#no they don’t

[margoshansons]

Something something Ganondorf being born into a tribe that is always on the outskirts, explicitly coded as POC no matter how fantastical they get.

Something something power not just being magic or a crown but a dominating force in the world. Being the ones who make the rules, who say go, who have access to resources to make life better. Power as a ticket to fighting oppression.

Something something Ganondorf needing power to make the world better for HIS people. the tribe he’s responsible for. Ganondorf not just needing power but Wisdom to know how to lead and Courage to effect change when no one will listen. Ganondorf seeing the green hills of Hyrule and knowing he could lead his people out of the desert and into the promised land.

Something something the corrupting force of power. No matter how small a little bit corrupts your soul and turns you greedy. No matter how good your intentions Power will always twist and writhe and claw at any bit of your heart it can to twist it into something unimaginable and unrecognizable from what you first wanted.

Something something fairytales always twisting wishes into what they wanted but there always being some kind of awful twist or catch one has to deal with. How one’s intentions are always different than the outcome.

Something something the Triforce of Power ending up in the hands of a man with good intentions and a selfish heart, splitting so he can never have the full means to truly lead his people to the land he wished for them.

Idk…it’s just something.

[awetistic-things]

nothing worse than excitedly telling your neurotypical friend about your newly discovered neurodivergent traits only for them to say “but everybody does that 😐”

[random-regulusblack-kinnie]

people think they know me

but they don’t know the part of me who ship harry potter’s dad with sirius black’s brother

[petwifed]

too lazy to change all my tags buttt im leaning more towards going by kiki now 🤔

[wool-string]

[addsalwayssick]

i work with kindergartners a lot and they are so ruthless. I was talking to one about their project and they look at me and say “You have really big eyes. They match your nose. And those red dots” Okay you little twat you look like a bug dipped in vinegar and your nose is running a river but i didn’t tell you that, did i?

[catinafigtree]

Hamas hates black people

allahumma ameen

[raetreaderarts]

Hey so idk if any of you guys are actually interested in my R.E.M. goobers but I wanna talk about them some more cause I’m working on a big update for my game. So I’ll share with you a fan favorite among my friend group

This is Chamberlain, he owns a museum in the complex but it’s all just art of himself. He isn’t full of himself or anything, he’s just the only person who inspires him to paint. Well, that was the case until he met another resident, but I might get into that later if I ever get around to it. After I get off work I’ll show a sneak peek of the big update I mentioned earlier.

[ursie]

Antiblackness?? Racism?? Fucking ridiculous keep DickBabs (Dick ain’t white and we all know Babs is a Black excellence queen 💅🏾) out your mouth and don’t act like there ain’t be any black girls who ship it (more black girls ship them than Kory who isn’t even Black she’s be whitest dumb bitch in dc 🤭 and all us black girls know it 😤)

Anon..I’m sorry but we can all tell you’re white 😭

[children-of-the-sun-au]

*on the floor groaning from a hot spear in their shoulder* this is not going to be good…

Louhou: Here let me…

Louhou: You constellations don’t…bleed right?

[thevqid]

singing is so fun for me but i’ve also sadly convinced myself that i’m shit at it

[they-might-be-ultramen]

Started watching always sunny in Philadelphia. Things really happen on that show huh

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[theres-rue-for-you]

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

[useless-englandfacts]

uk journalists having to report through gritted teeth that there were no riots last night as thousands of anti-racist protesters significantly outnumbered the racist rioters across the country

[frownyalfred]

Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:

Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.

You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.

When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.

A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)

Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)

The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.

Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.

Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.