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PART 3
of the dfk 2023 audiobook translation
@cnka
Uli: „This here is our school and over there on the mountain is the boarding school.“
Some kid: „Let’s go!“
Narrator (audiobook): They enter the skate park and are welcomed by a girl.
Sebi, one of the Externs, throws something at Jo, who’s sitting on a wall of the skating rink.
Sebi: „Get lost!“ Jo: „Hey! Idiot.“ Matze: „Ah, there’s Jo. You share a room.“ Jo: „Hey! Oh shit, the new girl… Forgot about that. Sorry. I’m Jo.“
(Note: the text isn’t in the movie, this is the best picture of the scene that i could find.)
Martina: „Hi. I’m Martina.“ Jo: „Interesting look… Vintage, huh? Urban…“ Jo: „Do you happen to know how to skate? Try out the new rink, it’s so cool-“ Uli: „Jo, she can’t use it.“ Jo: „…Okay…" (muttered) "You’re all Spießer...“
Narrator (audiobook): Jo cares little about the rules, walks over to the wall where the skate park is and pulls out a bottle of spray paint.
Uli: „Jo, what are you doing!“
Narrator (audiobook): It’s fairly obvious what Jo is doing; she is spraying the letters „FCK“ as well as the word „EXTERNE“ on the wall. „FCK EXTERNE“. And you can guess what obscene english word that is short for.
Jo: „Do you want some?“ She throws Martina a spray can. Uli: „You can’t just spray on the brand new wall!“ Matze: „FCK… Is that a sports club?“ Jo: „(laughs) Matze is an ace in English…“ Uli: „That isn’t correct English though.“
Ruda appears behind them.
Matze: „Shit, Externe!“ Jo: „Yeah, basically.“ Matze: „No, really, Externe!“
Music starts playing.
Narrator (audiobook): But too late. Ruda and her friends Sebi, Musti and Egerland have already noticed them.
Jo: „Shit, shit-” Ruda: „Fuck off, thats ours!!“
A chase through the streets of Kirchberg begins.
Narrator (audiobook): Our friends are being chased through the town by the Externs. Matze is carrying Martina’s suitcase under his arm while the four of them run away from the others.
Narrator (audiobook): They’re struggling not to lose their small head start. Jo has an idea.
Jo: „We need to get rid of the suitcase! We’ll be faster!“
Narrator (audiobook): Jo doesn’t spend time stalling. She grabs the suitcase from Matze and throws it over an old wall without looking over to the other side.
Car alarms start blaring.
Martina: „It’s gonna break!! Uh-oh.“ Jo: „Oh, SHIT!!“ Matze: „Shit!“ Uli: „Crap!“
Narrator (audiobook): The car alarm means nothing good, so the Internals quickly run away. And indeed; Jo should have checked the other side, because behind it is parking a custodian’s van. The suitcase has left quite a dent in the car. The custodian, who just returned to his van, is dumbfounded.
(Note: the text on the van translates to: "If there are dead people, call Rothe!") (Another note: i find it kind of funny that the audiobook translator exaggerates the custodian's reaction so much. cause its literally just "hm?")
The kids slip through an old wooden door and find themselves on a small path through trees.
Jo, who’s walking up front, cautiously walks along the path and looks around.
Jo: „Stop! Hold on.“ Matze: „Down!“ Uli: „We’re not allowed in here!“
Narrator (audiobook): Martina, Jo, Matze and Uli have fled to a hidden clearing at the edge of town, scattered with gorgeous fruit trees. An antiquated looking train wagon is standing in the middle of it, surrounded by a small well, a weathered table and chairs.
Matze: „Guys, come here, look where we are!“ Uli: „There’s probably someone living here.“ Matz: „Who cares! Look how cool it is here.“ Martina: „Nice. But shouldn’t we go get my suitcase now?“ Jo: „Guys. This here is just ours now! Finally something without the Externs! We can do anything here; chill, hang out, party- How cool!!“
(Note: this is Martina's face at what Jo says.)
#das fliegende klassenzimmer#das fliegende klassenzimmer 2023#dfk 2023 audiobook translation#dfk#mine#i still do not understand how theyre just “omg cool this is ours now”#like#no it isnt??
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#duck rants about something#im so fecked#thank u @iwantmorelife for the image id !!!#edit before you tell me ''this isnt even relatable'' its not meant to be. i made this to complain about sleeping in before class and ending#up late every time. peace and love
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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
#writing#writblr#i dont care if it's improper im gonna do it anyway#it just feels right a lot of the time#my goal in writing isnt to be a master of the english language but to portray a feeling and a lot of our feelings are imperfect#writeblr
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let's get ✨vulnerable✨
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
#i used to be pretty intimidated by the idea of having to describe my art but. it isnt as hard as it sounds#i just treat it like im describing an image i dont have at the time really#plus ive been told that even a simple id is better than no id#lev.txt
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ATTENTION TUMBLR
CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH
#amaury guichon#chocolate guy#ides of march#cor speaks#WHY ISNT ANYONE LOSING THEIR MIND OVER THIS!#MARCH 15#!!#julius caesar#The chocolate guy#*10k#*20k#*30K#*40K#*50K#*60K#*70k
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#(the piss/root chakra one isnt new hes shared that a few times now. but afaik 'gay rage?' is)#the matrix
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read that post blacked out and woke up with this on my computer. crazy. stay safe out there everyone
#this isnt the horniest thing ive ever drawn but. well. it's up there#anyway yeah where is the psychosexual torture yuri. please#i dont even know if i can put this in my art tag it took me like 3 mins lmfao#edit: 3k notes ok fine ill put it in the art tag#skribbles
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hi!
um
yeah
notes goal post
because i really need motivation
(i stole some of these but shhhhh)
if this post gets 50 notes i'll drink water right now
100 i'll go to bed at midnight for the rest of the week
200 i'll actually do my laundry
500 i'll take a shower every day for the rest of the week
1,000 i'll brush my teeth every night for a full week
2,000 i'll stop binding for an unhealthy amount of time for a full week
3,000 i'll start actually wearing my ankle braces consistently
4,000 i'll eat breakfast every day for the rest of the week
5,000 i'll stop binding while sleeping
6,000 i'll stop wearing earrings i'm allergic to for a full week
7,000 i'll start doing makeup again
8,000 i'll stop eating chocolate for the rest of the week
9,000 i'll make my autodale masks
10,000 i'll touch grass every day for the rest of the month
11,000 i'll water my plants twice a week for the rest of the month
12,000 i'll put on my lotion when i need to for a full week
13,000 i'll eat at least two meals every day for the rest of the week
14,000 i'll finish my water bottle every day for a full week
15,000 i'll write more for forest files
18,000 i'll clean out my backpack
19,000 i'll take my vitamins every day for the rest of the week
20,000 i'll finish my stained glass project
21,000 i'll go to bed before midnight for the rest of the week
22,000 i'll do my summer reading
23,000 i'll move the knife out of my room
24,000 i'll eat three meals every day for three days
25,000 i'll stop purposefully triggering myself for a full week
50,000 i'll try my best to stay clean for two full weeks
i'll probably add more goals if this somehow get past 5k, but there it is for now :)
spam allowed
tagging allowed
ummm the deadline is halloween
*thumbs up*
go for it
#i know this isnt my usual post thing but#idk#its good for me or something#and also im pathetic and crave validation and attention al the time#y'all dont like. actually have to hit any of these actually#um#notes goal#notes post#if this gets x notes#tw skipping meals#tw sh#tw unhealthy binding#tw knife mention
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Anyways here is the official gofundme set up by sonya masseys surviving family if you have the ability to give her family real tangible support
#eureka moment#when i have the time i think i might set up another donation drive event for her#please let me know if this isnt a real gofundme but im pretty sure it is it was linked in multiple news stories about her passing
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happy eat rocks friday
#this isnt a thing i dont think. i just made this up.#yeyyyy rocks#therian#canine therian#canine theriotype#wolf therian
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Congrats to the TF2 community for finally getting a cosmetic into the game with the trans pride flag hidden on it. About damn time
#a trans flag AND a bi flag good for yall#team fortress 2#im suprised it took this long tbh but then again idk when the last content update was so#like i literally havent played in over a decade but i still respect the part of the community that isnt a pile of shit#tf2
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neurotypicals will be like "you can't self diagnose" and then diagnose everyone they dislike as a narcissist
#actually npd#narcissistic personality disorder#npd safe#actually narcissistic#narc abuse isn't real#npd abuse isnt real#npd
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"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness
#ethan speaks#get therapy#living like this isnt normal and not everyone experiences this#bpd#paranoia#ocd#ptsd#dissosiation
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