrating. Eliot don’t deny it you’re flipping the sticks to show off

As much as I love leverage they do have a couple of iffy episodes where they really cause some trauma like wow I’m rooting for Harry rn

That chute thing would terrify me but I love that Parker is loving it

Love them buying the tower

Gosh the change in Harry from being in the first lawsuit to protecting the victims in the next

“It’s not every day someone gets a little piece of their soul back” ugh this was good

[duckymcdoorknob]

𝓣𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓸𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓭𝓪𝔂 11: 𝓑𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓼/𝓝𝓲𝓫𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓼

FIRST ONE PIECE FIC EVER LESGOOOOO

HEHE LUFFY MY GOOBY

I WANTED TO TRY TO KEEP ZORO IN CHARACTER SO SORRY IF ITS INNACURATE

IM GONNA MAKE IT YALL IDC IM GONNA GET THESE WRITTEN

Tags: @chrimsss @switch-writer @giggly-squiggily @trrickytickle

—ngl this do have tickles under the cut—

If there was one thing that bothered Luffy about his vice captain, it was his drowsiness. Zoro was ALWAYS sleeping, especially during the times when Luffy most wanted him awake.

On a slow day, the straw-hatted captain wanted nothing more than to bother Zoro. He jumped up about the ship, trying hard to find the green-haired male.

When he found the swordsman, the latter was snoozing on the deck.

“Zoooorooooo!” The captain whined as he lay down next to the sleeping man. “Wake up!”

No response was given to Luffy, albeit a small snore.

The straw-hatted captain pouted as he sat up. There had to be something he could do…

In one swift movement, the black-haired male prostrated himself on Zoro’s back, hoping the added pressure would wake him.

To his luck, the sleeping vice captain barely even acknowledged it. He simply sighed in a breath and exhaled gently.

Luffy pushed all of his weight onto his torso, deducing that maybe that pressure would wake him.

Again, it did not.

Now, he was stumped.

In a fit of frustration he bit down on Zoro’s shoulder. Not too hard, but (hopefully) enough for there to be an impact.

Zoro’s eyes opened and his brows furrowed angrily. “Can I help you?”

Luffy’s eyes had stars in them as he smiled widely. He threw his arms around the swordsman’s neck. “Zorooooo! Come play a game with me!”

“That’s what you woke me up for? Seriously?”

“Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Come on! Nami said she was too busy, and Usopp doesn’t like my games… he’s a little scaredy cat.”

A muted “hey!” was heard from the other end of the ship…

“See I would, but I’m just sooooooo tired.” The green-haired male slurred as he started to close his eyes once more, a small smile of mischief making its way to his features.

“Nooooo! I wanna play a game! Wake up, wake up, wake up!”

Zoro fake snored rather loudly, quite literally a “honk shoo.”

Pouting, Luffy bit down on Zoro’s shoulder again, resulting in the fake snores coming to a grinding halt. “Jesus, Luffy. What are you- NGH-“

“I’m gonna bite you until you say you’ll play with me!”

“That’s ridiculous! Ask someone else T- HNG- To p-play with y-you.”

“No! I don’t care that I’m hurting you! You make me mad!”

“You aren’t hurting me, kid. Nothing you do can hurt me, just have sensi-tive… shoulders… is all….”

A light went off in the straw-hatted captain’s head. “Ohhhh sensitive huh?”

“Don’t you dare- L-Luffy! D-Mph! D-Don’t do that.”

The black-haired pirate sank his teeth into the man’s shoulder, adding obnoxious “om nom nom” sounds.

The swordsman’s teeth were gritted as his breaths became uneven. A dopey grin found its way to his features as he squeezed his eyes shut. “L-Lu-Luhuhuffy-“

“Haha! Big bad Zoro’s ticklish!” A voice chimed from outside of the kitchen door.

An attempt to glare at the blonde chef ended in a snort when the captain’s teeth sank into his upper back. “W-Would you q-quihihit that.”

A little gremlin laugh from behind him answered his question.

Maybe he should’ve just played a game with Luffy after all…

—————♡︎✞♡︎✞♡︎✞♡︎✞♡︎✞♡︎✞♡︎✞♡︎✞♡︎✞♡︎—————

[puffyducks]

DCRC Week #23

Okay you guys today we're reading PKNA #19: ZERO ASS!!! no wait I mean ABSOLUTE ZERO!!! (The joke doesn't really work with the English title does it)

Wait the people in this comic are capable of making spacecrafts that go all the way to SATURN??? I mean yeah we went to Venus earlier but I just assumed Everett Ducklair had like his own special technology I didn't think NASA was just like. at Saturn. Okay.

Urk dreams of being an epic tribal warrior but now thanks to the power of capitalism he's forced to work a shitty 9-5 like the rest of us

racist people kill them Urk you have my permission

OKAY HOLD ON A FUCKING MINUTE I THOUGHT URK WAS ALREADY HUGE BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GUY ON THE RIGHT??? WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING PEOPLE IN DUCKBURG

You want to offer a WHAT???????

sorry guys I miss trip real bad

oh shit his misogyny kicked in. also hi Lyla loving the outfit she could kick my shit in if she wanted to tbh

ALSO HELLLOOO GORGEOUS this design fucks

Crying that literally all it took was for him to see one single woman to ruin his entire day

NOOOOO NOT AGAIN HOW MANY TIMES ARE THEY GONNA TAKE UNO AWAY

Me when fragile masculinity. But also umm it's not your fault Urk she's made of like giga-titanium from 2255 and can kill you in 137 different ways like how are you even supposed to compete really

SHOUTOUT TO WOMEN IN ARMOR GOTTA BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE GENDERS

He thinks he's so fucking cool I need to blow him up with dynamite

Urk come on man you literally walked into this

OH GOOD THIS SPACESHIP IS XERBIAN glad to see that, considering it seems that everyone on board met a terrible fate. Nobody tell Xadhoom about this ok

lol manlet

UNOOOOOO THAT'S MY FUCKING GOAT BABY 💯💯💯

"Artificial intelligences cannot go insane" lol ok tell that to Due

Shoutout to this unnamed warrior for being goated as hell and faking a loss against Urk cause she knew it would ruin his life and also probably send him down a path of inceldom cause who is he to lose to a GIRL?!?!?!?!

Also DAMN ok man way to kill the vibe. Actually you know what he should be friends with Xadhoom they BOTH can't go home!!! You know if it wasn't for the fact that Urk is scared of strong women...

Okay guys time for Burton La Valle again it is INCREDIBLY important that I read and review every single one of these comics cause if I don't who will? The answer is nobody because nobody cares. ANYWAYS.

YEEEEHAW PARDNER 🤠

KINDNESS! LAUGHTER! GENEROSITY! LOYALTY! AAAND MAGIC!!! TOGETHER THEY MAKE THE ELEMENTS OF HARMO-

OH NO RACISM

hube- OH MY GOD IT'S HUEY DUCK

Alright well in conclusion: The good news is that we found one of two Xerbian spaceships, the bad news is the everyone on board got fucking owned. But like surely we'll have luck with the other one haha right? Also Urk cured his misogyny. I think. Good for him.

[transgender-png]

helluva boss spoilers for merry sinsmas ! liveblogging my reaction

hidden behind the read more :3

blitz making him breakfast 🥺

THE HORSES

blitz the eggs. im sobbing

oml stolas is such a rich kid

VIA

she's so upset :(( stella i hate you

srolas is so upset im crying already

aww hes showing stolas common people stuff

LMAO SHOPLIFTING "this is how /i/ act when i dont have money"

omg wait is stolas looking for antidepressants??

what sin would stolas be :O

loona dumping snacks in her mouth. is she from gluttony

M&M even when theyre fighting are so cute and in love awwwwwwww

LOONY ON A MISSON!

he just now realizes he's poor lmao

NEW BACKGROUND CHARACTWR

oooo divorced bc hes gay? sounds familiar

oh shes homophobic-

does she realize yhe entire IMP crew except millie is gay. and even shes a fierce ally

omg the "fra fra fra" subtitles for stellas laughing

poor octavia :(

i hope she gets in contact with him somehow

VIA SONG!

it almost sounds like All 2 U

im honna cryyy

she thibks her dad chose blitz over her and he kind of did oh my god

my mom interrupted me at the most emptional part of the song

the nod to you will be okay,, wiejkskdfjej

i need to hug her right now

THE STARRY GUITAR IS SO PRETTY

IT WAS ANTIDEPRESSANTS I KNEW IT

Via dont yake too many peoleseeee

this lady is a bitch

the karen of hell

YES STOLAS BE SASSY

YES GO SEE YOUR DA7GHTER

omg this ladys gonna be traumatized

omghh christmas

MILLIE ARE YOU OKAY IVE HEARD SPOILERS THAT SHES PREGNANT IS IT TRUE

omg dont kill yhem pls THE FANTASYYY

yes but they wrrent a happy gay family mills :(

why is millie so uoset

WAIT OTEGNANCY HORMONES

didn't make me wet at all im screaming

VIA

HE WENT TO SEE YOU BABYGIRL

does he still have his powers if hes no longer like IN power?

ANDREAS OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING NAME IS I HATE YOU

HAHA PUNCH HIM

he was too busy monolouging to think abt stolas simply throwing hands

HE CALLED HIM A PUSSY

"hey elsa"

my BOTTOM IM CRYING

my mom keeps interrupting me ans my little sister walks in omg

LOONA

damn did he saya slur if they censored it

HOLY SHIT SHES LIKE A HELLHOU D HORSE

MILLIE

BLITZ

WAIT DOES LOONA HAVE A CRESCENT MOON ON HER SIDE

its like a cutie mark but for hell

BLITZ YOU FUMBFUCK

STAB HIM FROM INSIDE- YESSS

stolitz kiss yaaaaay

oh yhis bitch

VIA

I LOVE YOU SHES MY BABYGIRL

she doesnt care abt her mother dumbass

pooh so edgyyy im so scaredddd

shes still mad :(

BABY NO IT WASNT YOUR FAULT

nooooo

i cant stand to see him cry

LIBERTY MUTUAL FUCK YOU

i dont care abt mister beast shut the fuck up

blitz must feel so guilty.. knwoing stolas chose him over his daughter

THE CATNIP EYES

olease just hug him back stolas

aww moxxie calling him yiur highness

verosika music!!

SHE IS PREGNANT

SALLOE MAE

i thiught shed ve happy to be pregnant whats wrong

moxxie would absolutely be happy for a kid wouldnt he? hed be in a panic but so excited

blitz has so much survivors guilt

for one bundred years?? how fucking old do yall grow to be?? isnt she 18? what age does she get to be on her own? or is it aftwr stella dies (hopefully soon)

loona having friends makes me so happy

KISS HIM FIRST

AWW DANCING

on the teailing bc hes too short im crying

baply cags im gongga cry my vays my gaaaays!!! im thoing wiyhkut looming af my screen how bad am i missgupiny

i need the music from this episode omg

i would travel every ring of hell just to see if you'll be mine </3

merry sinsmas !!!

[befuddledcinnamonroll]

Heart Killers episode 3!!!! Woot woot!!!

Well hello there Pepper... rocking the sexy glasses look, I see.

And JJ! Wait...what is happening?! Did they just have a moment?

Ok, I did suspect this was Mother.

Well this is quite the loaded line...

Because 1) it's telling us that Bison believes he is killing "bad" people, but with the double meaning that 2) he is also being naive about Mother herself, not to mention 3) the deception that is happening with Kant and Style. Layers baby!

I am getting the vibe that Fadel does actually have an idea of how dangerous Mother is, and that may be part of why he's such a hardass.

Also Parn looks frickin' gorgeous in that pantsuit. Rock it, lady!

Not Pepper wanting to murder people too, lol. Interesting career advancement path at this company.

Not the leopard print!!

For the predator seeking his prey, lolol. Costume designers, I love you.

Oh we know, Fadel. We all watched it last week.

Ok, this has to be on purpose.

Lol, Fadel's face. He is so thinking dirty thoughts.

A heavy metal concert where you can hold a conversation? This is requiring the largest suspension of disbelief so far.

Show, please don't murder me in the first 10 minutes.

Agreed Style, Fadel looks hella sexy tonight.

Always with the naked except for the socks with this boy.

I could watch First and Khaotung flirt endlessly.

Lol, add another bitey boy to the list!

Not the titty squeeze! Style!

Ha, Fadel, we all know you're lyyyyyiiiing.

Literally every line from Style at this point!

There's actually some cleverness in this too, as we know that Fadel is thinking of Style sexually, so that the fact that Style's dialogue has ramped up the innuendo is a way to also make the audience more keyed in to Fadel's inner struggle.

That Auntie is the most patient woman alive. Style must have really sold her a sweet love story.

The sign is clearly just a way for Dunk to show off his arms some more, and I am here for it. Also the burger outfit and the cow pants, I'm dying.

Style literally being the center of a sandwich because Fadel wants to consume him... this is wild.

Ahhhh, the lap-sitting!!

Going straight from sweet to spicy!

Considering he hasn't been in a relationship before, Bison is doing pretty good with communicating his needs.

Haha, Fadel is gonna break, y'all!

Fadel, he's not gonna guess assassin! No one would guess assassin!

Heh, I don't think Bison is used to people being like, "hey, slap me now!". He may like sadism, but he's still a soft squishy boy in a lot of ways.

I've seen some people complain about sound in this show, but my only complaint is why are the burger-chewing noises always so loud?!

Ohhh, Fadel thought someone else was going to help him once, and he was let down... oh my poor baby.

Penguin for the safe word? Is Kant watching Caged Again too?

Omg, it does describe Junior (and also Bison, I know)

Did y'all, ever in your life, think you'd be sitting and watching Khaotung nipple clamp First? I sure didn't!

On noooooo! Worst family member walk-in moment ever!

Fadel threatening Kant should not be this hot.

Perfect description for Joong's face

Lol, Bison nailing it with the "this woman doesn't like cuties" prediction.

Omg, don't tell me this is the one time Style is actually going to find Fadel by accident.

Also, not that I'm not loving the Fadel dancing, but when and where did he pick up this skillset?!

I...am officially deceased. This man has finished me.

Also love that Style is getting a little taste of his own medicine back.

Dude, the implication that not only does Fadel watch Magic Mike, but practices the dancing in his free time!!!

Hehe, you can totally see the "mark me down as scared and horny!" in Style.

Kant, this would be a good time to tell your best friend the truth.

I don't know if this was just at translation thing, but doesn't Kant saying he just needs to get into their house and then they can stop make his story about wanting to date Bison kinda sus?

Oh nooooo, not the tragic love backstory!

I don't know if getting you both plastered is the best strategy, Kant.

I want to be mad at Style for invading a support group, but his story is making me laugh, dammit.

But also, Fadel, if you did murder him, I would understand.

Oh Style, you are so in trouble.

Fadel has a lot more practice closing himself off emotionally, Style is not ready for this.

These brothers - I just have to laugh that Fadel practiced stripper moves, and Bison had his BDSM gear already set up in his room, despite the fact they had no reason to think anything would happen with any of it. These poor horny boys.

Also - kiddos, please practice BDSM safely! Don't just do it based on what you see in movies & tv!

First is doing a really good job at playing drunk, horny, and scared.

Hmm, Fadel, what are we up to?

This show is so unhinged, and so damn fun.