#noim

[leyyvi]

L-levi missing you so much he needs to hump a pillow... Aha.... Mccmnfndndjcj

[visionthefox]

sams rant of the day yes- yes KC was half right - BM has been nothing but tool for everyone- and I even say! a tool for Ruin too! BUT BUT Im the only one who think KC is a hypocrite? like, he is on a high horse talking about having a purpose and that him changing is good and yada yada... but- my dude- you said they are part of your code- they are a mini you after all and you did used them too so like- why does KC still insult them ? look down on them? when KC first tried to fight back his need of Blood - he suffered a lot! (remember? when Earth talked no stop over how she was gonna be a good sister meanwhile KC was holding on so much pain?) KC does mention he decide to go against his programming and now understands life, and that kiling will never make BM trully happy-

I agree on that.. but also, KC was also helped to not be who they used to be! he was lucky! that he meet Freedy- he was Lucky! that Moon didnt killed him in the spot and rather gaved him a new life.. Kill Code was lucky! BloodMoon had no one being kind to him- oh wait-Lunar was nice- oh no wait, he used them too- no one was nice to BM, no one told him why he could be kind, be good! like, actually talk him down- give him a powerpoint presentation as to "why being good is actually poggers!" just like KC-BM have a curse on their sytem, they can not stop killing and eating! that would be a torture! I dont want KC back, he's of no use of the show and also, he now only made the twins feel more anger to everyone, what KC did was not hepfull if anything, now BM will be close to the only person who doesnt want to change them, who gets them.. "for real" (I mean Ruin here- who I believe is also a liar but he at least puts on a show) I may be bias here too, but I dont see why BM should stop being evil, or change to be "a good robot" just like I never lked KC being sentient and then having a body.. if only KC had stayed like Venom? that would make sense that is the only route I see the twins taking if they are forced to play the good guys, be like movie Venom- and by that I mean: -Kill and Eat bad guys , only the bad guys, since the world sure is full of them! is not fully ok, but is the best use of their curse! if not, then they should be the balance of the good guys.. the twins as the evil ones work so well to balance the "good" guys of the show, and I use " because, Sun is not pure, he did bad things,(he mentioned months ago he no longer looks after the kids as good as he did- is not as bad as everyone but, is the little things) and Moon? uuf! so if anything, the twins should only show that bad guys can suffer and be sad, be left with no other options because that who they are.. or just be bad because is free!!~

[neteyammeowmeow]

DeepSeaEnergy music au or something, but Benthomaar does classical/jazz and Lloyd does indie stuff (...with the Ninja)

[kiingbiing]

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[doradotcom]

for a while i thought cousin greg and the guy from severance were played by the same actor

[malikselfindulgence]

Morshid gaining a body after yearsof not having one post-lbd arc and immediately falling ill to ten million illnesses . His back hurts when he moves to the left and his knees pop when he tries to fight . He is actively denying all of this and having the worst time ever . He groans like a 90 year old grandfather and he's being made fun of for it

[healyh8ter]

the box is BACK

[weather-phenomenon]

not to be a bitter bitch but i hate ppl with money

[7000spidersinatrenchcoat]

sorry for all the hornyposting

[yuri-supremacy]

theres a certain cutoff where cringe isnt cringe anymore if youre so genuinely, truly devoted to said cringe that its not cringe anymore. its a genuine passion

[davyjon3slock33r]

Oh my gosh I’m starting to get into my dads music taste

[thesoundofmadness]

[onionnstinks]

I JUST REALIZED IT LOOKS LIKE EQUIUS SAID FART INSTEAD OF FACT 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

pretty self indulgedent drawin

wanted to color this but i was just like "what the hell man whatever" ik it is a bit outta char for equius(which is why its more self indulgent than other arts...) but IDC!!!! i am here to have fun for me okayyy... anyway yeah

[therealjoeysmack]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOIM GONA FNUCKING PUKE

[cyanidesymphoniesxylophones]

I've been reading a bunch of HASO content recently. Human babel-fish ... they can understand anything being said after short amounts of time but can't respond correctly because they can't say the phonics. Human experts - I know this topic 100% and can talk about it until your eyes bleed. What is that? *shrug*

I am confused but I've worked with less. This is Humans are Space Orcs, but the alien deity culture is just nerd geekery to humans, who have already memorized several hundred pages worth of alien lore in a day.

"What do you mean I'm wrong about my religion, it's literally ingrained in us since our birth from the pods!?"

"No, you see, according to your entire extraterrestrial Noimek bible or something, to live with your pods is life, but to bring your pods with you... That's worship! By finding us, and casting yourselves to exile of your home planet, you've done the greatest worship of all to your travelling God, and he is still with you."

The Noim's heart rose, as did xher crew. They weren't sinners against the Traveler, but worshippers of the highest form. "Pray tell, little brother, how did you come to this insight?"

"Trust me, while this seems convoluted, you should see what humans came up for religion. At least this actually rewards you for your faith, what with you being taller and more confident-y in your stance."

The Noimek didn't even realize it, but they've shed their sickly weak exoskeleton and now stood proud as the proper explorers they were. Their faith freed them from the confines of a sick and weak body, as their brains unlocked their growth.

"I thank you, little brother."

[rowretro]

✧𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓✧

WARNINGS: mentions of dismemberment

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✧CHAPTER 12✧

Another cold morning in Paris, Sunghoon Juwngwon and the others were arriving on the day, With Riki on the phone with the boys, who’s flight had been delayed, Kyle whined, wanting Riki’s attention. Riki smiled down at the baby, ruffling his hair. “Delayed again? Do you need my private jet?” Riki asked on call as the boy pouted. All the while, Heeseung and Sunoo were focused on wedding decoration. The 2 wanted to have a nice wedding outside, under the stars, with just the ones whom they love, and those who worked at their cafe.

Y/n was peacefully stirring some batter for their wedding cake, “Ok Ok call me when you get here hmm? Take care” Riki finally said before hanging up. The male unstrapped the baby from his baby chair, carrying him in his arms “Ok baby you can have me all to yourself now~” The boy cooed, as he rocked him gently. Kyle giggles, snuggling into Riki’s chest. The man carried him to the kitchen, where y/n was cooking. 

The baby got distracted with the many holes in the jumper Riki was wearing on top of his t-shirt. “You sure  you want to be making the cake for our wedding baby? I mean you work too much already, can’t you at least take a little break before the wedding?” Riki asked as y/n smiled. “It’s ok babe, I love busying myself you know?” The girl said, smiling. Riki leaned down to kiss her forehead, the baby still infatuated with all the holes in Riki’s jumper.

The truth was, y/n was pretty stressed about the wedding, she felt that Riki had to leave behind so many things for her and the baby. All those times he stood up against his dad for her, his patience, how much he tries not to argue, and the fact that he’s never once thought of leaving her. Sure they hit a rocky road near the start of their dating, but those little conflicts make them the happy, weird couple they are. For all he’s done, the girl just wants everything to go perfectly for him.

“Mommy and daddy are getting married~” Riki cooed as the baby giggled, pulling on his jumper. “Oh so that’s why you were so quiet all this time… you like my jumper?” The male asked as the baby babbled nonsense, playing with the loose strings around the holes. “Daddy will get you a matchy jumper like mine~” Riki cooed, rubbing his nose against the baby’s nose. “Sunnyyyy uncee bambi!” The baby suddenly squealed.

“Uncle Bambi? Seriously that nickname is sticking for generations yet to come???” Heeseung said sighing as th baby giggled, reaching for him. Heeseung gently carried him, snickering at the baby’s acts. “Ah y/n I got you a little present, well- Heeseung chose it, but it’s cute so I bought it-” Sunoo said as he gave her a Hello Kitty plush doll. The girl froze as she forced a smile, shakily taking the doll in hand. “Wow… thanks Sunoo- and Heeseung-” She said, her voice somewhat shaky.

Riki blinked at her sudden change in behavior but let her be, not wanting to tick her off or anything. The girl put the doll somewhere in their room as she went back to mixing cake batter. As she poured the batter into one of the trays, she suddenly screamed, dropping the batter on the ground. Riki rushed over as soon as he could, assuming the worst. “Babe, are you ok? Hurt? DID THEY FIND US?!” the male asked as she blinked. “U-UH noim fine-- just uh… flinched seeing the doll there-” the girl said, pointing at the hello kitty doll.

“God I thought something really bad happened for a second…” Riki mumbled, back hugging her, his eyes falling on the batter that was all over the floor and counter now. Riki turned her around so she was facing him, gently pinning her against the nearest surface oh so gently. His eyes, examining hers as he leaned in a little closer, noticing her back away a little “Tell me whats wrong.” The boy simply said “Nothing-” the girl said as Riki tilted his eyes, his stare way more intense “F-Fine- I just found it creepy that the doll I put in my room suddenly appeared here-” The girl said.

Riki sighed, narrowing his eyes at her “Now tell me what’s really wrong.” He asked, his forehead, resting against hers as she sighed “Fine… I studied a case that involved a dismembered head being inside a hello kitty doll, and its a traumatizing case you know?... the person who owned it was a 14 yr old, she new there was a human head inside!” The girl finally admitted as Riki kissed her lips, “You need to chill” Riki said as he squished the perfectly cute, pink plushie “see? Perfect, clean, smells new and trust me, no head inside.” Riki said as the girl snuggled him, the male almost slipped on the batter. “How about we romance after we clean this up hmm?” The male asked as the girl snickerred, nodding. 

✧𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓✧