#no i'm sorry🤷‍♀️

[witchwhaat]

catching up with the rest of them

[greyias]

Oh look, it seems everyone has been opted into the unfortunate "experiment" now. For everyone who has been blissfully using the old UI up until now, welcome to hell :)

Do you not like hell? Do you want to leave and crawl back up into the sunlight of the old UI? Well, have I got a link for you! A beautiful tumblr user (who is not me) has gone and fixed things beautifully for you already: https://github.com/enchanted-sword/dashboard-unfucker

You will need to have Tampermonkey installed on your browser of choice, and once that's done, just go to the github link above, and peruse the readme to install. And voila! You have your old dash back!

The authors of XKit Rewritten said during the experiments that at the time, since this was an "experiment" they weren't going to implement anything to revert to the old UI (although who knows if they'll do it now). And the dashboard unfucker has worked beautifully enough for me to where I genuinely couldn't tell if they had ended the experiment or not.

[distressed-devilsitter]

Saw someone say that Mammon wouldn't eat MC out...lies and slander.

NSFW Blurb Below. Minors DNI. 🔞

Mammon is so so desperate for your cunt. He begs to go down on you. He's obsessed with it. The way it smells. The way it tastes. The way it pulses around his fingers...

Beelzebub may be the avatar of gluttony, but Mammon is ravenous. He eats you out like a starving man, your slick dripping down his chin and pooling on the sheets beneath you.

Mammon loves overstimulating you. He could spend hours between your thighs, tongue pressed into your folds. You try to pull him away, tugging on his hair (joke's on you he's into that shit.) He just moans and stuffs his face closer to your heat.

[qiankunnies]

sunwoo + purple for @biwooyoung ♡ send me a request

[hgedits]

you will find him even when he is not there.

[samijey]

What exactly happened between you and Sami Zayn earlier tonight?

[rinkakku]

got kidnapped by Remy and lost my demonic catgirl transformation, but at least that happened

[mysticalcats]

experienced an autism loss today

[aprismaticodyssey]

Random Raziel Short: Because I said so, no context.

Raziel pats his thigh. "Come on. Give me your foot."

"I can tie my own shoe, Raziel," I argue.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you liked popping stitches." He cuts me a look then bends over his lap, grabbing my ankle.

"Hey!" Forced to grab his shoulders for balance, he's captured my leg just so he can tie my shoe. "Raziel..."

He ties the knot secure then pinches the delicate skin at my ankle exposed from under my jeans. "Zip it," he orders, ignoring my yelp. When I go to instinctively rub the tender spot, Raziel bats my hand away. He leans in. I feel his lips press a gentle kiss over the irritated skin. Like a soothing balm, the pain fades in record time. And my arguments go out the window.

"Oh," is all I can exhale. Breathy and shy.

I swear I see him smirk, for only a second.

Reaching out, Raziel's hands pull me in between his legs by the hips. Though his grip his gentle, his pull is insistent. My heart leaps into my throat when his fingers gently lift the hem of my shirt, exposing the long line of healing stitches. His lips brush a spot of skin near the injury. The kiss is so short and fleeting, no heavier than a feather. Yet it's as hot a furnace.

"Is it so bad to have me do a few things for you?" He asks with a distinct pout, looking up at me. The hand left on my hip squeezes.

"...No... But..." The words die on my tongue as I card my fingers through his hair. I watch his eyes close, his head tilt up into my palm. "I just... I don't want to get used to it," I said finally.

Raziel's arms wrap around me, pulling me closer still. I feel his hands splay over my back, like he can't feel enough of me. "As long as I'm here, I'm afraid you don't have much of a choice."

I gasp, startled in his arms. I don't know when his hands slipped under my shirt!Raziel looks up at me, bearing a coy smirk and mischievous glint in his eyes. "Would you like a demonstration?"

[im-not-anybody]

so. i started watching Once Upon a Time the other day. (and it's very good so far. but that's not the point.) im only on ep 6, but pretty quickly (by ep 2 i think but it was probably 1), i started thinking, "hear me out: rumplestiltskin 🤭" and yesterday, i started thinking that my thoughts were very similar to the scaly lizard man tiktok. i did not remember the first sentence, only the last bit. but i was like "hahaha that's so funny it describes my situation very well" and so i was like what if i looked it up. and so today i was thinking about it and then i remembered that the "age appropriate conventionally attractive man" was a live action captain hook. so i started thinking "wait. it wasn't. it wasn't about ouat, was it? omg it might have been." and today i decided to look it up. and as i was clicking on the video, i thought "...wait who was the scaly lizard man again- there's no way-" AND THEN IT WAS IN FACT RUMPLESTILTSKIN GUYS IM FUCKING CRYING I THOUGHT THE VIDEO ONLY DESCRIBED MY SITUATION I DIDNT REALIZE THAT IT FULLY WAS JUST IT 😭

[jonathanbyersphd]

The use of Time After Time in s2 and this photoshoot is how I know all these couples are endgame

[sheslikealostflower]

Jon Moxley's Tribute to Terry Funk DGUSA: Mercury Rising 2011

[taylorsabrina]

Pretty sure Maya is fucking relieved she is now safe from Liam after all the shit he put her through.

and i'm pretty sure she has conflicting feelings about the whole situation that she doesn't know how to cope with right now, as this is a very sudden and very tragic event that we are quite literally just learning about. and i also find it pretty fucked up that you automatically view her as such a coldhearted person as to feel relief over the death of a person she once loved. stop acting like you could possibly fit in her shoes rn.

[theplantbish]

Why is this fic so fucking long already and they've kissed TWICE I need to be stopped we are never getting to the porn at this rate 😭

[ragnarssons]

nori and the stranger are so cute, i'm like idc about canon, give me gandalf, let the stranger be gandalf, i'll accept it eyes closed (sorry jrr) because it's just too adorable, the idea of the hobbits being the first people gandalf ever met, likeeeeeeeeeeeee. they're so adowableee 😭💅

[misskittyspuffy]

I started writing a Spuffy fic back in 2010 and stopped after 3 chapters because I wasn't sure of the direction I wanted to take with this story and inspiration wasn't my friend. Went back to it from time to time, re-read it, improved it, posted it on new fanfictions websites hoping it would boost my inspiration, but never wrote more than a few lines for this story.

I decided to try (seriously) again in 2020 during the covid lockdown, and it worked for 2 more chapters, and then, poof again! Worked again for one more chapter in 2023, but I was so undecided about the next move in the story that I dropped it again 😒

BUT I got covid this week and it's like if the fever freed my brain, because the 5 next chapters came to me in 3 days... and I finally finished it last night!! 🥳🥳 This is SO satisfying! Because I really liked the set up and this story was always in the back of my mind for the past 14 years.

It ends up being 11 chapters long.

In short... what I mean is : there's always hope!! 😂

(The fic 👉 Out of this World, love... (in french, sorry!) )