#no no gerry scotti no no

[ndostairlyrium]

“Naptime, at last” 

by @greypetrel​

There was a lot to do in the house. He shouldn't close his eyes. What he should do was waiting five more minutes for both children to fall asleep more soundly, move both Dorian and Aisling away from him to some proper pillows, rise up and clean the house. The kitchen wall really needed some cleaning after today's shenanigans. A very unwise decision, for him, to think they couldn't actually build a catapult with legos when they announced their project (a kid at school apparently had a book on medieval warfare and they've been inspired). Because what they managed to build was not only perfectly functioning, but also enhanced by magic, and able to throw eggs at breakneck speed and in a high parable... right on the kitchen wall. They have been absolutely thrilled and danced around him, ignoring as per usual all his requests that medieval siege machines were to be used out of the house, and that they shouldn't waste food. Right now, tho, staring at a wall absolutely lurid with eggyolk and eggshells stuck in the goo, so high he would have needed a stair to clean everything, he felt proud of the two five-years-olds, and also incredibly cosy. Dorian's heavy breathing from his head fallen back on his belly, little hands still clutched on one of his books, and Aisling smaller frame curled against his side, a little hand holding his thumb as she sucked her own, they both kept him warm and lulled him to sleep as well. Maybe the two little balls of destruction were right: explaining why and how nuclear reactors could explode was, indeed, relaxing, and better than any of Varric's own fairytales to concile sleep. Yes, he thought, maybe closing his eyes for five minutes and bask in one of the rare moments of pure, homey quiet with the two, when they were just cute and not a very distructive kind of cute, wouldn't be so bad. The eggs on the wall were already dry, after all, and kids grew up all too fast. Solas could indulge.

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DadWolf is very tired, and also apparently a good human pillow. A direct sequel to this

Collab between myself and the amazingly talented @greypetrel, owner of the sweetest child Aisling and criminal mastermind behind DadWolf AU. Once I saw the sketch I knew I needed to color it, so she kindly provided me with the smoothest lines ever ;; absolutely gorgeous!! It really was a joy to work on such a precious picture! Also of course little Dorian is already devouring such books << who ever doubted that?

Concept, sketch, and inks by @greypetrel Colors by @ndostairlyrium 

[pourunhomme]

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Gerry Scotti

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[bluastro-yellow]

since we're talking about bathrooms stickers

[giftvitaliana]

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"Per amarvi non aspettate che la vita vi dia delle prove più dure di quelle che avete avuto finora. Non date mai alla vita il permesso di decidere per voi".

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[pourunhomme]

Gerry Scotti

[turuin]

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Siete già pronti?

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[lady-who-owns-a-sword]

GUYS ITS DANTEDÌ

[milanodabere]

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