#noooo gyro

[best-ducktales-episode]

Question: would you post your own personal ranking of your top DT17 episodes, ala the Rank King series from The Try Guys from YouTube?

After the tournament of course, I think it'd be pretty fun to know your own hot takes!

(Here's a DT87 Launchpad for ya!)

Oh that sounds really fun! If you can figure out my main you might get a rough idea of my favorite episodes, but I would love to talk about them if you want to hear.

[gigarom]

Hold on-

I'm just going to lay down on the floor

and gather the pieces of my broken heart.

Note: Fenton is just as wonderful and kind as he was, don't worry! And don't worry about Boyd. He misses his daddy very much and wears his bowtie and haircut style. He and Fenton have a great relationship, it's just that Boyd's face is upset because of the memories.

[legacysam]

trying to decide if my period being early is a good enough reason to get gyros for lunch or if I should save my money and make something at home

[blueroseevergreen]

Oh noooo. I have a crush on Gyro again, I thought my wanting to fuck ducktales characters phase was over.

[theboysfromaustin]

June 3, 2010

Gav and Kazuo were awakened by the unpleasant sensation of something hot and wet hitting them.

That, and a choking, groaning sound.

Gav sat up, confused.  Kazuo, having been a bartender, immediately knew what it was, and shook himself off like a dog, spattering everything around him, “Ian?” “What is this?” Gav sniffed at a spot on his shoulder, then immediately started retching.  “Uh-uh, no.  Gav, bathroom.  It's vomit, and we don't need to add to it.  Go hose yourself off.  Ian?”

From the bathroom, a hideous, guttural noise.  “Well, he's down.” “Ew, ew, ew!” Gav rushed into the bathroom, skidding on vomit with a screech, “HOLY JESUS, IT'S EVERYWHERE.”  Kazuo sighed, attaching his leg, and began to strip the bed while Ian and Gav were preoccupied, “Hey, Ian?  Do you know why you're sick?  I have an idea…”

Ian responded by continuing to uneat.  Kazuo stuffed everything haphazardly into the laundry hamper as Gav gagged in the shower.  Ian had his head planted firming in the toilet, body heaving.  Kazuo grabbed a towel, wiping himself off, “Heeeeyyy, Ian, how ya doin?” “HUARGH.” “Alright, understandable.  Maybe you could have tried to get out of bed.” “UWAAAAAAAARGH.”

Kazuo nodded, “Mmm, yeah.  Uh, so, I have a pretty good idea why you're puking.” Ian raised his head, voice hoarse and shaky, “Don't say it.” “I'm gonna say it.” “Don't wanna hear it…” “Well, you're immobilized, so….maybe you made a mistake with your food earlier.” “....You guys aren't sick…” Gav exited the shower, toweling off, retching at the lingering smell, “Dude, we didn't drop our fucking gyros.”

“....Didn't wanna walk all the way back to the cart….hurk….” “You ate street meat.” “You're the only one among us with a degree, you're the smart one.” “Urk….” His body heaved again, Kazuo grimacing and reaching over to flush.  Gav leaned down, “You empty?” “I've thrown up things I haven't even eaten yet…”

“Are you going to eat food that you've dropped on Sixth Street again?” “Noooo.  Ugh, my gut….” “Yeah, you're gonna hurt,” Gav wiped Ian's face, “C'mon, let's get you back to bed, it's, uh….” “9 AM, you're a vomit alarm clock.” “Nnnh…” Ian shakily got to his feet, Kazuo leading him to the bare bed.  “Where…?” “You puked on the linens.  And everything else.  Gav, grab blankets.”

Ian flopped into bed, shivering, “I'm hot.” “I know, that's part of why I'm so attracted to you.  Also, you probably have a fever.” Gav draped a blanket over him, “You need to stay in bed until your body expels the evil.” “What the fuck germs did I pick up?” “It was Sixth Street, you don't want to think about it.”

Gav retrieved the bucket from under the sink and dropped it next to Ian, “This is your best friend for however long this takes.” Ian stared at it, bleary-eyed, drew his head back, and missed the bucket.  “.....Man, there aren't even any sheets to pull up.” “Okay,” Kazuo sighed, “You are a fucking nightmare.  Gav, get him into Anders’ old bed with the bucket.  I will clean this.”

“Thaaaaank….” Ian stumbled after Gav.  “Dude, we're running out of beds, and we can't put you on the couch, because if it absorbs any more filth, it's gonna become sentient.” Ian crawled into the bed and immediately passed out, exhausted by vomiting.  Gav tucked him in and went back to Kazuo, “Alright, this is grosser than the colonoscopy prep.” “Oh, I know.  But this is part of relationships.  Sickness and in health, even if your partner did something moronic.” 

“How long’s this take?” “Few days?  A week?” “I don't know if I can handle a week of this.” “We gotta,” Kazuo shrugged, “I mean, he took care of me when I had over 200 stitches, when I couldn't walk unassisted.  This is nothing.”  The dulcet sounds of vomiting were heard from the other room.  “Almost nothing.  And maybe he'll learn not to add Sixth Street flavor to his meals,” Kazuo threw the rags in the hamper, and started kicking it down the hall.  “I can take -” “Nah,” Kazuo booted the basket down the stairs, where it dumped soiled linens, “Huh, not what I wanted.”

“Are you going to cause problems while he's down?” “Yup,” Kazuo made it to the bottom, kicking things towards the laundry room, “Alright, gonna need some badass music to clean to.” “You'd better not be -” Kazuo entered the kitchen and hopped on the countertop, climbing on the window to grope around on top of the cabinets.  He grinned, snagging an album.

“No.” “Yes,” Kazuo threw it on the turntable, the saccharine strings of My Heart Will Go On playing.  “He should have destroyed it.” “He's not evil, and I am, so laundry time!” Upstairs, Ian had a Pavlovian response to hearing Celine Dion and vomited.  So, this is how it would be - 

Everyone would suffer until this was over.

[halt-kun]

Hunter x Hunter Chapter 203 - Gyro

Well it seems I liiiiiiied

SELF CARE KING

he’s actually intimidating Killua to not attack with his self care

“NOOOOO, not actual healthy habits, we only want brutal training for Biscuit with no care to our actual well being”

Gon probably

GYRO ? WAIT NOW ?

OOOF, let’s wait a few years my guys

nice panel though

SAYS THE PUNK

Oh noooo baby

don’t cry

well too bad

he cried

hug him

Toxic masculinity in an otherwise very fine man, you can tell by how the dogs treat him

Knuckle is not good at diverting the attention away from his tears

Oh no, he was just trying to get back on track

when lost in tears just switch the subject

DARE WHAT ?

to cry ? to call for a hit ? to shout ? to say you’re weak ?

probably the latter, Gon’s a nice boy, he wouldn’t be offended by tear

screams maybe ?

Ask to be hit ? He would voluntarily oblige, because he’s a good boy

Oh noooo

it induced a bad memory

traumatic memories coming back

Let’s HIT HIM !

Worst person to ask to hit you

Hehehehe, that’s a lot isn’t it ?

Ko will be enough but where will he hit indeed !

probably a nice bet for the stomach, Gon’s nice, he’d hit where you are using Ko anyway

RIP

The stomach it was

Killua is the best hahaha

Because they don’t want warifus, they want something beyond that

Nice Gon again

Knuckle is a true biologist, new species are interesting, especially if they’re capable of interacting with us, just blindly choosing to exterminate them before trying to convince them there is a pacific way isn’t very humane, it’s on brand for humans though I wouldn’t lump all of us in the same bag

Knuckle = best crying doggo boi

a huge softie who wants to help

OH YES GYRO

well, it’s the final page so I guess next chapter is backstory time

it’s still one of the weirdest the 2011 anime did

like why just forget to mention he was alive, even if there’s no pay off, it’s still nice and would help people that follow up with the manga later on.

Well probably the last one for today !

[nijimurakyo]

suffering from liking sbr because it's a never-ending loop of oh my god these characters and themes are gonna bust me through a brick wall and then i see all the vile things happening to lucy and i just can't fucking bear to call it my favorite yanno

[calcifermovesthecastle]

Jjba x Witch!Reader part 4

Anasui: 5 of swords? That doesn't sound fun.

You: it's not necessarily a bad card, It could mean that you're just overcoming a challenge or that things are going to change-

The tower: 👁️👄👁️

You: 😬

Anasui: I don't like the look you have on your face

You: on a scale of one to ten, how happy are you with your current life?

Anasui:

Anasui:

You:

Anasui:

You: because if you *aren't* that happy, then you won't be that upset with what's coming.

Anasui, through gritted teeth: I. can't. Wait.

Diego: what in god's name are you doing slamming doors?!

You, standing 10 feet away from the door with a smouldering bundle of rosemary in your hands: 😳

Diego, looking from you between the door:

Diego:

Diego: tell your ghosts that if they aren't paying bills, they aren't slamming doors. Also to stop messing with the lights in the bathroom. It's annoying when I wake up to pee and they flicker.

Window: *slams shut*

Diego: I fucking mean it

You: I think they got the message.

Diego: good.

You: I just... don't think they're going to handle it very well.

Diego:

Diego: kick them out then.

You: it doesn't work like that-

Diego, already on his way back upstairs: kick them out then!

Weather: I got you a present

You: 😳😳 really? What is it?

Weather: *dumps a pile of various crystals into your lap and leaves without a word*

You, tearing up: o h my go d I lov e you s O muCH oH m yg o d

Abbacchio: why the fuck did you want to come to this abandoned building in the middle of the night?

You: just... because.

Abbacchio, grabbing your arm so you don't trip over a protruding tree root: the fact that it's supposedly haunted makes....no nevermind to you?

You: psssh, noooo.

Abbacchio: so is it haunted?

You:

You: maybe

Abbacchio: is it dangerous?

You:

You:

You: maybe

Abbacchio: we are not going inside.

You: fuck.

You, getting ready to do a spell:

Gyro, from the couch: what direction are you supposed to be facing?

You: uh, west?

Gyro: doll. Babe. Love of my life.

Gyro: you're facing south right now.

You: well I wouldn't have this issue if you let me keep my directional signs up.

Gyro: I bought you a compass for that specific reason.

You: well how do you know what direction I'm facing? You haven't even looked at a compass.

Gyro: kitchen door points west.

You, checking the compass:

You, shuffling to face the kitchen door:

Gyro: I was right?

You, starting the spell:

Gyro, grinning: I was right.

Jonathan: darling, I'm not sure entirely the meaning behind it, but I've seen you wear scarves on your head while practicing and I bought you one that I think would look lovely on you. *Holds it out to you*

You: 🥺 oh my goodness Jojo you didn't have to

Jonathan, kissing your forehead: I wanted to 😌

You: 😭 it's beautiful

(🥴I really fuckin simp for Jonathan rip)

Hermes: baaabe

You: whaaaaat

Hermes: why are there scribbles on our bedroom door?

You: sigils?

Hermes: right, scribbles.

You: 😶

Hermes: on the wiNDOW TOO?!

[loverchanting]

Like, I know Jojo is way more focused on the general plot and battles and all that, but at the end of stardust crusaders when they're saying goodbye at the airport they literally go "Yeah a lot of terrible shit happened but this wacky road trip was still really fun!" WHERE. WAS THE FUN EXACTLY? We saw almost nothing of that. It's like the story really wants us to believe these characters are good friends (same thing with part 5), but it doesn't actually put in the time to make us buy that. I like how Araki did this in part 7, because we actually get to see moments where Johnny and Gyro are just hanging out and joking around. These scenes are short, but they still do their job really well, and they seem like actual best friends by the end of the story. You feel for them when something bad happens to the other, because you know for a fact these guys care about each other a lot. Sorry this got really long lol

NOOOO that’s sooooo okay!! I AGREE 100% and I do love that we get that with Johnny and Gyro, seeing them just getting to BOND!! AND in jjl too I LOVE the focus on Gappy and Yasuho’s relationship and all the familial relationships too. It makes me just yearn for more of this in other parts that definitely could have been enhanced in other parts that lacked it

[daniellefelton]

Help I’m having a crisis over duck heights-

Why is it so hard to find a canon and solid height for the characters😭

Literally just trying to find out gyros height for an art reference but noooo different websites give me different answers

One source I read a long long time ago said 4 feet. But then when I tried finding that source again for confirmation I get-

Excuse me?? That’s taller than ME. So are they all cartoon height or realistic height? And when I try finding a canon height for a different character to compare I still come up with different answers

Thanks Google. That helped so much.

I’m leaning more towards them being under 5 feet, with the exception of tall characters like launchpad and Steelbeak. So my own personal little height chart is:

Scrooge is 3 feet and Fenton is 3’5 feet

Then Beaks is taller than fenton but shorter than gyro (and not him and gyro being the same height like I thought) at around anywhere between 3’6 or 3’9 feet

And then gyro at at least 4 feet. Making him still taller than everyone I’ve referenced and as it shows in canon but not so tall he looks like a giant

That’s my take but other peoples thoughts will be greatly appreciated

[bigwriterenergy]

ZEPPELLI / reader

anonymous asked: “im sorry to ask but could I suggest a smth for gyro, johnny and Diego were reading (female or gn) is injured seriously and they freak out and care for them could it be kinda angsty or anything I don't mind I just rlly like those fics sorry for asking”

noOOO!! dont be sorry!! i absolutely love SBR asks! i never get any so im SO glad you requested! :) thanks so much!!!! this has been sitting in my drafts for a while so i thought i’d go ahead and release it! i just decided to do gyro if thats okay!! ty again for the ask!!

gyro zeppelli

"do you realize how stupid that was?" the fastening of a bandage replaced tepid silence. your breath was labored, obviously proving your condition to be worsening. the night was cold and your figure ached. the familiar warmth of your skin had ebbed to reveal the disappearance of heat. slow snowfall collected on the brim of gyro's hat. the shadows cast by his headwear hardly hid his worried expression: what with his knotted brows and troubled frown. the jockey continued, his fingers expertly fixing the bandage that compressed your appendage. he seemed as if this was his a millionth time handling a bandage. your far off gaze proved to instigate a response from the worried man. "pushing your horse like that .. no wonder it bucked you clean off."

lukewarm blood drippled from the weeping gash ripped onto your forearm. scarlet bled through the thick gauze, revealing the severity of the wound. gyro’s pointed tone reaches you once again. "now, here i am. cleaning up your mistake. you cause a lot of trouble, missy." he murmurs, the panic clearly evident in his voice despite the playfulness of his words. your mind was far too weak to retort and besides, what could you say? he was taking the time out of his race to assist you and ensure you didn't bleed out before the night closed. your body quivered from the chill of the wind. your blood loss was not contributing to the maintenance of a regular temperature.

the click of his tongue seemed to reverberate as he took in your paling skin. suddenly, your figure was adjusted by the italian. when you finally complied with his authoritative movements, you were fixed between his legs. you felt the expansion of his toned chest as he brought you flush against him. the very heat radiating through his clothing seemed to easily transfer to your frigid back. you glance downward to take in his slender yet long fingers still wrapped around your bleeding wound, applying forceful pressure to halt the leakage. his other arm had wrapped around your stomach, attempting to pull you even closer to his warmth. your eyes shut, almost unwillingly.

"what do you think you're doing?" gyro murmurs into your ear from behind, the warmth of his breath manages to pull you back from the comfort of sleep. the position was entirely intimate, but you were far too exhausted to comment. you watched the tendons in his hands squeeze and release while still wrapped around your arm. the moment settled back into silence as he relished in the hold, subconsciously. "you better not go to sleep, girl. i'm not even sure if you'd wake up." his blunt speech was an attempt to unsoften the moment, perhaps provide breakage from the spell you both fell into. 

fortunately, the intended forwardness of his speech only succeeded in soothing you more. it was almost incredible how calm he was in the situation. 

as you fought to maintain consciousness, gyro took the time to take in your expression. despite the circumstances, he came to the realization that you two had never really been this close before. he nearly laughs at the thought. he was a man of medicine, this was just his civil duty .. wasn't it?

the sight of a blanket nearby made him consider replacing his own heat with its comfort.

unfortunately, he was convinced he was better than any blanket.

[ducklooney]

Gyro Gearloose The Snooze Button

Story code: D 2020-225

Origin: Denmark

Title: The Snooze Buttom

Pages: 11

Writing and art (pencil and ink): Kari Korhonen

Year of publication: 2021

Now I'm going to post something from the comics, only it won't be scanned (it's more photographed), and since the comic I have is in Serbian, I'll translate this into English, and someone who can scan this would really be nicely. And now a comic related to Gyro Gearloose and that this comic is original in Denmark, but that comic has also been translated into Finnish, French, German, Norwegian and Swedish. The rest will be the conversation of their speeches, and you have the rest in these photos of that comic. And let me immediately say that I apologize for some of the translation errors I made while translating into English (my English is not the best), so if there is anything to correct, feel free to tell me.

And yes, I know you might like this comic, since I know you love Gyro. @equustenebris​

Now let's get started.

Huey Dewey and Louie: “Gyro!!!”

“Something terrible is happening!” “We need your help!” “Everyone outside fell asleep!” “Duckburg has turned into a real Sleeping City!” “We can't wake Uncle Donald, he's sleeping like a cannon with a lawn mower!”

“It seems that everyone who fell asleep an hour ago found themselves asleep. We stayed awake because we were at Junior Woodchucks.”

Residents of Duckburg (including Donald): “ZZZZZZZzzzzz ...”

Gyro Gearloose: “We are lucky! I just finished this gadget that could be of use to us!”

Gyro to HDL: “Take me to Donald. I'll see what I can do!”

HDL (Huey, Dewey and Louie Duck): “Duckburg wasn't so eerily quiet...

Gyro: “Donald was with me this morning! I just fixed this lawn mower for him!” Donald: ZZZZzzz...”

Gyro: “My dreamer can tell us what he is dreaming about.”

“Our dreams often refer to what happened to us during the day!

If we peek into Donald's sleeping mind, we discover the cause of this pajama party.”

Gyro: “It seems that Donald is a very happy inhabitant of the land of dreams. I would say he is exceptional and rich.”

Gyro to Donald: “Your carriages are ready, Governor!” Donald to Gyro: “Your inventions are wonderful, Gyro! You have no equal!” Gyro to Donald: “Your vassals love you, sir!” Vassals or citiziens to Donald: “Three times for Donald! Hooray!”

Donald to Gyro and Little Helper: “Vassals you say?! Does that mean I'm... king?” Donald to Daisy in his dream: “And every king must have a queen.”

Donald to Gladstone as donkey: “The place jester is still open, if anyone is interested!” Donald to Gyro: “Where have you gone, my faithful inventor?” Evil Gyro robot: “Why do you always bother me with some nonsense?” Donald:”AAAaaa...” 

“Noooo...” Gyro: “Poor me, I think we have seen enough!” 

Donald: “No, Gyro, no !!”

Gyro: “Poor Donald! I wonder why he dreams of me as a terrible villain?” Donald: ZZZ .... Gyro to HDL: “We are no closer to the cause of this collective winter dream...”

Soon in the park.

Gyro to HDL: “It’s usually so lively at Daisy’s charity events!” “I heard the audience fall asleep, but I haven't seen anything like this!” HDL: “What open guests! Even the mayor is there!” 

Pig mayor: “Hrkkk...”

Gyro: “Let's turn on our gadget and see what happens here!” HDL: “Mayor! Maybe Daisy is dreaming today!” Pig mayor to Daisy: “For your services to the animal kingdom, I give you this little thing!” Daisy to pig mayor: “A little thing? This can be a whole dinner!”

Animals in Daisy's dream: "Three cheers for Daisy, our great champion!" Daisy: "Oh you're so kind." Animals: "Long live Daisy!" Rabbits: "Come with us, Aunt Daisy! Someone else wants to thank you!" Daisy in a rabbit costume with three little rabbits that look like HDL: "Tra-la-la-la-la! Who is that animal?" Daisy to the big deer: "Oh!" "Well that's the king of the woods! I thought it was just a legend!" Daisy to the deer: "Wonderful! I am indescribably honored to have met you, Your Majesty!"

Deer with Gyro's head: "I don't have time! Get out of here!" And hit Daisy. Gyro: "Me again?! Why?" Daisy: "Gyro! No!" "Zzzzz..." Gyro: "And Daisy went back to my workshop to fix her speaker." Soon near... Gyro said to the sleeping Scrooge: "Scrooge doesn't seem pleased at all!" HDL: "Looks like he was chasing the Beagle Boys!" Scrooge's dream... Beagle Boy as judge: "Silence! Peace in the courtroom!" Beagle Boy as judge to Scrooge McDuck: "You are accused of premeditated and bad intent ... stealing time from the Gyro Gearloose present here!" Gyro Gearloose in a dream to the judge as a witness: "Everything is as you said, Your Honor!"

Beagle Boys as a disguised jury according to defendant Scrooge: "Go to jail with him! Lock him up and throw away the key!" Scrooge: "No! I..." "I didn't mean to..." "My money! All the way to one!" - Scrooge runs away from losing his money. Gyro in a dream: "That's my money now! Yupiii! Hooray!!!" Gyro to the sleepy Scrooge: "And this time me! What are they trying to tell me?" Gyro to HDL: "Even Scrooge was with me this morning! He wanted me to make him a wave machine so he could surf his entire vault!" "There's a sleep button on this button!"

Gyro as he presses the sleep button: "Will I press him to see what my subconscious has to say about all this?" "It should start working..." "Zzzz..." The narrator in Gyro's dream: "Gyro's scientific mind shows what exactly happened earlier that day!" Gyro: "Just a little more and the invention that will change the world will be over!" The narrator in Gyro's dream continues, "Gyro is usually happy to help his friends!" "Still, this morning he needed to create in peace! But they kept interrupting him... over and over again!" "As usual, Gyro helped everyone!" "But he was not happy about it and his friends noticed."

Gyro woke up and said, "Now I know exactly what happened ..." Gyro to HDL: "After Scrooge left, I was so confused that I hooked the wires upside down." "The device made a short circuit and the sleep system exploded!" "Then the sedative rays escaped through the open window and put to sleep everyone who happened to be on the streets!" And finally Gyro said, "The dreams were absolutely right! I really am some kind of villain in this story!" And so ... when everyone woke up ... Donald and Daisy smiled, while an angry Scrooge said this to Gyro, "You really have to be careful with these gadgets, Gyro!" Gyro finally said that to Donald and HDL as he lay on his couch: "The workshop is closed! After a morning like that, it's time for a nap!"

Epilogue...

A few days later, in the village (Grandma Duck’s farm)...

Grandma Duck (Elvira Coot) to Gyro: "Thank you for coming, Gyro!" "Your dreamer is exactly what I needed!" Grandma Duck to Gyro: "I've always wondered what Gus dreams about! How much time he spends in his sleep, he must be spending unseen in the land of dreams!" Gyro to Grandma: "It's a real challenge! I'm going to have to turn up the machine if I think I'm going to get into the mind of such a sleepy sleeper!" "This should work!" "Now we'll finally find out what Gus is dreaming about!" Eventually when Grandma found out the truth and said angrily to the sleepy Gus, "Ugh!! Why doesn't that surprise me? He even dreams of sleeping!"

The end.

I hope you enjoyed this comic.

[sharperthewriter]

Chapter 5 of the 16th Annual Kim Possible Fannies Awards

Chapter 5 – The Retirement Part, Part III

Gasps filled the room, and several guests rose to their feet in excitement for the moment.  Cell phones all over were hurriedly grabbed to film, including Kim’s.

“Electronique, my snickerdoodle, my schatz…” Dementor reached into his pocket and pulled out a ring box.  “Will you—”

“Noooo!” a bellowing cry rang out, startling the table of heroes.  Many cameras turned to where a sobbing Hego now stood, his arm outstretched toward the couple at the stage.  “Electronique, I love you!”

An even louder chorus of gasps was followed by silence, broken only by Ron and Wade leaning toward one another and whispering in drawn-out unison, “Awkweird...”

And then, all chaos broke loose.

“You stole my act!” the villain in red cried, leaping to his feet.

“Are you kidding me!?  I’ve been trying to get into VILE since two-thousand one!  Stop ruining my chance!” yelled the furious man in yellow.

“You’re dried out and crusty, old-timer!” retorted the other.

“Uhm, excuse me?” said Ron, waving to get their attention.  “Who are you?”

The two answered in unison, trying to shout each other down.

“The Mustard Meister!”

“The Tomato Tyrant!”

Kim and Wade looked at each other blank-faced as the two condiment-themed villains began a fierce argument, while Sheila had stood up and was backing away from her brothers’ table in horror.  Mego had taken a similar approach and was simply striding toward the exit, while the clearly intoxicated man in a blue suit and domino mask was stumblingly climbing atop the table.  The Wegos were cackling and holding up their champagne glasses to him, egging it on.

“How dare you!” Dementor said shrilly, standing and raising his fists in anger.  “Zis is my party!  My moment!”

Hego had begun singing a horribly out of tune rendition of “Longer” by Dan Fogelberg atop the table, while Electronique backed against the stage in shock.

Laughter rang out as numerous cell phones switched between filming between Hego, Electronique, and Dementor, but a moment later attention was drawn back to the feud between the condiment villains as the Mustard Meister shrilly shouted, “You pipsqueak!”

Before anyone could react, he had shoved the Tomato Tyrant’s face into his plate of moussaka.  The younger villain’s response was to flail wildly until his hand found the skewer of a gyro, which he then began swiping at his opponent like a sword.

“All right! Food fight, seriously!” shouted Motor Ed from somewhere on the villains’ side.

“Eddie? When did he get here?” asked Drew, but his only answer was to be fiercely grabbed by Sheila and pulled away from the action as Motor Ed threw a bowl of orzo at no one in particular.  Kim, Ron, and Wade ducked under their table to hide—just in time, as the Tomato Tyrant retaliated on his rival by firing a ketchup gun, the contents of which hit many of the guests and made it even as far as the Global Justice table.

Ron recoiled when the ketchup hit the tablecloth that protected them, and then looked to Kim.

“Well…I’m not sure what else we should have expected, at a villain party,” said Kim after a moment.

“Should we make a break for it when the condiments stop flying?” Wade asked.

“No,” Kim said, shaking her head.  “I want to make sure Dementor is really retiring.  But…”

A plate shattered on the floor next to their table, and food-covered shards slid into their hiding place.

“…Wait until things calm down a bit?” Wade asked.

“Knowing this crowd, that might take a while…” Ron mused.

Rufus inspected the bits of food on the plate, stealing a piece of olive as the other three sighed and sat back to wait out the chaos.

“Zhis is my party you…you kotzbrockens!” Dementor wailed, his hands in fists above his head and his voice rasping in rage.

Hego had stumbled off the table, having slipped on a salad bowl, and red-faced and bleary eyed was still singing as he stumbled his way toward a furious Electronique.

“It was only a fling!” the Czech woman cried angrily, near tears from the embarrassment.

Dementor gasped.  “Liebling, you were unfaithful to me!?”

Food continued to fly around the room, with some villains participating in fun and others in angry retaliation as they hadn’t been quick enough to escape as Kim, Ron, and Wade had.  The trio couldn’t help themselves but to peer out at the sound of Electronique’s shrill scream as Hego reached the stage and it appeared he and Dementor may come to blows.  The Mustard Meister was presently trying to choke the Tomato Tyrant with his cape, and Motor Ed was trailing after Duff Killigan who was mounting a table near his own.

“Seriously dude, that’s crossing a line.  It’s just a party, seriously!”

“I dinna care!” Duff said angrily as he teed up and took aim with his nine iron.  The eyes of the trio of heroes hiding beneath the table moved in slow unison, following Duff’s aim, to where DNAmy had dipped Monkey Fist low and the pair were engaged in a passionate locking of lips.

“Dude, we don’t want to get arrested!” Motor Ed pleaded again.

“Fore!” Duff shouted loudly, getting the attention of nearly all in the room.

Kim was already moving, her skirts lifted as she ran toward the intoxicated and unaware pair of villains.  The exploding golf ball was struck and flew toward its target, but Kim grabbed a serving tray from a table as she ran and threw it just in time to intercept the golf ball’s path.  The small object collided with the tray instead of its potential victims and exploded in mid-air, further gaining the attention of the partygoers.

“Lassie, stay out of this!  These are matters of the heart!” said Duff angrily.

He swung at another ball, but his aim was off as Kim raced toward him. The ball sailed toward the stage, where Dementor and Electronique stepped out of the way as an oblivious Hego slowly turned, wondering what had so startled the other two.  The golf ball whizzed just past his head and struck the back wall, raining another shower of sparks down.

Kim kicked Duff’s club out of his hands and glared at him, knowing she couldn’t engage in a full-on fight given the setting.  To her surprise, the Scotsman simply grit his teeth and looked helplessly past her to where Amy was having her way with Fist.  It was less than a minute of action, but it had been enough for the sparks from the explosion to light some of the tapestry décor and the tablecloths on fire.

“Ahhh me and Rufus can help!” Ron said frantically as he and Wade scrambled out from under the table.  Ron poured a glass of champagne on one small cinder, which only caused it to flare.  “Yahhhh!” he cried, jumping back, Rufus clinging to his shoulder.

Kim had turned and crossed the room to the Mustard Meister, where she detached his cape from his costume and pulled it out of his hands in a flourish, to the relief of the gasping Tomato Tyrant.

“You two need to spend some time on separate shelves of the fridge,” she said with a frown.

“Ahhh Kim! Fire!” Ron shouted, now batting at a rather substantial flame with his dinner napkin.

Several of the other guests had started to do the same, the food fight mostly forgotten with the new and greater concern.  Kim spun around and saw the flames starting to catch in seemingly every direction.  Killigan was on his knees in front of Fist, holding one of his hands and pleading as Amy tried and failed to drag her drunken conquest away. Hego had tripped and fallen on his rear trying to put out the fire on the stage. Dementor himself was screaming in an incoherent rage, ranting in both German and English and stomping around at the front of the stage.

Before Kim could even think what to do next, suddenly the emergency sprinklers came on overhead.  All activity in the room ceased amid groans as everyone, hero and villain alike, were drenched, and the small fires were put out.  Kim looked over to the far exit where Sheila stood with a smirk, her hand on the fire alarm, and Drew next to her who merely gaped.

As her gown was drenched and as many of the other women in attendance began complaining over the ruin of their attire, Kim walked confidently up to Sheila and Drew, who were of course the only ones safe from the deluge.

“Good thinking, you two!” Kim said as she brushed her wet hair from her eyes and stepped into the dry space along the wall.

“Look, I just wanted to shut Hego up,” Sheila said, looking uncomfortable.

Ron and Wade had approached the trio, their tuxedos dripping, and together the group surveyed the room.

The fires were out.  Dementor and Electronique now seemed to be yelling at each other as Hego stood nearby sobbing and trying to interject. The Mustard Meister and Tomato Tyrant were still screaming at each other, though no one was paying them any mind due to the sprinklers still showering everyone with water.  And after a quick glance around, they finally spotted Duff Killigan slipping through puddles and fallen food items on his way to the door, carrying a semi-conscious Monkey Fist over his shoulder with DNAmy attempting to follow, albeit slower.  Nearly everyone else in the room were groaning over the state of their clothes, except for Motor Ed who was approaching their group.

“Dude, ‘Cous, way to take control, seriously,” Ed said, slapping Drew on the back.

The group cringed as Motor Ed shook out his mullet like a dog and then surveyed all of them before his eyes settled on Kim.

“Whoa, Red, that’s a good look for you,” he said with a grin, looking her up and down in her drenched and now rather revealing gown.

“Hey!” was the response Ron mustered as he stepped between them, blocking Ed’s view of Kim.

“I didn’t even want to come,” Drew grumbled, but as his eyes drifted to the stage he began to perk up.

It appeared as though Dementor, Electronique, and Hego would all come to blows soon if something wasn’t done.  Drew’s sour expression began to brighten as he realized that his former-rival’s party had been ruined.  He turned quickly to Sheila, but she was already grinning knowingly.

Kim eyed the pair suspiciously, wondering if they could have somehow planned any of it.  But as a shout from Dementor heralded the beginning of the fight, she rushed away to try to stop it.

Motor Ed looked after Kim with a low whistle, but when he saw a blue shimmering begin across Ron’s skin he gave an innocent gesture and stepped closer to Drew.

Drew cleared his throat and gave a shout.  “Hector!”

Elsewhere in the room, a slim man in a tux startled and looked around until he made eye contact with his boss.

“Clean this mess up!”

[stonefreeshibari]

NOOOO I FORGOT TO DRAW WEED GYRO FOR 4/20 AAAAAUUGHHHH

[kaderp]

kit and launchpad fight over della hilarity ensues the twist is she leaves them both for gyro just kidding.

They'd probably just being total dumbasses and making fools of themselves fjehfjeb

Also GYRO NOOOO FHSBFJENCS

She would never forgive him for the black licorice incident

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complete and utter chaos [ducktales group chat fic] - Chapter 4

Ao3 I Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3

let kids be kids

6:55 am

ICanDeweyIt: WHAT IS UP GAYS AND GALS

TheWebbedWonder: hi :3

Junior-Woodchuck74: you couldn’t have waited five minutes

ICanDeweyIt: it’s the kids gc uncle donald won’t know

Junior-Woodchuck74: knowing him he’ll find a way

ICanDeweyIt: true

ICanDeweyIt: anyway what’s up

Junior-Woodchuck74: over half of us live in the same house as you and we’re all sleeping

TheWebbedWonder: im not

Junior-Woodchuck74: you should be

Junior-Woodchuck74: you stayed up until 3 on facetime with Lena

lenaonme: yes and

Junior-Woodchuck74: when you and Violet come over we’re going to have a talk about healthy sleep habits

lenaonme: you’ll never catch me, nerd!!

ICanDeweyIt: SHUSH huey im bored

Junior-Woodchuck74: I know

adefinitelyrealboy: do you like cat videos, Dewey?

green-sharpie: oh no

adefinitelyrealboy: Webby and I have been sending some back and forth to each other!!

TheWebbedWonder: Finally a fellow cat video enthusiast :3

green-sharpie: webby istg

ICanDeweyIt: oh YES

adefinitelyrealboy: yay!!

adefinitelyrealboy: I’ll send them right away <3

Family Group Chat!!!

7:01 am

mutant-krill!!!!: good morning everyone!!

ICanDeweyIt: good morning!!

Lucky-Gander: good morning!

Lucky-Gander: What’s the haps today

lenaonme: please never say that again

TheWebbedWonder: I WANNA GO CAMPING

TheWebbedWonder: WHO’S WITH ME

Junior-Woodchuck74: Webby, we just started planning a sleepover

Junior-Woodchuck74: and you’re allegedly planning an adventure?

TheWebbedWonder: I am :3

Violet-Sabrewing: please stop using that emoticon

TheWebbedWonder: :3 :3 :3

adefinitelyrealboy: oh!! That’s so cute!!

TheWebbedWonder: I know :3

UnoCaballero: maybe focus on one thing at a time, webs

TheWebbedWonder: ugh fine

Adventure-Pilot: do you need any help planning your adventure?

TheWebbedWonder: Ooh are you offering?

Adventure-Pilot: sure!

TheWebbedWonder: !!! I’d love that!!

Adventure-Pilot: 💖💖💖

Tea Time: Stop stealing my children.

TheWebbedWonder: aww Granny!!

TheWebbedWonder: It’s okay you can both be my parental figures 💖

TheWebbedWonder: I have lots of them!!

ICanDeweyIt: Webby’s winning in terms of parental figures tbh

Junior-Woodchuck74: true 😔😔

TheWebbedWonder: >:3

green-sharpie: stOP

TheWebbedWonder: no >:3

dr. mad scientist: thanks i hate it

Tea Time: Which one of you children taught him that

Blathering-Blatherskite: I feel déja vu

Lil’ Bulb: I did :3

green-sharpie: NOOOO THEY’RE MULTIPLYING

TheWebbedWonder: YES

TheWebbedWonder: EMBRACE IT

ICanDeweyIt: never

ICanDeweyIt: YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME

TheWebbedWonder: I CAN AND I WILL

green-sharpie: lol run

Junior-Woodchuck74: Dewey just got up and sprinted away

lenaonme: webby ended our call :(

ICanDeweyIt: you guys called AGAIN

lenaonme: yes and

UnoCaballero: is someone else joining our chat today?

DosCaballero: wym?

Junior-Woodchuck74: Well, Webby seems to add one person every single day

Blathering-Blatherskite: except for yesterday, when she added both of you!

DosCaballero: hah! we’re special!

DosCaballero: @TrêsCaballero get over here we’re being special

TrêsCaballero: Did someone say special?

TrêsCaballero: Because I am very special! ✨

Junior-Woodchuck74: btw Tío José most people use that emoji ironically now

TrêsCaballero: Oh? Well I suppose they just couldn’t handle the sheer power of me! ✨

lenaonme: heck yeah reinvent the world break those stereotypes

lenaonme: @UnoCaballero stop editing my texts

TrêsCaballero: I will!

TrêsCaballero: the sparkles emoji was invented specifically for me

DosCaballero: oh absolutely

UnoCaballero: stop swearing then

lenaonme: ur not my dad

UnoCaballero: but I am your uncle

lenaonme: skdfghgfds

lenaonme: ok 

Junior-Woodchuck74: @Blathering-Blatherskite answer my DM

Scrooge-McDuck: don’t distract my employees at work lad

Blathering-Blatherskite: sorry I was getting something for webby

Scrooge-McDuck: you are working

Blathering-Blatherskite: yes that

dr. mad scientist: hey DUMMY

dr. mad scientist: get over here and work on this chart

Blathering-Blatherskite: why are you texting the mega group chat we're literally in the same room

Scrooge-McDuck: see laddie? work. work that needs to be done

Scrooge-McDuck: I’m not paying them to waste time on their phones, you hear?

ihaveahead!!!: i’m not sure if this is meant for huey or for us

Lil’ Bulb: probably both

Scrooge-McDuck: it’s both

ihaveahead!!!: that checks out

TheWebbedWonder added M.A.M.A. 

Blathering-Blatherskite: M’MA!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: oh hello Ms. Cabrera!!

M.A.M.A.: hello!!

Scrooge-McDuck: oh no my employee productivity!!

adefinitelyrealboy: Hello! I’m Boyd, a definitely real boy!

M.A.M.A.: um, alright.

M.A.M.A.: nice to meet you, Boyd!

adefinitelyrealboy: my name is an acronym just like yours!

M.A.M.A.: Oh really? What does your name stand for?

adefinitelyrealboy: Be Only Yourself Dude!

M.A.M.A.: Well that’s certainly wholesome.

adefinitelyrealboy: thanks! I picked it out myself!

adefinitelyrealboy: what does your name stand for?

M.A.M.A.: María Antonia Magdalena Aldonsa. It’s my name!

TheCrashiestCrash: neat!!

Scrooge-McDuck: welcome Ms. Cabrera, now my employees need to get back to work

UnoCaballero: ok lol

Scrooge-McDuck: what does that mean?

Scrooge-McDuck: Donald, what does that mean???

UnoCaballero: have fun~

Scrooge-McDuck: DONALD FAULTEROY DUCK

dr. mad scientist: HAHAHAHAHAHA your middle name is faulteroy???

Adventure-Pilot: dude your name is literally gyro you don’t have much of a leg here to stand on

dr. mad scientist: neither do you, DUMBELLA.

moonlander-general: HAHAHAHAHA is that really your full name??

Adventure-Pilot: shut up shut up

dr. mad scientist: that’s what you get

Blathering-Blatherskite: Gyro got banned from Starducks because he cursed out employees who thought his name was an allusion to the sandwich

dr. mad scientist: it’s not MY fault they can’t see the brilliance in a perfectly good name!!

dr. mad scientist: i picked it out myself!!

green-sharpie: oh, so it’s perfect in every way

dr. mad scientist: yes!!!

dr. mad scientist: wait was that sarcasm

dr. mad scientist: if that was sarcasm you will rue the day!!!

Scrooge-McDuck: Gyro, what did we say about threatening children?

dr. mad scientist: not to.

Scrooge-McDuck: good!!

Scrooge-McDuck: now get back to work

DosCaballero: you really have a one-track mind huh

Scrooge-McDuck: HEY

Lucky-Gander: he does care a lot about money

wreathedingold: ugh it’s the opposite

wreathedingold: he doesn’t care enough about money

Scrooge-McDuck: come now Goldie

Scrooge-McDuck: i put my family above my money and i’m not shy about it

Tea Time: as you should.

Scrooge-McDuck: thank you, Bentina.

Teach Penny and Mom Pokémon Group Chat!!!!

11:22 am

ICanDeweyIt: ok what’s your favorite pokemon

ICanDeweyIt: this is for science

Junior-Woodchuck74: did you finally escape from webby

ICanDeweyIt: shhh i’m hiding

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: not for long

ICanDeweyIt: nO

ICanDeweyIt: anyway

ICanDeweyIt: i’ll go first

wildlymisunderstood: i don’t like pokemon

TotallyNotGizmoduck: LIES

ICanDeweyIt: NO

ICanDeweyIt: i can’t believe you’d do this to me gyro

wildlymisunderstood: dr. gearloose

ICanDeweyIt: treason

ICanDeweyIt: treason of the highest caliber

ICanDeweyIt: this calls for… public execution!!!

wildlymisunderstood: lol no

aw-phooey: dewey…

ICanDeweyIt: anyway i like keldeo and jigglypuff

lenaonme: >:o neither of them are even blue

ICanDeweyIt: part of them are!!!

lenaonme: who are you and what have you done with dewey

ICanDeweyIt: shut UP

green-sharpie: anyway i like snorlax

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: leaked louie fact: he would snuggle with a snorlax

aw-phooey: confirmed

green-sharpie: whaaaaat they look vv cozy

green-sharpie: tell me you wouldn’t

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: okay fair

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: i’m writing down “snorlax plushie” as a gift idea!!

green-sharpie: OOOOOH 👀

green-sharpie: WEBS YOU’RE THE BEST

green-sharpie: the rest of you need to step up

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: 🥰🥰

green-sharpie: hey you know what i also like

green-sharpie: meowth

green-sharpie: meowth plushie go

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: i’ll put it on the list!

aw-phooey: louie

universesgreatestadventurer: louie

Junior-Woodchuck74: louie c’mon

green-sharpie: ugh fine

ICanDeweyIt: webby go

green-sharpie: you’re just trying to distract her aren’t you

ICanDeweyIt: yes and

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: fairy types!

wildlymisunderstood: of course

aw-phooey: i like Gyarados!

Lucky-Gander: as you should

moonlander-general: that sounds like Gyro’s name

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: ooh yeah it does!

wildlymisunderstood: I suppose Gyarados is deserving of my name

universesgreatestadventurer: oh my god-

wildlymisunderstood: della shut up

universesgreatestadventurer: hey

aw-phooey: hey

wildlymisunderstood: any pokemon would be better anyway though

aw-phooey: no they’re not

wildlymisunderstood: incorrect

TotallyNotGizmoduck: hey don’t fight!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: uhh

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl changed green-sharpie’s name to Snorlax’s Cuddle Buddy

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: tell me i’m wrong

wildlymisunderstood: you’re wrong

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: shut up you don’t actually think that you just wanted the chance to tell me off

wildlymisunderstood: truth

Snorlax’s Cuddle Buddy: okay valid 

Snorlax’s Cuddle Buddy: but how does that solve anything

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: idk

ICanDeweyIt: mom wbu?

worldsgreatestadventurer: my team consists of a growlithe, a lucario, a garchomp, a zorua, and a sneezel!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: oooh very concise i like it

worldsgreatestadventurer: thank you, dear!!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: 🥰🥰 skdfdksl;df

ICanDeweyIt: cool cool cool

ICanDeweyIt: writing that down thank you

worldsgreatestadventurer: should i be worried?

aw-phooey: nah

PM between TotallyNotGizmoduck and lenaonme

2:44 pm

lenaonme: yo

TotallyNotGizmoduck: hi, Lena.

lenaonme: so

lenaonme: huey yelled at me

TotallyNotGizmoduck: haha sorry

lenaonme: geez don’t apologize when i’m trying to apologize lmao

TotallyNotGizmoduck: oh! Uh.. i’m not sorry?

lenaonme: that works i guess

lenaonme: anyway it was supposed to be just light teasing i’m sorry for being mean

TotallyNotGizmoduck: it’s okay

lenaonme: you don’t have to say that

TotallyNotGizmoduck: it is though!

lenaonme: okay thanks

lenaonme: and please for the love of all things magic change your name

TotallyNotGizmoduck: one day

lenaonme: but really

lenaonme: i am sorry

TotallyNotGizmoduck: well… I hereby accept your apology!

lenaonme: kjsdfhgjfkdls

lenaonme: thanks

TotallyNotGizmoduck: anytime

2:53 pm

TotallyNotGizmoduck: oh and Lena?

lenaonme: yeah?

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I know we don’t really talk but I still care about you

lenaonme: huh

lenaonme: thanks

lenaonme: i really am sorry

TotallyNotGizmoduck: it’s okay

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I’m here if you need me

lenaonme: thanks

lenaonme: I might take you up on that one day

Family Group Chat!!!!

3:34 pm

UnoCaballero: is everyone okay?

UnoCaballero: sound off

green-sharpie: yep

Scrooge-McDuck: here

Blathering-Blatherskite: yeah, what’s going on?

Junior-Woodchuck74: Mom and Webby unleashed a portal to the boiling isles during their adventure research

Blathering-Blatherskite: oh shoot, do you need Gizmoduck’s help?

Blathering-Blatherskite: cause I can call him. Yeah. i have him on speed dial

Blathering-Blatherskite: cause so many of Gyro’s inventions go haywire!

Lil’ Bulb: oh my god

dr. mad scientist: not evil.

Blathering-Blatherskite: that’s not what I said.

dr. mad scientist: just wildly misunderstood.

Junior-Woodchuck74: Fenton… 

TheCrashiestCrash: I think we’re good! Thanks!

Blathering-Blatherskite: No problem!

TheWebbedWonder: yeah but it was fun! And I’m a lot closer to figuring out our adventure!

TheWebbedWonder: thanks!

Adventure-Pilot: anytime sweetie!

dr. mad scientist: your family is ridiculous

wreathedingold: seconded

Lucky-Gander: agreed

Adventure-Pilot: aw, you love us

lenaonme: you guys realize you’re all part of the family right

Violet-Sabrewing: the group chat is called “Family Group Chat”

TheWebbedWonder: don’t forget the exclamation points!!

Violet-Sabrewing: of course.

TheCrashiestCrash: Dewey and I are still wrangling the last of those demons, mr. d!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: then why are you texting?!

Junior-Woodchuck74: hang on, i’m coming over.

TheWebbedWonder: me too! woohoo, more demons to fight!!

lenaonme: oooh i’m coming over!!

Indy_Sabrewing: maybe not…

lenaonme: oh come on

lenaonme: we face way worse all the time!!

purpleisforthegays: oh that’s true…

Violet-Sabrewing: I’ve already packed by nunchucks.

purpleisforthegays: oh you girls are going to give me a heart attack one day.

Indy_Sabrewing: don’t worry honey, I’ve already doubled our vacation fund budget. I just had to take some away from the Junior Woodchucks donations.

Junior-Woodchuck74: aw man

lenaonme: 😔👊

Violet-Sabrewing: It do be like that.

green-sharpie: [screenshot-my-longest-yeah-boi-ever.png]

Indy_Sabrewing: Lena, you’re corrupting her.

lenaonme: as i should.

Tea Time: we all do need a vacation one of these days.

ICanDeweyIt: ooooooh

Junior-Woodchuck74: Dewey! More fighting, less texting!

ICanDeweyIt: I can multitask!

Junior-Woodchuck74: no you can’t!

Junior-Woodchuck74: studies have shown that multitasking is, on a nanosecond level, virtually impossible

ICanDeweyIt: well, impossible is just another kind of possible!

Junior-Woodchuck74: no it’s not.

ihaveahead!!!: why are you guys texting each other in the main group chat when you live in the same house?

ICanDeweyIt: because we can.

Junior-Woodchuck74: because he’s ignoring me and I can’t hear much over these demons

Lucky-Gander: checks out.

TheCrashiestCrash: we’re all good here!

Scrooge-McDuck: I think that’s the last of them.

mutant-krill!!!!: can you possibly save any specimens for me to study when I arrive in Duckburg?

green-sharpie: webby has ten.

Junior-Woodchuck74: i think Mom has a couple too.

Adventure-Pilot: sure do! and I’d be happy to share!

mutant-krill!!!!: great, thanks!

Blathering-Blatherskite: wait, are you coming to Duckburg?

dr. mad scientist: oh blathering blatherskite not again

Lil’ Bulb: be nice.

mutant-krill!!!!: based on the star and naval patterns I’ve been tracking, Mitzy, Gladstone, and I should be arriving in Duckburg in a couple days!

Junior-Woodchuck74: why didn’t you tell us in advance? We have to prepare!

mutant-krill!!!!: sorry little donald! But this is in advance!

Junior-Woodchuck74: okay fair

ghostbutler: @Tea Time

Tea Time: What

ghostbutler: the house is disgraceful

Tea Time: You bail every time a fight breaks out!

ghostbutler: one of the perks of the afterlife

Tea Time: ugh, you are insufferable.

Scrooge-McDuck: Duckworth was there! He and I fought together!

ICanDeweyIt: can confirm; i stuck my hand through him again!!!

ghostbutler: every time you do that i want to die and i’m already dead.

Tea Time: You saw me fighting twenty demons and bailed immediately.

ghostbutler: it’s a compliment! I figured you could take care of yourself!

ghostbutler: was I wrong?

Tea Time: no.

ghostbutler: perfect! And you still need to clean the house.

wreathedingold: I sense petty drama that somehow I did not cause.

wreathedingold: the world is unbalanced.

Scrooge-McDuck: oh don’t worry, you’ve caused plenty more than your share of petty drama

wreathedingold: oh Scroogey, you flatterer!

dr. mad scientist: i will never understand their romance.

M.A.M.A.: You and me both, and I’ve only been here for a couple of hours!

Blathering-Blatherskite: hey, you two finally agreed on something!

dr. mad scientist: you take that back!

Junior-Woodchuck74: just going to point out that we literally finished fighting five minutes ago and there’s already another fight

green-sharpie: what did you expect from this family?

Junior-Woodchuck74: okay fair

TheWebbedWonder: I’d like to think we’re pretty good 

TheWebbedWonder: especially compared to like the Beagle Boys and Mark Beaks and his mom

dr. mad scientist: HA that’s what he deserves

dr. mad scientist: mark beaks? how about no

ihaveahead!!!: we do not stan

dr. mad scientist: thank you

dr. mad scientist: me seeing mark beaks' name: wish i was jared, nineteen

green-sharpie: KHGFDFGHKLKHGFDSDFGH

Violet-Sabrewing: Don’t be mean

dr. mad scientist: i will not be lectured by a child!

M.A.M.A.: (or anyone)

dr. mad scientist: you say that like it’s an insult but it’s true

ihaveahead!!!: but you’re insulted, aren’t you?

dr. mad scientist: shut up.

TheWebbedWonder: hey Violet’s very knowledgeable!!

Violet-Sabrewing: thank you Webbigail!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: It’s interesting; both of those dysfunctional family dynamics are caused by power abuses and imbalances and lack of communication

Junior-Woodchuck74: both of them have gone far beyond that, but that’s the root of the problem

purpleisforthegays: interesting!

DosCaballero: forgive me, but who are these people again?

dr. mad scientist: god i wish that were me

moonlander-general: villainous fiends!!

DosCaballero: oh okay

DosCaballero: @TrêsCaballero time to fight! The Three Caballeros ride again!

TrêsCaballero: the Three Caballeros ride again!

UnoCaballero: The Three Caballeros ride again!

moonlander-general: Are you three going to say that every time you do something together?

Scrooge-McDuck: You get used to it lassie

Scrooge-McDuck: What you DON’T get used to is three freeloaders mooching off your house and food!!

UnoCaballero: haha bye Uncle Scrooge! Villanious villains to fight!!

Adventure-Pilot: Ooh, fights? Where?

UnoCaballero: not for u lol

Adventure-Pilot: HEY!!

M.A.M.A.: Should I be worried you’re all so eager to be violent or-

dr. mad scientist: you’ve punched me multiple times

M.A.M.A.: you deserved it

M.A.M.A.: And I’ll do it again

dr. mad scientist: noted

Scrooge-McDuck: please don’t incapitate my employee when he should be working

M.A.M.A.: So i’ll do it when he’s off the clock, got it!

dr. mad scientist: hey!!

Lil’ Bulb: he’s always working anyway

dr. mad scientist: true

Scrooge-McDuck: that’s right! You need to work less, lad. I don’t want the unions telling me to pay you overtime

dr. mad scientist: so I can get punched?

Violet-Sabrewing: only if you deserve it

dr. mad scientist: very encouraging, thank you /s

M.A.M.A.: you always deserve it

dr. mad scientist: there we go

TheCrashiestCrash: hey don’t worry Dr. G!! I think you’re a nice person!!

dr. mad scientist: that is factually incorrect but thank you

Blathering-Blatherskite: okay okay let’s all calm down

M.A.M.A.: just say the word, pollito, and I’ll punch his face in

Blathering-Blatherskite: that’s the opposite of what I was going for but thank you M’ma

TheWebbedWonder: YES VIOLENCE!!!

Blathering-Blatherskite: Webby no

TheWebbedWonder: I do think Fenton’s right though! Some problems are better solved with love and compassion

TheWebbedWonder: no matter how much I like punching things!!

Tea Time: that’s my granddaughter!

Scrooge-McDuck: atta girl!!

TheWebbedWonder: aww thank you 💖💖

adefinitelyrealboy: I agree! Talking and understanding can solve a lot of problems!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: statistically, a lot of problems are caused by simple miscommunication!

DosCaballero: especially in sitcoms and the like!

green-sharpie: it’s funny tho

purpleisforthegays: no, it’s just hard to watch

lenaonme: the secondhand embarrassment is real

Violet-Sabrewing: sometimes it’s done well, but that’s fairly rare. Of course that’s all an opinion.

TheCrashiestCrash: you gotta be careful to explain yourself before the problems get big!

Adventure-Pilot: that’s pretty insightful!!

PM between Junior-Woodchuck74 and TotallyNotGizmoduck

4:53 pm

Junior-Woodchuck74: Did you see the news?

TotallyNotGizmoduck: no I’m on the clock

TotallyNotGizmoduck: what happened? Is Gizmoduck needed?

Junior-Woodchuck74: I’m not sure

Junior-Woodchuck74: But there was another supposed PK sighting

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Interesting

TotallyNotGizmoduck: That’s the third time this week, and the seventh time this month

Junior-Woodchuck74: Some of them are definitely fake

Junior-Woodchuck74: But this one looks pretty real

Junior-Woodchuck74: If it’s faked they did a pretty good job

TotallyNotGizmoduck: my legal shift ends in forty minutes and Mr. McDuck will be displeased if I stay behind, but as long as I don’t mention overtime it should be fine

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Gyro does it all the time

Junior-Woodchuck74: Don’t take an example from Dr. Gearloose’s sleep schedule

TotallyNotGizmoduck: It is very unhealthy

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I’ve pulled my fair share of all-nighters working on projects, thought

Junior-Woodchuck74: That’s not the same though

Junior-Woodchuck74: I swear that man never sleeps

TotallyNotGizmoduck: He does

TotallyNotGizmoduck: at his desk

TotallyNotGizmoduck: for a couple minutes

TotallyNotGizmoduck: When Manny and I hide the coffee

Junior-Woodchuck74: of course

Junior-Woodchuck74: Well, thanks Fenton! Talk tomorrow?

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Of course

PM between Junior-Woodchuck74 and lenaonme

7:31 pm

lenaonme: so

lenaonme: i talked to fenton today

Junior-Woodchuck74: How did it go?

lenaonme: good, i think

Junior-Woodchuck74: That’s great!

lenaonme: he’s too nice for his own good

Junior-Woodchuck74: Well, you say the same thing about Webby, so I know that’s a compliment!

lenaonme: oh shut up

Junior-Woodchuck74: You know I’m right

Junior-Woodchuck74: anyway I think you guys will be friends!!

lenaonme: i think so too

Junior-Woodchuck74: Lena

Junior-Woodchuck74: You have no idea how happy that makes me

lenaonme: that’s what i’m going for

Junior-Woodchuck74: aww you softie

lenaonme: don’t tell anyone i have a reputation

Junior-Woodchuck74: I think you already ruined that one sorry Lena

Junior-Woodchuck74: we all see how you act around the Sabrewings and Webby

lenaonme: fair

PM between Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl and worldsgreatestadventurer

7:51 pm

worldsgreatestadventurer: did you get everything you needed?

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: yeah I got the amulet! 

worldsgreatestadventurer: perfect!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I almost have the entire adventure mapped out

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl we just need the key from the goblin realm!

worldsgreatestadventurer: you didn’t get that from the Demon Monarch?

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: they got thrown in goblin jail for a diplomatic miscommunication a few years back and lost it

worldsgreatestadventurer: well that’s fine! more adventure for us, then!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: woo-oo!!

worldsgreatestadventurer: so, how do we get to the goblin realm?

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: I got the incantation we need to open a portal from the Demon Monarch!

worldsgreatestadventurer: perfect! Do you want to invite Lena and Violet over?

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: do you even need to ask?

worldsgreatestadventurer: I guess not!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Violet and Lena are my supernatural summoning buddies! The boys just don’t have the same penchant for it as we do :(

worldsgreatestadventurer: ngl i think Louie got traumatized by one of your summonings

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: yeah, we try to do it when he’s out of the house now

worldsgreatestadventurer: good to hear

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: other than that, I finished the map of the rock course based on the testimony we got from that weird flesh creature from the other dimension!

worldsgreatestadventurer: haha yeah… that was weird…

worldsgreatestadventurer: let’s not think about that!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: fine by me!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: Do you want to play Death Soccer Obstacle Course with Dewey and I?

worldsgreatestadventurer: do I!!

Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl: meet you in the backyard!

worldsgreatestadventurer: I’ll be there!

Family Group Chat!!

8:34 pm

Junior-Woodchuck74: So.

Lucky-Gander: oh no

Blathering-Blatherskite: This can’t be good

DosCaballero: Donal’ used to do the same thing when he was mad!

UnoCaballero: I still do

UnoCaballero: and I am mad

TrêsCaballero: oh no

mutant-krill!!!!: what happened, little donald?

Junior-Woodchuck74: Dewey’s in the ER

M.A.M.A.: what? What happened? Do I need to arrest someone?!

Blathering-Blatherskite: Is there an evildoer on the loose?!

adefinitelyrealboy: oh no!! I hope he’s okay!!

TheCrashiestCrash: wait!! Dewey’s injured??

Tea Time: Launchpad you drove him there!!

TheCrashiestCrash: oh yeah!!

Lucky-Gander: ?

Tea Time: Dewey has a broken leg, but he’ll be fine

Junior-Woodchuck74: He was playing soccer on Webby’s obstacle course and jumped out of one of the third story windows

ihaveahead!!!: oh dear

ICanDeweyIt: it’s called death soccer obstacle course, dear hubert

dr. mad scientist: well I can see where the death part comes in

ghostbutler: In reality a broken leg is fairly tame compared to death

lenaonme: oh true

Violet-Sabrewing: you both would know

Indy_Sabrewing: Hey, be nice. Dewey just broke his leg.

TheWebbedWonder: there’s lots of death! Dewey’s just good enough to escape with only a broken leg!!

dr. mad scientist: jeez you are all crazy

lenaonme: so are you lol

ihaveahead!!!: you have no moral high ground here

Junior-Woodchuck74: Lena, what did we talk about?

lenaonme: bruh

lenaonme: sorry

ICanDeweyIt: nah ur good

dr. mad scientist: eh it’s true

dr. mad scientist:  i’m a scientist i don’t hide from the truth

ihaveahead!!!: …

Lil’ Bulb: are you sure about that

dr. mad scientist: shut UP

dr. mad scientist: you will be silent or i will make you

ihaveahead!!!: oooh i’m so scared

wreathedingold: ooh secrets!

green-sharpie: i am looking

dr. mad scientist: oh blathering blatherskite

ICanDeweyIt: hey this is about me remember?

Junior-Woodchuck74: dewey oh my god

green-sharpie: ok i won’t go with you to the hospital then

green-sharpie: i’ll sit on the couch and watch ottoman empire

ICanDeweyIt: you won’t you love me too much

ICanDeweyIt: right? Louie?

ICanDeweyIt: LOUIE???

ICanDeweyIt: quick everyone help me spam his pms

dr. mad scientist: i have better things to be doing 

lenaonme: i spam his pms daily it won’t make a difference

ICanDeweyIt: yall are the worst 💔💔

UnoCaballero: so no one’s going to mention that that’s just not nice

UnoCaballero: ok

Adventure-Pilot: you’re just salty that I spam your pms daily

Adventure-Pilot: kids did i do it right? Did i use the slang???

TheWebbedWonder: yes good job!!

lenaonme: congrats

Junior-Woodchuck74: good job mom!!

Adventure-Pilot: heck yeah!!

green-sharpie: shut UP i'm coming

ICanDeweyIt: I knew you couldn't resist the Dewey charm!!

green-sharpie: oh trust me, it's very easy

green-sharpie: it's harder to not resist it

ICanDeweyIt: but you do, because you loooooveeee meeeeee

green-sharpie: ...fine

ICanDeweyIt: 😌👊

Junior-Woodchuck74: DEWEY GET OFF YOUR PHONE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO IN

PM between 22 and ghostbutler

11:25 pm

22: bitch

ghostbutler: How crass, Bentina. It fits you.

22: bitch

ghostbutler: blocked

22: unblock me

ghostbutler: yes?

22: bitch

~

names (as of the end of the story)

Huey: Junior-Woodchuck74 Dewey: ICanDeweyIt Louie: Lou / green-sharpie* Webby: TheWebbedWonder / Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl* Donald: aw-phooey* / Dadnald Scrooge: Scrooge-McDuck* / Moneybags Della: worldsgreatestadventurer* / Adventure-Pilot / universesgreatestadventurer /acepilot Beakley: 22 Launchpad: TheCrashiestCrash Lena: lenaonme Violet: Violet-Sabrewing Duckworth: ghostbutler Gyro: worldsgreatestinventor* / dr mad scientist / wildlymisunderstood Fenton: TotallyNotGizmoduck* / Blathering-Blatherskite Manny: ihaveahead!!! Lil' Bulb: worldsgreatestinvention* / Lil' Bulb Gladstone: Lucky-Gander Fethry: mutant-krill!!!! Indy: Indy_Sabrewing Ty: purpleisforthegays Goldie: Wine-Aunt* / wreathedingold Penny: moonlander-general

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*kicks down door* WE'RE BACK BAYBEE!!!!

I'm really sorry about the wait. I didn't intend for it to be this long. I did have a suspicion I might need more time, especially since the day I was originally supposed to post this was the first day of school and just before that I had just pounded out a pretty major piece of writing in two days, so I was a bit burned out. But I've had low motivation because of school, and I've also been working on a pretty big project - I'm writing the script for a fangan comic on instagram (cerealronpa)! (it was pretty fun working on this story and that at the same time because they have COMPLETELY different moods haha.) It won't be out for a while yet and the premise is pretty different from my usual stuff, but I highly encourage you to check it out when it comes out.

anyway between Cerealronpa and school I definitely have less time and motivation than before, so I might push this back to updating every two weeks instead of weekly, sorry about that. I'm not entirely sure if I'll be able to even stick to that, given how long it took me to get this one out, but I'll do my best! it's a little better now that I've settled into a routine anyway.

for the life of me I could not figure out a good username for Officer Cabrera when I was planning this, so I think the wait turned out well because of Frank's ask! I was writing her introduction and trying to think up one on the fly when I was like oH WAIT- djsdfgfd

a very very big thank you to everyone who replied to my tumblr post or discord message(s) about what pokemon the ducktales characters would have! if you responded to this fic offering to help me with pokemon I haven't forgotten that it's just talking to new people is scary so I chickened out this time sjdfgfdfghgfd i'll get you sometime! But for now this is good. I tried to include every pokemon people gave me so I hope it makes sense! Also a thank you to my friend Moon, who's a very big Pokemon fan but not a Ducktales fan, and who did her best to help me. She won't see this but she deserves a shoutout anyway.

Della and Webby's dynamic is one of my favorites so expect more of it!! I was surprised to realize I hadn't written an PM of them yet so here we go!! There'll definitely be more of it in the future.

also there are lowkey Weblena hints in this one if you squint since I just kind of vibed with it while I was writing, but if Weblena's not your cup of tea don't worry. I love me some good Weblena any day, but the focus of this fic has and always will be family and character dynamics. I'm not sure how it'll play out but I love Webby and Lena's dynamic, romantic or platonic, so just a heads up!

don't pull all-nighters like Gyro unless you really need to, kids. get some sleep, it's good for you!

there's a very small tdp reference and a lot3c reference in here and i'm really curious if anyone will catch them 👀

there's also a very small line that's me just like Gyro trans? Gyro trans. Anyway you can pry trans Gyro out of my cold dead hands please and thank you

I think the "Gyro got banned from Starducks" thing is from a very very old discussion (like 2 years ago dsddfgjaksld) I think it might've been @fangirl530 who brought it up? unsure. but it pops up in my head every now and then and i love it so much

I hope you enjoyed and I'll do my best to update again soon!! Your support, especially comments, but even just the hit count, means the world to me. It makes me really happy to hear people are enjoying this story!! I'm so happy it's as fun for you to read as it is for me to write.