#non heinous

[teamkrissy]

I found this in the trash at work, last week. It's from this promotion Pizza Hut did in the early 00's where they gave out free PS1 games and DVDs, I had this one and also Spyro (I think? I know I got at least 1 game from them.) This copy still had the coupon insert, expired 9/30/2003.

[ice-creamforbreakfast]

Talking to anyone who'll listen about Clean Slate and how much I loved it.

[southsidestory]

I would really like people outside of the US, who are so quick to point fingers at this entire country when half of us are suffering, to please

sit the fuck down

[bogos-bint3d]

i can't believe you...

Tbh homestuck really isn't that bad at all like you really hear nothing but its horrible reputation but it is actually terrifyingly good and so far from the horrors you would think. Ok actually it is very much the horrors you think BUT in all honesty I am telling you the CHARACTERS and the MUSIC are EASILY the BEST characters and music I have come across in my entire life. These painfully painfully incredible aspects are quite honestly more than enough for me ro completely override any fears you would expect

[brotherofbagels]

There needs to be more nuance in how people view the situation but the internet doesn't allow for that.

[twistedappletree]

sometimes i think it would be cool to be in a relationship but then i look at lesbian reddit and all the posts are like-

“just found out my gf sold my dog for drug money”

“gf kisses guy friends on the mouth in front of me, says it’s platonic????”

“want to move in with gf but she expects me to get a job and pay half the rent, is this a red flag?”

“ex-gf won’t forgive me after i fucked her sister 10 times behind her back. why does no one ever give me a chance?”

“gf broke up with me because i took her cat to the pound?? why is she overreacting”

[sketching-shark]

In honor of the Journey to the West reading group I moderate reaching some particularly violence-laden chapters, I just wanted to take a moment to express both both my wonder at the fact this story has be the base for centuries worth of stories for adults and children, but also my bafflement as to why more horror creators haven't taken advantage of some of the most casually inflicted and mentioned acts of violence and mass death that you'll find in classical literature.

[male-duckk]

just realized i drew the red line on bill’s crop top on the wrong side for my costume tmrw😭😭😭😭 this is bogus

[deadtower]

“progressive leftists” just going full mask off with the antisemitism huh

[albino-parakeet]

Listening to the radio is actually nice when you don’t have 50 commercials by corporations you hate constantly interrupting the music.

[xumoonhao]

ppl turning autism into a ‘quirky personality trait’ and talking abt it as if it’s just being obsessive with things sometimes and maybe not understanding small talk but not acknowledging it as something that literally makes it so that we see and interact with the world differently from non-autistic ppl makes me feel indescribable emotions. i definitely do feel rage tho.

[exyrpf]

Sidney Crosby’s tits… that is all. (I felt the need to contribute)

you have such a way with words :')

[cathymee]

sorry i'm consumed again by the rage of every single fuckery that's been going on it will happen again and again

[scoopzahoy]

I just know Simon held a gun to Sofia under the desk for her to press the gb bc I refuse to believe she would willingly hand herself such a non-heinous downgrade after giving us Mayyas last year

[ponett]

favorite things from Breaking Bad VR But The AI Is Self-Aware, aside from the obvious stuff like the music, the ending, and walt being haunted by the specter of the breaking bad poster:

in general, the stark difference between the people who clearly know the scenes and the actual lines from the show and the people who either don't know or don't care, and the way wayne has to roll with it and constantly shift between both styles

as one of the youtube comments put it, the way walt's agency is downplayed by the railroading of the plot and the way his most heinous acts (letting jane die, poisoning brock, etc.) are largely skipped over make many moments where characters turn on walt and attack him feel comically unprovoked, which makes it feel like the version of the story walt would tell to make himself look better

mining the giant crystal for meth

the fact that they made "drives an el camino" at least 70% of skinny pete's personality

the sudden extreme yellow filter that appears when they cross over the clearly marked mexico border

the bit where they straight up just play the saul goodman commercial from the show on jesse's tv via youtube, but then someone switches it to the "you're not a real lawyer" scene from better call saul and they're all just so caught off guard that they kinda just start watching the scene. and then they just ignore what chuck is saying about his brother and let the quality of the cinematography alone convince them to hire saul

hank suddenly appearing in the car for a split second when walt, jesse, and saul are driving back from the desert, and to avoid completely derailing the plot wayne just looks down and clutches his head and says "cancer did that"

jesse saying he can do anything walt can do better and playing the breakcore breaking bad theme remix and wayne just goes "damn! damn!" and starts dancing

the fact that there's an extra salamanca cousin to make them triplets for no particular reason

the whole jane subplot isn't depicted so the plane crash above walt's house becomes a complete non sequitur

baaulp referencing the spice curls

they skip over the events of fly, but the map references it by having a giant fly in the superlab, which is labeled with an arrow so you can't miss it

jesse's drug-fueled house party having this playing on loop in the background

the homoerotic moment walt has with one of the salamanca triplets at the party in mexico, and also the one he has later with saul

to sidestep the whole neo-nazi thing in their lighthearted gmod stream they instead give uncle jack a gang of clowns and an evil circus (playing off of the vamanos pest fumigation tents, i assume), clearly labeled Uncle Jack's Evil Circus

since they skip the whole train heist they just have drew sharp show up at vamanos pest looking for some tiddlywinks

everything that happens with huell when walt is trying to explain to saul that hank figured everything out

and, of course, saul being chased off by the undead chuck mcgill