#no ship is safe

[yazthebookish]

Okay we know SJM doesn't do fanservice.

Continuously reminding people of that as some sort of way to validate your ship is kind of weird. Just please stick to that statement if she makes Gwynriel a thing rather than throw a tantrum.

You're the ones who keep reminding us she doesn't do fanservice after all.

[pro-sipper]

"i want more media with zero drama, no tension, and zero problematic characters and i am not joking"

Great! Here are my recommendations:

[rittzart]

a fat fluffy femme and her scrawny little butch <3

[nebulo-philiac]

I find it incredibly hilarious that there's so much ship discourse in the gravity falls fandom regarding more controversial ships with people arguing shit like "alex hirsch would hate you" meanwhile-

He does not give 2 shits about any shipping discourse, like these are literally his responses to getting asked questions like this, please stop dragging him into this

[brainwroms]

none of you are safe. seeing this on my normal account tl as if my head isn't being bashed open on the pavement🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[queenofspeed]

[owlropothry]

How have they divorced three times IN MULTIPE DIFFERENT UNIVERSES. Yet they have never once get married (to HCs10 pearl's dismay)

[justafi5h]

petition to start calling antis "censorshippers"

[doctorsiren]

I had a thought

[dearestdrearilygirl]

"ugh proshippers and antishippers are both sooo immature like shipping discourse is sooo stupid like i'm neitherrrr like why would you even want to engage with that"

I've seen antishippers unironically say and agree with eachother on the following opinions: being a proshipper means people should be allowed to bully you. proshippers make them believe in eugenics. proshippers all belong in jail. being a proshipper means people can send you death and rape threats because "you deserve it". being a proshipper should be basis for taking away someone's human rights or at least put them on a watchlist.

I'm not a proshipper because i care too much about fictional ships, I'm a proshipper because antishippers sent my friends threats for liking certain ships. I'm a proshipper because i believe i shouldn't have my human rights taken away or be bullied or in jail just for liking a fucking ship. If you believe ship discourse is stupid and immature, then you probably believe people shouldn't be thrown in jail for it.

[kayakoto-enterprises]

New drug just dropped its called ur f/o being obsessed with how nice and soft you feel when you two cuddle. Youre like a living plushie to them

[thatpunnyperson]

According to NBC here in the US, the missing titanic sub has been found. As debris. Off the bow of the Titanic wreckage.

And it looks like the sub suffered what we all suspected, and what was undoubtedly the more merciful of the two options: a catastrophic implosion from the pressure.

Also, more info has come to light about the fishing trawler with the hundreds of migrants that sank cataclysmically off the coast of Greece, indicating that the greek coast guard knew about the vessel AND how much trouble the vessel was in, and were towing it at a speed that made it capsize, at which point they unhooked the tow line and watched the trawler sink without helping the passengers to safety. Despite a bunch of other ships trying to help as well throughout the whole ordeal.

So a lot of people are dead, all because of regulations (and the lack thereof) regarding sea-faring vessels and rescue protocols. People shouldnt be allowed to make a business charging a ton of money for a ride on an uncertified, unsafe, un-seaworthy ship going deep into the ocean with no distress beacon or tether to the mothership. People also shouldnt be allowed to enact laws that criminalize the ferrying of refugees, which then force the refugees to hitch rides on fishing trawlers, and which also prevent people from helping those fishing trawlers full of refugees due to fear of legal consequences.

Hopefully BOTH of these events spark changes on an international scale in terms of what is legally allowed to be sailed, who is legally allowed to be the passengers, and what the rescue protocols are in the event of disaster for any seafaring vessel, illegal or not. It shouldnt be just the global 1% who get 24/7 search parties and remote-operated submersibles helping rescue them.

[pro-sipper]

the post: everything has a right to exist in fiction, even if it's fucked up

the comments: i was going to reblog this until i realized op likes fucked up stuff in fiction. this is a common dogwhistle phrase for people who like fucked up stuff in fiction. they have to talk in code to trick people into agreeing with them. stay safe out there!

[the--queen-of--hell]

"Tell your parents you're a proshipper"

Tell your parents you like to harass people.

Tell your parents you like to tell people to kill themselves.

Tell your parents you like to tell people "you deserve your trauma"

Tell your parents you like to tell people "you deserve to be abused"

Tell your parents you like to tell people "you deserve to be raped"

Tell your parents you like to tell people "you should be abused"

Tell your parents you like to tell people "you should be raped"

Tell your parents you like to tell people "you deserve to burn in hell".

Tell your parents you like to tell people "go watch real CSEM instead of shipping a 'problematic' fictional couple"

Tell your parents you like to call people "monsters" for liking some fictional content.

Tell your parents you care more about fictional characters being shipped than you care about real people's emotions.

Tell your parents you care more about fanfic/fanarts of fictional characters than you care about actual real life problems.

Tell your parents you lead real people to suicide.

[internally-weird]

some anti on tiktok: hey guys just so you know 🌺💞 is a proshit combo for mom x daughter, 🐺🍡 means adult x child and 🦷🧠 is cannibalism kink!!

other antis in the comments: omg thank you!! now i know who to block

proshippers who have never seen those combos in their lives: what