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phil gets the sponsors dan deals with the mortgage ohhhh they are a family i’m going to eat my socks
#none of this is surprising and yet#crying on the floor#dan and phil#phan#dnp#phil lester#amazingphil#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#danandphilgames#phandom
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My attempt on this trend + no bg ver because im happy with my tang yun


#dislyte#dislyte fanart#digital art#art#artists on tumblr#dislyte tang xuan#dislyte tang yun#meme redraw#u can tell im having fun w tang yun and not tang xuan#also i think im a genius for 👂👂👂👂👂👂🐵#😭😭sorry but ifk what emoji to represent him#surprised none did this yet
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This man has been balls deep in my Rook and yet still makes this face whenever she flirts with him
#maybe this is his “none of these thoughts are in the watcher's handbook” face lol#honey please#your tongue has been down their throat#and yet you're surprised when they say you're pretty?#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#emmrich volkarin#veilguard spoilers#emmrook
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Reluctant War AU Part 3
Part 1 Part 2
More of the brain worm that has taken me over, gonna probably post it to Ao3 here before too long. Already got another part started and so many ideas for additional stuff, someone please send help I've been consumed by this thing lol
Sorry if Waller seems out of character, outside of fandom I'm mostly familiar with her through Justice League the animated show & Justice League: Unlimited and her vibe there has always struck me as "deeply incredibly unlikable character that also kind of has a point but also has done so much fucked up shit in the name of her goals that you don't really care about her point anymore." So you know, complicated lol. If she's completely unrecognizable let me know, but I'm hoping she feels at least somewhat like Waller.
Forgot to say this in the last update, but still feel free to use all this as an overly long prompt if yall want. Literally anything I throw out to the void should be treated as a prompt lol If there's anything at all interesting to you in any of this nonsense go for it <3 <3 <3
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Amanda Waller was someone who did what needed to be done.
Ruthless, heartless, vicious, cruel.
She’d been called it all. Wore the words thrown as insults as a badges of pride and valor. Because at the end of the day, when it came to the problems she was given to face, the issues she was meant to solve, those words meant she’d done what others had been too squeamish or cowardly to do. Life was a never ending slog of trolley problems and she the only one unshakable enough to pull the levers that needed pulling.
It wasn’t so simple as a matter of greater good.
Greater good was what the weak willed muttered to themselves after having feelings over doing the bare minimum. A justification used by people on all sides to do what they wanted with fractured, faulty logic thrown around like truth was a thing immutable. To assuage their guilt when they were forced to make a call they didn’t want to.
It wasn’t a matter of greater good. It was a matter of preservation. Of protection. Of digging through the filth to find the threats skittering beneath and crush them with ruthless abandon. Of facing a god and not blinking because if you did it could cost the world.
Of doing what needed to be done, no matter how underhanded or atrocious it was.
Hands dirty.
Hands red.
Hands wrapped tight around the throat of something that could threaten to destroy it all.
When the Ghost Investigation Ward had been shoved her way with it’s sucking wound of a budget, it’s bloated incompetent staff, its asinine methods she’d seen a rotted limb in need of hacking off. It hadn’t been until she’d been conducting her inspection, digging through the trash for a few pearls of effective agents she could snatch up and put to work elsewhere, that she’d truly seen what they were working on. The potential.
Potential to better arm themselves with in the forms of the strange new weapons being created.
Potential for threats far greater than anything even she had thought possible before.
The GIW as it had been when she’d first come across it was a fetid waste of time and resources. A laughing stock agency only secret because no one took them seriously enough to look. Made stupid and useless with its own conceited delusions of importance it didn’t actually have. Yet.
She went to work on it. Hacking away as she’d originally intended, but this time with a different goal in mind. She ripped out the weeds with bare, calloused hands and planted proficiency and loyalty in their place. She took over as director herself, tossing the self-aggrandizing fool that had been running the place into the ground to the dogs as the culprit for misappropriate spendings, saving the agency by tweaking things until their ballooning budget was pinned neatly onto the former director as an embezzling charge.
Then she got to work.
The Fentons were brilliant, if entirely insane. But Amanda could work with that. She’d reigned Harley Quinn in - more or less - she could do the same to the two deranged scientists that so eagerly wanted to be apart of the fight against the dead. Especially when the benefit came in the form of the inventions they threw together so easily, especially when those inventions were weapons.
It took very little to get them on board with her plans for the GIW. Keeping their focus could be a chore, at times, but she didn’t even have to really do much in the way of pressing to get them back where she wanted them. They craved knowledge and understanding nearly as much as they craved the eradication of the entities themselves. Letting them have the first look at a new subject here, free reign over a vivisection there, it took so little to fuel their fervor and keep them busy working on the projects she set for them.
Things had been going smoothly.
For a time at least.
Until Phantom.
He’d been the main focus of the previous director’s attention, the big fish he’d so desperately wanted to catch and put up on his wall. Amanda wouldn’t lie and say it wasn’t a tempting prospect, but not one she’d put above the other projects she had set in motion since taking over. No, Phantom was powerful, enough to be a real problem one day, but she could the awkward youth in the way he held himself, the inexperience in how he handled situations. She had time to get everything else in order before focusing on getting Amity Park’s would-be hero brought to heel.
And he would be brought to heel. One way or another.
Hands dirty.
Hands red.
Hands wrapped tight around the Core of a fledgling god and bending him to her will.
An artifact, old an powerful, recovered with some effort. A means of controlling specters, of chaining them to the will of the artifact’s wielder. Dangerous in the wrong hands. Dangerous in the right hands.
It was shattered, and even whole and functional Phantom was resistant to its power. But Amanda Waller prided herself in her ability to see the potential in things. It could be repaired, be made better. Even gods could be bound, be made to kneel, with the right pieces, with the right application of force.
It was just a matter of time to gather everything needed.
Phantom didn’t know he could single handedly destroy every last member of the Justice League. The baby fat, the innocent eyes, the split-second hesitations when he fought. He knew enough to be confident in fighting the usual ghosts that haunted Amity Park, but he still very much saw himself as a little fish. Maybe it was the part of him that was still Daniel Fenton, gangly teenager not quite sure what he was truly capable of yet.
She had time before the Fenton’s son truly became an issue. Time to judge if his parents’ obsessiveness would overcome their - rather shoddy, by Amanda’s estimation - parental instincts and continue to hunt him once they knew the truth. Time to get as much out of them as she could before hand, should they falter at the idea of attacking their own son. Time for the staff to be repaired and returned to working order, to get the other items needed for the truly big fish hidden on the other side of the veil between worlds.
She had time.
Until she didn’t.
Pariah Dark had not been something she thought she’d have to account for - not yet, at least.
If he wasn’t already dead, she’d ring the Ghost King’s neck with her bare hands. His arrival had opened Phantom’s eyes to what he was capable of, of just how big of a fish he was. Worse still, Phantom’s defeat of the war mongering King changed the state of play. Phantom was no longer an impressively powerful half dead teenager.
He was King Infinite.
He was an Ancient.
He was getting on her last damn nerves.
Phantom’s rogue gallery were now firmly under the boy’s control. Still distinct nuisances around Amity Park, but no longer considered true concerns. They were loyal to their boy king, delighting in ruffling his feathers but never crossing the line into treason or attempted regicide. Which meant that the GIW was the only thing that held his attention.
Amanda took the time to send a care package to the former GIW director in his tiny, dank prison cell. As thanks for his carelessness in revealing to the entire town - both living and dead - of the agency’s existence and their intentions. Had he stuck to standard protocol, Phantom would have been none the wiser to their presence. Would have scratched his head and shrugged his shoulders at the ghost that went missing upon occasion. Would have been boredly uninterested in the people his parents had begun working with. Would have been taken by surprise when they finally came for him.
But no.
No that self-obsessed, fame chasing imbecile had to go and announce to everyone and their dead mother that the GIW existed and exactly what it was they were in Amity Park to do.
Phantom knew what they were there to do.
They could only count on his naive certainty that he could broker peace with them for so long.
Peace. As if he and his people weren’t the invading force, the monsters slipping in through the cracks between worlds, the latest threat that had to be accounted for. As if he himself hadn’t rent their world asunder himself in another world, another time. No. Peace was not something they could hash out with this baby-faced monarch with his too-big crown. Peace was the assurance of safety, security. Of control of the situation.
There could be no peace.
The higher ups were somehow surprised when Phantom took that to mean there would be war.
Amanda Waller was not.
The Fentons, as suspected, took the right side when all was revealed. Steady hands and flinty eyes as they crafted the weapons that would be needed for the coming fight. Minds even sharper in their maddened grief, hearts set on revenge for the son lost and the entity that stole his face and friends and sister in his garish pretense at humanity. They were blinded to the reality of the situation in its entirety, the potential in what their son truly was, but at the end of the day it didn’t really matter. They did what she needed them to do, they could believe whatever it was they wanted so long as they did.
By the time the boy king and his armies marched upon the Amity park facility, preparations had been put into place. The base in Amity had been stripped back to bare essentials, everything of importance moved to more secured locations.
The weapons labs.
The artifact.
The girl.
All tucked well away from the front lines where Phantom and his motley crew could not reach. Their time to be put in play would come, but not yet. First she needed to gauge what Phantom and his people were capable of, what they were willing to do in the name of what they wanted. Amity Park was a pawn well sacrificed on that front. As were the other facilities she’d left easy to find.
The problem with making children gods, with giving them crowns and calling them King and giving them armies to play with, was that they thought there should be rules. That even in the trenches tearing apart their enemies, there was a certain level of playing fair that everyone was held to. They thought there was a way the world worked, of how things should be that blinded them to more effective options even as time stretched on and desperation set in.
It was the Dead’s problem though, not hers.
She reached out to the Justice League. Sour faced, unhappy, bitterly reluctant to accept that she needed their help. Stone faced and barely containing their rage at what little they knew of the situation, they agreed to a meeting.
She didn’t let herself smile until she was well and truly alone in her office.
Greater good. A lie people told themselves. A fairytale told to children. A means of convincing the weaker willed that they had no choice, that they had a noble duty to bend to. A belief that could be wielded like a weapon if the fantasy of the idea had dug in deep enough. And there were few it had dug into so deep as the members of the Justice League.
Amanda Waller was someone who did what needed to be done.
Hands dirty.
Hands red.
Hands clenched tight on a victory long in the making.
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Part Four
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#danny fenton#amanda waller#GIW#ghost investigation ward#Jack Fenton#Maddie Fenton#bad parents jack & maddie fenton#cause none of this is angsty enough yet lol#tw references to vivisection#tw references to death#waller out here playing 3d chess#of course she wasn't surprised by the inevitable war she was just hoping she'd have her secret weapon ready before it actually kicked off#oh well she still has plans B - J to get through#and all the variations for each#gonna take care of her ghost problem and her justice league problem in one fell swoop if she gets her way#just throw some GIW agents into the meat grinder for a bit while she gets stuff in order & so she can see just what Danny is willing to do#anyway wonder what Elle is up to during all this#i'm sure she's fine and there's nothing to worry about#waller playing the long con yall
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i would really like to see people appreciate beau's growth and character arc more without trying to convince newcomers that "she'll get better eventually just you wait" implying she was such an unbearable character you have to make yourself sit through her scenes. i assure you, she wasn't
#you may like or dislike any character for whatever reason mind you! i'm not arguing with that!#but her flaws are so blown out of proportion in fandom while other characters' flaws aren't treated this way at all#and i'm yet to see someone saying that caleb gets better later on. or that veth does. maybe this is also a thing i don't know#but it surely doesn't happen under all relatively popular content centered around them#also beau surely wasn't the only one guilty of being rude and picking fights at the beginning of the campaign. this is just. not true.#the way she's usually referred to as the least cooperative member of m9#and she wasn't the one who got threatened with a sword for putting the whole party's lives in danger for her own interests. is interesting#this just. makes me sad. i really don't get why people who like her adopt that misconception invented by people who openly disliked her#and sound like they feel guilty for enjoying her character and have to beg other people to give her a chance#i got into m9 with little to none exposure to fandom opinions and honestly. it was really surprising to find out she upsets people that muc#critical role#beauregard lionett#the mighty nein
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By the way, when the redraw of Judas's kiss as Theon and Robb?



#robb stark#theon greyjoy#asoiaf#or theon as the fallen angel(?#im surprised there is none yet kjdfkjsf#tho dont pressure im just saying lol#throbb
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THE RSA BOYS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE MISTLETOE!!!!!!!
hooray for my first [digital] drawing of 2025 also 🥳
now...
it's neige's turn!!!
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#twst#cheneige#cereal tries to draw#real talk ruggie and floyd are just there bc ive seen like one person ship them with neige LOL shout out to them#idr if theyre the same person or not jfklsdhgklj#and malleus is also there just bc of my sims game where they got together then broke up then got back together all thru story progression#and mallues was calling jack to talk about it jfjslkfjslkjglkfj hehehehe#riddles just there bc i love him#silver and kalim are there bc they are beloved sweethearts so they fit the vibe. prince4prince vibe even tho none of them are princes#filling the poll for funsies but i guess if i wanted mega drama i couldve just left it at vil and rook jfkdshfkldsjklg#BUT WHO AM I IF NOT AN ENABLER OF RAREPAIRS and also just really curious#my expectation is that itll be between vil and rook but. ive been surprised MANY times by these polls lol#wait who am i gonna vote for even. i dont know yet lol
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the current state of the one with the clones is me whispering to clone!ichiro you have got to fuck him faster than this and him hissing back i am fucking trying?? because this 4p clone sex pwp is now
and there's still. there's still no fucking p.
#icsm dailies#WHAT IS HAPPENING dream rap battle isn't even OUT yet and they are already doing severe damage to my. everything#speaking of which when i saw the delay announced i was#(sorry) but i was seriously like lol. lmao even#because i was there#I WAS THERE GANDALF#WHEN ARB WAS DELAYED... AND DELAYED......#as soon as i saw dream rap battle's original release date i was like lmao yeah that's not happening#anyway i say all this with great affection and appreciate them for not rushing a subpar product out#or working their team too unreasonably hard#ok what am i talking about now this was supposed to be a post about clone sex#MUCH LIKE THESE FICS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT. CLONE SEX. AND. THERE IS NONE#not YET. but we will. we will get there one day#also i feel like i should once again clarify that this is in no way a dream rap battle au#i don't even know what all that is about yet exactly i want to be surprised#i'm just taking the nisenii and nisetoki designs and running the hell away with them
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Are you interested at all in Veilguard? Do you think that Anders may show up, since in 2 he always talked about wanting to go to Tevinter and Veilguard is set there? Given that he survived 2, of course.
i'll definitely play it! if only out of a sense of duty, i've come this far and i'd like to see what happens next. i don't think he will, i think a fenris cameo is more likely (?) but im really bad at predicting these sorts of things, im pretty casual on lore and i dont keep up with hints and trailers, or the extra materials like the comics and so on. but i think it would be funny, so it should happen. anders dlc when......
#elblooderino#answered#honestly my biggest problem so far is that none of the characters feel like my type </3#maybe they'll surprise me yet... someone better have a bunch of evil secrets#or else
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Voyeur Mulcahy continues to be confirmed
#none of us are surprised and yet it must continue to be documented#francis mulcahy#father mulcahy#hawkeye pierce#sherman potter#bj hunnicutt#m*a*s*h#mashposting#mashblogging#last laugh#s6e4
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saturday/sunday snippet
it's actually monday for me already but . whatever, it's the thought that counts. also i had a shitty day so just let me have this
thank you for the tag my loves @sommerregenjuniluft @xjustakay @static-radio-ao3 @veryinnovative <3
have a silly snippy of the next making ghosts update:
“Are you gonna deny it?” Regulus questions with a raised eyebrow, looking at him through the rim of his mug. “I mean—” “Because you should save your breath. I’ve seen how you look at me.” James gulps, the warmth under his skin becoming almost unbearable. “I wasn’t aware that I was looking—that I was doing it,” he murmurs, but it doesn’t sound convincing, his voice too high-pitched, his words almost slurred together. “You’re so obvious about it,” Regulus mocks him, shaking his head a little. “It’s kinda cute.”
no pressure tags: @grimjobs @quillkiller @carniferous @regscupid @lucy-andreas
#fun fact one of my fav moments in the story happens in this chapter#and yet none of the snippets i've shared so far are of that scene#what can i say#i live to be mysterious#honestly i just want it to be a surprise#it's not even anything that shocking or intense#i just . love it#snippet tag game#fic: making ghosts
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hello yes it's me i just discovered this thing and im going through your posts abt it all the way back to 2013
#fandom related#elementary#Tumblr stuff#personal log stardate#yes im going thru ppls blogs that post abt elementary. ive liked like a billion posts and i Will rb them later today! :3#also im surprised I haven't seen a post yet compiling moments of sherlock being shirtless#are none of you thirsty for his hairy chest and tummy
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We're up to 22 submissions! So far, no repeats. The most frequent books:
Lodestar (5 submissions)
Flashback (4 submissions)
Everblaze (3 submissions)
And the most frequent characters, excluding "Narration":
Sophie Foster (4 submissions + lots of narration submissions)
Fitz Vacker (4 submissions)
Keefe Sencen (3 submissions)
#all very interesting!!! not super surprising that the big three are the top#I am surprised there are none for Dex or Tam yet htough. the people love those guys#best kotlc quote bracket
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#town of salem#im surprise there is none have done “Guy i have a theory” memes out of town of salem yet#And i'm still alive just fixated on other fandom
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chiyo's clutching her pearls like her heart didn't just skip a beat.
#hehosts#chiyo vc: this better not awaken anything in me...#asdfg chiyo loves the idea of a family and loves the idea of having kids so none of us should really be surprised and yet#i had to be there to be loved | interactions#i should maybe make a commentary tag but laterrrr
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Today on: which of my family members said that, we have:
"I dont care about people, I just shoot them to get gold"
#answer is my mom#family game night was a bad idea#honestly surprised none of my siblings have been murdered yet#at least i dont think so#my parents are old enough that they couldve had a secret older kid#imagine that as the plot for a book#mc finds out they had a secret older sibling who was murdered because they beat their parents in a board game#is this why my friends tell me i need therapy#but it would be an interesting book#add in a gazillion extra siblings and a secret twin and youre good to go#maybe adding in like a vampire love interest for some extra spice#not that kind of spice#have the mc eating garlic bread constantly#how did we get here#im blaming my mom
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