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[innervictoriandicemug]

Dear bots that keep following me,

I'm not a fucking idiot. I'm not going to fall for your "Oh ho ho a pretty lady followed me! She must want to talk to me!" scam or whatever the fuck you think you're doing. All that you're doing is annoying me and earning a one-way ticket to Blocked and Reported Town. I almost exclusively reblog with no text and no tags. Hell, I think this might be my first (maybe second?) non-reblog post. Point is, I get followed rarely enough that y'all are an easy trend to see. I'm getting tired of playing the "Who the fuck followed me? Oh it's another shitty porn bot" game. Knock it off.

Sincerely,

Seriously I'm demi you're just wasting both of our time

[noemiblogg]

Welcome home

cw: long distance relationship, Rich!jake + college student! User, car sex, cunillingus, riding ,a little bit of exhibitionism, Soft dom! Jake x Switch! User. Pet names (baby, babe,gorgeous.)

a/n: lowkey based this off of a Jake Character Ai bot.. also the last story was hella long and I’m sorry 😞 the creative came out of me.

Rating: SMUT

- the following story contains suggestive Dialogue and Storyline.

Please proceed w/ caution. -

You and Jake have been dating for almost two years, though you’ve been attending college abroad you and Jake were in a temporary Long distance relationship, but you’ve guys managed to keep the relationship strong. Though, today was the day that you get to see your Beautiful boyfriend. His parents had Said that you and Jake Could stay in the beach house as long as they took Care of Jake’s dog. Layla.

You Arrived To the beach house in a cab, and you grabbed your bags, immediately walking towards the beach house. Jake had left the door open, so you walked into the humble and tidy beach house. And Saw Jake. Sitting on the couch. And Layla!! Who’d you go to first? Layla of course. As soon as Jake saw you he tried giving you a Hug but you immediately ran to Layla. Bending over to get to Layla.

“Oh my beautiful fur baby!! So grown up!..” you Gushed on about Layla. Meanwhile, Jake was standing there, checking your ass out like the shameless boyfriend he is. Arms crossed, and waiting for his Hugs and kisses. “Hey, what about me, y/n?” He Tilted his head in confusion and sighed. “Were you looking at my ass?” You questioned Jake and he had nodded. “Oh come on y/n. It was practically right Infront of me, you can’t blame me.”

Jake tried desperately defending himself. You were wearing bell bottoms and a tank top so it was tight at the top and Flowing at the bottom. “You’re such a pervert.” You Teased Jake. As he rolled his eyes. “Oh so you give her a hug but not me?” Jake questioned you.

“Jake there’s something called ‘bros before hoes.” You Jokingly Said to him as you were scratching the back of laylas ear. “Oh? You’re calling me a hoe? That’s not very nice, y/n” he Rolled his eyes

“You know I love you jake.” You kissed his cheek, then Walked over to the couch. Over a few hours, you and Jake had decided to go to some bar. Of course you weren’t a big drinker so you just Had some non-alcoholic beverages. And still enjoyed the Drinks. You were changed into this knee high and Tight dress and that whole car ride for the beach house to the club, Jake couldn’t keep his hands off of you. At all.

The bar was pretty Crowded and A little clustered but it was alright for the most part. Jake had been moderately drinking his alcohol hadn’t really been that bad with his drinking. It was hard for him to get drunk. (Let’s just pretend.) he led you to the Corner of the bar, at this booth. And You two had been talking for a while. He placed a hand on your thigh just so men knew that you were going anywhere with them.

As you guys sat down, He Whispered some Lovely Things in your ear. “You look so lovely In that dress, Gorgeous.” He smiled at you. Then kissing your neck. All he thought about was ‘how did I score such a gorgeous woman?” You were a Gorgeous woman,loving,caring, and gorgeous , oh wait? Did he ever mention that you were gorgeous?

“Are you planning on eating anything, Jake?” You asked him, Jake the. Shook his head. “I’m not in the mood for food right now gorgeous,though there is something I am craving that is way better than food.” A hint of innuendo in his Voice. “Hm?” You hummed in question, then waiting for his answer. “I’m craving something. Nice, and sweet. Something I’ve haven’t had in a year.” Oh how you already knew what he was talking about.

“Good because I want it too.” You replied, Jake immediately grinned at your reply, pulling you closer to him and sliding his hands up your pretty thighs, his hand disappearing into your skirt as he hikes his hand up your Legs. “You feel the same way? That’s good to know I guess.” He murmured, You knew that he was Already probably popping a boner, as we speak.

“Ey, Jake. Not here, we’re in public.” You warned him, swatting his hand away. He was Too infatuated to realize he was in public and had flushed a red color. “Oh shit I’m sorry, y/n.” He said, a little hint of embarrassment in his voice. “I’m okay with waiting. Until we get home. I want to take my time with you.” You registered his words and immediately said “no.”

You got up and grabbed his hand, not letting him speak. “Hey, wait right now?—“ he questioned as you led him outside of the bar. “Hey, we’re not going to do it in the car, right?” You glanced back at him. “That’s where you’re wrong.” You murmured. “Why are you in a rush? You want to get all over me or something?” He asked you, softly. “No, I want you to eat me out.

He was infatuated with you, once again. Your boldness genuinely turned him on. The way you took the lead by walking him out was pretty damn intriguing. “You want me to put the car seats down?” He Asked you, wanting To make this the best session ever with you. “Yes, please.” You murmured. He smirked subtly, then putting the car seats down. Patting the seats, indicating that he wants you to lay down for him

. “Come here gorgeous, I’ll make sure this is my best meal today.” You made your way to the specific car seat, laying down and looking up at him. Hands behind your head. “Alright, let’s just hope I don’t suffocate you with my thighs.” Jake chuckled and Said. “That’s the best way to suffocate me to death.”

“Oh shut up..” you murmured against your own Breath. Whatever that means. He flashed a grin at you. “I’d be praising those thighs until I’m dead.” He said with his Thick accent. “Go on. I know you’re craving me so bad.” You Invited him to get a taste of your sweet cunt. “Hell yes I’m am, I’ve been missing your Pussy since you left .” He admitted. “You loved it that bad?” You asked him.

“I loved it, so much.” He smiled. Getting between your thighs. And positioning his head between them. Using his hands to hold your Legs. Glancing up at you. He Then Looked to see if you were wearing any underwear. “No underwear? Have you planned this?” He teased and surprisingly, you nodded. “I actually did.” You snickered at his expression. But he shook his head and took a deep breath. “Ready, babe?” He smiled slyly. “Yes..yes..I’m ready.”

Jake’s smile widens and he grabs the hem of your panties, slowly and teasingly sliding them down your legs.“God, I’ve been wanting to taste you for so damn long..” He says, his eyes looking up at you with a hunger you’ve never seen before. Jake can’t wait anymore and he immediately buries his head between your thighs, diving deep into your Pussy. Jake’s tongue pushes into your wetness and he tastes you, moaning at the nice and sweet taste of your cunt.

Jake grabs your thighs while he’s eating you out, his hands squeezing your thighs and swatting them regularly. “Oh fuck, you taste amazing.” He praised you, “Oh fuck jake!!..” you Stammered. Arching your back, hungry for more friction. Jake looks up for a quick second and smirks, his lips glistening. “You taste so good, baby..” Jake says, then proceeds to Taste your clit.

Swirling his Tounge Around the sensitive area. “Oh shit Jake. Fuck ,close already.” Jake continues to eat you out, the sounds of his tongue slurping you filling the car. One of his hands moves from your thigh up to your stomach underneath, caressing it and massaging it.Jake’s tongue presses harder against you and his fingertips press into the soft entrance of your pussy.

Jake moans softly against you, his fingers suddenly pushing into your folds and curling them with the come here motion, making you squeal in pleasure. “Oh fuck!!” You cried out. Tears of pleasure in your eyes. “Fuuuck, you’re so damn wet..” Jake moans, and Admires your taste. “Jake, I’m gonna cum!!” Jake feels you getting closer and he starts licking you faster, his fingers pumping in and out with the curling of the fingers. “Come for me, princess. I want you to cum on my tounge, you while you do..”

His dirty talk really did you a favor which eventually made you climax. Your walls clenched around Jake’s fingers, Clamping down onto the and cumming all of them as soon as Jake curled his fingers. “Oh fuck I’m cumming!” You cried out and Of course like you said. Came all over his fingers, he Pulled them out. A white liquid; masking his fingers. He brought them to his mouth and licked his fingers. “Im gonna drive us back home, alright?” He asked you. And you nodded, staying in the backseat to rest. That rest of your night was Passionate sex and Aftercare.

[perfectlysanexd]

So, what have I been up to...? Since I was in Tumblr's spam-bot prison for more than 5 months, I thought I would create a little ICYMI post. (That's "In-Case-You-Missed-It" for the old folks like myself that have to look up all these new acronyms.) Basically, I'm gonna highlight/link to some of the posts I made this year, and you can check them out if you like. :) I didn't want to necessarily do a bunch of reblogs of my own content and clog up the system or something...

I finished posting up my 100's of edited screenshots from Advent Children Complete! You can view the archive of 53 different posts, separated by character, here. It also includes a fun side post about the Mysterious Case of Sephiroth's Missing Straps. :3

I confess, I haven't made too many wallpapers this year. But it's September now, and I have a thought rolling around in my head. We'll see. The archive of wallpapers is here.

Speaking of, so many cool wallpapers came out for Ever Crisis, and I've posted them all! Find them here, at the bottom of this archive post. I swear I'll eventually beat TFS season 1, but...they sure made it difficult for people who don't purchase their packs.

Did you know that Tumblr is feeding your posts(including reblogs) to theird party AI? Well, they are, and you can set it to be prevented in your settings. I talked about it here.

Rebirth coming out was the biggest thing this year, and I made my first manipulation for it back in March! You can see the post here, as well as a simple tutorial for it using GIMP(GNU Image Manipulation Program, free at gimp.org) here.

I also made a second manipulation for Rebirth! If you want to see the additional dialogue that goes with it, that's here.

When I played the demo for Rebirth, I noticed that they had changed Sephiroth's eyes, and it reminded me of something...

Did you know that in Advent Children, Sephiroth's gloves are not as tight as in Remake and you can see his wrists? 😏Check it out! What? Of course this is important!

I took a look at Sephiroth and all his forms over the years. Then I did the same for Cloud.

My AO3 sefikura work In Death was finished on April 26th, and came with a special manipulation. That was also the first story where I was accused of writing non-con, when it obviously wasn't, so that was fun. If you need to hydrate, you can go drink that tea in the comments of, I think, chapter 16 and after. Several people have asked about a sequel, and I do have eventual plans. Hang in there.

I made my first(of many) Rebirth memes, which also came with a blank template.

A peek under Sephiroth's jacket, courtesy of Rebirth. 😏Yes, this is important, obviously.

Another Rebirth meme, featuring Sephiroth being badass.

I put my design for Lucrecia's locket onto my edited EC Sephiroth artwork! This one actually got a lot of notes thanks to reblogging. 💕I also put the locket on Sephiroth's EC in-game model.

I wrote a long one-shot as a thank you for 400+ followers! It's based on my most popular sefikura manipulation of all time—a very indulgent work, and my first time writing for Rebirth. Thanks, guys!

Another meme, haha...oops, and another one. Damn, another one? AND a Sephiroth/Cloud arms-crossed companion meme set?

I did another Rebirth manipulation, this time of the famous sefikura hug scene. I added a second part to it here. AND a third part to it here! This set has quickly become one of my favorites. I also gave it some Japanese dialogue+translation here.

I did a little PSA because I've seen a lot of awfully suspicious digital paintings lately...

I made an account on Twitter/X, just in case they never fixed my blog, so if you're over there, follow me @ perfectlysane77 and say hi. :)

The FF7 crew have super hearing, confirmed??

Do you play Ever Crisis and want to join a sefikura guild? Check here. All skill levels are welcome, and you don't have to talk to anyone if you don't want to.

My first ever edited Rebirth video: "Fill your hollow heart...with me-ow."

And now I've been released from Tumblr spam-bot prison, so I'm sure you've seen even more silly memes from me. So what now? I hope to release the rewrite of Stranger Inside very soon, maybe by the end of the month if possible? The sequel will follow, for real this time. At that point, we'll be back to voting, so you guys will be able to choose what comes after that. I'm really focused on writing now, which is probably why I'm mostly making memes and silly things. Still, if it makes you laugh, I'm happy. 🥰

If you read this to the end, you're amazing.💕

[nkirukaj]

I Want You, Simon

So here’s the deal, I’m in love with Simon Petrikov and I need more content of him existing in a romantic sense, so I’m writing a multi-part fic.

Pairing: Simon Petrikov x Fem! OC

Warnings: implied sexual feelings I guess?

Genre: Angst and Fluff I guess?

Word Count: 1.07k

(Sorry, I’ve never done this before lol)

Simon Petrikov was tired. Traveling the multiverse trying to save the world of his new adopted daughter and looking for the love of his life that had become a cosmic deity, Simon didn’t really know what to do with himself on th regular. He spent all this time being poked and prodded at his work/home, and since having weekly meetings with the Minerva bots, and moving to a more secluded area; he noticed that his restored sense of self didn’t cure his loneliness. Maybe it had something to do with him not leaving the house after moving, and not calling anyone? Eh, probably not, right? Everyone has their own issues to deal with, they didn’t need to be burdened with his.

Sitting on his couch finally watching something other than ‘Cheers’ is where he was when he got a call from his first adopted daughter, Marceline.

“Simon!” she said in that same warm tone she always used when speaking to him, it always made him smile

“Hi Marcy,”

“So I’m performing at the Candy Tavern tonight, you gotta come see me!”

“Of course Marcy, I wouldn’t miss it for anything!

“Great, I’ll have a surprise for you when you get there!”

“A surprise? Wait Marcy hold on-”

“K bye Simon, see you there!”

He slunched down into his couch knowing that whatever she had planned for him was something he was sure would throw him for a loop.

Walking through Ooo was a new experience every time he did it. On this walk, he noticed a butterfly with a happy face on it. It filled him with a sense of comfort, seeing it flutter.

When he arrived, he slipped through the crowd towards the bar and ordered his usual. Of course he was willing to support Marceline in any way that he could, but he wasn’t feeling as social lately. He scans the crowd to see all types of beings, non-humans and humans alike. After all this time, he still felt slightly out of place. Through the busy noise of the packed tavern and the dim lights, Simon was able to focus on the spotlit stage, and the sound of a finger tapping on the mic, center stage.

“Hello Candy people! You all know me! I’m Marceline the Vampire Queen”

Many cheers are heard throughout the venue “But for the first time ever, I will be performing with the wonderful and talented Samira!”

Simon’s eyes darted over to the woman ascending the stage stairs. Short with long, curly, black hair, brown skin and���thick. She wore a neon green crop top, with a slightly longer orange cropt top underneath, jean shorts and a black wired necklace.

“Hi, I’m Samira, you might know me, but I’m here to sing a Pre-Mushroom War song, backed up by the one and only Marceline!” Her voice was rich and smooth, not soft, but with a bit of a raspy quality that made her seem hard, while her words made her feel soft.

Simon’s eyes were wide and fixated on this mystery woman.

“Who is that?”

“Dude, she just said her name,”

Simon did not respond, only kept his eyes on this woman with a thickness he had never experienced.

“So let’s get this started!” Marceline shouted before strumming on her axe bass.

An employee removes the mic stand and Samira presses on her necklace and her voice echoes throughout the venue.

Welcome to your life

There's no turning back

Even while we sleep

We will find you

Acting on your best behaviour

Turn your back on Mother Nature

Everybody wants to rule the world

She sways her body to the music and his eyes can’t help but follow.

It's my own design

It's my own remorse

Help me to decide

Help me make the

Most of freedom and of pleasure

Nothing ever lasts forever

Everybody wants to rule the world

Thick, thick, thick. That’s all that was running through his mind. He felt his face go hot and his throat fill his collar. He tried loosening it with his finger, but it did not help. What is going on?

There's a room where the light won't find you

Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down

When they do, I'll be right behind you

So glad we've almost made it

So sad they had to fade it

Everybody wants to rule the world

I can't stand this indecision

Married with a lack of vision

Everybody wants to rule the—

Say that you'll never, never, never, never need it

One headline, why believe it?

Everybody wants to rule the world

All for freedom and for pleasure

Nothing ever lasts forever

Everybody wants to rule the world

The music fades out slowly and Samira stands center stage with Marceline as they bow together.

“Goodnight y’all!” Marcy shouts at the crowd

with another strum of her ax bass. Samira waves at the crowd and descends the stairs. Marceline plays her out.

“I love you Samira!!” Candy people shout “Samira!!”

Samira navigates the crowd, walking closer towards Simon, and he turns his face to hide the red overtaking it. She walks past him, slightly bumping his shoulder and doing a double take towards him that he doesn’t notice. And exiting the venue. Simon shivered from the touch. He lifts his head slowly reeling from either the performances or the drinks.

“So what’d you think Simon?” Marcy threw her arm around Simon’s shoulders

“Who was that?” He turned toward her and ran his hand through his hair

“Dude,” said the same Candy Person from before, “Is this guy listening?”

Marceline laughs “Who, Samira? She’s a friend of mine from the Human City. Surprised you’ve never seen her. I’ve been teaching her old songs but this is the first time I’ve played with her. She’s a really great singer, right?”

“Well yeah, but she’s so-“ he cuts himself off from not knowing what words to say

Marcy smirks and raises an eyebrow “She’s so what Simon?”

He shakes his head, as though to clear it. “Nevermind. I have to go. Great show.” He later Marcy on the back then scurries out the door.

The cool air greets him like an old friend, he basks in it, cleansing himself of the thoughts he’d had just a minute prior. After his fourth or fifth exhale, he felt a slight weight on his shoulder, and as he glanced at it, saw the same butterfly from earlier.

Chapter 2

[telomeke]

DID I BLOCK YOU?

If you're new to Tumblr and find that I've inadvertently blocked you – my apologies! 😬

Part of Tumblr culture is that blogs with no content (i.e., no posts, no reblogs), no description, and that only use the standard headers and icons – are read as BOTS. And the standard protocol here is to block such accounts immediately if they follow you.

Bots make use of Tumblr's "Like" and "Reblog" features to give their makers' sites – usually porn sites – legitimacy and traffic, which helps to make them more visible on Google and attract more income. And most Tumblr users don't want to contribute to that. There is also the danger of downloading malware if you happen to click on any links in a bot-driven Tumblr blog.

But Tumblr users have only recently found out (in the past week or so) that Tumblr admin now makes new blogs follow other blogs first before the account becomes fully active. And this increases the risk of your blog being misidentified as a bot, if you haven't personalized it by dropping the blog-standard header and background, and adding a description.

So if yours is not a porn blog, but I've got you blocked – please understand that it probably happened because in its early days your account looked like a bot-driven one. Just send me an Ask (with the name of your blocked blog) to explain your situation and I'll unblock you. You'd have to send that Ask using another blog, however – Asks sent from a blocked blog, even if anonymous, won't be received. (But please update your blocked blog with a non-standard icon and a personalized description beforehand, otherwise you'll just look like a bot sending out a standard message and most of us will still be wary of unblocking.)

Apologies if this happened to you! Welcome to Tumblr; this kind of wacky weirdness is just par for the course in the ecology here! 💖

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[soulhunters]

Oh hey hi! Lots of new folks came in today. Welcome! To celebrate this blog reaching 25 (hopefully) non-bot followers, here is a brief history of why this game exists: Back in 2022 I posed the random question on my twitter: "Would it be cool if I made a TTRPG where you play as a shapeshifters and travel to different worlds to catch lost souls or what??" And my followers agreed. Or at least enough that I sat down and over the course of a few months crunched together the very first Alpha version of the game. Only 5 months later, I had collected enough feedback and spare time to release 0.a2, the second alpha. Since then I have translated the entire system into german as a seperate release and am currently working hard on the next version, 0.b1- The first Beta.

The idea and worldbuilding behind "Soulhunters" is based on a personal worldbuilding project that has been with me since 2013, but has never gotten the attention that it deserved. So, time to give it some attention and put it out into the world.

My two main goals with the system are "Customization" and "Collaboration" First of all, it's a game about Shapeshifters. It felt counter-intuitive to me to write strict rules that tell you exactly what you can and can't do or reduce every action down to numbers. So I wrote a system that actively encourages you to change or ignore the existing rules if they don't fit your game, and lets your character progress in a way that lets them break or rewrite the rules for them specifically. And while keeping the premise of "You play as shapeshifting entities that hunt down souls" stays the same, the system should also let you play whatever kind of game you want: High adventure? Psychological Horror? Murder mystery? Clown posse that accidentally saves the world? Sure, whatever floats your boat. Second, the setting is a multiverse. So my hope is that, in the long run, players will be able to share their creations with one another and pick things from a big library of player created content: Be it talents for their Characters to learn, worlds to explore, missions and storylines to play, additional or alternative rules to try, or Shape and Spell tags to add into their running games. Additionally, every new version of the game comes with an online feedback form: This allows players to easily send me their feedback and suggestions or give their input on planned changes. So the final game will be written not by me alone, but by everyone who contributed during the development phase.

That's it for now! I hope you enjoy your stay here. Oh but before I go: Here is another little treat: A preview of some added lore, and a Feruki proudly showing off their team's latest statistics!

[platonicphoenix]

Aero's Lore (Partyrockers oc au)

Aero, the guitarist and the silent seeker of her band: the Partyrockers, she was one of the only members without a party-based alt mode.

(this is kind of older writing so sorry if it's lowkey dookie water. content includes violence, some swearing, and Overlord- He's his own trigger warning. This is mainly non romantic, and more of just angsty. Writing and Aero's design beneath the cut vv)

Aero: (rip to the height difference Aero is ~27ft tall and overlord is ~44ft 💀❌️)

Overlord (IDW art):

Aero's p.o.v:

Bombs noises, gunfire, and explosions could be heard from everywhere I was. Disko was setting off explosions on the buildings and watching in joy as organics ran free of their abusive 'owners.' This civilization was known for keeping organics like pets or peasants and torturing them for their sick amusement. It was wrong, it was disgusting. Someone had to punish them.

So Disko and I took that initiative.

The punishment came extra for any Autobots running by. Disko was still loyal to the Decepticon cause, I just follow. Though, nothing is perfect, right? I got caught by the Autobots and detained. Such acts couldn't go unpunished I guess.  How sick though, the Autobots are defending them!?! Those sick bots who treat organics like toys and not sentient beings? What did we even fight for!?!? Disko managed to get away. Whispering into my comn-link that he would come back for me.

Hopefully- I’ll be back. But I was sent to Garrus-9, that horrid prison.

As a few mega-cycles passed by, 'Overlord' came along, rampaging throughout the whole place and leaving only destruction in his wake.

Luckily, I was a Decepticon. So of course, I had been freed from my cell and managed to recover my guitar. (P.S. Aero's modified guitar can unsheathe spikes to use as a melee weapon, and be a gun.)

Although it was 'nice' at the new Garrus-9, I still miss my old band. I still want to escape and get back to Disko, to have a conversation with Partylock again, to take pictures with Barbwire, and to pole dance with Partybomber and teach him the guitar. Also to meet that rat sack of a youngling he illegitimately adopted.

So, to escape. I fought in the arena. I Fought and murdered numerous poor bots just for Overlord's sick amusement and other bots to watch and enjoy. I wanted out.

Hoping Overlord would keep the promise of freedom he made to everyone. I fought and fought until I reached the top, and seized victory by its throat.

The moment I won that final battle, I looked at Overlord straight into his optics and waited, just for him to tell me, "Meet me in my quarters" So I did. I wonder, why did he want me in his quarters? To drink a cup of Engex as a reward or something?

When the time came, I went in. Just for him to say:

3rd person p.o.v:

Overlord: "Welcome, Aero.. that sweet, sweet victory of yours must've felt amazing! Knowing that you now get the chance of freedom, correct?"

Aero nodded, waiting for him to get to the point.

Overlord: "Well… Too bad. 

Aero, my dear. You don't think I don't hear that retched guitar of yours? Every time I try to recharge, I hear the strumming of chords and different melodies! You're lucky, so, so lucky that you're good.. Cause I'm feelin' nice today, so I'll give you a 3rd option."

Aero's p.o.v: 

What was he on about!?? I was confused. Options?? What did he mean by options??

Oh...

Oh, frag…

Oh, fragging no-

Don't tell me...

This slag licker lied???

Overlord: "Fight me, suicide, or... Be a ‘personal music player.’ I wish to hear all sorts of melodies you have in mind.."

WHAT THE FUCK???

my optics widened and I may or may not have a disgusted look plastered onto my face plates.

Overlord: "You see, recently I have been growing bored, bored and stressed and tired. I need something to... Soothe me."

he strummed the chords on my guitar, I jolted back, not wanting to be near this disgusting wrench. Overlord cackled as he watched me jump back.

Overlord: "Oh, don't be so scared... I won't exactly kill you~! Unless, you chose otherwise.. or, frag up.."

I'm so fucked. 

Shit

Shit

Shit

SHIT!

OH FOR FRAG SAKE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

IS THAT SO HARD TO FUCKING ASK FOR??

.

.

.

..I held my urge to go batshit crazy on this mech, but this is OVERLORD we're talking about, I would die in an instant. So here I am again, forced to sit and wait for a miracle, as I slowly wilt away and lose my sanity every fragging second.

"I don't want to die." I mumbled "..... I choose the music option, I'll play my music, every melody you ask until I can't..!"

Overlord: "Or until I get bored." he said with a sadistic grin plastered onto his faceplates

Shut the fuck up for fuck sake.

"I'll make sure you won't get bored, music never bores!" 

Hope that wasn't too cheesy...

Overlord: "Oh really?" he chuckled "-and one last thing... You can't leave this room, don't forget. You're supposed to be 'free'." his sadistic wheezing echoed through the room and made my audials sting, almost like the sound of nails on a chalkboard.

This just got even worse. I should've chosen suicide. Too late now! Urgh. Overlord sits on his recharge slab, elbows resting on his knees as he hunches over, and looks at me in the optics.

Overlord: "Well, songbird? What are you waiting for? Get playing."

Songbird?!?! I think I just gagged. I sit on a nearby chair. Tune my guitar, and strum the cords of the first song...

Welcome to your new life Aero!

(P.S. If Aero strums the wrong cord, he would whoop her ass, and Overlord would make sure she isn't dead, just to torture her, and to make this funner. In the Partyrockers Au Overlord is a bit less ‘kill-oriented’, sometimes he takes bots with potential and crushes their will just because he finds it funny.)

(Silly sketch)

[abloomntime]

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-If you’re a nsfw bot you’ll be blocked. Nsfw blogs pls don’t follow.

A BLOOM IN TIME SERIES

An au based around the accidental revival of The Florist through the power of the time pieces in Snatcher’s failed attempt to rewind Vanessa into nothing but dust. Shenanigans ensue between his failed attempts to reconnect with her and balance the sass coming from his kids- I mean those brats!

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Book 1: A Bloom In Time-  A non-beating heart is a bad thing to most, but not a bad thing if you were already dead and didn't need anything like that of course. Snatcher is a complicated spook that already has everything he wants now and with two little kids constantly playing in his woods and asking him to join, he has more than enough of this mushy love anyways. But when a familiar face and secret pops up, it may prove that the beating of love may still come from beyond the grave.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23553421

(Book Status: Completed.)

Book 2: Blooming Friendships-  Wonder how two children gained access to the entire Subcon Forest? Or perhaps how a Witch met two kooky ghosts? Or maybe how lost children gained a family? Find out in this prequal of A Bloom In Time.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35393011

(Book Status: Completed.)

Book 3: Three Kiddos And A Ghost-  Or Snatcher decides to adopt and add to his menagerie of a family after realizing a certain blonde haired caped crusader isn't too much different from himself.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41529378

(Book Status: Completed.)

Book 4: Love Is For Bloomin’ Pecknecks!- (A side story of A Bloom In Time)  How could someone so sour fall for someone so sweet? Or is this all just a bittersweet punishment for an old Peckneck like himself? 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40107801

(Book Status: Completed.)

Book 5: That Bloomin' Curse-He finally had everything he wanted. A family, a loving spouse, and a whole kingdom to himself. However he seemed to forever be cursed by his ex. It doesn't help that Hazelle seemed to be captured by the crazy ice hag and Moonjumper seems to be going through emotions he never knew he had. Why does there seem to be a blooming curse in his life?!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50781496

(Book Status: Completed.)

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A Hat In Time Events 

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Snatcher Week- Speaks for itself but it contains some AU lore for A Bloom In Time following the prompts provided.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41601924

(Book Status: Completed.)

Kiddo Week-  Been wanting to do this for a while since it'll help me expand on the kiddos in the Bloomverse more. So it won't just be about Hattie or Bow but Mustache Girl and Timmy for a couple as well! Enjoy the lore!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40266495

(Book Status: Completed.)

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ANNOUNCEMENT

I'm moving. Don't worry I'm not abandoning this blog and will still post my A Hat In Time stuff here but most of my time and works will be on my other blog linked below. So if you want to see more from me look there.

[geigercounter]

PINNED POST — UPDATED OCTOBER 14, 2024

✦ — hello! welcome to my main blog. my name's teegan, but i also go by reefs or geiger in online spaces. i'm 23 years old, genderqueer, and i use she/her pronouns. my personality type is intj. my page is multifandom, reblog-heavy, and occasionally nsfw. feel free to check under the read more for additional information about my blog and my interests. 🌵

MY INTERESTS

✦ — video games are my main interest and the usual focus of what i post and reblog here, but i also enjoy writing, roleplaying, and occasionally drawing. listed below are some of my favorite medias right now (sorted alphabetically), and what you can probably expect to see from me. i do my best to keep this list up to date and relevant. there are more of course, but these are the general big ones. don't hesitate to talk to me about my interests, fandoms, or whatever else, whether it be through inbox or dms. and mutuals, you can ask me for my discord if you'd like!

afk journey, ai: the somnium files, apex legends, arcane, baldur's gate 3, borderlands, fallout, god of war, league of legends, minecraft, mouthwashing, overwatch, redfall, slay the princess, the boys, and until dawn.

BEFORE YOU FOLLOW

✦ — i always try to tag things accordingly so that it's easy for users to navigate through or filter out what they do or don't want to see.

✦ — this account is mostly sfw, but i do occasionally engage with suggestive or nsfw posts. "nsfw" as a term encompasses more than just explicit sexual content. other things that fall under this category that you may see on this blog include but are not limited to: non-sexual nudity, blood/gore, and overly vulgar text posts. i don't engage with or create this kind of stuff often, and when i do it's always in relation to fiction and never reality, but i'd still prefer it if minors and people who are overly uncomfortable with these kinds of things refrained from following me. please stay safe!

✦ — i unfollow and block freely. i will not hesitate to get rid of you if i don't want you around, but it's almost never personal. in fact, i encourage others to do the same thing. never feel bad for curating your ideal internet experience.

✦ — i am extremely anti-ai. this includes but is not limited to art, voice, music covers, and chat bots. i have zero desire to engage with people who utilize or are okay with these to any degree. i implore you to educate yourselves on the environmental and ethical concerns surrounding ai usage.

[telomeke-kinnporsche]

DID I BLOCK YOU?

If you’re new to Tumblr and find that I’ve inadvertently blocked you – my apologies! 😬

Part of Tumblr culture is that blogs with no content (i.e., no posts, no reblogs), no description, and that only use the standard headers and icons – are read as BOTS. And the standard protocol here is to block such accounts immediately if they follow you.

Bots make use of Tumblr’s “Like” and “Reblog” features to give their makers’ sites – usually porn sites – legitimacy and traffic, which helps to make them more visible on Google and attract more income. And most Tumblr users don’t want to contribute to that. There is also the danger of downloading malware if you happen to click on any links in a bot-driven Tumblr blog.

But Tumblr users have only recently found out (in the past week or so) that Tumblr admin now makes new blogs follow other blogs first before the account becomes fully active. And this increases the risk of your blog being misidentified as a bot, if you haven’t personalized it by dropping the blog-standard header and background, and adding a description.

So if yours is not a porn blog, but I’ve got you blocked – please understand that it probably happened because in its early days your account looked like a bot-driven one. Just send me an Ask (with the name of your blocked blog) to explain your situation and I’ll unblock you. (But please update your blog with a non-standard icon and a personalized description beforehand, otherwise you’ll just look like a bot sending out a standard message and most of us will still be wary of unblocking.)

Apologies if this happened to you! Welcome to Tumblr; this kind of wacky weirdness is just par for the course in the ecology here! 💖

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[jethashtag]

How To Use Instagram Hashtags For Followers To Increase?

Hashtag is one of the features of Instagram by which you can increase the number of your followers. There are many Hashtags For Followers in the Instagram program that you can choose the best hashtag according to the topic and purpose of the post you are posting. You just need time and research to find a hashtag. The Instagram program has the ability to put 30 hashtags in each post. The hashtags you put under the post allow you to see the number of posts related to that hashtag. To use the hashtag, you must produce the right combination so that the performance of the post reaches its maximum and attracts followers.

5 to 7 very popular hashtags: Hashtags that are very popular are popular hashtags and have been used in at least 200,000 to 500,000 posts. Of course, be careful that the hashtags used in more than 500,000 posts are not very useful and are mostly generated by bots, so after a few seconds, your post will turn into a burnt content.

5 to 7 relatively popular hashtags: Use at least 5 semi-popular hashtags in your post. Relatively popular hashtags are usually used in 10,000 to 100,000 posts.

3 to 5 special hashtags: One of the ways to attract followers is to use special hashtags. These hashtags should be personalized and only specific to a specific page. Specific hashtags are much closer to your core business. Posts that use specific hashtags on Instagram should be less than 10,000 posts.

1 to 3 brand hashtags: these hashtags are completely exclusive and only for your brand. Branded hashtags may be specific brand names or specific campaigns that are relevant to your business. By doing this, you gradually promote your brand.

Get help from reputable sites to find hashtags

For better performance, the Instagram app checks posts and content and finds interactions between followers and non-followers. When you use popular and popular hashtags, your content will appear to the public within a few minutes, and this will cause activity in the post. Whenever you use a common hashtag in your post, your article will be included in the search results for several hours, and it shows the Instagram program that your post has a long life. In fact, by using hashtags, your post will be kept active, and this will make you communicate with followers and non-followers and increase the number of your followers. When you use hashtags in your content, your topic will be placed in the hashtag search section and non-followers will also see your profile. As a result, the likelihood of your content being seen will multiply and your followers will increase. Be careful to use hashtags. One of these tips is to use a hashtag that is related to your business. For example, if you are using a hashtag for a store, you should include the hashtags #clothing #womenswear in your caption. #Welcome attire and... should be used. Before placing these hashtags, you should check them carefully in order to use correct and practical hashtags for your content.

Get help from reputable sites to find hashtags

As mentioned, the use of hashtags can show your post to non-followers, so it helps to increase the number of your followers. In general, hashtags are the same keywords on the site, any hashtag you use will be displayed on the page related to that topic. There are many ways to find hashtags, one of which is reputable sites. These sites are analytical tools and can give you complete information about hashtags. In some of these reputable sites, you can find the best and most used hashtags. In fact, on these sites you can find relevant hashtags based on keywords. With these sites, you can monitor your posts and attract more followers by using hashtags correctly. To find a specific hashtag on reputable sites, you just need to enter a word related to your business, brand, marketing, etc. to see all the hashtags related to that field.

Get help from reputable sites to find hashtags

Observing competitors and analyzing their hashtags

One of the concerns of Instagram businesses is the use of appropriate hashtags that have high feedback and interaction. Some pages don't follow the rules of hashtagging well, so they don't get good results, so it's better to have complete information about analyzing hashtags so that you can promote your business. Hashtag is a useful tool on Instagram and it can multiply the views of your post. Basically, you choose your content group by placing relevant hashtags and allow your post to be displayed in that category.

[artbycheeks]

This is my new art blog 😊

(Thor’s soft cheeks will move here)

Wanted a fresh start after being away for a while and my other blog unrightfully flag-ged. Plus oof.. so many bots that were following me and so on.

Here you will find my old work reuploaded, of course some new work and commission information soon! I’ll try to keep this new blog updated regularly.

For the re followers: welcome back ❤️

For the folks happening to come across this blog: Hi, I’m Cheeks, non binary artist who draws a LOT of pinup art. I like placing characters of all sizes in sultry outfits and ditto poses. It’s often Thor, Loki or my OC Eric (who looks suspiciously much like Thor - hmm)

My specialties are people and portraits, anatomy of all body types and saturated colours and a little bit of cheeky humor.

[wren-writes68]

Ordered Online au

<Warnings- soft vore- mention of digestion- dehumanization- cursing- mouthplay>

Tommy started pacing as his message to tubbo didn’t even go read, he picked up his phone scrolling back through the other 50 messages he’d sent, over the course of two weeks to both tubbo and eventually ranboo, neither even reading them. Everyone was worried as tommy sent a text to the group chat saying that tubbo still hadn’t answered.

Wilbur: I’m sure it’s fine we’ll head over to his house tomorrow

Phil: Did we ever get his address mate?

Wilbur: uh I’m pretty sure

Wilbur: nope nvm

Tommy: guys this is serious, tubbo and ranboo aren’t responding!

Techno: guys Tommy’s using correct punctuation, we should be scared.

Phil: guys enough. Tommy just get some food and go to bed, we’ll handle this ok.

Tommy: but phillllll

Phil: no buts it’s already 10

Wilbur: sent you some food toms it’s really good!

Tommy: thanks big man

Techno:night nerd

Tommy is typing…

[Phil] has muted this chat

Tommy sighed putting his phone down, only to pick it back up shoving it in his pocket and heading downstairs remembering Wilbur had ordered some ‘good’ food for him. As if on cue the doorbell rang, tommy walked over to the door and a teen wearing some sort of tacky ass suit, “listen man it’s the uniform ok do you want your food or not” the man said pushing a paper bag into Tommy’s arms and turning away mumbling curses under his breath at the weird looks he kept getting. “Ok then?” Tommy said taking the small bag inside and pulling out a small styrofoam container, that smelled really good, a plastic fork, and a plastic knife.

Tommy, having set everything out on the table, opened the container revealing a steak covered in different spices and sauces, the sight alone made his mouth water. He sent a quick thank you off to Wilbur, Wilbur responding with a simple “your welcome” as well as the name and location of the place. “Tiny fancy, what a weird ass na-” he stoped seeing movement in the tiny container, and pushing the steak around saw two tines crouched down behind it cowering, “Huh I guess the name does make some sense then.” tommy had to say he was exited, he’d had tinies before but his parents were big on ‘no tinies in the house,’ in case of starting an infested or something, luckily his parents were out of town so he could eat them. “Tommy!?” Or not…

Tommy looked down hearing the tiny call out his name, “how do you know my name!?” He asked trying to get a better look at the smalle borrower, “Tommy it’s me, Tubbo!” It said this time climbing on top of the steak so Tommy could see him. “holy shit, Tubbo!?” Tommy yelled making both tinies flinch, tommy made a mental note not to do that again, he held his hand towards the tiny bot sure if tubbo would be ok with being touched, but when his hand got in reach Tubbo practically jumped into it tearing up at the gentle contact of the light fist he was held in. “Um guys” the other borrower said having gotten out of the box, “oh ranboob! tommy said causing ranboo to sigh.

Tommy set tubbo back down and picked up the shitty utensils, cutting a small chunk for his tiny friends and a bigger one for him they tasted this heavenly looking steak. Turns out the tinies were the only edible thing there, “gross!” Tubbo said, throwing the small chunk of meat back in the container ranboo following suit, tommy however ate the entire thing having nothing else better at the moment. “So what now?” Ranboo asked, everyone taking a second to think before tubbo shouted “sleepover!”

Tommy grabbed tubbo and ranboo walking back to his room and putting them down on the bed with his phone which tubbo instantly started trying to play on, “ ‘m gonna go to the bathroom I’ll be back” tommy said walking away. Tubbo gave a dismissive “mhm” and went back to trying to play on the giant phone.

~~flashback~~

“Are they defective?” One on the humans said towering over ranboo and a couple of other borrowers “no sir these are the new borrowers we still need to test them” another replied. Ranboo looked around the bright, box? Suddenly a hand came down and wrapped around him tightly lifting him towards one of the scientists faces, the human looked him over before turning to his college “this one would work nicely in the food industry” the other hummed looking over a small sheet, “yea sure put him in the order with #20212215” ranboo zoned out mind racing to the fact he was going to be food “blah blah blah, Brighton order” Ranboo perked up hearing that. Brighton he was going to the UK and he was getting sent to Brighton right where Wilbur was, surly he could escape and get to one of his friends, “first put him in training the UK agency says #20212215’s an annoying one hopefully this guy will tie him down” and with that ranboo was taken off to who knows where.

“Day 8 of training the subject has mastered basic commands and has not only gotten used to getting swallowed but has mastered climbing into the mouth and inside massages as well” Ranboo paused hearing the human he was supposed to call ‘his’ but was really named Greg and was very nice to him even though he still had to do his job, ranboo didn’t feel bad giving the nice man a massage after he’d given ranboo actual food.

Greg walked down with supervisor, “very well send him” the man said walking away to do who knows what, “nice, congrats ran you’re going to be with #21202215 and you guys are heading out to one, mr. Wilbur Soot” Ranboo perked up “Wilbur hu, you know him?” Greg asked. Ranboo frantically shook his head “yea we’re friends!” Greg laughed at his excitement “that’s good cause I’d hate you go to a bad place you’re a nice little guy” he said rubbing a finger against ranboo before gently picking him up and setting him in a box “good luck then ran” he chuckled closing the box.

~~flashback end~~

“Aww it turned off” Tubbo whined “Ranboo what’s the password.” Ranboo who’d been curled up on the pillow groaned “why would I know?” “Tommy what’s your passwo-” Tubbo’s sentence stoped with a short scream as the bed shook probably from Tommy flopping down. Ranboo looked up seeing tommy face first in the pillow tubbo now snuggled in the crook of his neck drifting off “you ok tommy?” Ranboo asked walking towards the pair, tommy turned to make sure tubbo was asleep which he was, surprisingly “that steak is not sitting well” tommy said with another grand putting his head back into the pillow.

“I might be able to help with that” Ranboo whispered, “hmh?” Tommy groaned picking his head up to look at ranboo, “it uh…it was apart of a program they put me in before, this” Tommy stayed silent knowing how scary some of those ‘tests’ could be. “Y-you don’t have to, I get that it probably wasn’t a good experience” Ranboo was quick to retort “no no it’s fine. it’s actually not that bad”

Tommy tiredly pushed his lips up to ranboo making the smaller male laugh, “come-on tommy you have to do more than that” he said, easily pushing Tommy’s mouth open and climbing in “mmm” tommy hummed around ranboo licking over him and lightly sucking on him.

Ranboo laughed as the wet muscle licked over him hums vibrating throughout his entire form. Ranboo hugged the tongue as it finished licking over him and started nudging him backwards, he chuckled and pat the tongue almost instantly being pulled down by the strong, yet surprisingly gentle throat muscles. Ranboo was pulled down for a good couple seconds before being deposited into the stomach, ranboo got out a small flashlight he’d gotten from Greg and looked around. What remained of the ‘steak’ that Tommy ate looked more like plastic than food and the walls around it looked irritated, ranboo walked over placeing a hand on the irritated area before the whole stomach convulsed around him and Tommy let out a pained groan. Ranboo backed away finding a nice non irritated spot to curl up in and started rubbing the walls around him, soon the whole area vibrated a light purring coming form all around him “…tommy are your purring?” Ranboo asked chuckling as the teen in question just grumbled huffing lightly before what ranboo assumed was passing out. “Good night then” he laughed giving the walls one last pat and cuddling into the folds of the stomach drifting off protected and safe inside his friend.

Finally coming back to write, pog

(Not prof read)

Any asks for this au are appreciated since I don’t know where to go with this but I want to continue it.

[here4theheartbreak]

Watching: Teen Wolf, Star Trek: Discovery

Playing: Bloodborne, Diablo IV

Reading: Goodreads Profile (I go through books far too fast keep it accurate lol)

Upcoming Concerts: A.C.E (7/9/24 - MN); ATEEZ (7/28/24 - TX); ATEEZ (8/10-11 - IL); Epik High (9/10/24 - MN); TOP (10/12/24 - MN)

About the Blogger

Hello! Welcome to my blog.

I’m Dean, pronouns are they/him. I’m an adult (30′s), parent of a child, a geriatric cat-shaped demon, and a squirmy little stray kitten. I am trans masc, a demi guy, aromantic and queer.

I sometimes I make art stuff. I work full time, and spend most of my free time procrastinating whatever I’m working on. Either by doing art, reading, listening to music, or playing video games. Sometimes I lounge a day away reading or watching a show. 

About the Blog

This is a multifandom, multi group blog where I shove pretty much all my hyperfixations together and pretend that I have some organizational skills.

Primarily it’s a kpop blog, but here’s a chance you’ll run into my non-kpop interests like The Amazing Devil, some other random tv shows and books, and pictures of cats or other animals and artwork.

I try to keep up a simple but efficient tag system that will help you if you want to block, but if you spot something on my blog that needs a tag, please feel free to let me know!

About the K-Pop

I am a multi stan. I post most of these groups/idols - and any groups I’m into, I will post pretty much any of the members to some degree! Below is a list of the different groups I’m into, if you’re curious! (No particular order).

ATEEZ (San/Wooyoung split bias, 6 bias wreckers)** (ult group)

SHINee (Minho bias, Kibum bias wrecker)

Stray Kids (Changbin/Chan split bias)

OnlyOneOf (Rie/Junji split bias, Nine bias wrecker)

Xdinary Heroes (Jooyeon bias, Jungsu bias wrecker)

Lionesses (Kanghan bias)

Day6 (Wonpil bias, YoungK bias wrecker)

A.C.E (Chan/Jun split bias)

Wonho 

Holland

I do have some casual groups where I don’t have a bias, or I just follow the group only in liking a few songs, etc; they might pop up here now and again (Oneus, Everglow, Astro)

If you have any questions, want to chat, or just say hi, feel free to send me an ask! Anons are always on, and I am happy to chat!

The obligatory “get your presence off my blog” list of course.

Blog is 18+

terfs, maps, anti-lgbtqia+, anti-choice, cop apologists, racists/reverse racism believers, right wingers, centrists, purity police - I have absolutely zero want to have any discussion with you. See yourself to the door.

I do also block blank blogs that follow, I just assume they’re bots, sorry!

Art and Social Media:

Twitter

Discord

Instagram

Mercari (K-Pop Merch Sales, Various Groups)

OnlyOneOf 230404 Concert Recap (photos/videos #ooo minneapolis)

My Art Tag (Tumblr)

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[nastyatticman]

If Slashers had horny Tumblrs...

What it says on the tin! HC post for if Jason, Bubba, Brahms, & Billy (Lenz) had their own tumblrs for horny content. (18+ only)

If you like these, feel free to send a request for other characters if you want :D

Contains : adult content, discussions of kink & brief mention of sexual harassment

Jason Voorhees

Very barebones bio that gives some basic info - his age, his gender/pronouns, and a warning this blog contains adult content. 

Doesn’t get updated often, and it’s usually all at night. Mostly consists of content he reblogs from different creators (artists/sex workers, etc)

Don’t expect a fancy theme or anything - he only uses his phone for horny content since he shares a computer with his sweet old boomer mom.

A good mix - largely pictures people post of themselves or art he likes. Sometimes he’s in a Mood and reblogs a bunch of very specific kinky posts - text posts with affirmations from doms, risqué art, gif sets of people in gear.

He doesn’t have a huge following or anything, just a handful of mutuals and spam bots he doesn’t clear out frequently. But when he posts anything he thinks could be too intense he makes sure to tag it with warnings, just in case.

Sometimes leaves little compliments for people - he’s usually too shy to message people directly but he’ll reblog their posts and say nice things in the tags. Nothing too forward, usually things like “you look so handsome here!” 

Bubba Sawyer

Makes sure not to put any identifying info but he usually puts his age/vague age range (“in my 30s”) because people ask for that.

A collection of stuff he likes, mostly pictures or gifs or the odd video or audio post. 

A lot of mostly vanilla content - again, what turns him on, what he can jerk it to easily. Stuff he can focus on when he’s really trying to get off. I feel like he’s more likely to reblog a gif set of people just going at it or pictures of a hot person in lingerie or cute undies than anything with too much of a kink/fetish focus. But not always.

I’m not sure if our Bubba can read/write very well so I can’t see him reblogging or writing long text posts, but there will be a few short ones here and there. 

He’s a little too nervous to post intimate pics publicly but I can see him on a very very confident day posting pics of just his hands after seeing people talk abt how they like strong hands.

Again, doesn’t write a lot, so he doesn’t add comments to reblogs or anything

He may leave nice things in tags tho! Like Jason he sometimes leaves little compliments for people whose content he reblogs (ur dress is so pretty!). Sometimes he tags things with certain emojis that seem to have some kind of meaning… a mood he’s in… or maybe they remind him of someone he likes?

Brahms Heelshire

VERY detailed very organized pinned post with info about him including a list of his kinks, and what interactions he wants/doesn’t want. Also, places to send him tribute. Not that he needs the money, of course, but he wouldn’t mind if you got him something off his wishlist. (Wink wink nudge nudge.)

I see him as a switch who leans heavily towards submissive with a bratty streak. However people tend to assume he’s more dominant since he reblogs more dom centered text posts (he’s usually imagining he’s the sub in those scenarios).

Has a decent following since he will periodically produce a lot of original content - mostly text posts, or audio, and the occasional picture where his face is obscured and no naughty bits are showing directly. He errs on the side of caution since he doesn’t want to get struck down by the tumblr nipple police, and also because are you kidding me his family has a reputation to uphold, he can’t afford to get caught 

Tumblr is his main horny platform of choice because he finds it easier to organize content he likes into an archive, and there’s more privacy. He tried making an nsfw account on other platforms before, but because of linked accounts and email fuckery he got recommended to follow a family friend and nearly shat himself. (He has a good handle on privacy and he knows that person couldn’t find him - he double checked his privacy settings after that - but it still scared him off that website, at least for that purpose.)

Because he has a decent following he also has a few mutuals he’s messaged periodically. He’s varying degrees of close - some only know him from his posts, some know his main tumblr, some may even be following him on other platforms as “long distance friends”

Every once in a while debates about having his own server for his simps followers, but he’s not sure about using his discord where he keeps in touch with friends/family for it or making a new one. You’re welcome to message him if you’re mutuals or you send him some cash first ❤️

Billy Lenz

What do you mean, “horny on main”? What, like you have an alt?

His blog is like, 98% porn but every once in a while he’ll reblog a non porn post to get into an argument.

“You sure have a lot of opinions on Canadian politics for a hentai blog 🤔”

Mostly an archive of stuff he finds hot at the time, without rhyme or reason - reblogs, links to other websites, etc. mostly chaos, but it seems like every once in a while he tries to have some kind of tagging system.

He sometimes posts original content - sometimes rambling text posts about the kind of sex he wants to have, very rarely pictures of himself. that he deletes immediately after in fear of getting flagged.

When it comes to audio posts… the Moaner lives up to his name. Although he’s not skilled with recording - clearly doing it on his phone - His audios aren’t half bad if you can find them. Usually captioned with something about how he made them or what he was thinking about when he made them.

Let’s be real, canon Billy had like no concept of consent. Or just didn’t care, because he wanted to scare and intimidate people. He’s definitely been blocked by people for sending creepy messages/asks or adding unwanted captions to their posts. When he wants to hit on someone in a way that means they may reciprocate, he’s nicer, but people are still (understandably) put off by him.

At his most polite though, he’d be the type to send an ask to someone saying he hopes they come to Toronto so that he can eat their hot pink cunt and make them cum on his thick tongue and fat, juicy cock. (This is regardless of factors like their actual location, whether or not they have a cunt, or travel guidelines due to the pandemic.)

[kiapet2]

Aperture Sides Facility Masterpost

Hello, and welcome again to the Aperture Science Facility. We hope you have had a pleasant rest and are feeling reinvigorated and ready to begin testing. The test chambers are of course designed to be healthy and fun, but be aware that Aperture Science is not liable for any broken bones, poisonings, moderate to severe burns, electrocutions, or bullet wounds that may occur from failure to follow safety guidelines.

Thomas has no memory before waking in an abandoned laboratory run by a sarcastic AI with a worrying lack of concern for his well-being. Navigating the AI’s hazardous “tests” and escaping to the world above seems a nearly insurmountable task, but it is one that Thomas quickly finds he will not have to face alone. But in Aperture Science’s underground world of mind-bending puzzles, physics-defying portals and friendly bots with mysterious pasts, friend and foe may not be as clear cut as they seem...

A Sanders Sides Portal au.

This is my submission for the @ts-storytime 2021 Big Bang! I was partnered with the amazing artist @littlebigmouse, who created an absolutely fantastic art piece you can see right here. I was particularly impressed with their interpretation of the Core!Sides, they’re so unique and have so much personality.

Ao3 Version (edited and posted weekly)

Pairings: Thomas & His Sides, Endgame Platonic DRLAMP/DLAMPR

Warnings: description of injury, attempted murder, Sides acting in unsympathetic ways while under a negative mental influence, hero turned antagonist, being trapped/imprisoned, non-graphic human experimentation, toxic gas, dehydration, black comedy

List of Chapters:

Chapter 1: Aperture Science: We Do What We Must, Because We Can

Chapter 2: Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button

Chapter 3: Any Contact With the Chamber Floor Will Result in an Unsatisfactory Mark on Your Official Testing Record, Followed By Death

Chapter 4: The Cake is a Lie

Chapter 5: It Also Says You Were Adopted. So That's Funny, Too.

Chapter 6: PULL ME OUT! PULL ME OUT! PULL ME OUT! PULL ME OUT! LEAVE ME IN! LEAVE ME IN! LEAVE ME IN! LEAVE ME IN!

Chapter 7: Nice Job Breaking It, Hero

Chapter 8: But I Think We Can Put Our Differences Behind Us. For Science. You Monster.

Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You

Chapter 10: In Case of Implosion, Look Directly at Implosion

Chapter 11: Are You Dead Yet? How About Now?

Chapter 12: I’m Fine, Even If You Think I’m Not. (I Am.)

Chapter 13: A Minor Case of Major Brain Damage

Chapter 14: If We’re Going to Explode, Let’s At Least Explode With Some Dignity!

Chapter 15: Still Alive

Chapter 16: Caro Mio Addio