#no those dont have a ball before the spike

[bulundu]

The struggle of trying to find spike drop earrings that vaguely make me feel like I'm cosplaying Marik Ishtar while still being stylish. 😮‍💨

[sheyfu]

yappologist degree holder ༊*·˚

𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗜𝗥 𝗩𝗢𝗜𝗖𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗦 about you.

feat. dan heng, aventurine, luocha, jing yuan, gepard, jiaoqiu, argenti and moze (gn!reader)

cw. ooc (very); jiaoqiu talks a lot; [slight] sexual innuendos

note. TRYING SOMETHING NEW GRAHHHHHH i dont think i captured their personalities correctly but 🙏🙏 WE BALL LAMSDOASDI i hope you guys enjoy it >:DD reader is identified as [name] and uses they/them prns (GANG I TRIED MY BEST LAMSDOAMSD) if you see me use fem prns in this piece please tell me <3 lmk if you'd like a pt. 2 w other chars (WOMEN ASHDUASHDUH)

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ DAN HENG

about [name] [name]? what about them?

chat: significant other  [name] is my significant other. aside from the express, they’re one of the only ones keeping me grounded whenever i become… “emo”. their words, not mine.

chat: sleep sleep is something i found hard to come by; everytime i closed my eyes, visions of my past appeared. but now that [name] is by my side, it has become easier to fall to a peaceful rest.

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ AVENTURINE

about [name] through a game of life or death is how [name] and i met. hm? unconventional you say? well, it’s one of the reasons why i fell for them.

chat: bet betting has become an integral part of [name] and i’s life. while it’s not a common way of expressing your love for someone, it’s how we do things. whether those bets entail having to have the other run errands or even give your own life up, it sends spikes of adrenaline up our bones resulting in a very fun game of cat and mouse.

chat: loss there are seldom games i lose — and most of the time, i still somehow come out as, partially, a winner. but for some reason, whenever i offer a game of chance against [name], i seem to lose every game we have. i can’t lie, i get somewhat annoyed at how i can’t seem to win a game against them. but then again, life would be dull if it were just an unending series of wins.

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ LUOCHA

about [name] [name] is a travelling merchant i’ve come to know over the past years of my journeys as one myself. if i didn't have anyone to rely on before, i've got my dearest to thank now. 

chat: bargain as a merchant, it is important for me to know how to bargain, especially when deals presented to me are severely unfair for me. i must admit, i wasn’t very good at striking fair deals when i was starting off my path as a travelling merchant. but over the years, [name] has taught me a lot about this art. by observing their ways of negotiating, i am now able to attain very fair and valuable trades. 

chat: aromatherapy with [name]’s upbringing as an herb specialist, i get to experience their family’s aromatherapy service. with every scent i am presented with, i am able to clear my mind and slip in the embrace of solitude and calm. 

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ JING YUAN

about [name] [name] is someone who can ease my troubled mind with an embrace; the calm in my storm, the light of my life, and the heart of my soul.

chat: birds when little birds flock to my head, my spouse wonders if im this character called… snow white… *sigh* i am not sure as to who that is due to my upbringing as a military leader — i had no time for these trivial tales. but whenever they tell tales about this... gizney? no.. bizney? not quite right either.. ah yes, disney princess, the intent of me being dressed with robes of royalty are reflected in their eyes.

chat: mimi what was once a kitten, has now grown into a ferocious little lion. i remember when i first got her, [name] was all over the poor thing — smothering it with their love and words of praise — mimi didn’t complain though, she let herself get spoiled. and even up until now, she’s still that same, little spoiled lion she is. 

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ GEPARD

about [name] [name] is my significant other – how i was able to catch their eye? i don’t know. sometimes, i doubt my ability to love, especially with my role as the captain of the silvermane guards. but whenever those thoughts appear in my mind, [name] is there to quell my uneasy mind.

chat: family the way [name] treats lynx makes me feel… funny. i can’t really describe it but my heart beats whenever they entertain my little sister. oh, and don’t even get me started with how serval treats them. *sigh* what should i do to ease this beating heart of mine?

chat: de-stress ways on how to de-stress? well, after a long day i am usually greeted with the embrace of my beloved once i step into our abode… then after that i’m littered with- o-oh.. apologies. i was supposed to give advice. let’s start over again, shall we?

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ JIAOQIU

about [name] [name]? you want to now about them? well you see, as general feixiao’s doctor, it is important for me to have assistants whenever patients visit the clinic in a time when i am tending to duties involving her – this is where my dear [name] comes in. they’ve been with me from the start; us being classmates in the medicinal school we attended and all that. they’re easily one of the very dearest people in my life. most people only know them as my assistant due to their preference of upholding a “low-profile”; of course, i am very much alright with it. but when time comes and they’re ready to reveal our bond to the world, i’ll be the happiest man in the whole entire cosmos.

chat: sweets  oh? you liked the sweets i gave you? well, you have my dear [name] to thank. they’re quite the connoisseur when it comes to making them. speaking of sweets, i forgot to mention we have a pastry shop in aurum alley. if you’re able to drop by, i’ll consider giving you a bundle of sweets, and probably other pastries, free of charge.

chat: coriander whatever you do, please do not hand me a bunch of coriander. i will absolutely lose my mind having to deal with a coriander-obsessed lover. 

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ARGENTI

about [name] my love for [name] transcends even the distant stars of the cosmos. my heart, my soul, and my own being belong to them. 

chat: roses roses are my beloved’s favourite flowers, as they are mine. every morning, i wake from my peaceful slumber to see my dear tending to the beds of flowers with a gentle smile on their face that makes me fall in love all over again. *sigh* i miss them so much, trailblazer.. please bring me back to my ship. i would like to sink into my lover’s embrace at this moment. 

chat: baking my beloved takes time to make my preference for thick baguettes each and every morning. while it warms me to receive such a valuable gift, i am not sure if i am deserving of their unconditional love for i am just a mere knight of beauty, idiotically searching for the goddess i’ve devoted myself to.

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ MOZE

about [name] i am [name]’s lover. i am bound to them by fate and affection which is why you shouldn’t come close to them — unless you’d like to request an audience with the weapon in my hand.

chat: shadow [name] gets frightened whenever i appear randomly — jiaoqiu tells me it’s a normal reaction as he too, gets startled whenever i show my face to him. although.. im not quite sure how my sudden appearance has them stunned...

chat: cleaning [name] and i share the same hobby of cleaning. whenever i am relieved of my duties assigned by the general, i watch them- no. they tell me of the rather… unconventional ways of cleaning our abode.

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[motthe]

HII!! arcane s2 is WILD huh. i rmmbr the lumen au from like 2021 ah simpler times... i dont know if uve written anything w sevika yet 👀 shes my beautiful princess fr (<- said about a woman who could probably crush me like a soda can) i think u mentioned lumens can have texture a while back so what if the lumen representing her soulmate was like a lil sea urchin? small, spiky, not very bright. basically worthless on the black market so at least sevika doesn't have to worry abt that lol. also ofc i have to ask what the lumen representing sevika herself is like!! i imagine itd be really protective of her soulmate <3

awww little sea urchin lumen how cute—i love it!! i imagine her lumen to be green like her eyes, maybe a bit on the bigger side for lumens (fully tennis ball sized unlike some that are more ping-long ball size maybe?). I’m not sure what texture she’d have, but something sturdy and strong for sure!

let’s do some headcannons!!!

first off, this woman learns to always clock you before she sits down anywhere because in all the years she’s had you by her side she can’t count how many times she’s felt you prod at her back or ass

your spikes aren’t even that sharp, but enough pressure and they hurt like hell

your lack of light used to worry her until she learned about luminance being a sign of how far one’s soulmate is from the other

some part of her is happy your far away from the shittier parts of Zaun, the other part wonders if she’ll ever get out to actually find you

sometime after joining Silco, she hears word of a small group of prisoners escaping a ship from topside, supposedly being transported from another continent

now that they’re sneaking around somewhere in Zaun, it could pose a problem

as always, Silco sends Sevika to do the dirty work

but as she goes searching your little sea urchin self has gone from dark to a glowing lavender—the color is surprising after so many years of a muddy ink tone

coming upon those who live on the outskirts and got a little too much of shimmer, she finds them fighting against a handful of greasy rags for humans

it’s a messy fight, but at the center of it all she clocks a damn good right hook that send someone flying into another as a lumen flees up into the air

“touch my lumen again and you’re fuckin’ dead!”

Sevika notices your lumen skipping up over her head and making its way to the green lumen and it clicks from there as she watches you fight not even bothering to glance up as that telltale flash goes off

she catches your fist in her bionic hands, smirking you flare up at her looking every bit animalistic but under the grime, you’re not half bad

“nice moves,” she greets

“nice arm,” you scoff, finally taking notice of the lumens but it doesn’t gain her any points, “it got a warranty?”

great. she fucking loves you already

[grapesrsogood]

Lonely

Asirel x Pet || Angst/comfort

3rd person and she/her pronouns

Masterlist here

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The room was cold as Pet sat on the sofa, awaiting the return of Asirel. He had been especially busy lately and only come to see her three times in the past week.

Pets ears prick and she turns her head as the door creaks open, she had heard his footsteps coming down the hall but time and time again he had just walked past, ignoring the festering annoyance and anger in her demeanour.

Asirel set down some files onto his desk and shuffles them into separate piles, being as picky with his ordering as usual, and moves to stand next to Pet, watching her closely as she turns her head away from him sharply.

“Whats wrong, Pet?” Asirel finally asks and Pet huffs, standing and moving over to the fireplace, placing kindling down and lighting the fire-lighter beneath them, attempting to warm the room up. It would be uncomfortable to try and sleep in a room as cold as this, of course a vampire would have no issue but…

“Talk to me, whats on your mind?” Asirels smooth tone makes Pet pause, taking a deep breath and watching the gentle flames wrap around the wood.

“You’ve been out a lot lately, and im hungry,” Pet finally mumbles, just loud enough for Asirel to hear and she continues to slowly stoke the fire.

“You know that work has been stressful lately,” Asirel perches himself on the armchair a few feet behind Pet, “especially with the recent death, his funeral was two days ago so im still going through paperwork for his coworkers to have.”

Pet stays silent for a moment, her frown deepening as she places a small log onto the fire, the dry wood catching quickly and the heat steadily rising, “you said id get attention and feeding, in return id protect you. I have not been needed, nor have i been fed. Im a wrestles person you know, Asriel,” Pet says lowly, her anger spiking, matching the flickering flames before her.

Asirel sighs as he stands again, sauntering over to stand behind Pet, “there are plenty of people here you can feed from, i told you that we have people being held especially for you, you just have to ask.” He crouches down and pulls back Pets hair, brushing through it gently with his fingers.

“I dont want to feed from them, i want you!” Pets voice rises as she shakes her head and turns to face him.

“Pet, im busy but i can give you attention now, i have a meeting early tomorrow though so i wont be i for most of the day,” he attempts to compromise but Pets hostility seems to grow even more.

“Exactly! You say you want me to intimidate people or whatever but you never take me anywhere! You keep me in this room, alone and hungry, but that’s not fair!” Pets anger mirrors the angry flames behind her, she balls her hands into fists and leans forward towards Asirel.

“I should just do what i did before! I should take what i want and drain you because you dont care! You never did!” Pet lunges at Asirel and his eyes widen, attempting to pull away and stand up but Pet was too quick, “i hate you! I hate all of you! You’re a liar!”

Pet keeps Asirel beneath her as she screams, her eyes welling with tears as she stares down at Asirel, his fear slowly starts to shift into understanding and maybe even sympathy as he stares up at Pet.

“I cant believe i thought you’d be any different! I should kill you! It’s what i want! It’s what I’ve wanted since the moment i was out of those fucking chains!”

Asirel brings an hand up to Pets face, his gaze meeting hers, “i can tell you’re not an angry person, i can see the sadness in your eyes.”

His words were soft and Pets breath catches, they hold eye contact before Pets face starts to crumple, finally letting their body go limp as Asirel sits up, pulling her body into his. She sobs into his chest as he rocks her gently and goes back to toying with her hair.

“Its alright, you’ll be okay. I know i haven’t been around much, youre right, you should be able to come with me to work meetings. Its why i originally wanted you, but i was worried that you would find it overwhelming, i thought you preferred to stay here where its quiet and peaceful. I was wrong, and im so sorry.”

Pet looks up, meeting his gaze as he wipes away a tear from her cheek, “i hate being alone.”

Asirel cups her cheek in his palm, keeping her grounded and focused on him, “then i’ll never leave you again.”

A sheep in wolfs clothing.

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Do i end it there? Kinda feels rushed…

IDK

I know i said i didnt have time but im starved of writing (T___T)

Two posts before Christmas, im spoiling yall

(ˇ^ˇ)

I hope this was good, BAIIIIII

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[highqew]

suga is so real for saying, "hey you even intimidated me when i watched you play during your middle school tournament"

like?????

im sorry but to so openly admit your own fears and weaknesses is insane

especially when we realize suga has always been on board for nationals

and i want to talk about how daichi's dream is so so simillar to hinatas and how they both saw the same game being played publicly and had this life altering moment. for hinata he saw someone who was considerably smaller than those around him and yet this, "number ten; the little giant " , was playing a game where height was important and was defying the odds being the ace of a team. and it was a team a town over. so obviously we know from this that in the town over there is a school where someone like this plays and is supported. for daichi he saw older boys walking around from that very same school as they walked around in public, and how cool he thought that was and how he wanted to be like that team on the screen, and its a school right here in town!!!! for both of them the timing of not only seeing the same game play on tv but then also going to the same school and saying i want to go to nationals is incredible. daichi never said he wanted to go to nationals or he was aiming for it before. he always fell in with the team and always gave it his consistent effort to make it happen. and he loved doing so. but by his last year as he was captain, he saw these two idiots fighting on the first day and said maybe. and then during the 3v3???? insane

anyways

suga and daichi really are pillars for this team, and are great at their individual roles leading the team as well.

love that suga really looked at kags and said you cant have me believe you are the control tower and you dont know where youre spiker is

especially the one spiker who has the speed you wanted to see

when the ball is served and kags is telling him self to "watch" the word being used in the original Japanese version sounds incredibly simillar to look/watch in Spanish when used as a command

the tism go brrrr for kags when volley

daichi seeing hinas eyes closed is insane

pinpoint toss!!!

mr justin club tsukki looking absolutely dumfounded by this is such a tell for our boy that he does truly love this game and that its important to him. otherwise why give it more reaction than a damn thats cool.

hind just happy to be here

tanakas reaction to the spike was like oh hey cool man and head pat in comparison btw to tsukki

kags realizing he's having fun while playing in the 3v3 because its challenging him

hinata really said ive already had no one to trust so why would i not trust you now that we are on the same team and that ypu have recognized i am essential to winning? go off.

tell me, why does it annoy you that they just keep trying and not give in when they fail tsukki?

the view from the summit is not something we can see alone

[pesterloglog]

Jade Harley, Roxy Lalonde

Act 6, page 6291-6297

JADE: excuse me but did you just "laugh your ass off" at me under your breath

ROXY: ummm

ROXY: yea

ROXY: maybe

JADE: :|

JADE: i fail to see what is so amusing

ROXY: u do

ROXY: seriously?

JADE: .....

JADE: ok i guess the situation is a little funny because of this absurd folder

JADE: and the fact that i woofed at you probably didnt help either

JADE: but im not here to share a good laugh over the old ladys sense of design or her penchant for scrapbooking!

JADE: i am here to make sure that you do as youre told

ROXY: ugh

JADE: now take the file and review your assignment

ROXY: i already looked at it

ROXY: its dumb and impossible and i aint cooperating w her regardless!

JADE: yes you will

ROXY: can we change the subject

JADE: no

ROXY: arent you jakes grandma

JADE: thats what he told me when we were pen pals

JADE: but i think its more accurate to say im his alternate universe biological daughter

ROXY: oh

ROXY: that clears that up then

JADE: yes, it does :p

JADE: now take the damn folder

ROXY: so alt grannydaughter english

ROXY: whyre u part dog + evil lookin

JADE: DO NOT CALL ME THAT!!!

ROXY: what

JADE: my surname is harley not english

JADE: but you may refer to me as jade, or ma'am if you are feeling especially nervous and deferential

JADE: which as it turns out is the way you should be feeling about me, ALWAYS >:B

ROXY: LOL!!!

JADE: lol WHAT

ROXY: jade i am in no way buying that ur normally this pompous and tyrannical

ROXY: the shtick rly doesnt suit you its so obvious

ROXY: why you doin the batterhags tacky bidding anyway

ROXY: she got you under an xtra terrestrial fish spell or

JADE: SILENCE!!!!!!

ROXY: OOF!

JADE: open the file

ROXY: mrphmmphumph

JADE: OPEN IT!

ROXY: fine :(

ROXY: ok i opened it

ROXY: hey look its the same shit as before

ROXY: im supposed to make this weird knobbly spike ball appear out of nothin

JADE: yes

ROXY: ok got it

ROXY: let me give it a shot then

ROXY: ...

ROXY: welp still impossible

ROXY: what now maam??

JADE: it is not impossible

ROXY: is 2

JADE: you are the rogue of void

JADE: dont you know what that means?

ROXY: i dunno

ROXY: means i can turn invisible and stuff?

ROXY: like the blonde in that crappy superhero quartet

JADE: it means a lot more than that

JADE: your true powers are more impressive than those of anyone else in your crappy quartet

JADE: in fact i would say they are almost as cool as mine >:)

ROXY: not sure the ability to make weird spikeballs outta nothin is all that cool tbh

JADE: not just spikeballs!

JADE: imagine that your title is roughly synonymous with "one who steals nothing"

JADE: what do you think it means to be able to steal nothing?

ROXY: it means

ROXY: im like a shitty cat burglar who sucks at her job?

JADE: WRONG

JADE: it means just the opposite

JADE: it means you can steal the essence of nothingness from something

JADE: you can rob nothingness from an idea if you put your mind to it

JADE: effectively allowing you to conjure virtually anything out of thin air

ROXY: omg

ROXY: u cant be serious

ROXY: that is way too much superpower 4 a dork like me 2 have

JADE: grrrrr...

ROXY: oh no

ROXY: pls dont growl @ me dogjade

ROXY: is legit frightening :(

JADE: im sorry, but your remarks of self deprecation made me very angry

JADE: once i was even more of a dork than you

JADE: but now i am one of the most powerful beings who has ever existed

JADE: i dont want to hear any whining about what you think you cant do

JADE: you are hereby under strict orders from myself and her condescension to "clam up" and conjure that orb, do you understand?

ROXY: so im just supposed to

ROXY: sit here and think about this ugly ball

ROXY: and twiddle my fingers or somethin

ROXY: ?

JADE: you tell me

JADE: space is my racket, not void

ROXY: maybe it would help if i knew what the dang thing WAS

ROXY: how am i supposed to steal the nonexistence from a concept when the concept only exists in my mind as "ugly ball"

JADE: its called the matriorb

JADE: it is the key to resurrecting the troll race

JADE: once you create it the empress will hatch it on an uninhabited planet located beyond the reach of her cruel employer

JADE: there her people will have another chance to thrive without the ever looming threat of extinction that comes with his influence

JADE: so you see roxy, there is nothing noble about refusing to help

JADE: once an entire alien race went extinct because of a terrible monster, and you can help give them a second chance

JADE: dont you want that?

ROXY: um

ROXY: in theory sure i guess

ROXY: but ur basically asking me to bring a lot of people back to life so they can be slaves to that witch

ROXY: u want me to help make all these fresh new trolls but then just turn em over to her? like here you go have fun SNORKELBITCH MEGAHITLER

ROXY: i do not actually think i wanna do that??

JADE: yes fair enough, but heres the other thing...

JADE: if you dont i am going to kill you

ROXY: oh noes

JADE: oh yesses!

JADE: a literal plurality of yesses

JADE: seeing as you are a god tier it is very likely you will come back to life

JADE: so i can just keep killing you over and over a different way each time

JADE: maybe i will disembowel you a few times

JADE: i will not even need to use my sharp doggy teeth!

JADE: i will just snap my fingers and your delicious guts will teleport outside your body

ROXY: ew!

JADE: no way more like yum

JADE: i will just keep on killing you again and again

JADE: until you finally get tired of dying and follow your orders

ROXY: maaan

ROXY: evil jade is sucky jade

JADE: i believe you will find i am the suckiest jade there is

JADE: now we are going to be here in this cell for as long as it takes

JADE: i am not going anywhere until you try doing your voidey thing and make something appear

JADE: is that understood?

ROXY: blehhhh

ROXY: fine

ROXY: why u gotta be so awful jade

ROXY: really putting a cramp on us makin choice new friends w each other

ROXY: oh well here goes

ROXY: all twiddlin my fingers and such

ROXY: busting out tha MAJYYXXX! prayin up a storm to the holy wizardchrist they aint fake...

ROXY: alright check it

ROXY: one jank ass space egg coming up

ROXY: ABRACA HAPPEN!

ROXY: this is not a space egg

JADE: no, its not

ROXY: balls

ROXY: guess i effed up my void spell

ROXY: what is this thing

JADE: thats a perfectly generic object

ROXY: its perfectly generic?

JADE: yes

ROXY: dunno about that

ROXY: looks like a green cube to me

ROXY: with like

ROXY: slightly beveled corners

JADE: thats what a perfectly generic object is

ROXY: couldnt something theoretically be more generic than this

JADE: how

ROXY: um

ROXY: i dunno

JADE: exactly

ROXY: :\

JADE: if you want your powers to reach their full potential youre going to need to become more familiar with the fundamental building blocks of ideas and how they translate into more complicated thoughts and forms

JADE: then it becomes a simple matter of using your abilities to snatch those concepts from unreality

ROXY: sounds too hard

ROXY: better start killing me repeatedly and get it over with

JADE: we both know you dont think its too hard, you think it sounds like an interesting challenge

ROXY: dammit!

ROXY: (fucken jakes wily bitch ass grandma)

JADE: this is a very good start though

JADE: with a little practice im sure our empress will have her orb in no time

ROXY: well at least i know i can make a whole lot of these boring cubes if all else fails

ROXY: hey maybe ill build a sick fort outta them

ROXY: hehehe jade tell me that wouldnt be so baller

JADE: it would be fairly baller

ROXY: fyeah

JADE: keep trying for that orb though

JADE: i will return in a while to review your progress

JADE: and remember, dont get any funny ideas

ROXY: but p much all my ideas are funny

JADE: i mean dont try to escape!

JADE: even if you are invisible i will be able to track you down instantly

JADE: my sense of smell is very good

JADE: now if youll excuse me i have some business to attend to

ROXY: what business

JADE: i am still trying to locate my brother

JADE: but im having trouble picking up his scent

JADE: hes using his windy powers to obscure the trail and its giving me fits

ROXY: windy powers eh

ROXY: who is your bro?

JADE: woof!!!

JADE: i mean shoosh :x

JADE: that is enough questions from you

JADE: now i believe you have a space egg to conjure

ROXY: (mumble mumble egg mumble shove it grumble)

JADE: what?

ROXY: (mumble mutter my fat ass)

JADE: farewell roxy

[blookmallow]

y’all i am so sorry i failed you

i just found this buried a year into my drafts and realized. i never posted my animatronics ratings for last year’s spirit halloween releases. i started it and i never finished it. it’s now closing in on halloween season again and i still haven’t done it. im ashamed. i am so sorry  

ANYWAY, here’s, uh, my. 9 month late 2022 spirit halloween opinions, happy summerween i guess 

Mr. Punchy 

NEW CLOWN NEW CLOWN fuck yes i love a new clown

also for some reason the first sentence of his description made me lose it 

BIG fan of this just from a visual standpoint, i love the colors, love the hair. i like the light-up face on this one a lot, most spirit clowns ive seen fall into either “Clown Who Is A Monster/Creature” (crouchy, hugz) or “Clown Who Is A Scary Guy” (wally, henry hussle) but this one feels very “evil fun house prop” which i really think works for it. im assuming he’s based on punching-bag clowns, which i haven’t seen them do before, but the fact that his body is a Ball also gives me the mental image of him violently bouncing toward you which is good as well. theres a certain manic energy about this guy that im really fond of. i like him i would like to see him 7/10 

Spike

standard zombie torso figure, though it does have some interesting implications given that Stab The Brain is the generally agreed upon best way to deal with zombies, but this guy seems to be doing just fine despite the giant stake in his head. the website description says he got it from his wife attempting to mercy kill him once he turned zombie but she failed so he’s just stuck like this now. it does not explain why stake to the brain didn’t work, though (the implication is that she missed or something but clearly she didn’t. ive never heard of zombie brains having a very specific precise spot you have to hit to kill them, this looks like it should’ve worked to me) 

something about the bLurghHGhRUrrh noises he makes and the little nicely buttoned flannel shirt with jagged obviously-cut-out-intentionally tears at the bottom is very funny to me. i like to think his wife has accepted the situation and he just lives on the porch scaring away birds and stuff now. 5 /10 hes not really anything special but he brings me joy 

Rat Girl

it’s... fine. she’s a Creepy Little Girl. she’s got a rat. it’s not particularly inspired but I don’t dislike it. she doesn’t really do anything but i like the eye movement. 5/10 

Lil Skelly Bones

this is a variation of another animatronic they had previously, same lil guy but now he’s a jumpscare figure instead of a swinging one. not really a fan of stuff that’s Just “jumps out at you” and thats all but he’s pretty cute. love how Small he is. whats even going on here, is he a skeleton dressed as a skeleton?? i don’t know. it’s very cute. 5/10 

Tombstone Terror

on a surface level this is just a tombstone with a skull that pops out and yells at you. it looks nice, it’s designed well, but it’s about as basic as it gets as far as the concept goes. the description for this one really makes it though, because evidently this skeleton’s name is Steve and he used to be the graveyard caretaker who loved his job so much he stuck around after death to continue protecting the graveyard

his name is steve and he loves this graveyard so much. 6/10 its very uncreative as a prop but it gets a bonus point for steve 

The Widow 

this one looks really familiar i feel like they had a very similar one previously? i dont know. anyway she’s very scary looking and the Neck Snap motion is really unsettling to see. one of those rare animatronics that i actually do feel a lil creeped out by and wouldn’t be eager to approach. her description says her husband cheated on her so she murdered him (and her sister, who he was cheating with) but then broke her neck in the process of trying to dump the bodies in a lake, so here we are. 7/10 i dont love it but i feel like it’s pretty effective and my first reaction to watching the video of it was “eugh. i dont want to see THAT again” so props for that 

Betty Sharpe 

lots of blood on this one, very nice, 

apparently she’s some kind of child beauty pageant contestant who murdered all the other girls

i really like the movement in the bag, something about the relatively slow motion and the size of the bag gives it a sense of “what the fuck does she have in there” since it doesn’t seem fast enough or big enough to be a person. gives the impression of a mutilated but somehow still barely alive person shoved in there, which is excellent. her design doesn’t read very clearly though, it looks like she’s wearing some kind of nightgown. i feel like they could’ve done more to make her look like a deranged diva, give her a tiara or something. the face looks really plasticky also. overall i think its a decent concept that could’ve been executed better. 6/10

Young Crouchy

H U H???!?????

this... sure is a choice. i do not understand the decision-making here at all. i like crouchy well enough but did ANYONE want this. it doesn’t even read as “young crouchy” at all, he doesn’t look Younger in any sense and it sounds like the same recording so his voice isn’t different either. it just looks like Slightly Shrunk crouchy. the fact that the original crouchy is so tall and imposing is really what makes him so effective, so this one just looks comical 

the description goes into his tragic childhood where i guess he’s... disabled? which is why he stands like that? 

The pain of growing up orphaned in the streets can only be masked by laughter, at least according to this broken child. With no friends, no family, and nowhere to turn, he had a stroke of luck when the circus came to town. He never intended to scare anyone, but with his broken posture and twisted frame, he was quickly adopted into the traveling circus and immediately found his calling. No amount of makeup could ever hide his sinister grin and sharp, dagger-like teeth, so he finally embraced his true identity as Crouchy and worked to become the show’s most terrifying act!

for one thing that doesn’t come across as a child even remotely at all, and while crouchy always had the “he just wanted to be a regular clown but he was too scary and everyone was afraid of him so he just decided to embrace it” backstory, i feel like this just makes it come across super ableist. “clown who is just really terrifying no matter how he tries” is kind of a funny concept but now they’re saying “his posture and body structure are Weird and Scary so no one liked him and all he’s good for is being Scary” just. feels real bad. and “he’s called crouchy because he has a physical disability that affects his posture” comes across way worse than “he’s called crouchy because we’re not creative and this is the pose he’s in. i mean because its a personal quirk of his” 

then they also follow up this description with “Every good evil villain has to have a tragic origin story!” which just feels SO forced, it makes me feel gross, this whole thing is stupid, i dont like any of it,

i feel like if they had leaned into “this is very silly” more and made this guy be like, Crouchy Jr, His Son, or his mini clone or something and made his voice higher it might’ve worked. a few people in the youtube comments pointed out that this prop could be beneficial as like, a Smaller/More Affordable crouchy if you don’t have the money or the space for the full size one, which is fair, but i don’t know. i just dont like this whole situation i really don’t 

3/10 try harder next time, spirit 

Strawman

spooky scarecrow man!!! i really hope I get a chance to see him in-store sometime hes lovely. love a creepy scarecrow

the design is good, his face design is pretty cool, it looks better in motion his mouth movements are pretty solid

he has a good range of motion in his head and the jerky/stiff movement in his arms works for the character really well whether it was intentional or not. hes interesting to watch. i like him. i think he’d be a great host/introductory figure at the beginning of a haunt or front of your yard or something to greet guests coming in. hes good i like him 7/10

theres also a new Reagan from the exorcist, but i havent. actually seen that movie yet sdfsdf so i dont really have anything to say about the animatronic other than “it looks fine to me” 

Possessed Pumpkin 

i feel like pumpkin man and creepy scarecrow are friends. they go well together. cursed pumpkin patch is a good concept i like it 

anyway we have this guy at my local store right now, he’s pretty Big and solid looking, its a pretty decent design, i like his big claw hands

his backstory kind of clashes with the design concept though, apparently he was... a kid in a homemade halloween costume who got bullied for his costume and then the other kids locked him in a barn at a haunted pumpkin patch so his body got taken over by evil spirits. which is a hell of a story that then makes No sense with the visual, because that is Not a child. nothing about this even remotely reads as “possessed child” at all. so then it comes across as “he grew up into an adult man in this pumpkin patch and just never fucking moved on from that one time he got bullied on halloween as a child” which just makes him kind of sad. pretty good design, poor backstory, 7/10 

anyway sorry if i missed anybody it took me so long to remember this was in here the new arrivals page on spirit’s site is now for this year so i cant tell which ones were new last year anymore :’    ) fjsdg

[messycunt]

Twst dick hcs

This was made over the course of a 2 hr gc call with the girls 

Dont ask. 

This is only half serious 

cw: discussion of nonhuman anatomy, dick piercings, talk of cum n balls and stuff idk what to say 

Riddle: 

Circumcised

Its cute and pink

The tip gets red when he's worked up

Hes kinda tiny but its cute ig 

Doesn't shave uses safety scissors to trim 

V sensitive 

His cum is kinda watery 

Shoots far but doesn't shoot much 

Trey: 

not circumcised

thick

Not super hairy not smooth either 

Dark and heavy 

cums alot 

His balls are heavy too kinda firm 

Likes having his balls fondled not squeezed 

Probably has 1 or 2 piercings 

Cater: 

Circumcised

Pretty slender w average thickness 

Its kinda blushy idk how to describe it 

Curves to the right

Has a mole on the left side of the base

His balls r nothing to write home about 

Smooth as hell 

Ace: 

Circumcised, did it himself probably idfk 

Not much to say about him

Average overall 

Deuce: 

Not circumcised

Has a prince albert or some shit deff not done professionally

Hes a lil veiny  

Leona:

Not circumcised

A bit bigger than average

He probably has a spikey cat dick but yall aint ready for that convo

Its pink 

Cums lots and lots 

Doesn't shave but keeps it trimmed down there 

Ruggie:

Not circumcised 

Cums a little less than average but can go 2-3 rounds w no breaks in between to make up for it 

Does NOT have a knot, 

Surprisingly hairy but he knows how to keep himself clean 

Jack:

Not circumcised 

THIS boy has a knot a big juicy red one at that

He's super hairy too has a happy trail and everything

Super heavy balls

veiny

Runny cum 

There's sosososo much of it and it flows down like a waterfall 

Azul:

Not circumcised

Surprisingly big 

There's a beauty mark on that thang somewhere 

His cum is p viscous and pearly 

Purple tip

Curves up 

Floyd:

Not circumcised

Thicker than Jade but shorter

It's like a forest down there shaving makes him itchy BUT HE IS CLEAN its course too 

Runs like a faucet even before he cums

Dark pink tip its heavy too 

Curves left 

Heavy balls those thangs be swangin  

Jade:

Not circumcised

Longer than Floyd but thinner 

Pink tip 

Smooth

Cums in looong thin ropes  

Curves right 

Tight balls kinda cute even dare i say maybe even kissable 

Kalim:

Not circumcised

Average length but a lil bit thicker 

Curves up and to the left a lil

2 or 3 piercing 

Cums a normal amount 

Jamil:

Not circumcised

Lengthy  

It's a little darker than the rest of him

Another dribbler 

Doesn't shave

Curves up and to the right 

V sensitive head 

Has like plump balls, not too big, not too small not too much skin

Probably has a snake eyes piercings or something idk

Vil: 

Circumcised 

Pretty barbie dick idk what else to say 

Cute pink tip 

Perfect size

Curves up a lil

Meticulously trimmed, im talking taint balls and all

Bleached his asshole unrelated but he did  

He should do porn or something 

Rook: 

Circumcised 

Vil circumcised him himself or something idfk 

Has multiple or no piercings at all 

Somewhat trimmed 

Deep red tip

Somewhat veiny 

His cum is on the thicker side 

Epel:

Circumcised 

Bigger than you'd think but not too big

He's a growing boy ok 

Doesn't have much of a curve 

Vil makes him shave but there's not that much hair to begin w…

Pinkish red tip

V smooth shaft 

Can't get any piercings cus of Vil 

Runny cum but theres alot of it 

Idia: 

Circumcised

“He might not look like he gets bitched but honey that dick is 11 inches”

The tip is blue. That's it.

Curves up 

Real shiny lookin and veiny

Firm balls 

Wants piercings but he's so so shy 

Ortho:

uhm.

Malleus:

Not circumcised 

No hair

2 monstrously large dicks

Bottom one is longer than the top 

The top one has ridges at the top and the bottom of it has barbed spikes 

They can move btw 

Dark purple and tapered at the tip 

There's a slit where the eggs come out they're like tiny and squishy

The liquid that comes out with the eggs is slippery and a purple- green multichrome

Lilia:

Circumcised but he can grow it back if he wants to don't think about it too long

Grower not a shower 

Its so fucking heavy it hangs down 

Yes he dyed his pubes too

Its purple or red idk

A bit veiny but on the right side more than the left 

Cums an insane amount and cums far

short refractory period 

Sebek: 

Circumcised

On the slightly thicker side but he's still growing so those fae genes will kick in soon shhhhh

He doest shave but he does trim a lil

Thick cum 

pink tip curves up and left

SIlver: 

Circumcised 

Another one where i have nothing to say

[juyeoniemyhoney]

make you feel my love

Losing means nothing to Ishikawa when he has you.

pairing: ishikawa yuki x reader

genre: fluff, established relationship

warnings: i don’t think there’s any!

word count: 2074 words

A/N: i honestly dont know who wants to read this but im just gonna post it anyways HAHA so here all you ishikawa simps pls enjoy<3

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It all happens at once.

The noise— screams of all pitches and encouragements of all sorts, forming a raucous cacophony in the large gymnasium— halts almost immediately; like a vacuum has sucked it all up and the only thing that is left is an eerie stillness as everyone waits in antsy anticipation for the player to serve.

And then he is running up, throwing the ball great lengths into the air and jumping to meet it halfway, hitting the ball with such force and determination you can almost feel the impact yourself. The ball hurtles through the air and crosses the net with such speed you almost don't see it.

But the Japanese team does. Their libero, Yamamoto, crosses the court in a flash and bumps the ball up so high up it gives his teammates half a second to breathe before they are rushing to connect it, the setter, Sekita, tossing the ball higher in the air for Ishikawa to hit it.

The tall Brazilians loom over him like a curse, like bad karma, as determined as the Japanese are, but not nearly as desperate. Ishikawa does not mind them and he bravely hits the ball with as much strength as his worn out body allows him, sending every last bit of energy into this spike, hoping, praying, practically begging for it to work, for the ball to hit the other side of the court with such violence that the Brazilians would not be able to even react before it hits the floor.

The next thing you know, the ball hits the hands of the Brazilians and is spindling down towards the floor at breakneck speed. Yamamoto, Sekita and Ishikawa (when he lands), all throw themselves to the floor in a desperate bid to save it, to not let it touch the floor, to not let all their hard work be washed down into a drain. But to no avail.

The ball hits the floor with a resounding thud. The whistle blows and all at once, the Brazilian supporters leap from their seats and yell and scream and shout with unadulterated joy. Because they have won! They have won the game! And the Japanese have lost. The Japanese team and their supporters are quiet in the wake of their loss. You do not move, almost as if if you did, the bleachers would crack open, the earth beneath the gymnasium would cave in and you would be falling to the floor, through the soil and to the core of the earth.

The three men lift themselves up from the floor with the weight of defeat on their shoulders and their teammates pat their backs silently, looking solemn but trying to be as encouraging as possible. The team gathers at the end line of the court and another whistle blows, signalling both teams to bow. When Ishikawa's eyes hit the floor, so do the tears.

He cries in silent agony, somehow feeling like it is all his fault. He is the captain, he should have led them better than this. He is the ace, he should have been able to hit pass those blocks. He knew hitting hard was risky, he should have been more careful. He should have moved faster, reacted faster, gotten to the ball faster. He should have been sharper, more alert, better. He should have been better.

His teammates shed a few tears too, but not quite nearly as much as Ishikawa. It's unrelenting— his tears. It doesn't want to stop, even when Ishikawa roughly wipes at his eyes in frustration, desperately wanting the raw showing of emotion to stop. Everyone can see him cry in this moment and he hates it.

When Ishikawa and his team begin to move off the court, is when you break from your stunned daze. Quite frankly, you were shocked speechless. You knew Brazil was a tough opponent but your faith in your boys would always trump any form of doubt. You knew they could do it. You knew they would be able to do it. Until they didn't.

You do not see the tears from quite so far away, but when you do, you are ripping yourself from your seat with such great speed, the people around you jump in surprise. You do not care, you do not even really notice before you are sprinting down the stairs, leaping from each flight, ignoring the desperate calls of your best friend and the shocked expressions directed at you as you race to the exit of the court.

"Ishikawa Yuki!" you yell just in case you don't catch them in time. You know you could just call him or meet him at his house but you came as a surprise, and though you'd wish you could surprise him after his victory, you think that surprising him and being able to comfort him in his loss will mean just as much.

At the sound of your voice, his head whips around, eyes wide in shock as he desperately searches the people for your face, eyes glassy with unshed tears and vision slightly blurry. You jump off the rest of the stairs, running to him with flailing arms. And when Ishikawa sees you, you swear you see his lips pout, eyes glossing over as tears run down his face.

You grin and run to him and he drops everything, his water bottle, his towel, his jacket, everything, so that he can hold his arms open for you to run into and give him a big hug. And you do exactly that. You run straight into his arms, wrapping your arms around his torso and shoving your face into his chest, not caring at all that he is drenched in sweat (and possibly tears), not caring at all that almost the whole gymnasium full of people can see the two of you have such an intimate moment, not caring at all because Ishikawa Yuki, the love of your life, is in tears and you have to do everything in your power to stop that.

Ishikawa's arms wrap around you too, holding you so tight and dear to him, you swear the both of you stop breathing. And with you in his arms, he finally crumbles to the floor, tears spilling from his eyes and sobs escaping his throat in ugly, high-pitched hiccups. But he doesn't care, you don't care, he's safe as long as you're here.

"When did you get here? I thought you were only going to touchdown tomorrow," he whispers in between sobs, his shaking, swollen hand coming up to your hair and entangling his fingers with the strands messily. You pull away slightly and pull Ishikawa down so that your chin rests on his shoulder and he can bury his face into your neck, your hand coming up to his sweaty hair to run your fingers through the corse, tangled strands as Ishikawa continues to cry in your arms. This position is so incredibly uncomfortable. After all, Ishikawa is insanely tall and the top of your head doesn't even really reach his neck, and you're sure Ishikawa's back is going to hurt a little later but he doesn't seem to mind at all at the position change, indulging in you as he shoves his face into the crook of your neck, hot breaths that tickle your skin, coming out in pants as he struggles to control his sobs.

"I wanted to surprise you," you say with a fond smile, the hand that was idle on his back coming up to send a wave to his teammates when your eyes meet, even sending one to his coach, who just smiles bitterly at you. His teammates send you rueful smiles and thumbs-ups of approval before they make their way back to the locker rooms, leaving you and Ishikawa to continue embracing at the exit of the court.

Ishikawa lets out a tearful laugh, saying, "Well, I'm surprised alright. I was just thinking about you when you called my name. I almost thought I was seeing things.".

You laugh but do not reply, allowing a comfortable silence to take over as Ishikawa lets all his emotions out in the form of hot, regretful tears. Your hand continues to soothe him with pats and strokes to his back and your hand remains in his hair. Ishikawa's large hands fist your shirt at your waist as his tears and sweat seep into your shirt. You don't mind. Of course, if this were anyone else you would. But this is Ishikawa Yuki, and you love him more than anything else in this world.

"You played so well," you whisper after a while of silence. You can feel Ishikawa wanting to pull away from you but you do not allow him, knowing full well that he wants to pull away to argue with you, to debunk your words with his incessant humility, so you do not allow him. You do not allow him to deny himself the praise he very much deserves because he's worked hard for this, no matter the outcome, he and his teammates have worked his ass off for this, and the least you can do is praise him.

"Yuki, you played very well. Don't try and deny it," you say with a firm voice, hand on his head keeping his chin to your shoulder. At this, he finally laughs and you loosen your grip, allowing him to pull out of your embrace just enough for him to see your face.

His cheeks are tear-stained and his eyes are beginning to puff up with all his crying, red beginning to bloom at the corner of his eyes, slowly taking over the white. His smile is nothing short of breathtaking, swollen eyes and red lips curled up brilliantly, smile lines and the corners of his eyes creasing sweetly. You can't help but grin back when you see his smile, nose souring with endearment.

"You know me so well," he comments, fingers coming up to tuck strands of your hair behind your ear, fingers trailing down your jaw to your chin, tilting your face up just a little bit more. His fingers guide your head just slightly forward before he is meeting you halfway in a sweet kiss, grinning immediately after your lips meet his.

Ishikawa's eyes trace over your every feature, observing, remembering, ingraining; tracing over the curve of your eyes, the slope of your nose, the perk of your lips, the peak of your eyebrows, and the line of your jaw, fingers ghosting over each feature along with his eyes, all the while maintaining the smile on his lips.

Then, he is giving your forehead a sweet kiss before pulling out of your embrace fully, turning around to pick up the things he had dropped when you came running into his arms. He brushes off his jacket and drapes it across your shoulders, holding open the jacket for you to slip your arms into the sleeves, to which you do, before he is hooking the zip and zipping it all the way up to your chin.

In his mind, he laughs at the way you are dwarfed by his jacket. Your hands can barely be seen, only the tips of your fingers peeking out from the sleeves, and the jacket, where it usually ends at his hip, ends almost at your knees. Unconsciously, he smiles and has to physically restrain himself from pinching your cheeks.

After he zips up his jacket, he bends down to pick up his towel, draping it over his shoulder before he is bending down once again to pick up his water bottle, having set them down to help you put on his jacket. Then, without a word but with the largest, goofiest grin, he takes your hand in his and leads you out of the court and to the locker rooms in a comfortable silence, fingers intertwined with yours.

For a second there, he almost forgets that they lost the game and are not able to proceed to the quarter-finals. For a second there, he almost completely forgets about his regrets and anger and frustration. And it's all because of you. And of course, he is eternally grateful to you. After all, what on earth would he do without you? He would still be crying his ass off, that's what, though he would never admit it out loud. And it is because of this reason— though he would do it without a reason at all— that he kisses you a little longer, hugs you a little tighter, loves you a little more.

[honeybeewhereartthee]

My Darling Dolls AU: what a crazy night

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A/N: this chapter contain Niki putting alcohol in the cake. It's a fruit cake lol. So there is indeed alcohol in it as well drunk people.

-FIRST HOUR: 10 PM-

Last night, after the live of the crazy:b. Niki is first to be wasted. But he act like he isn't as he offer his cakes to others: "hahaha. H-have some cakes. It's very good."

Everyone knows, Niki is a good chief and all he made are delicacy. They all happily take bite of it.

The second to be wasted is you. Where you shamelessly hugs mayoi and lean to his ears.

"Hey what's that balls floating around you..." You whisper, drunk and seeing things.

You reach out to grab hold of the glowing colorful light that remind you of mofumofu balls, mayoi is alarm and grab hold of your hand before you touch the so called glowing things.

"D-dont..." He mumble through he froze when he realize you two are only few inch apart from one another.

"Kyaaa?! A live action PDA?!" Aira another wasted person blush madly as he look at you two, covering his eyes but peeking through the gap of his fingers. "hehehe. Do continue." He added.

"*GASP?! WHAT IS THIS? MC YOUR CHEATING ON ME?" Rinne who somewhat wasted point his accusing finger at you. "...huh" You then lost balance and was about to slam your head to the table but mayoi is able to caught you

"What do...you mean. CHEATING?! YOU ARE ABLE TO EAT NIKIS FOOD 24/7 YOU BASTARD, THAT'S CHEATING!" You who able to process rinne words, drunkly point an accusing finger at Rinne.

"C-cheat? There's more to the drama? Oh my!!" Aira who's watching the drama unfold can't help but gasp, shaking the person beside him which is Tatsumi. "What do they mean cheating?!" He want answers. NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BE LEFT IN A CLIFF HANGERS!

"Ah... It's probably that thing..." Tatsumi remember that fake contract you made. He laugh hopelessly as aira continued to pester him for answers.

"WELL ITS NOT MY FAULT, YOU LIVE FAR "-rinne

"THE FKING AUDACITY! I WANT DIVORCE! I DON'T WANNA SHARE NIKI'S COOKING WITH LIKES OF YOU!" you throw an imaginary divorce paper at the floor.

Rinne who also in a drunk state as you. Pick the imaginary paper off the floor and sign it with an imaginary pen.

"There! But Niki's food is mine!" -rinne

"No it's mine!!" -mc

you two then start pulling each other hair and jabbing each other side.

"Mah... Shut up you two... Hweres more cwakee... (Here's more cake)" Niki who have enough of you two fighting shove more spike cake at your mouth, as well rinne. You both eat the cake happily, more drunk than before.

"Swowwy nwikwii.(sorry Niki) wwawv ywaa(love you)" You said as you hug Niki waist, rinne hugs him over the shoulder. "heawwll nwwaaa. Nwwiiki ywa wwavvwa mwe mworree rwight?(hell no, Niki you love me more right?) " Rinne is also speaking gibberish with you. He seems to hear differently than what you meant"Ahaha iwavv fwaaod moreww.(haha I love food more)" Niki replied in the same gibberish language. Then you three suddenly fall back to the floor, which is a good thing you all seating and slept on the floor.

"What was that about--" kohaku who look at the scene confuse, but takes another bite of Niki cakes.

"Ah, if your still curious. Two years ago or so Rinne state. MC made a fake contract where Niki is a wedded chief and those two are to be benefits from it by having to eat Niki's cooking for free, till death do stop him from cooking."

Mayoi who remember the text from the contract chuckle about how silly it was but he was worried at that time when he heard Rinne jested and told them his mc husband. He thought you just brought back a husband when his not with you.

"Ahm... Why did they act more in bizarre through?" Tatsumi is confuse what's the reason as aira start to copy crazy b action from their live.

"I wanna sing like idol too! LETS DO A LIVE TOO!" he pout as he jumps up and down like a hyper child, drunk.

"It seems your wasted like big brother and others. But if you want, we can do so aira!" Hiiro who seen drunk people before nodded in approval at his unit mate suggestions.

"W-wasted....?! Is the food or drink spike with alcohol?!" Mayoi and Tatsumi worries at hiiro nonchalant words.

"Yup! I think it's either the drinks or the cake!" Hiiro who thought his being helpful happily tells them his guesses. "Oh dear heaven.." Tatsumi don't know what to say as he look at the empty plate that the cake is supposed to be, and the two crazy:b who's still wearing their maid uniform.

"HiMERU-san are you ok---"

"HiMERU won't share cola with the likes of you." HiMERU state as he act like his not drunk but he is. He hug the bottle of cola but with the same sex appeal he usually have, his a seggsy drunk in short.

"Oh no. I won't ask for some--"

"HiMERU already said, HiMERU won't give you cola." HiMERU repeated his words as he glare at tatsumi, making the priest sigh hopelessly.

"I WANT TO DO A LIVE, LIVE, LIVE!!' aira throw a drunk childish fit. "Ok!" Hiiro is happy to grant it. "shall we have a live, everyone?" Hiiro ask with a happy grin. Through he already using command as a leader to do so, he is also somewhat wasted.

"ahm... C-can we do it later--" mayoi wanted to check on you as your once again awake and reaching out for ball of light you aren't supposed to see or touch-- first but hiiro words is absolute. So he reluctantly start to a live.

SECOND HOUR: 11PM

Alkaloid then preform Kiss of Life. You already gasp the two glowing ball, that is neon pink and neon blue.

"Hi hi." You greeted the glowing ball, they jump on your hand as a response. As you hummed with the tone of the song in the background.

You then wave the two glowing ball like a light stick. They seems fine with it since they float around your hand then back to your palm.

"Hehe. Kiss of life!!" You happily sing along the song.

"Hm..." You hummed while looking at the fluffy balls. They are so cute but your too wasted to think straight at the moment

"MC's Kwiss of life. *chuu *chuu " you casually kiss the fluff.

"M-MC?!" Mayoi who saw it suddenly break from command when you kiss haunted dolls souls. No one seems to notice the two souls become a translucent form of two identical twin dolls.

"Woah..." The one in the left with pink motifs stare at his hand that finally return to a doll like hands. "Aniki!" The one in the right with blue motif hugs the other.

"Wooh cutieee." You hug the transparent dolls which your able to hold. You felt more drain each moment you hold them, but they become less transparent. "Dwo tweoo ywo wwan two lewv hwer?(do you two want to live here?)" You start speaking gibberish again as you snuggle to the two now almost non transparent dolls.

"we always lives with you! Hehe! Isn't that right, Yuuta?"-pink one.

"Yes aniki is right, we live with you but you cannot see us!" -blue one.

"Really--" as you yawn again and getting much sleepy than before, you wanted to talk more to the two but hands covers your eyes.

"Mayoi-san really a kill joy! hmmp!"

"See you later!"

you hear the twins complain before their voices become mute.

"Ah... MC you scared me just now..." You hear mayoi says as he uncovered your eyes. You yawn and lean your head on mayoi.

"Whwre dwa twoe...(where's the two)" You mumble already haft asleep.

"Asleep. Please don't kiss glowing balls just b-because they are f-fluffy..." Mayoi simple said as he hums a tone to make you sleep but your still somewhat awake and look at mayoi with sleepy eyes.

"Is mayoi jelly?" You tease. " That's not...?!" He denied but you turn to look at him and lean in to kiss his cheeks. "Mwah. Kiss of life for mayoi..." You then collapse on him, hopelessly leaving him as a bashful mess.

"M-MC.... This is so bad for m-my h-heart." Even so he says so he still like it. He then carried you to the sofa, so you could sleep there. He don't know if your room is clean at the moment, only the lobby is clean as far as he remembers.

He seat on the edge of the sofa as he look at the crowed. He suddenly don't feel good when he realize how chaotic everything is.

The rest of Alkaloid already done doing a live and now on the corner talking about something.

The crazy:b in the other hand, have one sane member but continue to eat the sweets in the table while looking innocent at nowhere. HiMERU seating on the other sofa, still holding the bottle of cola mumbling about something.

Rinne somehow manage to go to the ceiling and Niki is out of sight.

Mayoi hopelessly sigh as he wish the night would end soon.

When the night almost ended. You rolled off the sofa and Mayoi who's holding onto you followed along as well the alkaloid dolls that is leaning against mayoi. Hiiro who's awake at that time, walk down from stairs from his room after taking some bath. He saw the crowed before him, that all fallen asleep. Even the crazy:b is on their own corner.

"Pspspsps." Hiiro heard someone called out to him, he look up and saw rinne up in the ceiling on his doll form.

"How's life been to you my dear cute brother?" Rinne ask as he look down at brother at the end of the staircase.

"It's been well, big brother!" Hiiro smiled. "Well, how long since you left the village?" Rinne is concern about a certain things.

"Ah... it's been few years... I don't really truck time." Hiiro thought about that time when he decided to left his home town.

"Then... Soon you'll experience turning to a doll soon then. Since the village will forget you after long years of absent. Gyahaha... Can't wait to look at my brother doll again."

"Is being a doll that bad?" Hiiro never understand it. Rinne left the village long before he did.

The village forget he exist and maybe his brother become a doll because of it but his brother is an idol as well so he probably have become human still at that time period.

"Well...it's up to you to judge... *Yawn. Night my cute brother..." Rinne turn to sleep, not caring his on the edge.

"Good night brother." Hiiro says back before he walk where his batch mate is. A grin don't seems to leave his face.

As he look at the four. "I'm still thankful for that help from last time, MC. But I'm happy that you taken care of my friends and to be reunited with them because of your help mades me forever in your debt. I'll protect you and be forever be in your favor." Hiiro seat beside you and mayoi. He put the covers he brought from upstairs on top of you four.

His eyes narrow as he stood up and walk to the front door and look at the person outside.

"If you are in anyway a threat to my friends. I will make sure I'll do my best to destroy you." He swear as he look at Madara Mikejima, who chuckle at his words. "It's that's so...? Then mama can't wait to see you do so." His smile become a grin. The two stare at one another.

"Hm. Good night then!" Hiiro smiled as he enter the house and close it. He hummed as he walk toward mayoi side and slept there. Happy from all the event today. His glad his batch mate is reunited at last.

Another A/N: shamelessly adding my other favorite unit in the story, 2WINK. Idk how 2wink interact with Mayoi in-game so at this point I'll base this on their personalities and some background stories I know about 2wink to tell their story how they become haunted dolls spirit/soul later. Hint: base on era ! 😭but it really happen and darling doll twist 👀

[baroquebucky]

symphony

in which bucky realizes the light you’ve brought into his life

word count: 2.3k of pure fluff

masterlist

a/n: hi bffs !! hope u all enjoy this fluff as reparations for the amount of angst I’ve been writing <333 let me know what you guys think !! inspired by this song :] sorry for any typos !!

Life felt monotonous for bucky. Everyday he would wake up, go for a walk, sometimes go out for dinner with his neighbor other times he would just stay in. Then he would go to therapy, suffer there for a while before coming back and doing nothing. Throughout the week he would go to the compound or the gym and train to get his mind off things.

“I just feel like I’m stuck in a loop and i can’t get out of it, it’s like a boring song that everyone’s playing on repreat” bucky grumbled, sam nodded, listening to bucky as he vented.

“i think you need something new in your life, something to spice it up” Sam spoke gently, thinking for a bit before a smile appeared on his face, “i know just the thing!” He cheered.

“how is coffee gonna help me” bucky huffed, sam just rolled his eyes, dragging the super soldier along to his favorite coffee shop.

“no trust me, this coffee is amazing, they have all these other drinks too and the person who always takes my order is amazing” Sam cheered, a smile on his face as he rounded the corner and saw you through the glass.

“that’s them!” He smiled, turning to look at bucky, he stopped in his tracks.

“you aren’t trying to set me up on a date right now, right?” Bucky looked at Sam wide eyed and he rolled his eyes, shaking his head and grabbing Buckys wrist.

“if this was a date i would’ve made you dress better” Sam shot back, bucky frowned looking down at his clothes. What was so wrong with his clothes?

“this is my favorite jacket” bucky pouted and Sam rolled his eyes, as the door opened a small chime went off.

“good evening sam!” You called out, a bright smile on your face as you finished taking someone’s order. Sam and Bucky stood in line, waiting only a couple minutes before you helped them.

“your usual?” you beamed and Sam smiled, you wrote it down quickly, turning to bucky with a smile, “what can i get for you?” Bucky blushed a bit, avoiding eye contact with you and glancing at the menu.

“i- well uh i don’t know actually” bucky hesitated, sam cringed at his friend, elbowing him slightly.

“what do you recommend?” he asked quickly, and you turned to look down at the menu as if you didn’t have it memorized.

“hmm, well i really the special we have right now, if you’re not into sweet then i recommend that one” you pointed out with your pen a smile still on your face.

“whatever your favorite is” He spoke, heart beating in his chest as the words tumbled out. You felt your face heat up at his words, nodding quickly. Bucky paid and went to go sit next to Sam, ears red and face hot.

Sam simply chuckled at him, waiting patiently for you to call out their order numbers. Bucky kept glancing up, stealing glances at you and marveling at how pretty you were. The way you moved so easily and kept a smile on your face anytime someone looked your way.

Buckys heart sunk a bit. He wished he could be like that, all smiles and rainbows, like the way he used to be. He thought about how brooding he was and the way sam always commented on the way he stared too much. He tore his eyes away from you and focused on the decoration in the cafe.

“57 and 58!” You called out, setting the drinks on the counter looking out for Sam and bucky, smiling when you saw the two men getting up and walking towards you.

“thank you y/n!” Sam smiled and you nodded, eyes moving to bucky, he gave you a tight lipped smile before walking out. “that wasn’t so bad was it” Sam smirked and bucky rolled his eyes, taking a sip of his drink.

“oh wow this is really good” bucky mumbled, drinking some more and furrowing his brows, sam smiled at him, nodding in agreement.

The two men returned a couple times every week, you smiling at them and saying hello, giving bucky a new drink to try every time he came. The two of you stealing glances anytime you looked over while making the drink, heart rate spiking when your eyes met.

Bucky was giddy to see you, wondering what you would give him today. Sam frowned when your coworker greeted them instead of you.

“wheres y/n?” Sam asked, you coworker frowned at the mention of you before replying.

“oh they quit, our boss kept giving them shit” she sighed, “between you and i, they only stayed this long because you guys kept coming back” she smiled, her eyes moving to bucky, “specially you.”

As the two men were leaving your coworker called out for them, handing them a piece of paper. “she told me to give you guys this, have a good day!”

They looked at each other before unrolling the paper, you handwriting on it along with your phone number.

“text me when you want bird boy” Sam read, laughing a little, he turned to bucky, craning his neck to read his, “what’s your say” Bucky had a bashful smile on his face.

“oh just to text them whenever” bucky cleared his throat, shoving the piece of paper in his pocket.

i really hope we can hang out properly soon :) the paper read, scribbled under was a list of drinks you wanted him to try. Buckys heart fluttered at the action, the whole time he was with Sam you were the only thing he was thinking about.

When he finally got back to his apartment bucky texted you, heart racing as he sent the text.

hi it’s bucky, i got your note let me know when you’re free :-)

Your heart jumped at the message, the biggest smile on your face as you read the text over again, giggling as you replied.

hi buck!! I’m free this weekend actually :]

The two of you made plans quickly, excited for a proper date and not just stealing glances and making small talk when he ordered his drink or picked it up from the counter.

When Saturday evening came bucky was frantic, texting sam and asking what clothes he should wear, recalling the time he made fun of his clothes before he met you the first time.

You were nervous as you got ready, hands shaking slightly as you changed into some nice clothing. You checked yourself out in the mirror and smiled, fixing your hair a bit.

The doorbell rang and you jumped, heart racing as you walked to the door, opening it with a smile.

Bucky stood there with roses in his hands, a bright smile on his face. He chocked on his breath a little as he took you in, it was the first time he’d seen you out of uniform and god you were perfect.

“oh thank you!” You blushed, smiling as you took the flowers from him, “come in I’ll just put these in water” you smiled, letting him in and quickly moving to put the flowers in a vase.

Your apartment was so comforting, bucky felt like he was safe there, he felt so at peace despite his heart racing in his chest.

“ready?” You asked and bucky smiled, he could hear the way your heart raced after you not so secretly checked him out. He was wearing a dark blue t shirt and a leather jacket along with some black pants.

“so where are we going?” You questioned and bucky smiled, turning to look at you nervously before focusing on the road again.

“is the fair okay? I know there’s one in town and I’ve been wanting to go but-” he rambled and you cut him off excitedly.

“i love the fair! I’m really good at those shooting games y’know” you bragged and bucky smiled, excited to see how skilled you were. “however i will not compete against you” you added quickly, making bucky frown.

“too scared I’ll beat you doll?” Bucky smirked and your heart raced at the nickname, your comeback dying on your lips. Bucky smiled as you sat there with your mouth open, looking away quickly before changing the subject.

As the two of you arrived bucky immediately knew he made the right choice, the way you had the widest smile on your face as you pointed everything out to him, eyes wide as you saw the giant dinosaur plush.

“you have a metal arm dont you?” You whispered and bucky smiled, nodding his head. “would it be, i don’t know, immoral for you to use it to get that dinosaur plush?” You blushed, giggling as bucky gasped at you.

“i cant believe you!” He teased and you frowned, bucky smiled at you, taking your hand in his and walking towards the game. He handed the man the tickets to play and held the heavy ball in his hands.

“you just have to knock all three cups over” the man spoke and bucky nodded, placing the ball in his right hand before throwing it, easily knocking the cups down.

“yay!” You cheered, running next to bucky and hugging him, the man handed you the giant plush and you smiled, staring at bucky with starry eyes.

“didn’t even use your metal arms sergeant” you teased and Buckys heart lurched at the titles. His heart was in frenzy as you smirked up at him.

“I’m a super soldier doll” he smiled at your face turned into one of realization, nodding your head.

“right, i forgot about that” you mumbled, struggling to keep the dinosaur plush from touching the ground, bucky smiled at you before he took it from your hands, easily tucking it under his arm.

“thanks” you blushed and bucky nodded, a smile on his face as he replied.

“cant have my best girl struggling on our first date can we” you blushed at his words, looking at him with a bright smile.

“first? as in more to come?” You questioned, a smile on your face as you stopped in your tracks, the lights from some ride illuminating your face in reds and pinks. Bucky nodded, suddenly his confidence was sizzling away.

“I mean unless you don’t want to that’s fine too i just- i mean” bucky rambled and you watched him struggle for a bit, biting your bottom lip before stopping him.

“I’d love to go on more dates” you spoke up, bucky smiled at you, letting out a small breath, “now let’s go to the Ferris wheel!” You easily slipping your hand in his.

Everything felt so easy with bucky, it never felt forced. The two of you constantly texting and calling when you weren’t together and grabbing dinner and going on dates more and more often. It was only a matter of time before bucky asked you out, everything falling into place for the two of you.

The two of you were in bed, you were cuddled up into his side as you watched a documentary on some lions. Bucky ran his fingers through your hair and you sighed, relaxing into his touch. It had been almost two years since the two of you went on your first date, but to bucky it felt like yesterday.

“you know i love you, right doll” he spoke suddenly and you looked at him, confused before nodding.

“i love you too loverboy” you replied, sitting up and kissing his cheek.

“don’t know where I’d be without you” he spoke softly, his blue eyes meeting yours, he smiled softly. “I used to think i was broken and no one would want me” he mumbled and you frowned, letting him continue.

“the only reason sam took me to that cafe was because i was stuck in this loop and i was going crazy” he laughed softly, “i thought i was never gonna get out of this funk but then” he stopped.

You looked at him, confused as he smiled at you, peppering kissing all over your face before caressing your cheek and kissing your forehead.

“then what?” You whispered, a smile on your face when you realized what he was going to say.

“then you came along” he replied, smiling at the way you wiggled to face him.

“you took me and you made me into a better person, you made my life so much better and now it’s like there’s a symphony playing anytime in with you” he spoke, a smile on his face when you reached your hand out and ran your fingers through his hair. You stopped your hand at the nape of his neck, pushing him towards you and crashing your lips onto his.

It was sloppy and passionate, but it was sweet. The two of you smiling into the kiss before giving him one last peck and pulling away.

“oh lovebug, that songs always been inside you, just needed a little tuning to get it right” you replied, taking him into your arms as he laid down on your chest.

For once, bucky was grateful sam had forced him to go out, he was grateful that you were working that day and you recommend him a drink. He was grateful that you went to the fair with him and you liked him enough to go on another date.

Bucky no longer wished to be like you, he didn’t long for the person he was in the 40s. He didn’t wish he could change into someone else anymore.

He didn’t because he was more himself than he had ever been. He was happy and he was at peace, he was who he had always wanted to become. He didn’t feel like he was stuck in the shadows in a constant loop.

Bucky smiled as you placed a gentle kiss on top of his head, mumbling a soft ‘i love you.’

Bucky felt happy, he felt at home and he felt in love. He was finally at peace with his life now that you were in it. You helped him become who he was, pushed him to be better and to change into who he wanted to be.

[dearestones]

Akudama Drive Matchup: Courier

Warnings: Fluff.

@siouxxiie Request: Hello!! How are you??

Could I request a Platonic Matchup for Any of the Akudama Characters? Okay, My name is Joey but I go by Rachel, Tori or Calypso.. I am a minor(is that ok..?) I’m like at least 5’5, I have Sholder Length-ish Curly black hair, brown eyes and I have a hour-glass body.

For my Hobbies, I really love a lot of things basically… like sketching, drawing, writing, edit, playing games(so many omg), I also play Lacrosse and Volleyball, making music on garage band(getting used to it), Reading, Being with my online/irl friends, and Playing the Piano and Harp!

For my interests/likes, enstars (switchP), rhythm games, doukyuusei, mystic messenger, twf, genshin, a silent voice, lemon demon/neil cicierega in general, eddsworld, homestuck, the goldfinch, horimiya, fnaf, heathers, sasaki and miyano, blueycapsules, hxh, saiki k, hamilton (sadly, im sorry.)

Some of my traits, I talk about my intrests a lot, Im pretty silly when I’m with someone like I’ll say stuff like hai as a joke a lot please dont take it seriously, I hate negitive mentions of my voice, comparing me to people/saying stuff like "you remind me of ____", spiders. i am very bad at comforting sorry, im fine with taking with people but i will probably be very awkward until we get to know eachother more(i hope i did that right)

Comforts, cats, hajime hinata (danganronpa), a silent voice, albedo (genshin impact), lemon demon, felix kranken (twf), bread, sharks, christmas music/christmas in general, scp 3008 (roblox game), get a snack at 4am (roblox game), hotels, and my friends!

Sorry if this is to long! I really hope it isn’t… Have a great rest of your day!!

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After reading through the information given, I believe that you are best paired with Courier!

When you first meet each other, don’t worry if your’re feeling awkward and ultimately embarrass yourself in front of Courier. The man is just as emotionally constipated, but he won’t think anything of it if you stumble over your words or if you do something that is unconventional when it comes to starting acquaintanceships. It takes practice to become used to a person so you’ll eventually get it right as long as you’re persistent. 

While Courier isn’t one to hang out with too many people at a time, he finds that he’s somewhat at ease when he’s around you. As a listener, he likes it best when you rant and rave about your interests. Sometimes, you’ll catch him smirking (but never laughing because he’ll never live it down if you caught him) at the corner of his eyes. If you tease him, he might relent and tell you that you’re actually funny, but don’t expect it so soon. Courier needs some time to get used to you before he starts emoting freely.  

Courier is a man who values hard work and what a person stands for. He’ll never compare you to anyone but yourself. If he finds out that someone hurts your feelings on purpose, he’ll make it his personal mission to make sure that you’re doing well in the aftermath. He won’t go as far as to pummel the offender, but if he ever sees them again, he might say something.

It’s okay if you’re not that great at comforting people. Courier can easily relate to that. He values actions over words anyway. To those he treasures, he will do small gestures for them like cooking their favorite foods or taking them out on a ride on his motorcycle. He doesn’t expect the same in return since you’re bad at comfort, all he wants for you is that you’re doing well. 

As for your interests, Courier can’t say that he enjoys all of them, but if you ask nicely, he’ll consent to playing a few rhythm games and watching your favorite animes. However, he’ll jump at the chance for some physical exercise. You might have to teach him lacrosse, but he’ll probably thrash you at volleyball. There’s just something cathartic about spiking balls at your enemy’s side of the court with deadly precision that gets him excited. 

In return for all of your enthusiasm concerning your interests, Courier will take you around his bike, teach you how to cook, and walk you around the city to see some of the prettier sights that Kansai has to offer. (Before you ask, no, he’s not doing it because he thinks you’re a good friend. Why would you think that? He just wants to return the favor when you share the most vulnerable parts of your life to him).

Bonus: A good way to annoy Courier is to play Christmas music nonstop months before the actual Christmas date. He’ll threaten to run you over with his bike, but it’s worth it seeing the annoyed look in his eyes because he doesn’t mean it. 

To sum it all up, you and Courier have the foundations for a great, lasting friendship. Just be sure to communicate, lest there be misunderstandings!

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AKUDAMA DRIVE MASTERLIST

[yaomomvs]

SEIJOH MANANGER HEADCANONS

seijoh, aoba johsai x reader | slight oikawa, iwaizumi and kunimi x reader.

a/n: ugh! i just love my seijoh boys so much! and so, i decided to make one more headcanons for them, tysm! hopefully i’ll do inarizaki next or maybe karasuno.

a bit long but i just love them,and i will do a part two mainly focusing on while they do volleyball this is more of random things

other seijoh!manager works: one | two

the volume in this bus is ASTRONOMICAL

you actually never thought of joining a club, specially a sports one.

but you needed it, so while looking at the board of the school’s options you were unsure.

“i just really need something not that complicated, and that helps me helping others” you muttered to yourself

little did you know the coach of the volleyball team was there, this nice man turned to you and offered you a place in the team.

“but please if you are one of oikawa’s fangirls dont-” “who now?” you genuinely asked. seeing that you didn’t had a clue of who he was talking about he immediately handed the application for to you.

it was first day and you were already late, but you managed to enter the gym half way practice.

you guys remember that tanaka and kiyoko scene in s4? well it was the same

“sorry for being late coach!” your voice sounded all over the place since someone was serving and it was pretty quiet.

ALL OF THEM WERE SHOCKED LIKE 🧍🏻‍♀️

the serve even hit yahaba’s face because everyone got distracted by your beauty

“i- did i do something?” “existing omg”

the coach lined up everyone and they greeted you welcoming you to the team.

you were flustered because it was like you never had a lot of guys around you and now you had to take care of all of them and also

aoba johsai’s team had one of the most attractive boys around likeeee

now, a year later, the energy is purely chaotic.

and i mean like

kindaichi and kunimi are lowkey the ones who respect you the most

not only because you, even if it was for only a year, you were their upperclassman but also you had presence

when karasuno came to the practice andy oh catched both of them after talking to kageyama in the bathroom, you pinched their ears and scolded them

“you both do that again and i’m not being compassionate” “SORRY Y/N”

but also lowkey your admirers

kunimi literally only showed strong emotions around you

“i brought you some sweets” he regularly says

“oh you are great! thank you kunimi!”you appreciated this guys little details with you

“so you have a favoritism with our manager huh?”

“y/n permission to hit kindaichi”

“permission conceded”

kindaichi also respected you because you, when he entered seijoh months ago, were one of the ones who made him believe and helped getting over that anger he had with his ex teammates and you even assured that kageyama was the reason he got better, even if he wouldn’t accept it

the second years, your literal followers

like seriously yahaba watori were always around you.

being in the same grade and class as both dod not helped a lot.

they are like puppies with anxiety separation

because you are the reason they feel loved and cared for

they always sit next to you in class, and they make sure you are comfortable with it.

you need help with hw? watori always is there

yahaba lets you paint his nails every time you got bored in class

you were such a powerful trio

they always bring your favorite drink in the mornin

you even developed this sixth sense where if you just look at each other you know exactly who are you making fun of without even speaking

you always make fun of the shit way of yahaba to flirt oml

and you even advice him on what should he do or not when meeting someone new.

istg if it was not bc of you he would have never got his first date with his crush

kyoutani later joined you, but he had trouble on trusting you

but seeing all the team laying on you he actually let himself rely on another person for the first time

he was the one who scared those stupid volleyball boys fan girls (oikawa’s or the other guys ones) away from you

he also thinks that you are not bad physically talking and he actually says it but privately

he also whenever he is mad or just frustrated comes to you and what he likes is that you don’t go in deep of the details but instead you try to distract him with random thing you say.

“guys i told you several times” you laughed “i do have other thing to do! it not like i can attend every night out with you! i have other friends too!”

“so, we are not watching cartoons tonight?”

“i hate you all so much” you surrendered “see you at 8 pm”

you became the second years core four

and also they looked up to you a lot, why? because you are the only people who always deals with the third years shit

god i think your connection with the third years was only a bit more noticeable than the second years

why? you were not afraid to mess up with them

to be real iwaizumi as oikawa caught your eye since moment one, they were naturally attractive and talented but you made a promise to not fall for anyone

omg you were so wrong

if it was iwaizumi, he always made sure you felt comfortable around

you were no vb genius so he took the time to explain you a bunch of things you did not know 🥺

also, he’s the kind of guy to stop everyone spiking because you were crossing through the gym so no ball gets you

he is the one who always search for you in school, asked about your day, and stuff that might seem basic but it was really meaningful

like he is the kind of guy who memorizes all your favorite places, treats, music anything and actually tries to get you to talk about it

oikawa on the other hand was the one who actually made you feel like part of them

he is so sweet!

like

oikawa only starts practice when you are there

like bold of someone to start hitting a ball without you there, he considered you part of the team, so he always waited for you

he walked you home or nearby every time he could he wanted you safe

his eyes always always instantly light up and screams “y/n-chan!” and immediately runs to you

but also he is the one who search you the most around

if it was lunch time he went to your home room and literally lunches with you no matter what or who

he never lets anyone lend you their hoodie, it always has to be his that you are wearing

he self crowned himself as your favorite

he hugs you out of nowhere istg is the best feeling ever

hanamaki also also also considers you priority

he is kinda more of the lowkey one, he is mainly the one who checks up on you

he once spotted a bruise in your arm and he immediately freaked out

“DO I HAVE TO FIGHT SOMEONE” “god no! i just dropped a huge book there!”

hanamaki is the one who waits for you in the entrance of the gym to walk with you to practice

he also is the first one to notice if something is wrong with you along with iwachan

they both unintentionally pay attention to you a lot and if you do something out of the common they just approach you

and they are always right

“what’s wrong y/n?” hanamaki says

“yeah, is everything okay you need anything?” iwaizumi continues.

“what do you mean guys? i’m okay” you obviously try to lie.

“no you are not, you are acting different”

“yea iwachan is right you always change yous t shirt before practice and the way you are ordering the volleyballs is off”

“why do know me so well” you indeed had a terrible day, so you almost tear up bb of that and be of how amazing your boys were to you sometimes”

“come here little one”

you heard a pout

“i see you oikawa, you can get a hug too. matsu come here”

matsukawa is your hype man

he loves messing with you like in the big brother sister way

like if a guy asked you out he’d be like “sis you can do so much better”

you are always being salty whether it’s between you or other ones

besides if you do have a crush on anyone on the team matsu is the only one to know

and he’d constantly blackmail you with that

“if you don’t buy me anything from the vending machine i will tell oikawa you actually swoon for him” “OKAY FINE”

“tell the coach that we do not need laps or iwaizumi is gonna knowwwww about” “i hate you so much”

but returning to the point you always messed with them specially the four third years

and you were so good at it

one day, you ‘innocently’ mentioned to the boys “i’m just telling you! i’ve never seen two pretty best friends, one of them always gotta be ugly”

GOD LORD THE BOMB YOU JUST ACTIVATED

THEY SPENT A WHOLE WEEK TRYING TO FUGURE OUT WHO WAS THE PRETTY BEST FRIEND BETWEEN IWA AND OIKAWA, ALSO MATSU AND HANAMAKI AHHAHAHAAH

your third years never made you feel insecure

like if you think idk listening to btr was weird because someone in the past made you feel like it be sure the next day they WILL PLAY FUCKING BIG TIME RUSH IN PRACTICE ONLY FOR YOU TO VIBE WITH THEM

also they all four have this little thought that they have to be the ones who protect you

in the court you looked out for them, outside of it they were the ones who did that

if you were teased or someone even had the audacity to make fun of you it could go three ways

you stoping kyoutani and yahaba because they were so ready to throw hands

matsukawa, hanamaki and kunimi just taking you out of there and rather say positive thinks about you

or oikawa and iwaizumi behind you giving the saltiest and meanest glares to whoever dared talking you that way and saying “and you still wonder why people don’t like you?, ” then iwaizumi says “you are right oikawa, you piece of crap have your entire life to be a jerk. take a day off your stupidity won’t left anyways”

god you sure loved those guys

BUT

as it can be really useful sometimes there were other times were they become so annoying

specially when it’s about someone liking you.

like romantic styles

i live for the idea that the vb team had obviously fangirls, oikawa mostly. but you also did

like yeah the fangirls of oikawa and the boys envied you

but the guys in aoba johsai high envied the volleyball team even more

god bless the poor guy or girl who DARES to ask you out

like please someone stop them 😭

on valentine’s day you came to practice a bit late just because you needed to figure it out how to organize all the fucking love letters and the chocolates and flowers that you got over the day.

oikawa was already worried as he always waited for you to start, and so were the guys so they decided to warm up a bit more to wait.

you crossed the door with thousands of gifts and all of that barely catching the ones which you dropped. because at this point you did not even try to hide it from the boys, you just wanted them to start practice.

he looked at you and knew exactly what that meant. he received this every once in a while, but god what was that feeling in his chest when some other people like you?

iwaizumi felt that too, that weird feeling not wanting anyone to think about you that wayyyyy

the rest of the boys had divided opinions but still you were their manager.

“so did all this came from...”

“yes matsu...”

“okay but for scientific purposes we need the names”

“HANAMAKI NO”

poor boys, they just are all scared that you’ll leave them because of someone

what a dramatic queens they are all

some of them didn’t like it bc they also had a big crush on you

so what they do is that they gatekeep anyone from you

like oml if they ever catched you and a girl or guy and they knew they liked you they constantly beg for your attention.

and it’s not only because they are being dramatic but also because they remember last year when you went out with some random dude and broke your heart like

they almost killed that guy

so they wanted you to feel happy and safe

to them? honestly you are the light of their life.

they dedicate every game to you, they take care of you, they listen to you, they brag about you, they love you

because honestly you did all that for them first

and ever since then they made sure to return that to you.

[cleverhyuck]

nct dream x haikyuu

haechan as oikawa

warnings : overstim , fucking in a gym , fucking on the wall and floor , fingering , haechans ego is so big ( just like his- ) , teasing , use of vibrator , raw ( wrap it ;-; )

wc : lmk if you want this to be a series

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“if you’re gonna hit something, hit it till it breaks.”

of course haechan would say that. star volleyball player plays like his life is on the line. and i mean, it worked.

he barely ever loses and knows his team so well. that gets the admiration of the girls from all the schools. traveling far and wide to see the legendary haechan.

snapping pictures with him, giving him gifts, all to boost his ego even more.

but of course, he only had eyes

for you.

as his girlfriend and manager, you were basically with him all the time. and that means quickies in every janitor closet, bathroom, and even at other schools.

life with haechan was a wild ride but you liked it. he never failed to amaze you (wether how many times you can cum before a game or hitting serves so well).

this time, you were at nationals. teams from all over came to battle for the title ‘nations best’. haechan decided to slip a small bullet into you and kissed your cheek before warning up.

the low buzz of the vibrator was drowned out by the sounds of everyone. you held your legs closely together before looking at him.

his body moved so well, even while stretching he looked like a greek god. you smiled at how lucky you were to have him. at times, girls would come up to you and ask you about him.

and almost every time, haechan saw you and turned it up more. your stutters and rosy cheeks did not go ignored by him. after those girls left, you walked over and smacked his arm.

“what the hell was that for!” you playfully hit his chest. he held you by your arms and poked his tongue in his mouth ( iconic hyuck). “what’s wrong with a little bit of fun?” he teased.

you hit his chest again. “fucker.” you rolled your eyes at him. he smirked and kissed your cheek.

“NO PDA YOU WHORES!>|*\” as you pulled away embarrassed, haechan rolled his eyes.

“SORRY I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND YOU DONT RENJUN >0< !!” you both looked over at renjun. he chucked the ball right at you two but haechan caught it (obvi).

renjun flipped you two off before getting some water. looking back at haechan, he smiled. “hey guys!! let’s huddle. our manager has a few words of encouragement to share.”

wide eyed, you looked at him with a ‘wtf’ look. he smiled and waited as his teammates huddled around you.

“okay guys. so i just wanted to say hOW-” with the remote in his pocket, he turned it up.

“sorry about that… ahah… so as i was saYing, i’m super proUD of you guys and i t-think that you will do gr-great.. today. so give it your best!! one, two, three, FIGHTING!!” you managed, only stuttering a few times.

the boys clapped and cheered around and soon went to their spots.

“nice one babe” haechan winked at you before turning it down a little.

this was gonna be one long tournament, you sighed.

and they won !!! congratulations we’re in order and after all of that, you were back at the gym and cleaning up.

sweeping confetti and wiping down the volleyballs. all of a sudden there was a spike in the vibrations down there. you had gone used to the feeling but low and behold, haechan was leaning against the doorway.

“what do you want this time” you said, squirming a little while sweeping.

“i want you.”

“yeah very funny hyuck. go home! you won, you should get some rest.” you told him, still focused on sweeping.

waking up to you, he embraced you into a back hug. “why would i rest when my lovely girlfriend seems all nice and wet for me?” he said peering up your thigh.

you two moved together, you *trying* to mop while he was moving the bullet inside of you. “please baby, please please pleaseee” he begged you.

after every please, he planted a kiss somewhere on you. on your cheek, jaw, ear, neck, he was everywhere. you stopped and turned around. holding him by the shoulders, you said,

“fine.”

with a grin, he picked you up, causing you to drop the mop. he pinned you against a wall and started leaving hickeys all over you.

you had your arms around his neck and tilted your head, giving him all the space he needed for the lovebites.

you whimpered and let out little gasps everytime. with the vibrations down your core and the hums of your boyfriend, you were one sight to see.

after finishing, haechan quickly took your clothes off. with only a pair of panties on, you pouted.

“your turn”

you quickly lifted his shirt up and over him. he took off his pants and both of you were in onky underwear.

using his middle finger, he slid up and down your clothes core, feeling the wet spot of it. you palmed him as he did this, hips buckling into your hand while you with his.

“let’s get this show on the road” he said before ripping the panties. “my favorite :(“ you slapped his chest. “why have them on when you look better with them off? i’ll buy you a new pair don’t worry” he kissed you.

as the kiss turned into a make out session, he took the bullet out and put his two fingers in, you could’ve came at the feeling. you knew he would never let you live if you came on the bullet so this feeling was immaculate.

you grinded your hips into his fingers and pulled him even closer. your tongues danced as you were feeling closer and closer.

he knew when you were feeling close and used his thumb to rub your clit. your juices were practically dripping down his fingers and you came, moaning loudly.

the echo of your noise made hyuck’s cock even harder. he picked you up again and laid you down on the floor.

the hard coldness of it gave you goosebumps, causing your back to arch. haechan admired the sight of his wonderful girlfriend all spread out for him right after winning nationals.

“beautiful” he whispered before taking his boxers off. you blushed at his words.

slowly inserting himself into you, you felt it was too slow. “hyuck baby, harder please, and faster.” was all it took for him to slam into you.

the sounds of sex echoed throughout the gym and you swear, people outside could hear it if they walked by.

his balls hitting your ass, and the grunts and moans of you two filled the room. “you like that?” he pounded into you.

you could only nod, already feeling fucked out. the overstimulation from the first time made you sun quicker.

as you came again, haechan didn’t slow his pace. he moved his hand onto your lower stomach. you could see his cock in and out of you.

as his hand pressed against your lower abdomen, you rolled your eyes at the feeling. this feeling of pain and butterflies felt heavenly.

“come on babe, together” he said before going even harder than humanly possible. the pleasure was so intense your jaw wouldn’t shut.

some drool came from the sides of your mouth as you were being fucked dumb. your nails scratching his back having him hiss at the feeling.

in a few more thrusts you two came at the same time. his cum filled you up, while you coated his cock with yours.

laying next to you, you both took the time to breathe.

gaining strength, you two put your clothes back on. as you looked at him, he shoved your panties in his pocket.

“haechan!!” you walked over to him only to stop. you felt the mix of your cum slowly drip down your leg. he winked at your state. “asshole” you said before picking up the bullet and putting it back up to hold your cum in place.

“round two at my place?” haechan asked, holding his hand out.

as you took his hand, you could only sigh.

“lee donghyuck, nations best, and his motto in life? if your gonna hit something,

hit it till it breaks.”

[heyitsyn]

Manager!Seijoh

a/n: im a seijoh stan and theyre my little plant babies

for more seijoh content, check this masterlist out!

this is so long oml i hate myself

theyre an actual boy band istg

lets be honest, they probably thought you were just another oikawa fangirl

they thought you just wanted to be closer to their captain bc you were another delusional girl who wanted to live out her fantasies

lmao im not trying to be salty

but when you just stared blankly at oikawa tooru after he called you a beautiful flower,

stageplay hinata calling you a mugwort

the team just about threw themselves on your feet

tbh you werent really there to get a boyfriend or for oikawa

you just needed an after school club and the other teams already had managers

the only sport that didnt was the boys volleyball team

imagine why

you were actually a little wary, since you knew of oikawa, being a first year yourself, and you were aware of his psycho fangirls who could probably kill you

but you needed a club that would last you for the next 3 years to graduate

it was kunimi who actually recommended being a manager

you were in his class and you noticed him sleeping in the morning so you gave him your energy bar

‘thanks’

you shrugged and smiled

thats why he tolerated you more than others

you were nice and you were the only one who noticed his tiredness, even the teacher left him alone, and did something about it

sometimes, you even gave him an energy drink

‘can you tell me why youve been so tired lately? i dont think ive seen you wake up until lunch’

he opened the snack and started munching while replying

‘early morning practice for volleyball is still a big adjustment. our captain demands us to be there 6 in the morning sharp and if we’re even a minute late, we’d have to run laps. like for every minute youre late, you have to run those amount’

oh my why is kunimi talking so much

but i love kunimi and first year seijoh boys rights in this household is valid

you furrowed your eyebrows

‘but yall are still growing and you need all your sleep. if i were there, id yell at your captain’

he grinned slightly, imagining your short height beating up their captain

‘meh. you want to be our manager? i saw you looking at the clubs board yesterday and we dont have one so you could take the opportunity and beat him up then’

ofc you agreed bc kunimi was best boi and you just wanted him to have enough sleep for once

after class, he waited for you to finish packing up and when you finished, yall left the classroom

until another guy with a spiky hairstyle joined you and you noticed him as the guy who sometimes came over to eat lunch with kunimi

‘oh, hello l/n-san’

you smiled gently

‘drop the formalities, kindaichi-kun. its only fair.’

he nodded before walking beside kunimi

‘kindaichi, l/n might be our new manager’

the onion head excitedly looked at you

‘really?! yes! so we dont have to fill our bottles ourselves anymore!’

kunimi glared at him and slapped his stomach

‘shes our manager, not our maid’

you laughed but placed an arm on him

‘its okay. i was a manager for my middle school volleyball team so i know a little bit about being one’

the two shared a look

god, they really hit the jackpot

as yall walked closer to the gym, you noticed the big pile of girls huddling at the corner

kunimi sighed

‘l/n, ill warn you ahead of time of our captain. hes kinda,,,, too much’

but you flashed him a smile

‘hes not the first one ive handled’

oml player-chan!!!

so when you opened the door and entered the gym and oikawa hit you with his normal antics, you just stared at him

‘okay and?’

hanamaki and mattsun howled before rushing to you and grabbing you in a hug

‘girls like her really exist!!’

you gave kunimi and kindaichi a signal of help and they nodded before gently prying the senpais off of you

‘senpai, please’

you gave kunimi a grateful nod

coach irihata went up to you bc wow, kunimi has a friend with of another gender?

‘how can we help you, miss?’

‘im l/n y/n, first year, and id like to apply as the manager’

internally, the coach sighed bc you werent the first one to apply

the reason they havent had a manager for years was bc of oikawa’s fangirls hiding themselves under that false facade

but he saw you brush off that comment oikawa make with no hint of fluster or blush on your face so he decides to give you a trial run, in guise of seeing if you could handle these chaotic boys

‘do you have any experience as manager? or do we need to teach you the ropes?’

‘i was a manager for 3 years in my middle school volleyball’

he nodded

‘ill give you one month. a trial run of a month to test the waters’

you agreed and your trial run began

kunimi mentioned that morning practice starts at 6 am sharp so you set your alarm for 5 to get ready and get to school on time before the boys

you remembered how to set up the nets so you quickly put them out (using a step stool bc we short) and ran to get the basket of balls

their water bottles were filled and you were in the middle of lugging the big basket of towels when the third years entered

the 4 of them usually came earlier than the rest so they saw you dragging the basket of fresh towels and wipe your sweat before smiling at the work youve done

iwa was so happy bc it was usually him who did this stuff and now that he had someone do it for him, it was like a god-send

oikawa’s eyes shone and he waved at you

‘yohoo, y/n-chan!’

you cringed at the loud voice of the famous oikawa tooru

‘hello, oikawa-san’

he chuckled at your politeness before hugging you

‘you did all this for us? youre so cute, y/n-chan!’

instead of the normal blush and love-struck eyes, you were actually very uncomfortable of the sudden skinship and you quickly ran to the side when iwa hit him at the head

‘shittykawa! leave her alone!’

‘iwa-chan!’

makki and mattsun stood next to you as the boys did their usual fight

‘is this all an act or are you really not attracted to oikawa?’

mattsun shot him a surprised look bc why was he so straightforward

but you just shrugged

‘hes cute, i admit. but ive seen much cuter and the boys in my middle school team was basically full of him so,,, and i hate guys who think theyre all that just bc theyre blessed w a pretty face. if anything, ill probably go for iwaizumi-san’

pop off S I S T E R!!!

you just won the heart of these two

slowly but surely, they all came to accept you and iwa straight out loves you bc you maintained this routine for the whole month of your trial run

and you still remained indifferent of oikawa’s advances and he was even impressed and slightly agitated that you werent paying attention to him

‘y/n-chan, one date! just one!’

you huffed before looking up from your clipboard

‘i like men, oikawa-san. not boys’

that comment made the guys shriek

‘y/n-chan! youre just a first year! you dont need a man!’

‘youre not a man, oikawa!’

you left oikawa to be tormented by his teammates and went to go and hand over the report to the coach

he was impressed by the notes you made bc they were ones he even missed

like the split-second of hesitation that kindaichi usually has that goes unnoticed but you immediately saw

or the wince oikawa has whenever he so much as jumps an inch

you could even tell the difference between iwa’s spike and if he was being easy or he was going full-out

this added on to the fact that the boys loved you and irihata actually saw kunimi try more 

but he thinks its only to earn your praises

‘y/n, youre officially the team manager’

yall celebrated at the normal hang-out spot which was the ramen shop and it truly shocked you at how much these boys ate

granted, this was the first time you ate together but you didnt expect them to eat nearly 5 bowls each

you could only finish 2 and you already feel like throwing up

‘honestly, how do you guys not gain weight after this?’

the table you sat at, iwa, kindaichi, mattsun, and kunimi, looked at you and shrugged

‘i work out’

‘i run’

‘i fast’

‘i poop it out’

lmao im sorry i cackled too hard at this

you stared blankly at mattsun’s answer who said it so seriously that you snorted a laugh

they watched you and your laughter bc you havent really expressed yourself as much 

so they made it their goal to see you laugh more

‘y/n-chan! you need to eat more!’

oikawa shouted, clearly food drunk, but you shook your head aggressively

‘i only planned to eat one bowl but he just had to shove another down my throat’

‘but you need to grow, y/n-chan!’

‘i want to grow taller! not wider!!’

As a manager:

oh boy

you basically grew into kinda their mom

‘oikawa-san! you need to rest your knee or youre going to hurt yourself! i will drag you home myself!’

‘kunimi, if you try to get this one more spike, i’ll buy you a bag of those caramel bites you like’

‘iwa-san! if you hit oikawa-san too much, youll destroy the little braincells he has!’

‘yahaba-san, nice dump!’

‘is your knee okay, watari-san?’

yall really forget that watari and yahaba exist sometimes smh

it was part of the work

keeping up with seijoh

so to keep them encouraged, you gave them praises that they always demand for and they always turn to you whenever they did something good

mattsun gives you a look whenever he blocks iwa’s spikes and you give kindaichi a head pat whenever he blocks some too

bc of how you are with them, sometimes, they forget that you are actually just a first year

they get shocked whenever you walk in with kunimi and kindaichi and talk about the current homework bc it slips their mind that their hard-working manager was actually just a 15-year-old girl

so, they try to ease the burden whenever they can

like iwa offering to help you whenever you have to take their jerseys to the laundrymat

or offering to help you with your assignments since theyve only been through it once

more like watari, yahaba, and iwa bc the matsuhana are clueless and acts like they completely skipped that grade

also

!!!!

oikawa’s fangirls ltr dont leave you alone!!!

now, its known that youre the manager of the volleyball team bc oikawa has boasted about your efforts and such

this obvs ticked off a bunch of girls bc they were jealous that you got to spend more time in a single practice with their precious oikawa-senpai than they have their entire lives

more than once theyve cornered you to threaten you to stay away from their senpai or youll have something coming for you

you never take them seriously bc you can fight too and you just give them a look and push them away

but this one time

TRIGGER WARNING-START

okay tea

the self-proclaimed president of the oikawa tooru fanclub, kenta miyo, cornered you at the bathroom with her other minions

you were just washing your hands and drying them off when she marched up to you and grabbed your hair before tugging it back

obviously you were surprised and shouted

‘oi! what the hell?!’

‘you slut! you need to stay away from my tooru, got it?!’

ehm what

you hissed and wrenched her arm from your hair and pushed her away

your hair was now a mess and you were fuming, already sick and tired of the torture these girls put you through

‘he belongs to himself, not you! so stop being delusional and leave me alone already!’

she signalled for the girls to hold on to you which you slapped away but they forcefully grabbed your arm while you kicked at them and struggle to get out of their hold

jesus what do these girls eat

miyo watches you struggle with a smile and cackles

‘oh? no fight anymore, little kouhai?’

you glared at her

‘i dont want to beat yall up bc id get yelled at by tooru so you need to let me go or regret it’

at the mention of his first name, her eyes widened and her face twisted and she slapped you

‘oi! respect your senpai, you brat! dont you ever say oikawa’s first name!’

your lips curled

‘oh? thats funny, because he actually told me to call him that since he wants his cute little manager to be very comfortable with him’

you achieved a feat that she has been working to get her entire high school life and miyo was not happy

‘ive been with him for 3 years and you just suddenly show up out of nowhere and call him that?! i dont think so!’

she had her hands around your neck and you gripped her arms, making her wince

but you laughed at that comment

‘heh, thats pathetic, isn’t it? here you are, my senpai, who has been vying for his attention for 3 years only to be ignored yet a mere first year, who shows up out of nowhere, has been asked to a date nearly a million times every day. that must be tough’

she shrieked at that comment and threw you on the floor, making you accidentally hit your head at the edge of the sink

yall im actually so bothered by this scene and im wincing as im typing

you bit your lip to prevent any sound of pain to escape bc you knew thats what she wanted to hear from you

but you werent going to give her the satisfaction

instead, you looked up at her, hatred swirling in your eyes

‘youre freaking psycho, you know that? once tooru and hajime knows about this, theyre going to give you hell. they wont ever let this go bc im the manager of their prized team and their little baby sister. so go ahead, do what you want with me. bc i paid too much for these nails to be tainted by dirt like you’

saiyo, a girl you noticed to be watari’s classmate when you went and visited him, nervously tugged on miyo’s jacket

‘miyo, we should go-’

‘SHES BLUFFING. AND HERE, SINCE YOUR SOCCERFIELD FOREHEAD IS BLEEDING, LET ME HELP WASH IT OUT’

and she poured over a carton of banana milk over you, making you wince at the sticky and cold liquid

the tough facade was crumbling and you were now screaming for help in your head, hoping that stupid theory from yahaba about team telepathy to work

but it didnt

TRIGGER WARNING-END

when miyo and her girls left, you sat on the floor, soaked and sticky and bleeding

then you begin to cry angry tears

you were angry that you were being treated like this just bc you were a manager

you were angry that you let them do that to you

you were angry that you prized your nails more than punching her square in the nose

you were just angry

periodt

staggering on your own feet, you stood up and leaned on the sink, eyes widening at the dripping red liquid from the gash on your forehead, staining the porcelain sink

you were stupid and unconsciously touched it making you wince 

‘shit, that hurts’

you whined quietly

there was little you can do with toilet paper and water to clean yourself up but you managed to at least stop the bleeding

you knew you had to be put on concussion protocol just in case bc you that hit was quite hard but at the moment, that wasnt your concern

practice has already started and this was the first time you werent present for daily practice

this was confirmed at the constant buzzing of your phone in your skirt pocket which you didnt listen to and instead, started thinking of ways to go to your locker and get your stuff and fake being sick but at the same time, not be seen and relayed to the team

time was ticking and you had to come up with a plan fast before oikawa will send the team to come looking around the building for you

once you looked at your reflection and smiled big, you decided it was enough to not show the pain you were in right now

girl im hurting for you

you peeked out of the bathroom door and saw the coast was clear so you quickly ran to your classroom, which was thankfully empty, and quickly grabbed your things

but as you were packing up, the tears just kept falling

it didnt stop as you bolted down the stairs, using your cardigan to hide your face from the public

once you were safely out of school grounds, you finally took out your phone and reviewed through all the worried and concerned texts from the team group chat

but you just replied, ‘im fine but i just feel really sick right now. girl stuff’

you smirked, knowing that would keep the boys away

but oikawa had to go and ask you to call him

‘y/n-chan! do you want oikawa-senpai to come over with chocolates and ice cream?! wings or no wings?!’

your jaw dropped at the question and clearly scandalized by the question

the team was too as shouting began and you could faintly hear iwa scream, ‘oh my god, shittykawa!’

‘im seriously okay, oikawa-san. i just need to be alone right now and ill try and get some sleep. good bye’

then you hung up

there was no way you could tell them

they were in their last year anyways so doing something about it wouldnt matter

and you were strong 

but apparently not strong enough to fight them off though

you would cover the wound with concealer and continue on with practice tomorrow as if everything was normal

but there was only so much you could take

just yesterday, they trashed your locker and a week ago, they took your bento and threw it away

you even got into a fight with this one girl but she scampered away, too scared to do anything alone

so you were actually just tired and want everyone to leave you alone

believe me, youve thought of quitting sometimes

but youve actually created a bond with these boys

like when you take hanamaki to get cream puffs whenever he loses against iwa in arm wrestling

or when yahaba calls you at ungodly hours to express his worries for next year and to fill oikawa’s shoes

it was simple moments that you shared with each player that kept you from not leaving

soon, you found yourself crying again and the looks pedestrians were giving you was starting to make you uncomfortable

a girl, with her gross hair in a bun, puffy eyes with a bleeding wound and walking down the street

that was a sight

so you cut a corner to an alley by your house to escape from the judging eyes and you were too busy wiping your eyes to see a boy who was crouched down on the floor and ended up walking over him

omg my baby kyoken hello luv!!!!

you gasped and you were surprised and quickly apologized

kyotani was originally about to yell at you, no matter what, but he saw the state you were in and concluded you were either from a fight or was beaten up

he recognized that and decided to just glare at you and go back to feeding the stray dogs and cats

you breathed a sigh in relief when he didnt yell at you bc that wouldve been the last thing you needed today

‘sir, im sorry for hitting you. if there is something i could do for you, dont hesitate’

he ignored you and you focused on him paying attention to the strays

going into your backpack, you had a milk carton and a sausage stick from earlier

you used your thermos lid to serve as the milk bowl for the cats while you peeled open the meat and used your scissors to cut chunks of it for the dogs to have some

kyotani watched as you went into action to feeding the animals that people usually ignored

he knew you

well, he recognized you

when he watched from the top of the gym, he saw you as their manager who ran around and helped everyone

sure, he still didnt trust you 

but he watched you grin and smile as the animals started to eat

‘im in a hurry right now so i have to go but ill feed you again tomorrow, okay? you too, stranger-san. ill bring food for you too’

then you stood up and ran away, probably in a hurry to fix that wound

he wouldve offered to treat it for you but he remained silent, watching the cats mewl at the now empty lid

the next day, oikawa was worried for you and when he saw you at early morning practice, he practically glomped to your side

‘y/n-chan! you okay?! oikawa-senpai was so worried for you!’

you cringed but nodded

‘im okay, oikawa-san’

‘senpai, y/n-chan! call me senpai!’

‘im not going to feed into your kink, oikawa-san’

*cue everyone busting a lung*

to this day, no one still knew what happened to you

you kept it quiet and you were sure you got everything handled

except for one person

kyotani was smart and for some reason he knew you got beat up by the fangirls and the perpetrators were easily found bc he saw them huddled around your locker, probably trashing it again, and lets just say, 

no one is def going to mess w you now

back to manager moments!!

during practice matches, the boys rally around you to prevent other teams from sweet-talking you

they make sure no one gets past them and always have excuses to get your attention

you knew what they were doing but you pretended not to, heart warming at their protectiveness and hunger for your attention

even though you have your own jacket, the team gives you theirs all the time like oikawa has his special team jacket w his name at the back and when he feels threatened by schools like johzenji, he makes you wear it

‘youre mine, y/n-chan and i want that blondie to know’

‘ehm, no, oikawa-san. im iwaizumi-san’s’

oikawa screamed

lmao training camps w them is CHAOTIC

YOU WANT TO CRYYYYYY

OIKAWA IS CRYING BC IWAIZUMI IS BEATING HIM UP, MATSUHANA ARE FREAKING OUT THE FIRST YEARS ABOUT THE GHOSTS IN THE WOODS AND NOW KINDAICHI REFUSES TO LET GO OF YOU, WATARI GOT LOST GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND YAHABA IS SCREAMING ABOUT THE WEATHER MESSING UP HIS HAIR AND MAKING IT FRIZZY

reminder: threaten to quit everytime they get too much

your hugs are the best!!!!

you have a special hug for every player

oikawa gets his favorite which was the normal arm around the waist with your arms around his neck while he snuggles in your neck

iwa gets flustered easily so you hug him from behind so you cant see his flustered look

mattsun actually likes the jumping in the air so he catches you type of hug

makki is more tame and has his arms around your shoulder with his chin on your head

yahaba is the twirly kind where he just picks you up and swings you around

watari also gets flustered easily so he likes the one-arm hugs

kindaichi gets blushy at the slightest touch from you but he gives you a hug from behind you himself where he can bury his face in your hair while you caress his arms

kunimi, now he likes it when you squeeze him extremely tight bc it makes him feel loved and feel alive

kyo doesnt even talk to you what makes you think you can give him a hug

their lost for shiratorizawa really broke them though

you made them their own bentos for nearly a week to keep them encouraged and gave oikawa extra attention to keep him from sulking or practicing late

‘oikawa-senpai, lets go watch that new movie later’

‘S-S-SENPAI?!’

then the arrival of our baby kyoken

yahaba was moody the whole practice and you were currently trying to keep him from spiking a ball to someone

‘even just today, he’s late’

‘who?’

‘that stupid dog’

he just keeps mumbling and grunting

and then the said dog arrived

you peaked out from behind iwaizumi, who protectively went in front of you

shock ran through you and you pointed at him

‘puppy-kun!’

lmao puppy what

youve called him that since he refused to tell you his name, but you call him that bc he paid special attention to this one baby beagle

he raised a hand in greeting and you gave him a smile

‘youre a player here, too?!’

he ‘glared’ at you but nodded stiffly

the team really thought that he would lash out at you but he is surprisingly tolerant

the power of the manager

he still hasnt talked to you but he does respond to you and even helps you with chores, still not talking ofc

hes so tsun tsun and he deserves my heart yall

however, youve heard him talk to iwaizumi, and iwaizumi only, so youve heard his voice before

ngl, you were flustered by how gruff and deep it was

then their loss to karasuno

bruh, it was KARASUNO

the entire team fell apart and after the match, each of them ran away from you to stop lashing out

you were also on the verge of crying, seeing the broken look on your third years

your precious third years

you decided to give them their own space but you heard a loud banging sound from the bathroom

yahaba and watari were outside, clearly trying to talk to someone in there on coming out but it got louder

okay you were lowkey like, ‘hm, i should not be here’

but you recognized that voice

you knocked at the boys door to be respectful

‘kyo-san? its me, y/n’

he was silent but he did unlock it

you took this as a sign to enter and you gave yahaba and watari a smile

‘i’ll be fine. go to kindaichi and kunimi. they need your comfort right now’

tbh, you were surprised the bathroom was still intact but you saw the stall door at the very end being rattled and shaken

you remained by the door but you wanted to go to him

‘kyo-san, please come out so i can treat your injuries’

he expected you to say those words like ‘its okay’ or ‘theres always next year’ but you didnt

instead, you knew he was hurt and wanted to help him

he continued to give a few punches to the wall and the door before emerging

you wordlessly treated the wounds and offered your hand

‘im here, kyo-san. dont worry, im right here’

at the ramen shop, you told them to eat as much as they want and wordlessly gave them your card, slightly crying inside bc you know this was going to be like over a hundred dollars

but you were treating the boys bc they deserved it

you sat beside kindaichi, who was just sobbing and apologizing, so you were wiping his tears and holding his hand under the table

this precious babie

bruh i was sobbing when i watched this part like uuggghhhh

after dinner, you walked with the other third years, knowing they would go to the gym, so you gave everyone else your special hugs before sending them home

‘text me when you arrive safely, okay?’

‘yes, mom’

‘KINDAICHI WHAT’

oikawa’s speech made you cry bc despite only knowing them for not even a year, you already feel like a family

you didnt want your family to be broken but you knew they would all go their separate ways eventually

there was a big hug pile of third years on the side where you took a picture and sent it to the group chat

you had to eventually go home after helping them clean up and when you checked your phone, a fresh batch of tears rolled down

each from every person on the team but with the same sentence and same words

‘we love you, l/n y/n. thanks for everything.’

ngl i dont think this was that good and its like 8 in the morning and im extremely tired

i want to do karasuno, nekoma, and fukurodani but im so exhausted i cannot right now

[painfullydistended]

Maggie 2

He stood at the door jam shaking with anxiety as another series of moans and hisses escaped the lips of the woman he loved. He faced away from her, his eyes staring into the dimly lit hallway as labored breathing could be heard inbetween the fits of moaning. She weakly called his name but he refused to respond, trying desperately to tune her out and focus squarely at the task at hand. He clutched his cellphone tight, 911 already dialed but his finger hovered over send. This was the moment. The moment he feared. The moment he told himself he wouldn't hesitate. He had promised himself he would never let things go this far...yet here he stood. Frozen.

"Its ok baby, I told u its ok..." she said. Her voice was so faint. Exhaustion coated every word, every syllable and the lizard part of his brain relished it. The reptile wanted to hear her burden.

"Look at me baby...please." her voice trailed off.

He slowly turned around, letting his hand relax around his cellphone. He kept his eyes closed cursing his name and lamenting his weakness. Frustrated at his inability to act and worried that what little resolve he had left to make that phone call would melt away if he locked eyes with her. He heard a snort and a chuckle come from his wife and he realized he must look like a fool standing before her with his eyes shut so tightly.

"Open ur eyes silly..." she said and he could hear the laughter in her voice. Her voice was sweet like honey and under the weight of that voice what was left of his resolve withered and he opened his eyes. Laying in their bed was a woman that fufilled his darkest of desire. Desires he was far to afraid to admit even to his own subconscious. His eyes drank her in starting at her jet black hair, long and silky, contrasting sharply against her ghostly pale skin. Her large blue eyes gazed at him lazily, once clear but now glazed with chronic fatigue. Her lids were heavy and a wisp of darkness lay underneath each eye telling the story of her inability to sleep as of late due to the pain of the incredible burden she carries. She parted her plump lips to let out a labored breath. He noticed she had put on the ruby lipstick he loved. Bright, full paintedlips sat sharply against ashen skin. Her thick cherry lips curled into grimaces as spikes of rolling pain shot through her at random intervals. He tightened his grip on the cellphone ready to call for help but just like always that grimace turned into a weak smile...a smile directed at him. Not to hide the pain of it all, no she wasn't smiling to conceal her pain but instead smiling with the knowledge that she knew he liked it, loved it, wanted it.

Her chest heaved almost disturbingly. Filling and collapsing in a way that looked far too fragile. Short shallow breaths following long labored ones. As if she was fighting for air moment to moment.

"Please...touch me...Im doing this for u baby..." she said. Lifting her hand with long slender fingers and bringing it to the cause of her suffering. She slowly slide the sheet from her grossly distended abdomen and he found himself struck with arousal and they moaned in tandem but for very different reasons. Her middle dwarfed her slender frame, jutting from her and towards the ceiling in a way that seemed inhuman. As if just her middle defied all gravity and was being drawn ever upwards. Stretched across the massive globe was skin pulled to its thinnest, marred by a roadmap of blue veins that lay prominent under her almost translucent skin. Her belly button had stretched until it lay flush with her swell and at the very apex of it all the skin was blushed pink and showed all the signs of incredible strain. She pressed into the side of her belly, biting her lip and closing her eyes as just the smallest of added pressure shot waves of ache and discomfort through her. Her belly refusing to give even a centimeter under her finger tips. Rock hard and tight as a drum. The growth inside of her filling her so completely that it was a wonder she hadn't given way to it. Running her hand along her belly she made her way to where her expanse encroached upon her ribs and lungs, demanding more room than she had to give but refusing to stop. With each breath she took she grimaced.

"I can feel it getting bigger...stretching me" she wheezed.

"Stop...just stop Maggie..." He started. He tightened his grip on his phone. Running his hand through his hair he began to pace.

"Don't be that way baby..." she reached out for him but he ignored her hand and silence briefly fell between them.

"Im getting so big...I have a new symptom...are u curious?" She asked but he didnt respond and she didn't seem surprised. He continued to pace, eyes directed to the floor. He muttered to himself, going on and on about responsibility, depravity and the inevitable conclusion if this continued.

"My back has been so sore...hurts so bad lately. Feels like something is pushing on my spine from the inside." She said and as it left her lips he stopped pacing. The phone fell from his hand. He stared at her with an intensity she had rarely seen from him. He made short work of the distance between them. His hands unsure of what to touch, what to prod, what to feel to confirm what she just said...confirm that it was true. The mass inside having filled her to such a degree even her spine was being displaced.

"Its never going to stop baby...its gonna keep getting bigger even if it snaps me in half to do it" she whispered. she motioned to shift her weight but it was futile. Her belly seemingly pinning her down. Despite his mental reservations his cock sprung to life with those words. The sheer size of the thing swelling within her excited him to his core. Maliciously growing and devistating her in the process. His darkest thoughts flooded him. The idea of more torturous growth gripped him and he wondered what would give way under the pressure first...her ribs? Spine? Or her middle? He wondered what it would look like, sound like, feel like...he wondered the face she would make...he wondered if she would continue to grow despite it all. And as quickly as his thoughts fell into the pit of his depravity he immediately admonished himself.

"This can't go on anymore...I just..." His voice was small. Uncertain.

She reached out to him again and he noticed just how small and frail her hand was. Her body had become so slight with time, as if the ever growing mass that lay just under her burdened skin was pulling from her everything she had. He clasped her boney hand and she led him to the very connection to where the aggressive growth met her ribs.

"I dont think I can handle much more pressure here..." she said and she smiled devilishly.

"I want ur hand right here when it happens..."she said placing his hand right under her breasts and resting them on her ribs that had already begun to compress and jut strangely from her torso due to constant and increasing pressure. Her breathing became even more shallow as she played into his desire. She arched her back pushing her chest into his hands and he could feel the bulge within her pressed so firmly into her ribs he wondered how they had not snapped. With each breath, regardless how shallow, her ribs attempted to expand but met a brickwall of resistance. He became entranced by the inconsistent rhythm of her breathing, wanting nothing more than her to grow in this very moment. And with each shakey breath she took he found himself anticipating the flash of pain that fluttered across her face.

"Why pretend anymore? Why pretend this isn't what excites you?" she whispers and he shudders. The phone and his promise now long forgotten.

"Im so tired.." she said suddenly. Her glassy eyes fluttered with sleep. He slid his hand along her skin, watching her face carefully and applying pressure randomely. He was instantly rewarded by her mouth suddenly agape, she lifted her chin and pushing her shoulders into the mattress while hissing at the sudden pain and discomfort. Her chest heaved even more wildly at his prodding. Her reaction excited him even further and he went on to lay both hands on her massive mound hearing her moans turn into exclaims as he increased the pressure. He stopped his exploring hands at the very peak of her swell. Where the skin was the most taxed and the pressure the most apparent. With the mind and intention of someone with uncontrolled sadistic desires he relished in the idea that his actions filled her with pain and suffering on such a scale and he wanted more, much more. He sought agony. He jumped at her sudden touch. Her tiny hand snaking down his pants and her chilled fingers grasping his cock. His knees almost buckled as she began to stroke. Slow, rythmic.

"Do u want me bigger?" She asked. And just the question alone made his cock jump.

"Maggie...you know this can't continue..." he managed to say through gritted teeth. His hands traced the veins down the entire length of the massive dome and once again landed on the crease where her unrelenting growth met her ribcage. His favorite spot. She smiled slightly and tightened her grip on his manhood. She quickened the pace and he moaned trying but failing not to thrust into her hand.

"Do you like what its doing to me?" She asked. And he nodded emphatically. YES, yes he loved every second of it. In the darkest pit of himself was a desire for her to grow until her body was destroyed by this malignant thing and its selfish need to grow. He wanted to see her ravished by growth and he wanted her to feel every agonizing second of it.

Her hand suddenly loosened on his rod and her pace slowed, leaving him fruitlessly humping with dreams of her filled to the breaking point playing out in incredible detail. He glanced from her belly to her face to find her eyes screwed shut, Her back arched, toes curled. One hand clutching her belly with fingers splayed while the other, now pullled free of his pants, clutched the sheets. She began to writhe, squirming underneath the gigantic ball that immobilized her.

"Stretching..." she gasped, using what little air she had left in her lungs before the pain took her breath away. Her belly seemed to strain forward as if being pulled by an invisible force, the thing within her pressing further against the walls of its shell without care. Her breath growing more strained as the growth surged further into her chest cavity. Her eyes wide, mouth open, head thrown back the pain continued to escalate as the growth stretched her. He watched the skin pull tighter as her entire middle forcibly pushed towards the ceiling. His mind clouded with sexual fever. He jammed one hand down his pants, the other he rested on her enourmous mound. he could feel it swell underneath his fingertips, feel her body contest the growth but fail. Her fat ruby lips open and waiting for a scream to escape that stayed stuck in her throat. Her hand slid from her belly and up to cluch her chest as if she could stop the unstoppable. He feverishly stroked himself towards climax with his mind replaying what she had said not too long ago...and while her belly pushed higher and the pressure in her chest reached critical he knew the relentless pressure on her spine grew as well. She must feel as tho she could break in two at this very moment he thought. The sheer agony etched on her face only solidified his wonderings and caused him to erupt. He panted from the ferocity of his orgasm...and as he came down from the high of it all her spasm of growth slowed and then stopped. Leaving her suddenly still.

"Baby..." she said, her red lips barely parting. Her hair was in disarray, and her skin seemed that much more pale and ashen as if the mass had drained from her her vibrancy in exchange for unchecked growth. Her abdomen was impossibly bigger. She continued to arch her back, the continuous discomfort of her new size obvious. And where the growth spasm had ended the pain had not completely ceased nor would it ever from this point on. He cupped her cheek in his hand. He found himself overwhelmed with euphoria. This woman looking so spent on his behalf. Tortured, suffering through for his delight. Going to such lengths to realize his desires. He looked over her swollen middle. The blush at the tip of her swell had spread and darkened and he was sure he would find more consequences of her new growth that would excite the darkness in him but he also noticed she shook as if chilled to the bone. He pulled the sheet and blanket over her fragile form and kissed her forhead. And even underneath the layers of cloth her belly looked positively explosive.

"I dont know how many more of those I can take..." she whimpered. And he shushed her with a reassuring smile. She smiled back weakly, the smile was barely there. As he looked upon her at her most fragile and vulnerable he realized that he wanted more. It wasn't enough.

"Ok Maggie, I wont fight this anymore...but we have to do it my way..." he finally said.