#no sham in the jam lam;; shitpost

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anonymous said: Hi I just read your Golden and Shadow Freddy lore and oH MY GOD? THE BEARS ARE LESBIANS (based af btw)

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@curseofbreadbear this is literally just gregory and gretel bickering

LILO & STITCH 2 : STITCH HAS A GLITCH | 2005

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@funbonded funfred when u insult his eyebrows:

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anonymous said: Ayo I love the idea of TailsDoll being like that lil’ bro lad who’s not super bright but still is super supportive of his older siblings! Imagine him getting his trans sibling a name encyclopedia like, “Hey since you’re working on a new identity maybe you’ll want a new name? So I wanna make sure you can choose the coolest name ever for yourself! ... and also so we can find names for our characters on our next DND campaign.”

SJDCFCVASGVGAVCH THATS SO CUTE THO LIKE FR????

Tails Doll: would fkin give up each and every fiber of his stuffing for Metal

also Tails Doll: thinks baking cookies at 4000 degrees will get him cookies in 1 min instead of 400 in 10 mins and doesnt even have a mouth to eat them-- 5 dead 12 injured damages not covered by eggman’s insurance plan

@metalcd​

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sage: are you my brother too?

tails doll, not even 0.2 seconds later: I HAVE BABY SISTER?????

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@curseofbreadbear @animatronicabundance @faztastiic

Gregory: Can I have chocolate milk?

Glamrock Freddy: No...

Gregory: Because I'm allergic?

Glamrock Freddy: Yes.

Gregory: Can I have a white milk?

Glamrock Freddy: ... you are allergic to milk, superstar. The flavor is not the issue here.

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gretel (dlc girl): *wants to kill vanessa for her therapist mother’s death, dedicating her life solely for that quest for revenge*

glamrock freddy: i understand you are suffering from the unjust loss of your loved one but killing will not stop your pain nor bring back your loved one or benefit you at all, you will only lose what’s left of yourself-

funtime freddy: *hands gretel a gun* YAAAS KID SLAY!!!

@funbonded @faztastiic

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@metalcd this video is p much tails doll and metal (& metal knux) if they had tumblr blogs (cursed)

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tails doll, just a lil’ creacher:

tails doll, when people misgender his sib:

tails doll, when people misgender his sib AND also calls them by the wrong pronouns:

@metalcd​

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@gotham-crusader​

You've all heard of "Batman accidentally uses his suave playboy voice instead of his intimidating growly one while interrogating a thug" but now I present you: BATMAN ACCIDENTALLY USES HIS TIRED DAD™ VOICE.

I-been-working-on-this-case-for-76-hours-straight-Batman: *sigh* what did you do

Suddenly-guilty-feeling-Riddler: I can explain

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if i were to sum up banshee’s fashion sense in an image...

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at least 3+ bendys (bendies?) ever as much exist in the same room: *finger snapping*

joey drew all the way in his office: why do i hear boss music

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Millie: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Funtime Freddy: Alright, what's 30 x 17?

Millie: 47.

Funtime Freddy: That's not even close!

Millie: But it was fast.

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Funtime Freddy: Silly Millie! It's no use to scream! My chest is sound-proof!

Millie, pulling out a bag of chips:

Funtime Freddy:

Funtime Freddy: ... oh no.

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Millie, working on self-improvement:

Funtime Freddy: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go  A P E    S H I T?

Millie: I ate cereal without milk today.

Funtime Freddy:

Funtime Freddy: Actually you know what? Go back to being nice, jesus fucking christ.

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I just pictured everybody's Golden Freddy chaoticly ganging up on William Afton or setting shit on fire while your Golden Freddy is just by the corner with a latte and a book.

gfigificbyfioyfegsavbvcgsdv tHATS THE MOST ACCURATE SHIT EVER