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Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.
Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU
#knitting#no it's not a real pattern but I can't write one that makes sense because I have no freaking clue what any of that means#How do you make things that aren't basic rectangles#Why has every knitter I've asked for help just said 'patterns are easy; you just have to know how to read them' & then refused to teach me#Where do I even find a goat to sacrifice#How do I join the pattern cult#I am so confused#I've been knitting for almost a decade but I can only make scarves and potholders#I learned one (1) stitch by watching a YouTube video and none of my friends or family knit so I have no IRL resources#And nobody I meet seems to want to take the time to explain the rest to me#I taught myself to sew through trial and error but that doesn't really work with knitting because error is pretty much just... Unraveling?#Anyway sorry for the tag rant I'm just frustrated that I see pretty things I want to make but the instructions are in an alien language#And the gap between 'absolute novice' and 'intermediate' seems to be about 20 years of experience and formal instruction
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miscellaneous logurt moments from my folder
#i like how kurt just crouches on tables and stuff. i like that its nice and i like that nobody cares about it#xmen#x-men#logurt#nightclaws#this is just some nice moments i saved for myself but i noticed ppl enjoy looking at this stuff cuz i do too#so.#x men#xmen tag#uncanny x men#uncanny xmen#uncanny x-men#this is still the 80/82 era#currently reading the new mutants and the madelyn prior stuff#i thought i should post these anyway#even tho others have already shared most of em#nightcrawler#kurt wagner#wolverine#logan howlett#anyway “i aint lonely i got you” gets to me every time
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Sth archie covers except I drew them and went insane in the process
(There is more to come I just need to figure out how to draw and render an airplane first. click on them for details and such please yah yah)
#this is the first actual sonic art i’m posting isnt it#help#i’m scared#sth#sth fanart#sth archie#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#tails the fox#sonic fanart#sally acorn#sally the squirrel#nicole the holo lynx#salicole#sallicole#its there okay. have you READ stargazing??#37 found dead and many more injured#do i tag regina or not. she’s technically there but yk#nobody ask me what drawing those rings was like i had to draw and render each. each one. help me.#cablart#archie cover series#issue 35#issue 151#issue 179#issue 209
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to all people who said PART 1 made them laugh - i lov u 💗 this is for u
#look...i know it's been a month but hear me out-#guys don't yell he's really trying okay!!#NOT a mean ww truther bc he really isn't mean like at all#not in an intentional way#he's just stressed and embarrassed and tipsy here give him a break#he's swagless & thinks it's yet another reason he's unlovable (untrue)#dont worry woowoo vash also severely lacks in the swag department#but funny doodles aside i have other more serious art of them already posted + in the works#their understanding of each other ends up being so deep#but at the same time they manage to be so utterly stupid about it#how do they manage? i don't know#they just make me want to tear my hair out#you're important to each other!!!! get!! that!!! thru!! ur! HEADS!!!!#neither of them think they deserve what they want/need#i'm inconsolable actually nobody talk to me (talk to me please)#see using words isn't so hard. stupid fictional men#(she thought she did something with those tags)#times are hard but i stay silly#by that i mean i re-read vol 10#on the daily.#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#nicholas d wolfwood#trimax#trigun#tzarrz
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still thinking about it so heres a bunch of stuff
#like everything's colors are placeholders i never learned color theory#like i know “use colors next to eachother or directly opposite on the color wheel” but like#the way everyone describes it makes me feel like theres more to it#and im just too stupid to comprehend it#still like lineless/whatever the rw artstyle is#gradient tool my beloved. i need to mess with it more often#alice n beau live in jcjs superstructure cause its filled with free food (his brain) and a bunch of things to experiment with (his organs)#ive attempted to redesign abs like twelve different times now#i wonder how long this attempt will last before i hate it again#always caught between wanting to stylize to hell and back and wanting to be accurate to the source material#abs is supposed to be like a Really Really Early iterator#so she doesnt have tone modulation or the ability to express much facially and barely looks humanoid under the cloak#which i didnt draw because i couldnt settle on a Look for it#and in her single minded focus to annihilate jcj shes been neglecting herself to explain the motor function errors and also her can explodi#g#oh right normal tags#art#murder drones#rain world#i should invent a tag for this but i dunno what to call it#id love to gossip about all the stuff ive thought up for this au thing but 1. nobody cares 2. i cant talk for that long and 3.#i havent written like half of it down#if i had the confidence to even attempt writing i'd totally do an ao3 fic about this#hi living shifting oil guy/girl/thing i know you're gonna be like the only person to read this far#oh uhh#body horror#tw body horror#i think thats how you do it#probably should've added those first. oops
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I dont have a clever and witty sarcastic comment tonight, I just think she's cute
#my brain isnt working rn its 3am ive been reading fanfics while hyperventilating over the irreparable damage i managed with my limited life#tee hee im just kinda feeling moody tonight 🤪#somebody please ban me from tumblr between 1am to 11am i do not function as a stable person between those times#i schedule my mental breakdowns they work really well with my schedule#its multitasking cause I'll already be up from insomnia its really efficient in the grand scheme of things#ah i love the fact that nobody can stop me from writing the most deranged shit in the tags of a cute cat pic <3#animals#petblr#cat#cat life#cat lovers#catblr#my cat#cat photos#cat pictures#cats of tumblr#calico#calico cat#OH UH THATS WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY FOR AMERICANS THE REASON IM SAYING ITS NIGHT WHEN THIS IS POSTED DURING THE DAY IS BECAUSE ITS QUEUED#i queue most stuff because i dont usually have the energy or time to be active at good times#i get little bursts of post motivation and dont wanna flood my 9 followers (at least 6 are dirty bots) with my bs#im just a dumbass that never tags shit
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and also "putting everyone in a simulation will make it all ok 👍" and also "let's park next to this random system's sun" and also "we can't live on our own planet because of our own folly" and so on
#and also an inablity to accept the inevitable...etc etc#i thought of some more but then i forgot them 😋#originally wanted to post this with other sillies but then i was like. well i dont wanna spoil anyone on either a these games so erm. ya#nine sols#outer wilds#nine sols spoilers#outer wilds spoilers#outer wilds echoes of the eye#echoes of the eye spoilers#echoes of the eye#if youve played nine sols could i recommend outer wilds: a space exploration game where u play as a cute and short lookin alien whos#unraveling the mysteries of their solar system although there isnt any combat and although there are horrors theyre not like. well.#nobodies bein harvested thats for sure. and its very much about the story#and if youve played outer wilds uhh. i. dont really know if i can recommend nine sols even though i Can summarize it as a game where u do#explore and there is space and u Are an alien (from a humans pov) and you Are cute and short (from a humans pov)(until u learn the horrors)#and there Are horrors but erm. well. shrug emote. it Is a combat game thats the primary reason#the horrors are less the horrors of space and how easy it is for you to die and the idea of said causes of death and also the unknown. and#more the sins of some REALLY fucked up cats. ethically dubious science sins. actual guts bein spilled. i mean i aint actin like the warning#of the game id recommend lookin those up. sure is a game tho (i cried)(just like w outer wilds)#feels like i could recommend a non combat game to a combat game player easier than the other way round#the theoretical combat game player would be capable of playing a non combat game right#feels harder to imagine the other way around. then again i Did find outer wilds mechanically difficult at times in a way that combat games#can challenge me. so. shrug#all that matters is if u enjoyed the dialogue n interactions in nine sols...if u didnt vibe w that then im unsure how much outer wilds woul#vibe for you. etc etc#idk why i started typing up a whole ass recommendation in the tags. anyway have at ye#idk who'd read this far but i salute you FSDHLFSDHKSFDH
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why do anti-jason fans always have an opinion on his characterization and how we write him in fanfic as if they've read anything beyond comics where his character is completely assassinated and written by individuals who despise him?
"you're not actually a jason fan if you remove everything that he's done in canon"
answer me truthfully: would you accept a comic as canon if it was written by someone who hates your favourite character? i'm not a tim fan so i'd mess up his entire storyline if i wrote a comic for him. would you read that and happily accept it as canon? because i assure you that i'd purposely mess his entire character up just because i dislike him. it would be full of bias because i don't understand his character as well as an actual tim fan does. would you still accept this comic as canon?
literally the majority of jason comics are written by people who don't like him and don't even know his source material. why shouldn't we nitpick what we wanna accept as canon??
#this post was brought upon by anti jason bs in the tag#we are tired people!!!!!!#please let jason fans enjoy things#antis are genuinely infuriating like please calm down and interact with other material#nobody is forcing you to read jason fics#i assure you that your fav batfam character has amazing fics where your fav isn't ruined to make everyone else look good#why do you have such a strong stance on something when you don't even fully understand it#let's practice peace of mind and interact with things we like so we don't lose it#jason todd#red hood#anti tim drake#just because i don't want tim fans to stumble upon tim hate by accident
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OMORIONETTE MENTIONED. GOES INSANE. (Suntan streak: 8 days)
#omori fanart#omori#omori au#omorionette#omorionette au#god i love this au so much. i got twitter just to post it. I'll go mad soon.#kel omori#sunny omori#omori kel#omori sunny#sighs. time for all the ship tags. brace yourself.#suntan omori#omori sunkel#omori caprisun#omori suntan#omori cactulip#cactulip omori#sunny x kel#kel x sunny#caprisun omori#sunkel omori#kelsun omori#omori kelsun#thats all of them right. please. IM FREEEEERE#art style finally doesnt suck!!?!??!??? wow!! (personal opinion)#why do I bother tagging lmfao ain't nobody reading these!!! /hj
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season 2 + nods to 'crowley was raphael' truthers
#personally i quite enjoy being delulu#golden tooth truther here I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT I KNOW IT MEANS THINGS.#aLSO. THE PAUSE. WHEN GABRIEL TRIES TO REMEMBER THE NAME. MUSIC SWELLING.#a fakeout if i ever saw one#(you can't) change my mind#and listen i love the 'crowley was a nobody' theory just as much but they threw that one out the window with the file reveal#so.#crowley is lucifer theory is uh fun but i can't get behind it whoops#good omens#crowley#crowley was raphael#good omens 2 spoilers#ok that's too many tags already. if you're still reading PLEASE RECOMMEND ME FICS.#and also if you want a gifset send an ask cause i'm obsessed#also! feel like most of these are from heaven-times. and yeah. more 'crowley in heaven' content @neil gaiman please#crying over the gif quality btw
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I think they are supposed to be twins???
(maybe originally in the concept art, but in canon it seems they aren't anymore? dion has been stated to be the oldest, but my thoughts are maybe like he's the older twin lmao. i will probably be 100% wrong if there is ever a future installment in this series.)
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Funny story, I originally wanted to color these sketches, but I found that most of my traditional art supplies are unusable (the pencil colors has a very faded color, and most of my markers have a diluted yellow coloring lmaoooo ToT). I haven't been using them from 2019 and it really shows.
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#psychonauts 2#psychonauts dion#psychonauts frazie#dion aquato#frazie aquato#psychonauts#traditional art#sketches#unfinished art#pen sketches#art#fanart#cartoon fanart#double fine productions#fanart 2025#usagifuyusummerart2025#you can find more of my ramblings on these guys in the alt text lmao i yap a lot i know#i love these guys but there's not much discussion going on about them especially dion since they're not really the focus on the second game#which that's fine. psychonauts is about raz after all i find him funny and i wonder what horrendous truths will he discover more if there is#ever a future game. unrelated but i love razzle dazzle's was it? AU of Dion not being psychic really? but he can see ghosts#(and the side abilities that come with that) which i think is a passive psychic ability. not strong like what the rest of their family#members have but it does align with what i think his character is like. dismissive but he does care he just can't show it because nobody#will believe him something like that. i have more to blab on this but tag limit lmao#this is just me relieving stress btw i'll get back on track when i feel more better.#you'll see me posting random stuff when i can't focus on what i want to do lol.#plus i've been thinking maybe my un-banger posts should have a specific tag? tundra or cold post??? i'll think about it....#if you read all of this then wow thank you hope you have a nice day wherever you are
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A perfect Espio pose of Espio being perfect because Espio is perfect.<3
#espio the chameleon#sth#mario & sonic olympic games#mario & sonic at the rio 2016 olympic games#screenshots#Espio isn't doing the Naruto ram hand sign in the Rio 2016 Olympic games. That's how you know the games are made with love.#<- I almost made this the caption but this isn't an informative thought. i have a brain sickness#file this under shit NOBODY cares about except for ME#well it's semi informative because it's true but it's also worthless information hello#i need to collect all the moments he does and does not do the ram hand sign just because i am a collector of information that doesn't matte#nobody read my tags please you might catch something#*professor farnsworth angry dome 1 hour asmr*
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tlh side of the fandom is dead anyway but even if it wasn’t i still wouldn’t interact because i’ve come to realize that people just don’t like herondaisy and that’s so disheartening to me. even people who do like them usually go “yes but *insert character that is actually better*” and i know people can like whoever they want of course and i know it’s not a competition of which ship/character is better but also it’s very tiring to come online and see your personal faves being disliked at worst and tolerated at best by basically everyone with very few exceptions.
#sorry for the rant i’m in a Mood this evening#idek where i’m going with this exactly but yeah that’s how i feel#liking a ship that doesn’t have a strong fanbase for it is not for the weak#and god i love thomastair so much so so much but sometimes i’m so envious that they have such a strong fanbase#bc even the most ardent tlh hater seems to like them even if they don’t like anything else#and sometimes i’m just like what do they have that herondaisy don’t#bc to me both ships are very tethered but that’s a separate discussion#if you’re reading these tags no i don’t actually want you to tell me what you think they have that the others don’t#this isn’t thomastair hate btw don’t even think about twisting my words#but yeah idek i needed to vent even if nobody sees this#this might get deleted eventually
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#tried rlly hard to shade this like skin blender idk but gave up and just half toned it#my shading is shit and I can’t draw astarion for shit#man i hate realism#why do i keep trying to do it#anyways i hate the way this came out but i feel bad for not posting today#my art#art#digital art#sketch#astarion#astarion bg3#bg3 astarion#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#bg3 fanart#bg3 art#baldur’s gate iii#concept art#i should stop comparing my art to other’s bcs everytime i try to change my artstyle and force myself to draw in a new style i fail and die#the way i pick up art styles is just fun experimentation and somehow never made by studying other people’s artstyle#im not ready for my holiday to end but at the same time i feel like most of my bad thoughts are generated by too much free time#so mayhaps losing my free will for like 12 hours a weekday will fix my sads so uhhh#idk man#nobody reads these tags so i can say whatever i want#if you’re reading this uhhh#sorry you had to read me vent in an shitty astarion doodle post
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hmmmm "i will" by mitski as a loumand song.... armand both pre- and post-SF trying to convince himself he's doing the right thing, he's doing this for louis, he's doing this for them......
armand who considers himself fundamentally unlovable outside of his utility to a partner...... for whom love and servitude and ownership and debt are all mixed up in ways informed by centuries of abuse
who is applying what little he has received in the way of love (both real and perceived) to his current relationships, but who has never felt loved without being owned, who has never once even considered that Respecting Boundaries is an important part of loving somebody, who is used to his lover being his owner being his maker being his god, and who applies all that to his relationship with louis because it's the first time he is suddenly in the dominant position in a relationship and he is Not equipped to handle that in any way even approaching a healthy relationship
"i will see your body bare and still i will live here" considering that the highest form of devotion because surely only somebody who truly loves him could stomach to see him undone, to see him brought low, even if they were the one to undo him. is it not the most honest expression of his adoration for louis to see him brought low and rebuild him ?
"and all the quiet nights you bear, seal them up with care / no one needs to know they're there, for i will hold them for you" armand who is intimately familiar with the ways that memory can hurt you, who is desperately trying to pretend that forgetting is the same as moving on, who is taking on all the burden of this relationship and still louis is so ungrateful, how dare he accuse armand of doing this for his own benefit when it was all for louis, when armand has stayed awake a thousand days to soothe his nightmares, smooth over the edges of every hurtful recollection, when armand bears louis's traumas for him, how dare he—
"there's no need to be brave / while you sleep, i'll be scared / so by the time you wake, i'll be brave" armand who is building up an increasingly fragile house of cards, who is layering lies and adjustments and changes and more lies over each other, knowing that it's not sustainable, knowing that with every passing day it becomes harder to tell the truth, knowing that this will collapse eventually and the fallout is only growing. and then louis wakes up and everything is fine, darling, don't you even worry about it
(can you tell him that i'm so normal about him)
#lmaster37 posts#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire spoilers#the vampire armand#obv this is like heavily filtered through armand's self-perception#for the record while i Do Not claim that this is ACCURATE to show!armand#i do think that it is at minimum more interesting to consider his actions through the lens of him genuinely caring for louis#if in a toxic and often self-serving way#(self-serving being. a very broad term here. consider that louis is a useful prop in armand's perfomance of elaborate self-destruction)#(as somebody with a tendency to romanticise their own mental illness that's an impulse i understand all too well)#(it's the constructing a situation so awful for everybody involved that surely at some point nobody could fault you for giving up. for me)#idk like i've seen people dismiss all of armand's more tender moments as part of The Scheme#and while i'm obv not gonna claim that that's a Wrong reading#i do think it's kinda. uninteresting. okay so everything he ever said was a lie. what's left of the character then ?#hmm still salty about 2x8 sorry. cool twist but like what does that actually mean for the character#idk i'm having a hard time reconciling 2x8 armand with the rest of iwtv armand#equal odds whether that's a weakness on the show's part or my unwillingness to reconsider a Character I Like in a negative light :shrug:#once again it appears i am incapable of not rambling in tags
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TERFism (Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminism) is literally antithetical to what transmascs who acknowledge transandrophobia believe and it's fucking ridiculous that the people who say 'kill all men' and 'its okay to hate men' are calling other people terfs
its also fucked that some transmascs are blaming all transfems for a problem that was started by radical feminism spread by terfs masquerading as trans people in trans spaces (something they gleefully admit to and that i have personally witnessed)
how about we stop the infighting (which is what they fucking want) and have some respect for each others experiences with oppression and stop with the childish, unfounded name calling
this shit was orchestrated by actual terfs to cause division and radicalize people, being transphobic to eachother isnt fucking helping
#none of you fucking know what r*dical f*minism is jfc#transandrophobia#this will be my last fucking post to this godforsaken tag because nobody has fucking reading comprehension#you're all doing what the TERFs want! you're fighting and blaming eachother when you should be blaming the fucking TERFS!#they did this on purpose and you all fucking fell for it#god i hate this website#transmisogyny
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