#no wonder i find him so hot

[axe-b0dy-spray]

i keep wondering who he constantly reminds me of…

it’s my boy Jonas 😮‍💨

[stardusthuntress]

SOOOOOOOOOOO…… anyone else keeping count of the Mandalorian urge to adopt children running rampant in the Fett lineage this season? I think we about to double Hunter’s current adopted count (4), in a single episode, courtesy Echo and Emori! AND I AM HERE FOR IT!!!!

I love how in like ep 2 Hunter immediately moved from 1 to 4. And now Echo is about to call him and tell him he better start building a bigger house on Pabu because he’s inbound with 4 more, including a baby. And before y’all get mad and remind me they have families already, consider this: even if returning them to their families is doable, they’re gonna need good protection for the rest of their lives, and who better to teach them that than the Bad Batch + Rex and Friends? AKA, Hunter is now like a swordfather to, ~8 kids!!!

^ this is how this man wants to love out the rest of his days, watching his children play and live free!!! and this is what I want to see too!!!

[wendytestabrat]

cartman being a body positivity icon for 2 minutes straight

[screechingfromthevoid]

I know I'm totes missing something about Vax and his whole deal (I haven't watched the original campaign & I'm like half way through LoVM)

But I thought the implication of Keyleth having a perch for the ravens was that those ravens ARE Vax? I have been thinking this entire time Keyleth hasn't gotten over Vax because he was actively visiting her. But the only way he could get away and see her is to be a raven.

Idk this shit sucks I hope this night lasts forever

[echo-stimmingrose]

Can we talk about the fact that canonically Thalia thinks Apollo is hot? Like can we? I feel like it's not being discussed enough.

[saintlioncourt]

Lestat, almost floating in the memory of the church kiss, snapping his head and eyes to the side when that soldier yelled from the balcony... the way his eyes looked near pitch-black where he stood in the shadow, his snarl, and the cadence of his voice when he said, "Where lies their disgust now?"

[t4tstarvingdog]

had the craziest nightmare today. hit every nightmare genre and added a new one just for me

[lieutenant-fred]

okey weird thing happened today, I drew Sir Doe (my oc) on the school art club whiteboard, then someone asked if I had any lewd thirst trap art of him and then promptly drew themselves kissing him??? win ig??? I got to yap about bro for a bit at least so uh yep

I should document more stuff from my art club, weird shit happens there often

[toytulini]

i want to put the dungeon meshi squad into the leviathan series and see what happens

[everything-is-spaghetti]

Hhnnggggggg-

My partner splashed me with cold water during sex and we pretended it was holy water and he got off to me writhing and hissing as he purified me and oh my god oh my GOD OH MY GOD-

[bumblingbabooshka]

Everyone needs to start getting way weirder (read: hornier) about this moment so I don't feel so alone.

Also - Tuvok....this is WILDLY funny. Tuvok is SO cringe I love him, he's the worst guy ever. Absolutely 0 hesitation to, IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, straight up go "Hey, first officer? Sorry for cutting you off in the middle of this life-or-death situation but I just couldn't help but notice that I, Tuvok, made a suggestion and you didn't follow it? That's literally never happened before. Did you not hear me or..?" There's literally not even a good reason for him to object it's straight up ONLY because it wasn't his idea.

[ocdhuacheng]

wtf @ the new csm chapter

[pronouncingitwang]

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[eldrichthingy]

not to be an ass but I do wonder now after developers stances on controversial endings how does majority of astarion's fandom feel knowing that they were wrong the whole time with their "holier than thou" attitude lmao

[shivunin]

Ooook, for the 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐆𝐎 👀: Scar, for Arianwen and Zevran? :3

This was challenging (in a good way!) because of my pairings I think these two are the most confident about their bodies. Thank you so much for the prompt c:

[SCAR]: noticing a scar on the receiver’s skin, the sender tentatively stops them from covering it up, and rests a gentle, soft kiss over it. (From this list)

Zevran was covered in scars. 

It made sense, given his profession, and Wen had made her appreciation of them very clear to him. They added a texture to his skin that she enjoyed, and in the moments before or after lying together she often found herself tracing the bumps and grooves of them. If she asked, she had no doubt that he would tell her exactly where they’d come from. For the moment, at least, she preferred to wonder.

Some—like the branching arcs over his ribs—were clearly from fights with mages. Others, like the grooved hole in the back of one shoulder, were plainly from an arrow or bolt. For his part, Zev didn’t seem to mind her curious fingers, tracing over this spot or that, and if he ever grew impatient with the touch he usually just flipped her onto her back again. 

Except for one scar. 

There was one that he hid from her. 

It was half-hidden by a tattoo already, the skin bumpy and pebbled. It was not a straight scar; instead, it seemed almost to drip from his ribs in uneven lines. It was as if something very hot and liquid had been applied to the skin, burning as it dripped. She brushed it with her fingertip one evening and Zevran’s hand slid over it at once, dislodging her hand from his ribs. 

“I was wondering,” he said as he did this, “How much longer do you think it will be before we reach Orzammar? It seems to be taking a good deal of time.”

Arianwen propped herself up on her elbow, frowning at him for a moment. 

“Is it tender or are you embarrassed?” she asked bluntly, resting her other hand over his wrist without pulling or pushing. Zevran swallowed, and his eyes flicked to the tent flap. 

“You don’t have to tell me anything,” she said, adding only the faintest pressure to his hand, “I won’t touch you there if it hurts, or if you don’t want me to. But you don’t have to hide it from me.”

Another moment’s hesitation, and then he allowed her to move his hand aside. 

“It does not hurt,” he said, his voice unusually stilted. 

Wen kept her eyes on his and rose to her knees, the end of her braid trailing over his bare chest. Zevran did not stop her when she bent over his midsection, but she felt the faint intake of breath when she slowly, gently pressed her lips to rough skin. One breath, and then another; she did not press harder, and she didn’t pull away. At last, he raised his hand again and passed it along her hair. 

“Thank you,” he said quietly, and she drew away again, trailing kisses over other scars as she went. 

When at last she reached his mouth, she held herself an inch away and peered down at him. 

“You are lovely,” she told him, “All of you.”

Zevran raised his eyebrows at her. 

“Do you think I do not know that, even after all this time?” 

Arianwen shrugged and pressed a kiss to his pretty, soft mouth. 

“You tell me,” she said, and rolled away to dress. 

And that, at least for the evening, was that.

[rragnaroks]

goin through getty images for reference photos for Taika and constantly going "oh fuck me"