#no personal vehicle

[hisintentions]

theres people mowing my lawn and im sitting in the car avoiding my family and im Scared of the lawn people. quit looking at me

[nipuni]

Photos from the event for the 40th anniversary of the historical Strawberry Train! 🚂 I have a million pictures from this day so expect more! [Part 2] [Part 3]

[gay-little-izzet]

The real question is which planeswalker do y’all want to see get hit by a car

[turtledotjpeg]

(kurapika is drinking black coffee. it is 10pm)

[springypaws]

Just some of few miscellaneous Disco doodles I found in my drafts 🤙

The Kineema made me realize that I adore drawing Disco Elysium’s vehicles, which is what inspired the drawing of the FALN A-6– hoping to potentially draw the FALN A-Z, Coupris 40, and an aerostatic next, whenever I have the time :]]

(Also if you can’t tell, the drawing is completely referenced off of this image of the lorry, since it’s more of a small study than an actual independent sketch)

[angelmush]

made a brown butter dutch baby w homemade spiced plum jam and a drizzle of cream for breakfast, shared with my girlfriend who lovingly humors me even tho she doesn’t like dutch babies all that much. we ate in content late-morning quiet, sat beside the dining room chairs that have fallen victim to our piles— of stuffed backpacks for grad-school and an ever growing tower of my most frequently worn handmade winter knits, the items worn multiple times a day to brave the bright cold december when i take the dog outside. this pile consists of a big blue cable sweater i made from wool, a pair of fingerless gloves i knit w scrap yarn, and a soft hood crafted from orange alpaca. i am loving wintertime, with its first true snow of the season and its warm spices and its stockings hung fruitful with gifts on the bookshelf, for lack of a proper mantleplace. i am grateful for the candles and the coziness and the citrus fruits, and for watching the cat perch in the bedroom windowsill, real estate that in the summer months the AC unit occupies with all of its bulking and whirring and thrumming. it is a gift to witness her savoring her seasonal view of the snow blanketed backyard, her gaze trailing determinedly after the flutter of birds.

[grandwretch]

i do think peak comedy is a steve who is absolutely aware of the effect he has on people, but has never felt that way towards anyone else-- the closest he got was with nancy and robin, because he loved them both in different ways, and sometimes he felt like he was going to go insane if he didn't talk to them or touch them right now, but it was never like he had seen other people act about him. robin and nancy made him a better person. they didn't drive him to ridiculous levels of violence and obsession. maybe people in hawkins were just fucking weird.

and then he meets eddie, falls in love with eddie, and he's like... yeah, okay. alright. no, i get it. if anything happened to this guy i would steal the nuclear launch codes.

[smimon]

im slightly obsessed with Jesse's backstage microphone. On some insta stories from the crowd it seems like he's constantly talking to it? Imagine the crew forced to listen to his snarky comments for the whole gig, no wait actually this must be pretty funny

But also when he's performing and he has to leave the mic behind, it's as if he lost a superpower. No more live commentary for the crew, he has to keep it all to himself. How does it feel to leave and how used he is to the microphone at all. Brain go brrr at this concept

I'm so gonna write a fanfic about it

[magnoliabeetles]

To all usamericans: it's the end of the month. Cops are trying to fill quotas.

Remember if they ask if you know hwy you've been pulled over the answer is 'no officer why have you pulled me over?'

If they ask if you know how fast you were going ask 'how fast was I going?'

You are only legally required to give your name and address (and show ID and insurance if in vehicle)

your magic words are 'am I free to go'

don't talk to them without a lawyer present

remember: when the cops come a knocking, shut the fuck up.

[snezus-christ-risen]

*stops writing mid-sentence* Do I have a thing for crying?

[runawaymun]

Btw if it’s hot where you live right now and you inexplicably feel like absolute shit, this is your reminder that headache/sleepiness/nausea etc are all signs of heat exhaustion. Please go run some cool (NOT cold) water over your wrists and hands, or if you’re at home take a cool (NOT cold) bath or shower.

If you’re out and you don’t have money to go somewhere then head to your closest library. They’ll have AC and a bathroom. I’m so serious. I deadass was on the verge of puking my guts out an hour ago and assumed I was about to get a migraine but turns out it was just good ol heat exhaustion. Your brain is cooking and it will get harder to realize that’s what happening. Stay safe 🫶

Btw don’t use ice or very cold water. It can kill you.

[ping-ski]

I just thought about sugar!clip coming to pick up his date (me possibly/j) in one of those cool old cars (can't name one cuz I dont know shit about cars) but yk those with no roof and with the "old money" vibes??? Uuuugh he's so hot I'm sorry

YES YES YOU GET IT YES!!! RAT IM SHAKING YOU /POS

Overall, he has a preference for classy looks! This transfers over to his clothes and plenty of his personal belongings. I imagine Sugar!Clip driving an old mercedes convertible for dates and / or just a night out. <3

Aside from that, he favors a sleek black range rover for day-to-day kind of things! (like taking Atlas to school, going to work, groceries, etc.)

[prince-liest]

Kicks feet. I'm very excited: in the next two months I'm going to go from "student living with roommates and driving a '97 Corolla" to "have a job, have my own apartment, have a new hybrid car" thanks to the combination of starting residency, moving, and getting a pretty hefty local government grant for turning in my old car to them. For the first time in my life, total self-sufficiency! Training wheels off adulthood!

I'm applying for a 2B1B with in-unit laundry which will cost less than 30% of my post-tax income for rent, and the government grant is knocking $7k off the price of a car as long as I get a hybrid from an approved dealership, so I feel like I've finally hit the point in life where I don't have to adhere quite so strictly to the "pick the cheapest option possible" mindset. My mom will be helping me move in June! I'm already planning where to put my plants, haha, the kitchen has a lovely little window-facing bit of shelving that would be perfect for a few of them.

Anyway, it all just feels very cool. Life progress!!

[rebornofstars]

nobody fucking touch me rn i went to see tf one in the cinema and im shaking. they actually made a good transformers movie. what the fuck

[coconut530]

RELIGIOUS TRAUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[cirrus-grey]

After having some time to think about it, I actually can imagine a universe where Book!Aziraphale goes along with the Metatron’s plan. Except, instead of being "Oh wow, I get to go back to heaven and Crowley can come with me??" it would have to be under the tacit understanding that "five minutes ago we were going to erase you from existence, and now we're offering you a job as an archangel, isn't it wonderful how quickly one's fortunes can change?" is a threat so thinly veiled as to be nearly transparent.

In those circumstances, his plea to Crowley would be less "but you could be redeemed!" and more "I'm going to need an ally, and you're the only one I can trust," and Crowley’s response would have to fall closer to "you think you're in danger? If I put one toe out of line up there I'm sure there are a hundred angels who'd be delighted to turn me into a former-demon shish kebab on one of those flaming swords your lot are so fond of."

There probably wouldn't be a kiss, in this version. But if there was, it would an "I love you," and "I'll miss you," and "please, whatever happens, stay safe," rather than that angsty, angry, and bitter mess from the show.

The dancers would all be following the same steps, but they'd be moving to a very different tune.