actually I will say something about this:
setting up a romance line but waiting until one of the actors is a freshly legal adult before executing it is creepy, actually, especially when the co-star is 15 years older
6K notes
·
View notes
Odysseus everytime he’s in a disguise: Who?? Odysseus? That handsome man? That sexy young fellow? That strapping soldier? That godlike hero? That cunning trickster? That man of wealth and beauty? That kingly man? I heard he’s super cool. I hear he was born in Egypt. I mean Crete. I mean Same.
The suitors: what
Odysseus: And he killed a million guys and he’s super rich and he’s coming home to his hot wife. Right now.
Antinous: what
Odysseus: Arrow.
2K notes
·
View notes
zac is never going to roll another crit in his entire life. he used up everything in this fucking fight jesus christ i feel like i just witnessed a god play this game-
2K notes
·
View notes
So long I've been out in the rain and snow - but winter's come and gone, oh a little bird told me so
good evening zukka nation - image description in alt, as usual!
799 notes
·
View notes
Jace told the ratgrinders to stop antagonizing the bad kids because he knows what happens to teachers who dare cross them. He’s aware of his fate at this point, he was there for kalvaxus, daybreak, grix, Doreen, and even technically Aguefort and that counselor.
The bad kids may spare a fellow student, but they have never shown mercy to fucking adult authority figures.
1K notes
·
View notes
dnd but instead of rolling dice you have to go ask a randomly selected person which games they consider to be entries in the mainline super mario bros. series
593 notes
·
View notes
controversial eddie munson opinion, but tbh i think eddie has not the slightest fucking clue about hanky code; he wears a bandanna in his back pocket because james hetfield did it, because 80s metal aesthetics were playing a game of telephone with the gay leather scene courtesy of rob halford and a huge chunk of their fans had no clue
2K notes
·
View notes
when she blackmails a principal to get a job ❤️
+bonus version with @/caitmayart’s cats from aelwyn’s original art poorly photoblasted on
1K notes
·
View notes
You absolutely love how PETTY Fig and Fabian are. Like Oisin MESSED with Fig’s best FRIEND, and so he fucked around and FOUND OUT. And Ivy made fun of Mazey, so Fabian used like EVERYTHING he had to drop Ivy
604 notes
·
View notes
you're telling me that nicky hemmick put the life he wanted and deserved on hold, flew across the world, went through the process of becoming the legal guardian of teenage twins with a laundry list of trauma each, worked two jobs, taught them german, supported them through the loss of a parent and court-mandated anti-psychotics/anti-depressants, joined a collegiate exy team that harbored kevin day and all the backlash that came from it, let andrew take two kids with mafia ties into their little group, survived baltimore and all that came with it, and then won the ncaa championship?
all with an elle woods "what, like it's hard?" attitude?
304 notes
·
View notes
8,000 other people have probably already made this joke but I can’t believe that both of Fig’s reality breaking confrontations with Ruben this episode culminated in the fact that she’s been here the whole time
722 notes
·
View notes