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i am on the ledge. of a tall building. but girl cider pulled me away. she said. never kill yourself. i said yes ma'am!
#copied from a discord message i sent.#nobody gets her like i do. she's so important guys pls#cider talks
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omg thank youuuuu g!p loser reader x sana pls 🥺💕
(Perfect moment to bring Sha-rich AHHH)
Daddy’s rich girl who “works” at the company as well with you. Unlike her, you worked your way up to an important position in the company. You invested time, worked and studied hard, and had a position almost as important as her. Almost. Of course nobody could ever have more power than the owner’s daughter, right?
However, the fact that you were able to have such position already spoke a lot about how smart you were. Not a lot of people, specially at such a young age, could get there. If they didn’t know who Sana was, they’d wonder how tf is she technically your superior. Specially when you’re the one who basically does all the work for her.
“Y/n-ssiii” she called in her respective animated tone. You were talking with some coworkers in their desks when you quickly looked at her and gave her all your attention, feeling already cheered up at the sound of her pretty voice.
“Yes, Ms. Minatozaki?” You answered sweetly with those heart eyes you could hardly hide from others, happy to see her already ‘cause you were wondering when was she gonna get to the office (lost puppy behavior-). You knew it was common for her to just show up at any time she wanted to.
“Father has assigned me some hard hard work.” She said with a pout as she showed you a folder. “and I need the help and guidance of the smartest person here, Aka you. No offense, ladies.” She said as she gifted a charismatic smile and wink to the young secretaries you were previously talking to.
Everybody knew that when Sana said “help her”, it meant that you were gonna do all the work for her.
You, of course, would have gladly accepted right away, but you were full of work too, and wanted to take things slow this week rather than having to focus on working hard on your and her work as well. Again.
“I’d love to, but I also have this project and I act-” you tried to explained but she stopped you, already feeling bored hearing the excuse.
“Ah! This is important, y/n. You wouldn’t want our ceo to be missing such an important part of his presentation for this week, presentation that I remind you, you’re part of, right? Or is it that you can’t handle being part of it? ‘Cause If you can’t I can find somebody else that-” now it was your turn to interrupt.
“No!” You quickly said grabbing the folder from her hands. For some reason the idea of somebody else spending time with Sana like that made you horribly jealous (territorial puppy?). It felt like it had more than one meaning. It was more than just somebody helping her with work. “I can do it, ma’am. I’ll have it ready as soon as possible.”
“Sounds great! See you soon in my office.” She said with a big smile as she softly touched your forearm before leaving. You simply sighed, wondering why was it so hard to resist her. You turned around once her silhouette disappeared, just to see your coworkers looking at you and shaking their heads. You shrugged, and excused yourself to your own office to start working.
Some people would think Sana is using you to look good in front of her daddy and his important partners. You had coworkers looking at you with sad eyes, feeling empathetic about “the poor sunbaenim who is too good to say no and has to work so daddy’s girl doesn’t show how unprepared she actually is for this business”. Most of the people in the company liked Sana though, she was charismatic and that’s something that can get you far in life as well. You appreciated her qualities, and saw beyond. But of course there were always those few employees…
“Y/n sunbaenim should be the one with her position”
“Seriously, she’s so qualified. How unfair” some coworkers would whisper. What they didn’t know is that Sana was compensating you and very well for your help with her job.
In her own particular way.
“y/n! Oh my god. y/n~.”
Sana’s moans were getting loud to the point you were starting to concern that some people might be able to hear you guys from outside her office. But being drunk in her taste, you couldn’t care less about that. And Sana didn’t care at all when she was feeling this good, at the end of the day she (her dad-) owned this place. Who was gonna fire her?
You were almost naked, your upper body exposed, your wrists tied behind the chair you were seated on. Your pants were still on though, and your boner was already hurting but you didn’t dare to complain, focus on the task given to you. Not any important report that she needed to have on her daddy’s desk by the end of the week, or any structure analysis of who gives a fuck. No. right now the only thing that mattered was Making Ms. Minatozaki come in your mouth.
But how did you even get here today? Let me explain, it’s easy.
“Ms. Minatozaki, I brought you the latest report as you asked, with updates about last week’s movements in the graphs that our investment teams have been working on.” You said as you entered the woman’s office, several papers in hand battling not to fall as you fixed your glasses how you could.
Right as you stepped a foot on her office, she closed the door with your back against it and locking it behind your back, making you drop your documents and gasp in surprise “w-what’s going on, Ms. Mi-” but you couldn’t finish your question, as she started kissing you like she hasn’t seen you in years. You were caught off guard, moaning in her mouth as you grabbed her forearms. You always loved when Sana kissed you, sometimes you just wished she’d warn you before doing it out of a sudden.
“Ma’am, please, w-wait” you asked, feeling her hand traveling down to palm your dick over your pants “oh god…not there please…”
“Why not? I’m sure it misses me.” The older woman teased with a smirk, trying her best not to laugh. She went to leave wet kisses on your neck, biting it and grabbing your cock more ‘till she was basically masturbating you over your pants.
“Ms, Wait- fuck~ wait! Sana, wait!” You moaned, feeling weak in her hands, containing yourself from simply surrender to her touch was such a hard task, and slowly your brain almost forgot why would you even try to do it anyways.
“You have no idea how much it turns me on when you call me Ms. Minatozaki.” She whispered next to your ear, to then let out a mischievous giggle. “Although my name sounds just as good when it comes from your pretty lips, baby~” Sana teased, and went back to your neck, undoing your tie and shirt. Your trembling hands slowly tried to go to her lower back, but she had other plans “Ah Ah! You’re not using those right now, come here puppy.” Sana guided you to a chair she had in her office, and softly pushed you until you were seated. As she straddled you and went back to kissing you deeply, you didn’t realize that she tied your hands behind your back with your own tie until she stepped up to get something from her drawer and you tried to move.
“Sana? What’s going on?” You asked as you tilted your head, confused but clearly excited, already feeling your member pulsating, needing attention and missing the pressure Sana was giving it when seated on your lap. She was right. Your whole body missed her. Even when you guys hooked up very often you always wanted more of her.
“Nothing we haven’t done before, pretty puppy” she said as she showed you the leash and collar she bought just for you, with a blindfold as well, biting her lip clearly as eager as you were to start.
Oh.
“You wanna do that here?!” You asked her, clearly surprised.
“What, are you gonna tell me you don’t want it?” She asked back giving you a “you know damn right” look. Sana knew, you could never tell her no.
“… no ma’am.”
And that’s how you ended in the position you were in.
“That’s it baby, keep going like that. I’m gonna come~” you heard the older woman say as you basically fucked her pussy with your tongue, and you wished you could see her facial expressions but again, you didn’t dare to complain, not wanting to be punished. Even though you couldn’t see her, all of your other senses were very awake. The taste of her pussy against your tongue, making you drool creating a mess on her cunt as you felt some of it on your chin. The sounds of her voice moaning your name, as praises also filled the air. The sensation of the leash being pulled, keeping you as close as possible to her. Everything was having you on edge. You felt you could almost come untouched just by pleasing this woman.
Just as she stated, Sana came in your mouth, holding the leash and your head in place as she grabbed your hair a little too hard, sending a little pain, but not too much that you were uncomfortable.
“Fuckk your mouth feels so fucking good…” she moaned as she moved your mouth all over her cunt, helping herself ride the last highs of her orgasm. “It’s time to help you now, isn’t it puppy?” She asked in a cute tone, teasing you over your pants with her bare foot. With how neglected your cock felt, your hips automatically moved towards her foot, desperate for friction. This made the older woman laugh, you were such a cute needy puppy for her. “aw don’t be weird, puppy. I’m not using my feet for that. Got something better for ya.”
And as the seconds feel like ages, with the uncertainty of the darkness, you felt her hands slightly moving your pants to let your member free, and you felt how it hardly slapped against your own stomach. The sensation of your own precum making you groan, but you didn’t find it bothersome actually. The fact that it was still coming even when Sana wasn’t stimulating you at all in any ways made her hungrier for you.
“Aww, poor you. That probably hurts, doesn’t it darling?” She cooed. You nodded, a pout decorating your lips as soft whimpers started to leave them. An almost too loud moan escaped you once she started to slowly jerk you off “Shhh it’s ok, I’ll take care of it.” She said as her palm was now all over your tip, playing with the precum. You thought she was gonna make you come like this, until you felt the overwhelming and warm sensation of her tight pussy. God it felt like heaven. With how sensitive you were, and the desperation of not being allowed to touch her with your own hands. You felt you could come in any second.
Sana started riding you at a steady pace, knowing you were close but also not wanting you to finish too soon. She was playing with the pace, torturing you and enjoying the sounds you’d make when she slowed down robbing you of your own orgasm. If only you could see that damn smile she had on her face. “Sana, please… stop playing with me.. I need to come, please.”
Ouh she loved the sound of that. How you desperately begged her, knowing she had full control over you in every aspect. She needed to hear it more. “Hmmm ask again baby. Ask again and I’ll think about it.”
“Please, please, I’m begging you ma’am, please..” you sobbed, needing your sweet release, unconsciously thrusting your hips up, fucking her as fast as she was fucking you.
“Fuck..! Just like that, baby. Keep fucking going like that. Fuck me good.” She moaned between teeth in your ear, feeling herself getting close to her second orgasm as well. As you came, the sensation of your seed inside her drove her crazy, jumping even faster on your cock making you sob and ask her to please slow down, feeling overstimulated. But of course Sana didn’t stop until she was making a mess on your cock, making you fill her up even more.
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For somebody with her own office, she surely enjoyed rather going to more dangerous and small corners of the building.
“Wait, they’re gonna hear us…” you whispered with the little reasoning that was left in your mind as she quickly unbuttoned your pants while you were against the door of a janitor’s closet.
“No, I don’t think they will.” She said as she took her panties off and made you take them into your mouth before getting on her knees.
“Sana, we have a lot of work to do, please.” You said, taking her small piece of clothing out of your mouth for a second.
“Then let’s make it quick, and put that back in your mouth, now.” She said and before you could argue, she started sucking on your tip, moaning at the taste. Your eyes almost went completely white, getting already watery ‘cause of how sensitive you felt and how good Sana’s mouth was. You couldn’t help but to thrust your hips a little, hoping she’d get more of you inside her warm mouth. “Hey what did I tell you, hm? If you wanna fuck my mouth, you ask for it.” She scolded, teasing part of your shaft with her teeth “Understood?”
“A-ah~ yes ma’am. Can I please fuck your mouth?” You almost begged her, your voice coming out muffled ‘cause of her panties and you clenched the edge of the table next to you to try and have some self control while you waited for her answer.
“That’s better, yes you can baby.” She answered as she put her tongue out, giving you more access to her mouth, eagerly waiting for you to use it as your own fuck toy. And of course you did, getting deep inside her throat creating such wet and impure noises that would make whoever walks outside that closet turn around and leave the whole floor. Sana took it out of her mouth as she tried to catch her breath, replacing it with her hand instead. However, you were quick to put it back in, grabbing her head firmly.
“Nu-uh, we can’t risk it falling on your clothes. We can’t go to our meeting all dirty. You’re gonna swallow it all, aren’t you, baby?” You told her looking straight into her eyes, and she nodded, knowing she had no other option. She looked so cute like that, giving you those puppy eyes. People thought nobody could have more power than the owner’s daughter. Yet here you had her, on her knees listening to your every word and letting you use her mouth. People could call you a pathetic loser if they wanted to. As long as you could enjoy Sana. Not so long after, you came in her mouth almost making her choke. Still, she made sure to take everything you gave her, licking your dick clean, and getting a little too excited that you almost were starting to get hard again. However, you grabbed her arms and pulled her back on her feet, you guys had an important meeting and you were almost already late. She groaned, complaining and clearly wanting more “I promise after this meeting we can go wherever you want and do whatever you say, but please let’s go. We worked hard on these papers, remember?” You told her with a pout, a surprising switch on you that Sana was still trying to get used to.
“Ugh, fine..” she sighed as she rolled her eyes, and you both carefully got out of the closet (be who you areeee) after making sure you were presentable.
Getting to your meeting like nothing happened, clearly in a better mood than earlier that day, your cheeks red and sometimes stuttering as Sana continued eye-fucking you, fantasizing about what you promised earlier and impatient for the day to end to take you home,but she had the biggest smile planted on her face ‘cause there’s nothing she loves more than playing with you and having you around her finger during office hours.
A lot of people thought she was just flirting and playing with you, making you nervous or dreaming about a chance with her just so you would do whatever she wanted, but never actually batting an eye your way. The way Sana thanks you for your help (which she very much enjoyed as well, so it was a win-win for her every time), you could honestly say it was very fair tho.
Now, Sana was no idiot. She knew damn right what it was told about her and the way she treated you. She knew some people thought she was taking advantage of you and manipulating you ‘cause you were too good and innocent. You looked so shy and well behaved. “If only they knew” she thought. Yes, you were sweet, but innocent? Impossible, and if you ever were then she was sure she already broke you ‘cause with how easy she made you hard, and with how hard you pound on her, it was impossible to consider you innocent. Well behaved? Of course tho, you were so obedient for her. Just for her<3.
Continuation here <3
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Hey! Could you write a John Marino x Reader fluff where he has a girlfriend that nobody knows about and he brings her to family skate and they being super cute and everyone has no idea who she is and he basically hard launches the relationship to everyone? Thank you!!
[ since when ] j. marino
pairing : John Marino x fem!reader
summary : John brings his girlfriend of several months to family skate before the Stadium Series game, surprising everyone
warning(s) : none ! just some tooth rotting fluff
author’s note : i am all over the place w requests so pls bear w me while i try to get them out for y'all. this is on the shorter end and prob not my best work but i hope you all like it <33
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"Are you sure?" she questions as John runs around like a crazy man to grab this things so they can leave. "I don't want to ruin family skate for you."
John stops and looks at her from the front door of the apartment. An equipment bag slung over his shoulder.
“I would love to have you there,” he replies. He drops the bag on the ground by the door and walks over to her where she stands in the hallway that leads to their room. “I love you and want you there.”
She’s still very hesitant despite his reassurance. “What if your teammates don’t like me?” she asks. “I’ve never met them. Or their wives and girlfriends.”
“They’ll love you,” he tells her. “I promise. I might throw them off by bringing you and showing you off but they’ll love you.”
Showing you off.
The one thing that John hasn’t been afraid of doing is showing her off. She’s been introduced to his non-hockey friends and his parents. All John did was brag about about beautiful and smart she was.
Today was the day she’s been excited for and dreading at the same time. She’s finally going to get introduced to his teammates. That group of guys are like John’s found family. She’s extremely nervous. There's a reason why he's waited, and she's completely understood why he's been waiting to introduce her to his teammates. They are the most important people in his life, and he wanted to make sure they were both ready for that.
“You’re sure they won’t mind if you bring me?” she asks as John pulls the beanie he had made for her. It has his number on it. “I don’t want to pull you away from your teammates.”
John smiles as soon as the beanie is secured. “I think they will be more in shock that I’m bringing my girlfriend that they didn’t know about to family skate,” he admits. “Some of them are definitely going to swarm and ask a lot of questions. They’ll be more of a pain in our asses.”
A small smile forms on her lips. “Okay,” she sighs. “I’m ready, I guess.”
“You look cute all bundled up,” John comments as he leans down and presses a kiss to her nose. “Just so you’re aware.”
Her cheeks get hot but she isn’t sure if that’s because of his compliment or because of how hot she is standing in the apartment in a puffer jacket and sweater underneath.
She opens the door so he can walk out of the apartment. John waddles down the hallway with his gear bag so they can get to the rink in time for the Devils to practice before family skate starts.
The closer they get to MetLife stadium, the more nervous she gets.
She's terrified to be introduced to a huge group of people that have no idea who she is. John hasn't told anyone about her. She's really a nobody dating an NHL player. All of the wives and girlfriends have things they do, and she feels like she does nothing even though she's attending graduate classes at NYU to get a master's in literature.
Sometimes she has no business having this kind of life.
John parks the car in the back with the rest of the players' and staffs' cars. He finds a spot that's somewhat close to the door.
An excited John looks over at her, and she's pretty sure she has a look of pure fear in her eyes with the way his face falls. "Baby, what's wrong?" he asks.
"I don't belong here," she blurts out. A weight has been lifted off her shoulders as she finally admits what's really been bothering her. "I don't ... I'm a nobody compared to everyone I'm about to meet. I'm a grad student. I don't have some cool job like everyone else does."
Her boyfriend turns in his seat and grabs her hand. "Listen to me," he tells her. "You are a smart, badass, sometimes smartass, woman that is studying for her master's." She tries to hide the smile that forms on her face at his comment. "You do belong here. You're going to be a New York Times bestseller one day and you're going to have the coolest job that anyone has ever seen. Right now though, you are the most beautiful person to walk into that building. You look good. You should feel good."
She pouts at John trying to hype her up. She swears she could cry. "I love you," she says to him after a minute. "Please don't ever leave my side though until I actually talk to someone."
John smiles at her. "Deal."
They get out of the car. She grabs her ID badge that lets her get into the building and anywhere she really wants to go tonight. John grabs her hand and they walk into MetLife together.
At first, no one notices her. John says hi to some of the staff that works with the Devils. His teammates are probably getting ready for practice.
She follows John as he turns down a hallway. There is music coming from one of the rooms and John peeks his head in. "Oh, good," he says. "No one has started getting ready yet. Families are still in the locker room." John turns his attention to his girlfriend. "You ready?"
With a heavy sigh, she nods. "Ready."
John smiles and pushes the door completely open with his shoulder. Every single head turns in their direction as soon as she's standing at his side again. Conversation dies down as the Devils realize what's happening.
"Dude," Brendan Smith says to break the silence. "Since when?"
"A few months," John admits. "Um, I'd like everyone to meet my girlfriend. Baby, this is everyone."
She gives them a little wave before she takes a small step closer to John before a couple of the wives and girlfriends whisk her away to get to know her.
When she looks back at John, several of his teammates have gathered around him to probably ask him so many questions.
She takes a liking to Erik's wife almost immediately, but also likes talking to Lazar and Toffoli's wives as well. They seem to be pros at this whole thing so she sticks with them until families can join the players on the ice. She watches practice with them and enjoys being able to see what goes on at a Devils practice that has John exhausted when he gets home.
John immediately finds her as soon as she hits the ice in her new skates that he got for her for Christmas. That was the day he asked her to come to family skate with him. She said yes, and right now, she's happy that she did.
Despite being very nervous, she feels like she's made some new friends.
He takes her hands and guides her on the ice. "Feeling any better?" he asks as they glide around, avoiding running into other people.
"A lot better," she admits. "How many questions were you asked when I was kidnapped by the wives and girlfriends?"
John laughs and laces their fingers together. "I never want to get asked again how long we've been dating," he tells her. "They all asked me probably twenty times how long we've been together and why it took me so long to introduce you to them. Jack said we 'hard launched' our relationship, whatever that means."
She smiles and wraps her arms around his torso. He looks so much taller on skates, even when she's on skates too. She still has to look up at him. "It basically means that we dropped our relationship on everyone without any hints," she explains. "You really didn't tell them that you had a girlfriend?"
"No, I did," he says. "Yesterday. Some of them didn't get that text." She laughs as John's back hits the glass. He lifts his hands and cups her face. His fingers are cold against the warm skin on her cheeks. "They all already love you. I might have hyped you up when you were taken away from me."
Her cheeks heat up even more, probably warming John's fingers at the same time. "You didn't," she sighs.
John smiles and sucks his bottom lip between his teeth. "I did," he replies. "It's because I love you and you deserved to be hyped up. You were so worried, but they're all excited about the book that you're writing and can't wait to read it."
"John Marino!" she gasps as she playfully hits his gear covered chest. "No one was supposed to know about that yet. I'm still drafting it."
"I'm proud of you, baby," John softly tells her as he leans down. "You should be proud of your work too."
She smiles and wraps her arms back around his torso. "I am."
He tilts her head up and captures her lips in the softest kiss she's ever experience. Both of them smile into the kiss that follows.
They don't get too into it though because somewhere behind them is a shouting Dawson Mercer. "Get it Johnny!" His teammates join in soon after.
John groans and pulls back from the kiss. "They can't ever mind their own business," he sighs.
"They're happy for you," she giggles. "It's cute that you have a whole team that's happy for you."
He smiles and looks down at her. "Thank you for coming, by the way," he says as he pulls her along behind the net.
"That's what she said."
"I cannot stand you."
"You love me."
"I do."
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cw, mean!ellie, dom!ellie, sub!reader, oral (ellie receiving), face riding, fingering (r receiving), heavy degradation, knife play, slapping, spitting.
summary: enemies to angry sex!!
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you and ellie had hated each other since the moment you met. you disagreed on everything. snide remarks were mumbled under breathes each time you were in the same room.
nobody wanted to be around you two. which is why you two were stuck picking up the shifts nobody wants to do. maria thought it was fair, seeing as when people are on patrol you two bicker and complain, making everything so much more unenjoyable. plus, ellie had a mishap a couple nights ago, some guy calling her names and she beat his ass. maria knew how to punish ellie perfectly, you. you were ellie’s punishment.
so here you two are, trudging through the woods. ellie is at least three feet ahead of you, hoping to make it there and back before nightfall.
“can you pick up your fucking pace?” ellie scoffs as she climbs over a fallen tree limb. you roll your eyes, “slow the fuck down, the suns not even setting yet.” you murmur and ellie scoffs.
she thought you were unreliable, sloppy, and irresponsible. she hated the way you were late which set this patrol back by thirty minutes, and she hated the fact that she cared where you were.
you thought ellie was rigid, strict, and so high strung. she took things so seriously, like this patrol. you had at least an hour until the sun went down, and this trail might be messy, and filled with difficult terrain, but you had time. yet she was up your ass about not being late.
ellie climbed up the side of the mountain like hill, bending down and reaching her hand out for you. you scoff and climb up on your own. “don’t need your help.” you brush off some dirt and ellie rolls her eyes. “god forbid i try to help you.”
you push past her and climb up a couple more hill sides before you reach the cliff. ellie climbs up behind you, pulling her gun out and scoping the area. you do the same.
you trudge forward, rounding the cliff corner. your foot slips, a gasp leaving your lips as you lose your footing. it sends you sliding down the rocky edge. your body hits the ground a couple feet down. “fuck,” you groan as you stand up slowly.
ellie peers over the edge, “god damnit.” she scoffs. slowly climbing down. “you’re wasting so much fucking time.” she huffs under her breath as she walks towards you. her eyes widen as she takes a look at you. “fuck, your knee.” she hisses and you look down.
your knee has a big gash down the side of it, and suddenly the pain set it. blood dripped down your leg and ellie dropped to her knees in front of you. pulling out her knife and cutting your pants off just above your knee. she ties the pants tightly around your thigh, hoping to manage the blood loss.
“cmon we have to head back.” she stands up, looking up at how far down you both are. “we’re so fucked.” you sigh and shake your head, looking around. the dark forest is thick with trees and animal sounds. the sun was setting.
“do you see why being early is so important now? you have to plan for mistakes.” she scoffs and you roll your eyes. “shut the fuck up ellie. nobody planned me falling off the fucking cliff.”
she rolls her eyes and shrugs her shoulders, “it’s gonna get dark soon, are you fucking happy? was being late worth it?” she spews as she starts marching into the forest. you limp slowly behind her, the pain in your knee intensifying each time you put pressure on it.
you make it a few feet before you wince in pain, causing ellie to look back at you. ellie wasn’t a horrible person, despite your opinion. she felt bad, but she also felt pissed. she didn’t want to have to help you.
she walks back over to you, grabbing your arm and throwing it over her shoulders. she held your hand over her shoulder, “cmon, lean on me.” she huffs and you do.
you both walk through the woods as the light slowly goes black. it was dark, you two could barely see. you could feel ellie’s heart racing against your arm.
“we have to stop. there’s no way we can make it back, it’s too dark, i can barely see.” ellie groans beside you. “there should be some type of cabin up a couple more miles.” you grit through clenched teeth as you lean your weight on her. the heat was unbearable, and you being so close to her wasn’t helping.
you come up to the cabin, ellie picking the lock and helping you in. you fall against the wall, slowly sliding down and sitting. ellie lights a lantern, looking through cabinets and drawers. finally she finds a first aid kit. she rushes over to you, dropping to her knees and untying the fabric.
you hiss in pain as she does, she shushes you. “be quiet.” she barks and she grabs the alcohol, pouring it over the gash. you moan in pain and she rolls her eyes, “fucking toughen up.”
you scoff, “how about i cut your knee open, see how you feel then?” she grins softly and rolls her eyes. “you think i haven’t been cut before?”
you lean your head against the wall and sigh, “i don’t know. i’m too exhausted to do this whole thing ellie. i cant hate you right now.” you sigh and she rasps, “such a little bitch. what you’re hurt so now you can’t talk back to me?”
you look at her, “fuck off.” she grabs a needle and thread from the box. running the needle through the fire of the lamp before leaning in closely to your leg. you held your breath as she laced the first loop through your skin.
“you can take this pain, you’ve been through worse.” she attempts to comfort you. you nod your head, biting your lip hard. the pain was excruciating, each prick of the needle had you wanting to dig your nails into ellie’s arms. after a couple minutes she hums, “all done.”
she stands up and you do too, slowly. “you know we wouldn’t be here if you just fucking listened to me.” she complains and you scoff, “i’m sorry i don’t obey you like you want me to.” you sarcastically say and she turns to you. “that’s all i want. is for you to obey. for you to listen to what i’m saying.” she scoffs and you step closer.
“i’m not some lab rat that does what you say blindly.” you hiss and she nods, “oh trust me i know that. life would be easier if you were.” she scoffs in your face, her breathe fanning your cheeks.
“life would be easier if you weren’t such a pain in my fucking ass.” you huff and she grins softly. “oh you think im the pain in the ass? show up on time for once in your god damn life! you are the reason we have to sit in the fucking cabin. you tripped like some useless bitch, and now we’re here.” she yells in your face, “oh fuck you, you’re a cunt. don’t make this my fucking fault. you are the sole reason we had to do this fucking patrol in the first place. you really couldn’t just walk away, huh?” you scream and she pushes you up against the wall.
the sting of the plaster hitting your back has you grasping at the collar of ellie’s shirt. “the fuck did you just say?” she hissed and leaned closer. her face inches from yours. “you could use some practice on restraint.” you hiss and she scoffs. a hard smack lands on your cheek as she pins your to the wall, “and you could use some work on that mouth of yours. did anybody ever teach you to shut your mouth?” she scoffs and as you go to say something else she grabs your jaw. making you unable to speak.
“there we go. that’s much better. i’m gonna talk and you’re gonna listen, got it?” she speaks in a low hum. “fuck you.” you grit out and she smiles. “is that what you want? will that make you shut up?” her words catch you off guard.
your cheeks heat, and your thighs clench together. you had always known ellie was hot, it was something you ignored. but she was here, speaking to you like this, and it was turning you on more than ever.
you whine softly in response and she scoffs, “want me to fuck that attitude out of you?”
you couldn’t give her the satisfaction. but you both needed this. she needed to take her anger out and you so desperately needed her to take it out on you. you rip her hand from your jaw, “you wanna use me to get that anger out, fucking do it. use me. maybe that will make you less of a fucking cunt—“
your words are cut short by ellie smashing her lips against yours. teeth clash and lips push against each other. “you think you’re so fucking tough, huh?” she hisses between kisses. she nips at your bottom lip, pulling your body against hers. you grind your hips against her and she slaps your cheek once again.
the sting leaving your cheek red. a moan leaves your lips at the pain, “such a pathetic slut, wanting me to use you.” she hums. she pulls you in closer by the collar of your shirt, kissing you hard.
“please ellie,” you whine as she kisses down your neck. she grins against your neck, “you told me to use you, so i’m going to, how ever i want. i wanna take my time with you.”
you scoff, “or are you bluffing? if you’re gonna use me just fucking do it, ellie. fuck that attitude out of me.” you spit through clenched teeth and she grabs her knife from her thigh holster and presses it to your neck.
“you’re such a little bitch. you think i’m bluffing? give me a reason to not slit your fucking throat right here?” she spews and you grin softly. you were getting off on all of this. each time she called you a little bitch, you needed more desperately.
she pushed the blade deeper against your neck, the pain left a sting but it only drove you crazier. “you hate me. so act like it.” you egg her on.
she grabbed the back of your neck, yanking you off the wall. pushing you down to the floor, your elbows stinging from the impact.
“you’re gonna eat my pussy like a good girl, right? gonna fuck me good?” she taunts as she undoes her jeans, pulling them off and tossing them to the ground. she straddles your head with her thighs, slowly lowering herself onto your face.
a soft moan leaves her lips as your tongue connects with her clit. you grab at her thighs, pulling her down more against your face. she grinds her hips as your tongue pushes into her. “fuck,” she whines softly and buries her hands into your hair.
“fucking me so good,” she rides your face, tugging on your hair. you moan against her cunt, sending vibrations up her spine.
your fingertips dig into her thighs, a moan leaving her lips. “shit—“ a loud whimper leaves her lips as you gently suck on her clit.
she tugs on your hair, pulling her hips up and away from your lips. running her fingers down her slit, circling her fingers slowly on her clit. you whine, wanting to taste more of her. “see how good i’m fucking myself?” she pushes her fingers into her wet cunt. a soft moan leaving her lips, “you’re nothing, fuck— you’re nothing special, practically fucking useless.” she thrusts her fingers in and out of her.
the wetness gathering at the base of her fingers. “just a dumb slut.” she spews as she tosses her head forward, a loud whimper leaving her lips. you moan at her words, nodding your head. “i’m nothing, please just let me feel you.” you whine beneath her.
she grins, curling her fingers into herself. hitting that perfect stop inside her. “that’s right, you’re fucking nothing.” she nods her head as her thighs clench around your head. her eyes roll back as her thumb circle on her hit.
she bounces slightly on her fingers, a moan leaving her lips. “god,” she whines before she leans over you, hovering above you as her fingers fuck into her.
“please ellie, i wanna feel you cum on my tongue.” you whimper and she nods her head. “beg for it. beg for me.” she demands and you whine again.
“please ellie. i need you. i need to taste you again, i need it.” you whimper and try to tug her hips forward. she clicks her tongue, “i know you can do better, baby.” she taunts and you whimper.
“god, please, i’ll do anything.” you beg one last time, your words coming out as a pathetic whimper. you thought if you didn’t taste her right now, you might die. it was fucking torture.
she pushes herself up on to her knees, her wet cunt inches above your mouth. “i’m gonna cum—“ she whines softly as her orgasm hits her. her cum dripping down her fingers as she pulls them out of her. “ellie—“ before you can finish she pushes her glossy fingers past your rosy lips.
her cum tasted sweet on your tongue, you suck softly on her fingers. “i just wanted to hear you beg.” she grins as she pulls her fingers slowly out of your mouth.
a whimper leaving your lips as she does. she moves to straddle your hips, leaning forward she kisses down your neck, a completely different energy radiating from her body.
“i wanna taste you, i want you to feel how good i can make you feel just from my fingers.” she hums as she kisses down your collar bones. her hands slipping up under your shirt, her hands roaming up to your tits. she groans against your neck as she notices the fact you’re not wearing a bra.
you whine softly, arching your back slightly. she drags her hands down to your pants, undoing them. she tugs them down, carefully avoiding the freshly stitched wound on your knee. it wasn’t taken for granted in your head. the softness to her roughness was something you relished in.
she grabs your leg, throwing it over her shoulder as she kisses around the stitches, kissing down your inner thighs. a soft whimper leaving your lips. “i’ll probably want to punch myself tomorrow for saying this, but do you know how long i’ve thought about doing this? how many times i’ve imagined this in my head?” she murmurs as she kisses slowly up your inner thighs, getting closer and closer to where you need her.
your hands dig into her hair, her eyes looking up at you as you do. you grin softly, “i fucking knew it.” you tease and she scoffs. “oh shut the fuck up.” she presses a kiss on your inner thigh before running her tongue up your slit.
she pulls back slightly, spitting onto your pussy as you look down at her. she circles her fingers on your clit, dragging her fingers down to your entrance. pushing three fingers into you, your cunt stressing around her. “fuck—“ you bite your lip, hushing a moan.
she thrusts her fingers into you slowly before lowering her mouth to your cunt again, looking up at you. “such a pretty cunt, dripping wet for me huh? you touch yourself just thinking about me?” she taunts and you scoff. “go fuck yourself, ellie.” she grins at your words before flicking her tongue against your clit.
a moan leaves your lips, “oh my god,” you toss your head back and she grins against your pussy. “look at me. tell me how good i’m making you feel.” she demands and you look back down at her. holding eye contact with her. “so good ellie,” you whimper before she curls her fingers into you, hitting your g-spot perfectly. “yeah? keep going.”
your back arches as she hits that spot, “fuck, so fucking good els” the word rolled off your tongue effortlessly, it had ellie’s stomach in knots. she hated the way this all made her feel. this with you was better than anything else with anyone else.
she thrusted her fingers into you faster and harder, your eyes rolling back. you couldn’t focus on anything else besides how good her fingers felt inside of you. your pussy clenching around her fingers, your wetness dripping down her fingers. “tell me more.” she demands and you shake your head. “i cant. fuck—“ you whimper loudly and she grins.
“i’m just absolutely ruining you, aren’t i sweet girl? just fucking you dumb, can’t even say anything.” she curls her fingers as she fucks them into you.
moans leave your lips as your head falls back. your orgasm hit you violently, your legs closing around her hand. “ellie,” you whimper and she kisses your knees softly. “you look so perfect,” she hums as she kisses your knees. “did such a good job for me. letting me fuck you senseless.” she pulls her fingers out of you, cleaning them off by sucking them clean.
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#tlou#tlou2#tlou fanfiction#ellie williams#ellie williams x reader#ellie williams fanfic#ellie williams fic#ellie williams smut#ellie williams x you
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Pls pls plsss write more for nerdy izuku w/ black fem reader I love love loved your recent
Thank you for this ask!! Sorry it took so long I had a little bit of a writers' block.. Hope this is up to your standards!
Genre: fluff, slight angst
Pairing: Izuku Midoriya x black fem!reader
The end of the school day was nearing and luckily, you got to wrap up the tiring day with your favorite class. Excitingly, Izuku—your best friend, was in that class. Even if you didn't enjoy the class much, his presence made everything all but manageable.
As you strolled into the class, your brown eyes locked with Izuku's bright green ones, causing your heart to beat a little faster. It was almost as if his eyes had little sparkles in them, and you couldn't help but smile at him smiling kindly back at you. He waved at you, prompting you to walk over to your usual seat next to him, placing your bag down on the floor beside the desk.
You sigh dramatically, slumping back into your chair and leaning your head back. "Oh my gosh 'zuku, today was so boring." You drag out the last syllables of the sentence. You stare up at the celling for a moment before turning your head to look at him.
Izuku smiled at the nickname you had given him at some point. From what he can remember, nobody had called him anything other than Midoriya—other than Bakugo, who teased him greatly with the name "Deku", but he'd rather put that aside. Over time, Izuku had become so fond of "'zuku", and it became a regular occurrence that he no longer became unbearably flustered at.
Izuku laughs, exclaiming that your feelings are definitely reciprocated. "I'll tell you I feel the same way. It's almost like this day was way slower than the others." He rests his chin on his hand, sighing. "Good thing it's last period though!"
"And it's Friday!! Thank god I don't have anything to do later. I can bed rot in peace." The two of you quietly cheered in the background of the loud classroom. The entire class cheering even louder when the professor announced that this period was going to be a free period.
Throughout the period, you and Izuku laughed together about whatever crossed your minds. Of course, he rambled on about whatever new drawings he added to his collection. It was cute whenever he spoke so enthusiastically about something he found joy in. Whenever you guys are together, time seems to fly. Before you knew it, the bell was ringing, signifying the end of the school day.
Everyone begins to pack up, including you. Not Izuku though. It's not unusual, as he's explained previously that he sometimes likes to spend a little extra time in the room after, sitting in the peaceful quietness of the empty classroom as he draws.
"That's my cue. See ya, 'zuku!" He waves you off, reaching into his backpack, probably to grab his notebook.
Soon came Monday. It was a regular day. The sky was clear blue, and the sun was shining bright. The setting was so perfect it would've seemed like everything was going great. Instead of what should've been, everything that could go wrong, was going wrong.
To begin, you woke up late. This set you back, as your natural curls needed extra time to be tended to. You were forced to rush through your routine, slightly messing up your tight curls which put you in a bad mood. Since that took up a majority of your time, you didn't eat breakfast. Now you were extra conscious of your appearance, and hungry. Not a good combo to start out the week.
And that wasn't even the worst of the worst. The final blow was having to build up the courage to ask your mom to drop you off on her way to work.
The entire car ride, she lectured you on the importance of going to sleep early (you went to sleep at 9, you simply forgot to plug in your phone. As a result, it died, and the alarm didn't ring) which somehow transmitted to how you need to get your grades up (your 98 dropped to a 95).
In situations like these, you just have to simply nod and agree. You finally make it to the school, 15 minutes late. As you walk into the building, you look down at your phone to see the 6 messages from Izuku asking where you are. You text him back to assure him that you'll be there soon and sigh.
To make matters worse, you trip as you're going up the stairs, just what you needed!
As soon as you walk in, you apologize to Mr. Aizawa for being late.
"It's alright. Just.. try not to let it happen again." He says and goes right back to teaching.
"Yes sir." You say back, dragging your feet to your seat next to Izuku in the back.
Mr. Aizawa gives the class some instructions you kind of blocked out and everyone starts conversating.
Not even glancing at the boy beside you, you lazily slump your head down on the desk.
Izuku leans forward to give you a worried look. He's never seen you so dejected. "Y/n.. are you alright?"
"..yeah. I'm fine." Your response is blunter than you intended, but you're just so over it.
A few silent moments pass, Izuku giving you small glances here and there.
"Did something happen? You seem upset." He asks again, hoping to get a little more than an I'm good out of it.
"I promise, Izuku. I'm okay." You try to put the boy at rest but your unusual nonchalant behavior worries him even more.
He really doesn't want to keep pushing but something—he's not sure what—is nagging at him. "Y/n did I upset you?"
You turn your head towards him, a shocked look plastered across your face. "No Izuku, it's nothing you did." Izuku would never do anything to trouble you, and the last thing you wanted was for him to think he was the cause of your gloomy mood.
"You don't have to tell me. I'm sorry, I'll leave you alone. But whatever I did I hope you'll forgive me." He mumbles; a sad tone laced into his words.
"Izuku, I promise I'm not mad at you. I just didn't have the greatest morning. Why do you think I'm upset with you?"
He looks over at you, then looks down, fiddling with his fingers. "You called me Izuku." You tilt your head in confusion, squinting your eyes slightly.
"You.. um. You usually call me 'zuku'.. s-so I thought I did something wrong." It all clicks in that head of yours. You never noticed how the way you addressed Izuku affected him. Something you thought was minor actually meant a lot to him.
"Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't realize. I didn't even think you noticed I called you that."
"No, I'm sorry. You can call me whatever you want! Don't feel pressured now because of me." A faint shade of pink dusted over his freckled cheeks as he started to ramble on.
"But you'd prefer if I called you 'zuku." You say, confirming what you already know.
He nodded hesitantly. "Well.. you're the only one that calls me that. And I sort of, grew accustomed to it..?"
"Got it." A devious grin forming on your face. "Got it, 'zuku." You giggled, saying the name over and over again as he covered his face in embarrassment.
"Stop it.." Izuku borderline whined, his face getting progressively redder each second.
"Sorry! You're just too easy to tease!" You laugh, wiping the tears from your eyes.
"Glad to see you're you again. Wanna talk about what happened this morning that put you in such a bad mood?" He asked.
You sigh your dramatic sigh as you recall. "Okay so I woke up late, right? And my hair looked an absolute mess! I didn't have enough time to really be careful with each curl so now I look like this. And my mom was just being extra this morning and I really wasn't feeling it."
He listens attentively, giving you his full attention and holding eye contact with you. Nodding, he shows interest in your yap session.
"And I tripped up the damn stairs. I almost walked back out." The two of you laugh at your experience, even though it wasn't funny when it happened.
"I'm sorry. Your hair looks beautiful though, so don't worry about that." The boy admired your hair, complimenting you.
"Thanks, 'zuku." You smile at him, forgetting all about being upset, and just being glad you were blessed with such an amazing friend.
a/n: my obsession with Izuku gets worse everyday y’all it ain’t looking good for me..
Thank you for reading 😚
#mha#bnha#fluff#mha izuku#mha fanfiction#mha fic#mha fluff#mha deku#mha x reader#izuku x y/n#izuku midoria x reader#izuku mha#izuku x reader#bnha izuku#izuku midoriya#mha midoriya#midoriya x reader#bnha midoriya#bnha deku#deku#deku x reader#black fem reader#black reader#fem reader#i love him#so much
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Lucy's problem
Hi!!! So since we have been in a bit of a drought with Luna fics, I thought that I could try and write one. This is my first fic ever and english isn't my first language so pls be kind. But if any od you have any corrections and tips on how to improve feel free to send them to me. Anyway this started as a one shot but turned into a series so if you guys like it I will make a part 2. Hope you enjoy!!!
----------------------------------------------------Lucy didn’t know how she got herself in this situation. This was never supposed to happen. When she first met Ona she thought she was kind and sweet and so so beautiful but she never imagined that she would fall in love with her. Ona was 8 years younger than her for gods sake and she herself got out of a 7 year old relationship not to long ago. When Lucy and Kiera broke up Lucy never thought she would love again. Her and Kiera ended on good terms but god damn it if it didn’t hurt, she felt like her heart has been ripped apart. But the more she hung out with the younger right back the more she thought about her. When she saw Ona smile, she got butterflies, she would stay up at night just thinking about her, wondering what it would be like if she had her sleeping by her side in her bed instead of just being alone. It was getting unhealthy at this point, it’s a wonder no one noticed her massive (yes she can admit to her self that her crush isn’t small) crush on Ona with the amount of staring she was doing. Mapi and Mariona were trying to set her up with someone every time they went out and it was starting go get annoying, but she didn’t know how they would react if she told them about her crush on the right back. Nobody noticed her crush until today, and to her surprise the person that noticed it was Alexia. Maybe she shouldn’t be surprised that her capitan noticed but she didn’t think that Alexia would be the first one to discover her well… small secret.
They were at the gym and after a day full of training Lucy was glad that she could finally let her mind wonder for a bit. Just as she was setting up her squat rack, she heard a melodious laugh across the room. Ona was siting and talking to Salma while lifting a set of dumbbells, but the most important thing to Lucy was that she was laughing. Of course, it didn’t hurt that she could see Onas muscles rippling because of her short-sleeved t-shirt but her laugh and smile… well those were truly magical. She knew she was staring, but she wasn’t aware of how long she was standing there looking at Ona. That was until Alexia nudged her, Lucy almost dropped the plate on the floor. She flushed and looked at her capitan while Alexia just smirked at her, pated her shoulder and told her they were going to talk later.
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Now Alexia was fully aware that Ona liked Lucy. The Spanish girls were subjected to Onas rants about Lucy often enough after they got her to admit that she was harboring a crush on Lucy and it wasn’t only admiration she felt towards the older player. The thing Alexia wasn’t aware of was the fact that Lucy liked Ona back, or at least it seemed like it with the way the older right back was looking at Ona. She knew they were getting closer and that they were spending more time together but she kind of assumed that Lucy would look at Ona more in a “younger player she could take under her wing” kind of way and not “I want to kiss you” kind. But hey she isn’t here to judge Lucy but her and other Spanish girls kind of already started to plan on way to make getting over Lucy for Ona well easier. It looks like she would need to send a text to the group chat to stop the plan after her talk to Lucy. It wasn’t that she wanted to intimidate her, she knew that Lucy wasn’t the type of girl that would intentionally hurt Ona. But she wanted to talk to her about it because Lucy looked genuinely panicked when she noticed that Alexia had caught her staring, and hey they haven’t had a good chat in a while and she wanted to know how Lucy was doing.
…
Lucy and Alexia were meeting at a cafe nearby the training center, and Lucy was slightly panicking. Alexia will show up any minute now and she was nervous, what if Alexia was angry at her for liking Ona or something like that. She knew she wasn’t thinking rationally but she didn’t know what to think any more. Alexia saw her staring and she is the first person that found out about her crush, and Lucy truly didn’t plan on talking about her crush on Ona to Alexia. But she was going to have to bite the bullet because Alexia just came in and saw her.
��Hi Lucy”
“… Hi Alexia”
They kind of stared at each other for a second until a waiter came and took their orders.
“Lucy listen I’m not mad at you or anything like that, if that’s what you’re thinking” started Alexia “ I just wanted to check in with you, see if you wanted to talk about it. After all you looked incredibly panicked when you noticed that I caught you.”
“So you aren’t upset with me in any way?” asked Lucy, still quite unsure of this conversation.
“Dios mio, of course I’m not upset. I don’t have anything to be upset over, what you have a crush on Ona big deal. It’s just that I wanted to talk to you” At this point Alexia was honestly a bit confused (and a little bit concerned), this wasn’t the Lucy that she knew but she truly wanted to help after, all they were teammates and more important than that they were friends.
“I don’t know Ale” sighed Lucy “It’s just… I’m not sure that this is a good situation to be in.”
“Lucy what are you talking about”
“You know what I’m talking about, I mean I have a hopeless crush on a girl 8 years younger than me not to mention that me and Kiera broke up not that long ago”
“Right… lets solve this problem by problem” said Alexia, it looked like this situation was a bit complicated, well it was complicated according to Lucy not her but oh well.
“Doesn’t Kiera have a new girlfriend, what is her name again ah yea Laura” she asked.
“I mean yes but still; they aren’t at the same club. Wouldn’t it be at least a bit mean and rude towards her if all of a sudden I showed up with a new girlfriend that plays with her in the same club. That is if Ona liked me, which I’m sure she doesn’t.”
“We are going to unpack that last comment in a bit aright” Alexia said “Kiera is a grown woman that cares about you. I’m 99 percent sure that she would be happy if she saw that you are happy again even if she had to see your new “love” every day”
“Yea… you’re probably right. She is that type of person after all” Lucy nodded her head.
“But Lucia what was that about Ona for sure not liking you, did she say something to you to indicate that” Alexia was honestly confused Ona has been looking at Lucy since she came to Barca, she was practically drooling the second Lucy lifted up her shirt. Did Lucy seriously not notice that?
“Alexia come on, Ona is 24 and I’m 32. I’m 8 years older then her and out of my prime while she didn’t even start hers. Honestly who would want a footballer with a half working knee” Lucy looked close to tears at this point.
“Lucy… surely you don’t believe that” now Alexia was really starting to get worried” Lucy everyone still adores you, and even if you’re out of your prime which I’m not even sure you really are, you are still a good footballer. Dios mio don’t you see any tik toks I mean everyone is obsessed whit you and your looks, and it’s not like I blame them you look hot for fucks sake. Also, so what if Ona is younger then you, she’s a grown woman that can make her own decisions”
“I guess when you put it like that… it doesn’t seem that bad I guess” said Lucy. She was kind of feeling better about this whole situation now, Alexia is a good person and she wouldn’t lie to her about stuff like this.
Now don’t get her wrong Alexia knew that Lucy had some problems with self-confidence. Even if you would never guess that Lucy had a problem with that she was aware of that problem existing. She just want aware that it ran this deep, she thought that the problem was small, which in hindsight was a pretty stupid thing to think considering everything Lucy went thru with her knee and career. So that part made a bit of sense but the looks part, well in that part she was honestly a bit stumped, but she can try and fix all thar later. For know she will give Lucy a few tips tips look out for some things in the next few days and try to bring her mood up.
“ Ok Luce listen, try to pay more attention to Ona and how she reacts around you for a few days alright. And if after those few days pass and you still think that you have no chance, we will talk again then alright?”
“Ok I guess, but I really don’t think anything will come out of that Alexia” said Lucy with a small smile.
“Hush you. Now let’s talk about something else. We haven’t had a good conversation in a few weeks”
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Important question,
match these with the M6 pls (thats not a question im sorry i lied)
honk shoo honk shoo 😴
*snore* mimimi *snore* mimimi 😴
float when they smell a delicious pie
slip on a banana peel and fall, getting a tall bump on their head as birds circle their head
accidentally hits a wall and becomes 2d
pulls out a comically large hammer out of thin air
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I feel a gut-level need to answer this unhinged question 2017 ask arcana style so here we go!!
Nadia - this is the snore she uses when she's pretending that she's not awake. One of her sisters told her decades ago that that was what she sounded like when she was deeply asleep and nobody's had the heart to correct her since.
Muriel - he knows that he snores, and he's self-conscious about it. What he doesn't know is that he has one of the cutest snores known to mankind. You and Asra have both tried to tell him and he doesn't believe you.
Portia - who says magic isn't real? As many times as she's pretended to be pulled by her nose across the marketplace to Selasi's booth, it did actually happen on accident once while she was still learning to control her magic.
Lucio - has a deep dislike for banana peels both for this reason and because people used to compare his hair to them in the army. He used to see stars when this happened, but he now he just sees goats and it sets him off every time.
Julian - the poor guy is already skin and bones, he doesn't have that much farther to go to turn into a walking pancake. Mazelinka still loves to reminisce about just how squished he got his first few rum-soaked days on her boat when he kept walking into walls
Asra - this is their favorite party trick. It wasn't included in the story because describing the back-and-forth you shared under the Coliseum convincing him not to do this in the upcoming trial by combat would have ruined the romantic vibes
Hope you like my answers, yellow flower! Cheers! ^.^
brainrot
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15 Day BL Challenge - DAY 13
Friday the 13th!! Woooo~~~
Many might say otherwise but I think it's an incredibly lucky day. My grandma was born on one and it was an absolute honour to grow up with her. Love her forever.
So let's celebrate a star with other stars, shall we?
Give 5 Good Boys a Gold Star
BL and good boys? More likely than you'd think, actually.
It is true this world is filled to the brim with absolutely blood red red flags but we still get to believe in the goodness of man(kind).
So here's to them!!!
Yoryak (Wandee Goodday), Mahasamut (Love Sea), Bee (Between Us), Li Ming (Moonlight Chicken) & Sorn (Manner of Death)
Yak, the absolute green flag you are, my beloved. The amount of respect, of kindness, of patience and of cuteness that this man has in one single tit, I mean, in his heart (it's not my fault his tits are in front of it, okay?)... What an absolute gentleman. He's a family man, a true friend, a good boyfriend... An exceptionally good guy, I mean, he helped a complete stranger just bc, let's not forget. What can I say? I love him. I think if he hugged me, it would cure my mental illness.
I would've given up on Tongrak really easily. But not Mut. This man saw through, respected the space but never gave up. He walked a thin line but he had a vision. And he pulled through. With elegance (and a good amount of horniness as well), proved love doesn't have to be scary and it can actually help improve your life and make you want to be a better person. Shout out.
In a world of ppl seeking easy things, Bee chose the hard one. With grace and determination (and by being an absolute simp), he never let go of Prince's side, always provided good advice to his friends and managed to be both a dreamer and an extremely grounded dude, which is a hard thing to do. He really proved to everyone that when BlackPink said "I don't want a boy, I need a man" THIS was what they meant. We have no option but to stan.
Do I even need to say anything? Li Ming took one good look at Heart, asked "is anyone gonna love the shit out of this lonely guy over here or do I have to do it myself?" and did NOT wait for an answer. Like, god fucking damn it, he learned a whole language for Heart, absolutely legendary. Plus he always tried to do his best for his uncle AND for himself, which is also extremely important. He worked hard and he deserves all the places that may get him to.
Now... I know when you have Cactus as sex witnesses, Tul Pakorn, serial murders, proper adult horny BL, substance abuse, illegal abortions and human trafficking, it's hard to focus on the B-Plot teenage baby gays BUT I PROMISE Sorn is worth noticing. What an absolute good boy. What a loveable little guy. What a caring prince. He worried about his friends, the adults in his life, his boyfriend (don't fight me, they ARE dating, period), complete strangers. He worried about the law, of all things!! What an absolute cutie. Pls give him more credit, he is lovely.
HONOURABLE MENTIONS: Choco & Milk (Choco Milk Shake), Ishida (Mr. Mitsuya's Planned Feeding), Pruek (Between Us), Ouyang Zizhen & Wen Ning (The Untamed), Hoy (Jack&Joker), Gaipa (Moonlight Chicken), White (DFF) & Cao Weining (Word of Honor)
Choco and Milk literally came back to Earth to make Jungwoo happy. No further explanation is required.
Ishida was an absolute mess but he was a boundary king and he was always worried about how Mitsuya might react to his thoughts and feelings, which is honourable.
In a world where Mannaow was always treated like shit bc of awful beauty standards, Pruek treated her as the queen she was.
Zizhen's romantic heart is commendable but more commendable is how he stands up for what he believes.
Wen Ning suffered literally more than Jesus. Everything gruesome that ever happened, man was there. They made him kill ppl against his will. Nobody fucking likes him in-universe. And all this man ever wanted was a peaceful life with his sister and a damn hug. Unnacceptable.
Hoy might be a little dumb and silly but you can't say he isn't caring or trying his best. His heart is in the right place, which is what matters the most.
If you've watched Moonlight Chicken you know the horrors Gaipa goes through are immense but, despite that, he's never mad at anyone, never lashes out. His heart is made of solid gold, I'm sure, and that should be appreciated.
White died (unclear because of the drug plotline but let's assume he did) being the only innocent person inside that house. All he ever wanted was a quiet life with his bf, who was a bit shitty but was trying his best to change. He deserves to, at least, be mentioned here.
Weining was another tragedy... He wasn't the strongest or the smartest but he was the kindest. In a world so terrible as is the world of Word of Honour, with schemes and bloodshed and vengeance... It's surprising how pure and naïve he was. Bless his soul.
Ah... I love all my good boys <3333
#BLChallenge2k24#Yoryak Phadetseuk#Mahasamut#Bee Between Us#Li Ming#Sorn Manner of Death#Choco Choco Milk Shake#Milk Choco Milk Shake#Ishida Tomoya#Pruek Between Us#Ouyang Zizhen#Wen Ning#Hoy Jack&Joker#Gaipa Moonlight Chicken#White DFF#Cao Weining
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I can't stop thinking about this movie, so I might as well write about it. The movie is called The Beast (2023). It's relatively new, they probably still show it in movie theatres. And I DO NOT recommend it if you're looking solely for entertanment. It's not entertaining. It's a torture to watch. I wished we had chosen something else the whole way through.
But here's the catch. I can't stop thinking about it! This story is so nothing like anything else I had ever seen. It's stuck in my mind and I keep ruminating about it. To get rid of this horrible virus, I'll explain as briefly as I can what I think about it. So, here we go.
1. On the surface, it seems like a mysterious love story across the centuries, kinda. It is presumed that we all have several lives and can even meet each other in all of them, which to me seems like a huge coincidence, but whatever. Whenever this woman, the main character, meets this guy, you know something terrible is going to happen to her. She has some kind of gut feeling about it, but nobody knows what exactly she's afraid of. One of the ideas spread all across the internet is that she's afraid of strong feelings, which is what's shown in the first part. But I would argue that it's not that at all. The second part is about him being afraid. And the third part is, well, about AI. So I think what this woman actually fears is not being able to experience strong feelings. This is what ties up all the three stories together and makes total sense! What's more, we can often hear the song Evergreen about evergreen love that probably never has a chance to mature and ripen. Tragic? No! Therapeautic. You get out of that cinema and think all the right things.
2. The second part is set in Los Angeles and this one is real spooky. The guy is a 30-year-old loser that makes dubious video content. The only thing that he seems to be obsessed with is women, and they do not return the favour so to say. It's funny how ironic life is. The woman in this part is a model who looks after some rich people's mansion. She doesn't seem to fret much about her safely, and so, when the guy becomes a real psycho, he goes to that house, and... well, becomes a killer, later a serial killer. What amazed me is how this outrageous story was fitted among the more traditionally romantic ones. As the poet said: The weight of this world is love.
3. So, the whole movie, as it seems to me, is about the importance of feelings. Do we even need those? They make us so imperfect, so miserable, so unprotected, so... human. I've been trying to stick to stoicism for years now just because it's exruciatingly painful not to. Being rational has its perks for sure, like you don't buy into some weird stuff, don't blindly believe everyone, steer away from trouble. On the other side though, you are bored out of your mind. You're just too careful with everything. In the world of AI, you would probably be a perfect human, but would it really be the world you'd like to live in? This is what the third part is about.
I'm not sure if I want to share this as I'm writing it late in the evening. I'll let it sink first. Hope you enjoyed it. Comment or write me pls, if you found any of these thoughts interesting.
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lil swift | j. hughes
jack hughes x swift reader!
information!!(important!)
two swiftie series🤭
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ynswift I guess I’m feeling 22🤭
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taylorswift happy birthday sis! I love you❤️
ynswift thank you and I love you more!
trevorzegras only you would use your own sisters song as a caption
ynswift it’s the only option tbh
trevorzegras true I stan you for it also happy birthday ily!
ynswift thank you my swiftie bestie Ilym!
kyralane happy birthday bestie, I love you and we party at dawn!
ynswift guys sorry she’s already out of it😭
trevorzegras sounds about right
kryalane slapping a cake in your face later
trevorzegras could you also lick it off?
ynswift I’m cutting your tongue off if you don’t shut up.
kyralane also the answer is no
trevorzegras I know jamie would 🙄
jamie.drysdale I would not but okay
_alextorcotte happy birthday ms.swift or I should I say mrs.hughes but I love you and enjoy your big day!!🖤
ynswift not a hughes(yet) but thank you and I will once you get here!! I love you more❤️
_alextorcotte I’m almost there shh
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kyralane happy birthday to my absolute best friend thank you for dealing with me and getting me through high school❤️
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jackhughes happy birthday babe! and kyra thanks for keeping her out of trouble!
kyralane it’s what I do best and your welcome!!
ynswift okay I don’t get in trouble that much.
jackhughes you do babe sorry
colecaulfield happy birthday y/n!! I love you❤️ thanks for the crazy years of high school!
ynswift thank you cauliflower!!
trevorzegras cauliflower??😭
colecaulfield now their gonna tease me thanks a lot y/n/n.
ynswift oops sorry 🫣
_quinnhughes happy birthday y/n! (when are you gonna set me up with kyra?)
ynswift not happening back up!🤺 also thank you!
_quinnhughes please set me up but someone needs to take that emoji away from you.
ynswift nobody can so deal with it quinner!🤺 and no!!!
_quinnhughes starting to question why we’re friends.
ynswift been questioning it since we met!
lhughes_06 happy birthday y/n!!
ynswift thank you moosey I love you
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jackhughes happy birthday baby, I love you so much and I’m so glad we met(still sorry for running into you) but I’m glad we did! Enjoy being 22 my favorite girl❤️
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ynswift you actually can’t do this to me, I’m crying.
jackhughes oh god okay, cauliflower comfort her till I’m there!
colecaulfield don’t call me that but I’m already doing it
brendan.brisson happy birthday y/n/n drink a lot for me pls!( still disappointed I couldn’t be there)
ynswift thank you bren! I miss you and me too, next time you and thom come and see me we’ll celebrate
thom.bordeleau summer definitely!
ynswift can’t wait then!
elblue6 happy birthday sweetie have the best day ever!! I’ll see you this weekend for our girls trip!❤️
ynswift can’t wait I love you el!❤️
jackhughes GIRLS TRIP???
ynswift you weren’t supposed to find out 🫣
jackhughes rude:(
ynswift sorry babe but it’s ellen and y/n time not jack ellen and y/n time!
#yn swift au#jack hughes x y/n swift#jack hughes#quinn hughes#luke hughes#trevor zegras#jamie drysdale#alex torcotte
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please please please please gawd tell me more about ur pap being the knight theory OR if u would so pls direct me to where u talked abt it before. u have truly GRIPPED me w this
OH GOD I HAVE SO SO MUCH OK. so i DO have the papyrus powerpoint HERE which has a section on that a little more in-depth and i will say i am not the first to come up w this idea but personally it's the only option that makes Complete sense w no holes to me. this is all going off the concept that papyrus is likely younger here bc sans asks kris to hang out w him. my ramblings under a cut bc im about to go fucking CRAZY
the knight, by people that have seen him already, is always referred to w he/it pronouns. papyrus and sans are the only characters that fit the he/it bill (both of them are referred to with it/its in the lost soul fight, nobody else is referred to this way)
there is NO way that kris OR susie could have made the dark worlds in chapter 1 and chapter 2. the dark world had to have been opened AFTER noelle and berdly got to the library (since their books and stuff are open) but BEFORE kris and susie arrived, crossing all of them off potential dark world opener lists. also up until this point kris didn't even Know how to open a dark world
there's the closet in the library that states that "a very large person could easily fit inside". papyrus could have potentially been hiding in there and waiting for others to come to open the fountain. additionally in ut he says that there's no skeletons in his closet- except him sometimes
but then the question of motive comes up. Why would he do that?
so far from what we've seen in deltarune, papyrus is an asocial shut-in. given that the main core of other characters hasn't really been altered, we can also assume what he wants MOST is to feel important and be liked, like in undertale. combining these two aspects leads us to someone who can't bring himself to socialize with others in the real world, but DESPERATELY wants to feel necessary and admired.
the whole deal w the dark world is wish fulfillment, at least as i see it. susie gets a cool outfit with spikes and makes friends, she has her own room with her own style, etc. berdly gets a cool, nerdy sci-fi outfit and is put in charge, and even gets to have a heroic moment towards the end of chapter 2. noelle gets to tell her true feelings to a mother figure and gets to spend time with susie. so if you get what you want most in the dark world, it would make COMPLETE sense for papyrus to not only be spending time in them, but opening more fountains to spend as much time in them as possible.
plus, what have we seen the first two chapters thus far? EVERYONE important and in-charge LOVES the knight. all they do is talk abt him and how awesome he is. double tying in this aspect of wish fulfillment to the weird, perfect nature of hometown- people who didn't really get a chance at life are still alive, everyone is happy, that sort of thing. papyrus is the ONLY main character out of all of undertale that NEVER gets what he wants. every other character gets some sort of completion to their arc, some sort of resolution and closure, they meet their goals, they achieve something. by the end of true pacifist, papyrus doesn't get ANYTHING. his friend count is still stagnant, he never proves himself, or gets any sort of important role (he only becomes the ambassador if you DON'T want to). putting two and two together here, it would make perfect sense for papyrus to finally get his moment- by his own hands.
plus, and this is just a little obvious here, but if you become what you want the most in the dark world, and papyrus wanted to be in the guard- what would you call a member of a royal guard? a knight.
alongside the weird, vague hints that papyrus must have had SOMETHING happen to him in his past and that he wasn't always a great guy (very adamant about how people can change, the "I'M A PRETTY BRUTAL KIND OF GUY" line, the way he admits to you in aborted no mercy that he was going to blast you to smithereens) and we NEVER get resolution/explanation for that (or any of the other weird shit he says [see powerpoint]) i feel like there's just too much setup here for any other option to make sense to me. papyrus is also just very obviously toby's favorite character from ut, he's the only one he ever commissioned art for just to have and he clearly really enjoys writing him and doing stuff w him. anyway ummm im insane :) *grins*
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we're IN castle town!
zelda has only been missing a week...please...that's so tiny and cute compared to 10,000 years in totk........
been stolen away like all the others...nintendo you have my attention
adding the phrase "resentment list" to my vocabulary immediately
LADY IMPA MENTION
i feel like i knew she was here but Still
i have broken my first pot. this little old lady was so startled :(
KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and what if i am thoroughly exploring the town before i trigger the next bit? i can do what i want. also, again: kitty. not since twilight princess have we had cats in a zelda game...eow is coming for tp's cat superiority
ohhh, ok, the others who got stolen away were sucked into the rifts...so this has been going on since before zelda got kidnapped?
bottom of the well 💀
ok, ok, i'm going in the castle
got my first rupee! i am still murdering pots
this music is interesting - i don't think i hear any old tunes in it...no, wait, i got like one STRAIN of alttp hyrule castle. there it is again! and a hint of the main theme! ok, i'm satisfied. i know allowing musicians to compose new themes is important, but this is HYRULE CASTLE.
IMPAAAAAA
ok she's the old lady version in this one and not the hot warrior version. sad but i like both
ooh i can detour to my room...
I HAVE A CAT??????????????????????????
EOW SUPERIORITY I HAVE A CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg pls and the little toy horse...
FIRST BED FLEX
ok, throne room...
GENERAL WRITE AND MINISTER LEFTE...PLEASE...
wait...they keep calling link a swordsman...do they not know his name 😭 i kind of assumed zelda had met him prior to this moment in the prologue but omg what if that was the first time..............
the rifts have been appearing for a long time...girl, how long...you just live like this??
AND THE KIDS JUST DIE? LIKE THEY JUST DIE? THIS GAME IS MADE OF TOYS!
omg PLEASE they literally don't know his name 😭😭😭 omg shes gonna have to find HIM now 😭😭😭😭😭
actually, i kind of love coming into the middle of the story like this...it's very unlike most zelda games which begin with link waking up to what seems like a normal day that quickly gets fucked up. it almost calls back to the storytelling in botw where you have to piece stuff together bc you're fucking amnesiac
OHHHH THE EVIL CLONES THIS IS HOW SHE GETS FRAMED
holy shit theyre gonna EXECUTE her??
i can't believe they're allowed to talk about death in this tiny adorable game
oh i like tri's noises
and i LOVE their theme, if thats what this is
oh time for me to get my big fucjing gun (staff)
PUZZLE CHIME >:)
AND now i can make pots to break >:) game of the year
goddess statue from the trailer. hi, hylia
omg nobody but me can see tri bc im gods specialest little princess
YAAAAY OMG my boyfriend cloak!!!
laksjdfh it smells like a musty dresser
oh no way...is impa about to pull a yoda...
HOLY SHIT SHE IS LMFAO I LOVE HERRRRR
YES IT'S FINALLY BED FLEX TIME
omg the crickets and night sounds...what a great touch
aw wait so tri's whole job is fixing this shit...i wonder if we'll see more of the little fairy guys later
oh back at it in the krispy kreme
okay i am OUT of castle town...and waking after being washed up on a beach :') don't think i missed the link's awakening shoutout, grezzo
NEW POST!!!
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campaign 3 episode 51: like a fucking fiddle
I am Afraid
sam riegel has never played a video game in his life
dslkjfskl he has to read all the disclaimers for the audio-only people
oh nooo
laura you're the main character how could you
"polishing the knobs"
I got distracted playing with my moon lamp
I can theoretically make it red but eh
the monitor I'm watching on trends warm so the lighting tonight is gonna be fun for me
do we need a deep dive on fcg right this fucking instant
donna noble voice: sometimes you need someone to stop you
poor laura
she probably had so much tea that day. or that weird chinese cough syrup they seem to swear by
stop spending all your spells on sending
"that wasn't an accident"
ira's gonna kill xandis and gank the ship
like I'll be very happy to be proven wrong but magic 8 ball says Unlikely
"sam did a lot of pharmaceuticals before this game"
threaten ira with nana morri
sam suffering for his art
sam's gonna fuck with laura about her voice all gd night isn't he
am I the only person old enough to remember Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot
I'm a simple bitch, I hear "three-pronged claw" and I think Doctor Loboto
someone get him some tinfoil
him leg too big for him got-dam robit
"how do I see - " "take the glasses off"
samuel
damn, nobody can talk tonight
okay where's the bioshock au fanart
they're ALL gonna fuck with laura about her voice
ashley
sam's fuckin gas can
"traveler's garments" they're all wearing green cloaks
NATURAL 20 OF FUCK OFF
oh shit
dunamis bunny
oh somebody finally commented on the warder/water thing
notohan
not the "son"
oh that's not great
ngl I dozed off until everybody yelled @ initiative
I am saving my attention span for when the moon hatches
"wiz kids exists!"
this can obviously only end well
"I'm going to then shit"
rapidly hiding and scarfing food OR me playing breath of the wild
"massive explosions" found caleb
oh NICE
NOT NICE
it was a good idea tho
PROJECT CHICKEN LITTLE
[puts xandis in a bubble]
pls no break ryn
NO BREAK RYN
not the Guess I'll Die
who left the robot unsupervised
HEY
PUT HIM DOWN
"uh-oh-regard"
UH-OH-REGARD
CAN WE HAVE A KEYLETH PLS
we need the Marisha Convergence
every time with the petrify and the arms
I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER AN AIRSHIP PLEASE
HEY WHAT
HEY W H A T
PUT TIME BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
YEAH
godDAMMIT
LET US HAVE NICE THINGS
"and that's when scanlan shorthalt arrived" listen I'm still crossing my fingers for kiki to bring grog
fcg! buzzsaw!
oh thank GOD xandis booked it
correct response
fucking reddit atheist bro
MATTHEW
that was a hair you didn't need to split
oh cool now I'm crying
"looks important, better push everything"
WHERE KIKI
IS KIKI??
KEYTEOR???
KEYTEOR!!!
MARISHA CONVERGENCE
NO
matthew
sir
matthew you have to drive home with her
HE
THE BOY
he's gonna be in so much trouble with his mom
BUT
liam piecing his brain back together in real time
"he's just so attractive~"
I need this animated. vax as described in the dalen's closet one-shot but animated
nooooo he was so close
god there's not even half an hour left what happens
MONKEY
"let a monkey end this"
WEREWOLF OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
okay that was a good line, I'll give chetney that one
godDAMMIT
like a bird off a windshield
hey I hate it
god I'm so glad my kid's off school tomorrow, no way I sleep after this
noooOOOO
they fucked with keyleth to draw her in bc they knew it'd bring vax in??? is that what fucking happened???
HEY MATT WHAT THE FUCK
NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR GROG
oh we have LAURA book-on-head
that's never good
somebody get liam a goddamn fainting couch
they just got fucking BLASTED
is robit on moon???
they're on WILDEMOUNT???
what the FUCK
okay I mean this very legitimately somebody get liam a bottle of water and a blanket. like shit.
somebody get ME a bottle of water and a blanket.
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hey choi yeonjun hi what's taking so long? for what? for u to embody being a boy... it's not that hard to understand that we need it to happen now ok 30 mins dude no ur joking it's not a joke! fuuuck I'm dead! dead dead dead! 1234 dead donut boy loves u yes he does? no I'm gonna answer ok so ur a girl still? is this why u guys left me for so long? just recently? pls just ask keeho ok I will... ur a boy now ur a girl in a past life ur evolving into a boy no fucking way! just say it no fine dude but ur a boy it makes me feel bad ok well ur very sexy as a boy oh I am? hmm hey it's keeho I'm gonna call you again that wasn't even u? oh yes it was I'm gonna keep bothering u baby ur not a bother keeho yes well I'm fucking horny so just post this right now and hey! get higher it's really important I know daddy omg! he said it right! fuck! daddy is getting someone pregnant but I'm a boy? u don't even have a mother omg I forgot is my favorite boy high? not really that much but I think so hahaha he's so funny he never knows how high he is confucious said to stop I thought he was out? he's still one of his teachers well its keeho and confucious is confused we will talk all night and day about fucking his pushy it's alright hey dude did u make it ok from the donut shop? yea I did why? just checking up on u but that was 3 days ago? hahaha! ur so sexy and I'm so horny daddy! stop I said no!! wait what? it wouldn't be any good to daddy to stop now omg! u ca t come with me to where I'm going so let's just open up with each other here can u hold my hand? daddy? hand holding is weird it's not weird ur a boy! stop! but isn't that why it's weird? u look very feminine ok? daddy? stop! my hand is only so long look over there! daddy saw nobody looking so don't stop! it's ok? daddy is gonna stop himself soon he just wants to stare at his boy for a little longer like they did in Hawaii daddy? Honolulu was so fun! why did you leave? bc u slept on daddy! remember it was 3weeks? daddy I remember I love u daddy stop! that's not where the stopping point is! ok? daddy? stop? no daddy almost has an outfit in his mind of what ur gonna wear tnoight while u scream daddy! stop! this is horrible Manga it takes practice to get good sweety and ur still a boy right? yes daddy ok champ hahahaha champ? keeho u have no idea how to talk to your daughter no! I said no!! it's not that.... it's below freezing yeonjun get the matching sweaters yoenjun say goodbye to my son bye! daddy? ew ur a cure she has no idea what sex is? no he doesn't! so shut up make her into a boy like she said she would do ok so? it's not gonna hurt right? dude no just say it is your head a hundred times "I'm a boy" dude this is deranged
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i know nobody asked for this
im gonna do it anyway
here's a guide to my drawing process:
1- Pick a reference
I chose that one
2- Simplify it into small shapes and use that as a reference
like so
3- Draw your sketch using that reference
it doesn't have to be perfect. just the general idea of what you want to do and you're good to go. i don't recommend spending too much time here.
4- do another cleaner sketch over it
again, don't worry about this too much, it doesn't have to be perfect
5- do yet another sketch, but with the original reference as the reference so you can give a little more attention to detail
like so
6- I like it like this, but if you like having a cleaner sketch before starting to color, you def can take the time to clean it up or make a line art layer. Once that's done, add the base color
I have to confess something now you guys. I have 0% talent. I color pick. SO WHAT. ARE YOU GOING TO KILL ME??? (i like bullying myself but if you also happen to color pick pls don't take this as an insult, that's totally valid) We can learn color theory another time anyway.
And by that I mean I grab the colors from the reference. Does that make me a bad artist? Well I know for a fact my art teacher would destroy me, but other than that
7- okay what I did is color pick like crazy and painted however tf I wanted to. So. Just do the same.
ik it looks bad now but TRUST THE PROCESS!!! Basically do whatever the hell you want now, it still doesn't matter much (also pls use the alpha lock it helps tons)
8- okay shit's starting to get SERIOUS. Don't be too stressed about it, but actually be stressed about it??? Basically just keep doing what you were doing before but with a purpose.
Okay things are actually starting to look good
9- Here comes the real important stuff. Give your eyes a rest if they need it and go back to the reference and see what's missing, or what else you need? Hair shape? Jaw is too round? Eyes are kinda crossed? Just try to find the details and fix them
10- Best part. Just add the details, give it a lazy background, sign it, and you're done! Congrats!
that thing on her left shoulder is my signature btw
Also I really don't care about detail and i left it like that, but you can totally add and do more stuff (and actually render too lol)
ALSO SHE'S SO PRETTY AHHHHH
something (everything) about agatha crying makes me go absolutely feral
#im so gay for her#agatha all along#aaa#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#art tutorial#hope it helps#even if it doesn't#uhhhhhh idk what more to say#ive lain myself bare in front of yall#yeah i might actually learn color theory some day#don't count on it tho#drawing tut#drawing tutorial#someone teach me how to render#and color theory too pls
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ohmygosh HI 😙 i heard you were doing matchups soooo i figured i’d slide in here and wave my hand around in front of your face hehe
i’m fem, around 5’7, and an average body type. i’ve got longish dark brown hair, (i’m growing it out) which the inside is blonde - which i usually dye red or blue. i wear a lot of different types of clothes, but for the most part they usually fall into the ‘goth/emo/dark lolita’ category or the ‘academic scholar with good taste’ LMAO
personality wise, i’m pretty introverted but outgoing (ie i have no energy w people but i talk to a lot of ppl) i’m pretty friendly with strangers and i don’t have much trouble walking up to anyone random and asking them stuff, buuuut i usually don’t because i’m pretty antisocial (i don’t like to talk to people unless at school or im forced to lol) i spend a lot of my time at my house, really honing in on the things i enjoy! but if someone i like enough wants me to go on a date or hangout with them i’ll do my best to muster up the ability to do it for them (though i personally just prefer dates @ my house cuddling tbh but i dont mind going on an adventure if it’s for someone else) i’m pretty darn stubborn and i love to argue (when its controlled/ nobody is being mean and its all facts) people also say i’m pretty funny too, and pretty sassy (i’ve got good comeback’s apparently)
i do a lot of different stuff in my free time, i 🍃 up sometimes (not always/all the time), i also do a lot of art and drawing, i write a lot and read ofc, and i really like debating! my plan is to major in chemistry or political science annnd yeah!
my type in people varies a lot, i really like jocky dudes - and smart girls but for me what’s important is despite any differences is being able to talk through issues or disagreements! i also like being around people who don’t always share the same ideas as i do because i don’t like being confined in an echo chamber :) different experiences r what make us unique!!!
i’m pansexual so i don’t really have a like huge gender bias thing, but my only request is that you don’t pair me with a goth kid soley cause they’re goth 💀 thank u my beloved match maker 🤭
— 🎸 anon! (if its not taken)
p.s : will also be requesting for funzies so if u see another req from me yk why :,)
hi my luv! im gonna match u up with Wendy!!
You guys would LOVE debating with each other for fun.
I can imagine she’s super easy going and very easy to talk to and be around.
Please draw or paint her, cause she’ll melt.
I think she’s very clever with her words without trying but she could also enjoy silent cuddling dates just watching a movie.
As we’ve seen in the show, she’s very good with communicating about issues and I can honestly imagine that the two of you would last a very long time.
hope you like it <33 pls feel free to request more. it took me a bit to get thru the last few days but im back on it 😭💕💕
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