#no no no no nononononono

[ghostbeam]

What the fuck.

[not-another-robin]

AU where Alfred adopts the robins instead of Bruce. Everything is the same except the dynamic is significantly funnier

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Alastor: Did it hurt?

Lucifer: *rolls eyes* Let me guess, when I fell from heaven.

Alastor: Noooooo

Lucifer: *raises eyebrow*

Alastor: *grins wider* Did it hurt when you fell for me?

[nitewrighter]

"Lois are you breaking up with me?"

NO YOU MORON. SHE'S VOICING HER SEVERE SELF ESTEEM AND ABANDONMENT ISSUES. YOU NEED TO GET OVER YOUR EARTH REJECTION SENSITIVE DYSPHORIA AND FIGHT FOR HER ASS!!

[woofbee]

Murder drones moment

[gothicmatter]

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

genuinely abt to cry

[sammys-magical-au]

*if it was only Barriss who got buried on Geonosis*

Ahsoka: but we don’t want to kill her.

Anakin: no, we’re not going to kill her!

Ahsoka: isn’t this what kills her??

Anakin: no!

Barriss, from somewhere underground: what if that’s the only way for you to stop the separatists?!

Ahsoka: what if we have to kill her? *yells* ARE YOU CHILL WITH DYING? Wait! We’re not going to kill you!! Don’t worry about it!!!

Anakin: just go, go calm her down.

Ahsoka: *crawls up to a little hole in the rubble* listen, I’m gonna be honest; I am not a problem solver, by any stretch of the word, and I forgot to take my ADHD meds today, so reading that datapad screen- none of the information is being processed. *points at Anakin even though Barriss definitely cannot see him* He’s the big brain, so he’ll take care of it, rest assured. He’s an idiot, but he can read well, I’ll just make sure that nothing bad-

Barriss, absolutely distraught: MY LIFE IS IN THE HANDS OF AN IDIOT?!?

Ahsoka: nonononononono, TWO idiots!

[buttfrovski]

bro rlly said nuh uh

[namedforvalor]

Scenes from The Vampire Chronicles that genuinely made me laugh out loud: The Tale of the Body Thief edition. (spoilers)

Louis saying “Weep! I should like to see you weep! You say you weep all the time but I’ve never seen it!” And Lestat is like “Oh really? Because you said yourself I weep in your shitty little book, liar!” And then Lestat is like I know Louis wasn’t upset with me for insulting his writing because I do that quite often like shut the hell up 😭

When Human Lestat cusses Louis out for almost killing him when he breaks into Louis’ lair. Just full on coughing up a lung writhing on the ground like “what the fuck is wrong with you?! You just kill people without thinking?!?” as if he wasn’t a perfect stranger breaking into Louis’ house, as if they aren’t both vampires who kill people all the time lmao

Honorable mention to when they get reunited and Louis so casually says “you burnt down my house?” and Lestat is like “and I’ll do it again tf”

[nnato]

[cryptid-pet]

EVERYONE PANIC I THINK ITS FINNA BE YAKUMO AND IM NOT READY

[luvvlaufeyy]

NONO ONOJONOKI

I JUST REMEMBERED I WONT SEE EDGEWORTH FOR A FULL GAME

also im being delusional😍😍

[vulturereyy]

GUYS I FIGURED OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH LEIF

[joshym]

Guys. GUYS. IT HAPPENED AH

@jakeyt & I are still shooketh to the absolute core.

[woofbee]

So…Murder drones episode 7, Huh?