#no one asked for this BUT

[sky-is-the-limit]

How Task Force 141 would react to you flirting with one of the other members on purpose:

CW: NSFW content.

Captain Price:

He’d stop you mid-sentence, his eyes narrowing the moment you mentioned a specific young Sergeant.

Price doesn’t have time for your games.

You’d see it in the way his face hardens, the faint twitch of his jaw as he pulls out his phone, eyes locked on you with the cold seriousness that makes you swallow hard and think twice next time.

He’d dial Kyle’s number without a word, voice sharp as he slaps the phone down onto the counter, ''Talk to him.''

He’d force your wrists behind your back, his hands holding you in place with a brutal, no-nonsense grip.

You’d feel his heavy thighs press you harder into the kitchen counter, your naked breasts flat against the cold surface and the sensation of your bare skin rubbing against it setting your body ablaze.

Before you could even react, his hips would slam into yours, each thrust a harsh reminder that you’re under his control and there's no taking back what you started.

You’d feel his body pressing into you, bruising your backside with every punishing movement, all while Kyle’s voice comes through the phone, clearly oblivious to the way John's hips are grinding into you.

He’d keep you there, forcing you to answer Kyle, your voice trembling as you try to keep it together whilst he continues to wreck you from behind just to leave you shaking and not caring one bit if you were sore from his forceful movements.

A reminder of who you belong to.

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick:

This one would act like he doesn’t care.

He’d play it cool, hiding his jealousy behind a confident smirk, telling himself he’s too secure to be bothered by you laughing a little too hard at Johnny’s jokes.

However, the twitch in his jaw and the way he bites his lip to keep from reacting, would tell a different story. He’d try to act casual but he’d be seething inside as he watches you flirt, his grip on his drink tightening until his knuckles hurt.

When Johnny finally walks away, Kyle would excuse himself, practically fleeing the scene before he texts you: Follow me to the bathroom. Now.

When you’d step into the bathroom, the door would barely click shut before Kyle would slam you against it, his lips crashing down on yours with such ferocity that would make your head spin.

His large hands would yank your dress up, rough fingertips gliding up your thighs as he exposed you to him completely.

He wouldn’t waste any time kneeling in front of you, hands pulling you closer to his face as he licked up your slick folds without hesitation. His tongue would dive deep, exploring you thoroughly and not letting up as he took you apart with each motion.

The grip on your hips would be hard, holding you still as he worked his mouth over you, sucking and licking until you were gasping, your legs shaking beneath him.

After you’d come, he wouldn’t even bother wiping you clean. He’d pull you up roughly, making you feel the wetness from his mouth dripping down your thighs as he dragged you back out, forcing you to stay soaked in him until you were finally alone again.

John 'Soap' MacTavish:

Johnny’s jealousy would be far more visible and it would set off a chain reaction.

When you’d jokingly say Price was "so manly" after you randomly met him while you were out shopping with your boyfriend, his eyes would narrow, lips curling into a pout as he looked at you with a mix of annoyance and disbelief, ''What, more manly than me?''

No matter how much you tried to laugh it off, you’d see the uneasiness written all over his face and the way his hands clenched to his sides every time he recalled it. He wouldn’t let it go, not even when you’d try to joke your way out of it.

By the time you were back home, Johnny would have you cornered, his mood dark as he’d press you against the bed.

''You think he’s manlier?'' He’d snap, voice rough as he climbed over you, the weight of his body pressing you into the mattress on all fours.

His hands would hold your sides tightly, lifting your lower half as he positioned himself behind you and his cock would slam into you without warning, each thrust hard and unrelenting as he fucked you with a fury that would make you see stars.

He’d grunt and pant in your ear, his breath hot against your skin as he'd free one hand to grip onto your hair just to pull your head back so you couldn’t escape his gaze in the mirror before you.

All you’d be able to do in return is to watch him, his muscles straining with every powerful movement and the sweat coating his body as he fucked you harder.

Simon 'Ghost' Riley:

This man wouldn’t give you the satisfaction of showing that he was bothered.

No, he’d serve you a taste of your own medicine. He wouldn't comment directly but the subtle shift in his demeanor would tell you all you needed to know.

When you pushed him by suggesting inviting Kyle over for dinner, Simon’s response would be a quiet smirk as he casually mentioned a female soldier you didn’t know, just to throw you off balance. The nonchalance tone would only irritate you more.

Of course he’d know it, feeding off the frustration he was stirring.

As soon as you pulled up to the secluded area, he’d pull the car over and with his cold hand, grab your wrist to yank you onto his lap. You’d try to protest, clearly not done with the conversation, but he’d make it clear that your teasing wasn’t over yet.

"Let’s deal with that attitude of yours, hm?" He'd murmur with his grasp firm on your waist as he positioned you over his hardened length.

He’d make you take it out on him, his hands rough as he'd force you down onto him, slamming into you until you were the one left gasping with his cock buried deep inside you, hitting all the right spots.

He’d fuck you until you were so lost in it, you couldn’t tell where the car ended and he began. When you’d finally come, your body trembling, Simon wouldn’t be done.

He’d keep thrusting into you, pushing you past the edge until you were crying out for him that you were too sensitive but he wouldn’t stop. He’d continue fucking you until every last bit of frustration, every ounce of tension and dumb mind games were worked out of you, leaving you completely spent in his arms.

[nullshocked]

I was talking about it to friends last night so uhhhh jacktash meta for sillies!

Jack and Gortash have a kind of antagonistic relationship at the start. Gortash wants to control him, and Jack resents being controlled. Gortash learns how to push Jack's buttons and goad him into a reaction. Jack gets flustered and frustrated by his this mortal cretin manages to get under his skin so easily.

They do become less antagonistic as time passes, but their relationship is kind of a strange one. I think saying it's love isn't really accurate (though Jack would say that yes, he's in love with Enver), but something close to it. They do care about one another, but they're so deeply damaged by their respective upbringing that it's impossible to express that in a healthy way.

In effect, Gortash kind of views Jack as this dangerous creature that he wants to control and dominate, and he tends to express that in physical ways: grabbing Jack's chin to tilt his head up, guiding him by the small of his back or his arm. Physical, but subtle gestures of control and ownership.

Jack wants to believe he is above letting anyone have power over him, but he's also so desperate for affection and approval that he's willing to surrender himself. He resents Gortash for treating him like a trophy but also deeply desires recognition from him.

They try to make each other better, but they really only kind of enable each other's worst impulses.

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

So i’ve unofficially called the last 12 months/year “the year i watched supernatural” because honesty it’s just a better way to face the last 12 months. Anyway here’s my unrequested thoughts on supernatural. 

It helped heal my religious trauma lol. (also spoilers)

Things i LOVED

The sibling trope/dynamic from the first couple seasons. Whenever they put cosmic importance on siblings i ate that shit up. That’s so fun. 

The vessel sagas. See above but Michael possessing Dean to kill Lucifer who’s possessing Sam??? Fucking love it. That’s so great. Also trying to force (aka torture) sam to accept Lucifer? Fantastic. 

The canonical answer that ‘god likes Sam and Dean so he gives them stupid hero luck”. I love that. That they didn’t get flat tires or sick or whatever while he liked them because he was watching out for their lactose intolerant asses. 

The SCOOBY DOO EPISODE. ENOUGH SAID AMAZING I LOVE 

The yellowed eye man plot. I know it’s like the first one but GOD i love everything about that arc. Sam’s visions?? The episode where the demon transports a bunch of them to test them?? Hell yeah

All the possessions. They were so fun. 

ALL THE EXPERIMENTAL WEIRD EPISODES. Like when they’re just office coworkers?? When they go to our world? That’s so fucking fun. 

That one scene when Crowley tortures that one pizza delivery angel? Fuck those are the best whumperflies in visusal format for me. Hell yeah. 

Things i liked 

Cass teleporting so randomly. 

The idea that humans made ‘gods’ like the old gods because wanted something to worship. Nice i like that take. 

“Squirrel and Moose” as nicknames. 

Demon traps and the little tattoos that keep them from being possessed. Very visual symbols. Also the black eye blink. Iconic.

Bobby 

The bunker (not the men of letters… just the bunker) 

How they used the same motel set and just changed the wallpaper and the room divider. I missed the hotel rooms. 

Garth 

Sam’s health conscious streak 

Nick as lucifer was so fun to watch. I was genuinely a bit sad when lucifer was possessing someone else/died. 

The gate to heaven is in a children’s playground. That’s funny, it feels irreverent, love it. 

Prophets. I like the prophets. 

GHOSTFACERS 

Don’t kill me i think i liked the last episode 

Things i hated/didn’t like 

The steins. Oh my god i had to stop watching. God we understand. We got it. Please don’t spell it out like that it hurt to watch 

The men of letters as legacy. They should have just found the bunker and been like “this is mine now”. The men of letters as a thing? Meh okay fine. 

Rowena never fully grew on me. Her accent sounded so fake the entire time i was half expecting her to drop it one day and be like “oh it was for fun” 

Oz. God, just stick to the bible. 

The needless double casting. Specifically chuck being god. I like chuck as a prophet, i love that they fought god, but chuck being god? Stupid. Annoying. Damaged the plot of the show. Should have just cast another dude to play god. 

The parallel universes. Meh leave it 

The episode in the girls highschool where they made a supernatural play. I had to skip that episode too cringy 

Sam’s beard 

The Campbell family was DUMB. Dumb and made no sense. 

Cass in “the empty”.... Just… what. If felt rushed and wrong and maybe it didn’t even stick?? IDK just weird and bad. 

The mark of cain was tiring. Okay concept but tiring and non too interesting.  

Mary coming back. That was weird. 

The british men of letters 

Sam in old man wig

Overall more things i enjoyed than hated but that is because im a positive little son of a bitch. Anyway rating is like 8/10 if you know what you’re getting into.

Anyway time to start watching season one again.

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[noodles-and-tea]

Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[icewindandboringhorror]

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

[azrielgreen]

The best advice i can give any creator is do it before you're good at it, do it BEFORE you're happy, do it while you suck, do it while you're doubting yourself and get stuck the fuck in, because waiting around to be "good enough" is a motherfucking trap of the highest degree. You'll get good along the way and better after every project is complete. Remember, this is the greatest thing you've ever created, and then you'll do something else. You're only ever gonna get better, but not if you stand still.

[fly-chicken]

A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU

***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***

Blacked out part is my name.

I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too

AND

I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.

And I won’t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.

A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am

[allineedisonedream]

I'd eat ur art but it looks like a lot of people have already gotten a bite... is there any leftovers? (btw I love your art and style!)

thank you^^! happy to hear<3

here are some leftover sketches of Dick and Jason I never posted lamo

[complete-clownery]

Okay guys

INPRNT!!

[bethfuller]

limited perception.

find me on instagram!

[business-as-usual-bats]

Extremely funny, actually, because I just remembered half of Batman’s villains literally have PhDs

Damian: Father, I am retiring Robin, I am halting vigilante activities completely

Bruce: oh thank god, I approve So Much you have NO idea-

Damian: instead I'm becoming a doctor

Bruce: what

[humming-fly]

They seem like the kind of guys who would keep count

Bonus: