#no im not putting my organizing tag on this feels too ..wrong

[edith-is-a-cat]

Fuck.

I wish I could help.

[doyouknowthischaracter]

RANDOM ASKS GRAB BAG

Putting a bunch of answered asks in one post so I don't spam your dashes too much. Under the cut because it's a very long post. If your ask isn't here, don't worry! The ask box is far from empty, and I'm sorta trying to group them by topic. Enjoy?

Anonymous asked: you mentioned in another ask that there were a few things you were probably going to check out from doing these polls and I was just curious which ones those are, if you don't mind sharing fjdjsj

I don't mind sharing! I had to go through the archive to remember which ones I wanted to check out, but a few of them would be The Walten Files, Red vs. Blue, The Murderbot Diaries, I Am In Eskew, and The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality. Many of the characters posted here look interesting, but I'm such a slow watcher/player/reader/etc. that it'd take me decades to go through everything lol

Anonymous asked: Have you considered doing like uhhh idk how to explain properly, but statistics/data from loads of polls in a summary every so often? I've seen some poll blogs do a most known/least known type bar graph every so often. And I would be super interested in seeing this sort of thing for this blog!! It's fair enough if not though, obviously this would create a lot of extra work for you. Anyway, thanks for running this blog :-) Anonymous asked: I just asked a question about seeing the data statistics/ bar graphs - please ignore it! Just reread your pinned and realised I'd missed that bit :'). BUT, last point remains, thank you for running this blog and putting up with repetitive anons I bet aksjskdjsk

I haven't put the data in a graph yet, but if I figure out how to organize that in a way that's both comprehensible and actually tells us something new, I'll give it a try for sure. Until then, we do have the spreadsheet. And no worries, I'm glad you're enjoying the blog! :)

Anonymous asked: *sees a poll blog* "I must answer each and every poll I can"

Godspeed on your journey and remember to stay hydrated! 🫡

Anonymous asked: this is my favorite blog! Every morning I wake up and check the polls like they're the paper, just to say "I don't know them" Truely a humbling experience!

Happy to be your neighborhood paperboy!

@iceice-baeby asked: Are olyou fearing the day someone submits Solid Snake from MGS and you will choose the wrong picture Because everyone always seems to choose the wrong picture

The only difficulty will be in not using this one:

Anonymous asked: Just scrolled back through your blog up to posts from Dec 3rd and I know why those polls are closed now but I cannot describe the genuine anguish I felt seeing Mr Orange and going NO I KNOW HIM - I KNOW HIM!!!! Anyway I found this blog like ten minutes ago and I love it

Don't worry, he's A-OK! 👍

(Also, thanks! I appreciate your dedication.)

Anonymous asked: scrolling through to catch up on the characters and knowing a whole three of them was so bizarre. im not supposed to press the yes i know them button, im supposed to do my sworn duty and vote no with unending confusion. the world has been flipped on its head 😵‍💫

I bet the next 30 were characters you've never heard of, just for balance to be restored.

Anonymous asked: Whenever i misclick I feel sooooo bad like im sorry my dear friend for not recognizing you I apologize for my rudeness

No polls so far ended with only one vote difference between answers, so you don't have to feel too bad. For now. 👀

Anonymous asked: this is fun cause i’ve definitely submitted some characters but i’ve immediately forgotten who. so i’ll also be pleasantly surprised to see my beloveds on the blog.

A gift from you to you, courtesy of unreliable memory! Sweet!

Anonymous asked: Devastating. I keep missing the voting for the only characters I know.

You'll do it one day, I believe in you!!

@iceice-baeby asked: Would you consider writing in the tags if YOU know a character or not You have done it sometimes before, but I'd be curious if you do recognise some of those random niche as all hell blorbos Also I can't wait for my Blorbos turn. Because either He-and-she is gonna take most obscure place, OR I will actually find maybe more than two people, myself included, who know him-and-her and who I can ramble at for hours until they block me

Oh yeah, for sure. I didn't think anyone would be interested to know, but I can do that when I remember to!

Did your blorbo show up already?

Anonymous asked: I have been having the opposite problem of everyone else, apparently. I'll see a name and be like, "I don't know who that is". But then I see the picture and realize… Yes I do!

That's why I take the time to include fitting pictures, helps jog the memory!

Anonymous asked: I feel very superior every time I know a character most people don't

Hey, nobody likes a show-off. (<- Joking)

Anonymous asked: Wait, has Beetlejuice not been submitted?? I could've sworn I submitted the musical version! Anonymous asked: Oh wait no I didn't submit musical Beetlejuice to you, got you mixed up with @/every-character-ever-poll lol my bad

Indeed he hasn't been submitted yet, maybe next time!

@thetisming asked: sorry for saying something negative in the replies to a post someone was being a dick about jukebox musicals

No worries, but don't let it get to you. People are allowed to dislike your favorite things even without any good reason. It's a matter of taste, which is highly subjective. It's more constructive to focus your attention on people who do enjoy the same things as you!

@autism-criminal asked: What is your favorite color of the rainbow (red orange yellow green blue indigo purple) ?

Orange! 🍊 What's yours? :)

Anonymous asked: "data is not accurate" bro if ur going to a tumblr poll blog for accurate data you NEED to reassess some things asdfghjkl; anyway this blog is great thank you for running it it's a lot of fun and has resulted in some very funny interactions between me and my fiance. notably "what the fuck do you MEAN 6% of the sans undertale website doesn't know who sans undertale is" and "i'm sorry i simply don't believe that ANYONE doesn't know who DRACULA is"

Different people come here with different expectations, I suppose. Which is fine, I don't mind, but they're bound to be disappointed if they expect 100% accuracy all the time. But anyway! I'm happy to hear I can provide a new form of enrichment for you and your fiancé!

@sweetpollyolliver asked: So many manga and anime characters and I know like 1% of them 😭

I'm ngl, I'm not a big manga/anime connoisseur either, so I'm just as lost as you most of the time lol 🤝 (<- shaking hands in solidarity)

@cringelordofchaos asked: If I go insane one day I am going to try to make an English translation for Mesec Boje Purpura so everyone can know who veštica Noks is

I'm fully behind you! Keep us updated if you do.

Anonymous asked: I scroll through your blog. I don’t recognise any of these characters. ‘No,’ I click, ‘no,’ ‘no,’ ‘no.’ I am content in the darkness of the rock I live under. But, alas, all things must end. I continue my scroll, the glee of the irrelevant rampant in my veins. But what’s this? It can’t be… My shelter is cruelly ripped away and the brutal light of knowledge seeks me out like a bloodhound, it gives me no place to hide. ‘Yes,’ I sob, defeated, ‘Yes, I do know the jjba character.’

A modern-day Greek tragedy, truly 💔

Anonymous asked: was really surprised to vote and see that a character was 100% know them. then I noticed I got there early enough to be the only vote

For one shining, brilliant moment they were 100% known and surely that counts for something.

Anonymous asked: You should make up a character and make a poll for them and see how many people lie or misclick

Well....... I'm not going to comment on that. 🐰

Anonymous asked: I follow this blog and another blog that does smash or pass and occassionally I will come to one of your posts and examine the images to decide and then remember this blog's gimmick before trying to hit smash

Imagine voting smash there and then coming here to vote "I don't know them at all" on the same character. Brutal.

@ink7blot asked: *sees big naturals* I hate that. *reblogs*

A job well done, then 😌

[potol0ver]

Howdy pardner 🤠🐴

You said you were begging for a request for Erik to worship someone. I don’t know if you’re doing specific requests, but here’s one if you’re up for it:

Musical!Erik x Y/N

Erik had a really rough day dealing with the manager’s bullshit or smthn like that. Y/N comes down to visit him, and sees how upset he is. They ask what they can do to help him, and after collecting himself, he half-smiles.

“You can let me admire you~” He then proceeds to thoroughly kiss and praise and tease Y/N (consensually) as a stress-reliever and a way to redirect his emotions.

#LetThisManGetWhippedForHisS/O

- Yeehaw Anon 🐴

OH HELL YES- i love this idea. Also im leaving this one open ended at the end to keep it GN, don’t worry i have a smut prompt waiting for me to write it so if you want direct smut it’ll be out sometime this week most likely <3

Tags; Soft dom Erik x GN Reader, suggestive towards the end, fluffy, simi smut, Erik being obsessed with you, chest play (not said to have boobs though), short and sweet

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The sound of Erik’s organ rang through the catacombs as you walked down to his lair. You knew the rehearsal went wrong but you didn’t expect it to go so wrong he’d be hitting his organ keys this hard. Breathing in and sighing you finally made it to Erik’s abode and well… he looked pissed. His wig and mask were off, and playing the organ while standing.

Walking closer you practically tell his name so he could hear you. Once he did hear you he whipped his head towards you with an angry expression that quickly softened seeing you there. Defeated he plopped down on his organs bench and placed his head in his hands.

“You have no idea how bad today went,” he said with a slight roughness to his voice, almost like his voice was sore from yelling, “Carlotta wouldn’t take the advice from the conductor, and by doing that sabotaging the rehearsal,” you stood beside him now placing a hand in his back as he ranted, “the ballet dancers were supposed to try out a new routine but since Madame Giry had family matters to attend to the ballet dancers looked like they had two left feet, and the prop people were too drunk to do anything on cue, it was a shit show.”

Holding back a laugh at his word choice, you just sigh and console him. “That truly does sound like a shit show, I'm sorry that happened my love. Especially Carlotta, my spine has chills just thinking about what she sounded like, and not in a good way.” Erik gives a slight chuckle as you sit on the bench next to him. “Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?”

Sitting up Erik looked at you with eyes and asked “Can we snuggle please?”

“Of course my love,” quickly standing up you lead Erik by his hand to the bed. Once you got to the bed you laid down, he followed by climbing in next to you and holding you close burying his face into your neck. Slowly rubbing circles unto his back he slowly started to melt into you, finally relaxing.

You were about to fall asleep when he started to kiss your neck. “Erik, you should be relaxing.”

“Please, I need to worship you right now,” he begged into your neck as he started to put his hands under your clothes. Given you always got flustered when he paid attention to you like this, you could only muster up a nod. Soon enough his hands started to undo your clothing, all while his kisses on your neck never stopped.

Once your chest was exposed fully to him, he gently started to massage your chest. You couldn't help but let out some small whines as Erik kissed his way down to your nipple and popped it into his mouth. Gently rolling it with his tongue, his hands worked on getting your lower half naked too.

Once your whole body was exposed to him, Erik just gently ghosted his hands over your thighs to your waist and back down again. As much as you loved this you needed more, your hips slightly rolled trying to gain any friction they can. “Please Erik, stop teasing me.”

“No no, please, please let me bask in you. You feel divine.” he whined against your chest, barely letting your nipple go when he begged. You could tell tonight was going to be a long night for you.

[thenightwinggraveyard]

how i find banger fics on AO3

tips and tricks by yours truly

are you an avid ao3 reader like myself? do you ever find yourself at a loss for what to read next and unable to find anything worth your time? well worry no longer (hopefully!), because i'd like to share some ways i filter through the endless amount of fics to find ones i like;

SORT BY KUDOS

while doing this isn't foolproof and it leaves underrated fics out of the equation, it is generally a good starting point. most fics that have a lot of kudos, do so for a reason after all.

2. EXCLUDE WHAT YOU DONT LIKE

this is a feature i wasn't really utilizing until recently, but it has saved me so much effort. when your on a fandom, tag, or pairing, you can exclude whatever ticks you off and make finding a good fic easier. for example, sometimes i go on my favourite tags, like time travel, and find that it is mostlyyyy clogged up with harry potter or mha and im just not feeling it that day; well i simply exclude it.

3. MAKE NOTE OF/JOT DOWN WHAT YOU'D LIKE

what i mean by this, is whenever you think about a specific character or pairing/dynamic, fandom, etc.. during the day or when doing something else and find yourself craving that content, a good idea would be to write that down for later on your notes app or something, and specifically search for it later on. otherwise, sometimes when faced with the damning ao3 search bar you forget everything you like and your entire personality. ive certainly been there.

4. MARK FOR LATER

whenever you see a fic that you don't really feel like reading at the moment, but know you could like, you can hit the mark for later button. i find it much easier then having endless numbers of open tabs that you cant sort through.

5. SEARCH COLLECTIONS

i like to go to my favourite fics i previously read and look through the collections that have that fic saved to them and browse. i have a collection of my own where i save my fav fics if you feel like checking that out!

6. SEARCH THROUGH OTHER MEDIA

going on tiktok or tumblr and searching the #fanfiction or #fanficrec tags can be a lifesaver. better yet, when you find tumblr masterlists of recs.

7. CHECK OUT AUTHORS OTHER WORKS

this ones self explanatory; if you really like a fic, try checking out the authors other works in the case that you find them just as good.

8. ASK FRIENDS!!!

you dont no HOW much i bombard my friends by asking them for recs, and ive found some really good ones through them. you can even ask mutuals, anyone on discord if you have it, etc...

LASTLY,

9. BE PICKY

this one is a bit redundant but its something i often find myself wishing i had done earlier. if your reading a fic and something about it just isnt right for you, be that the writing style, the chracetrization, etc... don't feel like you need to continue. theres nothing wrong with just dropping shit when it gets too boring or when its not tickling your fancy, otherwise you may end up putting so much time into a work that leaves you upset/frustrated, and thats no fun. seriously, i have spent hundreds of thousands of words on fics that left me hating my life and not because of how good it was written ill tell you that.

[strawbearyhoney]

Just say you hate ppl with eating disorders and go

if someone were to promote depression ( literally using a pro-depression tag and telling other people how to get more depressed and encouraging others to self harm and be miserable ) and i said ' tumblr should block that tag ' would you say i hated ppl who suffer froam depression . lol

i have ppl close to me who have suffered from eating disorders and i have a complicated relationship with food myself . its one thing for ppl struggling with an ed to have a space to talk about it , to connect with other people going through the same thing , even to vent about it / their challenging thoughts and talk about when they relapse . its another thing entirely to make posts like " fat ppl are ugly disgusting monsters you have to be skinny pale and frail to be worth anything or beautiful " and then plop urself right into an echo chamber of people obessing and nodding along liek yes yes i must be thin i must be thin all i want is to be thin im disgusting

you are going to die . full stop . you are going to die . your organs will fail and your hair will fall out and your teeth will wear down from the acid of you throwing up so often . you are going to die and it wont be pretty . you are going to die if you do not get out . eating disorders kill people , full stop . liek i need you to understand how serious this is . you either recover or youre dead . this isnt me saying " i dont liek that these people are talking about something thats bad " or " ppl struggling with this should have no spaces to talk about what theyre going through " , this is me saying " the pro ana tag is so incredibly dangerous and tumblr should block it liek theyve blocked countless of other way less harmful tags " . this is me saying im begging you to do some reserach to get out of the echo chamber and i know its not that easy and you cant just say ' wow ur right im healed now thanks ' , but you have to want to get better and that starts with cutting out " thinspo " and to stop encouraging eachother to slowly kill yourselves

liek there are a host of other problems too . the fatphobia is an obvious one , but also the colourism , racism , etc . the pro ana / thinspo communities are obsessed with reaching this ideal of a skinny pale waif , so many blog titles and urls are centered around being ~ fragile ~ and ~ pure ~ and they only ever focus on white girls ( or apparently kpop stars now ) . its an incredibly toxic place . " meanspo " is a thing now ?? i couldnt stomach too much of it

but without getting into the ~ discourse ~ or how ~ problematic ~ those communities are . putting that aside . youre going to die . full stop you either recover from an ed or it kills you . and some people with eds are suicidal and that wont deterr them , for some their goal is to wither away into nothingness . ppl with eds are not healthy , mentally or physically , and that is not a moral judgment , it is a fact . people get eds for all sorts of reasons , from trauma ( abuse , bullying , sa , etc ) , from being fat in a fatphobic world , because they latch onto food as something they feel liek they can control-- there's so many reasons , an endless amount of reasons . i am not here to shame anyone for having an eating disorder

that does not change my stance on the fact that the " pro ana / thinspo " tags ( and their copycats . #proana #proed #thinspi #thinspii #thinspø #thinsp0 #ed not sheeran #ed not sherran #ana miaa etc etc ) are dangerous and should be removed . similar to how someone going into tha #depression tag and promoting and encouraging others to kill themselves should be banned

srsly if someone went into tha #depression tag and started posting and commenting on others posts liek " kill yourself , its never going to get better , heres some accessible ways to die , heres some suicide inspo , heres cute suicide note ideas , kill urself just die prove everyone wrong , everyone will be so sorry and regret the way they treated you , just die " , people would mass report them and dogpile them and be angry at them and get them banned . but when pro ana ppl do it suddenly its " let us cope " lol ????? not all coping methods are good or healthy or should be encouraged / promoted . and self mutilation is one thing , but when you are actively harming others it cant be left alone

to quote Blythe Baird from her spoken word When The Fat Girl Gets Skinny : if you are not recovering , you are dying

[studiousbotanist]

this mouthwashing fanimation on twitter has been on loop in my head joetastic you are so damn funny #SWANSEA #SHOOT HIM [LINK] and i had some SPOILER thoughts to say and at this point i put so many in the tags i'm just putting it in a read more #sexual assault mention

ive been talking w a pal and a lot of signs w the game as it goes on tells me that if anya eventually told swansea and then from there theres options of like . 1. she asks him not to confront him cause it was clear to me she wanted support and not direct confrontation Due To How Much Longer they're on that damn ship . or 2. classic misogyny moment of 'just endure it'

but i think it's more likely curly was the only one she told, since he was the 'highest authority' as the captain and after the way he responded, she shut down and had a pretty common thought process of "well if he was so blaise' about it, anyone else would be too" and its HARD ENOUGH to admit something like that happened to you one time, but esp with a response like that how would you open up again . so you swallow it but that only works for so long and the inevitable time bomb of her pregnancy, it was all like . ;_; she felt she had No Choice and i dont think she did !!! trapped on the SHIP !!! speaking from my own experiences it's how im viewing it .

swansea definitely just didn't like jimmy cause his vibes are so damn rancid too lol . but also the more i think about it the more i think any reality of whether she shared that w him or not like . you Can See the -disdain and contempt he has for him . i really like how a lot of it is pretty open ended, you don't see a true linear way of how every character feels about every single moment . just the perspective of jimmy and then curly . i was telling cygnus but it pissed me off so bad that he had Nothing To Say when you discover Anya it broke my heart . of COURSE he wouldn't he's a misogynist and he hated her and sexually assaulted her . HE SUCKS !!! the overall story is such a well done tragedy .

its funny how me linking this goofy ass video had me writing all this out but i wanted to give a couple of my interpretations of it . it was also pissing me off seeing people say swansea wouldn't give a shit either way . did we see the same interactions LOL i'm not saying he COULDN'T be a misogynist, as the game is clearly themed around that, but saying there's no way he'd give a shit ... you dn't understand ...

anyhoo . i love anya . her story was so tragic . i'm excited to do another playthrough soon to really tie together more of my thoughts and also see her again :) i've got nothing but sympathy for her and the way wrong organ wrote her interactions and responses is really intense for me . its very realistic when taking her personality into thought too . this is a bit all over the place but i'm getting back into the swing of expressing my media thoughts

EDIT: going back 2 the replies and this response is definitely waht got my mind chugging

[bug-decal-kissing]

Hey friends!

Chasing Stars, by time_woods, was updated today, with 4/? Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Adventure Time AU, chasing stars au, this is like enemies to lovers but one sided enemies and lovers but they dont have a lable for it, neither of them like each other in the begining btw, Sīdus is joke flirter but then it becomes/ gen, this is prismos and scarabs therapy, they colab on the main fic, i put other cause neither of these mfs are cis, they both genderqueer in some way, some of that cosmic gore again, carma has knee problems and its totally not cause im projecting"

You can read it here:

YAAAAAAAAAAAY MORE GENDERQUEER YAOI !!! OWL IS HERE !!!!! Big birde >:] I love Carmine going 👀at Cosmos because he is just a liddle bug man </3/silly. AND NOW THEY HAVE THEIR MASKS AND THE MASKS LOOK LIKE THEM RAAAAAAGH/pos

A new work, Why Me? by phoenixash234flames, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of General Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Slight Panic Attack, spoilers for distant lands together again, i feel like I made Scarab too ooc in this but idk, the lich being a constant for Prismo"

You can read it here:

NOOOOOOOO PRISMO MY BOY :,[ he's never done a thing wrong in his life he doesn't deserve his friends dying :[ I love tsundere scarab so much *clenches fist* yes he will comfort his boyfriend yes he will be in love no he will not admit either <3

NSFW works are below the cut :].

Interlinked, by Finn565, was updated today, with 13/14 Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and Graphic Depictions Of Violence, and Major Character Death, with additional tags "Human AU, Blade Runner AU, I played pretty lose with the lore so forgive me for that, Violence, not too gorey tho, Slow Burn, Enemies to Lovers, Orbo is a piece of shit, sorry I just made him that way in this fic, Prismo is just a lovely guy, Prismo is going to teach Scarab to love fr, Kissing, Hurt/Comfort, Porn With Plot, smut in later chapters, Confessions, Trans Scarab, they’re in love your honor, Suicidal Thoughts, someone dies but I have a plan I promis, Just stuck with me, The suicidal thoughts are just for a moment and they do not kill themselves, Okay I promise there is a happy ending for this, Minor Character Death"

You can read it here:

FINALLY AAAAAAAAA/pos !! I'M GONNA START CRYING FROM RELIEF ANHG.... HE'S BACK,,,,,,, AND ORBO IS DEAD YIPPIE !!! WAHOO !!! I can die happy now/j peace and love,,, on planet earth,,,,,,,,, I am so relieved for real/gen

A new work, when wings emerge from crucible chrysalis by lacrimalis, was publushed today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Established Relationship, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Heart-to-Heart, Edging, Crying, Mindbreak, Twisted and Fluffy Feelings, Fluffy Ending, Bottom Scarab (Adventure Time)"

You can read it here:

PICKLE TIME LET'S GO ! Prismo is so mean to Simon and for what </3 they are so in love and like each other it's going to make me punch a wall/silly Fellas, if you don't pet your boyfriend while making out are you really in love ?/j

[the-lavender-creator]

could I please have some more of my favorite pathetic wet cat- I mean Toralei? Preferably something angsty. I just want her to suffer. A lot. Preferably thunder angst. If you can’t tell by now I’m a whore for thunder angst. And proud of it. Anyway. I want angst. Like a gallon of it. Oooo let me think. Okay so remember when you wrote the thunder fic and there was a line where Clawdeen was all like ‘I don’t know who told you it was bad to be afraid. But they’re wrong’. Or something like that.

WELL TIME TO FIND OUT! So! I’m obviously gonna blame Raterina- Oop I mean Caterina (no I don’t. Im lying) anyway. Let’s say Raterina shows up to check on her daughters progress. Idk like a literal queen leader of the were society would. Make sure the school is up to her daughter’s standards and all.

Well you guessed it! Theirs another storm! Except this time Toralei can’t slink away to her room with Clawdeen. Cause her mom is here! And like. The boo crew is too. And the group hadn’t been like. Officially told Toralei is scare of thunder or anything. But like. They kinda just. Know from past experiences. (Like the origin fic) and just other times toralei has been on edge specifically during a storm. And they might make a comment about it whenever toraleis being especially mean, but they never like truly make fun of her for it. Cause that would be so unlike monster high.

Buuuuut Caterina notices Toralei’s clear discomfort with the storm and immediately berates her. Probably very loudly and meanly. Basically shaming the fear out of her. Probably some stupid high class talk about how rulers don’t fear sounds or what not. Emotional manipulating bullshit on how it’s weak and bad to feel. That stuff.

And like. Toralei was already on edge and now her moms berrating her for it. So she’s probably a good five seconds from crying. And the Boo crew has seen all of this and they all kinda unanimously think ‘Ok. We don’t really like toralei but we all agree we don’t like her mom much more’ so they all kinda burst into action. Half of them slide in to defend Toralei. The others secretly create some distraction. And then once Raterina is thoroughly distracted, that’s when Clawdeen slides in and slips away with Toralei unnoticed. Where they deal with the storm together. (Oh and Clawdeen of course has to stare very clearly that everything toraleis mom just said was utter bullshit and fear is not weak and Toralei is not a weak monster for feeling it).

Famn. That was long. So sorry about that. Did I mention I love thunder angst?

you of course don’t have to write this. I just thought it would be a fun new part of the Toradeen series (featuring the boo crew somewhat accepting toralei as their own and defending the fuck out of her)

Much love! Thanks for putting up with my rambly prompts! ❤️❤️❤️

This one was originally meant to apply to my Furious Fur and Calming Claws series, but I decided to do something a little different! (Also, please send future prompts to my writing blog @vwritesawholelothm!)

Many thanks to @hodgepodgeoffandoms for beta reading!

Fandom: Monster High (Cartoon 2022) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Toralei Stripe/Clawdeen Wolf, Minor Cleo de Nile/Frankie Stein Characters: Toralei Stripe, Clawdeen Wolf, Catarina Stripe, Frankie Stein, Lagoona Blue, Meowlody (Monster High), Purrsephone (Monster High), Cleo de Nile, Draculaura (Monster High), Headless Headmistress Bloodgood Additional Tags: Thunder and Lightning, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Catarina Stripe is a Bad Mother, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Childhood Trauma, Childhood Memories, now that i think about it this is basically the plot of Descendants lmao, canon is a mere suggestion at best

Summary: The talisman owed to Catarina Stripe pops back up when Serena Wolf's daughter finds her way to Monster High. Like mother like daughter, Toralei takes it upon herself to snatch the pendant right under Clawdeen's nose, to present to her mother in a bid for love.

How fitting that her means of stealing involves inspiring a certain love, as well.

[wegonbealright-09]

I don't know you and your blog but I saw some of your post on the Jikook tag and Im with you on seven. I'm a jikooker and I'm ot7 but I'm not about to be a hypocrite and pretend that seven is not the first and only release being fully supported by the industry. I find the song mid and the whole situation totally unfair so it lost my support. I hate when ppl say that's solo behaviour BC being angry and upset in face of gross unfairness is just a normal reaction for any empathetic human. I still believe in Jikook and don't think jk did any of that maliciously tho🤷

well now you know feel free to follow 😜

it's not supported by the industry just Scooter, Bang Pd, Hybe and BH. Everytime you don't agree with armies or disagree with some jikook content or theories you're seen as the bad guy, the solo, the anti and honestly I'm fine with being labelled as such because one thing I will not do is to keep quiet and act like nothing's wrong. They are being ignorant rn on twitter about that Forbes article published, speaking badly about jimin while supporting jk smh. Praising scooter the same man who's shown his evident hate on jimin times more than once.

I do want to give jk the benefit of the doubt because I know and I believe he loves jimin but we don't know nor see everything so... But honestly for him partnering with scooter for his debut was a bad idea I don't want to lie and I said partner because scooter 90% the reason why seven had such a debut besides the payola and all he wrote and produced the song too. Artists like Rihanna, Ariana, Taylor and many more have spoken up against scooter so I'm afraid he's starting his solo career on a bad foot people will look and think of him as a puppet than an artist which he's not but everyone knows scooter is bad news and authentic and organic artists stay away from him so I'm afraid that may affect him negatively on his future endeavours.

About the song it is good just not my kind of jam. I personally thought the MV doesn't go with the lyrics and the lyrics don't match the beat but they put it together so well and jk makes everything sound good so...and I felt very discouraged to stream I'm ashamed to say that I didn't stream seven yesterday and I still don't feel the need to because it looks like scooter is taking care of everything and we're just puppets to his show

[xxnightmaregirlxx]

Technically, day 4

Now gang I know yall all say “OHHHH MY SCRUMBLOOOO : D” when you see Jared but i want to touch him so i wrote this please don't be mad at me it also might be total ass idk.

TAGS :,

Happy meat farms - jared HMF - don't feed the muse web series- abuse of power - workplace harassment- like HRs gonna do something am I right ? - reader Like the attention and Jared's Ego gets a nice boost :-) - cyborg/ former human x AFAB - wires - bondage- tiny bit of degradation And desperation- still a bit of a new writer please don't bully me if it's shit. - dubious consent- reader does want that nerd ass tho to be confirmed- making out《 B ‘ ) - Lil Bit of choking - TOP JARED FUCK YEAH WAY TOO GO JARED - most of this is a crock of shit based on my spat up fan theories so tell me if im wrong on some shit - also jared is mostly left a mystery, his body is somewhat human - he does have wires in his torso that come out

In the place where He works, and lives, Jared types aways at his keyboard wondering when his favorite coworker Is gonna pull In. One of the bigger brains in the building, that's one of the things that drew him into her when he'd go on one of his benders around the building and find someone to look over. Just for a little while before getting back to work. He'd find her just doing her job with the utmost Loyalty to the new world Order. Since she was so loyal he wondered if since he was mothers 1# special boy, if she'd take some sort of pity on him. At least willingly come into the IT department.

There were cameras But they were lackluster, and they couldn't hear . Plus he always needed to see her in the flesh. And that was something he liked too, her soft looking skin, and her beautiful long hair.he really wanted to touch her. How would her delicate skin feel against the cold metal of his hands? Just thinking about it gets him excited and determined to put his plan into fruition. She was always a hard worker and seemed kind. He'd often look at her. While he was mangled a tad bit he wanted her attention.

To finally feel loved after years of neglect.

It was a pitiful plee and quite the cowerdus plan but it would work for even just getting an ounce of her attention, but failing would mean a horrible fate, but what was jared kidding it already felt like he was stuck in hell. People knew his reputation and how destroyed he was. A monster in every meaning of the word. And maybe acting like this, he deserved the title but he wanted her and he was going to get her. Black mail or not. If she was gone they'd check every other place before the IT department, maybe he could blame Remoana she deserved the title of monster just the same.

Jared knew she'd work today he marked it in his planner, despite being a formed freak of his former self he liked it organized and always has, it made tracking her down for this also easier. He still didn't know how He'd get her in his office. Walls were thick, she'd be stuck, and only he could get through the holes in the ceiling to get out and even with a chair she'd be too short to reach.

What would they even do ? How would she react ? Of course He'd be able to black mail her faster, tell HR about her miss deeds that didn't exist and how he should move forward. Thinking about it, it was kind of a win-win for him. He'd get to touch her either way. While he wanted love he could take just physical pleasure in the meantime. And hell maybe he'll use Remoanas ass as a scapegoat to be able to keep his coworker all to himself.

“I am so sorry, mother. I have let you down. When I was finished with the traitor; Remoana came out of nowhere and harmed me once more, and gained hold; and freed the traitor. Please forgive me mother.”

Or Something like that. Then over time Jared could just make her fall in love with him due to Stockholm. He could definitely use these realizations as scare tactics to make her submit to him.

Jared moved his machine body. Still stressing over the part he didn't have pegged down. He thought of words to say in the office to scare her into submission but not to get her there to start the scaring. Her lunch break was soon and she went back to work before everyone else, they'd notice her disappearance. Maybe a forged note ? Most likely. It's only a one time thing for the time being, touch her and make her want more of him later. She'd be back in a little while. Constipation was a thing. So was lying; In fact lying was probably the easiest part of this whole ordeal.

“Hey everybody, I'm having some tummy troubles as of late and am in one of the staff bathrooms. Don't wait, I'll try to be out soon I promise!”

It was in her hand writing and on one of the blue sticky notes her and jared both happened to both own. Being part machine, forgery was a piece of cake. Despite her having such a distinctive style.

He held the note in his hand, particularly foled to be hidden enough from her when they both first spoke. He's never talked with her before but he's hoping a blatant lie about mother wanting to talk to her personally without anybody knowing would be enough bait; sure it's off the cut and it's sloppy and while jared loved his coworkers big brain he's hoping she's stupid enough to fall for the trap.

—--

As Jared slinks around the hallway his senses dial in on her, getting her work started up again before he can let her login he beacons her from the dark.

“Hello there !”

His voice startled her and she turned to look at him shadowed by the broken lights.

“Hello..?”

The tone of her voice was dripped in question and her cute face was contorted into an inquisitive look Jared kinda loved.

“Are you able to come visit Mother, this instance? She would like to have a word about your great behavior.”

Now did Jared feel bad for lying? not when it would benefit him in the long run.

Her eyes went wide and her hands quickly went up to her mouth in a look of shock. Mother really had these people strung; or at least her.

“Really? Oh my god.”

Her beautiful face flashed a sweet smile before rushing over to where Jared stood dormant.

“I can lead the way, don't worry!”

And when she said that it gave him ample time to plant the forged note.

He let her skip through the dark halls. No one was present and he was damn sure she didn't actually know where they were going. Not even of his control her grasp on directions were just that bad, so why not use that to your own advantage?

“Excuse me, Miss you are going the wrong way, Mothers residency is, this way!” Jared pointed to the direction that would lead them to the IT department.

His coworker looked shocked and then immediately embarrassed.

“Oh my God I'm such a klutz thank you Jared.”

She said as she speeds up and goes down the selected hallway with vigor inherent step. He hoped for easy and so far he got flawless.

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It was honestly stunning despite being one of great intelligence she acted so bubbly to her core. All cutesy like a giddy school girl on her way from school that had to get home as soon as possible to get ready for a date with her dream man.

As they both geared towards mothers and Jared's residents he once again threw her off the path, while the first time wasn't exactly off path it was to get to a different B zone.

“Is it okay if we go through the IT department first ? I need to grab something before we go.”

She looked at him confused but then shrugged. This was beginning to feel like a prank.

“Sure, don't see why not.” She followed quickly behind waiting for mothers praise but all she would get that day was Jared's degradation.

Jared was a smart man, a very smart man. At the push of some buttons all the doors to the outside world could be locked tight in the IT department. You might be thinking, why?

Well Jared is not only brainy but he's also brawny which means he usually gets forced to deal with some sort of traitor from now and again. So to keep them in he installed many locks. But he, of course, made other ways to deal with scum.

While he'd treat her more than scum, the doors would still have the same purpose for his delightful coworker. Keep her in.

Speaking of these doors when the two arrived at the IT department Jared offered his hand before him in a gesture. The light was very dim but one could see his three red eyes and the glimmer of his metal parts and a small section of his mashed teeth and melted skin.

“ladies first!”

She squinted her eyes slightly, gazing at Jared in a look of utter confusion. He guessed she hadn't heard anything about his Character. That was good. It's always better for research if you find out yourself to confirm what happens behind closed, locked doors.

She went through the door and Jared thought of how stupid she was being in this moment. He knew she had smarts she wouldn't be in this hell hole if she had not had them, but she was acting like a fucking fool. An idiot. A dunce-cap-men. Or woman for this matter.

He let her walk a few steps in before coming in after her.

He closed the door and turned Out his own eye lights and swam through darkness round her like some sort Of swamp predator. He needed To get to the right console to lock the department before she could make it back to the door in some pitiful attempt to leave; And well of course he did after cyborgs are not known for being slow.

Jared thought about how long he could play with her in the dark for. If she really didn't have much common sense to feel any sort of danger coming from him; how much of a delicious horrified reaction could he milk out of her.

The main server room was shrouded in the dark; yet the only lights came from delayed buttons that weren't really built to last that Jared had to compensate for. Jared Watched her walk around for a bit, just eyeing everything and taking in the scene. After a while she began to gently tap The back of her heel against the broken, dirty tiled ground. Jared was really shocked and kind of upset when she didn't instantly feel the emotion of terror being inside of his dwelling.

Didn't she feel his presence? Did she just have a stupid false sense of security that he was there, what the hell is with her?! She heard the door close ! She is in the dark with a towering man! And she isn't the least bit concerned when he slinks away? He knows what he said, he isn't a goldfish but there's no way she is this patient!

This woman has too much faith in humanity! It really needs to be broken!

Jared flashed his eye lights from behind her where her eyes were looking, it was like playing with a laser pointer with some kind of cat and then she turned around quickly but Jared hid behind one of the server towers. She confidently walked and looked behind the server tower. He was gone, or not in that place anyway. He was on the ceiling above her looking down on her. He could drop on her; but his metal parts could break her spine; maybe he could blame it on a work accident and try to make it up to her in public view. But get to Handle her behind wide eyes.

He quietly used his clawed animated Arms to pull himself closer to the ceiling to climb it to hide away from his coworker waiting to garner a reaction from her.

“JARED? DID YOU GRAB WHAT YOU NEEDED TO GET?” She called Out so dumbly. This was hardly believable. With her ( h/c) hair she made the dumb blonde trope look like a compliment.

Jared didn't know if he should be pleased or pissed. on One hand he had her where he wanted her and she played right Into it; on the contrary she was acting Dumber than a box of rocks. There was no way in hell she'd be so hell bent on seeing mother in person, to Be caught With Jared just to see her.

“JARED I'M COMING TO LOOK FOR YOU, jezz, HOW THE HELL DO YOU SEE IN HERE?”

Jared got lost in his thoughts, something his intellectual mind never does. The divide Between whether to inflict pain or pleasure batted in his mind Like a game of pong; She deserved it all.

She walked around aimlessly, in the small server room and tried to look for him. He could have swore he'd tore a chunk from the ceiling, dangling from it. He hoped the shitty light coming from the glowing Technological advances of the machines would not reflect upon him and reveal him.

But if it did. It'd make this Game a load less boring. He was tired of waiting but what was he supposed to do besides? He thought he had this all planned out ! But now there's an actual woman in his place of being and he can't Bring himself to do anything but watch at this moment! It was all so easy and exciting! But now He's flushing up just by looking at her form being traced by the dim lights outline.

Why is this different?! He's had plenty of people in here before! He rocked their shit and tossed them Sideways or maybe he broke Them another Way regardless this was his place of work ! Where he could do as he pleases and take this woman now! Break her, scare her, lie to her ! Why is this getting harder the more She shouts his name ?

He hid in a broken wall to relax himself. She can't leave so he hasn't that to worry about. He clawed at his own clavicle, skin and bone with a side or sturdy Wire. His breathing Was heavy and he felt like tying Himself in knots.

It felt like he couldn't breathe. This was stupid! He thought to himself cursing his own pride. How was she so different? Was a Constant theme inside of his melted skull. He couldn't go back even if he really wanted to; sure the mother trap could be let out Then forgotten, but how would his behavior be explained to her! It seemed he only cared about how she felt about him, no other person mattered In this situation.

He heard her voice echo through his current home once more than the feverish pulling and jerking of the door handle leading Out of the department.

She was trying to leave!?

She searched for her from behind the broken wall to see her struggles. That sure made it easier To fuck with her now.

Jared's heart Began to race as she looked around and stared gently banging on the door. Was she trying to be quiet? What a pathetic attempt To be! He could've heard her from the other side of the department, surely this is a ploy to gain his attention.

YES THAT IS WHAT SHE WANTED WHY WAS HE BEING SUCH A FOOL ! THAT'S WHY SHE CAME SO EGER; NOT BECAUSE OF DEAR OLD MOTHER IT WAS BECAUSE OF HIM! It just had to be! Why else would she Look around to see no one and then try and hide?! After a minute she went back to the door. This time Jared was done hiding From his staged event.

She huffed and pushed her head into the door. No one dared to go by his place. No one would hear her.

Her tense shoulders were scrunched and her hands were in her hair taking hand fulls.

Jared Almost salivated at seeing her scratch her scalp With a fearful huff of woe and the utmost worries. He got down from The ceiling behind her with a clange, she jumped but before she could turn Around Jared pushed her form forward into the door.

“Excuse me, I think there's been a change of plans. My apologies. But I Would like to see you in my office instead. “

He tried Not to huff Hot air on her neck as she shuddered against his hands gripping over her own with the hair Going between both their fingers. She smelled great. Her skin was soft; it felt better than any of his daydreams would describe.

Her veins felt constricted through her soft skin. But he soon got more focused on what he really wanted to touch and feel. Her gorgeous lustrous hair. He pushed his face in the back of her scalp and she jumped. The hair felt so intoxicating against his face flesh, his eyes kept him from getting him to close at first but he adjusted himself where his mouth and nose where smothered by the glorious strings of holy Keratin. His groan Was robotic and breathe-y and it made his coworker Call out.

“h-Hey! You said you wanted to see me in your office right? We should go do that !” He saw an evident blush on her face, her own blood was betraying her by flushing to her face. Now he was more than certain She wanted this.

He pulled her from the door, and quickly ran into his “office ” . He turned on the right blinking light after entering even though they would definitely be turned down after she entered. Their purpose was to be a beckoning light to lure her into his office. Or more like an old break room he filled with recycled furniture.

She walked a Mere meter away from his door and that's when he dimmed the lights. Just enough for both of them to see, just enough from him not to be made out well.

She surprisingly turned around and shut the Door behind her and turned to face Jared; who was sitting in a plush office chair he gained a while back that didn't have much scratches but smelt like rust as well as ash so what was done with It before he didn't know, but it must have been fun!

“Why'd you wanna see Me in your office Jared?”

Her face was contorted into a smiling grimace; one that pleased Jared greatly. He liked her uncomfortable, yet comfortable. Like she'd take everything he gave her with disgusted mannerisms; yet would beg for more at any given moment.

“Well! You see my dear coworker, you have caught my attention ! Lucky you!”

She gave a small chuckle as Jared paused, his robotic vocal cords only letting him speak for so long without agitation.

“ Now I have a proposal for you ! “

She seemed more at ease whenever Jared spoke; she slanted her Shoulders and came closer to the table to finally take a seat in the chair across From Jared at the table.

“Have you heard of blackmail?” Jared's Always Happy despeptive tone echoed In the small enclosed room.

“Excuse me, what?”

“That question, was,Rhetorical. I Know you know what blackmail is.”

Jared Watched her face intently as she gazed at him With confusion and a look of horror.

“What have I done to give you any sort of blackmail?!” her voice was offended and distraught, she tried to start Another unneeded sentence but Jared Luckily stopped this waste of time.

“Let me finish what I was going to say, before you interrupted me!” Jared said, leaning forward to intimate his coworker as she sits in the chair in front of him.

She stayed silent as she and Jared made solid eye contact for a short while before Jared began to speak again.

“I don't think you know me, very well, I have what some would call, a bad reputation!”

Jared tapped his scraped Fingers on the wooden table causing further indents to it.

“Now, how do you think one gets, such a nasty record?”

Jared asks yet another Rhetorical question and is pleased to hear that his coworker isn't actually answering It.

“I am a very, very capable Man. Despite being “dismembered.” I have done Many things that orient, fear, horror, and disgust!”

Jared's coworker shifted in her seat, her hips moving back from him as more a desired taunt to make him lose his own pacing in his speech.

“Now what do you think I can do to your reputation if you don't give me what I want? I can make you have the same status as me ! Make you so unlikeable that mother and I will be the Only ones to converse with you! And even if people talk To you for work your image will forever Be ruined in their heads and you will be a mistake in their eyes!”

Jared could sense her heartbeat quickened as she Stammered To the start of her words and stopped only to start up again.

“What could you possibly want from me?”

It felt like an unspoken tension. To Jared at least. She was all weak And fragile in front of him begging to be broken and fixed over and over and over.

Jared continued to look down at her as she gawked up at him through her eyelashes longingly. She sat there waiting and Jared's willpower to shove his tongue down her throat was waning.

“Well why else! You are a pretty female with a nice body and a kind soul! I want to ruin you!”

Her face went flush and her fist clenched a top her thighs. As Jared made his point he made more hand gestures then he would've usually, To draw interest to his armored hands.

While he was always too distracted looking at her to gain a large portfolio of photos of her at work he had an okay amount, and it still read off as devoted.

He gained hold of the cardboard box full of photographs behind the desk and placed them onto the table, the lid keeping her from seeing inside at the collection.

“Do you believe I want to ruin you?”

Jared asked with his hand over the lip of the box threatening to open it and expose its innards.

The lids of her eyes began to droop with embarrassment. She looked contemplative, unsure of how to go forward.

“..kind of..? You're really hard to read…”

Jared made a little giggle at her honesty.

“I think I have something that can change your mind on that!”

Jared flipped the lid of the box and it flew and landed on the floor to the right of the desk. Inside the box were photos of his coworker in various forms; such as her at work and posts from her social media, as well as cut up family photos also taken from social media.

The box was full to a brim. And as she looked into the box with shock Jared felt a joy he didn't know he could after the accident.

“go on, take a look..” Jared gently pushed the box closer to her side of the table urging her to take a peek at the shrine of photos he had of her.

She began to sift through the box and as she did Jared got up from his seat.

Jared walked behind her slowly as she looked with enamored eyes at the pictures.

His cold metal hands pressed into her shoulders making her yelp, and he began to massage her tensed up muscles.

“You look tense. Do you recognize some of these photos? I think some of them are pretty recent.” Jared leans over his coworker continuously rubbing the flesh of her shoulders As she begins to shake slightly.

Her breathing starts picking up speed slowly as She forces on a particular image. It's of her on her first day when she didn't even know what she was truly getting into. The constant relaxing feeling of a deep massage into her muscles made her weak. Sure he was stalking her, and threatening to take her no matter what. But this felt really good. She hadn't had physical touch from another person for So long. Maybe she didn't mind this that much.

She let out a sigh.

“.Thank you..” she put the photos down and focused on the sensation being stimulated in her shoulders and her eyes fluttered shut.

Jared let out a small yelp out of surprise.

“Of course, any time!

He said putting his face right next to her ear And speaking into it.

“You like this, don't you?” Jared stopped rubbing her shoulders and squeezed them.

“Mhm.” She said With shame in her voice. Her hands laid Closed on her thighs and her posture was relaxed.

Jared took one of his robotic hands and started messing with her hair. Running it and scratching It through the scalp, and his voice got low still speaking into her ear.

“All you have to do for me to not do what I will, is to let me touch you the way I want too.”

She raised one of her hands to hold on to one of Jared's and he instantly palmed it. This made her jump and let out a noise. And Jared huffed pleased.

“Let Me have my way with you.”

She shuddered as the other cold metal hand crept under the curtain of her hair, choking her neck from behind with a light squeeze.

Their hands were interlocked, and her throat was under his mercy.

She tried to squeeze his hand Back, but the Attempt Only made His giggle and squeeze on hers tighter.

“What will It be?”

His thumb rubbed the Back Of her neck gently, it made the hairs on her skin stand up.

She sighed. The taboo situation getting to her primal need and the temptation to dire in her own mind to control.

It wasn't Fear that drove her to do this. It was selfish lust.

“Yes.” Her eyes still remained shut focused on the sensations caused by Jared's hands.

“Yes What?”

She let out a frustrated Puff of air from lack of release.

“You can have your way with Me. Please.”

Jared's smile never did falter when she was around him. And now that smile that riddled his distorted face grew larger with pride and satisfaction.

His grip on her throat increased hard, and her breath caught in her throat and her eyes flashed open. She tried to hold her neck with both Hands but only one was able to. The other tightly held in Jared's Hand being squashed to hell.

She let out a strained whimper and squished her thighs together to conceal her Ache from her sex organ.

“You made the right choice!”

Jared's hands completely left her and she was left wanting And watching him. He walked back from behind her to his own chair again and sat back down.

He messed with a lever and pushed the chair to lean backwards.

He Patted his lap in a nonverbal Order to sit on it.

She got up rather quickly and came to him in an instant, climbing on to what is his lap. She looked at him expectantly with a cute pouty expression that made Jared swoon.

He breathed out his mouth In a dreamy sigh and started to play with her hair once again. This time brushing through it.

She closed her eyes once more enjoying the touch, her hands at her sides.

Jared pulled her closer to his chest by her hair, smelling her hair and shaking.

The scent was so defined to him. The scent to him was so mature, so extravagant and feminine. He let out a small curse underneath his breath and his own visual receptors shut as he enjoyed the fragrance.

Having it in his nose left him letting out small whimpers he hoped she didn't notice.

And the texture. The feeling. After failed digestion his Face was left Fucked, but this. All of this made it easier To deal with.

The individual Strands all traveled around his face as he Concealed it with the strings making his face flush a hard red, despite having little blood at all.

His other hand flew up to cup her jaw, to keep her there so she couldn't move when he inhaled her.

One of her hands went up and held his own, the one that lay on her Face. She gently rubbed it with Her thumb, like he did with the back of her neck, but it felt so much better when she touched him.

Jared let out several shaken breaths and continued to hold her static for an unknown amount of time. Eventually he moved his mouth down from her hair to her neck.

He took his textured tongue and gently started to prod at Her neck's skin, feeling the sensation of her skin on the ripples of his own tongue.

Her breath hitched and She let out a squeak.

He began to lap at her neck flesh going further to her collar bone, leaving small nips as he did so to distract her from some of his metal tendrils coming up to hold her down so he could play with the inside of her mouth with no mercy.

His wires wrapped around her waist tantalizingly slow. Creeping up her body and tightening. Her focus shifted from the wetting of her neck To the groping of her body.

She let out a stressed moan as the wires completely restricted her movements So she couldn't leave.

Jared was pleased With this outcome. His hands now removed from her body to Look at her tied to him.

Her face was flush and she looked at him bashfully, her body shaking.

He moved her around to face him on his lap, making her thighs straddle his waist. He moved her closer to him and began analyzing her face with a hand holding her chin while she looked at him Red faced.

“You're Doing a really good job. Don't mess it up.”

Jared said with teases laced throughout his robotic tone.

Finally, he moved his thumb to stroke her lip and decided before he'd put her back he'd get a small taste for reference for the next time he takes her.

His thumb prodded at her lip and like an instinct she pressed her lips, in preparation for a kiss.

She leaned forward and Jared Recipcated her gesture and together they pressed their lips together to kiss.

[sehodreamsthoughts]

heheh do u know if he’s going to be in a group or not? i will look into it later, but i saw ur tags say he might sing trot or i misunderstood?

ooh hehe so ill respond to ur responses and give my own for the two that we both asked each other.. ur not crazy for wearing jeans to bed but tbh with u i would never!! maybe in the past but i’m very much a get home and put my pajamas on person.. i don’t wear anything other than pajamas in my apartment but i also have a cat and he’s a longhair, he’s very hairy and his hair gets over everything and im weird about having cat hair all over my daytime/going out leaving the house clothes, so i don’t want to wear anything that’ll get dirty/hairy at home and i don’t want to be deterred from cuddling him or picking him up either🤭🤭

as for a medium that i find most touching? your answer was really lovely and makes a lot of sense!! and i think writing and music go hand in hand very well so its cool that both of those are mediums u feel connected to because they compliment each other well i think. i’d have to say writing might be one for me, as well, or poetry but it depends because im not really big into poetry.. like i just don’t read a lot of it but could.. i think i prefer to take in information/learn things through reading/seeing it written down or actually doing it, so i think i connect with writing because of just that, like how my brain works i don’t know.

for orchid, a song that is perfect? i’m trying to think because songs i like usually change a lot, and we talked about this before.. im not super into lyrics? ‘honestly’ by riize sounds soo good to me like just the way it sounds is amazing and i thought that song was so perfect when i heard it for the first time i was like this is incredible i love how this sounds so much… idk🤕🤕

and for palm tree? a fictional character that i love but shouldn’t hehe, im trying to think of a good answer im sure i have one…idk if this counts but.. have u seen do revenge ? it’s like a teen/chick flick thing but it was recent but i really liked it and austin abrams is an actor in it and like.. he’s horrible but like.. i would still fold. like idk what it is about the little guy i want him so bad. every now and then he shows up in a movie i watch and im like oh hi…

i honestly can’t think of a villain rn😭😭 i do love a good feminine revenge story though so like, if a woman is doing things that are really horrible and wrong but it has a deeper purpose that maybe only makes sense to her… i love her<3

also it is hard having an expressive face but the positive is that it usually means ur honest and you don’t hide things from people.. makes sense with being a scorpio though too and having intense emotions and feelings towards things?

and i loveee matcha that sounds really fun if u are able to u should try making drinks at home! i always want to as well but i have a lot of trouble keeping my home clean and organized and so it gets more stressful to do a lot of stuff that requires clean up… idk if im making sense,,, also i dont usually wake up super early for work so i usually just stop for coffee on the way there.

thanks for playing and asking<333 i’m sorry i feel like my answers could be better i’m just still sooo tired from the concerts ive been feeling so sick and only just got home recently :((

- 🥟 anon

I just saw that he was going to debut as a trot singer but I honestly have no idea since I just saw it on TikTok 😭, to be honest I don't care what he does I just want to see him so bad 😭😭😭 he has so much talent, a great voice, dancing skills and such a nice presence, he made me fall in love with him when I saw him those few times with the neos and oh god, I mean, I love the seven, but idk, I guess since he's older he wouldn't have fitted the riize concept, but it'd have been so nice to see him with Eunseok and Hani 😭

I have a cat too! He's not long haired but I totally understand the hair thing, my cat is white and before I leave my house I always clean my clothes with a sticky roll(?) because I also can't stop him, if he wants a hug or rest in my lap how could I 😭, I love him so much even when he's a little piece of shit (he's fucking demanding I swear, a covid cat 🫠)

I'm also not so big in poetry, I have friends that read poetry most of the time but I need a little more to feel the stories 🫠 anyways I think is great that you connect with writing! I also believe that those two (music and writing) are connected, or at least in our cases because I can't imagine myself writing/reading without music, even if I repeat the same song in a loop, I need some feeling 😭

Awww I find it so adorable that one of the songs you consider perfect is from riize, I don't really enjoy honestly because I can't with the lyrics 😭 (not judging of course), but if I had to choose one song from them I think I'd choose memories because I also fell in love with it the second it started, it made me feel like when I was school and I listened to exo between classes, the MV is precious to me and it's simply the song I've repeated the most from riize ever 🩷 (I can't believe that one song did so much for me to even come back to Tumblr and write for a group 😭, I think l my feelings aren't as strong as then, but I still appreciate them a lot!)

I haven't seen that movie but I know the guy! I saw what he did but I can't find him hot as a bad guy if I'm honest, I just saw him in euphoria and thought he was the cutest thing ever 😭(also the bathroom scene... Sorry but the way he came after eating Kat out had me wishing it was me 😭😭😭😭) For that question I also can't think of any villain but I guess it could include Loki and Bucky, those two had me on a chokehold the whole lock down and I didn't care that they were fucking wrong and did really bad things, I just wanted them SO BAD 😭 (oh, I love women taking revenge too, one of my favorite movies ever is promising young woman and I support women in everything they do, rights and wrongs 👩‍🦯)

It could be said that me being expressive is related to honesty but if I'm fr with you I hid a ton of shit when I was younger and I still do so I don't know if that could be applied to me 💔, I show my emotions but I don't think I could be considered a piece of god taking into account that I do lie or manipulate reality into my benefit a lot 😭 (this sounds bad but it's related to my job ☠️), I don't like doing it in my real life anymore but God when I was younger I'd turn my body and tell my parents with a straight voice "oh yeah I was studying" but I would be in another place maybe having brunch with a tinder guy (my parents were pretty strict until lock down 😭), I was a bit out of control when I was younger, but now I'm a new person and mostly do it only at work (also because I'm such a sweet pea right now I don't really have nothing to hide? I haven't gone out on a date for a year already and spend most of my time on my own so I don't know what I would have to lie about 😭)

You're totally making sense, that's also part of my case so that's one of the reasons I usually drink or eat outside, just that in my case is because if I do something for me, I have to do it for everyone, and there's nothing I hate more than having to serve others because I don't only hate to prepare a ton of shit but I also have to clean it up? No thanks ☠️ (well, there goes my dream of being a stay at home wife for a sexy older man like Hugh Jackman or Pedro Pascal...)

Thank you for playing with me my love and please don't worry at all about your answers, they were perfect and I enjoyed reading them a lot! Please take your time to get your energies back, you've had an intense week and you deserve it 🩷🩷🩷

[sugurugetos]

i just wanted to see every kpop thing you've ever reblogged/posted all in one place that's only why i asked! no need to tag :) i just admire whenever western media gifmakers put all their interests in one blog only regardless of whether their following likes kpop or not. i wanna have the confidence to do that. i'm self-conscious putting kpop on my blog bc part of me doesn't want to share that interest with followers who originally followed me for non kpop/i don't want to annoy kpop followers with non kpop media. and another part of me feels kpop (even just 1 group) is too big an interest to throw in with other media and i need everything organized so i need a separate blog. i'm overthinking it & that's why i'm just looking at your blogs mustering my own courage if i'm gonna compartmentalize or not

i understand where ur coming from! sometimes i wonder if im alienating either side of my followers by posting too much of the wrong thing but at the end of the day its YOUR blog and ur digital scrapbook on the internet. also i just love sharing what i'm into and i know from my end, im always interested in new things that my mutuals post <33 but i do know ppl love sideblogs for organisational purposes so that could work for u!!!!

[atlasifyllm]

This or That: Writer Edition!!!

open tag from @kudzucataclysm ! open tag for yall too bc i just wanted to ramble with this akjbfgksd

historical or futuristic

I tend to focus either a changed version of our era or the future, ORR just completely rewrite history with batshit insane worldbuilding. As for SUL I really like the mix between futuristic and fantasy elements, like RWBY or Lego Monkie Kid; but I don't really tend to go past the 2000s millenia for my stories lmao

2. the opening chapter or closing chapter

Whenever I have a story I feel like I have a vague plot and only the Point B. Openings are SUPER hard because you have to make sure you hook the reader with the most basic, not-developed-yet versions of the characters. Even harder in trying to study pilot episodes as an animation major @_@.

Fun fact, SUL's ending scene has been the same since 2017!

3. light & fluffy or dark & gritty

I really like exploring darker topics; it'd be a real challenge for me to make something 90% wholesome. However I always want some form of happy ending despite all the darkness. Even looking at the Winter Boys, Cobalt gets his arm cut off, Ventus loses his girlfriend and gets used by his former gang members, and Nix... Nix goes through a lot akjbgsdkgsd, but all of them still find happiness in the end

4. animal companion or found family

Found family! The struggle with animal companions is simply just, not forgetting that they exist lmao. Especially as someone who tends to just do normal dog/cat animals, none of the animal companions are sentient enough to carry themselves. My main stories (SUL, ETSS, AuAg) all have elements of found family :] bc at least I can explore the emotional range of a human more than my dog lmao

5. horror or romance

im a huge wuss ngl KBSGJKSGS all of my pure horror concepts tend to get fueled into Last Light because of how much of a wuss i am JBSKGJS. Even though I chose romance I never tend to make it the MAIN focus of a story; CoRi in SUL you see the middle point, fallout, and (hopefully) getting back together, though the main point of SUL would be exploring the trust issues between ALL Paladins and not just the ones romantically involved. Venpris is technically a side piece in AuAg's general crime plot (as tender and intimate as they are), and ofc ETSS has space-apple wars to wage in between all the LuxNex fluff

6. hard or soft magic system

I need a hard system bc Im too stupid to make a soft one JKBFGSKJGD

I guess for SUL actual "magic" tends to be pretty soft since it's implied witchcraft is something gods have gifted to mortals BUT in all fairness I'm still plotting the witchcraft elements of SUL

For actual elemental powers I'm still constantly adding rules and this or that for SUL characters simply because it feels more organized and thus more organized for me to put into a plot lol

7. standalone or series

Seriessss I grew up with MLP multiple seasons, Yugioh + Yugioh GX multiple seasons,,, heck also RWBY and Lego Monkie Kid multiple seasons. I dont tend to get SUPER attached to specific movies, especially standalones, so my brain just sorta automatically tries to write stuff as if they're multiple season projects. ETSS and SUL have the most obvious season-by-season plots, though AuAg so far I'm not super sure about BUT definitely feel like it'd span multiple episodes

8. one project at a time or always juggling two+

I always hyperfixate on one at a time JBSKDJSG in between bursts of SUL it's been ETSS, sprinkles of AuAg, then that brief period of JMON in Fall 2021.

9. one award winner or one best seller

I'm not really sure if I have a preference for either of these tbh LMAO I just wanna create and hope theyre successful enough to carry me throughout life

10. fantasy or sci-fi

Im too stupid for sci fi tbh JBSKJGS I always worry about getting this or that wrong so I tend to go pretty fantasy bc I have fun worldbuilding it knowing I can just do batshit whatever like the very first instances of SUL basically mixing YuGiOh and MLP logic akjbfskdg.

11. character or setting description

I may be an art major but I'm an art major who hasn't done proper backgrounds since high school JKBGKSJGS I think a lot of my descriptions are pretty clunky In General but characters are easier since I always have character designs first before environmental design

12. first or final draft

A lot of my work at the moment is based off of doing things quickly. The Atlasify comics, my own writing, heck my art too. I don't like spending too long on certain projects or such so technically all of my work is first drafts bc I wanna get stuff done first instead of never finishing one project

13. love triangle in everything or no romantic arcs

Technically both ETSS and SUL have somewhat love triangle moments but

a.) ETSS is more an exploration on identity than romance

b.) the SUL love triangle is literally between turqbalt's two identities and rina

BUT god I'd rather have no romantic arcs at all than actual love triangle moments. Do you know how many teleseryes have the cheesiest cliche love triangles? No thank u I wanna do all or nothing

14. constant sandstorm or rainstorm

i love the rain :] the air is fresh and the plants look greener. i dont think my asthma would love lots of sand tbh

[purgemarchlockdown]

#hello im insane and shidou is my favourite character to analyse#this is not a good analysis but more insane word vomit please bear w me#anyways i think his deal is medical guilt. like he used to convince families of braindead patients to donate their loved ones organs etc etc#and he used to think he was doing good yk like he was saving people#and then his family got into an accident and he was put inti that position#from here i have like 2 theories kinda but generally he feels the grief hes been putting others through and begins to view all that hes#pulled the plug on his vixtims (hence the ive killed so many thing)#a populat theory is/was(?) the organ harvesting theory but i dont believe that one cuz like. its unrealistic#theres too much going on w medical procedures for him to pull it off in a state of grief#anyways hes interesting to me cuz of his reaction cuz he so genuinely seems yo believe hes killed#despite not havin actually killed anyone#grief and guilt r really interesting topics to me and i like analysing fandom reaction to his plea for a guilty (taking him face value etc)#esp since he has so much liar imagery.......like u want to trust him?????? liar dance/delusion tax guy??? guy to sounded insane in his voice#trailer???????????#also i think its interesting how insistent he is on the guilty verdict#to the point of having an existential crisis when faces with an innocent one#cuz like. he wants to be told hes wrong and that hes a murderer because he knows its illogical and thaf hes not (my interp)#anyways yeah i got attatched the the silly doctor guy cuz hes intersting and has so many layers when t comes to his crime#cuz when i got into milgram i only saw the organ harvesting theory#but what interested me was the conflict of. what if he didnt and were judging him for something he didnt so#cuz like. if he got guilty t1 i dont hink he wouldve corrected es either. he wants that guilty badly#idk im insane and cant put things into words#anyways w throw down specifically i like to think the flowers might not be organs#it is symbolism after all#it could be or could not be but even if they were it could be him deciding not to give up on his family despite asking ithers to#and something something guilt cuz he realised his hypocrisy but couldnt give up on his family anyways and now he feels terrible#nother reason i like his character is i like lookinf at what events couldve broken a man this bad#like. to the point of believing yourself to be a murderer????#idk im insane 👍 sorry abt the non readable nor understandable tag clog op @stuffedsand Don't worry I adore tag clogs! Medical guilt and grief do seem to be what Shidou deals with, one way or another. The liar imagery is curious too, I don't know enough about Shidou to really respond to your text but it does sound very intriguing!

Y'know what- Can someone explain to me Shidou? I do not know if I'm just being dense and I'm personally not super interested in him and his conflict so it's possible I might just be missing something but I have no clue what's up with him.

I have watched Throw Down and I have watched Triage (which...might be the only two milgram songs I don't like, it's very much a taste thing but it really does feel like the universe is against me understanding Shidou lol) and I have watched the VDs but I am still so very confused with his situation.

What the fuck is up with Throw Down's Everything? What did Shidou fucking do with the organs? What happened to his family?

The only two things I understand is that he wants to die but also wants to protect the people in Milgram and that he cares alot about the concept of family and that's it.

[anauro]

it’s so confusing to me and i’m trying to educate myself but i get so much backlash when i ask and i get it no one owes someone to help educate them but then they ask why people aren’t educated on a subject it’s like no one will explain

how can you identify as a man and still want to be pregnant? does that not go against your gender identity? i understand some people can’t afford bottom surgery but wouldn’t getting pregnant as a trans male go against who you are considering giving birth is well a women or i guess nb thing?

im not trying to be hateful or rude i’m just curious and trying to learn

Hi anon,

I am not a trans man, so I may not be the best person to address this. I know there are trans men following me, but currently none has this information in their bio, so I will not be tagging them. They can interact with this post if they’d like to.

I will put the rest under the cut, because it's a sensitive topic and some people may not want to read it. I will also tag your ask with warnings, even though I understand you are just curious. Don't take it the wrong way, it is just to avoid dysphoria in people who'd rather not read this.

My advice would be to either google this (quora and reddit has plenty of threads like that) or ask a trans man directly.

I can provide my opinion as a person who isn't cis, but I don't see myself as a man either.

So.

In my opinion, genitals are not something that define you or your gender identity. A trans man may chose to undergo full surgical transition or may stay in the body they were born in and not even go on hormonal treatment. Trans men who aren't on T or who don't bind are just as much men and as valid as the rest of the male identifying community.

I believe this is the first thing you, anon, need to understand. Genitals do not equal gender. Not all trans people want to change their bodies and their genitals. Not only is this a painful, long and expensive process, it is also a risky one and sometimes it's just something that's not desired by the person in question.

I personally am not happy in my current body, I find it too feminine and gross, but it brings me great joy to think there are trans and nb folks out there who don't experience that. I don't identify with they/them pronouns, I go by she/he but am AFAB. For that reason, consuming trans men media (reading, writing, art, porn) feels very euphoric to me. I don't always relate to them, I wouldnt want to be viewed as strictly a man (I like both), but my anatomy relates closer to trans men than it does to trans women or cis women. It makes me feel happy to write trans male characters, simply put.

A man with a vagina or a woman with a penis is perfectly valid.

People who are born with a uterus can choose to use it and I don't think the desire to have biological children invalidates their gender identity. This mentality that pregnancy is a women-unique experience is a social construct and nothing more.

If you want to understand the trans and nb community, you must first understand that nothing in this world belong strictly to one gender only. Anyone can wear suits. Anyone can wear dresses and heels. Anyone can have a penis. Anyone can be pregnant.

Pregnancy for me is something extremely dysphoric. Even before I realised I am not cis, I have had extreme reservations about it. If I ever become pregnant, I would consider myself a pregnant man cause the mentality that I am a pregnant woman would be too damaging for me.

So to wrap it up, this is not a trans man talking, but a genderfluid person. You, anon, need to get rid of this 'x is a women's thing and y is a men' thing' mentality. Or that the state of one's body and their organs and genitals define them. Gender roles are a social construct and a very harmful one.

If anything in this post is factually incorrect or transphobic, please feel free to point it out to me. I too am still learning and always willing to be pointed out where my obnoxiousness or privilege is showing. Similarly, if I missed a tag - let me know asap!

Lastly, I'd like people to not comment on the personal things I described here. If you know me a bit better (aka if we talked one to one on discord), then feel free to message me, but otherwise I am sorry, but I don't care what people think of my personal experiences.

[itssleepyrabbit]

hi! wow i super love your art and i don’t have enough dabihawks in my life 🥺 was wondering if you had any fic recs for them?? 💕💕

aah thank you so much!! 💕💕 💕💕

BOY IF I DO HAVE!! alright buckle up this might get long (most are fluff and SFW~ i’ll put a NSFW warning but be sure to look at tags in all of them!!)

Bed I made (lie in it with me) by  silverwordswrites

“Touya is in desperate need of a plus-one for his brother's wedding and Keigo is infinitely curious about the man who he was sure used to hate him in college.” 

-- the summary says everything and honestly it’s one of the most romatics dabihawks fics i’ve read.

On-going

He Doesn't Love Me by  Fatally

“Dabi doesn't love him. He's accepted that thorny truth, swallowed it down and let briars grow in his chest, drinking down his blood like water.Or: The one in which Hawks settles for pining for his entire life and doesn't realize Dabi's been staring at him the entire time, too.” 

-- I love pinning Hawks with a burning passion.

Completed

sweetheart, is that you? by  fuckendeavor666

“dabi and hawks say i love you (without actually saying i love you) in five different ways.“ 

-- This is my absolute fave dabihawks fic

Completed

Deck the Halls With Boughs of Folly by  DrAphra

“In which the League has acquired a new fancy mansion -with all the heating and food and plush beds they could possibly need - but they still prefer to spend the day out in the wilderness with just each other. Plus Hawks.“ 

-- Honestly all Aphra’s dabihawks fics are more than worth it but this one has a special place on my heart.

Completed

fuck, im so young - orphaned

“Todoroki Touya writes poems.

Words upon words of heartfelt confessions, letters of sing song fantasies, syllables of feelings he never got to say out loud.

When Todoroki Touya hits sixteen, he burns himself to death.

When Dabi hits twenty four-

He meets Hawks.” 

-- i don’t know how to explain but this fic it’s pretty

Completed

Feathers and Feelings by  Toboe1087

“Hawks keeps leaving feathers on his pillow, and Dabi's about had it.

(like hell he'd let anyone else have them, though)”

-- Dabi preening Hawks feathers is a blessing

Complete

(this is not a) swan song by  bittermoons

“"Who's your favorite, then?"

"Hawks." Touya doesn't miss a beat. "Definitely Hawks."

"What? Seriously? How come?"

"He has his flaws, but at the end of the day, he's trying to do good. It's something he always strives for. Dabi, on the other hand...if it weren't for Hawks, he wouldn't be a hero, that's for sure."

[Or: How a secret is revealed, and what comes afterwards.]”

-- Adorable no quirks AU with manga artist Touya and oblivious Keigo! Another author i adore pretty much all dabihawks works.

Completed

You can't trap the sky in a bottle by thyandra

“Letting Toga organize the accommodations for their trip might have been a mistake. This particular truth becomes obvious to Keigo as he opens the door of his hotel room for the first time. There, staring back at him mockingly, is a single, king-sized bed. It’s only by virtue of all the years spent perfecting his poker face around his adoptive parents, that he manages to keep his face straight. At his side, Touya clicks his tongue. “They must’ve given us the wrong key.””

--(no quirks AU) I really love they way Dabi and Hawks are written here i can’t express it in words and so so much pinning

Completed

A Tale as Old as Time by  EloFromMars, Gotcocomilk

“Dabi and Hawks are hit by the most improbable Quirk: both are yeeted in Fairytales land and have to rely on each other to get out of this.“

-- this was such a fun read omg

Completed

A Romance Written All Over Your Body by  minatsukinoamayo

//NSFW mind the tags!//

“Hawks is assigned to infiltrate the League of Villains in order to expose them. Hawks usually never fails a mission, but Keigo usually never falls in love, either.A story of how Hawks falls from grace to become a villain, because hero society has failed them all.

OR

5 times they're not in a relationship and 1 time they are.“

-- you know those fics you say “one more chapter” and it’s 3AM

Completed

it caught spark in your eyes by  youareoldfatherwilliam

//Mature - Implied Sexual Content//

“Keigo’s quirk is powerful, but sometimes it comes with unintended side effects.

Or: A 5 + 1 fic of five times the more…instinctively bird-like parts of Keigo’s quirk took over accidentally during his relationship with Dabi, and one time it happened entirely on purpose.“

-- I was screaming about this particular fic on twt the other day pls give it a read if you can it’s so so so good! Any fic that has Hawks with bird traits has a special place on my heart

Completed

The Others by  threesipsmore

//Mature - 2 sexual scenes, nothing too explicit but they’re there//

“"Skeptic's starting to think he’s more important than me,” Toga sneers, an acidic edge to her voice. “Making decisions on his own, sending out birdie without even talking to me first.”

She’d simply acquiesced to cooperating with Skeptic, but from day one the complaints had never stopped. In this tiny room layered with sushi and cakes, Dabi was forced to listen to her whining.”

-- You go birb, you get that man

Completed

Equivalent Exchange by  inexchangeforyoursoul

“Keigo blinks the blurry oblivion away from his eyes, although some part of it is oddly stubborn and to stay indefinitely. There's three things he's certain of: first, he’s alive. Second, just by looking at the bed and windows he can tell this is no villain hospital or torture room. Third: something feels wrong. Very wrong.

The silence… is deafening.

xxx

To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.

If so, what of a bird that has lost its wings?”

-- i had so many feelings reading i can’t physically explain them to you also PINK HAIR DABI PINK HAIR DABI

Completed

dabi's 5-step guide to being a better parent than endeavor by  twinkfrankenstein (orphan_account)

“A little voice inside his head whispered spitefully about how this was no place for a child, and how he was making a mistake and would only traumatize the kid, yada yada. He responded with an equally spiteful-

“Fuck off, its not like I planned to do arson today.”

(or: how Dabi becomes a good dad just to spite his own, realizes he kinda sorta maybe likes Hawks for realsies, begrudgingly admits the League cares and finally comes to terms with his protective side. Not in that order.)“

-- this legit made me laught out loud idk what else tell you

Completed

The Todoroki In-Laws by  aphrodaisyacs

“Over 10 years after the fight against the Paranormal Liberation Front, Rumi, aka the part-time hero Miruko and the proud wife of one Todoroki Fuyumi, decides it would be an awesome idea to create a groupchat with the significant others of the other Todoroki siblings.

Maybe things would be easier if its members weren’t two Pro Heroes, a former one and a rehabilitated villain, but…Honestly, where’s the fun in that?”

-- this is not dabihawks focused but it’s so funny pls

Completed

With Being Petty Comes Consequences by  CursedUndead

“"When we were saying fuck pro heroes, I didn't think you literally meant FUCK them," Tomura grumbles, kicking over an empty beer can.

"Pretty judgmental for someone fucking a pro twice their age," Touya says.

Tomura squints, and says, "Ten years is not twice my age."

Or, after spending Enji's money, Touya is forced to babysit for the number 2 hero to pay him back. Touya makes it his life's mission to fuck his new boss.”

-- this only has 4 chapters but i know it’s going to be one of my faves

On-going

The Truth series by  AmethystUnarmed

-- Hawks gets hit with a truth quirk and starts to be actually free by the power of love, friendship and a bit of crime <3

The last entry is on-going

and if we sit and count it up it's really not a lot by  sincerelysamedt

“Hawks finds a bento box in his messenger bag and almost cries.

"Is that a loving wife bento?"“

-- please PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD READ THIS ONE /sobbing noises/

Completed

steal your heart by  darlingest

//Mature//

“When infamous thief Hawks announces that he is going to steal the heart of Endeavor's son, everyone expects him to prey on Shoto Todoroki - nobody suspects Touya to be the actual target.“

-- Villain Hawks and civilian Dabi are my guilty pleasure and this one it’s so soft too i’m- djsahfdjkfhadf

Completed

darling, thank god it’s this universe we’re in (and you can annoy me as much as you please) by  juurensha

“ Todoroki Rei divorces Endeavor and moves all four of her children into a small apartment next to a boy with wings as red as the hair of her eldest son. “

-- This was one of the first dabihawks fics i ever read and, to this day, i come back to it when i feel i need the extra burst in happy feelings and check their other works too! Honestly all are such a good fucking read

Completed