#noah will get there but like

[mirrorofliterature]

it's slow but the next chapter of my alenoah fic is coming along

[chez-cinnamon]

Would you kick them for a dollar?

[hoodzgyal]

Wdyt Bruce, Clark, dick and Jason would be like with a virgin?

ok i lurvvvvvvv asks like thissss alr alr let’s go down the line.

bruce is an expert at reading your body language. he’s comforting in the sense that his voice assuages all the thoughts in your head. he’s a master at taking on that more dominant role so you can sink into submission. aftercare king by the way.

clark is honestly more afraid than you are. constantly checking on you, giving you the most gentle, slow strokes ever. he’s shocked at his own patience because you’re so, so wet, and so, so tight, and he’s fighting the urge not to manhandle you. will give you head before and after he fucks you.

dick is the ideal virgin killer. kind, suave, but also emotionally intelligent enough to know when you need some sweet words whispered in your ears so you’ll get out of that pretty little head of yours. he’s slow at first, but as soon as you show him you want to take it all, he’s quick to satisfy. a people pleaser through and through.

jason is realllyyyyy weird about taking your virginity. (he doesn’t wanna defile you but he also doesn’t want anyone else doing it in his place. it’s not you, it’s The Trauma talking.)

because of this, it takes at least 3 different attempts for him to even indulge in putting his dick in you. once he’s on you though, it’s hard to get him off. even if it was a one time thing, you’ll be thinking about it for years.

[tending-the-hearth]

*stares at jack darby and miko nakadai and raf esquivel and charlie watson and noah diaz and kris diaz*

[mssoapart]

uh… apparently I have a type.

Some fresh stuff.

And this style of coloring is pain.

[metalotaku-da]

Dick and wally were sitting at the wayne family dinner table with their joint families announcing their engagement. Just before desert their was a knock on the front door. Alfred went to tend to it. Nobody thought anything of it till Alfred came back to dinning room with a large meta with him and two scruffed young kids hanging from his hands.

"I believe you have a guest master dick, master wally." Alfred said looking at the red head with a bit of judgment.

"You." The large meta with a goatee and flaming seemingly flaming hair. Motioned to wally with one of the kids who protested. "Well shit you are all here." He looked around the table. "Good I only need to do this once then hopefully. Quit fucking with the time stream." He ignored the throat clearing of the butler and the half raised from the seat posture of most of the dinners guests. "I'm tired of cleaning up all these timeline collapses you speedsters cause. So here is the deal." He sat the protesting kids down in to wally's lap. By phasing through the table. "I'm going to pull all your kids who would cease to exist from the now failed timelines and drop them all in your laps. And I don't care how many it ends up being. You want to cause me problems. You're getting all of yours 10 fold." As he backed out of the table. He pointed an accusing finger at the speedsters. "Do not try me! Oh and By the way. Congratulations on your engagement." He gave a rough pat to alfreds back. "Thanks old man." And then he vanished from sight.

The bats stared at the speedsters. "Care to explain that?"

"Who was that guy?"

"OH my god I'm a dad!" Wally said in shock looking down at his two kids. Ignoring Barry arguing with half the bat clan.

"What are your names?" Dick said all smiles at the two little kids sitting in wallys lap.

"Jai"

"Iris"

[fight-for-what-you-love]

I Do

Colbie Caillat

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◃◃ II ▹▹

Jeeeezzz guys. It's only been a day and everyone's already sick of your antics. Again. You'd think they'd be more reserved considering what they went through to get here.

But forget everyone else- they just got MARRIED!!! Who can think of anyone else when they're this happy??

[nocofamilyau]

I sure hope Hijotee is doing well wherever they may be... (21/24)

[jesncin]

Nobody Else But You~

Yes I'm still redrawing Hellblazer: Dead In America as A Goofy Movie I'm so glad you asked. Johnstantine and Noah Ikumelo are in hell and Going Through It. Refs under the cut.

I wanted to draw this emotional beat but decided to be cheeky and mix it up with that time John went to hell in Dead In America issue 8:

I liked the color scheme and thought it was so funny that there's a calm river moment here too for me to ape off of.

[lyricallyxo]

To me, it's Noah's face that says it all. There's such a genuine care and attentiveness on it--like this is all relevant to him. And yeah he had just been talking, but remember that Noah's gay. And he found strength in himself and his identity through Will. This is that look of pride that just solidifies in me that the story doesn't end with just Will. He knows this journey Mike's going on not because he's working on the show, but because he's lived it

[chez-cinnamon]

Did Noah ever go through the terrible two's when he was a wee bugaboo?

Surprisingly no !! He was a very calm and giggly baby all round, but umm-

It seems to have taken a while into adulthood to actually come out fgcgcffhggjvg

[starryluminary]

♪ Last Man in the World ♪

The Band CAMINO

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◃◃ II ▹▹

Now we’re really getting into canon divergence. The nitty gritty, if you will. This episodes pretty much the same; Noah calls Alejandro an eel and gets called out for it, Courtney and Gwen find Duncan and he joins Team Chris, you know how it goes. What changes is that Team Chris ends up winning the challenge (like they should of in the first place but I digress) and get Duncan as their prize. I’m gonna say Gwen lets it slip that she has feelings for Duncan and Courtney gets incredibly upset, getting Sierra and Heather to vote for Gwen. Cody’s all out of sorts after Noah was at risk of being kicked off, though he wont say that out loud. He doesn’t have to, anyway. Tyler also gains a massive weight on his shoulders but it’s fine he’ll be fine

[yeehawdickthree]

I can’t do it

[sunclown]

The bff trio we deserved but never got

[wastelandbabyblue]

he's the only man that understands

[captainharlock]

took too long to crosspost all my xb1 x xb3 ortiz/shiora extended family content and now i just have a giant compilation for you all. if its not already observable the family tree i imagine in my head here is as follows:

thanks that's all