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[emilybeemartin]

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

[egophiliac]

hiii im sure you’ve answered this before but in regards to your twst x Pokémon, how do you choose which Pokémon go give to the cast?? really curious since your choices are unique :O

unique in a good way, I hope? 😅 (jk jk I haven't come across too many pokemon AUs, so I was going in without preconceptions, I guess!) I was sorta aiming somewhere between doing, like, a full AU with internal consistency and everything, and just picking entirely based on theme/character, so maybe that's why! basically I just set some arbitrary rules (no legendaries/no repeats/evo stages based on year) and then went on ~vibes~. a couple were also suggestions (thank you guys!) and last-minute decisions, so it was a bit of a delightful mess of ideas!

my one regret is that I should have given Riddle a Togedemaru after all. ...you know what, he can have one now, why not

[heyclickadee]

So. I’m. Haunted by the lighting and posing on the CX-2 poster, haunted by the fact that no one will straight up say that Tech is dead or that he wasn’t CX-2, wondering if the CX-Tech plot wasn’t dropped after all, and hoping against hope that they’re putting this man through the wringer so they can pull him out and give him the happiest possible ending. CX-2 had BETTER be in the next series and he had better be Tech, because I need this to make sense. I mean, I’ll buy that the spear symbolically killed the CX-2 persona. I’ll buy, “Oh, he had to be Crosshair’s shadow in the last third of this series but we had to foreshadow him being Tech in the next one.” “The damage you sustained on Skako Minor all of your behavioral modifications,” coming back around. I’ll buy someone surviving that in the GFFA because they can in the real world (warning for a picture of a real life injury in the link). I’ll even buy that the electricity didn’t kill him because the boulders and the waterfall definitely should have (and it’s Star Wars). I really do not care about plausible survivability. I just want the story to make sense and for Tech to get back to his family.

Anyway all I’m saying is why release a poster that’s going to fuel speculation about a guy whose face we never see after the series is done and out? If you actually dropped that plot, why not change the poster? Or just not release it? Why do this? What is the purpose of this?? Because if the purpose was to drive me, specifically, insane, then congratulations, Lucasfilm! Mission accomplished.

[lutrinelemon]

art by HEISTTTYYY on twt

[eclectic-sassycoweyes]

Carlos feeling so uninspired he’s inspired to save his marriage from the potential of whatever That is

[cruciology]

My most random ship has got to be Sansa/Podrick. I’m right about this I know in my heart of hearts he would treat her right.

[doctorweebmd]

Despite everything. Despite AFO trying to create the perfect spawn in Tomura. Despite having every moment of his life controlled from the day he was born. Despite experiencing tragedy after tragedy to create a creature so full of hate it would stamp out the sun, there is still a seed of love, of goodness, of rebellion in Tenko Shimura.

AFO could try take everything from Tenko. But he could never take his heart.

[elwayken]

Save me Hannibal x The Phantom Of The Opera au.

I could go in depth about this

[pinkwinesupernovas]

2026 is my year I PROMISE!!!

[nicemare]

Fuck top/Bottom discourse! Are they Ernie or Bert???

If this has been done before, I'm sorry, but @arcadianblue involuntarily prompted me to this xD

[weebatron9000]

[pumpumpuli]

Let me write a cozy romance with a mind flayer. LET ME WRITE A COZY ROMANCE RP WITH A MIND FLAYER! We got fucking Omeluum now proving how adorable they can be let me WRITE A CHILL MIND FLAYER CHARACTER INTO A ROMANCE, AAAAAA!

It'd be about a mind flayer hiding in a big city with Disguise Self as it tries to find a cure, and it falls in love with a mage that owns an alchemy shop. The moral of the plot would be "scary things are deserving of love too."

[baicaozhe]

What if you looked in the mirror and a bunch of fucked up fish were staring at you

[kyouka-supremacy]

My argument is that all the times that sskk insult each other and all the times sskk admire each other cancel each other out to create a perfectly neutral relationship

[lyriumlullaby-ao3]

*david duchovny voice* what are dragons??