#no ted x rebecca or roy x keeley endgame

[ravenassassin]

the saddest part for me is ted just. being alone in kansas like obviously with his son but the comparison between that and everyone still being connected with their little community in richmond is literally too bleak for me to stomach

[virtualdespairr]

i miss them so much guys

[lunar-years]

I must really just love angst because I seem to be the only person in the tags who both likes Keeley & Roy together and also is thrilled that they broke up AND thinks it was a great writing choice AND can’t wait to watch them suffer some more onscreen

[so-sona]

i just ,,,, fininshed ted lasso season 2 and i have so many thiughts about it but nothing coherent so its all just swirling aorund in ym head but all im gonna say is that i hsincerely hope ted and rebecca stay friends in s3 bc theyre soooo platonic soulmates

[kentray]

One more Roy/Keeley endgame clue

In Make Rebecca Great Again, Roy is on top of the world. His beast mode was unlocked and he played like his old self, scoring the only goal. He was being captain, standing on the bench, wanting to celebrate with his team. And what did he do? He asked Keeley to join him. What is so awesome about this is, as far as I can tell, it's the first time we see them touch onscreen and it’s to “lift her up”, to put the spotlight on her, to let her take over his moment as he looks on proudly. I think this totally represents where they are going in S3, I think he also showed it in S2.

Maybe that wasn’t purposeful, but I choose to believe. ❤️❤️

[forasecondtherewedwon]

second's (eclectic) masterlist

Hello! Under the cut, you’ll find all the fics I’ve written for these fandoms:

television:

The Artful Dodger ⁎ Bodyguard ⁎ Bridgerton ⁎ Daisy Jones & The Six

Daybreak ⁎ Deadly Class ⁎ Dickinson ⁎ A Discovery of Witches ⁎ Dollface

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier ⁎ For All Mankind ⁎ Gilmore Girls ⁎ Hawkeye

Heartstopper ⁎ The Irregulars ⁎ Loki ⁎ The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Masters of the Air ⁎ My Lady Jane ⁎ Nancy Drew ⁎ Never Have I Ever

Peaky Blinders ⁎ Percy Jackson and the Olympians ⁎ Preacher

The Queen's Gambit ⁎ Riverdale ⁎ Sanditon ⁎ Schmigadoon! ⁎ Sex Education

The Sex Lives of College Girls ⁎ Stranger Things ⁎ Ted Lasso

The Umbrella Academy ⁎ WandaVision ⁎ Why Didn't They Ask Evans?

The Wilds

film:

Avengers: Endgame ⁎ Black Widow ⁎ The Hunger Games ⁎ Inception

King Kong ⁎ Marriage Story ⁎ No Time to Die ⁎ Spider-Man ⁎ Star Trek

Thor: Ragnorak ⁎ Top Gun: Maverick ⁎ Twisters ⁎ Wonder Woman

daisy jones & the six

E / 3k / Eddie x Camila - “Just Like Andy Warhol Said”

T / 1k - “Life and Death in Laurel Canyon”

E / 4k / Karen x Graham - “Typical Wonderful View”

deadly class

E / 5k / Petra x Billy - “Rats’ Waltz”

E / 9k / Petra x Billy x Lex - “We Test on Rats”

dickinson

M / 2k / Emily x Sue - “Another Dickinson”

T / 1k - “How Luscious Lies”

G / 376 / Emily x Sue - “Lands Away”

a discovery of witches (phoebe x marcus)

E / 2k - “Gladly Be a Fool”

E / 3k - “The Night Today”

the falcon and the winter soldier

T / 7k / Sam x Bucky - 3 Simple Rules for Dating a Centenarian

T / 1k - “À la Carter”

E / 5k / Bucky x Sarah - “Chasing Water Pumps”

E / 8k / Sam x Bucky - The Great Madripoorian Snake Off

T / 3k / Bucky x Sarah - “Guest Side Story”

T / 3k / Sam x Bucky - “Never a Gull Moment”

T / 4k / Sam x Bucky - “Stare Enough”

T / 2k / Sam x Bucky - “They're Sayin' (You're Gonna Be My Man)”

for all mankind

T / 1k / Margo x Sergei - “The Bridges of Madison”

G / 286 / Pam x Ellen - “Ode to the Front Porch”

T / 1k - “This Mortal Doyle”

gilmore girls (rory x jess)

E / 11k - Dreams I’ve Yet to Find

E / 24k - You Need Me to Be With You

the hunger games

E / 2k / Peeta x Johanna - “Elevator Pitch”

E / 2k / Katniss x Peeta - “Finally, Finally”

E / 4k / Katniss x Cato - “Lonely at the Top”

loki

G / 1k - “If You're a Robot and You Know It, Clap Your Hands”

G / 1k - “Mr. Second Chance”

T / 2k - “Riding in Cars With Lokis”

my lady jane

T / 1k / Guildford x Jane - “After the Horse Has Bolted”

E / 3k / Jane x Guildford - “Bad Latin”

E / 3k / Jane x Guildford - “Emotionally Stabled”

E / 15k / Jane x Guildford - It's Enough, It's Enough

E / 4k / Guildford x Jane - “Pure Grey”

T / 4k / Stan x Frances - “So, Hey, Check Me Out”

E / 1k / Jane x Guildford - “These Days Forth”

never have i ever (devi x paxton)

E / 4k - “Boy Meets Girlfriend”

M / 2k - “No Harm, No Towel”

T / 4k - “Runaway Ride”

M / 5k - “Swimming the Sonoran”

peaky blinders

E / 15k / Tommy x Grace - The Grand Dream of Things

E / 3k / Tommy x May - “Preferred Pastimes”

percy jackson and the olympians (2023- )

G / 830 / Sally x Poseidon - “but for the grace of gods”

G / 1k - “lullaby for a rottweiler”

T / 1k / Percy x Annabeth - “salt-and-vinegar dreams”

G / 967 / Percy x Annabeth - “soundtrack to a tooth alignment”

M / 875 / Sally x Poseidon - “a tall, tall tale no one believes”

sex education

E / 3k / Ola x Lily - “and the stars (they all aligned)”

E / 2k / Maeve x Isaac - “Please May I…?”

star trek

E / 3k / Bones x Carol - “The Deserted Planet, the Gorgeous Woman, and the Goddamn Torpedo”

E / 7k / Scotty x Jaylah - Something to Fix

stranger things

T / 2k / Steve x Nancy - “Always Mr. Right”

T / 458 / Eddie x Chrissy - “And Here’s to You, Chrissy Cunningham”

T / 1k / Lucas x Max - “The Kate Escape”

T / 1k / Lucas x Max - “The Lovers’ Lake Effect”

ted lasso

E / 8k / Keeley x Rebecca - “Cat Ladies”

T / 1k - “Crimminology”

E / 2k / Roy x Keeley - “The Halftime of It”

E / 3k / Ted x Sassy - “Sass Backwards”

wandavision

E / 34k / Darcy x Jimmy - Hex Life

G / 1k / Wanda x Vision - “Mailbox Blues”

T / 1k / Wanda x Vision - “The Neighbour Never Rings Twice”

G / 1k / Wanda x Vision - “One Papaya, Two Papaya”

T / 26k / Darcy x Jimmy - Only in a Sitcom

G / 1k / Wanda x Vision - “Our Names in a Heart”

why didn’t they ask evans? (frankie x bobby)

E / 2k - “One-Man Chauffeur”

E / 5k - “Sailors’ Hands”

the wilds

T / 2k - “Fourth Coming”

T / 738 - “Interviews by the Pool”

T / 1k / Shelby x Toni - “a verse about expecting the worst”

one-offs

Avengers: Endgame : Dolls' Eyes

Black Widow : “Same Day, Different Jumpsuit”

Bodyguard : “Don’t Ever Let Me Start”

Daybreak : “Garden-Variety Monsters”

Dollface : “Fender Is the Night”

Hawkeye : “An All-American January Christmas”

Heartstopper : “we sum up perfection like a handbook”

Inception (2010) : “Je Ne Regrette Rien”

The Irregulars : “The Sun Is Coming Up (I Think It’s Time)”

King Kong (2005) : “I’m Actually Quite Familiar With Your Work”

Marriage Story (2019) : “the whole night and the next day together”

No Time to Die : “The Blood You Owe”

Preacher : “Lonely, Handsome”

Sanditon : “Finding Georgiana”

Schmigadoon! : “I Fleetly Flee, I Fly”

The Sex Lives of College Girls : “An Abundance of Caution Tape”

Thor: Ragnorak : “In the Arms of the Anus”

Twisters (2024) : “get ya thinkin' (that you need me)”

The Umbrella Academy : “The Park Across the Way”

Wonder Woman (2017) : “Unconquered”

my fic masterlists

10 fics - the artful dodger

10 fics - bridgerton

13 fics - the marvelous mrs. maisel (midge x lenny)

12 fics - masters of the air

13 fics - nancy drew

13 fics - the queen's gambit (beth x benny)

38 fics - riverdale

71 fics - spideychelle

21 fics - top gun: maverick

[disasterbijamietartt]

I’ll need a few days to really process the last episode, so don’t expect any meta until the weekend.

But I wanted to write a post about why I believe in the writers and why I think that … this sounds so arrogant and delusional, but that my predictions here* are roughly what will happen and queer folks can stay hopeful.

(*tl;dr: Essentially that Colin will be the inspiration for main characters to address their queerness, Ted Lasso spent two seasons straightbaiting its entire audience and this season will end queer as fuck)

When I started watching Ted Lasso I thought it would be a fun, but silly little sports comedy, but very soon it got obvious how the show featured heavier themes and that they didn’t follow the expected script. Like, when Rebecca tells Ted the truth, you’d normally get some drama and rising conflict – but we got instant forgiveness.

And it got soon obvious we’d get a love triangle with Jamie, Keeley and Roy and – as someone who knows how the script goes – my first assumption was, that Roy x Keeley will be endgame (which was sad, since I adored Jamie x Keeley from the beginning, but I digress).

But some of the things that usually put me off love triangles were missing: there was no prolonged unnecessary drama after Roy learned that Keeley hooked up with Jamie the night before, Jamie and Roy didn’t fight over who would “get” Keeley (even though Roy’s jealousy sure was one reason for the tension between him and Jamie, but it wasn’t the only one), Jamie didn’t try to actively win Keeley back throughout the second season, he didn’t try to sabotage their relationship, even though he still loved her. The rocky parts in Roy’s and Keeley’s relationship weren’t related to Jamie at all, on the contrary, Jamie kind of unintentionally fixed their problems.

So, when they diverge so much from the expected, should I really still assume they’ll end the show with the thing everyone expects to happen? (like, in classic romance structure, Roy and Keeley now had their third act break-up, that always happens before the happily ever after … but as Phil said in an interview, they’re situation is a lot more complex than you’ll usually get.)

So, anyway, Ted Lasso was playing with expectations from the beginning. You’d expect Ted x Rebecca and Roy x Keeley endgame cause that is how the classic narrative works but the show subverted classic structure in the first season. So why should we assume that they just stick to the classic script now?

Also the theme song:

“Yeah, might be all that you get,

Yeah, I guess this might well be it“

I always thought, for an optimistic show like Ted Lasso this was a kinda sober beginning. But if you look at this with a queer eye … Cishet people are so used to seeing their happy endings playing out, so that is what they’ll expect to get. Until the last couple years, queer people barely got any stories with happy endings, so you didn’t exactly grow up with the expectation you’ll get a happy ending.

So you just had to take what you got.

But on the other hand the song has this hopeful bit about trying and not giving up. And … okay, I’m not sure where I’m going with this, but, idk, it just feels like it would fit as the theme song for an ultimately hella queer show?

And there are a lot of allusions to “The Wizard of Oz”, starting with the title of the first episode, Ted being the “Man from Kansas” aka Dorothy – googling I found this post pointing out a lot parallels in the second season, so it is not just me being delusional again.

For context: The movie was released 1939. Between 1934 and 1968 due to the Hays Code people couldn’t be shown as being explicitly queer in movies in the US, so writers started to queercode characters to still indicate queerness. And there is of course queercoding in “The Wizard of Oz” just like Ted Lasso and the movie as a whole resonated a lot with queer audiences, making Judy Garland a Gay Icon (see here). 

Both the movie and L. Frank Baumans novels have a lot of queer subtext (like, there is even kind of a trans character in the novels?). "Friend of Dorothy” was a way gay men referred to each other at a time, where they couldn’t just openly ask about someone’s orientation.

Fun Fact: The movies title song “Over the Rainbow” soon became a queer anthem and people wondered whether it inspired the rainbow flag. But the creator, Gilbert Baker, said he was inspired by,

wait for it,

“She’s a Rainbow” by the Rolling Stones (see here).

Rings a bell?

The episode “Rainbow”?

Roy returning as a coach to Richmond?

Also: Jamie comparing the team to the Rolling Stones? Himself to Mick Jagger and Roy to Keith Richards, who both wrote the song?

And, looking at episode titles some more: The color "Lavender" is so queer it has it's own LGTBQ-section on Wikipedia. Also the bisexual pride flag, where the colours overlap to form lavender? There was probably some other reason I forgot that the episode where Jamie returned was called like the queerest color ever, but still …

WHAT A BUNCH OF CURIOUS COINCIDENCES!

Oh God, the more I look, the queerer everything gets! I think I could go on some more, but I need to get breakfast and then some work done.

[vole-mon-amour]

3x06, part 1. Fair disclaimer, if Roy is gonna be mean to Jamie at any point, I'm protecting Jamie at all costs. Other than that, I am sooo excited. And it already hat a rating on 9.5 on IMDB, ahhh.

When is it gonna Jamie's time to shine? Any time now. I'm sad for them.

Rebecca just tried to blowjob the glass. Okay then.

:DD Guys. Come on.

I love having a good laugh at 9:20 in the morning. Lmao.

The plan is to make Roy and Jamie kiss.

"It's just you and me, kid." KISS.

???? Can we never go back to Roy x Keeley then, please? Ngl, I love that Keeley is out of Roy's range so they won't try to make it about them. This season is about Roy and Jamie for me, IDC. And I refuse to think about the future and Roy and Keeley holding hands unless it ends with an OT3 or Roy telling Keeley how much he actually grew to care for Jamie and hopes she's alright with it. Yes, I'm clowning full time. Anything is possible until it's not.

Also, Keeley just FLEW out of that building, and on those freaking heals at that. Queen.

Besties sitting together. <3

Jamie sitting next to Sam. :') Rewatching s1 next to s3 & wow, the way their friendship progressed. I'm proud of Jamie.

LMAOOOO.

They know something we don't. :')

Jamie is already in such a playful mood with him. I love them so much.

JAMIE IS SO HAPPY WITH HIM. Happy, happy geek. <3 Roy had nooo idea what he was getting himself into. It's such a fucking joy to see Jamie being like that. I just think about that and it blows my mind a bit. I couldn't actually dream about seeing Jamie being like THAT on the screen. It sounds like a fanfic, but I'm glad it's not.

Oh, and Jamie's little gremlin laugh is SO cute. I love him. I love Jamie so, sooo much. Phil is doing such an extraordinary job portraying Jamie.

As a side note: if Jamie or someone like him would've been my tour guide in Amsterdam when I visited, I don't think I would've hated it the way I did (despite the fucking weed smell, ew). Sure, I was exhausted and thinking how the hell do I buy tickets for Roger Water's The Wall that evening, but Jamie is just so lively and charming. I would've definitely saw more of the city with him.

Rebecca's "How the hell was I supposed to know that???" BABE. IT WAS RIGHT THERE UNDER YOUR FEET. I mean, I also had some troubles with bikers there, since they'll rather run you over than stop, but omg. I did NOT expect that.

He-fucking-lloooo????? Are you telling me they're actually going with TedBecca endgame in the long run? Tbh, I'm gonna be surprised if they do. I still see them more as friends than anything else. I don't think Rebecca sees Ted more than that and can't even imagine building a romantic future with him.

And there was only one bed.

Kiss your best friend, maybe that'll cheer you up.

This post is exactly 10 minutes of screentime that I watched for maybe 45, so that's gonna be fun. :) <3

[mynameusedtobekatie]

Just thinking about how Ted reacts to Roy telling him about Keeley…

…compared to Rebecca telling him about Sam.

Absolutely nothing at all to take away from this.

[wamapokestonepark]

Initial thoughts:

Didn’t find the Sam x Rebecca stuff that bad.

I do hope Sam chooses to stay in Richmond as I love him as a character even if I don’t love his recent arc.

Obviously happy to see Ted & Rebecca interacting. The biscuits were back!!! 😂♥️ at Rebecca stress eating one.

Hoping the 3rd year running of Rebecca going to Ted in his office will be part of their endgame story.

The Roy + Keeley stuff hurt but I love how honest they are with each other. They’ll be ok, I hope.

Glad Ted’s tidied up his depression den.

That ending, even if we knew it was coming it still felt like a punch in the gut. Oh Nate what have you become?!

[youngsamberg]

all time bish

ohhhh shit okay i will ATTEMPT to list all of my ships of all-time but i will definitely forget some. here we go

current shows (not specifying endgame/nonendgame for obvious reasons):

roy x keeley (ted lasso), ted x rebecca (ted lasso), laszlo x nadja (wwdits), nandor x guillermo (wwdits), brooke x lance (the other two), roman x gerri (succession), midge x lenny (the marvelous mrs maisel), tk x carlos (911: lone star), grace x judd (911: lone star), maddie x chimney (9-1-1), michael x alex (roswell nm), max x liz (roswell nm), kyle x isobel (roswell nm), jimmy x kim (better call saul), janine x gregory (abbott elementary)

shows that have ended rip (ships in itallics aren’t canon endgame):

jake x amy (b99), holt x kevin (b99), amy x jonah (superstore), dina x garrett (superstore), shawn x jules (psych), josh x donna (the west wing), jim x pam (the office), dwight x angela (the office), michael x holly (the office), will x angie (single parents), ben x leslie (parks & rec), andy x april (parks & rec), ann x chris (parks & rec), david x patrick (schitt's creek), ted x alexis (schitt's creek), johnny x moira (schitt's creek), jeff x annie (community), veronica x logan (veronica mars), magnus x alec (shadowhunters), jace x clary (shadowhunters), simon x izzy (shadowhunters), fran x maxwell (the nanny), zoey x max (zoey's extraordinary playlist), rebecca x greg (crazy x girlfriend), monica x chandler (friends), ross x rachel (friends), rory x jess (gilmore girls), luke x lorelai (gilmore girls), barney x robin (himym), jackie x hyde (that 70s show), katie x greg (great news), nick x jess (new girl), cece x schmidt (new girl), winston x ally (new girl), sam x freddie (icarly), dory x drew (search party)

[lunar-years]

THE OT3 SYMBOLISM in this episode is driving me mental. like there's so much of it. you can't just do that accidentally as a showrunner, can you? are the lot of us completely delusional? I FEEL LIKE IT'S HAPPENING IN THE LAST EP

I think...it happened. As much as I expect it's going to (unless there's a s4 or spin-off or something...god, there should be a roy x jamie x keeley spinoff), it's already happened.

Maybe this is me tinhatting but like, that episode felt as much confirmation of ot3 as if all three of them had sat there kissing in front of us. It was above and beyond my expectations and even my dreams. Like, I was fully expecting RoyKeeley to be officially established as back together and maybe one or two scenes of them being like, "Oh and it's nice that we're both friends with Jamie now isn't it?" ...instead we got ALL THAT.

I don't really expect Roy, Jamie, or Keeley to be much of a focus in next week's finale (i think it will be very heavy on Ted, Rebecca, & Nate, and then team scenes that have to do with winning the whole fucking thing), and I'm okay with that as long as they leave these three RIGHT WHERE WE LEFT THEM in this episode. I'll admit I will be disappointed if next week we're back to RoyKeeley endgame, Jamie unmentioned in that conversation and nowhere in sight, but after tonight I doubt they're going there.

it's all about the TRIANGLES!!!

[vole-mon-amour]

3x12, a mix, part 1.

The episode has been downloading on me for longer than 1 hour. Even the preview screencaps kind of spoiled some key points for me (I think). Anyway. Here we go babes. If Phil said they don't know if it's time to say goodbye yet, we MAY have a chance for s4. Fingers crossed.

(deep breath) Okay. Okay, whatever happens, I'll have to work with that.

What a woman. What a kitchen. Taking notes.

"It's that I refuse to accept that you're not coming back." SAME. It IS possible to come back.

I see how they're playing with TedBecca, giving the shippers the ability to fill in the gaps. However, I'd rather take Ted and Rebecca talking the entire night or playing some games or whatever, completely platonic. The idea of them kissing and having sex scares me bc it would ruin a perfectly good friendship. Those two are platonic soulmates. Platonic. They're really cute and sweet as they are.

*thumbs up emoji* Brendan is the real one for this. I'm still ugh about Beard and Jane, he should totally get out of that relationship. Fast forward the episode:

??????? Fucking LEAVE her. I don't understand why this relationship is still a thing!

<3 Beard is the real fucking one. So eventually, we get TedBeard endgame, huh? How about we start Trent x Ted x Beard? Trent doesn't have to date Beard, but they both love Ted very much. And since Beard was there long before Trent showed up, "This is my boyfriend Ted. And this is Ted's boyfriend Beard."

<3

The fact that Keeley keeps one of her bags in the trunk instead of the passenger seat next to her?

Hannah and Juno are right, if and when Brett smiles, it's the brightest and warmest smile ever. His entire face lights up. All those wrinkles, all that warmth. A drawing study would be so interesting.

In this scene Roy looks at Keeley's lips once. In the boot scene Roy looks at Jamie's lips trice. Three. damn. times.

I like how Keeley is deliberately avoids Roy in a romantic sense and keeps him at some distance. Good for her!

The way Trent looks at Ted. The way he is immediately at home with the Diamond Dogs group.

<3 Hilarious. Ted and Beard are really meant to be. Buy hey, are they really gonna leave before Roy joins them for at least ONE Diamond Dogs meeting?

SCREAMING.

Keeley is so— Yeah, she and Rebecca would've been a lovely couple. Her and Higgins' reactions are a journey & I love how Keeley squeezes Rebecca's knee (?) when Rebecca says that she genuinely doesn't care anymore about Rupert. Good for her!

"It's only 49%" Idk about you, but it feels like A LOT. Plus, Rebecca's inability to think when it comes to Ted leaving and not coming back, so the question of "How much would I get if I sell the entire club?" aka "I'm not sure if I can deal with this without Ted & I'm not sure if I WANT to."

Why is he smiling like that? Why does it feel so passive aggressive? Roy this episode so far goes from smiley to angry to smiley again. What is going on? Is he running to Jamie in between those so Jamie can cheer him up and Roy can continue his day? Is Roy the local Helga?

This show, you guys.

Trent, sweetie, you know that the love of your life is going away? Right? He's so cute :(

Roy singing under his nose is !!!

There are SO many nods to Trent being queer, are you telling me it won't be addressed? PS: Now I want a Richmond mug.

Roy is totally daydreaming this episode. What's going on? It's kind of inconsistent. Like, yeah, he was all like "And she looks very nice" in the previous one, but he's like this even when he's not with Keeley? Huh? I'm confused. If the explanation is not Jamie (I can't stop thinking about Phil's "People might they they have a wild affair") then idk, it's kind of OOC for Roy.

[disasterbijamietartt]

Reasons Jamie and Keeley should be endgame

Hello everyone, I present to you my probably not comprehensive post full of breadcrumbs why I believe Jamie and Keeley should end up together.

Note: As my blog description says, I ship Jamie x Keeley x Roy, but that is in the little canon divergent world in my head where Roy got his shit together. Looking at the current canon, Roy’s just not at the point where I would want him to be in a relationship with either Keeley or Jamie or anyone to be honest. Could I change my mind if he actually gets the development that is teased in this article and my next exciting meta post titled »Maybe I’m delusional and drank too much wine, but this is why Roy Kent being a closeted queer man explains EVERYTHING« is not actually delusional? Yes. But for the time being, Jamie x Keeley is the outcome I’m hoping for.

So, but now onto the reasons, not in any particular order – I tried to make it comprehensible, but I gave up halfway through, since it took too much time and just word vomited lol

It won’t make sense for Jamie to end up with anyone else 

There is of course the option, that Jamie isn’t meant to end up with someone by the end of season 3, but that is an option I decided to ignore lol.

Jamie is a too central and important character on the show to end up with some random person, that hasn’t been introduced on the show yet. That would just be really poor writing (and we’re talking about the show that set up Sam & Rebecca in the first season in a way that was easy to miss but was so obvious in hindsight). So now let’s take a look at possible love interests for Jamie that are not Keeley.

The only person aside of Keeley that he has enough backstory and interaction with, so a romance subplot would have some sustenance, is (and I don't believe I actually write this as something that could legit happen and doesn't only live in fangirls minds) Roy – I know that a lot of Jamie x Keeley shippers don’t particularly like Roy x Jamie and a lot of Roy’s behaviour right now is a red flag for any kind of relationship, especially with Jamie, but there is not one other person Jamie has a deep and complicated emotional back story with, that could be turned into a romance. NOT ONE.

Which is actually, if they don’t want to feature two queer storylines this season, a very good argument supporting Jamie x Keeley (and if they actually go down the queer Roy and Jamie road, Jamie x Keeley x Roy is endgame, I do not make the rules – nobody puts Keeley in a corner).

Since they want to build up Roy’s friendship with Jamie, and there is the Zava stuff and possibly a resolution of the »Ted dumped me«-subplot, more ManCity stuff and dealing with his father, him hopefully playing a crucial part in Nate's redemption, it is hard to imagine how they could wriggle in another subplot for Jamie where he meets someone totally new, falls in love and gets a convincing happily ever after. They want to get Phil finally his Emmy nomination this season – see this tweet – so he’ll have a lot of good material, but at this point of the narrative it makes more sense to address the loose ends that still need to be tied up, instead of introducing something new.

And his relationship with Keeley is one of those loose ends that needs to be tied up – could they do this with both of them ending up as best friends? Sure, but there are a lot of reasons why they could or should be endgame instead.

So, anyways, his love interest has to be someone he already knows at this point of the story, since ending up with some random person simply wouldn’t feel like a good and rewarding story for a main character.

But I can’t think of any woman who would make sense for me, so let’s look at »age appropriate women he canonically knows« to hammer the point home that no one except Keeley makes sense.

Rebecca – some people suggested that because of the »shite in nineing armour« prophecy, but … I think Rebecca and Jamie had one actual interaction in the whole show so far (Christmas, when she rolls her eyes about him not knowing Secret Santa) and it would not make sense for Rebecca to dump Sam and then start dating another footballer who’s roughly half her age. They could possibly construct something about bonding over their mutual distrust of Zava, but a romance makes no sense at all for either of them. What I’d rather see with him and Rebecca: Jamie’s relationship with Keeley and his well being were collateral damage in Rebecca’s revenge – and I’m sure she deep down knows how she fucked him over and took him back without argument because she felt guilty. So the fact, that she used him as a pawn, doing something unforgivable to him even though he didn’t deserve it, actually being acknowledged by her would be nice.

Bex – some people theorise that Jamie is actually Diane’s father and not Rupert and while I generally support everything that hurts Rupert, there is not enough actual set up for them to work, even if she cheated on Rupert with Jamie and he is the father. Like, we virtually know nothing about Bex as a person and even though I’m curious about their backstory, it would make no sense to give them a romantic subplot. (I could rather see Jamie telling Rebecca that Bex is actually a gold digger manipulating Rupert and not another naive woman that fell under his spell – and their backstory is definitely a loose end that should be tight up)

Sassy – LOL no I can’t even think of any far-fetched reason that would make this even remotely plausible

Sharon – When I asked ChatGPT who Jamie’s love interest in the upcoming season could be, it was really adamant that he has feelings for his sports therapist, but that would be just as unethical as Michelle and Jake, so NO.

Shandy – she is too new and not well enough developed to make sense as a romantic partner for Jamie in my opinion. And their short interaction in the background didn’t look like the show wanted to set up a big romance to come, but to show that Keeley was upset/jealous.

So, I hope I didn’t forget anyone, but … yeah, there is no real romance material for him with any woman on the show, except for Keeley.

With Keeley we have history and they still share a strong bond and just looking at their interactions this season, we have both being awkward, shy and flustered around each other AND as pointed out above Keeley being upset about Shandy talking to him. We also know from the trailer that he goes to her place looking sad/anxious and them hugging. Which all looks like romance arc set-up.

Jamie’s confession

Why have Jamie confess to Keeley at the end of season 2 and still have him have feelings for her, if it is meant to go nowhere?

He is too important a character to just have confessed to cause drama and tension for Roy and Keeley and they could have found something else to further complicate his relationship with Roy. Roy's irrational jealousy of Jamie didn't need any more fodder.

Another important point: When Keeley tells Roy about the confession, she doesn’t address her feelings at all – if she had no lingering feelings for Jamie, she could have told Roy so. But she didn’t.

Also, this happened in 2x10, which would have been 2x8, if Apple had not ordered two extra episodes, in other words mirroring 1x8, the episode Keeley and Jamie hooked up last, even more than it already did.

Another thing: Keeley states in this episode that she wants her death to nourish people and in his confession Jamie tells her how much an impact she had on his life, essentially telling her how having her in his live nourished him.

In other words: Jamie gives her exactly what she needs.

(Also, as shown in 2x2 when Roy catches her wanking to the video of him crying, Keeley values emotional openness and vulnerability – and that is something Jamie gives her even in season 1, before he has all his growth; it is the reason for their hook-up in 1x8, since his openness und vulnerability made her feel special and important.)

Keeley obviously still has feelings for Jamie 

Like, she never stopped caring for him, which is obvious by all their interactions after their break-up (the next day when she runs into Jamie’s rebound is awkward, but she still seems genuinely amused by his “You’re welcome. I like to make people feel good.” bit) and how comfortable they still were around each other.

And how she was upset Jamie deleted her number in 2x2, the way she talks about him and just the way she checks him out and looks at him.

But most importantly: Keeley didn’t dump him because she didn’t love him anymore – she dumped him because he wasn’t showing accountability.

And if that boy has learned one thing it is accountability. He has grown so much since season 1 and while I generally dislike the idea of "gifting" a guy the girl he loves once he gets his shit together, it feels like they deserve a second chance.

Especially since messing with their relationship was one thing Rebecca wanted to do to mess with the team and — even though I think her advice to Keeley in the restroom was genuine — it never really sat well with me how much a role she played in their breakup. And the way she compared Jamie with Rupert like, no, Jamie is 23 and immature, but that doesn’t mean he can’t grow and that he will never show accountability for his mistakes. The fact that Rupert’s a piece of shit doesn’t mean that Jamie couldn’t have learned if Keeley and him just had an honest conversation about it.

Also, let’s look at this quote from Keeley: “Whenever I break up with someone, I spend months questioning it, wondering if I made a huge fucking mistake. But you have really helped me to feel good about this decision, just by... being you.”

This is almost lampshading that she will do exactly this: wondering whether she made a fucking mistake dumping him. Since she was being impulsive, running from issues instead of constructively addressing them and not giving Jamie a chance to fix his behaviour before breaking things off.

I honestly don’t blame Jamie for having a rebound since for him the break up came out of the blue and must have hurt a lot.

(Like, his first instinct, when he learns about the Roy x Keeley break up, is to comfort Roy because he knows how it feels to be dumped by Keeley - which kind of implies he would have wanted some comfort he didn’t get. Rebecca really got what she wanted: every progress Jamie had made so far was undone when Keeley dumped him - but he never let Keeley feel this, instead he used the team as an outlet for his pain and anger, and still got back on a path of growth with Keeley’s help by “Two Aces”. Just to be sent back to Man City. It hurts so much to think about how absolutely awful he must have felt, basically losing EVERYTHING.)

But anyway, both of them got the impression that the other got over their break-up in less than 24 hours.

Which is a big painful misunderstanding that in my opinion needs to be addressed.

Jamie x Keeley are a healthier couple than Roy x Keeley 

Looking at Roy x Keeley throughout the second season, it gets painfully obvious that they have problems in their communication. They both rather bottle up their emotions and ignore issues instead of talking about them (see Jamie’s confession). They only address issues if they don’t have another choice. (see “Headspace”) They seem to be unaware what the other one actually wants/needs (see "Inverting the pyramid of success")

This is NOT a good basis for a relationship.

(And honestly, I tried to explain the appeal of Roy x Keeley to someone and … I couldn’t come up with anything except “They’re grumpy & sunshine and … hot together? Sometimes they support each other, but most of the time they’re communication sucks? They’re good in theory but bad in execution?”)

Jamie on the other hand was even in season 1 fully capable of being open and vulnerable with Keeley, which is something season 3 Roy is still unable to do.

Another thing: Keeley's advice in “The Signal” is actually pretty toxic and says a lot about Roy’s lacking anger management (and her fear of rejection) – like, really, agreeing to everything your angry boyfriend says until he calms down? This shouldn’t be necessary in a healthy relationship!

And in “Headspace” and “Midnight Train to Royston” it gets obvious that she has problems telling Roy stuff that could potentially anger him.

And also in “Headspace” Roy does not get that Keeley felt overwhelmed by his clinginess until she exploded in his face (bonus: Jamie’s accidental relationship advice saved Roy x Keeley). But in “Do the Rightest Thing”, Jamie was able to sense her bad mood the moment he stepped in a room with her and she didn’t had to tell him.

Point is: Jamie’s superpower is empathy – in the first season he often used it to find peoples weaknesses and which buttons he had to press to get Roy to explode. But in dealing with people who have difficulties expressing their feelings, it is a very valuable ability to, you know, be able to sense when something is off or to lift them up when they need it. And by now Jamie is so far on his emotional growth journey, that he would work so much better with Keeley than Roy ever did.

The only problem: What about Roy?

My upcoming Roy meta post is basically the result of my reflections about how this would work with Roy’s character arc, so I won’t go into depth here and list the myriad of reasons why I believe Roy is queer and nothing else makes sense.

But basically I could picture Roy having a realisation similar to him leaving Chelsea, that he regrets not staying with Keeley, but that in the long run it was the right decision, because it led him to a place that was actually better for him. (And honestly, that is the kind of realisation I want Keeley and Jamie to have once they get back together - that breaking up instead of working on their relationship may be something they regret, but that it is also the reason they both got the growth they needed to become the best versions of themselves.)

And while the break up with Keeley is framed to be a mistake by basically everyone, that could be there to throw viewers off Jamie x Keeley endgame, similar to the way the writers made it look like Rebecca was texting with Ted on Bantr before we got the Sam reveal.

But my main argument agains Roy x Keeley endgame is, that the article linked above basically says that Jamie helps Roy to grow emotionally in return for their training sessions. But would Roy x Keeley be a satisfying endgame, if they got back together because Jamie was Roy’s wingman, teaching him to be in touch with his emotions? Like essentially: “Your ex-boyfriend, who is still in love with you, taught me to be a better version of myself and to get in touch with my emotions, so that I now can be a good boyfriend to you. Please take me back.”

Would it be a satisfying story for Jamie to be the glue that brings the woman he loves and the man he admires back together while he gets … well, not nothing, since he likely would get their friendship in return, but would it be really satisfying if he saves the main couple’s romance and ends up without a romance of his own?

(Or it means Jamie x Keeley x Roy is endgame, again, I do not make the rules – but Roy x Keeley? Nope, no way, I don’t see it.)

How it could happen

Considering that this season mirrors the first season – with Rebecca still hellbent to get revenge on Rupert but this time with the opposite goal (which likely will cause her to – almost – reach her season 1 goal of destroying the club/team, before a shite in nineing armour fixes everything) Jamie x Keeley endgame would just make so much sense to me.

Like the things that broke apart in the first season get fixed and heal and get better.

And if Keeley’s and Jamie’s second chance romance arc starts in 3x4 (as I have theorised here) it would mirror their breakup in 1x4.

And honestly, it would be so hilarious to get a "You can’t get mad. You broke up with me!" callback to 1x5, if Roy finds out about Jamie & Keeley in 3x5 lmao (something like picking Jamie up for training and running into Keeley)

But if they want to go with a bit more slow burn, I can picture Jamie offering Keeley to help her get back together with Roy, since he believes Keeley is actually over him and wants to make her happy by fixing her relationship with Roy. While at the same time Keeley is questioning, whether breaking up with Jamie was a mistake, and realises that she actually rather wants to get back with Jamie, but is unsure whether he actually still loves her, since he wants to help her to get back with Roy, yadda yadda, until they finally both fess up.

Cue the happily ever after!

(And now I’ll wait until Wednesday, when something I totally didn’t expect happens and I have to settle with the sad truth that I made myself a clown in a tin hat x’D)

[forasecondtherewedwon]

My (Eclectic) Masterlist

Hello! Under the cut, you’ll find all of the fics I’ve written for the fandoms listed below!

TV:

The Artful Dodger | Bodyguard | Bridgerton | Daybreak Deadly Class | Dickinson | A Discovery of Witches Dollface | The Falcon and the Winter Soldier For All Mankind | Gilmore Girls | Hawkeye | Heartstopper The Irregulars | Loki | The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Masters of the Air | Nancy Drew | Never Have I Ever Peaky Blinders | Percy Jackson and the Olympians Preacher | The Queen’s Gambit | Riverdale | Sanditon Schmigadoon! | Sex Education The Sex Lives of College Girls | Stranger Things Ted Lasso | WandaVision | Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? The Wilds

Film:

Avengers: Endgame | The Hunger Games | Inception King Kong | Marriage Story | No Time to Die | Spider-Man Star Trek | Thor: Ragnorak | Top Gun: Maverick Wonder Woman

One-Offs

Bodyguard : “Don’t Ever Let Me Start”

Daybreak : “Garden-Variety Monsters”

Dollface : “Fender Is the Night”

Heartstopper : “we sum up perfection like a handbook”

Inception (2010) : “Je Ne Regrette Rien”

The Irregulars : “The Sun Is Coming Up (I Think It’s Time)”

King Kong (2005) : “I’m Actually Quite Familiar With Your Work”

Marriage Story (2019) : “the whole night and the next day together”

No Time to Die : “The Blood You Owe”

Preacher : “Lonely, Handsome”

Sanditon : “Finding Georgiana”

Schmigadoon! : “I Fleetly Flee, I Fly”

The Sex Lives of College Girls : “An Abundance of Caution Tape”

Wonder Woman (2017) : “Unconquered”

Deadly Class

“Rats’ Waltz” - E / 5k / Petra x Billy

“We Test on Rats” - E / 9k / Petra x Billy x Lex

A Discovery of Witches (Phoebe x Marcus)

“Gladly Be a Fool” - E / 2k

“The Night Today” - E / 3k

Gilmore Girls (Rory x Jess)

Dreams I’ve Yet to Find - E / 11k

You Need Me to Be With You - E / 24k

Peaky Blinders

The Grand Dream of Things - E / 15k / Tommy x Grace

“Preferred Pastimes” - E / 3k / Tommy x May

Sex Education

“and the stars (they all aligned)” - E / 3k / Ola x Lily

“Please May I...?” - E / 2k / Maeve x Isaac

Star Trek

“The Deserted Planet, the Gorgeous Woman, and the Goddamn Torpedo” - E / 3k / Bones x Carol

Something to Fix - E / 7k / Scotty x Jaylah

Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? (Frankie x Bobby)

“One-Man Chauffeur” - E / 2k

“Sailors’ Hands” - E / 5k

Dickinson

“Another Dickinson” - M / 2k / Emily x Sue

“How Luscious Lies”  - T / 1k

“Lands Away” - G / 376 / Emily x Sue

For All Mankind

“The Bridges of Madison” - T / 1k / Margo x Sergei

“Ode to the Front Porch” - G / 286 / Pam x Ellen

“This Mortal Doyle” - T / 1k

The Hunger Games

“Elevator Pitch” - E / 2k / Peeta x Johanna

“Finally, Finally” - E / 2k / Katniss x Peeta

“Lonely at the Top” - E / 4k / Katniss x Cato

The Wilds

“Fourth Coming” - T / 2k

“Interviews by the Pool” - T / 738

“a verse about expecting the worst” - T / 1k / Shelby x Toni

Never Have I Ever (Devi x Paxton)

“Boy Meets Girlfriend” - E / 4k

“No Harm, No Towel” - M / 2k

“Runaway Ride” - T / 4k

“Swimming the Sonoran” - M / 5k

Stranger Things

“Always Mr. Right” - T / 2k / Steve x Nancy

“And Here’s to You, Chrissy Cunningham” - T / 458 / Eddie x Chrissy

“The Kate Escape” - T / 1k / Lucas x Max

“The Lovers’ Lake Effect” - T / 1k / Lucas x Max

Ted Lasso

“Cat Ladies” - E / 8k / Keeley x Rebecca

“Crimminology” - T / 1k

“The Halftime of It” - E / 2k / Roy x Keeley

“Sass Backwards” - E / 3k / Ted x Sassy

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (2023- )

“but for the grace of gods” - G / 830 / Sally x Poseidon

“lullaby for a rottweiler” - G / 1k

“salt-and-vinegar dreams” - T / 1k / Percy x Annabeth

“soundtrack to a tooth alignment” - G / 967 / Percy x Annabeth

“a tall, tall tale no one believes” - M / 875 / Sally x Poseidon

Bridgerton

All the Belles and Whistles - T / 11k / Eloise x Penelope

“Candle With Care” - E / 1k / Colin x Penelope

“In Charlotte’s Garden” - E / 2k / Charlotte x George

“An Invitation to Misinterpretation” - E / 2k / Kate x Anthony

The Ladies Whistledown - T / 11k / Eloise x Penelope / in progress

“Wallflower After Hours” - M / 2k / Penelope x Colin

The Artful Dodger

“Amputated Nights” - E / 776 / Hetty x Jack

“And Spit at the Stars (And Scream in the Dark)” - T / 962 / Jack x Belle

“Bodies in the Theatre” - E / 1k / Jack x Belle

“Experimental Treatments” - E / 1k / Jack x Belle

“Fair Days” - T / 2k / Hetty x Jack

“Lettuce-In-Law” - T / 2k / Belle x Jack

“Long Leaving” - M / 1k / Belle x Jack

“Private Practicing” - E / 2k / Jack x Belle

“remember it once” - E / 25k / Jack x Belle

“Take What Is Given” - T / 912 / Hetty x Belle

Masters of the Air

“coming in clear” - T / 1k / Gale x Bucky

“daring tales of heroism” - T / 1k / Rosie x Crosby

“dear john” - E / 2k / Gale x Bucky

“eggs in heaven” - T / 1k / Gale x Bucky

“hanging clothes” - M / 1k / Crosby x Sandra

“how to cook the loch ness monster” - T / 2k / Crosby x Bubbles

“little fix” - E / 2k / Gale x Bucky

“my how they fly” - T / 1k

seven degrees east - T / 35k / multiple

“so I smile and say” - E / 2k / Crosby x Bubbles

“stop-motion poetry” - T / 1k / multiple

trading paper dolls - T / 8k / Bucky x Gale

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (Midge x Lenny)

“Horizontally Speaking” - E / 3k

“It Was Nearby” - T / 2k

“Mr. Bruce” - E / 2k

“Mrs. M for Mr. Bruce” - E / 3k

“The Pretty Ones (Who Try to Kill You)” - T / 304

“The Real Animals” - E / 5k

“Scuffed Souls” - M / 2k

“Slow Runners” - T / 1k

“The Stand-up Sit-Down” - T / 3k

“A Toast to Never” - E / 5k

“A Wake or Awake?” - T / 835

“We’ll Catch Up (Some Other Time)” - T / 3k

Nancy Drew

“bad girls bend” - T / 712

“every way (love’s a little stronger)” - T / 835 / Nancy x Ace

“In the House of Gil Repute” - E / 1k / Nancy x Gil

“The Hostess With the Ghostest” - G / 1k / Bess x Odette

“how he got here (I don’t know)” - T / 1k

Love Me Like You Drew - E / 30k / Nancy x Ace

“Lustbuster” - E / 3k / Nancy x Ace

“The Mystery of the Library Archive” - T / 2k / Nancy x Ace

“Rug Chat” - M / 284 / Bess x Addy

Shuck Buddies - E / 20k / Nancy x Ace

“Such Bluffs as Dreams Are Made On” - E / 3k / Nancy x Ace

“You Know Dasher and Dancer (And Charlie and Jesse and Ted and Victoria)” - T / 2k / George x Nick

“you know I try (most of the time)” - T / 1k / Nancy x Ace

The Queen’s Gambit (Beth x Benny)

Absolute Penn - T / 4k

“Again?” - M / 1k

“All Hope and No Pawns” - T / 1k

“Copenhagen Revisited” - M / 3k

“The Fun” - E / 4k

“Hand-Me-Down Words” - M / 1k

“It Doesn’t All Go” - M / 6k

“Kentucky Calling” - T / 1k

“Mate in Three” - M / 2k

“Queen Takes” - M / 1k

Shaibel’s - T / 8k

“Strategies for the Advanced Player” - M / 1k

“Winners’ Drive” - T / 1k

Top Gun: Maverick

Rooster x Hangman

“Buzz the Tower” - E / 2k

“Consecutive Miracles” - T / 467

“Feel the Heat, See the Light” - T / 2k

“Perpetuatin’ Prophesy” - T / 1k

“Sharper Than a Hangman’s Tooth” - E / 2k

“Time and Tide Wait for Hangman” - E / 4k

“Trouble With Comms” - E / 4k

Hangman x Phoenix

Bullshit (You Can Be Mine) - M / 7k

“Cry Shark” - M / 1k

“Spend It Like It’s Gold” - E / 5k

“Trapdoor Prayers” - T / 1k

Phoenix x Rooster

and therefore is winged cupid flying blind - E / 27k

“The Night A-Chording to Rooster” - M / 900

“Or Lose Me Forever” - E / 2k

Others

“The Backseat Boys” - T / 1k / Bob x Fanboy

“Don’t Say Uncle” - T / 847

“(Don’t You Want To) Live Tonight” - M / 1k / Coyote x Hangman

“Everybody Wants to Know Halo” - T / 1k / Phoenix x Halo

“Lucky Penny Benjamin” - E / 2k / Hangman x Penny

“Something About the End of the World” - E / 1k / Fanboy x Bob

“Stoking Phoenix” - T / 1k / Coyote x Phoenix

Riverdale

Betty x Jughead

“After the Interrogation” - E / 4k

The Beast Within - E / 8k

“An Evening in Hell, Seven Minutes in Heaven” - E / 3k

“Going South” - E / 2k

“Here to Stay” - E / 3k

“Home Fires Burning” - E / 6k

“It Ain’t Over Easy” - T / 5k

“Jackknife” - E / 2k

“Lipstick Courage” - E / 4k

“Little Details” - E / 4k

“Loyalty Unspoken” - E / 5k

“A Moment in Drive-In History” - E / 2k

“Order Up” - E / 4k

“Over the Penthouse, Under the Stars” - E / 2k

“Paper Chase” - E / 6k

“The President’s Vice” - E / 3k

“Queen Me” - E / 4k

Rain Dance - E / 8k

“River Deep” - G / 2k

“The Silent Type” - E / 3k

“Sock it to Me” - E / 5k

Sweetwater Boundary - E / 117k

Two-Person Job - E / 6k

Yes We Cam! - E / 6k

Bughead Drabbles - T / 10k

Others

“About a Girl” - G / 1k / Archie x Val

“Basic Needs” - E / 2k / Archie x Veronica

Cometh the Rose - E / 26k / Betty x Sweet Pea

Dumped and the Sweet Thereafter - E / 66k / Betty x Sweet Pea

Every Minute - E / 10k / Archie x Veronica

“Sex and the City of Riverdale” - M / 7k

Choni Drabbles - T / 18k / Cheryl x Toni

Falice Drabbles - M / 14k / Alice x FP

Northside Drabbles - G / 2k / various pairings

Numbering Their Days - T / 12k / various pairings

Serpent Drabbles - T / 8k / various pairings

Sweet Bee Drabbles - T / 9k / Betty x Sweet Pea

Varchie Drabbles - T / 5k / Archie x Veronica

MCU

Avengers: Endgame

Dolls’ Eyes - T / 47k / Steggy, Carol x Brunnhilde

“Same Day, Different Jumpsuit” - T / 11k / Natasha x Mobius

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

3 Simple Rules for Dating a Centenarian - T / 7k / SamBucky

“À la Carter” - T / 1k

“Chasing Water Pumps” - E / 5k / SarahBucky

The Great Madripoorian Snake Off - E / 8k / SamBucky

“Guest Side Story” - T / 3k / SarahBucky

“Stare Enough” - T / 4k / SamBucky

“They’re Sayin’ (You’re Gonna Be My Man)” - T / 2k / SamBucky

Hawkeye

“An All-American January Christmas” - T / 4k / Kate x Yelena

Loki

“If You’re a Robot and You Know It, Clap Your Hands” - G / 1k

“Mr. Second Chance” - G / 1k

“Riding in Cars With Lokis” - T / 2k

Spider-Man (Peter x MJ)

G

“Her Best Features” - 1k

“Margins in Their Lives” - 1k

T

“21st Century Friction” - 10k

Alright on Paper - 19k

“Apocalypschtick” - 1k

“Beyond a Seasonable Doubt” - 7k

“Catches Secrets Just Like Flies” - 1k

“Critical Mascot” - 735

“Do You Tree What I Tree?” - 8k

For Now, We May Remain Silent - 178k

“The Game’s a Foot on Blue” - 1k

“In the Arms of the Anus” - 8k (Mr. Master)

“It Goes by in a Flash” - 1k

“Kid-Me-Not” - 2k

“Lateral” - 1k

“Parker and Recreation” - 5k

“Really Old Movie Night” - 2k

“Romance Novelish” - 5k

“Shuffle, Swing” - 1k

“Simple Pretending” - 3k

That Floaty Feeling - 7k

“What Can a Ravenclaw Learn from a Spider-Man?” - 5k

M

“Operation Eight-Legged Freak” - 2k

“Overheard at the Bugle” - 5k

“Spiderskin” - 2k

“Spin Again if Not in the Lead” - 3k

E

The Achilles Kneel - 14k

Affinity War - 102k

“Best Man (and a Friend of the Bride)” - 5k

Boyfri(endgame) - 103k

“find light” - 13k

“Good Sportswomanship” - 2k

“Hostel Feelings” - 4k

“In Over His Headboard” - 7k

“The Man in the Spoon” - 1k

“Miss Your Train” - 5k

“nobody actually meets in a bookshop” - 7k

“On the Subject of Your Subject” - 5k

“our love is a bagel” - 6k

“Posing Questions” - 3k

“Queens Club” - 3k

“Schwarzenegger Holiday” - 11k

“Slow Mover” - 12k

“Steers Looking at You, MJ” - 3k

“The Stripping Point” - 6k

“This Spa Day Provided to You by Stark Industries” - 3k

“Track to the Future” - 7k 

“Unhallowed Arts” - 11k (Peter x MJ x Brad)

“Venus, Parker” - 5k

Wavetide - 26k

“Web Fluid Wingman” - 7k

“WIN A DATE WITH SPIDER-MAN!” - 10k

“With Zero Power” - 3k

Collections

31 Days of Spideychelle - October 2019

31 Days of Spideychelle - March 2020

The Spideychelle Shuffle - September 2020

WandaVision

Hex Life - E / 34k / Darcy x Jimmy

“Mailbox Blues” - G / 1k / Wanda x Vision

“The Neighbour Never Rings Twice” - T / 1k / Wanda x Vision

“One Papaya, Two Papaya” - G / 1k / Wanda x Vision

Only in a Sitcom - T / 26k / Darcy x Jimmy

“Our Names in a Heart” - G / 1k / Wanda x Vision