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astronnova · 2 months ago

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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#🧻 sharts #gravity falls #dipper pines #mabel pines #smokes a fat blunt. knocked this one out inbetween hw ive had this sketch laying around for AGES #edit: to the people pointing out they arent holding a bass #i am so sorry #LMFAOOO i used a free model online as a reference and figured electric guitars & basses looked similar #i dont play either of those instruments so …. my apologies ..

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black-quadrant · 1 year ago

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y’all remind yourselves your account is your space. you’re not a performance. you’re not annoying by being yourself. if people aren’t into it they can leave. you’re not obligated to please anyone, especially at the cost of your personal expression. the worst thing you can do for your online enjoyment is to filter or censor yourself.

#I’ve gotten increasingly fed up with ppl calling others annoying #who they fucking follow like? bro no one’s subjecting you to anything online but you #quit making other ppl feel anxious and insecure and bounce

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enigmaticpink · 9 months ago

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#polls #see im an American who's never seen one but every other American i talk to online says different

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shopwitchvamp · 1 year ago

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“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”

Sure do, no problem!!

“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”

I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!

“Perfect! But I have just one more question… what if I’m feeling spicy? How about skirts that are even shorter than the first ones?!” Oh, you’re in luck! We’ve got minis now.

*wild cheering* /scene

🖤witchvamp.com🖤

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cosmiclion · 1 year ago

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Love wins 😌

And a version for my aro/ace/not interested in kissing for whatever reason siblings:

#eli's art #not fandom #original art #doodles #comic #pride #lgbtq #queer #lgbt pride #queer pride #queer joy #queer positivity #positivity #queer comics #procreate app #personally i’m the one on the left online and the one on the right irl lmao #not kuro #not yoi

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flagellant · 2 years ago

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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls #i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ #because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature #not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and #2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian #calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ #but #and this is far more important than any of that #i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha #i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet #and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired

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batsyheere · 14 days ago

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Bruce tries to adopt Ellie, who is immediately against it. She keeps throwing him off her trail and he keeps tracking her down. She's honestly concerned, and normally she would handle her problems by herself- but this is Batman.

So when Bruce gets a little too close and Ellie is just so tired... she calls for Danny.

"Mom!"

Cue college student, perpetually tired and overworked Danny "High King Phantom" Fenton appearing from the very shadows Batman normally does himself, seeing the situation and going off at this "clearly older man" chasing his daughter in the middle of the night.

Cue the most elaborate "stop trying to adopt my kid before I adopt yours" series of battles

#danny phantom #dc comics #batfam #batman #dani fenton #danny fenton #bruce wayne #dc x dp #ellie fenton #feel like ellie would be deaged in this one #while danny allows her to travel freely he has a check in system for her #as well as periods she has to come visit so she can go to doctors appointments or for holidays #he also forced vlad to help set up her human identity and she has online schooling #feel like everytime someone in the batfam tries to get info from danny or ellie on how they came to be they both are incredibly vague #but in a way that sets vlad in a really bad light #they dont mention the cloning they just phrase it as “vlad took advantage of danny when he was younger and ellie was the result”#danny complains often about child support and how vlad “still tries to make family ties”#ellie just says vlad lies and its why she consider danny her only parent

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squidthusiast · 15 days ago

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“I could listen to your laugh all day”

#i’ve had this one stuck in my brain for like a month #anyways hi! long time no see #ngl i’ve been absent here cause i’m busy #but also been just talking to friends online #very happy :3 #hope you enjoy these saps ciao!#pearl houzuki #marina ida #off the hook #pearlina #splatoon fanart #my art #my style keeps changing mid paneling rip

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garbagequeer · 4 months ago

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hilarious man (The National Play “Sorrow” for Six Hours at MoMA PS1)

#that old man forever. if you want my opinion #the national #thing #did you know the whole thing is online. on youtube even. hour 5 minute 40 if you want to hear the one where he cried #and the energy does build up on hour 5. cant believe i was too busy being 14 and from a different continent to go to this shit

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batbabydamian · 6 months ago

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injecting The Boy Wonder by Juni Ba into my veins

#damian wayne #pick up this book from your local comic shop or nab it online!!#even if Damian isn't your fav it's still so enjoyable for Juni Ba's craftsmanship alone!!#anyway one of my fav parts of Ba's design is Damian's big bow boot laces 😭 the skull is also a nice touch!! v curious about it #the boy wonder #batbabyart

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stuckinapril · 8 months ago

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I love Tumblr because nothing matters here truly. There are no influencers. Having followers doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a site where people post their sporadic thoughts and rb pretty pictures. Anyone who thinks any of this matters is woefully missing the point

#I joined tumblr for the aesthetics and now I’m here bc it’s the most low pressure social media to be on #Instagram is ppl’s highlight reel but Tumblr is where u see their pure thoughts unobstructed and I adore that #It’s very nice to have people to relate to and is def the main appeal to me but I don’t think there’s much more to it than that genuinely #Monetization on tumblr isn’t a thing and probably won’t be so it feels stupid to put more stake than necessary in it. Like you’re in the #Trenches over tumblr of all things. Embarrassing #I know chronically online people exist bc I have seen them in my or somebody else’s inbox but imagine waking up at 70 one day and the #Realization hitting u like a freight time that u wasted all ur time thinking tumblr. TUMBLR. This dying website. Has enough weight for u to #be sending anon hate or reviewing ppl’s blogs like they’re some kind of product. Brother this is licherally tumblr #I choose to laugh at this behavior than take it seriously bc absolutely no one is driving me crazy on my OWN blog. On tumblr dot com.#I refuse #I will do whatever I want forever etc

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veroinfaciem · 1 month ago

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08. shopping

#one piece #donquixote doflamingo #vewu art #Doffytober2024 #doffy posters #donquixote rosinante #donquixote corazon #I LIED HAHAHAHA here's another prompt ❤! (tbh i didn't think i'd make it but i did xd we'll see about the next ones tho TvT) anyway #online shopping everybody!#doflamingo has no self-control if it comes to obtaining stuff he likes #and he likes garden flamingos apparently #he thinks they're handsome just like him #pc powered by amazing snail #i love den dens so much #cute creatures

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hanavbara · 1 month ago

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cipheramnesia · 11 months ago

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Tumblr stop recommending me horny sapphic blogs that all say men dni in the pinned post, go back to sending me posts from the one that's just horny all the time please, I want the fat furries and the queer freaks that are way less respectably normal about me and my body.

#long post #feels weird to have this tagged important although I'm glad it resonates with many different trans people #dni lists are generally useless and rarely seen but i see all the saph ones bc I'm checking they're not terfs and its weird #but its just always weird bc they always are trans inclusive binary exclusionist and its like what are you doing #anyway its pretty much all an online thing but weird insight into the whole neoliberal gender politics #trans inclusive politics that still fundamentally are binary exclusively in action

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beadyeyes · 24 days ago

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My cicada

#gaia online #one million #you're being annoying

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forgettable-au · 2 months ago

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FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 36-39)

* To note. Her hands are scaly. * And...unexpectedly wet?

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

#srry I posted this late I didn't realize the time aaaaa #ALPHYS!!IS HERE!!!#Really wanted to dedicate some time to her introduction...#not sure how I feel about the dialogue in this one but ehh good enough #Can't be a perfectionist #It's interesting writing interactions between these two #we don't get a lot of Gaster and Alphys interactions in fanworks for some reason??? which I never realized??WHY #And on top of that #We don't get Papyrus and Alphys interactions either??but they do have a lot in common! and are mutuals online lmao!#so this is interesting to write since I don't really have a baseline #and they JUST met each other so it's mostly just awkward LMAO #they're both so awkward but I think Wingdings can dissimulate it better #forgettable-au #forgettable-au-comic #undertale comic #papyrus is gaster #undertale au #undertale #papyrus!gaster #gaster #alphys #ALSO #YES #WINGDINGS HANDS DON'T HAVE HOLES IN THEM #y e t #kind of??

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