#no sham in the jam lam;; shitpost

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@funbonded funfred when u insult his eyebrows:

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@curseofbreadbear this is literally just gregory and gretel bickering

LILO & STITCH 2 : STITCH HAS A GLITCH | 2005

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gretel (dlc girl): *wants to kill vanessa for her therapist mother’s death, dedicating her life solely for that quest for revenge*

glamrock freddy: i understand you are suffering from the unjust loss of your loved one but killing will not stop your pain nor bring back your loved one or benefit you at all, you will only lose what’s left of yourself-

funtime freddy: *hands gretel a gun* YAAAS KID SLAY!!!

@funbonded @faztastiic

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anonymous said: Hi I just read your Golden and Shadow Freddy lore and oH MY GOD? THE BEARS ARE LESBIANS (based af btw)

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anonymous said: But funfred HAS eyebrows already, wouldn't that little bear thing be bon-bon instead? 😭😆

no you see. yes he has eyebrows but if u insult them he puts on his special ANGY BROWS

meanwhile bonbon is quietly drinking wine straight from the bottle while dissociating in the corner, thinking of as many eyebrow-related compliments he knows he’ll have to use to calm his friend later

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@curseofbreadbear @faztastiic

once you see the pun you can no longer unsee it

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anonymous said: Ayo I love the idea of TailsDoll being like that lil’ bro lad who’s not super bright but still is super supportive of his older siblings! Imagine him getting his trans sibling a name encyclopedia like, “Hey since you’re working on a new identity maybe you’ll want a new name? So I wanna make sure you can choose the coolest name ever for yourself! ... and also so we can find names for our characters on our next DND campaign.”

SJDCFCVASGVGAVCH THATS SO CUTE THO LIKE FR????

Tails Doll: would fkin give up each and every fiber of his stuffing for Metal

also Tails Doll: thinks baking cookies at 4000 degrees will get him cookies in 1 min instead of 400 in 10 mins and doesnt even have a mouth to eat them-- 5 dead 12 injured damages not covered by eggman’s insurance plan

@metalcd​

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sage: are you my brother too?

tails doll, not even 0.2 seconds later: I HAVE BABY SISTER?????

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@metalcd this video is p much tails doll and metal (& metal knux) if they had tumblr blogs (cursed)

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@gotham-crusader​

You've all heard of "Batman accidentally uses his suave playboy voice instead of his intimidating growly one while interrogating a thug" but now I present you: BATMAN ACCIDENTALLY USES HIS TIRED DAD™ VOICE.

I-been-working-on-this-case-for-76-hours-straight-Batman: *sigh* what did you do

Suddenly-guilty-feeling-Riddler: I can explain

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tails doll, just a lil’ creacher:

tails doll, when people misgender his sib:

tails doll, when people misgender his sib AND also calls them by the wrong pronouns:

@metalcd​

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if i were to sum up banshee’s fashion sense in an image...

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at least 3+ bendys (bendies?) ever as much exist in the same room: *finger snapping*

joey drew all the way in his office: why do i hear boss music

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@curseofbreadbear so i made this the other day...

Monty makes ramen (everyone disliked that)

thanks to @spikedsoul for planting this gotdam seed

the original gem

yes i made all the emojis and memes here just for this. if yall want to use them plus a few variants for your own discord servers i'll leave them available here (.ZIP) and here (.RAR). go fkin ham

(yes i tried using read more or putting images in horizontal columns but it just-- didnt look good enough for this im sorry)

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Millie: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Funtime Freddy: Alright, what's 30 x 17?

Millie: 47.

Funtime Freddy: That's not even close!

Millie: But it was fast.

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Funtime Freddy: Silly Millie! It's no use to scream! My chest is sound-proof!

Millie, pulling out a bag of chips:

Funtime Freddy:

Funtime Freddy: ... oh no.