#noir locks

[diadraws]

a lil thing i drew based on my headcanon, that kwamis partner with humans bcus they crave the emotion and physicality of the human experience, and get to feel their wielder’s emotions through the transformations 🧐 

[trashart00]

Enmity is temporary, funny pictures of your partner are forever.

*Introducing her to Top 10 Chat Noir cat memes*

Shady: Aaw! He CAN haz a cheezburger

Claw: M’Shady plz help

Chat: You’re mean and your hair is UGLY

[cookiedough77]

something something ephemeral having a similar color palette to hawkmoth/shadowmoth

something something chat blanc and season 5 gabriel being all white

something something...

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Nicholas Van Ryn

Dragonwyck (1946) /// dir. Joseph L. Mankiewicz

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

The Sound of Fury (Cy Endfield, 1950)

[north-noire]

Everytime I have to write my Henry and William interacting after Henry finding out the truth about Charlie's death, I'm being stabbed to death, but when I have to write Henry and Puppet-Charlie interacting, I feel like I'm getting a blood transfusion for that very same stab wound

[spxrw]

template by @/_ksgi

[flanexism-draws]

“Look at the damn camera and forget the clock.”

I made a lock screen wallpaper for myself but I’ll share it with y’all because I can’t keep it a secret / >O< /

[ebiartics]

Chat glanced at her yoyo. "Why do you only get recommended those kinds of videos?"

"I like hot people."

"Oh? Well, for your information, I was named the second hottest French bachelor three years ago."

"Uh-huh, second," she teased. That was all their relationship was now—just playful banter. He wasn’t serious with her anymore. He couldn’t be, not after she had left him for so long.

"My Lady! Are you dismissing my achievements just because I came in second?"

She poked his shoulder. "Yes, because you lost to Adrien Agreste. Sorry, kitty, but I have eyes."

"Eyes for me, or for Agreste?"

Her heart fluttered. Of course, she had eyes for Chat. More than just eyes—he had her heart. But Ladybug masked it. If she was good at anything, it was putting on a mask. "Neither. Not in that way"

"Oh? Your cheeks seem to say otherwise"

Okay, maybe she wasn't so great at masking.

Preview for Chapter 10 of Set to Love I just wrote. I did promise Ladynoir, after all.

(hoping to complete before my mock exams!! ahhhh)

[tosteur-gluteal]

OMORI MLB AU SKETCHBOOK SPREAD: shenanigans 💥💥💥

🐞: I thought [you said that] "the ladybug Miraculous was of no use to you"?

🐈‍⬛: ...Anyways, we got a villain to catch right now...

🌟: Kiyomu? Is everything okay in there? ʸᵒᵘ'ᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ²⁰ ᵐᶦⁿᵘᵗᵉˢ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ...

Whole spread here:

Ink only version

[lalasmochitito]

*drops this and disappears again* p.s. it was based on this ship meme thing

[trashart00]

Shadynoir Sewer Moment

Or is it?

(When you’re braiding his hair and he’s thinking of other girls, I’d become evil too)

[whaliiwatching]

Caught up to the fic!! Absolutely fascinated by all the queer/punk/poc history here, since I don't know much myself. Very sweet chapter as well.

Unrelated question - mostly - but why is it common fanon to depict Noir as the more scarred up of various spiderpeople? Naturally everyone has their fair share of fights, though the only we see sustaining any marks is Peter B and his misaligned nose. Personally, I've taken it as Noir Peter not healing as cleanly due to it being Spider God stuff over Weird Radioactive Healing Factor stuff. Thoughts?

thank you so much!! i’m glad you liked it, & hope the ending was satisfying for ya <3

short answer: hot

long answer, plus a map of my idea of noir’s scars: under readmore :)

i’m not a devout spidey comic/movie fan or a doctor. this is based on conjecture and minimal research!

when i came up with my unmasked noir ideas, i wasn’t influenced by fanon—i hadn’t seen any other fan art, not even when itsv came out. but i can think of a good few reasons that scarred noir is a popular headcanon: evidence of what he’s been through makes him feel more tangible/relatable, the visual difference enhances his thematic individuality as distinct from other spider-people (especially other Peter Parkers), self-consciousness can explain why he doesn’t take off his mask in itsv even around other spiders.

all perfectly valid and interesting reasons! but the first two reasons are doylist and the last one is missing a crucial question: why does he have scars? unless a wound is severe, gets infected, or gets lucky, it won’t usually scar. facial injuries especially need to be really bad to leave a mark. and of course most if not all other spider-people have the healing factor. so what gives??

i like the spider god’s curse influences healing factor idea; it opens up some nice angsty possibilities regarding an inability to Be “Fixed;” no matter how much he tries, he can’t erase/forget what’s happened to him. but i also enjoy the bandaging someone up after a fight genre of fic, and am annoyingly pedantic, so my personal working theory is that the healing factor is not a doctor with ten plus years of experience and an accurate understanding of human anatomy. when a bone really badly breaks, it has to be reset or it’ll heal wrong. to me, the healing factor doesn’t know what ‘right’ is, only ‘fast’ and ‘effective.’ it’s an accelerant, not a substitute for medicine.

so let’s establish the baseline. modern spideys either receive modern medical attention or the injury is superficial enough that they don’t require it. even poverty-stricken peter parkers get rushed to the hospital, because fictional doctors Don’t Care About The Money and/or peter is dolled up in spider gear and who’s going to ignore a visibly beat-up celebrity hero?? plus i honestly believed peter b’s nose was just genetics or smthn. my nose is misaligned and it’s never been broken to my knowledge

to compare, noir lives in 1933 and, far as i can tell, doesn’t rlly garner the same fame and respect from the public as modern spideys do. in the 30s, medicine was meh (they had x-rays but didn’t rlly consider radiation much of a threat, penicillin was still in its infancy, polio was a huge threat, etc) but was also, more importantly, far too expensive for most people suffering during the Great Depression. whatever treatment noir receives after a fight, if any, would look way different from ours. that means his healing factor, which can’t differentiate scars from normal skin or a misaligned bone from a whole one, would be inefficiently assisted or left alone. it would leave its history behind.

on the infectious disease side of things, it’s probably much easier for even noir to recover from less physical ailments like the flu and pneumonia—spider healing factor likely remembers and codes for immunity better than regular immune systems—but without modern drug therapies he’d still be worse for wear, ie internal scarring. mans would have a shorter-than-average parker lifespan if not for the pseudo-immortality of the Spider God

anyway. all this to say, here’s my personal map of parker’s scars. crop tank and daisy dukes to keep tumblr off my ass <3

(tbh this is more for my reference than anyone else’s, i’m sick of looking through my art of Just His Forearms to keep my details consistent, but maybe someone will find it interesting lol)

[littlenekosfan]

colour/light study from john wick

[i-am-going-to-skream]

Someone locked thomas asscheeks out of the studio when they where making the mlb movie and it shows

[sieglinde-freud]

OK THIS TIME IM DONE and i dyed their hair this time. i think theyre cute :) i will NOT change it again (please pray this isnt a lie im not trying to be a liar)