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hammill-goes-fogwalking · 2 months

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THIS IS NOT PRETTY.

this is not natural.

the human body is not build like this naturally.

this should not be the new average women body standard

don't punish yourself or get complexes because you don't look like a porn star

a healthy, natural body is much prettier

#tiktok and pinterest popularised this horrible trend to make this body type every girls “dream”#don't compare yourself to these bitches #....#sometimes I see women on the streets who look like this and men side-eye them in such a perverse way #I don't think it's nice to get these looks every day #no it's definitely not #but #not every man likes this fake body type #“players” like it but true men appreciate natural looks #I just can't stand how girls are so crazy about this body #that “manifesting 🤞🏻” Pinterest trend is so so toxic #girls look at perfect flawless pictures and hope they will get their glow up and transform into such a fake Instagram person?!?!#then after some months they're disappointed because it didn't turn out like this #no one is perfect #no one #not even Adriana Lima or the average Instagram influencer #ERASE these people out of your memory #so so so much UNNECESSARY NEGATIVITY #cherish life and your family. friends. etc etc #cherish that you're young & healthy #don't let bitches destroy the best time of your life #random mind

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twinnfawn · 1 month

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Yknow rewatching gravity falls makes you realize how batshit insane Ford truly was

1. Lights his face on fire instead of shaving because “it’s faster”

2. Suggests Rudolph should’ve murdered the other reindeer for making fun of him

3. Had a situationship with a triangle

#there’s definitely more but these were the prominent ones #gravity falls #ford pines #the book of bill

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noodles-and-tea · 13 days

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Yknow that one au

#I can’t remember what it’s called but I vibe w it definitely #my art #gravity falls #Stan pines #Stanley pines #ford pines #stanford pines #EDIT: I FOUND WHAT IT WAS CALLED #twins in time au

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great-and-small · 4 months

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Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

#I told my brother (in the ag field) this and he said ‘oh those are definitely turf bros’#apparently entomology is a required course if you want to specialize in golf course management which I guess is a career that some desire #and there is some Westside story type beef between the turf bros taking entomology for pest control reasons and future PHDs who love bugs #actually chatted with them later they were very lovely

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shrubsparrow · 4 months

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It's in the eye of the beholder

#comic #birds #my art #I've had this idea for a while #after a lecture that talked about how traits we consider cute are traits found in babies #I feel like birds would have a very different definition of cute from us #anyway after making the bird tutorial I feel the pressure to draw perfect bird anatomy #but tbh I still just wing it a lot of the time!!#hehe “wing it”

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muffinlance · 5 months

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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents #we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy #but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses #that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway #at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants #now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND #her pronouns are om/nom #literal definition of a baby

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tariah23 · 7 months

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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

#Crunchyroll #piracy #funimation #money hungry ass streaming service #rambling #I’ve never paid for a streaming service in my life thank god #I appreciated using others accounts but I personally cannot see myself paying this much for a service if I had the funds 😭!#get back to pirating kings!!!#anime has always been one of the easiest forms of media to pirate anyway so y’all got this #CR is definitely not worth paying for though #CR is certainly not worth paying this much for even if it’s a yearly one time fee #capitalism #the fact that CR has always had pretty bad quality as a streaming service anyway #it buffers every time you pause or rewind anything

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clownsuu · 1 month

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I could NOT get this out of my head for the life of me

#Gravity falls #Gravity falls bill #bill cipher #gravity falls ford #ford pines #Billy is so silly #Billford #DEFINITELY not the first one to draw this but I h a d to JDHGDH

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starredforlife · 2 months

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hello for those planning on voting for kamala harris. could y’all start emailing or calling her specifically to pressure her to stop the genocide. even if you’re a decided voter, mention you are undecided and that this is the issue you would flip on. here I’ll leave a link where you can email

#quit yelling at regular people to vote blue and start contacting her office #definitely send personal letters if you can #star’s thoughts #usapol #you can make it abt not wanting us to spend more money overseas yadda yadda #they aren’t going to change unless they feel the pressure that they could lose because of it #kamala harris

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angelicgarnet · 9 months

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the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

#woof #like self diagnosis is one thing #but saying someone is autistic because they talk about a specific hobby a lot is weird (and waters down the actual definition of autism)#and its no different than saying someone has ocd bc they organize their books alpabetically #or saying someone has ADHD because they got distracted by something #and people who aren't even autistic are honestly getting way too comfortable with autism jokes

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xamag-draws · 5 months

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[Stardew Valley] felt compelled to draw some ponies..

#my art #my little pony #stardew valley #this is the definition of self-indulgent #also yes the update got me back in its clutches

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whyissupernaturaltrending · 2 months

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a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled

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darlingofdots · 2 months

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my parents are on holiday in their mobile home

they're expected back this upcoming weekend

I just spent ten days in my childhood home to keep an eye on things

I have hidden 100 small yellow ducks all over the house

I am very excited for my parents to be back

#dottie rambles #best part was just going about my day in the house and occasionally spotting one of the ducks i hid #hilarious #i did nunber them but did not document where i out them #i stuck one into the velcro of my dad's ski boot I'm very serious about this #they'll definitely find a couple on the first day bc i left some in very obvious places

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sapphosdickandballs · 3 months

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