#yes im tagging this

[not-another-robin]

AU where Alfred adopts the robins instead of Bruce. Everything is the same except the dynamic is significantly funnier

[madrabit]

Ik the tag is broken rn, am I still gonna post it? Absolutely. Here, have our lil galaxy Man, Mr. Jan Palm Kink Peteh ✨️💫 I should've drawn a hand huh....

Go read our new fic for @185northgower and mine Bojance kinktober 💜🩷❤️✨️

[philtstone]

im literally begging u guys to see the ending of tlou not as the trolley problem but as the inherent tragedy of parenthood in an evil world

[absolutelynotsanebaby]

Ninjago tumblr, twitter didnt care for my horse talk so yall get it too

Cole

Zane

Kai

Nya

Lloyd

And of course Jay.

Jk

Actually Jay

[basofy]

do you think he's sexy ❤️

[fadelbison]

used to be a big Neo fan and now he’s dragging his VERY REAL girlfriend onto what should be QL IMAGINARY pair events while GMM GL promotion still remains woefully horrendous like never had I ever felt dump the whole man energy with this much rage and passion he’s about to be the second ever Twitter account I’ve sent hate tweets to fr fr

[dreamingamongthestars]

The amount of anti-orca rhetoric on this site is astounding like don't you all realize you're trying to cancel an apex predator right. A literal animal. Compared to what humans have done to other animals they're docile. They're altruistic to humans. They're matriarchal and everything they do is taught and directed by the eldest female in the pod. Yes, including being ruthless to their prey. God forbid women do ANYTHING

[boredfaneliza]

ok i did talk bout “ok sagau scaramouche but he’s the creator or player because he booted himself out of the game when he erased in irminsul lol funny and the characters are self aware of him haha” 

and my brain went “ok what if he doesn’t remember that and streams genshin impact (that has no scara which works out only he exists in limited events minus the archon quests btw) until he goes back into the game. angst happens”

and now my dumbass brain went “HEY HEY ship him with kazuha or heizou. OR BOTH”

now im writing a 10k fic

[femmesandhoney]

"new fans weren't even born when this book came out! be respectful!" and i was three years old. these books are for children, im sure plenty of the new young fans can pick up a damn book and read it too. its actually more embarrassing to me tbh to admit you waited for the show (or movie) to come out bc you hate reading and didn't wanna read the series. like thats even more reason for you to get spoiled, no one wants to respect ur illiterate ass sorry 💀

[ressq]

"what if zak bagans menstruated?" - my bf, unprompted

[emi-chak]

Quickly before I forget and pass out asleep.

I dreamed there was a special fight where you could control Raphael, and ofc he considers himself a snowflake special enough to have a whole ass different UI when you select him. Sensibly the same, mind, but most of the assets were disposed differently (I should probably try to recreate it) and I think there was one additional small window for His Own Fight Log to separate himself from the others because Yes his own voice matters to him and he Wants you the Player to Pay Attention, I remember being so angry while taking screenshots to post them on Twitter, and writing "OFC HE HAS A DIFFERENT UI THIS SLUT"

And the voicelines. Fuck. The voicelines when you select him or touched some of his spells and passives (also the description were explained by himself, stuff like "*I* will do this and that, etc." yknow), they were driving me insane enough to make me go "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP" almost all of them made me feel like I was either getting sexually harassed or kinkshamed, sometimes both.

And I was so angry, fuck. He Knows this is hype, He Knows he feels powerful to play, He Knows you need him right now even though that was a player choice. But cmon. I fucking would agree to whatever bulshit he wants my character to go through if that means I can have my hands on him (i mean what? No you didnt read that SHUT UP) and I was sitting in front of my screen like "How DARE He. him and his perpetually flaccid dick"

I can't remember all of his lines, but they where very telling of how I feel toward this goddamn character

"Can't get enough, can't you? 😏"

"You touched it. Now you'll  have  to  wait." (BRO)

*insert some of his stupid theatrical bullshit that I can't remember because this was a fucking dream*

"Bloody damn bred." (WHAT THE FUCK WAS MY BRAIN COOKING WITH THIS ONE)

*something about his dick being Not Flaccid*

*some small laughing(???)* (Was my cursor tickling him, or...? Oh no. I'm so fucked. No, fuck, that's cute. NO!!! ID RATHER WANT TO BE MOCKINGLY LAUGHED AT!!!!! AUUGGH!!!)

Anyway.

As I'm writing this, more memories of this particular part of my dream are fading. I guess I couldn't get lucid enough to take the reins of it because it switched to my usual dreams. There was a section where I had to hide under some stairs, a ghost pursuing me, glitching objects I desperately tried to stack in front of me, being told that I needed to do something I can't remember, and so on, can't remember much at this point.

I thought the Raphael part of my dream was so real. I thought I really tweeted those screenshots. I was so sure I was screaming in both my best friend's and boyfriend's dms on discord. Imagine my disappointment right now. Imagine my relief, too, because fuck no I don't want to feel more than simple amusement whenever he appears on screen.

That would be Hells.

[shulkirl]

u guys should ask me abt my splatoon ocs

[mawu-yama]

happy toshiki Kai thursday

[howabhwmwn]

Howard Hamlin, boy of all time.

[punk-dad-sharkz]

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

[dannyisn0tcool]

Guys send me anon stuff im bored