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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.
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🖤MY HAPPINESS ANNIVERSARY TICKET ARRIVED 🖤
I am so excited and I'm already planning my outfit
Sadly a full suit will be too hot for the end of May but I'm thinking of making some cool linen trousers
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Hello, my friend❤️🇵🇸
I'm nedaa from Gaza
My parents and I were displaced to the south and we now live in a tent. My father is elderly and in need of care and medication, but he cannot endure living in such conditions. Our tent is worn out from the sun, and the winter is coming soon Save us before we drown in the winter
Your help, even if small, can make a huge difference in our lives. Please help me provide a new tent, medicine, and care for my family
Please Help 👇
https://gofund.me/228cf8ee
Verified by @90-ghost
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i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.
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the voices in my head tell me to quadruple the amount of garlic required for any recipe. and i listen
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i made you a special place in my neurons. i made your home in my spinal cord and i’ll keep you safe because i can feel you everywhere
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So my partner got me ta ticket for Berlin 🥺
Also I think it would be so cool to show up in a suit but end of May will probably be too hot for that :(
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i was thinking about this today so how long has YOUR JOB existed- not how long your industry has existed, but how long someone has been doing the work you do as a trade notwithstanding changes in terminology and technology. no unemployed option cuz i cant add more answers sorry... tell me about it in the tags
#Can't vote anymore but medival Europe#In Europe at least idk about other parts of the world#But tailoring here started when fashion became a thing and clothes became more form fitting#In the late romanic or in gothic medieval times I think
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HURTS FANDOM HOW ARE WE DOING
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dash simulator
it’s tuesday which means tonight is ketamine night
i need to cum in that guy so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina
transfem hannibal lecter
Gerard way 2003 📸 by justin borucki
bought a screwdriver today
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