#im here for the funny gameplay

[visionthefox]

sams rant of the day yes- yes KC was half right - BM has been nothing but tool for everyone- and I even say! a tool for Ruin too! BUT BUT Im the only one who think KC is a hypocrite? like, he is on a high horse talking about having a purpose and that him changing is good and yada yada... but- my dude- you said they are part of your code- they are a mini you after all and you did used them too so like- why does KC still insult them ? look down on them? when KC first tried to fight back his need of Blood - he suffered a lot! (remember? when Earth talked no stop over how she was gonna be a good sister meanwhile KC was holding on so much pain?) KC does mention he decide to go against his programming and now understands life, and that kiling will never make BM trully happy-

I agree on that.. but also, KC was also helped to not be who they used to be! he was lucky! that he meet Freedy- he was Lucky! that Moon didnt killed him in the spot and rather gaved him a new life.. Kill Code was lucky! BloodMoon had no one being kind to him- oh wait-Lunar was nice- oh no wait, he used them too- no one was nice to BM, no one told him why he could be kind, be good! like, actually talk him down- give him a powerpoint presentation as to "why being good is actually poggers!" just like KC-BM have a curse on their sytem, they can not stop killing and eating! that would be a torture! I dont want KC back, he's of no use of the show and also, he now only made the twins feel more anger to everyone, what KC did was not hepfull if anything, now BM will be close to the only person who doesnt want to change them, who gets them.. "for real" (I mean Ruin here- who I believe is also a liar but he at least puts on a show) I may be bias here too, but I dont see why BM should stop being evil, or change to be "a good robot" just like I never lked KC being sentient and then having a body.. if only KC had stayed like Venom? that would make sense that is the only route I see the twins taking if they are forced to play the good guys, be like movie Venom- and by that I mean: -Kill and Eat bad guys , only the bad guys, since the world sure is full of them! is not fully ok, but is the best use of their curse! if not, then they should be the balance of the good guys.. the twins as the evil ones work so well to balance the "good" guys of the show, and I use " because, Sun is not pure, he did bad things,(he mentioned months ago he no longer looks after the kids as good as he did- is not as bad as everyone but, is the little things) and Moon? uuf! so if anything, the twins should only show that bad guys can suffer and be sad, be left with no other options because that who they are.. or just be bad because is free!!~

[puppyeared]

id fumble him so bad

[redvelvetbunny]

I LOVE U REDVELVETBUNNY... could u draw lou with a ponytail or a silly hairstyle .. grhthdhh

okay louis we get it you whip your hair back and forth

[spitblaze]

Having returned to Dark Souls 1 and FINALLY making it to Anor Londo: I am coming back to my hot gaming take that BotW came full circle, with OoT inspiring the Dark Souls games, which I am convinced in turn partially inspired BotW.

[the-skeleton-speaks]

this is free reign to ramble about your tavs and/or durges. i would love to hear about them what are their stories 👀👀👀

I'm gonna ramble about Belir cause I think I've talked about him the least

Putting a cut here to save your dash lmao

He's a circle of spores druid who absconded from home at around 75-80 to escape his family's smithing/forging business (as oldest sons were going to inherent them once they turned 100) and connect with nature rather than machinery. He always felt a close relationship to the part of nature that was often overlooked or hated. Mushrooms, lichen, mycelium, etc were incredibly fascinating to him, and he often snuck into the woods near Rivington as a kid to spend his time there, where he talked to the fungi like they could listen and respond. Eventually, at around 135-140 yrs old he was bestowed a gift by them, the first inklings of druidic power.

He sought out more knowledge on his druidic powers when he left home, but didn't make it too far out before the nautiloid nabbed him

Being forced into this leader role really started taking a toll on him. He grew close with Astarion and Halsin, and eventually started catching feelings for both, but felt it unwise to rifle up any romance during this time of peril.

He let Astarion feed on him almost daily, yes deeming it a necessary advantage but also craving that closeness, the numbness afterwards, the feeling of warmth rushing through Astarion's frigid digits as he had his fill. He was falling harder and harder, but was beginning to be unable to separate the feeling of love for the snarky vampire and the feeling of desperation for that mental release, especially after what happened with Last Light Inn

Belir was the weakest out of the team. He couldn't focus properly on his druid power, not knowing how to properly use it, ending up a weight he couldn't lift off of their shoulders, watching more and more resources be spent keeping him alive. He felt horribly guilty, like a complete burden on his companions.

When the Emperor offered the Astral Tadpole, Belir took it with barely any hesitation. Finally, he thought, a way he can be useful to his friends. But it changed him in ways the emperor conveniently forgot to mention. He became extremely aloof and cold. He began separating himself from the party, doing things on his own, going as far as planting wulbren's bomb in the steel watch without their help. All through it the emperor praised him for his obedience, and suggested small ways to help him be even stronger.

Belir became proficient in heavy armour. He began welding Ketheric's warhammer and only used his druid power to wildshape his way into places he shouldn't be. Eventually he lost contact with his druid powers completely, unable to even sense the buzz of mycelium that used to conversate under his feet.

The time to defeat the netherbrain was upon him. He had the emperor turn Karlach into a mindflayer because he felt it was best for her condition, and he became so powerful at half-illithid, her becoming full illithid must do even more, right?...

He still, despite his best effort, despite all these sacrifices, was the first to go down in the big fight. Karlach and the Emperor took out the brain in the end, he was revived, and the Sword Coast was saved.

So why now did he feel so empty? His tadpole was gone, he was no longer illithid in any sense. The world was saved, he could rest.

But he couldn't rest. He parted ways with his companions, a sickening dread in his stomach as he realized most of them barely even said goodbye. He stayed in the city to help rebuild for a while, and attempted to reconnect with his druid power, to little avail.

Then the epilogue party. He felt tense, worrying that he may not be welcomed very kindly. But most of his worry was put to rest as people chatted, albiet a bit tensely, with him. He talked to Astarion, the conversation going rather well, the two even laughing and sharing some wine. But they soon parted once more, and Belir turned to face the druid by the campfire.

With some confidence and some help from that wine, Belir decided to act on his feelings for Halsin and explain his initial delcine was out of fear that they may not make it out alive.

Halsin reciprocated, and Belir picked up his things and moved to Reithwein with him. Halsin helped him slowly reconnect with his power, he got some (semi-proffesional) therapy and all seemed well.

Until he realized he was still pining for Astarion. Missing him in a way he felt he should have let go of months ago. And yet, dreams of tender kisses and travelling hands plagued him. He knew Astarion didn't feel like that, that Belir had soured their relationship long ago, that he could never truly make up for it. When Astarion eventually visited Belir ended up confessing these things. They talked it out, the conversation going a lot smoother that Belir had hoped. By the end his feelings weren't quenched, but it helped. They both knew they wouldn't work as a couple, but Astarion was more than willing to begin rekindling their friendship.

[antirepurp]

nooo not a 2015 ps vita game having cool real-time corruption textures on its characters when sonic frontiers (2022) didn't nooooo

[jettreno]

I assume it’s bc of the tv show but I’ve seen a couple posts randomly dunking on the last of us but for such dumb reasons. “I want to play lighthearted silly games instead of grimdark ones” “I want to play games that are more inextricable from the video game medium, games that are less cinematic” the good news is that those games exist! the last of us is in fact only two games out of the countless video games out there, so I would recommend not playing them if you don’t want to

[naturally-dazed]

ok so im back on ths household, and i played a LOT more than i thought i would (as usual) so here's a small part 1.

zara developed a fear of being inferior, sally got promoted and gets promoted really fast in this career for some reason - even though she spends ages just not doing any gigs lol and the mix of having a grudge against her mom + the permissive family dynamic between them = grumpy little girl lmao

[stinkrascal]

okayokayokay i think i wanna give mika her own gameplay on my blog actually

[480pfootage]

Maybe I should get into pokemon I thought there was just Ash and the Pokémon themselves and the purple twins

WHO ARE THE PRUPLE TIWNS

but yes anon you should get into pokemon B) specifically swsh

get into sword and shield

now

the character design is awesome

[paper-mario-wiki]

When TotK first released and everyone I saw in my internet bubble played the game sorta seriously only messed around with making funny stuff (which is fine, no shade). Seeing you play it now, like how I remember playing with toys as a kid is refreshing and how I think the game shines more than BotW. I hope you continue to enjoy it.

thanks! im honestly very surprised to hear that. this game feels a lot like it was designed to be a toy box, but in a willy wonka "everything is edible" way. every part of the world is a toy. your inventory is a periodic table of elements to this toy universe.

every single drop, absolutely every single one, has a use. several uses, even. ive yet to find a single drop that you can't have fun with. every one of them does something outstanding, and the game seems to relentlessly reward creative gameplay!!

here's a video of me having fun with toys.

[notahorseindisguise]

alright if youre gonna scroll tiktok, or youtube shorts, or instagram reels, or whatever the FUCK. here are the fucking rules:

if its a robot voice speaking over a gameplay/"satisfying" video, SKIP!

if its a clip from a movie/tv show, SKIP!

if its a dumb meme compilation, SKIP!

if its a voiceover compilation of memes, SKIP!

if you hear a fucking ai generated voice at all, no matter how interesting it looks, SKIP!!!

if its a cooking video without a recipe thats just glorified food porn with enough jump cuts to make you nauseous, SKIP!!!!!!!!

stop fucking watching shit you dont want to watch. this is mainly for me, but like.. figured id post these rules. im fucking sick of having an algorithm that thinks i want content that can be pumped out i 30 seconds tops. short form content can be good, there are very funny people, and people with original ideas. FIND THEM!!!! DONT WATCH STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!

[mintyeve322]

people freaking out on tiktok and twitter about mango's billford animation are so weak. tell me you didn't grow up in fandom culture in the early 2000s without telling me. i liked mlp friendship as magic when i was in elementary and middle school I'm so fucking desensitized at this point. that was back during the wild west of youtube too, when you could accidentally find uncensored gameplay of banned from equestria just there.

this is also not to say i dont understand being uncomfortable with inappropriate content, but the people making mango's animation out to be a major fandom scandal? hilarious to me, grow a spine.

i also find that specific animation funny. the kinda awkward dialogue and extremely short setup is hilarious, and banana man bill makes me giggle. i also LOVE all the people giving him sad lore, keep doing that besties, we love a sad horny demon.

all im saying is, i think mango bill would have THRIVED on here if tumblr didnt ban that kind of art on here like the cowards they are. half of my ads on mobile are inappropriate anyway, let us post our own, cowards.

sorry for any weird phrasing im unsure how easy it is to have a post suppressed on here and i refuse to figure it out

[pupyuj]

gamer g!p yujin x fem!reader 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕 im so down bad for yujin SORRY

i come bearing a very self-indulgent and specific gift for this prompt hehe 😈😈

see, i'd make yujin a loser here cuz ya'll know why BUT i thought it'd be fun to make her a cool n sexy gamer bcs only ahn yujin can pull that off 😼 anyway, she'd love making you play her games!! yujin has the brightest smile on her face when you sit down on a separate chair beside her while she's gaming and ask questions 🥺 and she falls even harder for you when she notices how well you listen to her while she's explaining stuff like the nerd that she secretly is ☺️☺️ yujin would probably be a pretty popular streamer too! she's pretty, she's funny, she's actually good at every game she plays, and she can talk really well even through the screen and the camera!! her viewers love catching you standing behind her, completely immersed in her gameplay that you don't say anything—they think you're so cute 😭 the two of you are probably a popular ship on twitch LMAO 😭

and now comes menace gamer bf yujin who makes you play her games while you're sat on her lap,, being the pervert that she is, she has her hands all over you while you're trying to learn,, of course yujin only does this when the cameras are turned off—she doesn't want anybody to see you in ways only she's allowed to. she rubs your nipples through your shirt, but you don't even notice at first bcs you're so focused on the game, what a cutie :(( you finally take notice of the sensation when yujin pinches on them, making you let out a small gasp that always sounded so fucking good in yujin's ears,,

she definitely fondles your tits underneath your shirt while she whispers instructions in your ear,, knows how much it's affecting you by the way you shivered and tried your hardest to hold back your whimpers but is a bit annoyed bcs you're so well in the game still?? 😭 and god,, she's always making sure that your position on her lap is perfect with your ass right on her bulge,, it makes everything easier on her part,, gently puts her hands on your hips and starts grinding up slowly,, exaggerates her moans just to get your attention, gives you that shit-eating smirk-smile she always has on when she knew she was getting inside your head.. and then she gets really fucking annoying 🤭🤭

yujin slipping her hand inside your shorts to rub your needy clit through your panties, still grinding on your ass, lips right on your ear while she whispers, "my good girl's gonna complete this level for daddy, right?" guys what the fuck i need her—

and ofc you have no choice but to nod and whimper :(( and oh, how she fucking loves that 😩😩

yujin knowing what exactly gets you to do whatever she wants to make you do.. "sit on my cock. if you do well enough maybe i'll fuck you, but if you don't... you're not coming at all tonight." and being the pathetic slut that you are, you obey! cockwarming yuj while you try your hardest to play but she's making it so hard :(( between her small, slow thrusts from time to time, fingertips barely brushing against your clit, a semi-hard grip on your thigh, and the soft moans that left her mouth every time you adjusted yourself a little bit... how could you not lose control of yourself?? 😣

barely a second after completing the level and you immediately drop the controller on the floor.. yujin grabbing you by the back of your shirt, pulling you into her and pressing her fingers against your clit hard, making you moan loudly and grab onto her wrist, "so good for daddy, aren't you?" yujin says against your ear,, fuck she'd lick from the crook of your neck to the spot behind your ear just to hear your sweet moans,, yujin doesn't hesitate to manhandle you either! especially when she's desperate to fuck you like this.. throwing you down on the couch with your ass up and face buried on one of the couch pillows, but she pulls your hair so your voice could fill the air while she pounded you from behind 🫣 gawd... her one hand holding your waist in a death grip, muttering curses as well as your name while she fucks into you with her big dick :((

"just like that.. fuck yourself into my cock—god.. good girl..!"

"that's my girl.. move, (y/n)..."

"you like daddy's games, huh..? don't worry, we'll get to play more.. so much more.. f-fuck! i'm.. c-coming—"

looking behind you just to see the sight of yujin's pleasured expression with her eyes shut tight and teeth biting her lip while sweat drips down her perfect neck.. 😳😳😳

[elfhunk]

You are the only person playing warframe correctly, i love the entire vibe. "What the hell is a meta, im out here having fun"

thank you. i was inspired by my friend, a career yareli main who only owns secondary weapons and outperforms all of us in all content.

in all seriousness, warframe is maybe the only extant mmorpg i have played where player expression through gameplay alone is still possible. i love ffxiv with all my heart! but i do not get to be creative about how i play that game! but warframe? warframe's bizarre habit of keeping defunct systems and features around while still cleaning up quality of life means...

uh. y'all? there's some exceptionally funny garbage in this game if you go looking for it. there are systems that interact in ways you can barely conceive of until you stick your nose in the mud.

we've been freed from the tyranny of steel path grineer armor scaling. we deserve to live as free elves.

as long as you are not noticeably sandbagging your netracells, this is a pve game and nothing matters if you are not having fun and experiencing some delirious height of meat robot gender.

[mumblesplash]

okay so i’ve told some friends around the lunch table about Tetris Spoilers. they’re mostly horrified but i’m enjoying myself greatly :D anyways we have a question and as none of them have tumblr and i may or may not be the resident tetris spoilers expert, i am here in your askbox to ask it.

is there any kind of tetris spoilers in-universe equivalent for if you drop a piece and it clears away the line and that happens to delete half of itself? like … idek how does this work? (ngl the more i try to make this make sense the more i realize i don’t think i know what they’re asking lol.) but like if you drop an i piece and it clears away two lines leaving half of an i piece just sitting there to be cleared away later. does that happen?

thanks for the chaos and for sharing this btw, as absolutely unhinged i often find this to be i’m also very invested and having a lot of fun seeing the updates. you’re so funny and creative and im so glad to be here lol ❤️

sorta, yeah! worldbuilding wise we didn’t focus on the pieces getting partially erased so much as just the general idea that their job is inherently self destructive—a tetrimino in-game cannot clear a line without destroying part of itself, the tetriminos-as-characters die on every mission:

in other words: yes that aspect of the gameplay is accounted for, but whether or not this involves dismemberment is mostly situational