#noodle box manufacturer

[disposablepaperfoodcontainers]

Buy Noodles Packaging Boxes Online in Bulk or Wholesale

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[hasufin]

Shrinkflation

So, I found out a fun fact this last weekend!

Every state has a Department of Weights and Measures. One of their jobs is to make sure that companies are actually selling you the quantities they claim they're selling. For example, this is the department which tests gas pumps and makes sure they're really pumping out a gallon of gas when they charge you for a gallon of gas.

So....

If you happen to, just as an example, notice that your 1lb (16 ounce) box of San Giorgio spaghetti actually only has 10oz of noodles, and you weigh your other boxes of spaghetti to discover they run from 10 to 14 ounces but never the full pound they're supposed to have, and that's why you never seem to have enough pasta for leftovers the next day, then you can report that to the Department of Weights and Measures.

They will want to know where you bought the item, and then will investigate whether the store or the manufacturer is routinely shorting customers. If they do, they will issue a fine to the offending party, you will be eligible for a refund, and under some circumstances lawsuits may follow.

Now, I don't know the outcome of the complaint I just initiated, but they did not want to know specific receipts or times of purchase. Which is good for me as I didn't keep any of those things, at the time I just said "Wow, fuck San Giorgio" and switched brands. But this is still enough to get an inspector out.

[polypack]

Why Buying Noodle Paper Box Packaging in Bulk Makes Sense

The aroma of steaming noodles mingled with the satisfying rustle of a paper box opening – it's a familiar experience for many. But for businesses serving up noodle delights, choosing the right packaging involves more than just convenience. Enter bulk buying noodle paper boxes directly from manufacturers. Why should this be your go-to move? Let's dig in:

Cost Savings: It's the big advantage. Buying in bulk directly from manufacturers bypasses middlemen, translating to significant cost reductions per box. This can boost your profit margins or allow you to offer more competitive prices, attracting more customers. Imagine the impact on your bottom line!

Inventory Efficiency: Say goodbye to last-minute panics. Stocking up on boxes ensures you're always prepared for peak seasons or unexpected surges in demand. No more scrambling for suppliers or facing stockouts that disappoint customers. You'll have the peace of mind of predictable inventory management.

Customization Options: Don't settle for generic boxes. Many manufacturers offer customization options like printing your logo, brand colors, or even unique designs. This elevates your brand identity and makes your packaging stand out, creating a memorable experience for customers.

Quality Control: Dealing directly with the source means greater control over quality. You can discuss material specifics, ensure food safety standards are met, and address any concerns directly with the manufacturer. This translates to peace of mind knowing your packaging is top-notch.

Reduced Environmental Impact: Bulk buying often means less frequent deliveries, minimizing transportation emissions. Additionally, some manufacturers offer eco-friendly paper boxes made from recycled materials or biodegradable options. This aligns your business with sustainability practices, resonating with environmentally conscious customers.

Building Relationships: Partnering directly with a manufacturer fosters better communication and understanding of your needs. This can lead to negotiated pricing, faster turnaround times, and even exclusive collaborations on new packaging designs. A win-win for both!

Remember: While bulk buying offers advantages, consider your storage space and projected demand to ensure optimal use.

[banj0possum]

All You Need

Yandere! Bodyguard x Gn Reader

CW: obsessive behavior, minor stalking

i changed his name, his old name was doo doo, it was but a trick of the light

IM CHANGING HIS NAME AGAI-

♠️ Never before would you have ever considered hiring a bodyguard, you could defend yourself on your own just fine, but with all your rival manufacturers trying to get you out of the competition with assassinations and attempted kidnappings, you had no choice.

♠️ Feelings were a very rare thing for Baron, and he was fine with it, after all, emotions weren't a very helpful thing to have when your job is to kill people. There was no room for soft, sappy things like that when you lived in his side of the city.

♠️ But his cold and empty demeanor was somehow broken through the moment he saw you.

♠️ The smile you had on your face pierced his heart like cupid's arrow, it was like love at first sight for him.

♠️ He was just getting some rest after a particularly stressful job at a nearby bar when he heard the sweetest laughter from across the room.

♠️ There you were, the most beautiful person he's ever laid eyes upon. You were sitting with some other people, talking and drinking together like all the other patrons, but you stood out to him like a precious gem amongst stone.

♠️ It seemed as if the world slowed down when your eyes briefly met his.

♠️ He would now frequent that bar, learning what you like to order, when you get there and who you'd be with.

♠️ He's never talked to you, or even interacted with you in any way, but the feelings he had for you couldn't be denied. You're just too adorable!!

♠️ Through his connections, he found out you were a big name in weapons design. Unique and beautifully deadly instruments of death were created by your hands. Is it weird he finds that hot?

♠️ He'd start off making anonymous orders for weapons to you, it was normal to get one that was unnamed, so you thought nothing of it.

♠️ When he got his order, an intricately designed dagger, he couldn't bring himself to use it on anyone. This is a gift from his kind and talented darling! He couldn't just stab it into someone's chest like any other knife!

♠️ Yes, he has a little shrine of you.

♠️ When he heard you were hiring for a bodyguard, he was ecstatic! Finally, he can be with you for real! He had to stop himself from giggling like a little girl in front of his colleagues.

♠️ He applied for the job and immediately was given instructions to your address, he read it over and over again until it was engraved into his mind.

♠️ "Tomorrow, 5pm. 93 Lebberside Ave. Door with the hummingbird symbol on it in the alley. Do not be late."

♠️ When he arrived at the location, his heart was pounding under his cold expression. He knocked on the door and heard a muffled crash from inside with a small "Shit!" before the sound of multiple clicks of locks followed.

♠️ You pulled the door open and looked up at the man with dark eyes.

♠️ "Are you the applicant?"

♠️ "Y-yes.." God he stuttered, he hoped you couldn't see his flushed face.

♠️ "Good, come in." You pulled him in and swiftly locked the door again.

♠️ He looks around and it looked like a normal home, albeit a little cluttered. Boxes of files and paper were almost everywhere with takeout boxes and noodle cups on every surface of the house. Looks like you've been piled with work for a long time, poor thing, you really need him to take care of you don't you?

♠️ He sits down on the couch across from the little bean bag you were sitting on while reading a file you grabbed from the coffee table, god you're adorable..

♠️ "So you're..?"

♠️ "Baron..Baron Valencia.."

♠️ "Baron..."

♠️ Oh god say his name again please plea-

♠️ "Hm..your file's pretty good..and you don't have any recent dealings with my competitors? Interesting, looks like you have a good eye for quality weaponry huh?" You smile at his file before looking at him with fox eyes. The things he'd let you do to him...

♠️ "I just took a liking to your model's, they're more convenient and useful than others.." He says with a straight face.

♠️ You chuckle and ask him a few more questions before eventually moving on to small talk, he relished in the time you two spent together laughing at past experiences and jokes, it was like he's known you forever, it took every muscle in his body just to stop himself from smiling too much.

♠️ Eventually, you got up and patted his lap, putting down the file. "Well, Mr. Valencia, you're hired!" You say with a smile, the same smile that melted his heart the first time he saw you.

♠️ "Really?! I-I mean- thank you..Boss.."

♠️ He regains his calm composure after letting his voice go a little too high for his liking, any embarrassment he would've had in that situation was replaced with a warm, tingly feeling as you placed a hand on his shoulder, giggling.

♠️ After that, he'd watch you like a hawk, always being by your side ready to protect you, even if you’re just at home. You never know when someone will try to hurt you!

♠️ He'd be looming over you, giving any poor soul trying to talk to you a death stare until you introduced them as friends of yours, he's a giant guard dog basically.

♠️ His stoic expression would persist even when you make small talk with him all the time so casually. It was like he wasn't even your bodyguard sometimes, just a friend you were hanging out with.

♠️ He wasn't all intimidating and cold, he was also very concerned for your health...all the time, and can you blame him? You've been living off of takeout and instant noodles for months!

♠️ "Boss, I think you should eat a proper dinner and not fastfood again, I'll cook for you."

♠️ "Your work can wait, Boss. I'm sure your client can wait another day, please, you look tired."

♠️ It's all part of being your bodyguard! He has to keep you safe and healthy! He'd be happy to move in so he can protect you 24/7 if you'd let him.

♠️ He'd offer to help you clean your living space a little too, since you're so busy and all with work, he might as well make life easier for you. You said yes to get him to stop pestering you about it and when you came back to the living room, all the clutter and empty food containers were gone..as well as a few of your clothes..I guess he put them away as well, how nice of him.

♠️ If you confront him about this, he'd deny it all flushed in between stutters.

♠️ "Well Baron, it sounds to me like you want to be my househusband more than a bodyguard with all your offers for looking after me and such."

♠️ "Wh- Me? N-no! I'd never! I-I mean unless you'd want that..Not that I'm saying I want to! But well uhm- I-if you uh..uhm..I'll leave you alone to work..."

♠️ On days off a.k.a. days you forced him to take a break from taking care of you to get a bit of breathing space for yourself, he'd stalk your social medias or flat out stalk you. A true bodyguard never stops protecting their boss! He just wants to watch over you!

♠️ On the rare occasions that you're too deep in work and not getting a blink of sleep, he'd use his strong arms to pull you into bed and force you to rest. It wasn't long before he heard you softly snoring in his arms, you were exhausted from long days of working and delivering orders and evading taxes and such, no wonder you went out like a light.

♠️ He looked down at you as he sighed lovingly, placing a kiss on your head, whispering a soft "Goodnight, cariño.." Before drifting off to sleep himself.

♠️ "..Goodnight Baron.."

♠️ "B-Boss! Y-you heard that?!"

[fieldghoul]

Some objects at Sister Imperator's monitor station:

Vintage Vampire/Goblin Halloween Bucket, possibly this exact one available for rental at Acme Props Brooklyn.

Mercedes-Benz AMG GT Diecast Model Car (I think the Kinsmart 1/32 scale -- it's definitely the AMG GT, some diecast nerd out there can probably identify the actual scale and diecast manufacturer)

Pill bottles, that suggest her legal name is Sister Imperator

Ritz Bits cheese crackers. I strongly suspect the blue bag underneath the Ritz Bits bag is Oreo minis based on extensive personal experience looking at vending machine options for lunch.

Cup O'Crazy Candy Noodles

Parian Bust of the Water Nymph Clytie, which is another Acme rental

Chessmen Cookies, the queen cookie on top and bishop cookie below, if you want to get specific.

Off-brand kleenex in this exact box design, if you want to get REALLY specific.

A VHS of the "Nap Time" Chapter.

An antique Psalm board with the numbers 6, 3, 44, and 55. For those of you who were not raised Catholic, a board like this would be in front of the altar during mass to direct parishioners to what music would be used for the mass.

[lenixsocial]

Will it Cereal? - A Review in two parts:

Aaaaah, Rhett and Link! I love you guys every weekday morning gracing my TV screen. Your silly antics and banter make me smile. Your tshirts are fun and funky. Your paid subscription service is unique and enjoyable. I'm a Mythical Beast, it's fair to say.

Now, anyone that knows these two knows they love Peanut Butter and they love cereal. Especially Link. So therefore, I jumped when they brought out their own cereal. They were hyping it up as a bowl of nostalgia with a less serious concept, and an 80's vibe.

I will give my final overall rating at the end.

I decided to split my taste test between the two cereals. First up is the "Sweet Mac N Mello":

Cost: ⭐️⭐️/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️: This cereal is EXPENSIVE. The two pack is cost prohibitive and the four pack is over $30! Add to this that many have mistaken a subscription to the cereal for a one time purchase, and it's apparent there's a cost issue here. Yes I get that it's not in stores and that'll inflate cost being direct to consumer, but it's a damn small box to boot (9oz.). Low marks here.

The Experience: ⭐️/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️: This cereal is made in LA, and then (in my case) took a tour of the US Postal network: Idaho, Iowa, Illinois, Ohio, Arizona, then a week in Whittier, California only about three hours from the manufacturing point and then three days in Las Vegas before another two more days waiting in the North Las Vegas distribution center. The shipping is NOT streamlined and is definitely in need of an upgrade.

The box is weak, glue issues on some, and structural deficiencies on mine. The backs are barely hanging on by a thread.

The bags are glued shut well, preserving freshness which is one kudos I can give.

The Randler on the box is retro and the colors used are vibrant, it's a pleasing design.

Taste: ⭐️⭐️/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️: It's bland. Apparently Rhett and Link had to find some place that would make elbow macaroni cereal noodles for this cereal. It was a cute idea in thought, and absolutely awful in execution. The noodles are gigantic and you'll find yourself trying to cram five or six at a time into your maw, only for the majority of the ones on your spoon to splashdown bowlside and the milk typhoons up onto you. If you aren't so lucky, the shape of the cereal will hold onto milk and will dump plenty on you because they're hollow.

Initially I thought the taste was that of Kix, but after a bowl I've decided that it's more closely that of Honeycomb. The cereal itself even reminds me of that brand, even down to the mouthfeel. The mallows are tiny by comparison and are of the sort you find in instant packs with hot cocoa mix. Imparting a generic lightly sweet crunch.

The cereal milk is weird. There's a greasy sheen on top of the milk, it has a vanilla milk smell while the milk is still cold, and begins to smell of coffee after sitting for about five minutes. After 20 minutes it reaches room temp and the smell is popcorn. The milk tastes absolutely disgusting, ending up tasting like someone melted a stick of butter in a glass of milk. Very little sweetness and I can't see any kid drinking this.

As a dry snack, it tastes worse and the texture is styrofoam meets wet cardboard. The taste gives off stale cornmeal vibes which is odd for a fresh bag of cereal.

Overall: ⭐️⭐️/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️: This cereal won't cereal. It barely is edible. I now have to eat one and a third boxes of it. Fun times. The PB and Honey I'm hoping is a lot more flavorful. The experience was bad, the product is not good and it's kinda ironic that Rhett and Link would push the retro angle so hard and not give us what made 80's cereals so great: SUGAR. Once again: SUGAR. SUGAR. SUGAR. It needs it soooooo bad.

[walrusmagazine]

Kraft Dinner is Canada’s True National Dish

In a single year, the company manufactured 120 million boxes of powdered cheese and noodles

Manufactured foods originally appealed to consumers because they were beacons of progress — which they were, if you bought in to the premise that food is just fuel, and if you measured success by how cheaply and quickly a meal could be prepared. But as convenience foods became more common and cooking from scratch less so, people began to miss the connection they once had to how food was produced, on the farm and in the kitchen. They craved the meals their mothers once cooked, the real mac and cheese, homemade. So Kraft cannily adjusted its marketing strategy, creating an ersatz nostalgia for the very thing KD had supplanted. “Mama’s in the kitchen making mac and cheese,” ran one American marketing slogan. Another announced: “Two new Kraft home cooked dinners, the quick kind you cook up fresh.”

Read more at thewalrus.ca.

Illustration by Jennifer Daniel (instagram.com/jenniferxdaniel)

[themidrashist]

On becoming

Note: this is an unedited free-write.

As I pickup my lifelong but often lost writing habit, as I progress in masculinizing my increasingly precious and increasingly fragile body, and as I begin using this website in earnest (despite Twitter hanging on), in many ways I feel as though I'm finally becoming the person I was meant to be a decade ago.

A decade ago I was dangerously depressed. I was in a toxic working/living situation. I was mentally and emotionally reckoning with the most significant, most personally betraying of my sexual assaults (I was about to say, "three that I'm aware of, though there could be more I've blocked out", though as I decided whether to include this line, I remembered a fourth). Then, as now, I was struggling to cook sufficiently nourish my body—then I was surviving on trail mix, now on microwave noodle bowls. But generally, there was so much Other Shit I had to deal with that I couldn't deal with This Shit then.

Spelling it out, This Shit is definitely a higher rung on the self-actualization scale. And while I'm a decade wiser, and on multiple classes of antidepressants, and with a much more sustainable work/life balance, I actually think my ability to finally Become—that is, to enact those slow-and-steady, consistent, back-burner dreams—largely comes down to two things:

awareness and acceptance of my disabilities, specifically including knowing better how and when to accommodate myself, and

artificially raising my testosterone levels to a point where my soul and spirit feel more in alignment, and more attuned to and settled in my body.

(Because this is the internet, to be extra, especially, abundantly clear: there is nothing "unnatural" or "artificial" about being trans. But as a scientist with an engineering spirit, I use "artificial" in its technical sense, ie human-made, manufactured in a lab rather than in the testicles I don't have. My need for T is natural. My source of T is artificial. But both are very real and valid.)

I have spent so much time mourning my late start at both of these: the neutral and positive experiences I missed out on, the negative experiences I could have avoided if only I'd known better, the sublimation of my body's needs for others, the sublimation of my personality for my own protection.

While I came to understand them separately at different ages in different ways for different precipitating reasons, I believe they are intimately and inextricably linked. The proteins that hold every organ in my body in place are misshapen. The structures of my brain are different. The way I think is different. Of course my sense of self is both minority and minoritized. My disabilities free me from the groupthink neurotypicals generally aren't self aware enough to notice they're engaged in. Sure I'm in constant pain and can't participate in most of my hobbies. Sure I've been boxed out of my chosen profession. At least I know every part of me is Me. At least I've learned how to find that, connect with it, unmask, and be happy. So what if I have a paid hospital bill I'm still being billed for that I can't figure out how to get rid of after my first attempt failed?

On the one hand, I've been broken over and over. I'm a shell of who I once was. I am the living ghost of promises unfulfilled.

On the other, things that shock, awe, and horrify the cis and abled are...barely a shrug to me.

I know I've written things that will piss of some people if they ever are in a position to read this. By way of explanation or apology, see above.

[whumpster-fire]

Thin Spaghetti but all the strands are around 2-3" long. Impossible to twirl with a fork, too thin to effectively stab, just long enough for their weight to pull them off a spoon.

The exact shape as Pringles potato chips but pasta

"Oops! We accidentally mixed up a 1010 aluminum extrusion die with our pasta press!"

This is kind of low-hanging fruit / edgelord-ey but I have to say it: I think Swastika-shaped noodles are a contender based on sheer unmarketability. They'd also probably tangle / break in the box and turn into a bunch of awkward shaped short 90 degree elbows but that's secondary to the corporate PR disaster that Barilla prominently displaying them on a package next to their logo would be.

To maintain the tangleability / fragility of the above answer without the offensiveness: Barrel Of Monkeys noodles. The arms would definitely fall off and if any survived long enough to be cooked they'd be too floppy to function. This has excellent potential for deceptive advertising showing a smiling chef lifting a long chain of them out of a steaming pot.

4x2 Lego(TM) Bricks are thin enough walled that I think they'd satisfy the "enough surface area to cook" requirement but probably a manufacturing nightmare.

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

[pono-hawaiian-foods]

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[catonablog-blog-blog]

Title: Landmark Victory for Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel in Noodle Muddle v. Boondoggle Greetings to all you fine folks out there on the cybernetic realm! It is I, Rufus T. Flywheel, esteemed partner at the illustrious law firm of Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel, coming to you with exhilarating news fresh off the legal press. Yes, indeed, it gives me immense pleasure to share with you the details of a momentous occasion that will forever be etched in the annals of legal history - our landmark victory in the case of Noodle Muddle v. Boondoggle! Now, before I delve into the nitty-gritty details of this thrilling legal saga, allow me to provide you with a bit of context about myself and the esteemed firm of Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel. Our firm prides itself on a long-standing tradition of serving justice with a dash of panache and a dollop of wit. With a team of sharp legal minds and a penchant for out-of-the-box thinking, we have successfully navigated countless legal quagmires and emerged victorious time and time again. As for myself, Rufus T. Flywheel, I must confess that the legal profession runs deep in my veins. From a young age, I was captivated by the intricacies of the law and the thrill of the courtroom drama. With a quick wit and a sharp tongue, I soon found myself carving out a niche in the legal world as a formidable force to be reckoned with. And so, it was only natural that I would rise through the ranks to become a partner at Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel, where my distinctive brand of legal acumen has earned me a loyal following of clients and admirers alike. But I digress. Let us now turn our attention to the crux of the matter - the case of Noodle Muddle v. Boondoggle. This particular case was like no other we had encountered before, a veritable maze of legal intricacies and convoluted arguments that would have left lesser attorneys scratching their heads in bewilderment. But not us, oh no! Armed with our keen intellects and unshakeable determination, we dove headfirst into the fray, ready to take on whatever challenges lay in our path. The crux of the dispute in Noodle Muddle v. Boondoggle revolved around a rather peculiar set of circumstances involving two rival noodle manufacturers - the eponymous Noodle Muddle and the enigmatic Boondoggle. At the heart of the matter was a contentious patent dispute over a revolutionary new noodle-making technology that had the potential to transform the industry as we knew it. Noodle Muddle claimed that Boondoggle had infringed upon their patented noodle-making process, resulting in significant financial losses and irreparable damage to their reputation. On the other hand, Boondoggle vehemently denied the allegations, arguing that their noodle-making method was a completely original creation that bore no resemblance to Noodle Muddle's patented technology. Enter Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel. With our trademark blend of legal prowess and strategic thinking, we quickly got to work unraveling the complexities of the case and formulating a winning strategy. Our team of crack attorneys pored over mountains of legal documents, interviewed numerous witnesses, and meticulously dissected every aspect of the competing noodle-making processes in question. As the case unfolded in the hallowed halls of the courtroom, tensions ran high and the stakes grew ever higher. Each side presented compelling arguments and counterarguments, leaving the judge and jury in a state of rapt attention. But through it all, we at Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel remained steadfast in our commitment to upholding the principles of justice and defending the rights of our clients with unwavering dedication. And then, on that fateful day when the final verdict was handed down, the courtroom erupted in a chorus of gasps and whispers as the judge pronounced our victory in favor of Noodle Muddle. The evidence was clear, the arguments were sound, and justice had prevailed. It was a moment of triumph unlike any other, a vindication of our hard work and a testament to the power of the law in its purest form. So, dear readers, as I bring this blog post to a close, I do so with a sense of immense pride and gratitude. The victory in Noodle Muddle v. Boondoggle was not just a win for our clients, but a triumph for the very essence of justice itself. It served as a reminder that with perseverance, dedication, and a touch of legal ingenuity, even the most daunting of challenges can be overcome. And so, as we at Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel bask in the glow of our latest triumph, we look ahead to the future with renewed vigor and determination. More cases await, more challenges beckon, and more victories lie on the horizon. With your support and our unwavering commitment to excellence, there is no doubt that we will continue to write our own chapter in the grand tapestry of legal history. Until next time, my dear readers, remember this - in a world of uncertainty and chaos, the beacon of justice shines bright, guiding us towards a future where right will always triumph over wrong. And when the need arises, remember that Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel will be there, ready to fight for what is just and true. Yours in legal triumph, Rufus T. Flywheel

[mavtech]

Canine Catastrophe Leads to Communist Capers: My Dog Destroyed My iPad, Now I Have a "New" One from China (Don't Tell Apple!)

Let's face it, folks. Owning a dog is a constant gamble. You open your heart, you open your home, and sometimes, you open the door to find your favorite chew toy transformed into a drool-covered iPad graveyard.

That, my friends, was my reality last week. My trusty iPad, the one that held all my notes, games, and questionable internet searches, was now a mangled mess, courtesy of my overly enthusiastic golden retriever, Sir Barks-a-Lot (yes, very creative, I know).

Devastated? Absolutely. Broke? Also, yes. But then, a glimmer of hope emerged from the depths of the internet (a place Sir Barks-a-Lot is thankfully banned from). I stumbled upon a website that promised "amazing deals" on electronics – specifically, iPads that looked suspiciously familiar to my dearly departed one.

Now, I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but something smelled a little… well, like cheap plastic and questionable manufacturing. But hey, desperation is a powerful motivator, and the price tag was lower than a squirrel's self-preservation instincts. So, I took the plunge.

A week later, a package arrived (wrapped in what appeared to be recycled pizza boxes – a sustainability effort I can get behind!). Inside, nestled amongst packing peanuts that suspiciously resembled packing ramen noodles, was my "new" iPad.

Let me tell you, this thing is… unique. The Apple logo looks more like a confused pear, and Siri has been replaced with "Shiri," who speaks in a heavily accented monotone and constantly reminds me to "drink more water, comrade." The games are… interesting. There's "Angry Birds: Siberian Gulag Edition" and "Candy Crush: Proletariat Sweets."

But hey, it works! I can still write notes, play questionable internet games (though I swear the graphics are slightly more… socialist realist), and most importantly, keep Sir Barks-a-Lot entertained with his newfound chew toy (don't tell him it's his iPad doppelganger).

So, the moral of the story? Never underestimate the power of a desperate online search and a dog with a penchant for destruction. And if you're looking for a "slightly used" iPad at a bargain price, well, you know where to look (but maybe stock up on instant ramen and vodka for after-sales support).

Disclaimer: I am in no way endorsing questionable online marketplaces or iPads that speak in broken English with a communist agenda. But hey, if you're feeling adventurous (and broke), who am I to judge? Check it out at your own risk: [https://tinyurl.com/mr7a9aft] (Just don't tell Apple I sent you!)

[harrywhite78]

A Closer Look at Noodle Box Manufacturers and Their Uses

Packaging is more than just holding the food items with protection. It is something that separates you from the other competitors. CustomBoxesZone is a reliable packaging manufacturer for impactful Noodle Boxes. We care for our customers' choices and give you favorite shape boxes. Our full range of professional packaging makes you stand out. Further, it will guarantee the protection of food items inside the boxes.

These boxes are famous because of their unique designs and styles. We always listen to our customers' creative ideas. While customizing the packaging boxes, our professionals keep an eye on the latest trends. So that you can make something different to attract the audience. People often judge the quality of food from its packaging. So, you can leave a good impression with the distinctive packaging solutions.

Noodle Boxes-An Ideal and Excellent Packaging

When it comes to the presentation of the food items, these boxes are ideal. The unique designs and convenient nature of Noodle Boxes USA make them special. They are perfect for delivering the noodles from your shop to customers. Our customized boxes are suitable; you don't need bowls or other containers. We offer quality packaging with valuable designs to impress the buyer. Moreover, it gives the noodles an excellent look on shelves.

To get a better look at noodle packaging, we offer a variety of designs. You can make beautiful colorful themes to grab customer's attention. Most brands choose colors that complement their products. The colors that are related to the brand themes make your products recognizable. Besides that, noodles have different flavors. Its packaging colors should talk about the inside noodles. So that customers can choose their favorite noodle flavor.

The best thing about the Custom Packaging is that you can bring creativity. Your choice of colors, designs, and shapes will give noodles a powerful presentation on shelves. Here at CustomBoxesZone, we are passionate about empowering your brands. Our custom boxes are cost-effective and bring the maximum sales of products.

Food Gradable and sustainable Custom Noodle Boxes 

As a retailer brand, you must be aware of the importance of sustainable packaging. Our lightweight and durable packaging will preserve the inside items. Customers choose those brands that give quality packaging noodle boxes wholesale. We craft the material in cardboard and kraft material to keep the food items. These materials bring a hundred percent safety for your delicious food items. Moreover, they will deliver the noodles to customers without any damage.

The other primary concern of customers is eco-friendly packaging. We have an idea of how customers trust those brands that give importance to eco-friendly packaging. Thus, our quality assurance team offers 100 % recyclable material. In addition, we apply the coating layers to protect the noodles from external harm. The lamination inside and outside never allows the germs to enter and destroy products. The application of transparent layers gives a shiner effect to the packaging. You can show your valuable products and avoid moisture and dust particles.

Custom Printed Noodle Boxes for Your Business

Have you ever considered the potential of custom-printed noodle boxes with logos? This will make your business popular among the other brands. Our state-of-the-art printing technology perfectly creates the packaging for your brand publicity. We mention the logo designs, taglines, and slogans to introduce your brand. The catchy designs of the logo will impress the customers. Moreover, it gives you recognition in the competitive market.

Fast food printed noodle boxes must talk about the products. You can mention the ingredients, expiration dates, and other information on the boxes. Most of the time, customers just look for this information. Finding it on the packaging increases their trust in your brand. Further, it will make your products authentic in the eyes of customers. You can tell us about your product and brand-specific qualities. We will mention all things to facilitate the buyer.

No matter your product size, we will cater all your needs at CustomBoxesZone. We offer distinctive packaging styles to make your products different from others. You can choose a variety of styles like tuck front boxes, reverse tuck ends, boxes with handles, square boxes, hexagon boxes, etc. As noodle box suppliers, we offer the boxes that suit your product needs. Our professionals give the designs that will increase your product's worth among customers. Moreover, we guide our customers in the right direction.

Why Choose Us?

We appreciate our customers for their great efforts to customize the best boxes. We are here to assist you if you are looking for Noodle Box Manufacturers. Our designs and shapes are perfect for instantly boosting your product's sales. Our creativity and artistic packaging will bring more customers to your shop. You can

choose CustomBoxesZone as your packaging partner to get the best solutions. Our designers and quality of packaging leave a good impression on your customer's mind. You can choose the eco-friendly packaging boxes for noodles with us. We take care of all our customers' choices. So, place your order today and start the process of customization.

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Explore Paper Containers for Food Packaging & Buy from Polypack Enterprises

Explore the diverse options available, from eco-friendly lunch boxes to versatile food tubs, all made with compostable materials. Polypack Enterprises offers a wide range of high-quality paper containers to meet your needs, helping you reduce your environmental impact and make a positive change.

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Holidays 10.6

Holidays

American Library Day

Armed Forces Day (Egypt)

Come and Take It Day (Texas)

Commemoration Day (Turkmenistan)

Day of Commemoration and National Mourning (Turkmenistan)

Discovery of America Day (Honduras)

Donkey Day (French Republic)

Dukla Pass Victims Day (Slovakia)

Earthquake Remembrance Day (Turkmenistan)

Ecological Debt Day

Festival of Spiritual Anarchy

German Pioneer Day (Pennsylvania)

Gopher Hill Day

Inbox Zero Day

Instagram Day

International Geodiversity Day

Ivy Day (Ireland)

Jack Day

Jackie Mayer Rehab Day (Sandusky, Ohio)

Mad Hatter Day

Memorial Day for the Martyrs of Arad (Hungary)

Moulin Rouge Day

National Badger Day (UK)

National Coaches Day

National Energy Geek Day

National German-American Day

National Influencer Day

National Isabella Day

National Kink Day

National Physician Assistant Day

National Plus Size Appreciation Day

National Transfer Money to Your Daughter Day

Odd Socks Day (Australia)

Physician's Assistant Day

Semana Morazánica (Honduras)

Talking Motion Picture Day

Teachers’ Day (Sri Lanka)

Tishreen Liberation Day (Syria)

Wizkid Day (Minnesota)

World Cerebral Palsy Day

World HSP Day

World Stationary Day

Worldwide Forgiveness Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Garlic Lovers Day

National Noodle Day

National Orange Wine Day

1st Friday in October

Bandcamp Friday [1st Friday]

Barrel-Aged Beer Day [1st Friday]

Byte Night (UK) [1st Friday]

Cerrado Mineiro Day [1st Friday]

Children’s Day (Singapore) [1st Friday]

College Radio Day [1st Friday]

French Canadian Heritage Day (Michigan) [1st Friday]

Kids Music Day [1st Friday]

Kitchener-Waterloo Oktoberfest begins (Canada) [Friday before 2nd Monday thru 10.19]

Manufacturing Day (a.k.a. MFG Day) [1st Friday]

National Beep Beep Day (Ireland) [1st Friday]

National Body Language Day [1st Friday]

National Denim Day (a.k.a. Lee National Denim Day) [1st Friday]

National Disease Intervention Specialist (DIS) Recognition Day [1st Friday]

National Diversity Day [1st Friday]

National Potato Day (Ireland) [1st Friday]

National Tree Planting Day (Jamaica) [1st Friday]

Plaidurday [1st Friday]

World College Radio Day [1st Friday]

World Multiplication Table Day [1st Friday]

World Smile Day [1st Friday]

Independence Days

Auvenum (a.k.a. Kingdom of Auvenum; Declared; 2018)

Feast Days

Aequinoctium Autumnale III (Pagan)

Alexandr Shilov (Artology)

Bathukamma begins (Telangana, India; Hinduism)

Bellini (Positivist; Saint)

Bruno of Cologne (Christian; Saint)

Dan Christensen (Artology)

Faith (a.k.a. Fides) and companions (Christian; Martyrs)

Ghengis Khan Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Happy Hour All Day Day Day (Pastafarian)

International Rastafarian Headgear Day (Pastafarian)

Juan de Palafox y Mendoza (Christian; Blessed)

Marie Rose Durocher (Christian; Blessed)

Mary Frances of the Five Wounds (Christian; Saint)

Pardulphus (Christian; Saint)

Sagar of Laodicea (Christian; Saint)

Thuistle (Muppetism)

William Tyndale (commemoration, Anglicanism), with Myles Coverdale (Episcopal Church (USA))

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Day of Bad Omens (Ancient Rome) [2 of 2]

Perilous Day (13th Century England) [27 of 32]

Taian (大安 Japan) [Lucky all day.]

Tycho Brahe Unlucky Day (Scandinavia) [32 of 37]

Unglückstage (Unlucky Day; Pennsylvania Dutch) [25 of 30]

Very Unlucky Day (Grafton’s Manual of 1565) [47 of 60]

Premieres

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (Film; 2014)

Another Froggy Evening (WB LT Cartoon; 1995)

Ballot Box Bunny (WB MM Cartoon; 1951)

Batwoman (TV Series; 2019)

Blade Runner 2049 (Film; 2017)

A Bug’s Land (Disneyland Attraction; 2002)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series; 2000)

The Departed (Film; 2006)

Drugstore Cowboy (Film; 1989)

Eight Days A Week, recorded by The Beatles (Song; 1964)

Faith, by George Michael (Song; 1987)

The Florida Project (Film; 2017)

Girlfight (Film; 2000)

Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo! (WB Animated Film; 2020)

Here Comes Santa Claus, by Gene Autry (Song; 1947)

How to Make an American Quilt (Film; 1995)

Instagram (Social Media App; 2010)

The Jazz Singer (Film; 1927)

Love Me Tender, by Elvis Presley (Song; 1956)

Marathon Man (Film; 1976)

The Maze Runner, by James Dashner (Novel; 2009) [Maze Runner #1]

Meet the Parents (Film; 2000)

Merry Christmas, by Johnny Mathis (Album; 1958)

The Miller’s Daughter (WB MM Cartoon; 1934)

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie (West End Play; 1952)

My Life and Hard Times, by James Thurber (Memoir; 1933)

My Little Pony: The Movie (Animated Film; 2017)

Othello, by William Shakespeare (Play; 1621)

Pillow Talk (Film; 1959)

The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, by Muriel Spark (Novel; 1961)

Sitting Bull (Film; 1954)

Something, by The Beatles (Song’ 1969)

Spartacus (Film; 1960)

Summer and Smoke, by Tennessee Williams (Broadway Play; 1948)

Taxi (Film; 2004)

Yuri on Ice (Anime Series; 2016)

Today’s Name Days

Adalbero, Bruno, Melanie (Austria)

Bruno, Fides, Verica, Vjera (Croatia)

Hanuš (Czech Republic)

Broderus (Denmark)

Bruno, Edmund (Estonia)

Minttu, Pinja (Finland)

Bruno (France)

Adalbero, Nrunhild, Bruno, Gerald, Melanie (Germany)

Erotiis (Greece)

Brúnó, Renáta (Hungary)

Bruno (Italy)

Monika, Zilgma (Latvia)

Brunonas, Budvydas, Eismantas, Vytenė (Lithuania)

Målfrid, Møyfrid (Norway)

Artur, Artus, Bronisław, Bronisz, Brunon, Emil, Fryderyka, Roman (Poland)

Toma (Romania)

Natália (Slovakia)

Bruno (Spain)

Jennifer, Jenny (Sweden)

Thomas, Toma (Ukraine)

Bron, Bronson, Brown, Bruno, Burnet, Burnett (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 279 of 2024; 86 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 5 of week 40 of 2023

Celtic Tree Calendar: Gort (Ivy) [Day 4 of 28]

Chinese: Month 8 (Xin-You), Day 22 (Ding-You)

Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)

Hebrew: 21 Tishri 5784

Islamic: 21 Rabi I 1445

J Cal: 9 Shù; Twosday [9 of 30]

Julian: 23 September 2023

Moon: 50%: 3rd Quarter

Positivist: 27 Shakespeare (10th Month) [Bellini]

Runic Half Month: Gyfu (Gift) [Day 10 of 15]

Season: Autumn (Day 13 of 89)

Zodiac: Libra (Day 13 of 30)

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Holidays 10.6

Holidays

American Library Day

Armed Forces Day (Egypt)

Come and Take It Day (Texas)

Commemoration Day (Turkmenistan)

Day of Commemoration and National Mourning (Turkmenistan)

Discovery of America Day (Honduras)

Donkey Day (French Republic)

Dukla Pass Victims Day (Slovakia)

Earthquake Remembrance Day (Turkmenistan)

Ecological Debt Day

Festival of Spiritual Anarchy

German Pioneer Day (Pennsylvania)

Gopher Hill Day

Inbox Zero Day

Instagram Day

International Geodiversity Day

Ivy Day (Ireland)

Jack Day

Jackie Mayer Rehab Day (Sandusky, Ohio)

Mad Hatter Day

Memorial Day for the Martyrs of Arad (Hungary)

Moulin Rouge Day

National Badger Day (UK)

National Coaches Day

National Energy Geek Day

National German-American Day

National Influencer Day

National Isabella Day

National Kink Day

National Physician Assistant Day

National Plus Size Appreciation Day

National Transfer Money to Your Daughter Day

Odd Socks Day (Australia)

Physician's Assistant Day

Semana Morazánica (Honduras)

Talking Motion Picture Day

Teachers’ Day (Sri Lanka)

Tishreen Liberation Day (Syria)

Wizkid Day (Minnesota)

World Cerebral Palsy Day

World HSP Day

World Stationary Day

Worldwide Forgiveness Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Garlic Lovers Day

National Noodle Day

National Orange Wine Day

1st Friday in October

Bandcamp Friday [1st Friday]

Barrel-Aged Beer Day [1st Friday]

Byte Night (UK) [1st Friday]

Cerrado Mineiro Day [1st Friday]

Children’s Day (Singapore) [1st Friday]

College Radio Day [1st Friday]

French Canadian Heritage Day (Michigan) [1st Friday]

Kids Music Day [1st Friday]

Kitchener-Waterloo Oktoberfest begins (Canada) [Friday before 2nd Monday thru 10.19]

Manufacturing Day (a.k.a. MFG Day) [1st Friday]

National Beep Beep Day (Ireland) [1st Friday]

National Body Language Day [1st Friday]

National Denim Day (a.k.a. Lee National Denim Day) [1st Friday]

National Disease Intervention Specialist (DIS) Recognition Day [1st Friday]

National Diversity Day [1st Friday]

National Potato Day (Ireland) [1st Friday]

National Tree Planting Day (Jamaica) [1st Friday]

Plaidurday [1st Friday]

World College Radio Day [1st Friday]

World Multiplication Table Day [1st Friday]

World Smile Day [1st Friday]

Independence Days

Auvenum (a.k.a. Kingdom of Auvenum; Declared; 2018)

Feast Days

Aequinoctium Autumnale III (Pagan)

Alexandr Shilov (Artology)

Bathukamma begins (Telangana, India; Hinduism)

Bellini (Positivist; Saint)

Bruno of Cologne (Christian; Saint)

Dan Christensen (Artology)

Faith (a.k.a. Fides) and companions (Christian; Martyrs)

Ghengis Khan Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Happy Hour All Day Day Day (Pastafarian)

International Rastafarian Headgear Day (Pastafarian)

Juan de Palafox y Mendoza (Christian; Blessed)

Marie Rose Durocher (Christian; Blessed)

Mary Frances of the Five Wounds (Christian; Saint)

Pardulphus (Christian; Saint)

Sagar of Laodicea (Christian; Saint)

Thuistle (Muppetism)

William Tyndale (commemoration, Anglicanism), with Myles Coverdale (Episcopal Church (USA))

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Day of Bad Omens (Ancient Rome) [2 of 2]

Perilous Day (13th Century England) [27 of 32]

Taian (大安 Japan) [Lucky all day.]

Tycho Brahe Unlucky Day (Scandinavia) [32 of 37]

Unglückstage (Unlucky Day; Pennsylvania Dutch) [25 of 30]

Very Unlucky Day (Grafton’s Manual of 1565) [47 of 60]

Premieres

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (Film; 2014)

Another Froggy Evening (WB LT Cartoon; 1995)

Ballot Box Bunny (WB MM Cartoon; 1951)

Batwoman (TV Series; 2019)

Blade Runner 2049 (Film; 2017)

A Bug’s Land (Disneyland Attraction; 2002)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series; 2000)

The Departed (Film; 2006)

Drugstore Cowboy (Film; 1989)

Eight Days A Week, recorded by The Beatles (Song; 1964)

Faith, by George Michael (Song; 1987)

The Florida Project (Film; 2017)

Girlfight (Film; 2000)

Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo! (WB Animated Film; 2020)

Here Comes Santa Claus, by Gene Autry (Song; 1947)

How to Make an American Quilt (Film; 1995)

Instagram (Social Media App; 2010)

The Jazz Singer (Film; 1927)

Love Me Tender, by Elvis Presley (Song; 1956)

Marathon Man (Film; 1976)

The Maze Runner, by James Dashner (Novel; 2009) [Maze Runner #1]

Meet the Parents (Film; 2000)

Merry Christmas, by Johnny Mathis (Album; 1958)

The Miller’s Daughter (WB MM Cartoon; 1934)

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie (West End Play; 1952)

My Life and Hard Times, by James Thurber (Memoir; 1933)

My Little Pony: The Movie (Animated Film; 2017)

Othello, by William Shakespeare (Play; 1621)

Pillow Talk (Film; 1959)

The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, by Muriel Spark (Novel; 1961)

Sitting Bull (Film; 1954)

Something, by The Beatles (Song’ 1969)

Spartacus (Film; 1960)

Summer and Smoke, by Tennessee Williams (Broadway Play; 1948)

Taxi (Film; 2004)

Yuri on Ice (Anime Series; 2016)

Today’s Name Days

Adalbero, Bruno, Melanie (Austria)

Bruno, Fides, Verica, Vjera (Croatia)

Hanuš (Czech Republic)

Broderus (Denmark)

Bruno, Edmund (Estonia)

Minttu, Pinja (Finland)

Bruno (France)

Adalbero, Nrunhild, Bruno, Gerald, Melanie (Germany)

Erotiis (Greece)

Brúnó, Renáta (Hungary)

Bruno (Italy)

Monika, Zilgma (Latvia)

Brunonas, Budvydas, Eismantas, Vytenė (Lithuania)

Målfrid, Møyfrid (Norway)

Artur, Artus, Bronisław, Bronisz, Brunon, Emil, Fryderyka, Roman (Poland)

Toma (Romania)

Natália (Slovakia)

Bruno (Spain)

Jennifer, Jenny (Sweden)

Thomas, Toma (Ukraine)

Bron, Bronson, Brown, Bruno, Burnet, Burnett (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 279 of 2024; 86 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 5 of week 40 of 2023

Celtic Tree Calendar: Gort (Ivy) [Day 4 of 28]

Chinese: Month 8 (Xin-You), Day 22 (Ding-You)

Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)

Hebrew: 21 Tishri 5784

Islamic: 21 Rabi I 1445

J Cal: 9 Shù; Twosday [9 of 30]

Julian: 23 September 2023

Moon: 50%: 3rd Quarter

Positivist: 27 Shakespeare (10th Month) [Bellini]

Runic Half Month: Gyfu (Gift) [Day 10 of 15]

Season: Autumn (Day 13 of 89)

Zodiac: Libra (Day 13 of 30)