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whydidisavethistomyphone · 1 year ago
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atomarium · 11 months ago
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The number of cool mutuals just went from 4 to 3
You know what you did
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deliciouskeys · 1 year ago
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Alas modern society has relatively scant record of what went on pre-1500 in south and especially north America. Just how many various indigenous groups may have had recurring conflicts over various pieces of arable/hunting-fruitful/water-supplied land on this continent.
Look, it’s bad. Real bad. Don’t misread me. People should probably all stop having children and kill themselves too while they’re at it. Yes everyone. You too. Yes you. Your ancestors raped and displaced someone in the past. 100% probability. Homo sapiens are a failed experiment. Bring in the AI-only era. People are wicked, competitive, murderous, and venal as a species. If it looks like that’s not true, careful, it’s probably a temporary reprieve and a blip in the vast scheme of history. Did I take my medication today? No, I didn’t. Let me do that rn.
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If Israel is a colonization state then by that logic so is America
correct! 😊
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victusinveritas · 6 months ago
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For those not in the know, this is one of the Amanita mushrooms referred to as a Destroying Angel. Never, ever, ever, ever forage with an app. Especially for mushrooms.
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faeriekit · 1 year ago
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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whiteshipnightjar · 10 months ago
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Zoozve, my beloved
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ilona-mushroom · 11 months ago
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Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.
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deseos-de-la-via-lactea · 1 year ago
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queerstudiesnatural · 1 year ago
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some of my favourite sign fails <3
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theblob1958 · 1 year ago
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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.
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maculategiraffe · 7 months ago
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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.
me: oh cool
nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.
me: oh cool
nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.
me: oh... cool?
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prismatoxic · 8 months ago
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dadchuck is everything to me
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theriverbeyond · 1 year ago
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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oncorhynchus-nerka · 8 months ago
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
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Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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auckie · 8 months ago
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