#noah oc: magpie

[soupandsorcery]

Today I am thinking about how there are a few times in the game where if you choose the funny dialogue option, a character will tell Rook that it's not the time for jokes or that they need to take things more seriously.

And my Rook Mags, who uses jokes as both his main method of communication and a coping mechanism, being so put off by someone telling him he's not taking things seriously.

He's usually a 'grin and bear it and bury the hurt where no one can see it' kind of person, but I think that would really get to him. Especially towards the latter half of the game where everything is on fire and he's running from one end of Northern Thedas to the other to try and help everyone he can. He's not sleeping, he's only really eating when Lucanis or Emmrich bring him a plate, or the whole team is eating together, and I think he just snaps at some point.

The smile drops from his face and he's just like, "How much more seriously do you want me to take it? I'm already doing everything I can. I go wherever anyone asks me to go. I'm putting out every fucking fire I get pointed at. I'm cleaning up messes I didn't make, talking to Solas at every opportunity, trying to be everywhere at once so this doesn't get worse than it already is. Is that not serious enough?"

Whoever said it is going to be speechless because Mags never goes off. And Mags is immediately embarrassed to have done so, so he's going to go hide out somewhere no one can find him. Probably in Solas' den where it's quiet. He's probably ashamed of being so upset, and that's largely because Magpie has never been encouraged to feel his feelings, even while he's telling other people it's okay to.

Emmrich will find him though. He knows his partner well enough to know where he'd go when he's upset. He'll come in quietly and sit down next to him.

Mags is just like, "I'm fine. We don't have to...do this. I'll go apologize once I get my head on straight."

"I'm not here to ask you to apologize. In fact, I do believe you were right, my dear."

Which surprises the hell out of Mags because he's used to being wrong. "What?"

Emmrich smiles and reaches for his hand. "You make every attempt to understand and support all of us, Magpie, and I am realizing that we do not do the same for you."

That hits like a slap to the face because Mags always insists there's not much to understand. He's a simple person, doesn't want to be a burden. But it is true. He's been doing everything he can for these people, and he knows they're grateful, but when was the last time someone asked him if he was alright? If he needed to talk? If he needed a goddamned break?

But there's a little smile for Emmrich because, "You do."

"Well, I do try. Still, everyone could do a better job of realizing how much pressure is on you. How much you carry on your own shoulders to make our burdens a bit lighter."

It ends with Mags' head in Emmrich's lap and Emmrich's long, careful fingers carding through Mags' hair. And people giving Mags less shit and being more aware of his well being after a stern lecture from a protective necromancer.

[criminalcinnamon]

DOODLE DUMP (part one)

Guys. I've been drawin.

[sunshine-and-moonshine]

Still working on templates and stuff for my ocs (think I’ll just talk about my favorite ones for now) but here, have a funny text post about Bug and Magpie, two low ranking soldiers in the 141, known for being little shits.

Magpie: and he stole Graves’ wallet

Bug, dragging him away, hissing: I told you to shut your mouth about that and we’d split the money

[b0wie-st4rdust]

Oh???? Another person with an AU and their own versions of the Rogues? Which ones you got because I want to know EVERYTHING about them.

OKAY SO I have a list of Rogues that are gonna be in my AU and the list is a bit Long, some of these character still need to be fully shaped, but Asking Question about them is probably gonna help, so feel free to ask about any of them (Also I'm trying to organise the whole thing)

Characters:

Leader of Crime Organizations and people attached to it:

The Penguin - Oswald Cobblepot

Flamingo - Edouardo Flamingo

Music Meister - Darius (Cobblepot) Chapel

Carmine "The Roman" Falcone (and his family)

Sal "The Boss" Maroni (and his family)

Black Mask

Talon and the Court of Owls

Ra's Al Ghul, Talia Al Ghul and the league of Assassin

Mother - Christian Cain

The Big Ones (Very Important to the General Plot):

Joker - ???

Harley Quinn - Harleen Quinzel

Riddler - Edward Nygma

Two Face - Harvey Dent / Harv'

Poison Ivy - Pamela Isley

The Scarecrow - Jonathan Crane

(AU OC) The Mania - Marlene McCree

(AU OC) The Mourning Dove - Bo Hawkins

Dr. Hugo Strange and Dr. Jeremiah Arkham

The Others (some Still important):

Catwoman - Selina Kyle

Magpie - Margaret Pye

(AU OC) Soda Can - Cheryl Lee (Later Cheryl Chapel Lee)

Punchline - Alexis Kaye

Jester - Duela Jones (Joker Daughter in comics)

Mad Hatter - Jervis Tetch

Victor Zsasz

(AU OC) Madame - Camilla Shelley

Jane Doe - ???

Professor Pyg - Lazlo Valentin

DollMaker+Dollhouse - Barton Mathis and Matilda Mathis

Mister Camera - Alexander Gillian

The Eraser - Leonardo Fiasco

Man-Bat - Dr. Kirk Langstrom

Killer Croc - Waylon Jones

Orca - Dr. Grace Balin

Bane - ???

Firefly - Garfield Lynns

Anarky - Lonnie Machin

Ratcatcher (s) - Otis Flanegan and Cleo Flanegan

Clayface - Basil Karlo

Calendar Girl - Paige Monroe

Roxy Rocket - Roxanne Sutton

Baby Doll - Mary Dahl

Cluemaster - Arthur Brown

Clock King - William Tockman

Calendar King - Julian Day

The Calculator - Noah Kuttler

Bookworm - A.S Scarlet

King Tut - William Yasser

Catman - Thomas Blake

Lord Death Man - Tetsuo Fujiwara

Kite Man - Charles "Chuck" Brown

Mister Bloom - ???

Solomon Grundy - Cyrus Gold

Ventriloquist - Arnold Wesker

Character that I want to add but need to do more research on them:

Professor Achilles Milo

White Rabbit - Jaina Hudson

The Carpenter - Jenna Duffy

Cornelius Stirk

Toymaker - Cosmo Krank

Crime Doctor - Bradform Thorne

D.A.V.E

The Designer - ???

Deadshot - Floyd Lawton

Doctor Phosphorus - Dr. Alexander Sartorius

Ten Eyed Man - Philip Reardon (The Spooky Version)

Spellbinder - Charles Dante

Lady Arkham - Victoria Arkham

Merrymaker - Dr. Byron Meredith 

Onomatopoeia

Polka Dot Man - Abner Krill

Killer Moth - Drury Walker

(and Captain Boomerang if I am peer pressured enough)

[sunflowersean]

Here’s Noah’s suit :/ as you could probably tell those look like Dekus pants and that’s cause they are because I liked how they looked so please don’t come after me for copying it I might change it later this is just a rough draft

[phoebestarks]

NOW U GOTTA TELL ME EVERYTHING ABT UR HSMTMTS OC SO THEY AND MAGPIE CAN BE BESTIES

PLS OKAY YES ROSIE'S AN EJ SHIP TOO THEY CAN ALL HOLD HANDS also sorry for the infodump and how late this is feel free to murder me

okayyy so basically rosie came to be bc i was gushing ab ej w my friend and i realized how like......perfect he would be as a bf LMFAOOO ikik i'm a simp anyway i decided to do a kinda self insert-y indulgent lil ej fic agsbshnshw

anyways, her name is rosie, played by THEE renee rapp (full name is rose grace mccallister) and she's a senior!! she's also lily's older cousin bc i wanted spice w lily's backstory agehwhwhs also she's not originally in theatre -- she's been in the orchestra @ east high for years and ms jenn heard her sing one day and basically went "hmm yep she's going to be in the theatre department" like how mr. shue (ew) did w finn agsbhsbs ironically her and ej would absolutely be finnchel if they did them right??? like they're genuinely so good to eachother god!!!!

so it's basically also a social media type-fic (which means less writing fancy for me less gif hunting as well GSHSHSHSH and it's really fun bc a lot of it features other ocs including the av club gang and a couple of my wattpad friends' ocs as well!!! it's always something i wanted to really try (i found a bit of fame writing a noah schnapp one once when i was about 14?? but i wanted to like...genuinely try lmfaooo) and it seemed like the perfect opportunity!

she's in a new revamped casting for beauty and the beast bc i had some concepts that would've been so good lmfaooo so the cast is: rosie as belle, ej as beast, gina as gaston, ashlyn as lefou, kourtney as ms. potts, ricky as chip, big red as cogsworth, seb as lumiere and carlos as babette!! (bc it would've been something carlos could've made a lot of dancing too and it's shown that he's a lot more comfortable as a dancer than a vocalist, also seb singing be our guest would be LEGENDARY!!!!!! also big red and kourt are like,,,, my faves and i wanted to do something special w them so they're basically doing a special interlude during something there where they mayhaps help beast try to win over belle GAGWHSHSH)

but yeah rosie is my beloved GAHSHSH

[its-all-ineffable]

Guys...help me create an Original Character?🥺

I want to start planning a Glee fanfic, with an OC that’s kind of a self-insert, to whack the characters round the head when they stupid things basically. 

Will you help me? You can send me an ask with any aspect of the character...

Hair length/colour: short, long, dyed etc. ?

Eye colour?

Ethnicity? Nationality? 

Religious or atheist? 

Height/weight? 

Name? First, last and middle if you like!

Sexuality/gender? I’m thinking female, but not necessarily cisgender female? Perhaps genderfluid or femme non-binary?

Backstory? Little bits about them, what they’re like, personality traits?

Family life? Do they have a romantic relationship? Siblings? 

Pets? Any allergies or phobias? 

Send me all of these, or just a few! Tagging all my followers but anyone can join in!🥰

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[princess-josie-riki]

*knock* *knock*

Magpie (@ashthetrash718‘s OC): (opens the door) “Can I help y-”

Magpie gets shot and killed.

Brandy (@wernerscat‘s OC): (arrives) “Vat’s going on around he-” (notices Magpie dead and screams) “Aaaaah! You schot Magpie! I’m calling zee police!”

Brandy gets shot and killed.

Klaus (@wernerscat‘s OC): “Oh mein Gott! Magpie und Brandy are dead!”

Klaus gets shot and killed.

Noah (@wernerscat‘s OC): “Oh nein! I’ffe gotta varn Verner und Fritz about zis!”

Noah gets shot and killed. Fritz (@wernerscat‘s OC) arrives and saw what happened.

Fritz: (shocked) “HOLY S*censored*T!” (hears a gun cock and turns around) “Hey, who are yo-”

Fritz gets shot and killed as well.

Werner: (arrives) “Guys, are you okay? I heard ein-” (sees the corpses and screams in horror)

Red: “HEY, BOI!”

Werner: “Red, vat zee hell vere you zinking?!”

Red: “I dunno. I’m bored.”

Werner: “YOU KILLED MEIN FRIENDS!”

[sagecoloureddaydreams]

Giving a Marvel OC the alias 'Magpie'

Why?

Because magpies got kicked off of Noah's ark for being annoying and that's fitting.

[camorrsthorn]

Hi, I'm kinda new here, and so I mostly have just seen the art of your OCs? (Which is awesome, btw.) But I was wondering if you could give, like, a basic outline of who they are and maybe their universe? (Bc worldbuilding is ALWAYS cool.) Thanks! (And again, love your art

aaa thank you!! i have. a lot bear with me lmao but. i’m gonna put this under a cut because Oh Dang That’s Too Many

video game ocs: holy moley that’s a lot

tarris, relic, kharza gra-durza, serindil, riandil, vhesryn, saaji and zhakka are all from elder scrolls!! 

tarris is a bosmer thief/assassin who’s actually real bad at fighting and is probably half magpie, don’t wear jewelery near her she will Have It

relic is a bosmer vampire who is an asshole. he’s awful. he knows magic but mostly likes to Stab. he exists in the same world-state as tarris and kharza and probably a few others 

kharza is an orc warrior who’s like the only lawful good character i have, whoops. she sometimes turns into a werewolf and mauls people but that’s a minor character flaw. she’s a big gay

serindil is an altmer mage!! very very much a glass cannon. they were with the thalmor embassy in skyrim until they... sort of defected?? they’re still an ass tho

riandil is a bosmer scout!! he’s from eso so i’m not sure exactly how he fits into the world state, but he’s a big ball of sunshine. he likes very very bad puns and responding to altmer supremacy by acting real stupid until THEY look stupid. he’s great

vhesryn is a dunmer assassin but he’s also a big ol’ dick. he’s a vampire too but mostly a dick. his hobbies include being an asshole and stabbing people, also dancing

saaji is a khajiit thief and very pure good person. she;s good. she’ll steal your things but she’s good she’ll prolly give em back. really just wants a warm spot in the sun, very very tired of almer

zhakka is a redguard warrior and former pirate!! i love her. she scowls a lot and looks grumpy but she’s grinning inside just all the time. you know those people who say the most ridiculous funny shit with a totally stoic face?? that’s zhakka

spring and bishop are from fallout

spring washington is Soft. she’s a soft soft person. she likes plants and photography, but also she was her school’s boxing champion pre-war and won trophies for shooting, and likes to keep a switchblade on her at all times. met her husband when he had to drag her off some creep. she just wants to make the world a bit brighter!!

bishop is. bishop. he’s my courier and he’s??? the worst. he’s obnoxiously lucky and knows it, and very charming despite the amount of times he puts his foot directly in his mouth. he’s good at heart but also does what seems good/fun/cool at the time??? “hey bishop when is the last time you washed” “i dunno when did it last rain” “i don’t want to travel with you any more”

i have a whole lot of dragon age ocs bear with me

rasha tabris is Angry. i once described her as a wildfire in a very pretentious thing i didn’t post but it’s apt!! she stayed with the wardens because duncan was the reason she could kill vaughn, and the reason she wasn’t killed for it. she died fighting the archdemon because there was no way she was trusting some human, and died spitting and cursing

katia brosca’s main personality trait is Spite. people told her she could only be this this and this because casteless, so she did absolutely everything she could to prove them wrong. a lot of her loudness and bravado is a front to protect herself, but not all of it

hildr aeuducan’s middle name is duty. she does the job she’s got to do, and does it well. she doesn’t really Do sentiment?? and she’s never once but her own opinions over what’s best. she left behlen on the throne despite. everything

cian mahariel is Ridiculous. they spend half their time in trees despite having broken at least one bone on every part of their body falling out of them, and are Always Smiling

niketas surana lives on his nerves. his skills include flinching, stammering, going beet red if anybody looks at him for too long, and falling a little bit in love with anybody who’s nice to him. he’ll very very gladly swallow all his fear to protect people though, and repeatedly put himself between templars and scared younger mages while still in the tower. would die for jowan, frankly

vinnora lavellan is a sweetheart!! she just wants to be nice to everyone, and frankly deserves better than she got. she never wanted to be inquisitor, but figured she could at least use the position to help people who needed it, and tried to

noah shepard is my only real mass effect character worth talking about!! she’s a Delight and i love her. she’s paragon to her core, and goes out of her way to help people or offer a shoulder, but she’s absolutely not afraid to speak her mind or tell assholes to get fucked. she’s very very tired and full of guilt and regret. please let her sleep

d&d ocs!! are they ocs technically. i’m counting them i love them

dáithí lathlaeril is a half elven wild magic sorcerer and the only one i have actually played!! they’re half of a set of twins born to a high elven noblewoman and her human husband. they accidentally burned down their family library after overhearing their mother agree to essentially disinherit them, and have been an adventurer ever since. they have Lots of emotions always, and swing between “i’m inherently superior to all of you and also have cool magic” and “oh god i’m the worst i’m pathetic is my magic even good” and it’s terrible. please give them a hug. their name is pronounced DAH-hee

dáimhín lathlaeril is the other twin!! she left home to go be a bard but attracted an archfey with her singing, and wound up a warlock. still pretends to be a bard tho. she’s obnoxiously charming and knows it, and is WAY more relaxed and happy go lucky than their twin. she’s still pretty prissy tho. her name is pronounced like DAH-veen. also she’s not a girl, she’s nb!! like her twin. “finch that wouldn’t happen” haha what i can’t hear you

zeerith is a drow rogue!! he had just the worst life but is So Good at pretending he didn’t. what do you mean he’s almost certainly traumatised and emotionally messed up, he’s smiling, see?? trust him. he really really hates killing and would much rather talk his way out of trouble, but isn’t at all above hurting people to defend people?? also he’s very handsome and charming, focus on that. no don’t ask him if he’s ok. very very prone to talking someone to death if given half a chance

most of my actually original characters are from the same world!! it’s tag is “untitled a” because i don’t have a name for it yet lmao. there’s also a bunch of gods to go with these guys but i don’t even have names for them yet so lmao

fionn is prolly currently my most developed character from it. he’s an elf, which is fairly rare, and a magic user, which is rarer. he doesn’t care tho. he’s an ex-soldier who deserted after some very bad stuff happened, and he’s just trying to keep his head down. the god of luck and fate took a shine to him tho, so that’s not going too well. he uses his magic to make people think he’s much better at playing music than he is, but he could do Very cool things. he won’t tho

sabre is also an elf, but she’s a thief and very happy about it. she’s tiny and literally always ready to fight. she’ll fight anyone. she’ll Win against anyone. don’t fight sabre she jut doesn’t stop. she’s got a pretty strict Code tho, and won’t steal from anyone who can’t afford it, or fight anyone who can’t fight back. technically steals to give to the poor but also keeps a lot. she worked for that ill gotten gold!! she’s one of the two people who got “chosen” by the twin gods of the hunt, which she’s pretty stoked about. she’s got a tattoo honoring one of the twins

zarifa is the captain of an as-yet unnamed ship, and a totally legitimate merchant sailor. no pirates here absolutely not haha what’s that officer nope no illegitimate goods either, trust her. she’s got a good heart but also she’s pretty practical, and ensuring her own survival and the survival of her crew trumps morals every time. she’s the “chosen” of the god of the sea, which is an incredibly mixed bag

sylvie pike is zarifa’s first mate, but not nearly as professional. she likes to have fun, and insists on dragging zarifa with her. she’s got a much thicker accent than any other member of the crew, and makes it impenetrably thicker when she wants to be difficult. she’s not as good at overcoming her conscience as zarifa is

billie shaw is possibly my oldest current oc, holy shit. they’re kind of the odd job person aboard the ship, and also sing shanties and (badly) play the accordion. has a big big soft spot for kids. also hates shoes. what the fuck billie. put some boots on you ridiculous human being

sara tillman is possibly the only ordinary person on board the ship. she’s the ship’s doctor, despite being easily the youngest person aboard, and despite having only ever operated on her family’s farm prior to being hired. she’s got like ten siblings and loves all of them very very much

there’s also a handful of others from this universe who aren’t nearly as fleshed out yet, other than the gods, but they aren’t fleshed out!! “finch neither are any of the people you’ve talked about” [sweats]

[soupandsorcery]

Small break from my constant Beaux-posting because Mags is just as beautiful, especially standing next to Emmrich in the Necropolis light.

[onlyjokesherebro]

rules & guidelines.

GENERAL

Mun: Magpie. Over 18 (born 2nd Oct. 1993). She/her & they/them pronouns; questioning whether cis or nb (shrugs).

I am independent, selective, and private -- mutuals-only in-character interactions.

Chris is polyamorous, asexual, and sex-repulsed. Please respect that.

I do ship Chris&Ash, Chris&Josh, and Chris&Josh&Ash. That said, I will not force either of these ships, and I am open to many others. (Because I’m a helluva ship-sailor lmao.)

I will tag common triggers. If there is anything else you need tagged, please let me know. <3

I can be very slow with replies. Sometimes I’m faster with others, which maybe be down to any numbers of factors, but please don’t assume it’s because I don’t like you. I wouldn’t want to interact with you if I didn’t like you. <3

I will try to match reply length. You don’t have to, but I do prefer something with substance if we’re doing a para, not just a single-sentence reply.

Rebloggable icons of Chris/Noah/others will be reblogged. Non-rebloggable icons & their creators will be credited here:

--- tcrmental (u3u)

--- yevon on dreamwidth.

--- a whole bunch that have been made: here, here -- by stcrdcst.

If you write in double-small text in a thread, I will upsize it in my reply. My eyes can’t always read that.

Along that same note, I do a little bit of formatting; usually just regular small text, with some italics and bold. I may, occasionally, match my partner’s formatting because I’m an inconsistent ho and I like to experiment lol.

I’m still doing research on the subject where I can, but I do headcanon Chris as Jewish, although not Orthodox, and more likely to be Secular Humanist. This point will be updated, probably.

Please tag eye contact - e.g., #eye contact //, #eye contact cw. (x)

DON’TS & NOS

I don’t do chainmail. It feels forced.

Because my Chris is asexual & sex-repulsed, there will be no smut here.

So don’t send sexual asks, either. (“Bone zone” is... out of fashion with me, now. I actually hate it, lol.)

Don’t be mean to other roleplayers. I don’t give two shits if you think their portrayal is “ooc” or “wrong”, or you hate their (lack of) formatting -- don’t do it, move on, look at yourself and stop being ugly.

Although I have interacted with “cis-swapped” genderbends in the past, I won’t do that anymore; it’s disrespectful to trans & nonbinary people, as far as my understanding goes off the majority opinion.

DOS & YESES

I will RP other Not Safe For Work topics (gore, torture, and the like).

Re: slow replies -- if you are waiting on a reply (99/100, you will be), please don’t be afraid to ask how the reply is coming along. So long as it’s not right after you made the starter/replied, it’s all good. <3

Multiverse! Multiship! Crossover-friendly! OC-friendly! (I would like to read their biography, however, so please have a link available.) I like having my fingers in as many pies as possible, lmao.

I will allow for a small amount of godmodding if it furthers the story along. (Better explained here.) Adding onto this, your muse is allowed to thrash the absolute goddamn shit out of mine, if that is IC for your muse, e.g. yours is a powerful being and my muse is being a Grade-A jackass.

Open for twinverse with other Chrises!

If there’s anything else I’m forgetting, or you have a question regarding something I’ve missed out/you’re unsure of, I’ll make an announcement/answer your question, then add it here. <3

[sunshine-and-moonshine]

Here is a list of my (cod) oc names! I have a few more but I tried to avoid putting on the names of some of the smaller ocs (for instance, Bug has a lot of cousins and they’re all very unique characters but their stories are briefer then his).

Anyways, feel free to ask for information about whichever character you feel like! If it gets asked for then I’ll post my dbd list as well.

Bella-Marie “Sandman” Dixon

Clover “Headcase” Thorley

Cole “Firefly” Miner

Hector “Axolotl” Escarra

Isabeau “Beau” Winchester

Lucas “Sweetie” Baker

Noah “Bug” Wight

Rei Baker

Seán “Magpie” Duffy

[soupandsorcery]

chaos and endless yapping in one very cute package

[soupandsorcery]

Magpie "Rook" Aldwir | Spellblade Mage | Veil Jumper

[soupandsorcery]

Distracting myself from the everything of today by thinking about the differences in my two Rooks.

Mags is all bravdo and snark with actually very little other than odd amounts of good luck and stubbornness to back it up. He is not exceptional in anyway except that he doesn't know when to shut up or give up, and that has carried him through most of his life. He's also very easy to rally behind because he's surprisingly genuine and wants the best for the people around him. He's a good leader because he listens to and sees people, and that inspires them to want to join his cause. They also worry deeply that he's going to do something stupid and get himself killed. It's a fair worry.

Meanwhile Beaux is quiet and sweet. They're hardworking and have a very strategic mind. They dislike running headlong into danger without a plan, but they will if that's the only choice they're presented with. They're an excellent fighter and have trained hard with the Wardens because protecting people is very important to them. They take their oath very seriously. They're optimistic, even in the face of overwhelming darkness because they believe in the power of people helping each other find a way and are more than willing to lead by example. they're a good leader because they're strong and eager to right wrongs, and they see the little people caught in these conflicts and they work hard to make sure they're saved too.